Bowser's door is pretty generous allowing you two mistakes then a combat trial to pass. In classical mythology the door would give you one try for a riddle you're not meant to answer.
@@afj810 true but as an anti-piracy screen? ik its a break from the same old "it is a serious crime to blah blah blah" format but it kinda feels off, maybe it could work tho
The Big Brain Academy, Brain Training and Sight Training just STUNG me with nostalgia! And those three (not counting the Devilish Brain Training because I DON'T have that) are FAR from the only games I have for my DS and 3DS.
@@bagelgeese_real Amoeba is better, as at least a stegosaurus can walk around, eat with teeth, and be able to reproduce sexually while an amoeba can only do basic movements, engulf their prey, and dies to reproduce. Finally, amoebas are way smaller than peanuts, so their brains must be even smaller.
Paper Mario games kinda mocks the fact you have to learn in a action based RPG game by letting you pass if you are skilled enough. You even get rewarded even more than getting the quizzes correct because you get to walk away with bonus xp...
On my last playthrough of Paper Mario 64, I actually failed the quiz on purpose so I could beat the Anti Guy unit for extra Star Points (and a level up) before moving on to fight Bowser.
Flexing your DS drawing skills with the fish and the heart. Aww, the message after u finish the test was cute. Makes me wanna play this game fr, it was heartwarming.
11:40 That sound effect right there. I was playing In plain sight 2 on roblox and I didn't know that sound was originally from Paper Mario: The thousand year door.
18:06. He's really nice for a guy who quizzes you on "Devilish calculations". I was expecting him to turn into the unholy love child of Mr. Resetti and a PG-13 version of Gordon Ramsay.
After finding out about the _Thousand-Year Door_ ones, I would intentionally fail the quizzes just to Tattle Log the Clefts and X-Yux early and get early EXP.
There's also a Quiz in Mario e Luigi Bowser Inside the Story, And if you Fail just once, You need to fight some Enemies, But is Short and the Enemies are Pretty Weak.
Those brain training games are actually nice to you even if you get the lowest score, unlike Mind Quiz: Your Brain Coach by Ubisoft, which had to be recalled at one point, as it calls people with the lowest score a Super "insert VERY offensive word starting with Sp & ending with tic". Possibly the most awful thing to ever be called by a game for having a low IQ score; it was absolutely offensive. The punishments here are tame in comparison.
A lot of things get in trouble for that word, don't they? Even Mario Party used it without thinking once... But that's the kind of disconnect that happens when a language is split in two by the Atlantic Ocean, I guess: very mild connotations in the USA, very _dire_ connotations in the rest of the English-speaking world.
I love the sheer variety of quality games Nintendo has released. You get first person shooters, platformers, racing games, sports and fitness games, and… these.
Theres also a sphynx in Wario master of disguise in the museum level who will not ever let you pass unless you answer its questions correctly, and i think a power outlet too, that game really doesnt want you to skip learning.
Correct me if I’m wrong But in that second battle in The Thousand Year Door weren’t you missing a Special Move? Shouldn’t you already have 6 Crystal Stars by this point in the game? Did you sequence break into chapter 7 and skip chapter 6 in the process? 😅
The sixth Crystal Star's Special Move, Showstopper, is not visible because the menu interface made only six options visible at a time. At the bottom of the Special Moves menu, notice that there is a bouncing orange arrow pointing downward that indicates that there are further options.
Ok yeah you’re right, I missed that. The thing is there actually is glitch that allows you to get early access to the shortcut to chapter seven and skip some earlier chapters. So my Brain just tried to put two and two together but completely missed that arrow in the process 😅
Games: Big Brain Academy (2008 - Nintendo DS) Brain Age (2007 - Nintendo DS) Paper Mario (2000 - Nintendo 64) Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004 - Nintendo Gamecube/2024 - Nintendo Switch) Brain Age (2013 - Nintendo 3DS) Sight Training (2007 - Nintendo DS)
Honestly now any playthrough I do of Paper Mario 64 I go out of my way to get all the questions wrong because the 3 Anti Guy fight is probably the hardest fight in the game and I love a good challenge, and honestly this game is pretty easy, I do appreciate the optional challenging fights tho, like the 3 Anti Guy fight in this video
Seeing how you needed to deal about 150 combined dmg in PM gaining naught when I always dunked those questions in PMTTYD on purpose just to get an easy 25-30%, I feel majorly insulted by 1000-Y-D The smell of challenge... its a fleeting waft of a fart
11:25 I actually recommend new players to have an extra pow block and purposefully lose the game Because one you gotta use goombelas tattletale ability on the Clefts and two get extra star points It’s actually rewarding to lose this game Because if you won you get nothing
Para trabajar para ir a la escuela secundaria tienes que hacer entrenar los ejercicios para que el cerebro cumpla 20 pero si no hagas los ejercicios te puedes sacar una mala nota
Well, an A- still gives a 3.7 GPA and can pass your classes, look on the bright side, also, at least your average GPA is 3.925. Don't stress out on small GPA changes, as stress can cause those changes to become larger.
@Thomas14717 And that is why most kids being raised by gradethirsty Asian parents always flunk out of college, as they were so stressed by their parents pressuring them to be perfect, which causes them suffer from insanity, as described from The Yellow Wallpaper, where the protagonist's husband, who is a doctor, PERFECTLY represents stereotypical Asian parents: they not only are so gradethirsty, but also they demand ABSOLUTE perfection from their children: they expect their children to take every single AP / dual enrollment course in high school, take summer courses for classes that aren't offered in school, and take evening and weekend courses to keep their children busy from dawn to dusk -- and then ace all exams at the end. They overload their children with extracurricular activities and sports and expect their children to be star athletes and artists, winning golden trophies, medals, and certificates while maintaining their academics. They never give children gifts or take their children on vacation during the holidays. They don't give children an allowance and force them to get jobs if they really want to spend money. They forbid their children to make friends with others and state that friends are "peer pressuring them to do things that are morally wrong", so even when the friends invite their children to hang out with each other, even during the weekends for an hour, they slam the door in the friends' faces. The only time they let their children leave the house is when they are supervising them, even if it is just for taking daily walks, no matter how concerned the friends will laugh at them calling them "Momma's Boy". Every single time the children fall millimeters short of the stars, (even from things they couldn't control, such as Restricted Early Actions to Harvard with full-ride scholarships, as a matter of fact, Ivy league schools cost a lot of money, and they force the children to either get the full ride or take out student loans; they will NOT pay their children's college tuition) they abuse them. All of these leave permanent scars in their children's hearts, and eventually, when they go to college, that sudden influx of freedom will instantly cause them to party. They will drink alcohol and smoke weed in fraternities (which is why fraternities have a bad reputation), and eventually, their grades will slip; they can't keep up with their extracurriculars; and they might as well get caught by the police and get sent to jail. The partying and drinking are all caused by insanity, where the parties provide a way to escape the insanity, which is why, to all parents, setting strict academic / EC requirements and barring children from social life DON'T make their children more successful in life; instead, it only temporarily provides a false hope that the children are rising to the stars -- only for them to crash and burn when they come of age. The best way to raise a child is to allow them to follow their dreams. As long as you keep following your dreams, success will eventually come. Most importantly, you will feel satisfied as you work toward your goals, so there will be minimum stress. As long as they aren't doing things that jeopardize their own safety, health, and/or well-being, such as drinking, smoking, or doing drugs, let them follow their dreams.
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Bowser's door is pretty generous allowing you two mistakes then a combat trial to pass. In classical mythology the door would give you one try for a riddle you're not meant to answer.
What an idiot! Durrrr!
People in mobile game ads be like:
Totally true
Fr
It's supposed to make you want to play it just to do it better than the noob in the ad, but in my case it's rather the opposite, I don't know why
So underrated
"It's like you've never taken care of a horse before."
" your brain age is 80. that's *very * poor. "
" I'm 100 "
" *checks notes * good job making it this far! "
19:51 "I'm not sure you realize what you're getting into here." *Proceeds to punch you*
Someone needs to make a creepypasta hack where it warns you about dementia and calls an ambulance.
Imagine if that was an anti-piracy screen LMFAO XD🤣🤣🤣
@@Ugh718 thta would legit make no sense tho
@karonzillaobv not right at the start; probably after the dog bone diagnostic test
@@afj810 true but as an anti-piracy screen? ik its a break from the same old "it is a serious crime to blah blah blah" format but it kinda feels off, maybe it could work tho
@karonzilla Nah it's like them wii fit hearth attack warnings, it's not anti piracy but they have the same method
2:06 Thats an insult to the people survived without well, anything.
Yeah imagine if a caveman saw this 😔
@@mega_micro
me caveman.
me offended.
@Puppyjuan_1970 we kill game
@mega_micro**Offended Unga Bunga**
@Puppyjuan_1970Me caveman too
This outrageous
We offended
Well, I guess for Dr. Kawashima it's great to have a brain 20 years younger 😂
20 year olds and younger people.
30 year olds: Wait so I should have the brain of a 10 year old?
I guess if you're 100, even dementia is commendable
@@name6953 people who are 20 or under:
The Big Brain Academy, Brain Training and Sight Training just STUNG me with nostalgia! And those three (not counting the Devilish Brain Training because I DON'T have that) are FAR from the only games I have for my DS and 3DS.
An F- brain is that of a caveman? I'm surprised at how nice they were, they could've gone with, I dunno.... a weasel. Or a mosquito.
Or an amoeba.
Or a Stegosaurus
@@bagelgeese_real Amoeba is better, as at least a stegosaurus can walk around, eat with teeth, and be able to reproduce sexually while an amoeba can only do basic movements, engulf their prey, and dies to reproduce. Finally, amoebas are way smaller than peanuts, so their brains must be even smaller.
@@bagelgeese_real Amoeba is better, as amoebas don't have brains, while dinos do.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Amoeba should be saved for like, people with an iq of 20
Can't believe you actually got DarkSydePhil and Arin Hanson to record footage of these games.
"i didn't do that! it's this stupid controller!"
"Bugged brain mechanics, dood!"
Missing the part where I get lost in Metroid Prime and roam around the map for 3 hours.
that's the best way to play it
Me, samus’s top guy, having played metroid prime like one gorillion times
Paper Mario games kinda mocks the fact you have to learn in a action based RPG game by letting you pass if you are skilled enough. You even get rewarded even more than getting the quizzes correct because you get to walk away with bonus xp...
On my last playthrough of Paper Mario 64, I actually failed the quiz on purpose so I could beat the Anti Guy unit for extra Star Points (and a level up) before moving on to fight Bowser.
the anti guy squad is a geniunely fun challenge at that point in the game, so i usually fail as its another final challwnge to try out with my badges
POV: If Nintendo did ads for their games on mobile games as well as their usual advertisement locations
Flexing your DS drawing skills with the fish and the heart.
Aww, the message after u finish the test was cute. Makes me wanna play this game fr, it was heartwarming.
11:40 That sound effect right there.
I was playing In plain sight 2 on roblox and I didn't know that sound was originally from Paper Mario: The thousand year door.
18:06. He's really nice for a guy who quizzes you on "Devilish calculations". I was expecting him to turn into the unholy love child of Mr. Resetti and a PG-13 version of Gordon Ramsay.
r/brandnewsentence
After finding out about the _Thousand-Year Door_ ones, I would intentionally fail the quizzes just to Tattle Log the Clefts and X-Yux early and get early EXP.
Ahahaha, mortal. My brain is 1,972 tons!
15:33 I love how you can answer with "defeat"
That's true
Game Journalist speedrun
It got me when he replied "not really" when the head asked him if devilish calculations was tough, right after getting every single thing incorrect
2:08 That's an insult to cavemen.
Game;(slaps you with F) FAILURE
There's also a Quiz in Mario e Luigi Bowser Inside the Story, And if you Fail just once, You need to fight some Enemies, But is Short and the Enemies are Pretty Weak.
Tenderlings? Those are pretty weak, and by then you've had time to get their attack patterns
Just like the pop quiz from thousand year door
It’s actually rewarding to lose the game quiz
7:21 I always liked that little Shy Guy "dance".😄
It reminds me to the luigi ones from the m&l games
0 grams.. and he says “work on it” like how would one work on something that never existed 😂
7:02 this is the worst possible thing that could come out of those doors.
3 of them too.
Those brain training games are actually nice to you even if you get the lowest score, unlike Mind Quiz: Your Brain Coach by Ubisoft, which had to be recalled at one point, as it calls people with the lowest score a Super "insert VERY offensive word starting with Sp & ending with tic".
Possibly the most awful thing to ever be called by a game for having a low IQ score; it was absolutely offensive.
The punishments here are tame in comparison.
A lot of things get in trouble for that word, don't they? Even Mario Party used it without thinking once... But that's the kind of disconnect that happens when a language is split in two by the Atlantic Ocean, I guess: very mild connotations in the USA, very _dire_ connotations in the rest of the English-speaking world.
@@LendriMujina Wait, is that username a Watership Down reference?
@@amandamakin1542 Yep. One of my favorite books. You're actually the first person to notice without me pointing it out.
Is it "spastic"?
Specialtic?
man those free exp on the paper mario tho
Caveman are actually smart.. The right answer shoulda been a starfish
Or an amoeba.
This is insulting 😂
I love the sheer variety of quality games Nintendo has released. You get first person shooters, platformers, racing games, sports and fitness games, and… these.
1:08 “my brain weight is 1.972 grams that’s above average”
*average: 1400 grams*
pretty sure that's a comma, not a decimal point
so it's 1 972 not 1.972
@@Zetri42 That's because in the metric system, the decimal point is a comma, and the thousands' place is a period.
Nintendo: Brain puzzles, but you're the protagonist in a mobile ad.
good god man you did NOT sugarcoat that second paper mario fight
Today just isn’t your day Mr. Wron…. I mean Mario
the nostalgia is hitting hard with this one
You became game journalist
Bro, the caveman were actually pretty smart. This "1,972 grams" brain of yours is starting to dissolve.
The cavemen who weren't smart didn't last long.
I can't believe you used a Spongebob meme for the thumbnail
Theres also a sphynx in Wario master of disguise in the museum level who will not ever let you pass unless you answer its questions correctly, and i think a power outlet too, that game really doesnt want you to skip learning.
I swear the sound the doors in the quiz make when they close is so damn familiar, I swear I heard them before in a toby fox game
Imagine a vine boom plays after you get terrible results
Finally a demonstration on how I play these games
Ain’t now way your birthday is 03/28! That’s my birthday!
Correct me if I’m wrong
But in that second battle in The Thousand Year Door weren’t you missing a Special Move? Shouldn’t you already have 6 Crystal Stars by this point in the game? Did you sequence break into chapter 7 and skip chapter 6 in the process? 😅
The sixth Crystal Star's Special Move, Showstopper, is not visible because the menu interface made only six options visible at a time. At the bottom of the Special Moves menu, notice that there is a bouncing orange arrow pointing downward that indicates that there are further options.
Ok yeah you’re right, I missed that. The thing is there actually is glitch that allows you to get early access to the shortcut to chapter seven and skip some earlier chapters. So my Brain just tried to put two and two together but completely missed that arrow in the process 😅
Big Brain Academy: you're bagel brain
Still smarter then every pokemon anime character
No. Still smarter than every Pokemon Cartoon Character.
Joseph Joestar: *"OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"*
Even snivy was more intelligent😂😂😂
ash in indigo league somehow beating a sandshrew (AJ's to be exact) with an electric type & electric move
Than* you have caveman brain confirmed !
The 3DS one has the most patience I’ve ever seen
Amazing, you beat my high score!
Games:
Big Brain Academy (2008 - Nintendo DS)
Brain Age (2007 - Nintendo DS)
Paper Mario (2000 - Nintendo 64)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004 - Nintendo Gamecube/2024 - Nintendo Switch)
Brain Age (2013 - Nintendo 3DS)
Sight Training (2007 - Nintendo DS)
Honestly now any playthrough I do of Paper Mario 64 I go out of my way to get all the questions wrong because the 3 Anti Guy fight is probably the hardest fight in the game and I love a good challenge, and honestly this game is pretty easy, I do appreciate the optional challenging fights tho, like the 3 Anti Guy fight in this video
Me when brain age 80: 💀
i see you everywhere now
I like how games used to really punish you for getting something wrong instead of babying you
not everyone needs a trophy
Dear Nintendo,
People hate math.
People like Mario.
Understand?
Good.
I love math! Once you get it it's easy!
@@Nicl-As-05
I used to love math
Then i took an arrow to a knee
@@CACUSA What xD?
@@Nicl-As-05 skyrim reference
@@StrobaCat I see...
The SMG4 Mario should react to this video one day 😂
3:30 I like how you put Patrick as your name, is that a SpongeBob reference?
I love it when you draw 🐟
You forgot big brain academy on the Wii, that’s the worst one
I was recommended this mad early
Can you do another Smash Bros video by doing origins of all Smash Bros Music?
I didn't know dr. Kawashima had a voice actor
Seeing how you needed to deal about 150 combined dmg in PM gaining naught when I always dunked those questions in PMTTYD on purpose just to get an easy 25-30%, I feel majorly insulted by 1000-Y-D
The smell of challenge... its a fleeting waft of a fart
1:32 hey that's my brain size!
finally i feel represented
Very generous "65% or less"
When your junglers ganked your ADC that is 0/10 for the 1 millionth time:
1:19
him saying "It is pretty big" out of nowhere killed me
11:25 I actually recommend new players to have an extra pow block and purposefully lose the game
Because one you gotta use goombelas tattletale ability on the Clefts and two get extra star points
It’s actually rewarding to lose this game
Because if you won you get nothing
Wouldn't something like 1 or 2 be the worst possible brain age and like 40 or 45 be the best with 80 being somewhere between them?
0:31 okay but like, what’s the correct solution? I have no clue what this puzzle wants them to do 😭
Edit: Nvm figured it out.
Oh HowI Miss Playing Flash Focus.
IQ lower = paralympic games
IQ highest = exclusion from the paralympic route 😭 (something unfair)
i fail quizes on purpose in paper mario games for easy exp
Big Brain Academy: You have the brain results of..... .a caveman.
Geico Caveman: What? _Not cool!_
Para trabajar para ir a la escuela secundaria tienes que hacer entrenar los ejercicios para que el cerebro cumpla 20 pero si no hagas los ejercicios te puedes sacar una mala nota
11:28 Oh lol "Ladies and germs" 💀
A+
A+
A+
A-!?
A- IS NOT A
IT'S BASICALLY *FAILURE!*
Well, an A- still gives a 3.7 GPA and can pass your classes, look on the bright side, also, at least your average GPA is 3.925. Don't stress out on small GPA changes, as stress can cause those changes to become larger.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
Asian Parents:
I’ll ignore that.
@Thomas14717 And that is why most kids being raised by gradethirsty Asian parents always flunk out of college, as they were so stressed by their parents pressuring them to be perfect, which causes them suffer from insanity, as described from The Yellow Wallpaper, where the protagonist's husband, who is a doctor, PERFECTLY represents stereotypical Asian parents: they not only are so gradethirsty, but also they demand ABSOLUTE perfection from their children: they expect their children to take every single AP / dual enrollment course in high school, take summer courses for classes that aren't offered in school, and take evening and weekend courses to keep their children busy from dawn to dusk -- and then ace all exams at the end. They overload their children with extracurricular activities and sports and expect their children to be star athletes and artists, winning golden trophies, medals, and certificates while maintaining their academics. They never give children gifts or take their children on vacation during the holidays. They don't give children an allowance and force them to get jobs if they really want to spend money. They forbid their children to make friends with others and state that friends are "peer pressuring them to do things that are morally wrong", so even when the friends invite their children to hang out with each other, even during the weekends for an hour, they slam the door in the friends' faces. The only time they let their children leave the house is when they are supervising them, even if it is just for taking daily walks, no matter how concerned the friends will laugh at them calling them "Momma's Boy". Every single time the children fall millimeters short of the stars, (even from things they couldn't control, such as Restricted Early Actions to Harvard with full-ride scholarships, as a matter of fact, Ivy league schools cost a lot of money, and they force the children to either get the full ride or take out student loans; they will NOT pay their children's college tuition) they abuse them. All of these leave permanent scars in their children's hearts, and eventually, when they go to college, that sudden influx of freedom will instantly cause them to party. They will drink alcohol and smoke weed in fraternities (which is why fraternities have a bad reputation), and eventually, their grades will slip; they can't keep up with their extracurriculars; and they might as well get caught by the police and get sent to jail. The partying and drinking are all caused by insanity, where the parties provide a way to escape the insanity, which is why, to all parents, setting strict academic / EC requirements and barring children from social life DON'T make their children more successful in life; instead, it only temporarily provides a false hope that the children are rising to the stars -- only for them to crash and burn when they come of age. The best way to raise a child is to allow them to follow their dreams. As long as you keep following your dreams, success will eventually come. Most importantly, you will feel satisfied as you work toward your goals, so there will be minimum stress. As long as they aren't doing things that jeopardize their own safety, health, and/or well-being, such as drinking, smoking, or doing drugs, let them follow their dreams.
2:55 If you were two seconds late then it would be at four minutes and twenty seconds.
16:02 This time it didn't have the miniboss music.🤔🎶
who tf leaked my gameplays
"What happens when you have the lowest posible IQ in Nintendo Games"?
You fall off the pit in world 1-1
Yo a proposito fallaba el quizz de la puerta de paper mario 64 por que los 3 antyguy te dan experiencia por encima del nivel maximo
15:18 Was he speaking directly to the player there?😅
Bro really predicted that word nerd and called it "junior nerd"🤓🤓
I miss old Nintendo.
Umm… did anyone notice that the video is apparently in reverse, or is my tablet trippin
Oh God 3 anti guys 😮😮😮
DSP much?
He'd say it's glitched
There was an american ds game where it called you the S word if you do badly
What's the name of the game
@Its_Zer0here mind quiz: your brain coach
Was adding Patrick Star in the thumbnail really necessary?
I mean, he's the biggest moron in the entire show!
He even took out his own brain out of his head once! XD
Yes
I mean, Patrick is the biggest moron in the entire series! XD
Yes, Yes it was.
J mean, Patrick is the biggest
Mo
ron
in Bikini Bottom . . . XD
Nobody:
Dads in mobile game ads:
FAILURE
Mobile game ads be like
"Your brain age is: Joe Biden"
IT'S JOEVER...
*_I HEAR MATH THAT BAD_*
❌️❌️❌️
Game is sending you to Jesus.
I feel like some of the combat could have been edited out to focus on the list.
3:12 your brain age is joe Biden
i actually got the worst brain age am i stupid
1. You purposely failed?
2. You’re actually not smart at all? Try harder! Be hardworking and go for tuition classes!
You should have called this video "What Happens when Joe Biden Plays Nintendo Games".
What happens when Trump tries to pass dementia test.