Overconfident Indian Bachelors | Stand Up Comedy by Nishant Suri
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- NEW STANDUP COMEDY VIDEO OUT
My zero sense of directions led me on a trip to Russia, but before going there I handled some stereotypes in my mother's and my bachelor friends' heads. Watch as I talk about why bachelors shouldn't be so optimistic, and why they can't be trusted with pets, even if that pet is a goldfish.
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CREDITS
Directed by: Sourav Bangotra
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Live Sound programming, Mixing & Mastering: Raghvendra Bhattacharya
Venue Courtesy: Canvas Laugh Club, Noida
DoP: Akshit Arora
Special Thanks: Rohit Gaur, Kshitij Pandey (Canvas Laugh Club), Siddarth Raman, Rahul Dua, Saurav Mehta, Prashasti Singh, Aishwarya Mohanraj, Anubhav Singh Bassi, Zakir Khan
Extra Special Thanks: Ritviz, for creating such amazing music, and letting me use it.
Track: Udd Gaye by Ritviz
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Ahmedabad
dehradun
Bangalore
Kolkata
Assam(Guwahati)
Me: *understand Hindi perfectly*
Also me : *reads subtitles*
Same. Beech mein mujhe kayal aaya ke why the hell am I reading the subs?? It's not like the subs are in English or I can't understand what he is saying. Par phir bhi screen pe kuch aa raha hai toh padna hai.
True af😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ruclips.net/video/l3-0hMxA56Q/видео.html
Same
Your facial expressions is same like Mr bean 🤩
Let's subscribe each other for more subscribe
What a catch 👌
Rowan Atkinson he is
Even i was thinking the same
When I first saw him I thought i have seen this person before I could not remind where..?? Thanks for telling!
he looks 25 and 40 at the same time
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
True bro 😀
His expressions make him look like a child. When he talks normal he looks 30+
Why is this so accurate
It's the facial hair
The fact that there's a literal war ( Russia and Ukraine) going on right now whilst I'm watching this 😂😂😂
It just proves that's mum's are always right
Exactly
Same here😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment
@@soumyverma1662 😂 same
Thank you for watching! Doston apni City ka naam Likhne se pehle please comments mein dekh lo if someone has already mentioned it, and if they have, go like it, instead of commenting again. It'll make my life much easier 🙂
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IIT Kharagpur Aao 👍
Belgaum Karnataka
Pehle toh noida ki karna bhai
Nagpur
Bangalore
He is late coz he didn't know directions to RUclips. 2 Saal bag leke ghoomta raha youtube mil hi nhi raha😂😂
lmao
Yeah he cum late😂😂😂😂
Just think he is planning to go to Russia... Why ???
Waapas kaise aayga
U
@@GeniusIdeaFactory instead he should have RUclips'd "How to find RUclips online "
This guy has expression just like Mr bean 😂
Hiii
Brilliant observation, @Kanika! 🤣
Also please say hi back to that poor guy.
😂
Mr bean+Natu kaka
Yes ....😂😂😂
He looks a little like Mr. Beans😂😂😂
Rytt
bean
Haha 😆😁😂
And I thought I was the only one who felt that😂😂🙌🙌
He is Mr. Bean, new version of new- generations I guess 😂😆😄🤣
I am so glad people from comicstaan have become active on RUclips!!
why every stand up comedian is an engineer
bhai 4 saal main itna content milta h na kya bataun
jitna pada ha utni soch
@@Solidmilkman kisko bolre ho uncle?
Because we are frustrated..we want to reduce stress
@Sarthak Chouhan are you a joke too?
Everyone: "He's a great comedian"
Me: "Okay so his face and personality is like Mr. Bean."
Mr. Bean can express his words without speaking...
Only face matches..
And they both are comedian
That matches..
Nothing else
i saw thumbnail and thought was mr.bean's name nishant suri 😆
Totally bro, as soon as I started entering Mr. Be... in the search, this video popped up and started playing!
@@anshulmann3960 yupp that's not coincidence 😂😂😂
@@gamer-ujjwalmax8595 this is enough bro. Aur Kya chahiye 🤣
3:58 *meet our indian mr.bean*😂♥️but you are so handsome...💜💜💜💜
0:35 “remember that time I went backpacking across Western Europe”
Sex mila? :'D
Joey🤣
@Balaraju Nitin Siddharth AKA Joey Tribbiani lol
F.R.I.E.N.D.S!😊
sugeet sood The exact same thing came in my mind
Now this is quality comedy! Zakir, Upmanyu and now Nishant. Way to go man!
True
Akash Chopra,🍉
His facial expressions did half of his work 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Indians are very genius at stand-up comedy, really enjoy, Luv from PAKISTAN
Pr pakistan ka humour kamaal hy💯. Point pe rakhna nhi jante phir bhi.
Have u heard about amanullah , sohail , jafri , mastana , babbu , jawad , nasir ,naseem , teddi , they r legend .nothing can beat them . Love from india
Love from India
Vaijaan ..🇮🇳🖤
Love from india brother ❤️🤘 we love talha anjum 🤘😀
Bhai bomb milega kya?
I'm an IT professional and this hit home for me.
Go repair someones *** drive
Come on Barney, no one knows what you do 🙄🙄
You are legen.. wait for it.. dairy! Whatt up
I challenge you to pick up a girl whilst acting like an Indian IT professional
You are An IT professional please give me some advice Because I am doing NIIT course se IT kar rha Hu
"Aaj tera bhai pregnant hoga" is sound like "gadi tera bhai chalayga!" 😂
hahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
Y
No shit Sherlock.😱
F for Respect
4:40 don't say moscow sir...
Logon ki yaadein taaja ho jati hai moscow ka naam sunn krr🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paisa barbad bencho
unko thodi na pata tha 2020 mai yeh moscow wali bakhchodi hone wali thi
😂😂😂😂
mithai ki dukan
@@shootingstar9804 do you know about tik tok vs youtube controversy
When you realise Russia is genuinely dangerous
😂😂😂
Come to Pune!
2-0 looool
Hell yeah 👍👍👍
Nai
Goes without saying. Pune toh multiple times aaenge
Come to Pune!!
0:34 The way he started was way too similar to the Joey's story for picking up girls😂😂
Right😂 backpacking across Western Europe
Even Rachel narrated that story to Ross and we all know what happened after that. 😂
@@laracroft4521 yes yes we know that she was the one who came on to ross 😂😂😂
I thought i was the only one noticed that😂
That was my instant thought infact😂
Nishant suri : average indian size is in the bottom 5 in the world
Girls : awwww.....
Sorry ua wrong lol I got it
?
@@arjun.1751 3:08
N still have largest population...
@@Enigma._ So which size do u prefer?😂
This came true mummy not allowing to do to russia aaj ka time mom is like or jao abhi jao
This man gives me vibes of Rowan Atkinson when he moves his head and with his hand gestures.
Mr.Bean hi bol le aadhon ko pata nahi hoga asli naam
Yeah me too😂😂
@tekt king *Rowan Atkinson likhunga COOOOOOL lagunga* 😎
Visit Hyderabad just coz most of the comics are coming too!!🤣
Come down to Bangalore!
And spend the entire day in traffic?
@@sakshamagrawal6417 Atleast people can breath here
@@g200694 with a million cars on your roads I'm sure it's pure air you're breathing
I am sensing it's Delhi vs Bangalore . I have been in Delhi for 23 years and 5 years in Bangalore. In my opinion Bangalore is a better place to stay, except the traffic of course.
@@suvendukarmakar4539 atleast you can survive the traffic. Pollution? I'm not so sure🤷
This guy is one of the best emerging comedians out there. Will definitely attend the live show when he comes to Delhi NCR.
Bombshell what a name🔥
Book my show...
This guy is comicstaan winner🔥🔥
Spoiler kyu de diya
3:58 he looked like mr bean 😄😂. Just check it once guys....
Yeah actually!
Yeah he does!
Yes 😂😂
Yes
Exactly! I thought the same!
On a lighter note, gravity wasn't discovered 1000 years ago 😂
U do realise this is comedy right??
No I don't, that's why I wrote on a lighter note you see..
"Gravity wasn't discovered"? Do you even know the meaning of "discover"? Do you think people were stupid a 1000 years ago? "Gravity" as a word or similar words in other languages have existed for millenia. It seems you are confusing codification of how gravity varies by mass and distance by Newton as "discovery of gravity". Humans went to the moon in 1969 doesn't mean that moon was discovered in 1969.
@@SivaPonakala yes bro,,,,truth,,,,but today so called modern cool dudes dont know anything about our old indian scientific approach,,,,,,they are just like westerns r the only inventors in world
Bahut hard..
He looks exactly like my zoology teacher ....same expression😂
Hahahaaa😅
Ye whi hai bs naam badal kr aaye hai😂
He looks like MrBean with stretched head🤔
😂😂😂 what an observation
more like "Young Saddam Hussein"
I fuckin agree
Are bhai ekdam sahi 😂🔥🔥💕
Lol..👍🏼👍🏼
I have started to get Stand up fatigue but Nishant is so refreshing.
Try sitting down for a while hahahahalamejokehahaha
@@Impulse_28 😅😂
Come to Indore, since you live in Noida, its gonna be a good change for once breath the air of the cleanest city in India...
Will come. A lot of people are saying Indore. Ab toh aana padega
@@NishantSuri11 yessssss🥳
@@NishantSuri11 Bhopal bhi kar lena saath me
"russia is very dangerous" joke has NOT AGED WELL
Can't believe that the guy I met in Goldman Sachs is now a Stand Up Comedian.
What?
People who work in investment banking will take any opportunity to mention it. Hint: exactly no one cares that you have no soul!
@@anandmaurya8479 They both worked there probably.
Once Biswa kalyan rath said... Standup is not a
"A man saying funny things"
It's
"A funny man saying things"
Totally nailed it
Ab bas ho gaya
Phir aa gaya ek likes ka bhookha
Yeh banda sabke videos pe jaake same comment karta hai
Once a guy said "likes ke peeche zyada mat bhaago"
Mera comment copy kiya tune 😂😠
Did anyone notice that his facial expressions is same like Mr Bean?
Edit - Thanks for like 😊
Yeah..🤘
Yes...at 3:58
*Notice
@@uncomfortablecat Thanks 😁
That's the same fucking thing I experienced through the whole video
When he said "nanhi si jaan aur utha ke le aaye" i don know why i find it adorable to hear
3:58 mr. Bean spotted
Makes me remember in the movie Joker he writes "sex jokes makes people laugh" Damn.
Aurther was right though..just watched joker
Sexy jokes always funny - he wrote
@@abhishekpathak7351 people expect you to behave as if you DON'T
I shifted today to new place and was all alone.. whole day boring and feeling low and then I found this! Thanks 😂😂😂😂😂
Call 100 if u are feeling low..
1:08 Now we know, MOMS are always R8 😄
👌👌👌
He looks like Mr. Bean who was born in India
thanks now i can't unsee it
@@pillai9786 lol. True
I was about to say that
Broooo litrellly thumbnail se soch ke ay cmnt yahe karonge😂😂
Really ur absolutely right ! 😂
KOLKATA , i know you're fond of yellow cabs
Wow. Itna personalized comment karoge toh kaise nahi aaenge. Kolkata toh 100% coming
Kaali Peeli mein ghumenge
Toooo happy right now.. 1st this video, then this confirmation that you're coming to my city for sure 😊😊
Welcome to Kolkata ☺️☺️
Nishant Suri please let us know when you come to Kolkata 😍❤️
Nishant Suri “i know you’re fond of yellow cabs “ is another way of saying ke usko pata h ke apka yellow bmcab dekh ke khada hota h 😅 . Aisa h to bhai jaipur bhi aaja yaha bhi yellow cabs chalwa denge tere liye
Ah nishant! I don’t even know how to compliment you. Only thing I can say is - these days, my husband and I look at each other and go “kya karna hai bro ab?” And then we’re cracking up. Great set! Well done!!
@The Mad Titan takeshi castle
Do u say ur husband bro ..
Ghost of Sparta haven’t seen pogo in so long. OMG I miss it!
Google User I love takeshi’s castle!
Jagdish Prasad Srivastava we do! We both call each other that when we’re trying to be funny. It’s hilarious. We laugh so much!
I think he forgot his password . There is no another video from last 1 year.
He has quit comedy dude,
Working in Corporate now (Deloitte)
Highlight of the video for me!!--
"Apne chote chote chappu chalate hue!!"
When je said "mumma hm Noida me rhte h" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Come to Chandigarh.. Would love to see you performing live❤
Yes, for sure
Love your work Nishant!! You are such a unique stand up comedian. I was really gunning for you in comicstaan.....and you won!!!
Looking at the thumbnail I thought, "when did Ronit Roy become a comedian?"
Exactly
Suriiii broooo you are awosem , i still remember "ramesh "
You proved to be the winner of comicstan ...
Damn ! He looks like Mr. Bean, this wrinkles on his forehead and his personality.......
Edit:- I never expected so many likes on this. Thanks a lot😂❤️
Yesss 💯😛😛
Yeah when he pouted I also realised that.
U damn right
He has a little mole tooo
Actually when I saw the thumbnail
I feel that he looks like Rowan Atkinson (Mr.Bean).
I clicked the video only to comment that thing, but you already did it 😌😌😌😌
His voice is just opposite of his looks
I have a Russian friend and she loves indian actors .
😍
Optimism ko support na kare.
Didi ko bolo Instagram pe DM karein. Unke liye acting seekh lenge.
@@NishantSuri11 acha gandu
@@NishantSuri11 itne mehnat se acha russia chle jayenge bhai 😂😂😂
I love how much he's in love with UDD GAYE
Kahin bhi laga do :'D
IT'S THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD
Finally someone explained why keeping fish as pet is weird
Hello Nishant, it was nice meeting you at dhaba while having coffee today. Just want to say that your videos have been a real stress buster for all of us in Covid times. Keep posting more content and keep entertaining us. Lots and lots of best wishes. Dr. Sankalp Dudeja
Has he got his T-shirt from anubhav shing bassi😂
Believe it or not but I missed that drunk women who disturbs everyone with her monstrous laughing....
Those who watch stand-up's regularly on RUclips will get it..
Sanket Pal shi me yrr. Maze aa jate hn🤣🤣🤣
@@AnchelJakhar haa naa..😂😂
Sanket Pal yesss🤣 adds to the humor
Listen at 6:40
6:01
Policewala kidnapped.. funniest part..🤣🤣🤣🤣
His voice is perfect for standup...😊😊
There wasn't a single moment where I felt the jokes were lame.... Loved your humor... And it was worth spending 7:39mins of my day 😘 stay blessed!
You've spent little extra in comment section too 😅
hey!
It’s just so freaking awesome!!!
Also, I just love how ritviz’s music was plugged in the intro..
Doesn't he looks like Bean sometimes
Yes
Exactly 😁😁
3:5
Yess
His Brain is also like Mr. Bean
It’s been so long since I watched a set where every single line landed a punch. Insane man!
This video has the most punches. And best too. Hilarious n witty!
I like your content and the way you deliver it, buddy. Absolutely hilarious. Waiting for a Hyderabad show.
This guys. Just above the comedian...deserve millions of views
Very clever material. Well done and hope to see more of such brilliance soon.
3:22 every indian guy without an internet. 😂
Kolkata being a joyous city waiting for a much bigger joyous wave to come from you. Much awaited and welcomed to Kolkata.
Abe chal be bkwas bnd kr apnin
DP Kumar, tere naam mei hi bakwaas hai.
ha gaandu saare wahi pe daale
Your channel is having only 105 subscribers because of your ridiculous language, please check that.
Nishant : Russia jaana hai.
Mom : *NO*
well done aunty🤝
2:49 *I think, I was harm during this video* 😅
(Read my name also with time stamp)
Mr. Nishant, I think the reason your mother was wary of you going to Russia may not be because Russia is dangerous, but remember how you are bad with directions? Yaha Noida me GPS ke saath ghum nahi pate, agar Russia chale gaye to phir laut aane ki umeed hi nahi hogi na?
BTW You are awesome, because this is the first time that a comedian's punchline even lands on the next episode!
See you in Bangalore then, Indian man with all the optimism right here.
Come to Ahmedabad. Your comedy is refreshing btw
His mother saw the war comming.....
I'm not a millenial, but enjoyed your jokes thoroughly. Excellent
INDORE. Please come, we seriously need some enterainment here
Chl be
Yeah come to Indore
Kamra ka favourite city hai
Amazing sir! Couldn't stop laughing.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Ye log overoptimism pregnant ho ke aa jaaenge"...😂😂🤣
I don't know whether I have ever laughed so hysterically....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:20 People from Kathmandu give me a cheer. 🇳🇵🇳🇵
✋
Bro, your content and timing are spot on and you are like breath of fresh air in standup comedy after Abhishek Upamanyu. Would definitely watch u live here in Bangalore. You deserve much fame.
COME TO HYDERABAD !!! .... WE LOVE STANDUP COMEDY
Well, now you see. Mom knows better. 😂🙌
I watched this long ago and today while watching news, I suddenly remember this and pick up my phone to comment.🤣
ROFL! To everybody, don't watch this while eating. ISTG, you'll choke!
I'm watching this while eating.
Just like your sister
Damn! I'm eating right now 😂😂
5:06 Fish gets to live in clean water lol
Please come Indore..❤️😂😂
Yeah please....
Yeeeeaaaaahh
I see relief in his eyes😂😂😂🙌
I watched this live when he performed this set in IIT Guwahati and was waiting since then to watch it again on RUclips ! This video is going to get so many views!
Sourabh Rai kitna vella hai re tu. Get a life
lallasaheb ganwar i graduated from iit bombay, baap hun uska bhi and tera bhi chomu
@@themanan0101 graduate hoke bhi itna vela hai ki comment kar raha hai ... Men get some work😂😂😂😂
Yash Gautam tu saurabh rai ki kyun chaat raha hai saale, koi gay connection hai kya? Waise wo nishant suri ka ho gaya hi, chance nai hai tera. Koi aur launda dhundh
@@themanan0101 bhai gay toh tum engineers hote ho hum doctor ke pass kami nai hai... aur unemployment bhi nai hai.. the thing is you were wrong with that sort of comment.
You are responsible if I die laughing watching this video.
"Ham Sab sam naiya me dub rhe hai,
Apne chote chote chapu chala te hue"
This punch gave me a relief. 😉
Watching it for the third time, still feels the same. Lovely person 💕
Glad people that write witty stuff are getting their share of good audiences! Thank You for making the effort to put a smile on people's faces. :D
Kolkata ---- the city of joy could get some laughs
This was something good and way better than the previous one