I have ZERO sense of direction | Stand Up Comedy by Nishant Suri
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2019
- NEW STANDUP COMEDY VIDEO OUT
(Earlier called "Lost in the Intestine")
My first ever stand up video is here. Watch as I talk about my complete lack of directional sense, and how I'm always lost and clueless because of that.
For show enquiries, please write to my manager on Meher@oml.in
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CREDITS
Directed by: Sourav Bangotra
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Live Sound programming, Mixing & Mastering: Raghvendra Bhattacharya
Venue Courtesy: Canvas Laugh Club, Noida
DoP: Akshit Arora
Special Thanks: Rohit Gaur, Kshitij Pandey (Canvas Laugh Club), Siddarth Raman, Rahul Dua, Saurav Mehta, Prashasti Singh, Aishwarya Mohanraj, Anubhav Singh Bassi.
Extra Special Thanks: Ritviz, for creating such amazing music, and letting me use it.
Track: Udd Gaye by Ritviz 
Приколы
SHOW IN THANE 19 DEC. Buy tickets here: insider.in/under-construction-dec19-2019/event
Bhai Udaipur Rajasthan aao yaha PE Aap ke bahut fans hai
Why don't you say your dad that You are advising me to go from DND experssway then what are you doing at Sarita Vihar road??🤔🤔🤣😂😝
Your comedy is dark but funny
Bhai udaipur aao na please
Bro some time your face like mr. Ben and its amazing
I am happy to know that I am not the only directionally challenged person in this world
Congo bro😂😂
I feel you bro
Don't tell me u are that uber driver Ramesh 😂😂😂
Congrats 👏👏👏
Me too😂
"Ye baat karo ek second" ... Hahahha bahut funny 😊
Biggest fan Random Chikibum 😊
"Kidney se U-turn" reminded me that I came on YT to study for my tomorrow's science exam.
Thank you.
( Hn hn bc puri video dekhne ke bad jaugi)
😂you are also direction challenged , came to study on yt but forgot the direction
And bc comment bhi kar ke he jaungi 😂
😂😂😂
@@suyashdubey845 lol
😅😂😅😂
I hope you passed that test😂😅
That Ramesh Suresh part reminds me of the chocolate ad 😂😂
Acha hua season 2 mai nahi aaye warna woh bhi jeet jaatey.
Hahahhaa
@samay exactly !!
Hi Samayyyyyyyyyyyy ❤️
Abbe asli wala samay nahi hai ya, Varna iska Naam realsamayraina hota
This comment has a separate fan base...
Want to see both of you perform together someday.. somewhere
Biswa once said
“Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things”
Nishant Suri is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.
Suri iski baat mat sunio. Isne ek dialogue seekh liya hai, ye har jagah same chaep deta hai. Meri teeno videos k neeche isne same chaep rakha hai. Wahan mera naam likhke. Iska koi deen-imaan nahi hai
Rahul Dua mera imaan sirf Comedy aur ache videos aur thode likes hai sir. Gareeb aadmi ko thoda khush hone do. 🐒
@@TheRahulDua I was just gonna reply that on his comment .
He's tryna get some like over his comment , @saharsh , Tu Mera hi Bhai hai, likes aur attention paane ke liye Kuch bhi karega mere Jaise !!! 😂😂😂
Gurkirat singh Anand bhai bhai bhai bhai 😂
@@saharshhpathe nice try , but Rahul dua ne tumhari yeh trick pakad li
This guy made me so laugh that tears couldn't find their way out and came when I failed in the exam🤣🤣
And I thought I was the only one having issues with directions. Thanks for the company everyone now I at least know I'm not alone😂. Once my baba was taking me to school for the first time, usually mama would take me. While we were on the way, I forgot the directions to my school where I've been studying for almost 8 years 😂😂😂
Perfect. And I felt bad I need atleast 5-8 times to remember a place.
Aur mujhe aaj realise hua arrey I'm directionally challenged ya Jo BHI Bolte Hain isko 🤣🤣🤣🤣he's too funny
Hahaha same here,meko lagta tha mai hi aklei dumb hu
Omg same I’ve been studying and going to the same school for 11 years but I still don’t know the road 😂
Its a fucking nightmare...i feel like my whole life is ruined😔
The funniest medically inaccurate thing ever 🤣
bro
I'm an architecture student but could still figure out.
I think the inaccuracies are the joke.
@Atmaja Atmarupa I know right 😂
I laughed like hell on that intestine part...it's indigestible for a medico...😁😁😁
Don’t tell me your girlfriend’s name was “Disha” 😂
😂😂
Disha Patani ho skta he sayad 😂😂😂😂😂
@@pankajkandwal3699 bhai! Underrated comment !
@@vanibh93 really 🤔🤔🤔🤔🔥🔥
@@pankajkandwal3699 yes because usko **disha pata nahi**
Y'all I have seen many standups, and this guy is just effortlessly funny. Nishant Suri, where were you all this while?!?!! He deserves more views I swear.
Being a doctor with a terrible sense of direction I relate madly with this set😂😂
how do you know your way around the organs when you operate?
@@cc6755 ohoh...anyways doctor will have on overview option 😝
His expressions are somewhat like Mr bean
Nice observation
even during comicstaan i used to feel like this guy should atleast make a sketch video like mr bean. He'd be brilliant at it.
2:42😂
True man
Anupam Verma I agree,, I also feel same that his expressions are quite similar to Mr Beans...
I lost directions and found a directionless artist who went missing after comicstan
Grt content😁😁😁😁🤐
Great comment 😄😄😄😄🤐
Aye it's so good to hear that I am not the only one who is bad at directions.
As a big fan of the Indian standup scene, I think Nishant is arguably the wittiest out there. Cute clever lines with the simplest of deliveries. While being one hundred percent desi. Authenticity of the finest grade. Sincerely hoping for him to end up as more than a standup comic. What an absolute gem!
Best wishes - Fan from Nagaland.
Thank you. Very sweet of you 🙂
"Kya kamaal ka sparam hai ye" - Annu Kapoor
Vicky donar🤣🤣
Sperm hota hai be gawaar
@@Contrarian0101 chup chutiye
😂👍
@@Contrarian0101 Iss Akhand Ko Koi..Sarcasm samjhao Be..!!
Thanks for watching doston. If you're also directionally challenged like me, you were probably searching for someone else's video and landed here accidentally. But now that you're here,and you liked the video, you can follow me on instagram.com/nishantsuri11
If you didn't like the video, fir bhi follow Kar Lena, taaki personally Mujhe DM karke gaali de sako. Chalo ok bye love you (platonically).
Going to follow u
I have the same problem bro... Don't have a vehicle yet... But... Lol quite worried on how will I manage this problem of mine..
Also the stand up was really funny enjoyed it alot...❤️🤘🤘
And that was good please make more videos and I would love to be in your show great work dost🥰
Halka sa logic b daalna chahiye tha bhai,😂 reproductive aur digestive system ka koi connection nhi hota
Same problem .... But not of your magnitude 😆😆
Competition for abhishek upmanyu😂😂😂but (Abhishek upmanyu)he is legend😍
No confusion 😀
True
I don't think so
Very true. But abhishek is a lil par 😊
Abhimanyu is legend of tones
They both are best in their own way
It seems really awesome to see people trying to make you laugh in such a trauma centric world.
Not just this, all stand up jokes are either scientifically, socially, practically, technically or in some way or the other impossible ones. That's why they are jokes and not facts.
I'm going to pin this comment so that everyone hating on the science in this joke can stfu 🕺
@@NishantSuri11 what happened? You got lost on the way of pinning his comment?
@@randomguy1897 😂😂😂
@@NishantSuri11 when will you pin, brother? it has been 6 months
@@NishantSuri11 lagta hai bhai comment pin karne wale option ka direction bhul gya
He was late coz he did not know the directions to youtube😂😂
He just lost the way from MBBS to a Comedian 😆
All directionally challenged people hit like !
They could not find your comment
Mee too big time.
Yeah
Bhae apna jhore mil gya
Facebook khola thha youtube comment box me kaise aaya me.
When you are in the field of medicine but you still laugh when you think a sperm can go to your lungs or intestines 🤣😂😅
We need more doctors with a sense of humor. Baaki saare toh baanwle ho rae hain comments mein.
Also that a sperm can live for 4 yrs 😂
@@NishantSuri11 *Nurse🙈
@@marz_from_mars four years* 1985 to 1989. ...maths please☺
@@-h-3673 couldn't remember the yrs he mentioned n didn't even bother checking it lol... Thanks for correcting tho ^_^
I am so glad that im not the only person in this world who has zero sense of direction :)
His girlfriend name would surely be Disha patani.
lol
Underrated😂
Lmao
Bro, your problem seems genuine. Hold my beer!
I'm a trucker in Canada and I've been driving for 5 years now. To this day and moment I have no idea what highway to get onto and what exit to take in order to reach the place of delivery/unloading/loading/pickup. I'm the personification of 'dumb fuck'...🤷🏻♂️
Hahaha. Galat profession nahi choose kar lia aapne?
Nishant Suri hahahahaha! Sahi gal ae yaar..thanks to GPS..It's a boon for me🙌🏻
I was eating and I swear I choked 4 times 😂😂
@@Vivek-yx7hz Pehle choke Ka mtlb Dekh ke aa, phir baat krte hai
@@Vivek-yx7hz Haan toh Jo fas gaya tha, vo nikal gaya. I am completely fine. Thank you for your concern
@@Vivek-yx7hz That sarcasm was very unnecessary...
@@Vivek-yx7hz okay
@@Vivek-yx7hz only good boy i have ever seen except me who is respecting girls
Hilarious
Big fan sir
Big fan
I didn't know you watched Nishant Suri
Biswa once said
“Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things”
Biswa is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.
Things i don't leave home without ...
Nishant Suri: Google Maps
If you remember the lines....
"Pilot... I wanted to become a Pilot...!!"😂😜🤪
also, ramesh
@@prashantupadhyay8282 lol... absolutely!!🤣
The wind the sky birds shitting in your eye
@@DM-vc2lx gotcha!!
😂😂😂😂
6:07 the subtitle 😂😂😂.
i can 100% relate with this video because i have the same problem with directions- roads nd all, everytime i go out i need someone with me either be it my siblings or friends not for safety purpose but for direction😂
The udd gaye at the start already had me interested
Loved watching this piece! Thank you making us laugh and destress ourselves smoothly. Great going!
Man u r soo cool u know how to make people forget everything and just laugh at ur jokes u know the rite ways.
I thought it was just me 😅
When Uber driver asks me the way to home, I lie that I'm new to gurgaon.
Can totally relate to that.. I used to go to college everyday by bus one day in 2nd sem a friend gave me lift and i couldn't tell him directions to my room..
I have been caught several times saying those lines...,,😁
Same here.
Whenever I goes out, like 40-50 km far from house It seems every place is same, whichever I'm going through.
It's awkward to confess with your friend or person whom with you're traveling.
😂😂 mujhe bhi utna direction nhi pata chalta
So medically incorrect 😂🤦🏻♂️😂😂
Anatomy ki maa behen ekk krr de😂😂😂
Please explain for the sake of ignorant people like us.
Uska papa african ho sakta hai intestine tak pahuch hogi
@@sreekanthpillai7778 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@sreekanthpillai7778 brooooo ahahahahahahahahahahahaa
That mic stunt should go down as "sasta mic drop" forever!
Mic drop.
Mic drop
Mic drop is my favorite
Oops! Sorry, I can't help I just happen to relate everything with bts,,:-)
Haha so true 😂
Something about his face man. I like listening to this guy.
This made me laugh anddd feel good cz i thought i was the only one with no sense of directions..feels good to know i'm not alone..😌🤣🤣
Then you should have a sense of direction to succeed
This was one of the best set i have watched in this year. And god knows why hasnt this made this to trending list!!!!! Amazing Nishant. Keep it up bro....
Totally agree
When Mr. Bean speaks Hindi😂😂😂
I thought i am the only one who struggles with directions😂😂And today i am really glad that i do coz i found your video❤❤❤
That's my story ... I'm also directionally challenged😂😂😂😂😂
Lel me too bc of STML
But still you have found the way to my heart.
Lol Kidding, I really wanted to use this pickup line where it is contextually right.😂😂😂
Oh my god so sad to hear this. You deserve special treatment from the govt.
@@shishirakumarnayak9318 Yeah... Should I protest 😜😜😜😜
Sadaam Hussain is doing comedy now 🔥
Lol 😂😂😂
I was laughing so hard on tht intestine wala joke😂😂tht too while sitting in library 😂u need not to be correct medically 😁 great content 👍 ND u r handsome vth those funny expressions😁
Oh God this is so me..Trust me,I even had problem in finding my department during class hours..🙈🤣
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I am alone in a hotel room in a foreign country, and I was laughing out loud. Loved it.
This was such a good set, Nishant! Great job. I had a riot of a laugh, although I might've woken up the old couple travelling with me xD
This is an absolutely extremely tremendous video. I am watching it for the 7th time and still counting. 💕👏👏😍
I am glad that you won that race😂😂 and we got such a superb Stand Up Comedian like you.
Lots Of Love and Best wishes.🤞🤞💖💖
The only major problem in my life was konsa left he ? Konsa right he ? 😂😂
I relateeeeeeeee to the directionally challenged part
But still you have found the way to my heart
Amazing content and timing bro. Acc to me U r the next big thing in stand up. All the best. Waiting eagerly for your next videos.
Sir aap ka stand up lajawaab hai, maza aagya.
Your shows are literally aweeesssome😍😍😍first time i am addicted to some one rather than some subject of stand up comedy....keep going.....all d very best....
Finally 😍😍
Hmmm
I can relate to this as i also have no sense of direction
He is different, he is amazing, no words to express his creative mind
OMG that was hilarious 😄 I was in a bad mood and this really helped me forget my worries ❤️😘loved it
From one Nishant to another. Legend 🔥
Something completely different....loved every bit
I just loved your videos...they are amazing😂😂
Looking forward for more of them.
Your presence of mind and content creativity is Brilliant.!!
i was WAITING for your standup clip since the comicstaan 1 ENDED... this video just explains why !!! so funny !!
This was such a relatable video for me..and Omg how hilarious a person can be
This was epic
YOU ARE DAMN GOOD MAN!! Loved each of your comedy videos
This is the gold standard of comedy!! I loved it!!
This is such a well written set man! Kudos
I laughed so hard throughout the set so so much. Amazing content
I thought I was the only one who gets lost all the time. After watching this video I feel good.
Sameee brooo ...mujhe bh raste yaad nahh rahte ...ur comedy is awesome maje aa gaee🤩🤩🤩🤩
Such an ordinary thing made me laugh so hard. Damn you Nishant Suri, you're awesome.
Anatomically impossible , but still made me laugh 😂
Are bhai great , mtlb kya bawal chiz ho yrr .....
Love it bro , keep up the good work
Yaar he is too good.. mere ko to pyar ho gaya iski do videos dekh k he 😍😍😍
If RUclips had several like buttons i would have clicked all of them... Awesome
Good set man. Today when everyone is on stage trying standup, this was refreshing. Keep it up..!!
Too good!! 1985 last in the marathon made me laugh uncontrolled!! 😂
Great Comedy is to joke about something you belong to, not to joke on others. Great piece of work!
got no words, just awesome. love this just most.
Mast 🔥🔥😂😂😂 I have 0 sense of direction too. Once I got lost inside a park.
Good one Rasta! Amazing timing :)
Damn man! This video needs much much more views!
Hilarious af! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man I just loved the impromptu joke!!
Finally Phil Dunphy started doing Indian stand-up comedy 🤣🤣🤣
Story of my life.. 😂😂😂😂 Every word is related to me yaar... Except that smoking part... Loved it yaar.. 💜💜✌✌✌✌😊😊
But still you have found the way to my heart.
Lol Kidding, I really wanted to use this pickup line where it is contextually right.😂😂😂
@@SD-po6hk Yuppp...... 😊😊✌
So relatable. I missed my house once while walking on its way!
Was very embarrassed to say that I have a bad sense of direction, you made it into stand up comedy and made me feel better. Thank you sir.
And finally after comicstaan ka final set!! This was fabulous 👏🏻👏🏻
Nishant, I just want to say this set was worth waiting for 👍🏼
Amazing stand up. Dude pls make more videos your expressions are awesome
Humor level 100000000%.....👌👌👌
Why this isnt trending?
Kyunki youtube harami hai
This made my day
U r amazing . Loved it Nishant !
Genuine comedian you are bro. Voice is too good. I just like the way of you handing the stage thing. God bless you
I appreciate you Bhai more than your expectation. "My new girl friend thought if I were a spontaneous person" excellently observed😁😁😁😁😁😁😁