Gotta say, the Church has seen me through some tough spots during this quarantine. Today I woke up filled with anxiety, but I knew it was Monday and Uncle Joey would be there to remind me where my balls are, that they haven't fallen off, and that I got this shit.
look at his old The Morning Joint videos on this channel...best pick up in the world after coke :P nobody pump my motivation and my mood when im in the dumps
He is used to smoking dry pipes & his bong lol but sometimes the bong they keep at the studio isn’t clean so he pulls the down stem and slide and I can hear it and it hurts lol
Joey these childhood memories are tremendous it gives so much more perspective to how things use to operate back in your day. Lee, your questions and upkeep are funny and purposeful we love ya man. I'm looking forward to part 2
@@efficacyled4401 idk, I use a hair straightener and vice grips. My fingers are the temp gauge and i almost always get beautiful fragrant golden rosin.
What Joey says here about starting small in the trades is true. I went from being 17-18 working as a cleaner, helper, landscaper etc on construction sites to a low voltage technician for a security/structured cabling/audio visual company.
That’s crazy, that same thing happened too me when my dad died my mother went crazy an sold everything an disappeared basically, these Italian kids lived a block over in my neighborhood, we smoked dope together an drank beers an shit when they heard that happens they found where I was campin an took me in made me a nice bed/couch in one of the two twins that where a year older then me an they have been my family ever since made me have mad respect for how tight Latino an Italian am any other culter that embraces family. Btw I’m German/Irish and British/Russian for perspective
Damnit I’m a day one listener to uncle Joey but damnit if lee don’t show his face soon I’m gonna go to 711 and eat lees favorite gas station sushi to off myself..Cmon lee show yourself ya mook! Uncle Joey doesn’t need a mask he’s got permanent protection from the coke rocks still stuck in his nose from Jersey and Boulder
Im loving the childhood memories series joey, my parents and all my family are from the east coast but i live in the bay. I love hearing this shit, appreciate You George and lee !!!!!!!
I love Mondays more than the weekend. Thank you Joey and Lee.
Sven Unger if you love mondays then you’re doing life right 💪🏼
@@Ashtray91642 I gotta agree with you. If your laying in bed on a Sunday night and dreading Monday, shit takes a toll on you.
Idk if agree about the weekend but love mondays grind time for the weekend
Just woke up to get a glass of water and saw this notification... guess I’m hitting the bong now!
KillaCam3 like a fucking DOCTAH
KillaCam3 a true soldier
Tremendous!
Gotta say, the Church has seen me through some tough spots during this quarantine. Today I woke up filled with anxiety, but I knew it was Monday and Uncle Joey would be there to remind me where my balls are, that they haven't fallen off, and that I got this shit.
Birdhouse Friend keep that head up 👌🙏
look at his old The Morning Joint videos on this channel...best pick up in the world after coke :P nobody pump my motivation and my mood when im in the dumps
One day at a time keep it moving don’t over think this shiiit
Take some CBD!
i know the flu is less scary then the reaction to it and govt crack down #EndTheShutDown #SanctionChinaB4SeccondBioAttack
When lee gets high the dolphin comes out more than when he’s sober. I miss seeing Lee’s chubby cheek face on the camera.
Just watch him on twitch when he streams live 😂 you get to see him the whole time
Pawket __ Nah, I don’t miss him that much😆, I mainly watch this pod for uncle Joey. I do wish he’d show his face on camera like he used to though.
he has a very large tremendous neck
#GrinderFinder
RIP Jerry Stiller ... SERENITY NOW
I am dyingggg
The Cuban sandwich is stinking up the entire plane then Joey eats it 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀😭💀💀
loveforthe90s imagine his putrid farts after that sandwich, the wings would fall off the plane and the bird would fall from the sky
Tremendous. "2 days. No George." I might have to watch this again.
the circle of life
Uncle Joey is a national treasure to America and Cuba
THE CUBAN AMERICAN DREAM RECOGNIZED
Joey "On Mondays I come out with a knife in my hand and a razor blade in my toe" Coco Diaz
"He lost his last three fights or whatever, I dunno. I'm not a fight." -Uncle Joey
litteraly heard that as i read it lmao 7:42
🤣🤣🤣
Just ripped two bongs on this Monday morning it’s good to have the church to come and chill at every week. Cheers from the UK 🇬🇧
The Mighty Spoon I watch soo much Joey that my London accent has turned Jersey
The Mighty Spoon - Is your “Mighty Spoon” black from cooking dope up for a good ol fashion intervinous shot?
I love how he's bringing his childhood friends and talking about life
Joeys joints dont burn, watchin him trying to get a hit reminds me of someone trying to take a sip of a thick milkshake thru a narrow straw.
He is used to smoking dry pipes & his bong lol but sometimes the bong they keep at the studio isn’t clean so he pulls the down stem and slide and I can hear it and it hurts lol
This is the best childhood podcast so far
I can live on in peace knowing Joey Diaz is alive somewhere on this planet .
Nothing better then the church bby! Thank you for everything you do uncle Joey
kicking off my bday with edibles and some CHURCH!
Enjoy brotha happy birthday 🤙🤙
Weightroomsavages WSF Enjoy your birthday you rat fck!
Joey these childhood memories are tremendous it gives so much more perspective to how things use to operate back in your day. Lee, your questions and upkeep are funny and purposeful we love ya man. I'm looking forward to part 2
JOEY its 4:16 in the morning I was just about to sleep... well time to spark up🤘🏻
I know right, I'm about to hit the bowl and lay down and chill as I listen to this
*Joey and Lee, on the steam train to save our fucking mondays.*
Guess I gotta press a few more dabs before bed, it's time for church
dabs are for junkies
@@Stoney-Jacksman no they arent...making a bong out of an apple is junky-ish
@@kylemcnab927 The motto of the junkie
What temp? How long?
@@efficacyled4401 idk, I use a hair straightener and vice grips. My fingers are the temp gauge and i almost always get beautiful fragrant golden rosin.
"Setbacks are always positive if you do the positive thing with the setback." Joey Coco Diaz.
54:53 lol that little smile was so wholesome
This podcast helps me keep showing up to life ,just keep showing up like uncle says
I wake up every Monday and Wednesday ready for Uncle Joey's badass intro
Do you know what the song he uses in it is? It sounds so fuckin familiar it's driving me nuts
@@tugstanboat779 I do not
After all these years how great is it to meet the players, thank you Tio this is cool.
can somebody make all the word-isms and saying, methafors that Joey fecks up... it'll be 4hrs of pure gold :)
Absolutely loved this and your recent podcast with your friends! The story about George and his family taking you in is DEEP!
Not a monday person, but these get me off to a good start every week. Thank you Joey!!
Anyone know the song that plays at 0:26 ?
Have a great day church family
Church is so key to my start of the week!!!
What Joey says here about starting small in the trades is true. I went from being 17-18 working as a cleaner, helper, landscaper etc on construction sites to a low voltage technician for a security/structured cabling/audio visual company.
LMAO @ " I can't sell you the car without my lucky red pen.. "
Hearing Lee laughing is Hypnotizing 😂😂😭😭
Esp when you're baked
"Intrepeneor" hahahaha I'm 💀💀💀💀
I ain't answering nobody's dirty questions, but I can converse with anybody.
All I want in life is to have a sidekick who is entertained by me as Lee Syatt is entertained by uncle Joey.
Everytime I hear pauchious pilot I just laugh like hell. This brought back alot of memories of working in ford dealerships for 10 years.
“Sugar Ray Hagler”- Joey Diaz
Ela que inventou essa cena criminosa abaixar eles
Tranquilo tranquilo é o que ela
Ela não é a dona vai trazer o pai projetando que enquanto eu não chego aí
TREMENDOUS
Tremendous
That’s crazy, that same thing happened too me when my dad died my mother went crazy an sold everything an disappeared basically, these Italian kids lived a block over in my neighborhood, we smoked dope together an drank beers an shit when they heard that happens they found where I was campin an took me in made me a nice bed/couch in one of the two twins that where a year older then me an they have been my family ever since made me have mad respect for how tight Latino an Italian am any other culter that embraces family. Btw I’m German/Irish and British/Russian for perspective
Damnit I’m a day one listener to uncle Joey but damnit if lee don’t show his face soon I’m gonna go to 711 and eat lees favorite gas station sushi to off myself..Cmon lee show yourself ya mook! Uncle Joey doesn’t need a mask he’s got permanent protection from the coke rocks still stuck in his nose from Jersey and Boulder
Some of that 7-11 ISIS lizard meat. #LeeStopHiding
I FEEL THE SAME but his mask is finally off so a little late no? #PLAN-Demic #CCPBillGatesEvent201
Oh my God this is the best podcast ever. Thank you Joey and Lee. I never laughed so much.
Great talk Joey! I one of them that gonna quit my day job, as I realized I make as much on my side job working half the time!
Big up uncle joey from London,, thanks for the wisdom...
Time to hit that bowl, spark up boys!
Hitting a raw bowl now Sarge salute motherfuckers.
@@jonnnyonion nice I just took a bowl hit of some fire, indica
@craig smith not me, shit does wonders for my anxiety
craig smith weed does wonders
Your podcast changed my life tux joey!
Good job on letting the church theme song play a little longer this time lee!
Love you Joey Diaz u r a man I look up to. Thank you.
Im loving the childhood memories series joey, my parents and all my family are from the east coast but i live in the bay. I love hearing this shit, appreciate You George and lee !!!!!!!
I love how he explains how to make a bazooka lol
OH SHIT!!! Drop it on me uncle Joey! These are better than old mob stories.
*Joey and Lee, on a steam train to save our fucking mondays.*
J O E Y
E F F I N
D I A Z
Great Googly Moogly.. nice way to start the week, Screw sleep. Happy mothers day Terrie Diaz.
I've been up since 3am eastern time waiting for this 😊
Uncle Joey out here juggling muthafuckin KITTENS dawg
“Cesar Gomez the guy with the pantyhose idk?”😂
Really appreciate you!
Low key seeing these characters is going to demystify these stories I think
I swear I've heard some of these stories before, always a good listen.
29:16 was on point uncle joey! #412
YEAR OF THE SURGEON
Beautiful...Let’s get this Monday started!
I look forward to this every Monday. Been working straight through the virus in the US and Joey and Lee start my day off fuckin right. Love you guys.
joey has insane memory
I love this podcast so much. Its great where the podcast has gone and you guys have gotten me through some hard times. I love y'all!
Damn. That little bit about the carpenters helper is so real man
I swear this needs to be a movie all of it.
It's so good having someone there to corroborate. This whole thing feels like a movie. Even more than usual.
"On-trip-nor!!"🤣🤣🤣
Great show ✌️
It’s Monday...just keep showin’ up.
Stoned to the gills, thanks uncle Joey ❤️
cant wait for the #2
Joey Diaz is going to catch an open case with all these confessions
alpine stereo now that is a blast from the past !
Thanks for the birthday podcast
Best way to start the day! 😎
Happy late-420 or happy early-710, either way it’s time to wake and bake . This dabs for you Uncle !
lmao uncle joey just gave us a crack lesson
Juggling kittens...Jerry Rice hands mouth...that’s awesome.
I'm lovin these
Uncle Joey is back its monday another week in Corona Ville stay safe out there. Lets get this podcast started.
Damn everytime i hear those sirens i think im getting pulled over
If you squint it looks like joey talking to mickey mouse in a struggle
Just woke my wife up with the intro like a fucking savage 😂😂😂
Joey and his old buddies are a window to the old days what a fuckin great time
I just really love Hercules
Sheesh thank god this came out its 1:20am i finished a bag of that devil's dandruff and i got time to kill!!!!
LUCKY, it’s hard to get where I live, kind of glad though because I’m too weak to not do it and I’d go bankrupt!
T R E M E N D O U S
Señor Snatchworthy where are you
Sully Sullivan let’s be honest it’s prolly not
@@AppalachianLumberjack tbh prob dirty asf but ill still stuff it up my nostril 😂
Great show.
REAL SOLDIERS UP RN
gracias hombre te amo
who's better than you ...luv ya coco
Anyone think he looks like The mad hatter Alice in wonderland ( cartoon ) without the hat 🤣🤣
Lee “jimmy the tooth” syatt
Lee must be in rough shape still... falling asleep and Joey catching him and also still no camera time.
COME BACK TO THE CHURCH FAMILY LEE
Joey this new intro is amazing you’re the fucking best
Just when u think joey is telling some bs story one of his friends chimes in and doubles down lol
Exactly!
Thanks for being alive and kicking at the same time as myself Uncle Joey, burn some! 🥴👌