As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food Edit: it’s incredibly efficient Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is
"As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me" *DEAR GOD NO-* "as someone who's played this mod before." oh okay
@@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.
I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.
_The boffy to-do list_ 1) *M u r d e r my wife and kids* 2) *Attempt to marry my own CHILD* 3) *Make my children get married TO each OTHER?* 4) *Have a afair* 5) *Have an entire second family kept s e c r e t from my first family* 6) *A T T E M P T. T O. H A V E. A. C H I L D. W I T H. A. M A N.* 1:49 _I can see, he is the man of the house._
i thought psychopaths were basically serial killers... welp... that knowledge has been thrown out of a 80 story building and crushed under 7 18 wheelers by this video
There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I know because I tried it a long time ago. The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.
wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar
Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters
Игры
It would be 1000% FUNNIER! If someone tried this IRL!
delete this now.
(Btw this is sarcasm, why in the right mind would anyone do this irl)
@@beomgyussandhanitizer393 it is!
@@beomgyussandhanitizer393 why do the bts people have to interrupt every time
You're gonna LOVE my dad!
@@beomgyussandhanitizer393 Its obvious sarcasm. Learn to see it.
“I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth
What's the mod name
@Rel ok
But you can also have a child with the same gender in MCA lol
@Rel Because it's Minecraft and doesn't necessarily have to match with reality?
@Rel because everything In Minecraft is basically unisex...
Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.
durababy
@@SMILEYFACE3412😂😂😂LOL
@@SMILEYFACE3412dababy
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food
Edit: it’s incredibly efficient
Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is
damn didnt realize too
That is messed up😂
"As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me"
*DEAR GOD NO-*
"as someone who's played this mod before."
oh okay
@@da_purple_lizardI thought the same thing lmao
What is the mod called
"I accidentally murder one baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me"
-Boffy
i wonder why
@@bergsantos5898 lmao
Ted Bundy
666th like-
@@aminapm9798 BRO WHA-
"attempt to marry my own child"
sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-
*Sweet home alabama starts playing*
@@daf6332 sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue
@@abowl5667 oh sweet home Alabama , sweet home Alabama
boffy caught in 445k
What is the time stap
“An alarming amount of those items on that list involve incest” I was crying on the floor laughing 😂 😂😂
Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight*
Russell: I think I love you...
Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*
"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler"
I love the internet
Same
gotta love it
Same XD
same
Reddit’s a marvelous place.
“Brutally murdering my family”
“#7 On trending for Gaming”
I love this community
Same
Make that #5 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING
Pog
Its 5 on trending now :/
Anddddddddd, somehow parents said that gaming is bad
William Afton speedrunning ten new animatronics
lmao good one
@@NovaTheScreechingDragon thx bisexual dragon!
@@noobyboilolz np! (its the asexual flag btw, but i used to be bi anyway so i dont care lmao)
@@NovaTheScreechingDragon my bad original gangsta!
@@NovaTheScreechingDragonu can be bi and ace at the same time! ace just means ur not interested in sex or sexual ideas
"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler now that I think about it" 💀💀💀
*"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*
Yes
He got demonatized for that lmao
yeah bro its almost like we watched the same video as you
@@starke4842 just quoting my favorite line of the video, chill.
IoI---- I shouldn't laugh at that
The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao
It’s called a siren it’s basically what you described but they live in water
@@destrumthetiger9274 oh damn you right
He is a succubus.
@@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.
@@MrDuck-po3wy jesus christ
the hitler looking one being a cartographer is crazy
those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career
How people get girlfriends
Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her
Boffy: C O A L
You have to throw it at them though
it’s good to note that this only works in west virginia
Then burn the baby and eat it
@@dannylongarms4926 😭
yuppers
I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.
he provented world war 2 in minecraft by killing hitler
Same lol
I love your profile picture
Like Judas to Jesus, Boffy betrayed Hitler with a kiss. Truly poetic.
@@myhandsdealaciddamage3189 wow
i certainly do miss your content, but wherever you are right now, i hope you're doing well :) you're amazing boffy
This guy is definitely going to be a great parent 😉👍
I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.
Hate when it happens
That happens all the time
Relatable
r/Im14andthisisdeep
I know relatable
I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child
And trying to cook a baby
Lmao
I think he meant the whole thing tho
@@bersspon3256 yeah
he probably stuttered lol
5:52 bro just end ww2💀
"how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote
“Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021
Yes
right when i was readong this comment he said that
@Jayden Suero he has 404 likes
He's not wrong.
Welp he's right
nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"
I saw. That killed me
Genius
@@tuatagovailoa1770 it killed the baby too
Shhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell
@@anthonyc9065 cherry on top, good job
The Letsgameitout of Minecraft. Truly amazing.
19:18 what a pickup line
"I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on"
One of the best quotes I've heard
What about: attempt to marry my own children 😏
@@BrightstarvidsMan that’s a hard one
"Im going to go flirt with Hitler"
Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you
fr
please offend as much of mcyttwt as possible they deserve it
we share our last name we have to fight for it like the joshes
Well tbh I think Offending a Twittertard is a good accomplishment albeit a very easy one
Twitter hates everyone
Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.
9:53
bros descending into madness
Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal
No
@Delancey Hsu dam you really roasted him hard
CAP
Got my boyfriend coal for Christmas once, lol they were so angry but then gave them actuall presents. Funniest thing ever
Woah wow so cool :/
"Can't abuse a family without a family"
Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*
Technoblade: "So,it seems as if you aren't content with your life... *draws orphan obliterator* I can help you to get rid of it."
w h a t ?
am i really dumb or?
that makes no sense
@@imperialguardsman5726 the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans
@@imperialguardsman5726 _officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE._
honestly the best and funniest minecraft video ever
Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂
A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto
That same wise man murdered every woman in a village because they prefered a certain 'Ash'
THE BABYS NOOOOOO
He’s 16
@@juliaalvarez537 What’s your point?
Raven He’s not a man yet
the fact he has a girlfriend irl still feels unreal to me
but at the same time isnt
@@luckyy.reinelle for real it’s confusing
He does? wait i´m confused because... wait what?
uhhh i think they broke up a while back? he mentioned it in his texture pack video, unless he got a new one already
@@ramirezloste9655 nah they got back together
"Fear me pheasant.."
‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD
_The boffy to-do list_
1) *M u r d e r my wife and kids*
2) *Attempt to marry my own CHILD*
3) *Make my children get married TO each OTHER?*
4) *Have a afair*
5) *Have an entire second family kept s e c r e t from my first family*
6) *A T T E M P T. T O. H A V E. A. C H I L D. W I T H. A. M A N.*
1:49
_I can see, he is the man of the house._
Basically, most European monarchies
@@Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and they say history doesn't repeat
what a productive day
@@gamegameboy4153 i do it everyday!
1)normal
2)um look at wwII
3) um WWIII just start
4)lol so WWII
5)weirdo
6) that's gay but impossible
Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.
Yes
Ok
that was a good one
minecraft comes to die
Yeah, f*ck Iife.
i thought psychopaths were basically serial killers...
welp... that knowledge has been thrown out of a 80 story building and crushed under 7 18 wheelers by this video
The “ay fuck off mate I’m mining here, oi why are you so piffy” had me laughing 😂
There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
I know because I tried it a long time ago.
The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.
wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar
Name of the mod?
@@swasb3385 Minecraft comes alive
jesus christ...
mmmm, yes. f u e l
I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code
more accurately, a collection of pixels
@@colastorm7997 No, a accurtate of rgb pixels and code made by a person who has coded this shit, F U N .
Dating simulators be like
people get friendzoned by a bunch of cells everyday
I got soooo shocked with that cells comment... Bruh
Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide
"Attempt to have a child with a man. Please don't take that out of context."
Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”
Lmao
How do you see what world your friend is in? Im guessin discord rich presence mods
@@RubyPiec you can see that stuff in bedrock edition
@@poopsockvr9766 yeah but this is a java mod so shut up bedrock
@@RubyPiec ya. I know its java, i was saying that bedrock has that feature
"Honey why is the baby on fire?"
*_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*
That is one sentence that hits _way_ different when you imagine it in Boffy's eternally flat voice.
Yo, Tomoko-chan
asdfmovie Reference heh
your profile pis
@@justinkeithpagaran8686 ik
When I'll grow up, I'm gonna become Boffy
Same
“Attempt to have a child with a man”
boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter.
also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!
Les goooo
He has a Twitter? Time to follow I guess
huh why? whatd he do lol
@@athernaut7939 Shhhh. It's better for you not to know, child. Ignorance is bliss.
@@crunbcxhy okay 😟
I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tob
@@AxxLAfriku wut
@@AxxLAfriku shüt
stop give him attention
report for spam and move on
@@vierzehn575 well said
I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice
That npc looked like his gf lol, I slept with his gf
It wasn’t even a minute before the babies were in lava
the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me
Wanted to like but can't
@@avocadosensai139 it’s ok
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Ikr
I think that's just the tone of his voice
“Attempt to marry my own child”
Excuse me WHAT???
I remember this mod, i remember when sjin hit his baby with a flaming sword and sent it to go hunting.
Yogscast blastoff modpack
Is that the name of the mod?
@@TheTankboi927 the main mod in this video is Minecraft comes alive
“Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?”
-Boffy, 2021
Lmao
"Can't abuse a child without a child." -my mom at 19
*cries*
Lol
Why does his minecraft looks like an older version
@@FootyDoesForensics The mod was made for 1.12, so its not compatible with newer versions
I can never tell when to laugh or call the police
LMFAOO
Fan of ditf
Literally the same reaction I have to most of the channels I'm subscribed to
Underrated comment
@@duckeyster479 oh i see u are a man of culture alwell!!
"So I can't throw children"
-Boffy
I swear even when he’s talking about murder his voice is so relaxing
“Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.”
“...you still love me right?”
yeah bro we watched the same video as you
@꧁IMPROBABLE MADNESS꧂ what
@@starke4842 obviously he meant yh lil
Not even 30 seconds into the video
“This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”
20 seconds into the video
dont forget the planned parenthood sign. i loved that
before any liberals try to cancel me, i am pro choice
@@shankaka_99 I am anti life, no one deserves to live
@@basedintellectual9704 you’re right 😔 i was wrong before, you’ve completely demolished my arguemnt. anti-lifers unite
@@shankaka_99 death is always the answer.
this video is taking a different turn when you see his deleted one
I love how he barely eats at the beginning and just kills everything 😂
"I gave her my axe on axeident."
Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.
Ah yes
*Axeident*
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dababy convartable
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dbabe convertable
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dababr convartable
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 I'm a big fan.
this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.
Mod
What's the mod name?
@@ievr6641 Minecraft comes alive reborn
Tbh Boffy is a psychopath. But I’m here for it.
minecraft comes alive is one mod
As an employee for PETA
He earned himself a bounty of 14 billion
“I’m not menacing at all”
*whilst the bunny is running away*
*and flashbacks to killing 4 bunnys* 4:05
“Please don’t take that clip out of context”
*Cracks Knuckles*
yep, we watched the same video as you
@@starke4842 the fact that you took time out of your day to comment this on people’s comments is quite sad
@@penny5063 it took 20 seconds lol
@@starke4842 cry
@@xyzcherie nobody is crying lol
The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason
Hi
@@candyreactions2171 hello
Supe
This is concerning, not funny
Ikr that's wut makes it funny
you: *gently pushes sheep into the lava while saying "this is what friends do to each other"*
I dunno why but that really got me XD
"I'm saying a lot of weird sentences in this video" Pal I've been quoting you for the past entire video ya think?
I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"
LMAO
M.
Lmao
😂
I know mannn
The best thing about this is that he cares more about a random dog he found than any villager in the game.
He couldn't take the guilt ☠
I like how I your voice is so calming, but you keep talking about murder 😂
this video makes me kinda doubt the fact that Boffy actually has a girlfriend
I mean do grandmothers really count?
@@elmothewise3915 no
@@elmothewise3915 i-
LOL
@@bobboo101 they shut up
Edit: they do
"I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered"
Had me dying
14:00
I feel like that would concern someone more
21:26 “y’know accidents happe, how do you think this guy was born?” Got me on the floor😭💀✨
Love the man who has violence in his name
“this is what friends do for eachother”
*slowly pushes in lava*
FRIENDSHIP
To put them out of their misery duh! You should do that for me
Well I mean, he didn't burn his dogs...
These were the best 30 minutes of my life
Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters
"So, heard art school didn't work out for you."
my god
The austrian painter is your god?
I read this comment at that part lol
And he’s a cartographer as well
Theres more.
@@asmallpackage6731 no...
The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD
I didn't actually notice that LMAO
@@theorangedinosaur4098 XD
I would’ve called it Delayed Abortion, but Planned Parenthood works also
Omg I don’t want my gardens to see this but it’s so funny 😅😅❤😂
22:40 "Look I saved you" *procedes to one punch her*
“Do I need to feed my child?”
Who said you have too
Yes yes you do
no.
No, they produce food from the combines of their butt cheeks.
@@mapelsyrup look guys i said /j cause i don't have a father
4:46 Boffy about to pillage the village as if he’s in the Tiger Force of Vietnam😂
Cartel brutally, murdered family
Boffy : She still loves me but she's trying to kill me
Yeah that's life
but coal solves it right
Your comment is the definition of "underrated"
LMAO this comment is very underratted
Me: "First time?"
Huh, sounds like my girlfriend...
what a family friendly video
FoR rEaL...
"Scott" it reminds me of a Legend that retired
Mom: Boffy, where are the kids?
Bofffy: UHHH
The Kidssss?...... bro what kids...!
"Awww incest is off the table?" The line most taken out of context in 2021
2021
@@Kaliskot lmao
time traveler forgot to update his calendar
Love the historically accurate Hitler bit, him surviving a few assassination attempts
More like Mao Zedong, atleast hitler doesn’t kill animals XD
Also pol pot
@@xanderaguado9984 well, actually-
@@catwithevilintentions2632 what?
@@xanderaguado9984 Hitler fed his dog cyanide, I believe. So he technically did kill an animal
"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler actually now that I think about it"
-Boffy circa. 21st century (colorized)