Brutally Murdering My Family In Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @b1battledroid790
    @b1battledroid790 3 года назад +9064

    “I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth

  • @Dat_Cool_Kat
    @Dat_Cool_Kat 3 года назад +2795

    There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
    I know because I tried it a long time ago.
    The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.

    • @partybot1436
      @partybot1436 3 года назад +167

      wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar

    • @swasb3385
      @swasb3385 3 года назад +18

      Name of the mod?

    • @Dat_Cool_Kat
      @Dat_Cool_Kat 3 года назад +68

      @@swasb3385 Minecraft comes alive

    • @rain2001
      @rain2001 3 года назад +12

      jesus christ...

    • @randallsanders1766
      @randallsanders1766 3 года назад +34

      mmmm, yes. f u e l

  • @Kevin_Theadore1
    @Kevin_Theadore1 3 года назад +2922

    I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child

    • @lmao2881
      @lmao2881 3 года назад +123

      And trying to cook a baby

    • @lmao2881
      @lmao2881 3 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @bersspon3256
      @bersspon3256 3 года назад +92

      I think he meant the whole thing tho

    • @eliekdahl4266
      @eliekdahl4266 3 года назад +8

      @@bersspon3256 yeah

    • @ziurza
      @ziurza 3 года назад +6

      he probably stuttered lol

  • @user-jb1ic3fb4d
    @user-jb1ic3fb4d Год назад +1424

    Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.

  • @andrewwinsky4014
    @andrewwinsky4014 3 года назад +7412

    The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao

    • @destrumthetiger9274
      @destrumthetiger9274 3 года назад +480

      It’s called a siren it’s basically what you described but they live in water

    • @smoresmuggler420
      @smoresmuggler420 3 года назад +89

      @@destrumthetiger9274 oh damn you right

    • @dominicavery1634
      @dominicavery1634 3 года назад +41

      He is a succubus.

    • @MrDuck-po3wy
      @MrDuck-po3wy 3 года назад +194

      @@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 3 года назад +78

      @@MrDuck-po3wy jesus christ

  • @syrupsandwichhhh
    @syrupsandwichhhh 3 года назад +5598

    I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +5

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tob

    • @itisindeedtangle
      @itisindeedtangle 3 года назад +55

      @@AxxLAfriku wut

    • @loofieskris
      @loofieskris 3 года назад +22

      @@AxxLAfriku shüt

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 года назад +68

      stop give him attention
      report for spam and move on

    • @kingp1n817
      @kingp1n817 3 года назад +3

      @@vierzehn575 well said

  • @daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 года назад +2442

    A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto

  • @cwandtheblueenderman6568
    @cwandtheblueenderman6568 7 месяцев назад +571

    Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight*
    Russell: I think I love you...
    Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*

    • @isaaclawrason4160
      @isaaclawrason4160 4 месяца назад +18

      The cherry on top is that Russell is a minor

    • @wetslop
      @wetslop 3 месяца назад

      @@isaaclawrason4160miner

    • @dxcvvxd
      @dxcvvxd 2 месяца назад

      ​@@isaaclawrason4160average boffy video can get him 110+ years of jail time

    • @Rage_elixer
      @Rage_elixer 11 дней назад

      @@isaaclawrason4160lolz

  • @tangyhyperspace2217
    @tangyhyperspace2217 3 года назад +1038

    "Im going to go flirt with Hitler"
    Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you

    • @deceasedbeing9540
      @deceasedbeing9540 3 года назад +2

      fr

    • @NinjaSox7
      @NinjaSox7 3 года назад +37

      please offend as much of mcyttwt as possible they deserve it

    • @microdisturbia
      @microdisturbia 3 года назад +3

      we share our last name we have to fight for it like the joshes

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 3 года назад +12

      Well tbh I think Offending a Twittertard is a good accomplishment albeit a very easy one

    • @etiguess
      @etiguess 3 года назад +8

      Twitter hates everyone

  • @dog-dj9bf
    @dog-dj9bf 3 года назад +3825

    How people get girlfriends
    Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her
    Boffy: C O A L

    • @Random-ld4xp
      @Random-ld4xp 3 года назад +43

      You have to throw it at them though

    • @dannylongarms4926
      @dannylongarms4926 3 года назад +56

      it’s good to note that this only works in west virginia

    • @Random-ld4xp
      @Random-ld4xp 3 года назад +21

      Then burn the baby and eat it

    • @Samithecutie
      @Samithecutie 3 года назад +3

      @@dannylongarms4926 😭

    • @BasilOmori_
      @BasilOmori_ 3 года назад +4

      yuppers

  • @luckyy.reinelle
    @luckyy.reinelle 3 года назад +802

    the fact he has a girlfriend irl still feels unreal to me

    • @luckyy.reinelle
      @luckyy.reinelle 3 года назад +46

      but at the same time isnt

    • @WandererSociety
      @WandererSociety 3 года назад +14

      @@luckyy.reinelle for real it’s confusing

    • @geo4716
      @geo4716 3 года назад +12

      He does? wait i´m confused because... wait what?

    • @ramirezloste9655
      @ramirezloste9655 3 года назад +16

      uhhh i think they broke up a while back? he mentioned it in his texture pack video, unless he got a new one already

    • @koobyn
      @koobyn 3 года назад +12

      @@ramirezloste9655 nah they got back together

  • @Mr.Michel12
    @Mr.Michel12 Год назад +451

    “An alarming amount of those items on that list involve incest” I was crying on the floor laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @XNeutron_official
    @XNeutron_official 3 года назад +33188

    Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 года назад +105

      No

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 года назад +365

      @Delancey Hsu dam you really roasted him hard

    • @deadtrollz6533
      @deadtrollz6533 3 года назад +55

      CAP

    • @ch1kn_tenders
      @ch1kn_tenders 3 года назад +226

      Got my boyfriend coal for Christmas once, lol they were so angry but then gave them actuall presents. Funniest thing ever

    • @jiminslostjams8760
      @jiminslostjams8760 3 года назад +19

      Woah wow so cool :/

  • @nikinihachu5531
    @nikinihachu5531 3 года назад +5350

    "attempt to marry my own child"
    sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-

    • @daf6332
      @daf6332 3 года назад +223

      *Sweet home alabama starts playing*

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 3 года назад +77

      @@daf6332 sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue

    • @fruitycola9200
      @fruitycola9200 3 года назад +47

      @@abowl5667 oh sweet home Alabama , sweet home Alabama

    • @a.hypocrite
      @a.hypocrite 3 года назад +21

      boffy caught in 445k

    • @alexander_1154
      @alexander_1154 3 года назад +2

      What is the time stap

  • @CoolerShrimp
    @CoolerShrimp 3 года назад +286

    The best thing about this is that he cares more about a random dog he found than any villager in the game.

  • @Rydrake6
    @Rydrake6 8 месяцев назад +57

    Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.

  • @polarvfx3427
    @polarvfx3427 3 года назад +7597

    the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me

  • @iamtrash731
    @iamtrash731 3 года назад +1949

    I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.

  • @goldenkingyo
    @goldenkingyo 3 года назад +980

    Not even 30 seconds into the video
    “This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”

    • @carnium
      @carnium 3 года назад +15

      20 seconds into the video

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +10

      dont forget the planned parenthood sign. i loved that
      before any liberals try to cancel me, i am pro choice

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 3 года назад +10

      @@shankaka_99 I am anti life, no one deserves to live

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +11

      @@basedintellectual9704 you’re right 😔 i was wrong before, you’ve completely demolished my arguemnt. anti-lifers unite

    • @thatonestarman4127
      @thatonestarman4127 3 года назад +10

      @@shankaka_99 death is always the answer.

  • @miguelcastillo4336
    @miguelcastillo4336 Год назад +98

    those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career

  • @Ghostifis
    @Ghostifis 3 года назад +3849

    “Brutally murdering my family”
    “#7 On trending for Gaming”
    I love this community

    • @etiguess
      @etiguess 3 года назад +14

      Same

    • @omagkabacan2109
      @omagkabacan2109 3 года назад +72

      Make that #5 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING

    • @pixelgamelvr
      @pixelgamelvr 3 года назад +9

      Pog

    • @Gab2456_
      @Gab2456_ 3 года назад +12

      Its 5 on trending now :/

    • @m.kcharles2977
      @m.kcharles2977 3 года назад +6

      Anddddddddd, somehow parents said that gaming is bad

  • @Dezaxis
    @Dezaxis 3 года назад +3251

    “Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021

  • @trashdragon6289
    @trashdragon6289 3 года назад +455

    “Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.”
    “...you still love me right?”

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад +2

      yeah bro we watched the same video as you

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад

      @꧁IMPROBABLE MADNESS꧂ what

    • @Cat18364
      @Cat18364 3 года назад

      @@starke4842 obviously he meant yh lil

  • @roachymoment
    @roachymoment Год назад +83

    i certainly do miss your content, but wherever you are right now, i hope you're doing well :) you're amazing boffy

  • @calspi7772
    @calspi7772 3 года назад +2372

    Boffy’s that one kid at school everyone knows but is to scared to approach

    • @named746
      @named746 3 года назад +43

      Overlord boffy

    • @gaborfuzi2195
      @gaborfuzi2195 3 года назад +9

      420 likes. wow
      i wont like it just cuz i want to keep it

    • @midit20
      @midit20 3 года назад +8

      Why he gives u a ton of coal...wait

    • @turboboost4494
      @turboboost4494 3 года назад +3

      @@gaborfuzi2195 ok now 911 even better

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 3 года назад +3

      Especially since his voice is sooo deep

  • @_Squidemist
    @_Squidemist 3 года назад +6788

    “Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?”
    -Boffy, 2021

  • @kittenlover7806
    @kittenlover7806 2 года назад +2039

    "I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on"
    One of the best quotes I've heard

    • @Brightstarvids
      @Brightstarvids 2 года назад +30

      What about: attempt to marry my own children 😏

    • @ArkAberration
      @ArkAberration 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@BrightstarvidsMan that’s a hard one

    • @superjmk2011
      @superjmk2011 3 месяца назад +4

      Man this is tough "births a baby " boffy " aww can u fit in the oven"

    • @Insert_Creativity_Here
      @Insert_Creativity_Here 2 месяца назад +2

      “I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler, actually, now that I think about it”
      “No need to go to church I’m your god now.”

  • @WoffleLord
    @WoffleLord 4 месяца назад +21

    Rewatching these 3 years later was a treat

  • @bluejay2386
    @bluejay2386 3 года назад +986

    Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”

    • @d3adyoutubeaccount
      @d3adyoutubeaccount 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 3 года назад +9

      How do you see what world your friend is in? Im guessin discord rich presence mods

    • @poopsockvr9766
      @poopsockvr9766 3 года назад +6

      @@RubyPiec you can see that stuff in bedrock edition

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 3 года назад +1

      @@poopsockvr9766 yeah but this is a java mod so shut up bedrock

    • @poopsockvr9766
      @poopsockvr9766 3 года назад +9

      @@RubyPiec ya. I know its java, i was saying that bedrock has that feature

  • @DemonixLive
    @DemonixLive 3 года назад +2553

    nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"

    • @tuatagovailoa1770
      @tuatagovailoa1770 3 года назад +102

      I saw. That killed me

    • @Tgungen
      @Tgungen 3 года назад +29

      Genius

    • @anthonyc9065
      @anthonyc9065 3 года назад +146

      @@tuatagovailoa1770 it killed the baby too

    • @bentheboss2542
      @bentheboss2542 3 года назад +17

      Shhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell

    • @guunk
      @guunk 3 года назад +20

      @@anthonyc9065 cherry on top, good job

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +14564

    Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.

  • @yaboiedgar
    @yaboiedgar Год назад +36

    19:18 what a pickup line

  • @NaTive219
    @NaTive219 3 года назад +4221

    The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason

  • @pleasureisgood5957
    @pleasureisgood5957 2 года назад +1912

    this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.

    • @capsade
      @capsade 2 года назад +13

      Mod

    • @ievr6641
      @ievr6641 2 года назад +2

      What's the mod name?

    • @youtubewanderer4763
      @youtubewanderer4763 2 года назад +37

      @@ievr6641 Minecraft comes alive reborn

    • @imaginechi7677
      @imaginechi7677 2 года назад

      Tbh Boffy is a psychopath. But I’m here for it.

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 2 года назад +2

      minecraft comes alive is one mod

  • @random.mp4164
    @random.mp4164 3 года назад +1505

    *"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*

    • @talloran7744
      @talloran7744 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @terrifyingpresence7539
      @terrifyingpresence7539 3 года назад +19

      He got demonatized for that lmao

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад +5

      yeah bro its almost like we watched the same video as you

    • @random.mp4164
      @random.mp4164 3 года назад +5

      @@starke4842 just quoting my favorite line of the video, chill.

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. 3 года назад

      IoI---- I shouldn't laugh at that

  • @berensloan5819
    @berensloan5819 Год назад +16

    The Letsgameitout of Minecraft. Truly amazing.

  • @phickss
    @phickss 3 года назад +827

    “this is what friends do for eachother”
    *slowly pushes in lava*

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. 3 года назад +8

      FRIENDSHIP

    • @tallybone
      @tallybone 3 года назад +3

      To put them out of their misery duh! You should do that for me

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 года назад

      Well I mean, he didn't burn his dogs...

  • @MoltenMonsters
    @MoltenMonsters 3 года назад +930

    this video makes me kinda doubt the fact that Boffy actually has a girlfriend

  • @maikeru6158
    @maikeru6158 3 года назад +1002

    Honestly we need more of this content. Humor like this is rare nowadays, and Boffy shows that it can be done right

    • @90065
      @90065 3 года назад +29

      @Marley Gaming how does that have to do with content

    • @SireGoose841
      @SireGoose841 3 года назад +2

      agreed.

    • @saint991
      @saint991 3 года назад +9

      I agree, dark humor has its place and time

    • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793
      @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793 3 года назад +11

      very nice profile picture! and i agree. dark humor shouldn't be a cheap gag to get a laugh, like fart jokes and "random" humor. just like any good humor, it has a time and a place to be really funny. boffy does it right.

    • @BugaferJones
      @BugaferJones 3 года назад

      Nice pfp

  • @paristorc1069
    @paristorc1069 10 месяцев назад +35

    "how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote

  • @ThetacocatxD
    @ThetacocatxD 3 года назад +538

    "I gave her my axe on axeident."
    Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.

  • @neondogquit3902
    @neondogquit3902 3 года назад +1155

    I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.

  • @funnymonkey3961
    @funnymonkey3961 Год назад +789

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food
    Edit: it’s incredibly efficient
    Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT Год назад +5

      damn didnt realize too

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum Год назад +4

      That is messed up😂

    • @4ndr00med4
      @4ndr00med4 11 месяцев назад +38

      "As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me"
      *DEAR GOD NO-*
      "as someone who's played this mod before."
      oh okay

    • @ferretdog
      @ferretdog 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@4ndr00med4I thought the same thing lmao

    • @Hg-un6bz
      @Hg-un6bz 8 месяцев назад

      What is the mod called

  • @joexists
    @joexists 3 года назад +507

    boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter.
    also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!

    • @FireChampions
      @FireChampions 3 года назад +2

      Les goooo

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 года назад +3

      He has a Twitter? Time to follow I guess

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 года назад +2

      huh why? whatd he do lol

    • @crunbcxhy
      @crunbcxhy 3 года назад +3

      @@athernaut7939 Shhhh. It's better for you not to know, child. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 года назад +1

      @@crunbcxhy okay 😟

  • @awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965
    @awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965 3 года назад +2556

    "I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler"
    I love the internet

    • @ris-m1y
      @ris-m1y 3 года назад +34

      Same

    • @kat-sy3sq
      @kat-sy3sq 3 года назад +30

      gotta love it

    • @yeet724
      @yeet724 3 года назад +10

      Same XD

    • @markfaites
      @markfaites 3 года назад +6

      same

    • @sipscones
      @sipscones 3 года назад +6

      Reddit’s a marvelous place.

  • @amtrakisveryepic
    @amtrakisveryepic 3 года назад +525

    "Can't abuse a family without a family"
    Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 3 года назад +26

      Technoblade: "So,it seems as if you aren't content with your life... *draws orphan obliterator* I can help you to get rid of it."

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 года назад +1

      w h a t ?
      am i really dumb or?

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 года назад

      that makes no sense

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 3 года назад +10

      @@imperialguardsman5726 the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee 3 года назад +6

      @@imperialguardsman5726 _officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE._

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL 11 месяцев назад +9

    I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice

  • @Mavisaki112
    @Mavisaki112 3 года назад +691

    I can never tell when to laugh or call the police

    • @falucy
      @falucy 3 года назад +14

      LMFAOO

    • @duckeyster479
      @duckeyster479 3 года назад +4

      Fan of ditf

    • @dstroyer11YT
      @dstroyer11YT 3 года назад +8

      Literally the same reaction I have to most of the channels I'm subscribed to

    • @cswizzly
      @cswizzly 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @xdr8c956
      @xdr8c956 3 года назад +2

      @@duckeyster479 oh i see u are a man of culture alwell!!

  • @drunkginger0077
    @drunkginger0077 3 года назад +680

    “Please don’t take that clip out of context”
    *Cracks Knuckles*

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад +2

      yep, we watched the same video as you

    • @penny5063
      @penny5063 3 года назад +18

      @@starke4842 the fact that you took time out of your day to comment this on people’s comments is quite sad

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад +3

      @@penny5063 it took 20 seconds lol

    • @xyzcherie
      @xyzcherie 3 года назад +11

      @@starke4842 cry

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад +3

      @@xyzcherie nobody is crying lol

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 3 года назад +873

    "So, heard art school didn't work out for you."
    my god

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 Год назад +8

    i thought psychopaths were basically serial killers...
    welp... that knowledge has been thrown out of a 80 story building and crushed under 7 18 wheelers by this video

  • @silentotaku8
    @silentotaku8 3 года назад +375

    The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 3 года назад +6

      I didn't actually notice that LMAO

    • @silentotaku8
      @silentotaku8 3 года назад +1

      @@theorangedinosaur4098 XD

    • @drakenthedrak1303
      @drakenthedrak1303 3 года назад +7

      I would’ve called it Delayed Abortion, but Planned Parenthood works also

  • @gotroot2009
    @gotroot2009 3 года назад +460

    “Man in South Dakota Brutally murders his own family after being told that it was a Minecraft Mod”

  • @violetsparklez1191
    @violetsparklez1191 3 года назад +688

    I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code

    • @coccacoorra
      @coccacoorra 3 года назад +13

      more accurately, a collection of pixels

    • @sealy009
      @sealy009 3 года назад +11

      @@coccacoorra No, a accurtate of rgb pixels and code made by a person who has coded this shit, F U N .

    • @sansyori8661
      @sansyori8661 3 года назад +7

      Dating simulators be like

    • @rumory
      @rumory 3 года назад +9

      people get friendzoned by a bunch of cells everyday

    • @Jenivaldo_Silva
      @Jenivaldo_Silva 3 года назад +1

      I got soooo shocked with that cells comment... Bruh

  • @GUERREIRO4610
    @GUERREIRO4610 Год назад +6

    honestly the best and funniest minecraft video ever

  • @lilladyluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7270
    @lilladyluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7270 3 года назад +191

    The way he can say "Kill" and "Baby" together in a sentence in such a monotone voice-

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 3 года назад +706

    "Honey why is the baby on fire?"
    *_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*

  • @limestone0947
    @limestone0947 3 года назад +878

    I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"

  • @KaelDalisay
    @KaelDalisay Год назад +4

    Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂

  • @criss11225
    @criss11225 3 года назад +503

    fun fact : boffy doesn't know how to deal with kids so he tries to marry them.

  • @spriteart0
    @spriteart0 3 года назад +642

    I just love how Boffys voice is so passive-agressive.

  • @jeremydelarosa4175
    @jeremydelarosa4175 3 года назад +386

    The sheep was only pretending to be suicidal so you wouldn’t kill it

    • @Inactive_channellol
      @Inactive_channellol 3 года назад +8

      He’s right..
      THE SHEEP IS STILL ALIVE KILL THE LYING B-
      KILL HIM
      -K I L L- -H I M-

    • @rccntth
      @rccntth 3 года назад +2

      actually im the sheep so i was actually hoping i would die🙄🤚

    • @firefoxgamingpg3d
      @firefoxgamingpg3d 3 года назад +2

      @@rccntth 😨

    • @tac0os972
      @tac0os972 3 года назад

      @@rccntth just don't be suicidal and then you'll die next time c:

    • @rccntth
      @rccntth 3 года назад

      @@tac0os972thank you i shall now be happy >:’(

  • @MagaracDebeluhar
    @MagaracDebeluhar 11 месяцев назад +5

    Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide

  • @nuclearnadal8449
    @nuclearnadal8449 3 года назад +544

    Boffy : She still loves me but she's trying to kill me
    Yeah that's life

    • @hamzagameplayer
      @hamzagameplayer 3 года назад +10

      but coal solves it right

    • @theycallmeflipper4515
      @theycallmeflipper4515 3 года назад +6

      Your comment is the definition of "underrated"

    • @brin6494
      @brin6494 3 года назад +4

      LMAO this comment is very underratted

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 3 года назад +4

      Me: "First time?"

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 3 года назад

      Huh, sounds like my girlfriend...

  • @БатПешо
    @БатПешо 3 года назад +948

    “Do I need to feed my child?”

    • @redboy6924
      @redboy6924 3 года назад +17

      Who said you have too

    • @redboy6924
      @redboy6924 3 года назад +6

      Yes yes you do

    • @thewithermaster6322
      @thewithermaster6322 3 года назад +6

      no.

    • @mapelsyrup
      @mapelsyrup 3 года назад +11

      No, they produce food from the combines of their butt cheeks.

    • @convictivn
      @convictivn 3 года назад +4

      @@mapelsyrup look guys i said /j cause i don't have a father

  • @zer0voidz506
    @zer0voidz506 3 года назад +425

    Boffy pov: *dies and ends video*
    Family pov: "daddy left for the milk and never came back again"

  • @Igneo_real
    @Igneo_real 10 месяцев назад +7

    ‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD

  • @sleepycow445
    @sleepycow445 3 года назад +108

    Love how he names the baby burner "Planned Parenthood. " True icon

  • @kinnelyuwu5771
    @kinnelyuwu5771 3 года назад +192

    That mod used to have a thing where you put the baby in the furnace and it gives you a tombstone, shame it doesn't work any more

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 года назад +8

      Aw

    • @sademoji944
      @sademoji944 3 года назад +9

      What da fuq

    • @a_pufferfish2936
      @a_pufferfish2936 3 года назад +5

      I thought it was a piece of cooked pork?

    • @kinnelyuwu5771
      @kinnelyuwu5771 3 года назад +10

      @@a_pufferfish2936 it might have been that at some point too idk. I just remember it being a tombstone and the achievement "whats wrong with you"

    • @teamcrossover2483
      @teamcrossover2483 3 года назад +5

      You can also do it in real life and it comes with a free room

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +353

    I love how he cares for one dog than any human family in the whole game

  • @yoyoamam5050
    @yoyoamam5050 10 месяцев назад +3

    As an employee for PETA
    He earned himself a bounty of 14 billion

  • @overdrive00
    @overdrive00 3 года назад +265

    Never thought I’d hear “look at these fine meadows hitler” while watching a minecraft video

    • @Chip_Is_A_Gamer
      @Chip_Is_A_Gamer 3 года назад +1

      Love your profile 🤣

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 3 года назад +4

      @@Chip_Is_A_Gamer buddy,,, you spelt l'manburg wrong

    • @vega7434
      @vega7434 3 года назад +1

      You can hear eney thing with boffy

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks 3 года назад +1

      @@Chip_Is_A_Gamer ich bin ein manburger

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 3 года назад

      really?

  • @randomsam17
    @randomsam17 3 года назад +256

    "he seems suicidal already, ill leave him alone"
    rare scene of boffy caring for another being

    • @lavenderlemons8199
      @lavenderlemons8199 3 года назад +11

      I don’t think he cared, I think he just did it to spite the sheep

    • @karendjukic7088
      @karendjukic7088 3 года назад +1

      No. The sheep was suisidal and he doesn’t want them to have there way

  • @justagamingyt507
    @justagamingyt507 3 года назад +702

    "I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered"
    Had me dying
    14:00

    • @radiangacha2762
      @radiangacha2762 2 года назад +10

      I feel like that would concern someone more

  • @ferenczdavidmarcell8891
    @ferenczdavidmarcell8891 2 месяца назад +2

    "I'll leave this one be, he seems to already be suicidal" is such a great sentence

  • @kereal2591
    @kereal2591 3 года назад +723

    I love how he named the baby dispenser "Planned parenthood"
    Seems pretty accurate

    • @abcdefg5686
      @abcdefg5686 3 года назад +3

      @happyify somehow second reply

    • @PHart10
      @PHart10 3 года назад +3

      Its scarry how many people watch this

    • @kereal2591
      @kereal2591 3 года назад +1

      @@PHart10 ?

    • @violentab7920
      @violentab7920 3 года назад +1

      @@PHart10 what how

    • @starblliss
      @starblliss 3 года назад +1

      @@PHart10 what how is it scary

  • @dispitdcrusdr1283
    @dispitdcrusdr1283 3 года назад +298

    Boffy: “ I’m gonna stay away from you.”
    Also Boffy: “ I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler.”

  • @cursorthesecond
    @cursorthesecond 3 года назад +585

    24:16 "oh this a durable baby"
    imagine being his neighbour and hearing that

    • @captainducktape689
      @captainducktape689 3 года назад +9

      Imagine being his mother and hearing that

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +33

      @@captainducktape689 as a female, id be the one to say it. if my baby cant withstand extreme weather conditions and getting mauled by a grizzly bear i dont want it

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +7

      @havajaba akakabba if my baby cant get revenge on both the weather and the grizzly bear i dont want it

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +6

      @havajaba akakabba if my baby isnt god i dont want it

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +5

      @havajaba akakabba if its alive, it should be dead

  • @sushm_7767
    @sushm_7767 Год назад +3

    22:40 "Look I saved you" *procedes to one punch her*

  • @TyRae_Turner
    @TyRae_Turner 2 года назад +1484

    Love the historically accurate Hitler bit, him surviving a few assassination attempts

  • @byzee
    @byzee 3 года назад +420

    “Ok so I can’t throw children”
    -Boffy

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад +3

      yep, we watched the same video as you

    • @carsexplained9462
      @carsexplained9462 3 года назад +6

      @@starke4842 I bet you're fun at parties :D

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад

      @@carsexplained9462 says the person who likes their own comment

    • @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder
      @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder 3 года назад

      @@starke4842 Boom roasted

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 года назад

      @@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder ok

  • @i_wastramatizedatwc_ymca1184
    @i_wastramatizedatwc_ymca1184 3 года назад +1676

    Boffy: I’m not a bad boyfriend”. Also boffy: processedess to put his child in an oven

  • @taenouk2601
    @taenouk2601 18 дней назад +2

    Its so hilariously ironig that "hitler" survived that exlosion😂😂😂
    (For those who don't know, there have been 2 assasinations with explosives on Hitler during ww2 and he survived both of them)

  • @ShaneTheCrazyArtist
    @ShaneTheCrazyArtist 3 года назад +221

    When Daniele the Hero started saying “Baby Joby” I lowkey felt my entire being pause and I was like “Baby Joby?” And then I remembered Ihascupquake in her oasis series years back used the mod to have “Baby Joby”

    • @Lina-we6fr
      @Lina-we6fr 3 года назад +15

      I named my son Joby in the game just because they kept saying baby Joby.

    • @e-catnya9484
      @e-catnya9484 3 года назад +2

      what is this mod called tho? does anybody know? they always show mods but i cant find them XD
      do you know? 0- 0
      My heart stopped beatjing when i realized they are the first generation of minecraft youtubers well known U^U
      sad

    • @strawwberin
      @strawwberin 3 года назад +1

      i miss that series. time to go back and watch it all.💕💕

    • @Lina-we6fr
      @Lina-we6fr 3 года назад +1

      @@e-catnya9484 its called come to life I believe

    • @RyuETwo
      @RyuETwo 3 года назад

      Oh my god, yeah. Didn't baby joby die or something? There was something tragic.

  • @cock_fight_1238
    @cock_fight_1238 3 года назад +712

    Boffys girlfriend: walks by his room first thing she hears, first I want to get married and have kids second I want to marry my children third make make my kids marry each other fourth have an affair fifth have another family that my first family does not know about sixth try to have a child with a man

  • @hooriaoribia2826
    @hooriaoribia2826 3 года назад +326

    boffy: posted*
    _my skin is clear, the star is shining bright, my grandpa is alive, my mask peels off in one piece_

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +8

      That was extremely specific

    • @Kyle1st100
      @Kyle1st100 3 года назад +3

      wait what is that last one n o

    • @450blues
      @450blues 3 года назад +8

      my dad is back.

  • @poixel813
    @poixel813 2 месяца назад +1

    The fact this exact thumbnail was used a few times in the past makes it so iconic

  • @DeezNuts-qj4ep
    @DeezNuts-qj4ep 3 года назад +561

    These words I will remember for my entire life “the baby is on fire”

    • @cherrypie2295
      @cherrypie2295 3 года назад +6

      Its like a super fucked dr suess poem

    • @-SummerDied5757
      @-SummerDied5757 3 года назад +5

      THIS BABY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS GI- BABY IS ON FIREEEE. Sorry that song just randomly popped up in my mind-.

    • @mistressmiku2770
      @mistressmiku2770 3 года назад +4

      Same tho 😂

    • @steropeshu
      @steropeshu 3 года назад +7

      BUY ME MORE JEWELRY

    • @shadowassassin7592
      @shadowassassin7592 3 года назад +1

      " you can't say that's not funny the baby is on fire"🤣😂👌👍

  • @spam4239
    @spam4239 3 года назад +164

    "you want coal?"
    "what? no-"
    "DID I STUTTER"

  • @verp5119
    @verp5119 3 года назад +231

    Boffy : **killing babies**
    Technoblade : **killing orphans**

    • @blueberrybee_7173
      @blueberrybee_7173 3 года назад +11

      THEY CAN BE BESTIES

    • @unfunnykhoi5913
      @unfunnykhoi5913 3 года назад +5

      I want to see a collab between Techno and Boffy

    • @unfunnykhoi5913
      @unfunnykhoi5913 3 года назад +3

      @Brynn Benkowich
      Kekeke

    • @bubbleskc21
      @bubbleskc21 3 года назад +2

      THEY ARE MENT FOR EACH OTHER :D 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

    • @I.Make.Content
      @I.Make.Content 3 года назад +2

      I mean I don't see the difference :]

  • @Flowxrz0
    @Flowxrz0 Год назад +5

    "So I can't throw children"
    -Boffy

  • @stillarlo9499
    @stillarlo9499 3 года назад +499

    "Can't abuse a family without a family, am i right?" -Boffy 2021

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +11

      As a ex-prisoner, I can confirm that this is *false*

    • @stillarlo9499
      @stillarlo9499 3 года назад +3

      @@B58-Minecraft LOL

    • @castleinruins7153
      @castleinruins7153 3 года назад

      hello you exist it took me like 5 minutes to find this comment

  • @ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta
    @ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta 3 года назад +2938

    “I don’t think he’s capable of movement, doesn’t mean he can’t work tho”
    -The American School System 2021

    • @cennix
      @cennix 3 года назад +68

      literally any school system

    • @theoe354
      @theoe354 3 года назад +25

      @@cennix shhh. they think they have it worse than the rest of the world 🤫

    • @cennix
      @cennix 3 года назад +11

      @@theoe354 ahhh the typical Americans

    • @ilovecakecanihaveapiece
      @ilovecakecanihaveapiece 3 года назад +5

      @@cennix they just haven't gone to any other countries

    • @cennix
      @cennix 3 года назад +6

      @@ilovecakecanihaveapiece typical Americans

  • @Psithurism114
    @Psithurism114 3 года назад +325

    Listen to this with your eyes closed
    1:49

    • @elveeen899
      @elveeen899 3 года назад +21

      lmao

    • @php1036
      @php1036 3 года назад +18

      it's good even with eyes open

    • @stray_tadpole
      @stray_tadpole 3 года назад +4

      WHAT THE FU-

    • @nuclearnadal8449
      @nuclearnadal8449 3 года назад +7

      Ahh my dreams

    • @katsuchkn
      @katsuchkn 3 года назад +6

      There are crickets in the background so it makes it hialrious

  • @Sirdev1VODS
    @Sirdev1VODS 4 месяца назад +3

    The "in minecraft" is a very important part of the title

  • @JafoTHEgreat
    @JafoTHEgreat 3 года назад +555

    My guy single handedly made the best minecraft thumbnail I've ever seen.

    • @kerodine
      @kerodine 3 года назад +7

      Let’s not forget that DanTDM did this in his Diamond Dimensions series.

    • @flipflop_bell
      @flipflop_bell 3 года назад +1

      @@kerodine oh this is why it felt familiar

    • @caroline6218
      @caroline6218 3 года назад

      Imagine if Notch saw this video. That would be hilarious!

    • @mangakatalsik8599
      @mangakatalsik8599 3 года назад

      Your profile is intresting

    • @adraxas13
      @adraxas13 3 года назад

      @@caroline6218 notch is a terrible person dont talk about him

  • @mochi1i794
    @mochi1i794 3 года назад +471

    Imagine being boffys mom just coming to tell him something and then hearing ‘She looks more like my girlfriend, so I’m gonna cheat with her... but then when I kill her it will be worse, so I’ll go with you’

  • @lefrenchbaguetteuwu3199
    @lefrenchbaguetteuwu3199 3 года назад +362

    Everyone else giving their crush gifts: here are some flowers and chocolates!
    Boffy: *C* *O* *A* *L*

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +7

      if it works it wokrs

    • @Sharkpu8
      @Sharkpu8 3 года назад +1

      @@shankaka_99 Yup

  • @QueenSnowfallWoF
    @QueenSnowfallWoF 2 месяца назад +2

    Wow. I didn’t realize how much Minecraft has changed in 3 years.

    • @franzschoepf465
      @franzschoepf465 2 месяца назад

      nah hes playing on 1.12 but 1.16 or 17 was already out at the time

  • @david7800
    @david7800 3 года назад +76

    this feels like a 2014 edgy minecraft mod review and im all for it