Stab Crab is my favorite internet animal. I love that he clearly knows it’s functionally a weapon, given how he brandishes and even swings it. You can imagine him screaming “get back titan, or I will CUT you!” if he could speak
But how else is he supposed to protect his home and his family? If you take all the knives away from crabs, then only outlaw crabs will have knives. You communist.
This would be a lot funnier if he had a knife in several arms. Though I guess only 2 of them have actual claws on them so I guess it would be at most 2 knives.
"You'll never get me secret krabby patty formular!"
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
HAHAHAHA
*_arg arg arg arg_*
*kicks Plankton all the way to the Chum Bucket*
guess you could call it "mr stab"
mess with crabo get a stabo
LMAO XDD
it's like when you're fighting a civilian in fallout with no weapons and he runs and grabs one from a dead body
A weapon to surpass metal gear.
Fuggin' Aidan solid crab
Stab Crab is my favorite internet animal.
I love that he clearly knows it’s functionally a weapon, given how he brandishes and even swings it. You can imagine him screaming “get back titan, or I will CUT you!” if he could speak
First comes evolution
Then comes revolution
The time has come for the crabs to inherit the earth!!
*CRAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAB PEOPLE*
This crab took dinner fights back to a whole new level.
Here we got the rare and endangered Spycrab using its defense mechanism
They are also known to use their defense mechanism to fight over a female spycrab, the male spycrab must fight one another by trickstabbing
Spycrab has gotta be one of the best memes to come out of tf2.
This is honestly just adorable. 🤣
That's probably a new druid kit someone homebrewed for old editions.
Don't give a crab a knife
But how else is he supposed to protect his home and his family? If you take all the knives away from crabs, then only outlaw crabs will have knives. You communist.
OH YEAH MR KRABS!
The day the crabs won.
Never thought the crab has race ,I think he's british
"what's the butter for? WHAT"S THE BUTTER FOR?!?!?!"
(heard that joke on TV)
Its crazy how it knows what the knife is which is why its still holding on to it
This reminds me of a scene from the cartoon show "Chowder" where a crab says. "I'll cut you!"
They went from pinchy murder to stabby murder
Bixo brabo. Meme from Brazil!!!
Some guy in Oblivion: "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
The mudcrab he was talking about:
Spy Crab!
Smallest mistake in south London:
Crab : don’t mess with meeeee
Eduard Ferenczi : time to teach him a lesson
The live action monogatari looks pretty good
This crab has no chill
Pare this guy up with the money crawfish and then name a more iconic duo
my god..
Weirdo. Don't you know you should set mines for Mirelurks, not try to engage them in hand to hand combat?
Spycrab
The kitchen scene in the new little mermaid looks great!!!
It's Spy :D
The crab's kitchen knife at its finest. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
He's a good chef 😁
Remember humans are more scared of crabs then they are of you
Spycrab! ;)
CRAB PEOPLE!!!!CRAB PEOPLE!!!!
" A Minor Test of Strength "
Final Boss Death Stranding
Crabs are the meme lords of the sea
This would be a lot funnier if he had a knife in several arms. Though I guess only 2 of them have actual claws on them so I guess it would be at most 2 knives.
Crips, meet Crabs.
Samurai crab
Peace was never an option
*Leaked footage of Mud Crabs in Elder Scrolls VI*
Instead of you eating the crab The crab eats you
Oh yeah mr krabs
the swing at 0:17 ROFL
Yeah, that was amazing.
BAD-ASS!
Crab Battle!!!
Che carino, granchiettoooo😍
Im america you hunt crab.
In Soviet Russia, crab hunts you.
British crab
This dude is dangerous even without a stabo
They are learning.
Evolving
Well this crab wont go to pot without a fight.
He's hoping he'll be able to defend against Saitama. But only Saitama before he loses his hair.
0:25 oh he squaring up
Reverse this and crabbo seems a bit more aggro!
First beer now a knife
These crabs are cartel members
you are not taking my Krabby patty formula hooman
Just give him all your money already
Not so cocky now, ey?!
what kind of crab is this? im asking for real
Anyone else here from the little trashmaid?
What's the butter for man eh what's it for where's my brother man eh what's it for where's my brother man eh what's it for where's my brother
Where's the money?
zoku-owarimonogatari leaked scene
Ahora ya entintado porque dicen que Veracruz es peligroso
If he's gangster why is he backing up
HRGH CRAB BATTLE
bro get the hell away from me
E un granchio albanese 🇮🇹
A cartel crab. Why not everyone else works for them
cancers be like.
Ryu gin no kenwo kura ee
STcrab
stabbo
STAND name?
It's good to be a gangsta. -☆v☆
lol
XD
same
🔪
The new dark souls looks great
(Will delete if this joke has already been made)
kiler
fack hey landon*what?* kill the crab *ok*
Iiiiiiiiiiiii
I blame the parents.
Mf grabbed the Bushido blade on fool ass Lmao almost as funny as the dog with the machete