Beating Minecraft Hardcore Mode With Only Wooden Tools

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @teresia2846
    @teresia2846 4 года назад +7575

    Boffy sounds like he's tired of *every, single, thing* and trying to be *calm* makes this so much better.

    • @starlaser100
      @starlaser100 4 года назад +84

      yeah he's like technoblade

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 года назад +27

      Am I the only one who wants to drink bleach cuz he didn't use at least on piece of iron to make a shield? Or would that break his rule?

    • @loveysunlightmoon7726
      @loveysunlightmoon7726 4 года назад +22

      For real he sounds like hes tired of almost every thing 😂 but his videos are still funny

    • @teresia2846
      @teresia2846 4 года назад +29

      @@DarkestKnightshade Shield isn't considered a 'tool', so yeah.

    • @gabvmon
      @gabvmon 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, it's annoying

  • @ra1npod
    @ra1npod 4 года назад +2998

    Satan gets scared when he sees Boffy killing a dragon with beds wood and snowballs

    • @-moon-266
      @-moon-266 4 года назад +43

      *Yes, this frightens me.*

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 4 года назад +12

      *he fears boffy even more when he beats the dragon*

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 года назад +5

      FoxCannon gets mad when he sees Boffy killing a fox

    • @vehicularbronchitis1114
      @vehicularbronchitis1114 4 года назад +3

      he ehh how can i say it he cheated look he go 3 purple beds magically

    • @stormtrooper6004
      @stormtrooper6004 4 года назад

      I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

  • @quoroe2809
    @quoroe2809 4 года назад +1001

    The amount of joy I am experiencing because of this man actually having an upload schedule is immeasurable

  • @Jstar7777
    @Jstar7777 3 года назад +1693

    He just casually gets an emerald from a fox and isn't even impressed by it. It's super rare for a fox to drop an emerald

    • @kneelingpheasant8911
      @kneelingpheasant8911 3 года назад +29

      What about the pigman and chicken?

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 3 года назад +26

      @@kneelingpheasant8911
      Pinksheep

    • @Jstar7777
      @Jstar7777 2 года назад +45

      Zombie pitman and chicken, pink sheep, emerald from fox 8 ender pearls from 1 gold trade

    • @SweatySheets
      @SweatySheets 10 месяцев назад +7

      Fake probably. Look at his Minecraft day in his F3 menu, as well as his coordinates; when he finds the pink sheep and again at the village when he says he's been searching for an hour and half. He's moved maybe 500 blocks from a jungle and apparently found iron in a pirate ship that he didn't show us. Unless he means it's been an hour and half since he started, but it's night time so it's an hour at most with it saying day 2

    • @comm_gt
      @comm_gt Месяц назад

      @@SweatySheets 9 months late but he could have included time he spent tabbed out / away from his computer

  • @masonv5143
    @masonv5143 4 года назад +13417

    When you get “free the end” before getting “getting an upgrade”

    • @spookbag24
      @spookbag24 4 года назад +81

      lol

    • @mudkibb
      @mudkibb 4 года назад +429

      "Darnit! I did it again!"

    • @surefirebeast0599
      @surefirebeast0599 4 года назад +165

      2020 in a nutshell

    • @talhaanwar6618
      @talhaanwar6618 4 года назад +43

      what's scary
      is that this has 666 likes and I aint gonna change it

    • @chikin_butt
      @chikin_butt 4 года назад +24

      My life in a nutshell

  • @ziyaokut8225
    @ziyaokut8225 4 года назад +12447

    "I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." Hate when that happens.

  • @edlose8908
    @edlose8908 4 года назад +2288

    'till this day, no-one knows where boffy's dogs went

  • @magnoIiq
    @magnoIiq 3 года назад +551

    3:32 Actually makes sense. Foxes are really good thiefs, he stole the emerald and then it dropped it after you kill it

    • @Cwza
      @Cwza 3 года назад +9

      0.5 per fox chance epic reaction

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 года назад +16

      Ik there is a 1% chance of a fox spawning and naturally having an emerald

    • @Cwza
      @Cwza 3 года назад +2

      @@jamespotter1436 ok didnt ask tho

    • @ant_ler3837
      @ant_ler3837 3 года назад +18

      @@Cwza i mean no asked for your comment

    • @YourLocalNobody420
      @YourLocalNobody420 3 года назад +13

      @@Cwza the world doesn’t revolve around you

  • @blakberri1460
    @blakberri1460 4 года назад +1512

    Imaging just seeing the achivments, "stone age" "free the end" it must be so confusing

    • @condawg5984
      @condawg5984 4 года назад +28

      And we need to go deeper

    • @chxrlies.angels
      @chxrlies.angels 4 года назад +6

      And getting wood I think

    • @katesszz
      @katesszz 4 года назад +51

      Well theres [Ice Bucket Challenge] [Aquire Hardware] [Hot Stuff] [We Need To Go Deeper] [A Terrible Fortress] [Into Fire] [Eye Spy] and then [Free the End]

    • @Pyked
      @Pyked 4 года назад +16

      @@katesszz nerd

    • @katesszz
      @katesszz 4 года назад +10

      @@Pyked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @odettewashere
    @odettewashere 4 года назад +2897

    "I'm extra angry today"
    he hasn't even reached his full potential

  • @mikewazowski7702
    @mikewazowski7702 4 года назад +2847

    12:03 “I hate this game!”
    13:02 “I love this game.”
    15:46 “I don’t like this game.”

    • @adrianunzueta6660
      @adrianunzueta6660 4 года назад +91

      Man's bipolar

    • @mikewazowski7702
      @mikewazowski7702 4 года назад +4

      @@adrianunzueta6660 Lol yeah

    • @marge3199
      @marge3199 4 года назад +22

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @suzanyan9218
      @suzanyan9218 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @Cat-tv4jz
      @Cat-tv4jz 4 года назад +1

      If you read this you have to subscribe to me...HA GOTEEEMMM

  • @aydengamesandmore.9150
    @aydengamesandmore.9150 3 года назад +191

    I like the fact that he saved the coordinates for a lava pit so he could come back to it later, and just forgets about it.

  • @bankruptgecko4829
    @bankruptgecko4829 3 года назад +5880

    I love how his voice is monotone yet full of emotion simultaneously.

    • @unmysticaldude
      @unmysticaldude 3 года назад +78

      basically cr1tikal

    • @april5946
      @april5946 3 года назад +23

      Lol he sounds kinda like corpse-

    • @angelgutzz1750
      @angelgutzz1750 3 года назад +53

      That's how my voice is lol
      Its a problem since everyone thinks I'm being sarcastic lmao

    • @anxiouscatgod3125
      @anxiouscatgod3125 3 года назад +63

      He sounds kinda like a mix of Technoblade and Cr1tikal with the simultaneous deadpan and extreme sarcasm all the time.

    • @AWD_2006
      @AWD_2006 3 года назад +1

      @DropPhinz stfu kid you listen to dreams music

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2051

    Boffy: Let me show you what curse of binding does- Now I regret it

    • @Shreef_Aamir
      @Shreef_Aamir 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @just-a-catapult4807
      @just-a-catapult4807 4 года назад +5

      The first one was in the middle of a good year with a lot more than the first two games

    • @shenigin
      @shenigin 4 года назад +10

      I saw you in the dead meat kill count comments, and now you’re here what the heck

    • @nou6874
      @nou6874 4 года назад +8

      dude i see you everywhere!! How!!!

    • @starlaser100
      @starlaser100 4 года назад +3

      Oh hey I know you

  • @mrgrind-bc7nz
    @mrgrind-bc7nz 4 года назад +3927

    He just not gonna talk about how Trevor and bartholomew just disappeared

    • @cynicalnews963
      @cynicalnews963 4 года назад +385

      ypu mean barmolothew?
      And they probably died.

    • @hullabaloo612
      @hullabaloo612 4 года назад +25

      Ye

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 года назад +172

      He probably killed them

    • @miraisanegg2308
      @miraisanegg2308 4 года назад +107

      Omg ikr I've been looking for a comment talking about their disappearance
      I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭

    • @chuurizo6597
      @chuurizo6597 4 года назад +98

      they didnt tp to him cause he used a boat and went across ocean and went out of their tp range

  • @ClappedHamster
    @ClappedHamster 3 года назад +127

    Boffy: Visits hell
    satan: *I just wanna say i’m a huge fan*

  • @sterilized
    @sterilized 4 года назад +576

    "I'm extra angry today"
    *smile through pain*

    • @cy13nt
      @cy13nt 4 года назад +9

      *pog through the pain*

    • @sterilized
      @sterilized 4 года назад +2

      @@cy13nt EXACTLY

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +1

      That’s what I imagine his character is like. It’s a humanoid, eldritch being that wears a big yet slightly off smile, no matter if it’s having an extreme depressive episode or committing multiple war crimes on cows.

  • @pl_am
    @pl_am 4 года назад +4944

    He is so lucky: Fox drops emerald, pink sheep, piglin on chicken

    • @star-yy3rw
      @star-yy3rw 4 года назад +167

      he killed the sheep and fox :(

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 4 года назад +407

      @@star-yy3rw he's boffy, that's obviously going to happen

    • @star-yy3rw
      @star-yy3rw 4 года назад +60

      @@brandontechnerd u right u right

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 4 года назад +112

      *when you only get lucky at the one world you are gonna instantly delete*

    • @yellostarr
      @yellostarr 4 года назад +33

      And enchanted bow skeleton (Thats not lucky really, just rare)

  • @sticky0159
    @sticky0159 4 года назад +657

    Boffy sounds like Technoblades brother who instead smokes 9 packs a day instead of the 10 packs that his brother does.

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 4 года назад +29

      Why is this so correct

    • @uqmxa
      @uqmxa 4 года назад +9

      THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAOO

    • @justanothergamingyoutuber8179
      @justanothergamingyoutuber8179 4 года назад +13

      tbh, boffy is crueler than technoblade, and more evil. At least techno is nice to some people and animals(especially pigs) and techno doesn’t purposefully torture animals(except for in skyblock)

    • @sunny-do9ym
      @sunny-do9ym 4 года назад +2

      WHAT-

    • @lauriee5364
      @lauriee5364 4 года назад +1

      hes techno’s & dream’s child 😳
      LMAO SORRY

  • @SCAPEGOATXZ
    @SCAPEGOATXZ 3 года назад +355

    “I need to find a cave to find some lava”
    The lava literally next to him: bish I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination

    • @l.v1473
      @l.v1473 3 года назад +35

      He needs a poolthe lava next tohim was just 1 sourceblock which off course only fills one of 8 required buckets of lava

    • @SCAPEGOATXZ
      @SCAPEGOATXZ 3 года назад +3

      @@l.v1473 it’s a joke

    • @Zhenmoron
      @Zhenmoron 3 года назад +27

      @@SCAPEGOATXZ the joke doesnt make sense with context

    • @SCAPEGOATXZ
      @SCAPEGOATXZ 3 года назад +1

      @@Zhenmoron or ur just dum :/

    • @ToastItalian
      @ToastItalian 3 года назад

      @@SCAPEGOATXZ
      [🔃]
      No U

  • @billy6678
    @billy6678 4 года назад +1364

    “Bartholomew”
    Boffy: No
    “Barmolofew”
    Boffy: *Yes.*

  • @sydneymlee
    @sydneymlee 4 года назад +13283

    the timing of this video being posted is really testing my motivation for school

    • @jayl4565
      @jayl4565 4 года назад +79

      I’m moving into my dorm in two days 😭😭😭

    • @arandomperson1706
      @arandomperson1706 4 года назад +69

      Same I should be getting back to work but here I am

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson 4 года назад +62

      Im learning about 9th grade Algebra, and he posted this the second I answered the last question

    • @silkymilkymememonkey
      @silkymilkymememonkey 4 года назад +56

      You guys already have school?

    • @alaejndro
      @alaejndro 4 года назад +44

      Boffy is more important

  • @jessekreese5305
    @jessekreese5305 3 года назад +4136

    Boffy: what am I supposed to do, make friends with the polar bears?
    Canadians: get used to it

  • @jornemmenecker3566
    @jornemmenecker3566 3 года назад +39

    Boffy: Im gonna do that speedrun thing
    Also Boffy: Builds the portal in second least infishend way

  • @leosuprem5419
    @leosuprem5419 4 года назад +553

    Nobody is talking about how lucky It was, first the emmerald fox, then the pink sheep and finally the zombie piglin chicken jockey.

    • @wxnter8736
      @wxnter8736 4 года назад +22

      also the lucky dragon kill

    • @leosuprem5419
      @leosuprem5419 4 года назад +4

      Yes, very lucky, that enderman...

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 года назад +1

      I have never seen a pink sheep, I actually thought they were removed in the newer versions

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 года назад +1

      @Toadw1 woah, lucky..

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 года назад +1

      @Toadw1 I usually go to this map that has the desert, plain grass, snow mountains, jungle and mushroom biome, all pretty close. So I usually just walk around, build stuff, gather resources

  • @Feemofeelody
    @Feemofeelody 4 года назад +380

    Those weird sounds you heard when you where holding yourself up were just the foxes eating berries. And the screeching noises you heard as well were again foxes. They only screech when its night.

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 года назад +151

    Sheep from 800 blocks away: baa-
    Boffy: *a n g e r*

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 3 года назад +59

    The amount of close calls this run had though.

  • @lucidus4889
    @lucidus4889 3 года назад +17152

    Okay so, he found a pink sheep, found an emerald dropped by a dead fox and somehow found a baby zombie pig man riding a chicken. Three hella rare things

  • @mia.mor1023
    @mia.mor1023 3 года назад +2176

    *"just because you're friendly doesn't mean you don't deserve to die a slow, painful death"*
    -boffy, 2020

    • @asherkat5853
      @asherkat5853 2 года назад +13

      Sounds like boffy.

    • @nicm.z9868
      @nicm.z9868 2 года назад +7

      same likes as score nice

    • @MisterMoodyHere
      @MisterMoodyHere Год назад +6

      11:42 am I the only one who noticed how the piglin’s grunt perfectly lined up with boffy saying “deserve”
      like it sounded like boffy made that sound and it caught me off guard the first time i heard it lmao

  • @tmkim6385
    @tmkim6385 3 года назад +1085

    "I need content, And you guys like watching me suffer."
    He knows the profit structure of RUclipsrs.

  • @placeholder5877
    @placeholder5877 9 месяцев назад +26

    11:59 "i was trying to eat my bread and i lit myself on fire" i hate when that happens, common problem

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 4 года назад +2851

    “I’m extra angry today.”
    *And that’s why we build fallout shelters, kids.*

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 года назад +20

      jeff has a maximum of ten nukes kids *GET IN THE SHELTER KIDS* !

    • @rongspelledwrong8234
      @rongspelledwrong8234 4 года назад +4

      heheheehebuosahdvbdsoobyedwlhkj

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 года назад +7

      jeff: my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @deathIeaf
      @deathIeaf 4 года назад +10

      A better future!
      Underground!

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 года назад +3

      jupiter gaming you don't *HAVE* a ground it's either an ocean of metallic hydrogen or gas

  • @Taynethedancer
    @Taynethedancer 4 года назад +691

    "i dont even care enough to look in the other chest"
    and with that said, he missed the iron chest completely :((
    also boffy found a fox with an emerald in its mouth, a ruined portal, a pink sheep, tamed a wolf with one bone AND GOT????? eight?! ender pearls from one (1) piglin trade??? the sick rng in this playthrough though what in the world

    • @joshbrown6728
      @joshbrown6728 4 года назад +105

      and the piglin on the chicken

    • @Jesse-yo7uw
      @Jesse-yo7uw 4 года назад +87

      @@timothywise087 then don't look in the comments. The entire point is that they talk about what happens in the video

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +17

      @@Jesse-yo7uw ya, they quote it with this fucking emoji underneath "👁️👄👁️" like it makes them more special and accepted

    • @zeeplez
      @zeeplez 4 года назад +5

      @@timothywise087 you didnt hahavto read the whole comment??? and its not even that big of a spoiler...

    • @XpertEyes
      @XpertEyes 4 года назад

      ruined portal was a joke. he went to creative mode to pick that block

  • @dolliedearestt
    @dolliedearestt 4 года назад +798

    '"I was trying to eat my bread and I lit myself on fire. I hate this game."
    This will be my senior quote
    edit 2 years later: I made it my senior quote

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 года назад +33

      My senior quote will be "It only gets better after the bullet."

    • @aclassicgarden7065
      @aclassicgarden7065 4 года назад +27

      mine will be "i hope i die so i dont have to do this video"

    • @fartyparty45
      @fartyparty45 4 года назад +1

      I WAS FREAKING AT THAT PART READING COMMENTS AND READ THIS WHEN BOFFY SAID THIS

    • @dolliedearestt
      @dolliedearestt 4 года назад +1

      @@fartyparty45 its magic

    • @RealNotGoldArc
      @RealNotGoldArc 7 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao nice

  • @enouement.mp3
    @enouement.mp3 3 года назад +55

    “it sounds like a witch piglin villager mix”
    *the fox just trying to eat the sweet berries:* 👁👁

  • @burry1254
    @burry1254 4 года назад +358

    "I'm already so full of rage," Boffy said, voice calm as a gentle breeze.

  • @flowersandfloriography
    @flowersandfloriography 4 года назад +296

    "No fox makes that noise"
    Also foxes - literally screeches during the night

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 года назад +3

      They have a high pitched howl.

    • @-moon-266
      @-moon-266 4 года назад +13

      I have a friend who told me a story about that:
      So basically, it was about three in the morning, and her family heard screaming outside, that woke everyone up. They thought it was someone being murdered, and they were about to call the police, and then it turns out it was a fox. They saw it walking away like, “Haha, yes, I be your new alarm”

    • @pickelboi494
      @pickelboi494 4 года назад +7

      @@goodfeelerman1475 Thats what the fox says...
      Im sorry

    • @pickelboi494
      @pickelboi494 4 года назад +1

      @@rodrigoparrapalma7673 yup cuz im so smart

  • @whyme420
    @whyme420 4 года назад +1091

    I’ve seen more comments on this video getting mad at people who are comparing boffy to dream but I haven’t even seen a single comment actually comparing boffy to dream

    • @jacobewormuth5217
      @jacobewormuth5217 4 года назад +39

      Twitter is the place to find the comparisons

    • @poloproductions4302
      @poloproductions4302 4 года назад +85

      I like his content, but i hate the fanbase
      I always see so many "dream best 10000 iq plays funny moments" by Minecraft Royale (or whatever)

    • @jacobewormuth5217
      @jacobewormuth5217 4 года назад +73

      @@poloproductions4302 exactly its not dream or his crew (george sapnap and such) but it's the fan base sitting there like "someone did a commen speedruning technique that dream used in a video 👁️👄👁️ imposter"

    • @caramellatte1828
      @caramellatte1828 4 года назад

      SMELL ME same

    • @poloproductions4302
      @poloproductions4302 4 года назад +14

      @@jacobewormuth5217 and it always pops up in my recommended just because i watch dream because hes enjoyable to watch

  • @samthegoblin8907
    @samthegoblin8907 3 года назад +12

    i regularly come back to rewatch this and i will not stop

  • @Darloyman
    @Darloyman 4 года назад +358

    Boffy: at 10:52 "If they arn't harming me I'll let them be.
    Pit Cows: That is an absolute f*cking lie.

  • @romansans1
    @romansans1 3 года назад +1967

    “I hate this game!”
    *Less than a minute later...*
    “I love this game!”

    • @matteck4521
      @matteck4521 3 года назад +27

      That’s every gamer lmao

    • @CodeNameDark
      @CodeNameDark 3 года назад +5

      Late reply.. but no cap

    • @melteriskk2950
      @melteriskk2950 3 года назад +1

      Babushka Minaj It isn’t copied, they just phrased it differently

    • @threek4018
      @threek4018 3 года назад +4

      @@slay.editsz7133 its not a copy, every single gamer does this, and hes just quoting him, if u see other youtubers say this, its cuz all gamers are alike

    • @romansans1
      @romansans1 3 года назад +2

      @@slay.editsz7133 It wasn't intentional, but it's not like it's something that hasn't been said before.

  • @dorimedorime27
    @dorimedorime27 4 года назад +749

    "I'm extra angry today"
    *says with a calm voice*

    • @robinberger208
      @robinberger208 4 года назад +4

      Dorime Dorime hes used to it by now

    • @RyanGotReal
      @RyanGotReal 4 года назад +1

      He is holding his anger back.

    • @yqbzrxs
      @yqbzrxs 4 года назад +2

      Well thats boffy for ya

    • @xxzinks
      @xxzinks Месяц назад +1

      Dumbledore said

  • @Idomtexist
    @Idomtexist 3 года назад +7

    Boffy:kills dolphins
    Sea world: welcome aboard

  • @vorcefulsynce243
    @vorcefulsynce243 4 года назад +558

    **in the most depressed tone ever:** I'm allready so full of rage.

  • @chl0e574
    @chl0e574 3 года назад +366

    Boffy to the ender dragon: do you want to die?
    The dragon: no.
    Boffy: that’s mean :(

    • @ricksanchez6175
      @ricksanchez6175 3 года назад +18

      That read more button is a lie.

    • @kittensgalore6945
      @kittensgalore6945 2 года назад

      @@ricksanchez6175 assuming that happened to you on Apple iPhone 7, that was fixed. No “read more” button for me.

  • @justyouraveragegamer8733
    @justyouraveragegamer8733 4 года назад +733

    “You guys like watching me suffer”
    *yes boffy. Yes we do*

    • @m.guypirate6900
      @m.guypirate6900 4 года назад +5

      Why do you have over 3k subscribers

    • @Inaraisalive
      @Inaraisalive 4 года назад +1

      A normal channel because her username is dont subscribe to me

    • @mag1kl
      @mag1kl 4 года назад

      @@Inaraisalive Is it he or she?

    • @Inaraisalive
      @Inaraisalive 4 года назад +1

      Ranger I d k

  • @ReallyRealOmega
    @ReallyRealOmega 3 года назад +24

    *can we just appreciate the thumbnail?*

    • @Diddys-Freak-0fff
      @Diddys-Freak-0fff 5 месяцев назад +2

      Even his thumbnails are like technoblades

  • @alerep915
    @alerep915 4 года назад +926

    Dream? Yes. Boffy? Yesss. I love those two dudes. Both dorks.

    • @loser3587
      @loser3587 4 года назад +7

      Yessss

    • @omarqudah7848
      @omarqudah7848 4 года назад +13

      im wondering how you got a heart with 23 likes

    • @rockalinebellosa7907
      @rockalinebellosa7907 4 года назад +15

      Omar Qudah cuz Boffy can see any comment regardless of likes

    • @omarqudah7848
      @omarqudah7848 4 года назад +9

      @@rockalinebellosa7907 notice me boffy. notice my glorious stupidity

    • @rockalinebellosa7907
      @rockalinebellosa7907 4 года назад +2

      Omar Qudah okey dokey then

  • @Name-co5qi
    @Name-co5qi 4 года назад +922

    boffy: *finds a pink sheep* "a pink sheep. this means good luck"
    also boffy: *finds a village* "oH mY gOd fiNaLLy"

    • @nikolast7476
      @nikolast7476 4 года назад +8

      He killed the pink sheep lmao

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 4 года назад +8

      @@nikolast7476 *he's evil*

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 года назад +6

      @@Name-co5qi nay, you see thus wrongly. Boffy is but a hero that slay the evliness of the dark lord of chaos *P I N K S H E E P*

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 4 года назад +4

      @@Fisinocean 😮

    • @slanasa3064
      @slanasa3064 4 года назад

      He said that because he was looking for a village for an hour. While he with the pink sheep, he wasn’t even looking for it,

  • @avidtrench2179
    @avidtrench2179 4 года назад +490

    Gotta love it when the first frame of the video has a great statement like “shit horrible wood toolks fuck” in it

    • @pidgeon6799
      @pidgeon6799 4 года назад +4

      bro. uncool its the first 4 frames

    • @Febyearsago
      @Febyearsago 4 года назад +23

      @@pidgeon6799 Dude, but the first frame still had the message. Hes right
      No matter if these are first 4 frames

    • @icedvelly
      @icedvelly 3 года назад

      hes joking

    • @tffbwd1
      @tffbwd1 3 года назад

      @@icedvelly :O

  • @maninazari1115
    @maninazari1115 2 года назад +2

    Most people with wooden tools: NO nO pLs DoN'T kiLL MeEeEEeee
    Boffy with wooden tools: Hoho, so you thought you could run away from me?

  • @DankSouls37
    @DankSouls37 4 года назад +378

    Boffy's channel then: Watch this faceless yet attractive man defy normal boundaries of humor
    Boffy's channel now: witness this 14 year old who has a concerningly deep voice lose his will to live due to his own hubris

    • @papajohn5279
      @papajohn5279 4 года назад +17

      exactly, after seeing his face reveal his videos have been different since

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +9

      Isn't he 15 now?

    • @dddant
      @dddant 4 года назад +4

      he's hOW OLD????

    • @hellokittylover320
      @hellokittylover320 4 года назад +1

      HES 14?!?!

  • @WrongboyArchived
    @WrongboyArchived 4 года назад +3357

    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are blue”
    “As long as Boffy suffers”
    “He gets a view”

    • @NoNo-jy8jm
      @NoNo-jy8jm 4 года назад +38

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      As long u spam this comment
      u get views

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 года назад +9

      @@NoNo-jy8jm in actuality he might get likes very few views are probable unfortunately.

    • @puj71
      @puj71 4 года назад +5

      idiot

    • @NoNo-jy8jm
      @NoNo-jy8jm 4 года назад +8

      @@goodfeelerman1475 hes kinda a bot i see him every mc yt like skeppy and more he said the same thing like this comment Roses are red stuff and he change the person as long Boffy suffer and other youtubers he write the name prob a bot

    • @Holly123-i3b
      @Holly123-i3b 4 года назад +12

      Roses are red
      Violets aren't blue
      Wrongboy Animations is a bot
      There's nothing neww

  • @jinatjahan7937
    @jinatjahan7937 4 года назад +1043

    "I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." a common mistake we humans make.

    • @meow_meow_J
      @meow_meow_J 4 года назад +3

      99 years ago🧑‍🦲🤣😂 that was golden

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 4 года назад +8

      Relatable

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @ailogy
      @ailogy 4 года назад +3

      @NOVA Flippy they maybe thought this,, not everyone steals comments and sometimes they thought of it. dont forget this video is watched by multiple people at the same time.

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 4 года назад +2

      *lava flowing down a hill*
      Dang it, I have done it again.

  • @rellchris806
    @rellchris806 3 года назад +4

    Boffy- I hate this game
    Boffy 10 secs later-I love this game

  • @minegandz1426
    @minegandz1426 4 года назад +494

    he got the "free the end" achievement before "getting an upgrade" nice

    • @leoylandon2144
      @leoylandon2144 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Y8ntfO14f0s/видео.html

    • @owenwang5344
      @owenwang5344 4 года назад

      @@leoylandon2144 thank you

  • @rileytomlinson9844
    @rileytomlinson9844 4 года назад +1457

    *Last time I was this early he still held villagers captive*

    • @limelorax
      @limelorax 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @Namiiiiiiii7
      @Namiiiiiiii7 4 года назад +4

      ok ruclips.net/video/F8M3wn7LTDY/видео.html

    • @obcookie3808
      @obcookie3808 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @obcookie3808
      @obcookie3808 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Pherellion
      @Pherellion 4 года назад +2

      @@Namiiiiiiii7 God dammit, I don't know what I was expecting

  • @desirium3190
    @desirium3190 4 года назад +315

    "i'm so full of rage"
    in the most monotone, dead inside, classic boffy tone

  • @loganocchionero6621
    @loganocchionero6621 2 года назад +3

    Damn. Boffy is actually a Minecraft legend tbh. I was fully expecting this to simply be a failed attempt. I can't do a lot of the things he did on NORMAL, let alone in hardcore mode.

  • @pizza_11
    @pizza_11 4 года назад +2874

    Everyone: talking about Boffy being good
    Me: Where did Trevor and Burbamalique go?

  • @luanhurter4547
    @luanhurter4547 4 года назад +3590

    "Enderman can't move when you stare at them."
    I've played minecraft for 8 years. How have I not known this?
    Edit: I honestly appreciate all the likes I've gotten on this comment of mine. I guess it doesnt really mean anything, but it's still pretty cool.

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 года назад +290

      Cause it doesn't work on Xbox or pocket edition at the moment and it was only added reacently.

    • @leahjohnson7883
      @leahjohnson7883 4 года назад +81

      I had no idea of that either

    • @sans4124
      @sans4124 4 года назад +60

      @@leahjohnson7883 This is manipulation to a real level

    • @nekopushyo
      @nekopushyo 4 года назад +16

      Mr. Smiley recently *

    • @aeromorphenjoyer7102
      @aeromorphenjoyer7102 4 года назад +49

      This were invented in 1.14,so probably what's why you didn't know it

  • @zack-stuff
    @zack-stuff 4 года назад +256

    cow: is suffering
    subtitles: *[music]*

    • @hockeyisgoated6696
      @hockeyisgoated6696 4 года назад +1

      No replies and 176 likes, confusing

    • @lilmuffin4834
      @lilmuffin4834 4 года назад

      1 reply and 202 likes, confusing lol

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 года назад

      225 likes and no comments worth mentioning

    • @lilmuffin4834
      @lilmuffin4834 4 года назад

      229 likes and no comments worth mentioning

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 года назад +1

      Mmm, music to my ears

  • @carolinenash2211
    @carolinenash2211 3 года назад +2

    This is my comfort video. Along with Illumia’s video of completely all the advancements

  • @itzcobalt
    @itzcobalt 4 года назад +392

    "If you're not harming me, I'm gonna let you be"
    The baby cow....

  • @saulius1664
    @saulius1664 4 года назад +471

    "the weakest, worst, least durable tool"
    Gold tools: Am I a joke to you?

    • @yungtortillachips
      @yungtortillachips 4 года назад +38

      Golden tools are great but they break too easily

    • @tuyanabadmaeva7959
      @tuyanabadmaeva7959 4 года назад +31

      Golden tools are as fast/or faster than netherite - their durability sucks though

    • @pauld722
      @pauld722 4 года назад +1

      I can’t mine iron with them

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 года назад +4

      @@pauld722 you can

    • @Zatracore
      @Zatracore 4 года назад +4

      Gold isnt the the weakest it's just the least durable

  • @ethanbasil1880
    @ethanbasil1880 4 года назад +1692

    Don't you hate it when you try to eat bread and accidentally light yourself on fire? I definitely do

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 4 года назад +22

      Me too, it sucks

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +44

      Bruh I can barely eat any toast anymore because every time I end up spontaneously combusting.

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, that happens to me all the time! I hate life.

    • @jobaruyt4920
      @jobaruyt4920 4 года назад +9

      @@ShibuNub3305 relatable

    • @SuperMario-qz3vu
      @SuperMario-qz3vu 4 года назад +9

      if that never happens to you
      you need to go hospital

  • @SimpleSoldierOfficial
    @SimpleSoldierOfficial 2 года назад +2

    8:14 the way he said *”THERES A BEE!”* sounded so funny so im leaving this comment here for a timestamp to laugh at.

  • @Criscuitt
    @Criscuitt 4 года назад +5664

    Seeing all the people comparing him to Dream makes me question my life decisions. He's been making videos for much longer than Dream, and his youtube icon has been the same for over 2 years now.

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 4 года назад +352

      Ikr
      Litteraly boffy has been making videos before him

    • @kyumiko
      @kyumiko 4 года назад +629

      dream is walmart boffy

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 4 года назад +77

      @@kyumiko yep

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 4 года назад +272

      @@silkymilkymememonkey Yes, Dream had his channel before Boffy, BUT the thing is, Dream used to upload Trapping videos, and Dream also didn't have his smiley face profile picture, Dream started uploading cursed videos on July of 2019, and Boffy started uploading videos on May of 2019, and Boffy also had his profile picture before Dream.

    • @Criscuitt
      @Criscuitt 4 года назад +153

      @@silkymilkymememonkey I said Boffy has been *making videos* for much longer than Dream. Dream's first video was uploaded an entire month after Boffy started his channel, and he only became popular 2-3 months after that, meanwhile Boffy's youtube icon has been the same since his channel was first created. Dream's youtube channel in this case was also only created in 2014. Plus, Boffy's videos are totally different from Dream's.

  • @DeathWaveLT
    @DeathWaveLT 4 года назад +112

    Dantdm: YES I FINALY DEFEATED MINECRAFT AT HARDCORE
    Boffy: pff hold my wood

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +143

    Boffy: *has dogs*
    Also boffy: *throws out rotten flesh*

  • @sdanimation_
    @sdanimation_ 3 года назад +1

    Boffy: finds a glitched tree "wow good realistic tree"

  • @ssbard8003
    @ssbard8003 4 года назад +282

    "Beating Minecraft on a budget"

  • @bigpapa6829
    @bigpapa6829 3 года назад +1832

    “The weakest, worst, least durable tools”
    Gold: “Are you sure about that?”

    • @bentheman69
      @bentheman69 3 года назад +215

      Gold is very fast. Sometimes Faster than Diamond. But the durability is Bad.

    • @biohaxxerd6154
      @biohaxxerd6154 3 года назад +166

      The reason it's so bad is cause gold is soft irl

    • @mhm2864
      @mhm2864 3 года назад +96

      @@monoguy5194 i did

    • @justa_randomfailure6250
      @justa_randomfailure6250 3 года назад +127

      isn’t gold actually really good but it just has shit durability?

    • @mhm2864
      @mhm2864 3 года назад +23

      @@justa_randomfailure6250 yes it is

  • @twistedlogic3037
    @twistedlogic3037 4 года назад +128

    This whole video I was thinking,
    WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS DOGS?

    • @emiofnnc
      @emiofnnc 4 года назад +10

      Boffy likes killing lol

  • @Cascade92
    @Cascade92 3 года назад +16

    "The weakest and least durable tools in the game"
    Gold with half the durability as wood: am i a joke to you

  • @utubegames
    @utubegames 4 года назад +478

    *Don't click read more unless you want to be spoiled*
    Beginning of the video
    Boffy: "I honestly hope I die"
    *Boffy beats the game and dies*
    Enderman: well you wanted to

    • @not-human9492
      @not-human9492 4 года назад +3

      lol thanks for spoiling

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 4 года назад +7

      @@not-human9492 kinda ur fault scrolling down the comments before you watch the whole thing.

    • @not-human9492
      @not-human9492 4 года назад +1

      @@minorcomet282 it was a joke i finished it

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 4 года назад +1

      @@not-human9492 ok

    • @remonemo123
      @remonemo123 4 года назад

      ZetrexVR please.
      PUT A SPOILER ALERT

  • @braedonluke6326
    @braedonluke6326 4 года назад +513

    When he list off problems that are happening in his videos he sounds like a middle age mom with five kids having a mental breakdown.

  • @jusenboite
    @jusenboite 3 года назад +185

    ''I've been searching for an hour and a half''
    *opens f3
    - It's only Day 2...

    • @nicefurky344
      @nicefurky344 3 года назад +10

      @Thibaud ForEver no

    • @callofterraria
      @callofterraria 3 года назад +7

      A day is 20-30 minutes long

    • @twojsigma123
      @twojsigma123 3 года назад

      @@callofterraria no its only 10 minutes

    • @callofterraria
      @callofterraria 3 года назад

      You sure?

    • @callofterraria
      @callofterraria 3 года назад

      Game theory made a vid explaining how the minecraft earth isn't flat he said a minecraft day is 20-30 minutes long

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles 2 года назад +2

    “ You’re not gonna be feeling so cool when you’re *dead* “
    - Boffy

  • @lavian4960
    @lavian4960 3 года назад +1690

    This man's luck is immaculate, but it always happens when he doesnt need it. Unfortunate indeed..

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 года назад +38

      Thats what im sayinggg, how does he find all of these useless super rare things, but not a village??

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 3 года назад +8

      Exept when he got 8 pearls from a Piglin

    • @datboisolar9498
      @datboisolar9498 2 года назад +7

      @@npelolli its a speed run strategy for a reason

    • @VengefulC
      @VengefulC 2 года назад

      Sounds like my luck

    • @bulkyiest
      @bulkyiest Год назад +1

      ​@@datboisolar9498ok but he got it first try when there's a 1 in 52 chance to get said trade

  • @Rhynelol
    @Rhynelol 4 года назад +198

    Ended dragon: what is he doing???
    Boffy: begins to slap the ended dragon with a stick

  • @thomasfuller5932
    @thomasfuller5932 3 года назад +454

    This entire video is just him going on a genocidal rampage because he doesn’t like wood

  • @RightBoyKA-POW
    @RightBoyKA-POW Год назад +5

    1:19 Boffy out of context. Lol

  • @cherryicee4456
    @cherryicee4456 4 года назад +261

    1:47 Boffy: punching a cow to near death
    Captions: *M U S I C*

    • @felixhatton7334
      @felixhatton7334 4 года назад +3

      OMG LOLLLL AHAHAHAHAISHDSNDBD

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 года назад +8

      music to my ears

    • @unusanusshalllive457
      @unusanusshalllive457 4 года назад

      Lol it’s true

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 года назад +2

      [Music]

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 года назад +3

      To be fair, it does sound close enough to music that I can see how RUclips's crappy captioning (craptioning?) system could mistake it.
      And you could probably make some sick beats if you remixed it and added some dubstep or something. (Mind you, "sick" has multiple meanings, and a song like that would be all of them.)

  • @KayrenGT
    @KayrenGT 4 года назад +983

    Boffy: * says wooden tools are the weakest *
    Gold: Am I a joke to you?

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 года назад +80

      Well, good are the most efficient, which totally defies logic. With a surplus of gold in the nether, it’s way easier

    • @chiliology3921
      @chiliology3921 4 года назад +66

      Well gold is really effective even if it breaks before you even realize you're using it

    • @idknow6359
      @idknow6359 4 года назад +36

      gold is fast at breaking but it breaks blocks fast :

    • @loverfrills
      @loverfrills 4 года назад +24

      @Blue Fang
      easy come easy go I guess

    • @idknow6359
      @idknow6359 4 года назад +1

      @@loverfrills what

  • @hykalia6020
    @hykalia6020 4 года назад +876

    _"wood is the first and last step"_
    *true*

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 года назад +10

      Not just for minecraft ;)

    • @hpvrstuff3659
      @hpvrstuff3659 4 года назад +1

      @@cheesybeard oh god.

    • @friedonions339
      @friedonions339 3 года назад

      @@cheesybeard what does that mean?

    • @nicklol8667
      @nicklol8667 3 года назад +2

      @@friedonions339 👀

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 года назад

      @@cheesybeard that’s the joke

  • @theorangegolfball2176
    @theorangegolfball2176 3 года назад +2

    The thumbnail is absolutely astonishing

  • @jzred230
    @jzred230 3 года назад +136

    12:02 boffy: I Hate this game 13:01 boffy: I love this game

  • @thatoneoddkidd8094
    @thatoneoddkidd8094 3 года назад +237

    No one:
    Literally No One:
    Boffy talks to cow: *Shhhhhhhh it's gonna be ok*

  • @Ivan27734
    @Ivan27734 4 года назад +126

    Dream and Technoblade:We are the best mc players
    Boffy:(laughing in the shadows)

    • @santiagoestebancastelblanc3665
      @santiagoestebancastelblanc3665 4 года назад +23

      Boffy it's a chaotic techno, both with voices don't matching their age and dead inside

    • @R.J._Perli
      @R.J._Perli 4 года назад +9

      Boffy is like a mix of Dream and Techno. Only more psychopathic

    • @madiluvsyou69
      @madiluvsyou69 4 года назад +1

      “Amateurs..”

    • @sam28369
      @sam28369 4 года назад

      @Cyclic Jellie 15 or 14 I think

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 года назад

      Fundy:

  • @blandxofficial
    @blandxofficial 3 года назад +1

    Boffy after having to kill a wolf: "he didn't deserve that 🙁" boffy after killing a fox: "nice"

  • @xentoo89
    @xentoo89 3 года назад +871

    "My tools are shit"
    *literally two shooting every common mob*

    • @grudeasnaots210
      @grudeasnaots210 3 года назад +3

      @@lilpostbox yep

    • @NamekFreakazoid
      @NamekFreakazoid 3 года назад +17

      Cause axes are op

    • @Persac7
      @Persac7 3 года назад

      @@NamekFreakazoid how lol

    • @cabbageintheworldoflettuce9226
      @cabbageintheworldoflettuce9226 3 года назад +35

      @@Persac7 A wooden axe does the same damage as a fucking diamond sword, need any more explaining?

    • @pepsiinhaler
      @pepsiinhaler 3 года назад +5

      @@cabbageintheworldoflettuce9226 wdym? Is that on another version because a wooden axe doesn't do the same damage as a diamond sword for me

  • @ruckle9807
    @ruckle9807 4 года назад +4488

    This dude lowkey sounds like technoblade but less dead.
    Edit: I am sorry.

    • @t_linus_andersson
      @t_linus_andersson 4 года назад +119

      Cassie Schmitt just watch one of his vids, theyre kinda good

    • @yogurtbitez
      @yogurtbitez 4 года назад +284

      honestly he sounds more dead than techno to me
      for a 14 year old.

    • @jamesazerbam74
      @jamesazerbam74 4 года назад +19

      If thats even possible

    • @weekndfan
      @weekndfan 4 года назад +13

      Thats a sick burn, lol.

    • @ashfromheaven_
      @ashfromheaven_ 4 года назад +31

      Nah he sounds more dead than techno

  • @soggysocks809
    @soggysocks809 4 года назад +246

    Nobody:
    Speed runners talking in jealousy: He was just... Lucky

    • @Qobbled
      @Qobbled 4 года назад +13

      Tbh there have been way harder challenges than this, in am 99% sure no speed runner would ever say that about this

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 4 года назад +26

      @@Qobbled I too despise jokes

    • @Numa369
      @Numa369 4 года назад +4

      If you think "lucky" means spawning items with commands sure... 24:20

    • @pascualsandoval6592
      @pascualsandoval6592 4 года назад +10

      @@Numa369 you think he spawned the bed?? He's got like 20 wool, tons of wood, and a crafting table

    • @Boffy
      @Boffy  4 года назад +51

      the clips are out of order so that the fight is more entertaining

  • @SeadDzubur
    @SeadDzubur 3 года назад

    Boffy at 0:43 : ''there is no point, but i need content''
    If thats the case then there is a point: content!

  • @AstromaniacYT
    @AstromaniacYT 4 года назад +140

    "I found a lava pit, I'm gonna save those coords for later."
    Proceeds to need one later and ignores the first pit he found.

    • @zezulin_
      @zezulin_ 4 года назад +15

      He was about 3000 blocks away from it

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 4 года назад

      @@zezulin_ that’s not very far

  • @rosannacastanedez5801
    @rosannacastanedez5801 4 года назад +1624

    “I beat the dragon!”
    1 second later: *gets killed by endermen*

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 4 года назад +161

    Boffy: “I need content and you guys like watching me suffer so...”

  •  2 года назад +1

    No matter how many times I watch these videos, they never get old