If I Laugh, I Drink
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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today if I laughed I took a drink. It was hard to stomach quite literally.
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Deku saying: "You're making me angry" is crazy.
Edit: I need to get a lobotomy
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Crazy asf
you're
@@p-__only respectably RUclips bot
@@ktftp naurrrrrr
“Mm! Alcoholism!” ahh video 😭
Cheers I’ll drink to that
For real 💀💀
Mhm
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ you're the only bot I respect
"Men kissing is objectively funny"
-Kwite
i don’t find gay men kissing funny but i do find straight men kissing funny
Sometimes I wish I could be a guy so I can make gay jokes, and by sometimes I mean alot
@@Jamlord2061how can you tell the difference tho
@@kaylagreenway7782I’m sorry but your comment lowkey makes it sound like only men can be gay and it’s killing me omg 😭🤚
@@KingOfGaymes wait wat-
rest in peace sober kwite
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ my common sense is better than your common sense
@@Normalizer.unfortunately common sense isn’t very common
@@peachesandapricots5010uncommon sense
@@beccamansfield4549rare sense
alcoholism
We love it here
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME
😍😍😍
alcoholism
"So I'm in the My Hero Academia fandom"
I'm so sorry for your loss
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get well soon
He’s really like „whoopsie I just laughed at my own joke, guess gotta drink now oh no“
TBH he would
Well, to be fair, most of the videos shown to him are barely even humorous.
That bible quote with Leviticus is so funny I knew immediately what quote that was. That was so underrated.
Context for anyone - its "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable".
catch me doing what is detestable with the boys on a tuesday night
I LOVE HOMOPHOBIA RAHH!! (obviously a joke ily gays
That wizard got sturdy
Yep
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Song?
@@nevergiveu.up101biachh - tutnstn66 d1s6ix
@@nevergiveu.up101 biachh - tutnstn66 d1s6ix
6:17 NOOO THATS ME KWITE IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭
Lmfao, you're famous on insta, tik tok ans now RUclips!
😭😂🗿
You gave me memories of the “semalawhtooyounewlewh” back and I’ve been looking at the meme repeatedly, I haven’t done that since 2022
"life comes at you fast" in response to the flying fish got me
1:39 BUGBO SPOTTED BUGBO SPOTTED
I FUCKING LOVE BUGBO IT MAKES ME WANNA MERGE LANES WITHOUT LOOKING ‼️‼️‼️‼️
The video has 0 views, 102 likes and was posted 47 seconds ago at 5:19:13 PM on June 10th, 2024.
0 views in 47 seconds? Lowkey fell off
0 views, 102 likes.
makes sense.
Asked
Who
@@elainad6728 deez nuts
Team: new plan to get him next time, Long ass streaks of „I’m on that good Kush and Alkohol“ ( if it happens long enough it will work)
I love alcholism
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ NO MORE
@@p-__go home
I love alcholism
@@Crinlask who doesn't
The towel rack in British toilets is also a radiator, it helps dry our towels faster
4:55
"YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES!! AND YOU WANT ME TO REWARD HERESY!? 😡"
"I said thirty secooonnnds 😢"
0:56 the genuine shock in kwite’s eyes
“I wish this beer would stop telling me to laugh” ah video.
1:37 OMG BUGBO MENTION!! Bugbo is so funny actually you should definitely watch it Kwite, that clip is funnier in context but there are way funnier bits in there😁
2:35 The jar is the wrong way up 🫤
9:06 can’t believe my stupid fucking tiktok got in a kwite video and unfortunately yeah that’s a british bathroom
you got ikea alien?
I love how when he laughs the “F**K” has so much emotion
0:54 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
6:57 as someone named benson, i am pissed
@@ranting2daMAX …
@@SpiderWithTime deleted my comment cuz I’m dumb and dehydrated, it said something about Regular Show. Putting this so OP doesn’t look insane replying ellipsis to no one.
Do you happen to dislike raccoons and blue jays
7:25 I found the KrabsxNixon fanfiction (not game): "The Crab and the Nixon" from 2015 on AO3.
Lets be honest her Kwite, this is just an excuse to drink excessively and be like „ no guys I’m not an Alcoholic it’s all just for the content“
i was going through kwite withdrawal. this came at the perfect time
I'm the goober that submitted the clip at 9:54 I literally had that on my phone for YEARS. I don't even know where I got it tbh.
SAPEGHITTO
HOW TF DID I SAY SAPEGHITTO I MEANT SPAGHETTI
Alchoholism
Matpat kwite and spingtrap polyamory
Polyamory🤑
i love that kwite is even less normal about springtrap than i am about kaiman dorohedoro
Kwite loses his edging streak at 3:10
That creeper went insane so much that it tried to crash the game.
kwite:
When their parents aren't looking, I flash them.
11:01 MY SISTER WILDIN🗣🗣🔥🔥‼‼💯
Ah I’d recognize that “You come back here. Daddy is not done speaking” ass photo anywhere
4:41
They're arapaima. Huge fish.
4:32 made me burst out laughing cause just after he said "All I can think of is" my head phones told me it was low on battery, as a result what i heard was "All I can think of is LOW BATTERY"
The British towel holder is like a radiator so your towels dry quicker and are warm
Except we can’t afford the gas for heating
most sober kwite stream
5:30 Bro 🙁
Ikr why would he say that
@@RedCat8252is didnt say the n word
I haven't sleep all day this will be fun
11:14 Bro was so powerful my connection was suddenly terrible and everything stopped loading 😭
I feel obligated to watch every single one if Kwite's videos.
2:15 That's what she said
11:20
*I HEAR A TMC REFERENCE-*
Alcoholism core 💀
bald kurapika was a 2029 throwback
kwite should to a try not to laugh watching purely jennmelon
watching this while drinking on my own
2:23 when zeke_king1111 said mom found the toast cabinet, that reminded me of the piss drawer meme
That's just the average kwite stream
9:20 that's a radiator not a towel rack, it's just more convenient to dry things on and heat towels than normal radiators.
The RUclips Gods have blessed me. I have found the video incredibly early.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
kwite everytime you upload its like opening a pandora box in a king court
IVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO LIKE 30 TIMES HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THE BUGBO CLIP IS MY BRAIN SHAPED LIKE A SHROOM IM FLABBERGASTED
1:35 I LOVE BUGBO
Im suing kwite for making me lost a whole mouthfull of soda at 11:15
1:53 HOLY SHIT THATS MINE
I respect the fact that you don’t go “oh it wasn’t a real laugh so i wont do it”
1:37 its the funni bug man show
6:44 WHAT THE BLUD IS THAT?
6:53 me too brother\sister
1:57 my spirit animal
5:31 hello? what did kwite say
Yassified Nixon is actually insane.
1:35 that clip actually literally didn’t change lmao
9:54 I used to laugh my ass off at this video
Kwites therapist better not be watching this video
6:57 god i love this song.
1:34 BUGBO MENTIONED
He laughed before I did.
Hyper fixation was in the thumbnail, how dare you force my hand like this
3:30 all i can think of is that one tiktok where half of it is just "TWO JUICY JUICES IN NY FRIDGE"😭
WTH LOL 0:38
Wow, I must be joyless. I cracked two smiles and had one nose exhale, that's it.
7:04 BISEKSSSS
kwite mommy says no more drinking she doesn’t like it when you hit her with the beer bottles :(
kwite watching bugbo 2024
No views in 12 Seconds, Kwites fall from grace is imminent
2:07 now why did I think for just a second that she said 'bird toes' instead 💀💀💀💀
He broke the edging streak
Self-Note: *_SEVERE MISOPHONIC TRIGGERS, LISTED_*
0:55 ----- 1:14
PLEASE continue this series! I beg you bruh
Bread eater kicked my ass with that deku image and now I'm snorstin' away
1:34 BUGBO JUMPSCARE
“POV you can’t yiff with us” covered that last video
Not him shouting out a whole month 😭
BUGBO SPOTTED
By the way, I was the guy who submitted the candy corn video
bro is edging his laughter
8:31 truma from cat shitter
here
Ain't no way bro's first laugh was on a Family Guy meme 💀
Me: If I breath, I drink, YAY!
8:12 this video is now deutsches Staatseigentum
For those who want a translation
The video basically translates to:
Comment: why not use a lid?
Video: way better 👍
Genius idea, thank you 🙏
I know everyone has the loud voice when they get angry i still cant get past without thinking someones going to yell at me
This TNTL challenge would kill me Like I love laughing like?!
I sell buzzballs at my work and this has been an advertisement for it
i think its Stewie flailing to the singin that got me