Monster Hunter Movie Review - A Boss Rush Fever Dream

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @Makoto03
    @Makoto03 Год назад +98

    Thank you for reviewing Monster Hunter. I actually forgot this film was even made.

    • @MadameChouette800
      @MadameChouette800 Год назад +1

      Was about to write this

    • @paulharenchar9169
      @paulharenchar9169 Год назад +6

      I wish I could forget this

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Год назад +1

      I said it before & I'll say it again "Here we go again"

    • @salud7432
      @salud7432 Год назад +1

      Cmon, the movie is acurate...
      ...except the start and ending. So its at least 30% good

    • @Shaemon_h
      @Shaemon_h Год назад +1

      What film?

  • @christopheroakley6476
    @christopheroakley6476 Год назад +97

    Your review was 10 times better than the actual movie. Keep it up Decker!

  • @kozag-realityauditor7075
    @kozag-realityauditor7075 Год назад +38

    To their credit, every monster, weapon and tool was very faithfully recreated, and while that doesn't inherently make for a good film, it's well appreciated considering the quality of 'movie licenced films' I grew up with.

    • @warhawkbm
      @warhawkbm Год назад +4

      I would agree except a Switch Axe is doing my Charge Blade's Amped Elemental Discharge... NO... NO! Bad Ron Perlman!

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 Год назад +4

      @@warhawkbm And using fire element against a Rathalos. They're immune to fire!

    • @user-cc9kx8tw6t
      @user-cc9kx8tw6t Год назад +1

      @@Riplee86 From what I heard, perhaps its not fire element, rather its meant to represent the bright energy that appears. So when Mila was using the Dual Blades, the "fire" effect was supposed to be her powering up into demon mode (in-game you can sort of see the weapon glowing) and the Switch Axe the phial charges. Doesn't excuse how it looks a lot like fire though, because even I thought the same until I read several comments pointing it out.

    • @CEO_of_fred
      @CEO_of_fred 3 месяца назад

      I know this was a year ago but faithful? At what point in the games do nercylla live exclusively in caves and form huge groups and lay eggs inside people? Why does a switch axe perform an SAED? Why does the hunter act like some uncivilized savage?

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 8 дней назад

      Tell that to Nerscylla.

  • @erichfiedler1481
    @erichfiedler1481 Год назад +58

    When I showed my brother the trailer for this movie, he got pissed and wanted to throw the director to a Rathalos so badly, he's a massive fan of the franchise so connect the dots right there

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад

      That's cool but did he see the movie? It's easier to judge that way.
      I have seen many movies, that had great previews but sucked and Vice Versa.
      Cheers.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Год назад +40

    Funny how in his entire career, Paul WS Anderson made many live action video game adaptations………..yet only one of them was actually objectively good: *Mortal Kombat* (1995)

    • @kiradattei
      @kiradattei Год назад +13

      Yeah, he's only a small step above Uwe Boll... 😅

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki Год назад +1

      How many movies of his would've been saved if they features $500 sunglasses?
      ...Dammit, now I need to go back and watch that again.

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 Год назад

      @@matohibiki the same amount of would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. XD

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 Год назад

      @@kiradattei not unless he also beats up critics in a boxing match.

    • @kiradattei
      @kiradattei Год назад +1

      @EpicJasonX Now if only Boll put that effort into any of the movies he made, maybe even a minute of them would be worthwhile 😂😂

  • @failedgrace2891
    @failedgrace2891 Год назад +6

    I believe it was in an interview, or special features, that Anderson said it was the studio executives who wanted the US Army element in the movie. Apparently they felt that the mainstream audience wouldn't understand how tough the monsters were unless they were shown shrugging off the effects of modern weapons.

  • @MisterRich93
    @MisterRich93 Год назад +36

    Absolutely impeccable picking this summer - the hottest summer in recorded history - to be the summer of Milla Jovovich!

  • @mr.rathalos1155
    @mr.rathalos1155 Год назад +29

    this was so unexpected but I love Decker Shado and I love Monster Hunter so you already know I have to drop everything to watch
    Edit: Erm that’s actually a Black Diablos and they’re all female Decker 🤓👆I love the video though

    • @millerlucerojames
      @millerlucerojames Год назад +8

      Funny thing is that was a female diablos ... well two of them competing for a mating ground where the ship happens to be wrong place wrong time and bones are of jhen Mohan

    • @mr.rathalos1155
      @mr.rathalos1155 Год назад +3

      @@millerlucerojames I wish we saw more desert animals like maybe a Hermitaur or a glimpse of some Delex

  • @aaronhill8315
    @aaronhill8315 Год назад +6

    That was the Duel Blades special move: Fury Mode
    Rathalos and Diablos are wyverns

  • @GhostGrandia
    @GhostGrandia Год назад +14

    Another amazing review by the most under-appreciated reviewer on RUclips! Decker deserves 1 mil subs, easy. Much luv to the Shado!

  • @greywillowgaming2366
    @greywillowgaming2366 Год назад +2

    Oh. Oh, God. I had purposely forgotten this film was made that I ACTUALLY forgot about it altogether. And now I have to try to purge it from my memory once again.
    Thanks, Decker. 🥴😣

  • @1989Yamashita
    @1989Yamashita Год назад +5

    I wanted to say, your intros with you green screening yourself into a scene are really nicely done and I find them really entertaining. Not laugh on the floor entertaining, but I am looking forward to seeing what scene and how you do it for the movie. Thank you for your work to entertain us, even in the small things.

  • @Michael-wb
    @Michael-wb Год назад +11

    I haven’t seen this film so I’m so happy you reviewed it as I was on the fence 😊

  • @markula_4040
    @markula_4040 Год назад +6

    "The Mainstream won't be able to relate to Monster Hunter, just throw in some army guys who get teleported from our dimension there so people have something familiar to follow"
    I imagine this was the pitch to get this greenlighted because a true adaptation wouldn't stand a chance at the box office although it looks like this approach didn't either.

    • @failedgrace2891
      @failedgrace2891 Год назад

      My understanding is that it was the studio executives who wanted that in the movie not Anderson.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification Год назад +9

    I swear. If PWS made an adaptation of Dino Crisis the dinosaurs would be replaced with aliens.

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 Год назад +2

      Don’t give him any ideas! XD

    • @HybridGearXIII
      @HybridGearXIII Год назад +1

      *Stares at Dino Crisis 3* 👀

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification Год назад

      @@HybridGearXIII NO SUCH THING!!!!! LIES!!!!!

    • @HybridGearXIII
      @HybridGearXIII Год назад

      @Vollification I'm sorry September 16 2003 the end of the DC has began as we fought genetically engineered dinosaur aliens in space while shooting lasers in are jetpacks
      *😔🙏🏼*
      Poor souls who played this game

  • @giovahnnigucci409
    @giovahnnigucci409 Год назад +2

    After a long day of learning to drive a 40foot city bus and almost running over a curb, I look forward to a new Decker Shado video/movie review! Thank you sir❤

  • @therip6357
    @therip6357 Год назад +7

    I completely forgot this movie even got made.

  • @pr0kzee
    @pr0kzee Год назад +3

    Your "someone has to" in reference to the Halo show made me ugly laugh. Thank you.

  • @Night-Owl7593
    @Night-Owl7593 Год назад +11

    I recommend your videos all the time on Twitter
    Any time I see people complaining about the quality of critics or their bias I always recommend your videos because as far as I have seen you are completely objective and even a movie universally hated you give a fair critique and even highlight positives
    Keep it up
    Your reviews always get me through rough nights at work

    • @MoonlightBelladonna
      @MoonlightBelladonna Год назад +1

      Just watched his Resident Evil reviews and laughed my ass off, this dude is really funny.

  • @kimbercustompro1911
    @kimbercustompro1911 Год назад +2

    Milla: "Thanks for saving my life Ron Perlman
    Ron Perlman: "Thanks FOR!????? Thanks FOR!????
    Milla: "There he goes again"

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C Год назад +1

    I thought Weird Al started making reactions. The thumbnail was very small when I noticed it

  • @kozag-realityauditor7075
    @kozag-realityauditor7075 Год назад +1

    I fricken love these new intro's and film interaction, never fails to give me a good chuckle ^.^

  • @PuppetDungeon
    @PuppetDungeon Год назад +2

    I file this under guilty pleasures. It's not great... but it's kind of better than I expected. The whole language barrier thing is always a fun trope, especially with dimension hopping. Great review as always!

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Год назад +4

    WTF happened with Tony Jaa's carreer?!
    The guy was supposed to become the next big martial arts superstar like Jackie Chan, Jet Li or Donnie Yen....

  • @grantpflum6844
    @grantpflum6844 Год назад +2

    Okay, if smashing into a ROCK is enough to break off its horns then there is no effing way the .50 wouldn't have fucked it up.

  • @kiradattei
    @kiradattei Год назад +2

    Great review! ❤❤
    I caught this once on TV, missed the first half hour, and never felt like I missed anything, important or otherwise. Looks like I wasn't wrong. 🤷‍♀️ And I haven't even played the games for comparison. 😅

  • @maxyliano
    @maxyliano Год назад +6

    I don't know if it's been said before, but this movie creates a really nice time-paradox with Monster Hunter World, sort of a time dialectic-loop of sorts that I really love. This event I'm talking about continues the abrupt end of the movie and explains some plot-holes (like the Chief's ability to speak our language). People should look into that!

    • @Rain_lights
      @Rain_lights Год назад +1

      I didn't actually play it but I heard it didn't make much sense, like why would the Admiral punch her out and imprison her if they were buds?

    • @mattshuey1
      @mattshuey1 Год назад +1

      My friends who play monster hunter audibly groaned when the companion chick from World shows up and it is painfully obvious she was a contractual obligation. Camera pans to her for no reason constantly. Felt as out of place as a random chinese woman in an US movie that also just happens to be financied by a chinese studio. It becomes immersion breaking the way they do it.

    • @maxyliano
      @maxyliano Год назад

      ​@@Rain_lights well, maybe you should play it. Artemis herself explains that part in-game in MHW. It is a stretch, granted, but it makes sense.

  • @rudejase
    @rudejase Год назад +2

    Highest pitch "Fuck you say to me!?" I ever heard. Intimidation level: maximum

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc Год назад +2

    I've never got around to seeing this. I had the feeling it was slapped together from the bits they had filmed before the pandemic.

  • @RacistWhiteShark
    @RacistWhiteShark Год назад +13

    Nothing feels better than watching a decker shado review after a long day of work

  • @keeganfawcett610
    @keeganfawcett610 Год назад +1

    Another great video, sir. I really appreciate how hard you work on these.

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen Год назад +2

    I know main characters have plot armor, but if I was stung by a giant bug and in a fist fight (twice), after climbing a mountain? I wouldn't be seen for the rest of the movie!
    Watch as the next movie shows that humans are decedents of elder dragons and she can dual wield greatswords.

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 17 часов назад

      knowing paul, he'll probably think the raths are elder dragons, and have the main cast capture a kirin with a shock trap to kill it
      who knows, maybe the admiral's charge blade will also do a zsd

  • @TheCrimsonCretin
    @TheCrimsonCretin Год назад +5

    Im never gonna watch this movie. But thank you for this review its like watching it withban old friend. Much love Decker ❤

  • @timothyarmstrong9351
    @timothyarmstrong9351 Год назад +3

    I watch this movie in theaters the day it came out and the ending made me think they were trying for a Monster Hunter 2 movie

  • @imwithstupid086
    @imwithstupid086 Год назад

    That Hershey bar must've been a reshaped D-rat if it survived the desert.

  • @JamesJohnson-tr1gu
    @JamesJohnson-tr1gu Год назад +4

    You should cover some Tony Jaa movies...Ong Bak and The Protector are amazing action movies

  • @MADMONEYMAN5000
    @MADMONEYMAN5000 Год назад +2

    The weapons in this movie actually do more, let alone any, damage than they do in the games. Also, I love how they had to pull a "Land of the Lost" in order to make the plot happen

  • @cerberusvonn7724
    @cerberusvonn7724 Год назад

    Subscribe,like,done and done my friend,always liked you're reviews ever since you made the Mako Myers comment in deep blue sea,keep it dude,you're doing awsome and love the dry humor of both of you! Good luck and have fun!

  • @nathanpossberg4812
    @nathanpossberg4812 Месяц назад

    6:33 that stinger would be the end of any human. It went through her.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +4

    I don't know why this movie kind of reminded me of Stargate well at least the whole desert scene anyway.

  • @thomasallen3570
    @thomasallen3570 Год назад +2

    I didnt mind the movie as a Mila movie, but I admit that they did my Swax terrible. So late in the movie and it never switched once while using the special move of ANOTHER weapon. My boy was treated so badly!

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Год назад +1

      Pretty sure paul as never even seen a SA before

  • @BigK13372
    @BigK13372 Год назад +2

    It sounds like (as eexpected) the real world military plot elementa is what brings the films story down as evident by their appearance in both the first and third act of the film.
    Like it seems like the film really pucks up when its more like its game in act 2

  • @Akatsukileader9
    @Akatsukileader9 Год назад

    Just realized Decker will be 40 in a few days. Looking good!

  • @torshec8634
    @torshec8634 Год назад

    The weird Pitch Black and Monster Hunter flick with Paul W.S. Anderson with his wife was a weird film. And ouch, that's twice she's been cauterizing her own wounds.

  • @Joe-cs8jf
    @Joe-cs8jf Год назад +1

    I enjoyed one of the games, and tried giving the trailer to this a watch. TI’s character was glassing an area with a scoped rifle, through a closed eye. It was then that I knew I would never watch this movie! 😂😂😂

  • @ebbderelict
    @ebbderelict Год назад

    Every time I hear "But what's this..." I always think, "Pepaaaa!!!!!"

  • @peterspipes9698
    @peterspipes9698 Год назад +9

    Paul W.S Anderson... An expert in messing up videogame IP's.

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 Год назад +3

      Uwe Boll would like a word with you.

    • @peterspipes9698
      @peterspipes9698 Год назад

      @@Riplee86 oh, i forgot about him! Top contender, but still only second place 😉

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim Год назад +3

      @@peterspipes9698 Nah, Boll is WAY worse than Anderson. Anderson is a bad adapter but at least gives the impression that he wants to make a fun film.

    • @peterspipes9698
      @peterspipes9698 Год назад

      @@GriffinPilgrim worse yes, but budget might be a factor there. And honestly, in my opinion W.S Anderson seems to take himself more serious than Boll 🤣

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim Год назад +1

      @@peterspipes9698 Boll can afford Ben Kingsley, if he's being cheap it's because he wants to be.
      Anderson takes his filmmaking more seriously but imo that's because he actually cares. He's hardly making high art but he is trying to make something people will actually like. Boll never once gave me the impression that he cared about anything but making a quick buck on name recognition.
      Further Anderson or his crew at least puts some effort into referencing the games. His works usually at least LOOK like the games. Aside from maybe Bloodrayne's outfit Boll didn't even bother with that much.
      Also Anderson never challenged his critics to a boxing match so he could beat them up so he gets points for class.

  • @smat-guy3232
    @smat-guy3232 Год назад +6

    I'm not the only one who thought he had already reviewed this, right?😂

  • @cyrollan
    @cyrollan Год назад

    He'll yeah borther, a new Decker video makes my day!!

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender Год назад

    These guys really looked at the ending of tasm2 and thought “people probably loved that movie’s ending, let’s do that”

  • @RedSpade37
    @RedSpade37 Год назад +1

    The dragon ripping the front of the helicopter off was pretty cool, I think.

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Год назад +1

      Its not a dragon its a wyvern D:

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 Год назад

      @@procow2274 Avast, alack, this man of song
      is rendered dumb
      his task too hard
      you'll need to find a better Bard.
      (Shit, you're exactly right!)

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Год назад

      ​@@procow2274 I mean, if we are getting technical, it's not a helicopter, it's a tiltrotor.

  • @GeekBen
    @GeekBen Год назад +8

    I've never played the game or seen the movie, but this looks fun as hell. I will be checking it out. Great review as always.

  • @B-Dad
    @B-Dad Год назад +2

    Best reviewer there is. You’ve always been top notch even for movies I won’t ever watch…LIKE THIS ONE 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️👍🏾

  • @bobroberts2581
    @bobroberts2581 Месяц назад

    In light of how Borderlands turned out, Monster Hunter the movie did a pretty nifty job of “What if monsters spill into our world and set us back to the Stone Age, weapon efficacy wise.”
    The monster looked like the monster, the opening plays like an actual video game. Hero falling from the sand boat and needing to catch up with his team.

  • @wugglesx
    @wugglesx Год назад

    "he speaks her language, both of them!"
    I wasnt paying much attention and had to rewatch the clip 4 times before i realized the second language was violence xD.

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim Год назад +5

    Got the look right. And basically nothing else.

  • @yupanquid5538
    @yupanquid5538 Год назад

    Oohhh, i remember having this on my watchlist for a long time before just letting it go. I regret nothing. Cheers Decker

  • @PlutoEqualsPlanet2016
    @PlutoEqualsPlanet2016 Год назад +4

    Decker, if you keep making reviews better than the movie, someone is going to ask you for a real movie script one day. Will you be ready?

  • @lithuaniaball
    @lithuaniaball Год назад

    The algorithm is actually pushing this one, good for you

  • @peterludwig4599
    @peterludwig4599 Год назад +1

    The first half of the movie works surprisingly well. When Natalie mets the Hunter (He never had a name in our country’s translation) the fun starts. But it goes downhill from there fast.

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe Год назад +1

    It's so strange that they failed with this movie when the games, pretty much since the first, have almost the exact same premise every single time: "you are Hunter, bad monster does bad stuff, you eventually hunt bad Monster, turns out Elder Dragon is the reason Monster was bad, you eventually hunt Elder Dragon, credits"
    Very damn simple, all you gotta do is add a half-decent script like World and Rise did and that's it.......and they made it this odd Isekai-style story with IRL military instead.

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 Год назад +1

    A Storm approaching?
    ...
    ...
    WITNESS ME
    😅

  • @EternalStorm796
    @EternalStorm796 Год назад +1

    Milla had a deeper connection with The Hunter than anyone in Resident Evil, including her 2 or 3 daughter figures...

  • @hairy_cornflake
    @hairy_cornflake Год назад

    I think I'm not the only one but...totally forgot this even existed!

  • @AlexOvTheAbyss
    @AlexOvTheAbyss Год назад +2

    Just out of curiosity, have your like/sub averages increased since starting the call to action?

    • @relicdad88
      @relicdad88 Год назад

      He said it does help and I've noticed he's gotten a lot more subs Ive watched him couple of yrs now he had only few thousand. Love it when he adds his death and pauses the video when he reminds audience 2 do u tube stuff. Y I comment on his vids decker seems like really good dude tryin 2 help sum1 out

  • @micahmurphy4546
    @micahmurphy4546 Год назад +2

    Somehow, the worst thing about this movie for me is that the minigun somehow has the same fire rate and audio of a 50 cal

  • @demonicdonte7892
    @demonicdonte7892 Год назад +1

    Random facts:
    1. Anything with the director will always have his wife be a Mary Sue main protagonists.
    2. This is supposed to be in relation to Monster Hunter world.
    3. All the monsters shown BEFORE Rathalos in this movie are around 4+ higher star quests. Rathalos is usually 3 star quests.
    4. After this, the director stopped working with capcom given how they made the fans hate the games. I kid you not I’ve seen some people who are RE fans hate the 6 movies before “welcome to raccoon city” and the Netflix series

  • @LPH77
    @LPH77 Год назад +1

    Thank you for another great review!

  • @Grandmastergav86
    @Grandmastergav86 Год назад +1

    I remember when Tony Jaa was considered the next big thing in terms of Martial Arts movies, his breakthrough was legitimately exciting and then Ong Bak 2 happened (a film or more a collection of action scenes that I personally really enjoy) and it's production was beset by woes and incredulous rumours. After that Jaa's career decisions were incredibly and with the exception of SPL2 (which was decent enough) his film roles were completely and utterly self destructive. Shame.

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 Год назад

    We wore one dog tag on a chain around the neck and a second threaded thru a bootlace. Gave graves registration a decent chance of identifying the body.

  • @tergelaltankhuyag8206
    @tergelaltankhuyag8206 Год назад

    bro when you said pin rathians day in day out I had PTSD

  • @versebuchanan512
    @versebuchanan512 Год назад

    Wait, TI was in this? Didn't the Rathalos know that he's the rubberband man? He's got a 9 in his right, AND a 45 in his other hand!

  • @cwolfxuk-other
    @cwolfxuk-other Год назад +1

    Love this review, as usual. Also love that you know MH more than the people who made this.... movie.

  • @ianciti
    @ianciti Год назад +3

    i remember getting high as BALLS and picking this up on DVD and taking it home and thinking this was an amazing movie. lmao. rewatched sober. realized how much marijuana enhances films.

    • @JNF590
      @JNF590 Год назад +1

      Bruh lmao

  • @korporalV
    @korporalV Год назад

    Love the chapternames!

  • @raven800plays
    @raven800plays Год назад

    A minigun that shoots 50 cal ammunition instead of 7.62x51.
    Even though Decker messed that up, it still sounded more American than ever XD

  • @liamnehren1054
    @liamnehren1054 Год назад +2

    As a fan of the monster hunter games and god eater games I will say two things:
    The Movie is good if a little directionless at the end.
    Rathalos is only a lower mid tier monster, as for it's pattern, more complex then a few of the starter raptor like ones but still not really all that hard to kill.

    • @AaronSoul725
      @AaronSoul725 Год назад

      Heeey another GE fan in the wild, unrelated question but thoughts on God eater 3?

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад

      @@AaronSoul725 My biggest issue with it is that it randomly stopped working on my pc, I really liked how there was even more variety of builds even if the levels were all of a sudden strangely small.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Год назад +1

    This pos movie is like a cross combination between Turok: Dinosaur Hunter mixed with Land Of The Lost (2009).

  • @tylerattwood9392
    @tylerattwood9392 Год назад

    Great video, as always! I got 6 minutes in and decided i want to watch this for myself.

  • @fyrentenimar
    @fyrentenimar Год назад

    I actually never knew there was a Monster Hunter movie. Pity, as my friends and I enjoyed the Resident Evil movies and that seems to be pretty similar. Thanks for the review.

  • @lionheart1013
    @lionheart1013 Год назад +1

    A Disapointment is probably the best term to sum up this movie.
    It having this parallel worlds plot line detracts from the story.
    Its like if your watching lord of the rings and some COD guys get Isakaied there only to get bodied by the Nahzgul whats the point?
    The segements were it IS like monster hunter is good though they could have done so much more.
    For example the main theme of monster hunter "Proof of a Hero' dosent play at all which was a MAJOR missed opertunity.
    And while the monsters do look fantastic another missed oppertunity was their were very few monsters in the movie and their choices in monsters were a tad lack luster. The Rathalos is a Staple so OBVIOUSLY it had to be the Final boss of the movie. but whats funny is they faught a Diablos which is arguably tougher then a Rathalos, and yeah the Diablos was cool it would have been cooler if it had a Turf war with the Rathalos or Narschella. Speaking of whom the Narschella isnt ascting like how it would they're clearly trying to rip off Alien with this one. And the Gore Magalla at the end (Or as I like to call em Toothless) such a tease.
    Some monsters they could have added were some of the Velociprey monsters then we could have had a Jurrasic park knock off scene. And if they wanted Creepy they should have used the Khezu which is a Giant Leech monster that Vores its victimes oh and unlike the Narshella THAT THING ACTUALLY DOSE THE ALIEN CHEST BURSTER CRAP, I could go on with the monsters but this comment is goin on long enough.
    If the movie was solidly in the Monster Hunter world and none of the Isakai plot elements, adding proof of hero and maybe a few more monster varitiy it could have been SO MUCH better.
    Hell Paul W.S Anderson was sitting on a Gold mine considering Monster Hunter REALLY DOSENT have much of a In Universe Plot outside of background lore on the monsters and some parts of the world but even then you REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY have to dig for it even as a die hard fan. So he could have just MADE UP stuff about his World of Monster hunter and simply sprinkle in various tropes and monsrters from the games and make a story out of that, without the Isakai military plot.

  • @jesseguernsey5
    @jesseguernsey5 Год назад +1

    Honestly I like this movie. Unfortunately this movie felt like monster hunter world game with the 90's super mario bros movie mix. I have to say that I completely loved the post credit scene showing the palico joining the fight

  • @UndeadEggmiester
    @UndeadEggmiester Год назад +2

    Man they turned monster hunter into a iskai anime... Thank God no sequel.

  • @philywilly1262
    @philywilly1262 Год назад

    Great review. I think this another Jaws but with Milla Jovivich instead of the shark.

  • @FireTowerV
    @FireTowerV 4 месяца назад

    Question did you see Monster Hunter Legends of the Guild if so what are your thoughts?

  • @kalobhunt9001
    @kalobhunt9001 Год назад +25

    Of course another property with an awesome story already laid out that Hollywood takes a shit on.

    • @shawnamiller191
      @shawnamiller191 Год назад +4

      Paul W. S. Anderson has made it his goal in life to make terrible movies based on video games

    • @kalobhunt9001
      @kalobhunt9001 Год назад +1

      @@shawnamiller191 yeah and sticking this horrible actor in all of them.

    • @shawnamiller191
      @shawnamiller191 Год назад +2

      @@kalobhunt9001 his movies have become "Hey everyone look at my wife! Isn't she hot!?"

    • @AkuTenshiiZero
      @AkuTenshiiZero Год назад +1

      It drives me nuts because there was no reason at all to do the whole alternate world thing. Just write a story about a rookie hunter who has to learn about all this shit, it's so simple but they had to make it weirdly more complicated.

    • @kalobhunt9001
      @kalobhunt9001 Год назад

      @@AkuTenshiiZero yeah that would have been awesome or even the hunter she meets let’s see his story let’s see him fight beast to make it back to his tribe also more of the felynes fuck her and the army and all that

  • @FD-io4pk
    @FD-io4pk Год назад

    If you spend your first act introducing characters to kill them mainly off screen in the second act, you have no stakes in your story and no reason for the main character to even want to go back. With no point to the journey you can't have a satisfying climax either, because there's nothing to achieve. Indeed the only interesting part in that case would be the second act where the fun parts happen. It goes to show, with all the scripts this director is supposed to have written, that even an experienced writer can completely miss the mark, especially if he's just trying to please his producers and his wife. Nothing new where this one is concerned.
    As always, a wonderful review full of your usual wit and much more entertaining than the movie itself, I'm sure. Thank you Decker for that wonderful Summer.

  • @Atilahunt
    @Atilahunt Год назад

    45 minute tutorial? you speed runner. great review loved the titles for all the sections and the actually game player knowledge

  • @TheMisfitt13
    @TheMisfitt13 Год назад

    Some MREs did have chocolate in them that was developed to withstand very hot conditions. 😉👍

  • @KyleRobots
    @KyleRobots Год назад

    I remember hearing about this movie and immediately having to apologize to my friend. Like 'Yeah, that's gonna suck, huh'

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer Год назад

    I only saw this movie for Tony Jaa and to accompany a friend who was a monster hunter veteran. He pointed out that some of the characters' weapons were given the wrong abilities and using fire against that fire breathing dragon should be ineffective.

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
    @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад

    6:03
    So what your saying, is that it's not, "GAME OVER, MAN.) !?!?
    Either way,
    RIP Bill Paxton

  • @twocatsgaming6628
    @twocatsgaming6628 Год назад +1

    Strong Riddick vibes.

  • @UziNineMillomeetah
    @UziNineMillomeetah Год назад +1

    Single-handedly the worst film I’ve ever seen. Took three sittings to finish.

  • @HybridGearXIII
    @HybridGearXIII Год назад

    Many thanks for reviewing this Shado Decker. As a fan of Monster Hunter I was both nervous and excited to see the game turned to a movie. Seeing it was paul w Anderson I knew it wasn't going to be like the game and as a result I was both pleased and disappointed. I loved the outfit design of the actual hunters and the cgi of the monsters. I even loved the design of the weapons being close to the game design and even the factor we see them use the actual monster parts to make the weapons. My only disappointed factor was the story and how they done it and how they held off on some of the monsters that would have better potential like Teoastra or Zinogre but hey I give this 3 rare steaks out of 5😁

  • @kingofflames738
    @kingofflames738 Год назад +3

    This movie doesn't exist. Subsequently this video doesn't exist.

  • @GungraveFreak
    @GungraveFreak Год назад

    I watched this movie drunk with a friend on a high fps TV set and thought I was going crazy with how fast paced everything went

  • @paulharenchar9169
    @paulharenchar9169 Год назад +1

    As a huge MH fan, this movie was painful to watch. Great review decker

  • @finnmchugh99
    @finnmchugh99 Год назад +2

    Ok as a monster hunter fan I gotta say they really gotta be a special kind of screw up to screw up MH as a movie. The there is so much potential and it's easy to make it into a movie snd be accurate to the games. For starters Nersylla (big FU spider) isn't vulnerable to sunlight, they also wear the skin of a monster on its body like its Buffalo Bill as a makeshift rubber padding to absorb electricity. Also the horned monster is a Diablos a herbivore with a deadly sonic roar... which never was used in the movie. Also a Rathalos is not dome ancient dragon guardian they are wyverns and if they wanted an ancient dragon guardian they could've picked a literal Elder Dragon like a Fatalis!
    Last thing, the eyelets dragon IS an Elder Dragon, it's called a Gore Magala and the indication on why they show up is if the monster ecosystem is overpopulated and they have a dust they shake off their bodies that is like monster rabies...thats right it balances a whole ecosystem using frenzy dandruff and that this is only a baby. It sheds into a golden dragon called a Shagaru Magala and it is more deadly.

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Год назад +1

      Its technically not considered a elder until it becomes shagaru.
      You can actually capture it in the gore magala stage of development

  • @hihibye2324
    @hihibye2324 Год назад +3

    My beef with the movie was just how wrong they got the monsters habit and ecology.