I was lucky enough to attend this show live and almost fell of the chair laughing at times. Such an amazing set. 😂😂 Me and my friends actually started talking about getting a fancy coffin for ourselves, such a brilliant idea to mess up people's minds in future. 😂
I have seen this guy live and have laughed the loudest in the room, so much so that Nishant asked if I have kids, I said yes I have a daughter and he told me the way I was laughing I should not murder my child when I go back home 😂
People are selfish, they give birth to children for their own happiness, to get rid of their loneliness, to support in old age. They say that we should thank them for bringing us to this beautiful world. Do you think this world is beautiful? And even if it is beautiful, do you let us roam around in that world. Agar aapne duniya dikhane ke liye hi janm diya hai to kyo nahi dekhne dete duniya. In my opinion only ultra rich people should give birth to children.😐
Bro everyone is selfish, people who do service to public they also do because they feel happy in serving people. Yes it’s beautiful world, if you asking this question means you are human who has thinking capacity and you can do anything only thing is everything takes time. If you are curious about things and ready to learn things and don’t care about what people say definitely you will be happy. I am doing job in metro city but I am from village. I know about village and city life. I know the life condition for poor person life and above middle class life. After job i got some time before joining I had read few non fiction books. According to my experience till now I can say you just need to learn about every field at higher level then you can decide what you can do and don’t worry about what people say and don’t ever compare with anyone. Focus on your own need and happiness. Everyone has own journey of life. Treat everyone equal. Then this life will be beautiful.
As an antinatalist, i totally approve of this type of comedy. In the first half I could never understand you will go in that direction. Excellent work ! Keep it up.
1 min ke liye mujhe laga ki Ismein antinational hone waali kya baad hai. Then I realized what you'd written and googled it. Thank you for teaching me something new today.
@@NishantSuri11 I liked your style and the jokes, but antinatalism is not about hating children at all, infact quite the opposite, I am just worried you might get a wrong impression of antinatalism.
Nishant! This is by far the best video from you 😅 लोग अपनी पीढ़ी को आगे बढ़ाने के लिए इतने उत्तेजित हैं जैसे सब महाराणा प्रताप जैसे शूरवीर पैदा कर रहें है और आगे जाके मुगल आक्रमण से देश को बचाएंगे। Kisi ke paas genuine reason nahi hai ki bachhe kyu paida karne hai, sabse selfish example hai ki jab hum budhhe ho jayenge to hamara dhyan kaun rakhega which is actually like buying a insurance. Thank god bhai tum me itni awareness to hai ki tumhe bachha nahi chahiye. Mostly to logo ko pata hi nahi hai ki unhe bachha kyu chahiye aur bahut saaro ko bachha paida karne ke baad pata chalta hai ki unhe nahi chahiye tha😢.
Once I was thinking about "How can we get moksha?" And I thought about the same logic as Nishant that If we collectively decide to not produce children, there will be Moksha, no cycle of birth and death.
" IF WE COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TO NOT HAVING KIDS " That's a lot of optimism and enthusiasm in a single sentence . How many family members do you have ? I am assuming 5. Now, let's have a meeting in drawing room decide collectively to not having white sugar for the rest of life. It is bad for health and absolutely unnecessary for the body and check on them regularly how many of them are following that collective decision. Humans are the most unstable, erratic and unpredictable species of all with all the different thoughts and perspective. There is not a single thought in the world exist till date on which whole human race collectively agrees or disagree
Some of the BEST stand up Indian comedy I have ever seen! Nishant is a bloody genius!!! This is the first time I have come across his work, cannot wait to see him live.
Saving the planet, Sir pe chadhi generation, history, antinatalism, moksh you've covered so many aspects. It was good.👍 Jokes apart, one must listen to Acharya Prashant🙌 for clarity on these and many other topics.😊🪔
I'm on a bus from BLR to BOM and there are 2 kids on the other side and man they are so loud, they won't sleep or listen to their mom. I'm going crazy mad here.
This guy can eat 5 Samay Raina in just a 10 minute clip. What a brilliant yet underrated artist you are. I have been a fan since Comicsataan, never missed anything from this man.
Someone who has difficulty conceiving for years, might never have child, I found this video very very funny and changing perspective 🤣
Please DON'T have a child. It's the best thing you can do for everyone, including yourself...
Let's accept the fact he's doing really well and he's an underrated artist
Chalo inhe famous banate hain 😅😂😂😂😂❤
Dont say under rated, just share🎉
I was lucky enough to attend this show live and almost fell of the chair laughing at times. Such an amazing set. 😂😂 Me and my friends actually started talking about getting a fancy coffin for ourselves, such a brilliant idea to mess up people's minds in future. 😂
Bhai par mai to Hindu hu
Once a legend said... In baccho k liye hum glacier bacha rhe h, isse acha to pighal jaane do!
Very underrated comment 😅
@@Jawad2391
Not so underrated@@Jawad2391
Ye sale doob k mar jayenge...
Who's this legend?
I have seen this guy live and have laughed the loudest in the room, so much so that Nishant asked if I have kids, I said yes I have a daughter and he told me the way I was laughing I should not murder my child when I go back home 😂
LoL
Is the kid alright? Or do we get pleasure of seeing on Crime Patrol?
@@dashmeetsingh9679 sorry to disappoint you, not featuring in the crime patrol😀
@@ektaMulchandani-w6x savdhan India it is??
@@saurav9641 I'll create my own suspense thriller series dude..
Rare intelligent comedian, we should appreciate and encourage such comedians
UNICEF is searching for your home address with bulldozer 😂😂
Yogi ji is also in the mission
@@Biswajitdaloi ye banda unisef, vaccine,dawai, doctor k pet pr laat marna chahta h
Uska address galat hai addhar mai
Best reply ever on a comment @@relaxgameing8395
Ooo bhai 😂😂@@relaxgameing8395
People are selfish, they give birth to children for their own happiness, to get rid of their loneliness, to support in old age. They say that we should thank them for bringing us to this beautiful world. Do you think this world is beautiful? And even if it is beautiful, do you let us roam around in that world. Agar aapne duniya dikhane ke liye hi janm diya hai to kyo nahi dekhne dete duniya. In my opinion only ultra rich people should give birth to children.😐
Not ultra rich but responsible and mature people should give birth to children.
Bro everyone is selfish, people who do service to public they also do because they feel happy in serving people. Yes it’s beautiful world, if you asking this question means you are human who has thinking capacity and you can do anything only thing is everything takes time. If you are curious about things and ready to learn things and don’t care about what people say definitely you will be happy.
I am doing job in metro city but I am from village. I know about village and city life. I know the life condition for poor person life and above middle class life. After job i got some time before joining I had read few non fiction books.
According to my experience till now I can say you just need to learn about every field at higher level then you can decide what you can do and don’t worry about what people say and don’t ever compare with anyone. Focus on your own need and happiness. Everyone has own journey of life. Treat everyone equal. Then this life will be beautiful.
People should take consent before giving birth to child😂
Bro is salty because he realised he has to earn his living.
Haan aur kaam tera baap krega
"don't save the planet"
nishant suri 🤝 george carlin
Planet will be there, its us who will extinct. If these green earthers were serious, there slogan would have been Save Species
And that one reporter from ndtv ..... Pighalne do glacier ....ye sale doob ke maar jaayenge
Dude I seriously like your style of comedy, offering unique and interesting perspectives towards life with a blend of humor+ intellect :)
THIS IS THE BEST STAND UP IVE SEEN IN MONTHS (ON RUclips) !!
He's one of the top comedian
Stage didn’t do any justice to you nishant, it legit looks so small for a 6ft tall guy 😩😭😂
It's a tiny 50 seater comedy club :)
Good content brother.
Soon the stage will be bigger.
There are very few set where you dont get LoL laugh but have constant smile throughout the set. This is one of them. Amazing.
As an antinatalist, i totally approve of this type of comedy. In the first half I could never understand you will go in that direction. Excellent work ! Keep it up.
I didnt know there are so many antinatalists like me.
1 min ke liye mujhe laga ki Ismein antinational hone waali kya baad hai. Then I realized what you'd written and googled it. Thank you for teaching me something new today.
@@NishantSuri11 antinatalist ho to pakistan mein jao 😡
@@NishantSuri11 I liked your style and the jokes, but antinatalism is not about hating children at all, infact quite the opposite, I am just worried you might get a wrong impression of antinatalism.
@@NishantSuri11 thanks for being open to understand. Do read more about antinatalism online
Being an anthropology student, I truly loved this standup. Fantastic and hilarious! 🤣
At 15:35 he delves into a world that’s not comprehensible to all… but I love how he can turn it into light humour …. Hats off !
Thanks for the come back Nishant. Big fan from Pakistan ❤
Nishant's BEST set till date! What a perspective. Heavily relatable!
Everything makes sense in this video 😛
One of the best standup comedy I listed in the whole year. This is the best one seriously.
Some of the best dark comedy stand up, I have ever seen. Wow
Just discovered this comedian, and I'm already a fan! More people need to see this! ❤
Ditto😅😂
Ek bhi second aisa nahi laga skip kar du whereas, Sharma ji ne fir Jism 2 dekh li hai was awesome 🤣🤣Good One Bhai ❤
Once A Legend Said " Glacier Ko Pighal Jaane Dijiye "
😂😂😂😂
Nishant: Bilkul
I Agree My Lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nishant! This is by far the best video from you 😅 लोग अपनी पीढ़ी को आगे बढ़ाने के लिए इतने उत्तेजित हैं जैसे सब महाराणा प्रताप जैसे शूरवीर पैदा कर रहें है और आगे जाके मुगल आक्रमण से देश को बचाएंगे। Kisi ke paas genuine reason nahi hai ki bachhe kyu paida karne hai, sabse selfish example hai ki jab hum budhhe ho jayenge to hamara dhyan kaun rakhega which is actually like buying a insurance. Thank god bhai tum me itni awareness to hai ki tumhe bachha nahi chahiye. Mostly to logo ko pata hi nahi hai ki unhe bachha kyu chahiye aur bahut saaro ko bachha paida karne ke baad pata chalta hai ki unhe nahi chahiye tha😢.
Ye 2 saal purani video hai, tab nahi chahiye tha baccha. Ab badhti umar ke saath lag raha hai ki saala kab tak akela rahega Insaan
@@NishantSuri11 pehle bacche ki maa to dhundo nishant bhai
@@NishantSuri11😂😂
@@NishantSuri11😂😂 plus insurance!
😂😂@@NishantSuri11
after longgggg finally found the good enough explanation. 😂😂😂😂😂 I am 100% aligned.
Watched proper standup comedy after so long...great work Nishant ❤
Once I was thinking about "How can we get moksha?"
And I thought about the same logic as Nishant that If we collectively decide to not produce children, there will be Moksha, no cycle of birth and death.
" IF WE COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TO NOT HAVING KIDS " That's a lot of optimism and enthusiasm in a single sentence . How many family members do you have ? I am assuming 5. Now, let's have a meeting in drawing room decide collectively to not having white sugar for the rest of life. It is bad for health and absolutely unnecessary for the body and check on them regularly how many of them are following that collective decision. Humans are the most unstable, erratic and unpredictable species of all with all the different thoughts and perspective. There is not a single thought in the world exist till date on which whole human race collectively agrees or disagree
According to our culture we can be borned as animals too so even if humans stop you will birthed as animal or in heaven or hell 😂
Bud your energy comes across as extremely friendly and positive, cheers
My alter ego is extremely happy today that it's not the only one with these destructive yet hilarious thoughts. 😂 Loved the video! ❤
Highly recommended..... hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
That's what I have been thinking dude since forever😂
Last wala bahut sahi tha bhaiii.. Too good ❤️👌
Some of the BEST stand up Indian comedy I have ever seen! Nishant is a bloody genius!!! This is the first time I have come across his work, cannot wait to see him live.
It felt more like a philosophical video than a comic. loved it.
Best performance for real.
I am so glad i clicked on this today, what a set, its hilarious 🤣 made my day. Thank you
The last part is a legitimate philosophy i subscribe too. Its called antinatalism.
Jokes ke liye theek hai, but jab 40-45 ka ho jayega tab samajh ayega jeevan ka koi mahatv hi nahi hai agar bachhe na ho toh.
Pyramids joke was the funniest😅
Awesome!!
Hilarious AF!!
Love the dark humour!!
Tight set, dude!!
Thanks man. I really laughed watching this video, generally mujhe is tarah ki comedy se hansi hi nhi aati...great work man👏👏
Areyy Nishant Bhaiii....GREAT WORK💥💥
Wow amazing comedy with imagination and creativity. Love your ideas, love the show ❤
One of the best sets💕😂
Amazing perspective!! Hahahaha haven’t laughed so hard in a while! 😂😂😂
Undoubtedly the most logical intelligent comedian nd to be funny in the midst of all that is just amazing. can never disagree with him
Besttt comedy I've seen in a while😂😂😂😂
So glad you're talking about Antinatalism so openly! Loved this set!
totally agreed with your pov regarding planet and kids
This man is literally worth the wait❤❤❤
Extraordinary jokes.After Abhishek Upmanyu jealous of Sabjiwala this is the most well written intellectualy stimulating jokes.
Maza agyaaa this was pureeeee humour after a long time. Laughed so so haard. Please come to Agra soon wish to attend your live show ❤
One of the best and Underrated artists …Awesome Brother 💯💯
Still underrated. This guy desreves a lot more 😂❤
Super good set and observation 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for uploading this video on RUclips... 🙌❣️
hilarious. Found a great stand-up after so long. ❤❤
Very humors n logical at the same time .mind blowing
Saving the planet, Sir pe chadhi generation, history, antinatalism, moksh you've covered so many aspects. It was good.👍
Jokes apart, one must listen to Acharya Prashant🙌 for clarity on these and many other topics.😊🪔
what a wonderful set! every joke hit. hard. legendary stuff!
You made my day, bro 😂😂
Loved it as an antinatalist! ❤
This video deserves more likes n views😂
Amazing work, Nishant. Superb content and excellent timing ❤
That was damn hilarious man 😂😂😂😂
Dammn ! You come a long way dude, keep moving forward
He deserves more recognition for sure 💯🔥🔥🔥
oh maay godd , thanks for the 16 minutes of pure laughter nishant absolutely loved the set🤣
Best standup of 2024. Agree?
I'm on a bus from BLR to BOM and there are 2 kids on the other side and man they are so loud, they won't sleep or listen to their mom. I'm going crazy mad here.
From your Heart to my Heart....... Jiyo Nishant 😊
This guy can eat 5 Samay Raina in just a 10 minute clip. What a brilliant yet underrated artist you are. I have been a fan since Comicsataan, never missed anything from this man.
The way you deliver the jokes outstanding Nishant bhai..mja aa gya
Awesome gig bro.
Really loved it 😂😂
Bro, you always put forward the truth, something we are afraid to say and express, you say everything so comically, loved the show man
I recently watched him live when I went on a date. He was the only saving grace of my otherwise horrible date.
Worth my 16 minutes ❤❤👌👌
Best standup of all time 🖤
A very beautiful set 🎉
Nishant's energyy mann 🔥🔥
Great content, Amazing comic timing
you should be very popular.
Best of Luck :)
Such a great set Nishant ❤️
Just love❤ you are f***ing funny my man. The child labor joke! Spot on!😂😂❤
Wow Nishant… amazing set! Supercool delivery… loved it❤ may be because we feel this daily so it felt more funny😂 absolutely loved it…
Loved your set, and totally agree with you!! Very humorous.
Nishant you're the best literally!!!! 😂😂😂❤
Tight set Nishant, You delivered really good. One of your best written sets too.
bestttttttttttttttttttttttttt love it... youre one hell of a comedian bro
Something new!! Very interesting ❤🎉
I had a great time laughing so hard after many days... Made my day bro ❤
Too good...n he is so damn handsome...iske to bache hone bante hai😂
Cool and chilled out set!👌👍👏
This is the best standup I have seen recently without using audience but your own talent ✌️🫶
13:52 , this was a FABULOUS imrov 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Excellent set man. Totally enjoyed it.
Wonderful. Very well written and executed. 👏👏
After a long time Nishant bhai ne faad diya 🔥🔥🔥
How can someone be so spontaneous ❤
Yes you are a legend,
Kya liya hai bhai rebirth pe maza aagaya.
I've seen this bit live, twice, and I'm still laughing as hard as the first time. Nishant, crazyyyyyyy dark humour!!!! 😅