Your Tik Toks are Concerning
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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today i looked at even more of your weird god awful unhinged deranged demented tik toks man what am i doing
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Love when the president degrades me over my taste in media consumption.
My farts are better than Kwote's farts.
@@p-__ Prove it.
Jeez keep your kinks to yourself
@@plagueman049 NAH 💀💀💀
@@boi5738 Only way to get one up on them
The change from the kitty to YOUR MAJESTY 🇬🇧🇬🇧👸🏻👸🏻🗣️🗣️THERE’S A SECOND BUS COMING🗣️🗣️🗣️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🚌🚌🚌💥💥💥💥
DAVE TURN ON THE TELLY THEY HIT THE FUCKING PALACE🇬🇧💂♂️💂♂️💂♂️
PUT YOUR FUCKING FISH AND CHIPS DOWN AND LISTEN 🇬🇧 💷 👸👸👸🗣🗣💂♂️💂♀️💂💂💂♀️💂♂️
THEY HIT THE PALACE DAVE 🏰🏰💂♀️🇬🇧
Fun fact for MHA fans! Bakugou's birthday is 4/20. I think Kwite's comment is fitting
The joke is make sense to me now
I share the same birthday with bakugo? I dont know how to feel about that
@@Standardmooseyour birthday is 4/20???
@@Standardmooseyou also share a birthday with hitler so bakugou is the least of your worries
@@Standardmoose hows it going WEED boy
PSA: If you have a gap between your oven and the counter then you can purchase "Silicon Stove Gap Covers" you can buy them online or in store in the kitchen isle. There $4-18 depending on how long you need it to be or if you need a single or a pack of them
or, just put like idk, a log or anything that covers it :/
thank you anamonoke
@@cross_sans1395 bro is a lumberjack
HELP I SAW THE ONE ON THE THUMBNAIL AND I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED IT LOUDLY ON SPEAKER WHILE IN THE STORE😭
Edit: Thank u guys for all the likes lmao 😂
As someone working in a plaid who watched this on shift YOU USE HEADPHONES FOR VIDEOS AND THE SPEAKERS FOR MUSIC YOU FOOL YOUVE DOOMED US ALL
@@thewholesomecultist6702EVERYONE gets FIRED because of this ONE PERSON
@@thewholesomecultist6702I WOULD HAVE PUT I WAS IN A RESTAURANT AND I TRIED TO TURN IT UP A LITTLE TO HEAR BUT IT TURNED AT MAX VOLUME 😭
169 like MWAHAHA
WHO DOES THAT
ah yes, more man made horrors within my comprehension
13:06 the amount of languages that have colloquially adopted English swears is kind of wild I hear native Spanish, German, Dutch, Russian, and more speakers throw around English swears all the time lmao
(Native speaker here) I love how Russian even adopts English swearwords into its own morphological system. Зафакапить (zafakapit') is quite common in business speak and acts just like any other verb grammatically. It's a combination of 'fuck up' and a Russian prefix.
"Dad, my dog just died"
"Get me a beer, will ya?"
kwite js singing “not like us” is funny as f
he hit every note 😭😭😭
the immediate silver the hedgehog slander fills me with the typical unbridled rage i feel whenever i watch kwite
love the video keep it up green hoodie guy please don't spontaneously combust
I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it… and by “it” I mean my peanits
Shame
kwite fans should actual just make a tumblr account theyd be right at home there. no joke
saying that cause thats a tumblr post that i dont think has spread elsewhere a whole bunch. like this is a tumblrpilled tumblrcel joke on god. embrace it
jema
just started watching this guy why does everyone say this weird sexual crap lol is this some ongoing joke or something youtubers do have those lmao.
10:51
"The way how your face disintegrates into chalk‼️"
W Tally Hall reference
"You have a wondeful wife, you have a powerful job‼"
@@arachnidkitty”She criticizes me for being egocentric‼️⁉️”
Tally Hall jumpscare
@@MentallyILL5 “Your practice your mannerisms into the wall‼️‼️”
My favourite activity. Losing my sanity with Kwite.
Kwote 🤓👆
“I can’t burp ✨🧚🏻period🧚🏻✨” Kwite is such a fem queen 💅 3:49
I didn't even notice how he said it so girlypop until I read this😭
3:45 HE SOUNDS LIKE A WALRUS 😭😭😭
5:22 Dude, that was the most primal, guttural yell I've ever heard. A genuine reaction of horror and disgust.
Magnificent.
9:00 not the Kendrick ai Laufey cover bro leave Laufey out of this😭😭😭
kwite never fails to ██████████
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8:09 YAKUZA MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🗣 LIKE A WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️
The fact that Kwite is willing to make his brain cells slowly deteriorate to these videos for content purposes astounds me. What a legend.
1:23 you've heard of the june beetle, but THIS is the goon beetle 💀
I like how that clip plays right after the bidet clip
7:02 "Thanks for the sub mommy"
2:26 THE PHARAOHS CURSE !! THE PHARAOHS TOMB !!
3:21 i literally spat out my water at the replay
What is the little goobers name
@@Toastertheprotogen2 idek I just love it
@@Toastertheprotogen2 its the pillsbury doughboy
6:42 I AM GENUINELY TRYING TO FIND THIS MEME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SEARCH FOR PLEASE HELP
Leaving this here in case someone does know where it is
@@yourmincemeat5233It dates back to at least 2016 according to Tineye. It's almost certainly from a RUclips Poop.
Here's vid ID. (You know what to do)
dGNvWf2xwQ0
Why are Bidets not the norm for toilets? Paper can't do shit by itself (literally) and having to fill a watering can and use it each time is so tedious. I feel like not enough people are concerned with toilet reforms, which in my opinion, may make life better and prevent wars and human-caused suffering
yeah and using a vacuum makes ur butt hurt so it doesnt work either
MY LEGS ARE IN SOOO MUCH PAINNNNN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fun fact, at 5:11 the song after they eat the wasp with the goofy ah sounding instrument is called Whamola by Les Claypool and is played with an instrument of the same name
Kwite, i cannot describe how happy I was when you came back. You have truly helped me through hard times.
That being said, you are bald
2:35 was filmed on my school 💀
1:56 one time i dropped a tyler the creator album behind my 4 foot tall cabinet.
(dw i got it back but oh my god)
1:38 funny, cus im ripping my bong rn 😎
7:28 I love these stupid guys, hate that kwite didn't show the dude who left came back with a big baking sheet
Kwite protecting Tails is kinda wholesome in a…Kwite way.
In a kwite way.
@@soaringspirits2267it's Kwite wholesome!
@@TheEggOfRandomIdeas Got a little chuckle. 👍
11:45 "SPONGEBOB WOULD NEVER SAY THAT" - bill jensen
12:24 green dude is speaking simish
10:52 I fr thought he was gonna say “I hate the way that you walk, I hate the way that you talk, I hate the way your face disintegrates into chalk”
7:22 that plushtrap
3:13 me watching this for the first time
"GIRL IK YOU FLOATING RN BUT"._.. "I want a 5 gallon size bucket a sprinkles- Im a fat muthafuker" I wanted more- omg
"I be watching graylock" Famous last words before PTSD
12:07 why does he look like a side character in Invincible
watching this guy is like watching tiktok’s along side one of my brothers… that is the chaos i get from this.
I haven't eaten all day but it can wait KWITE COMES FIRST
GO EAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you eat yet !!?
kwite save us... save us kwite...
1:49 holy shit an argentinian tiktok on a kwote video? i feel representated
wtfff yo tambien soy de argentina
@@fIeshwater QUÉ RE CARAJO ES UNA MILLAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🇦🇷🇦🇷
5:10 SOUTPKARK REFRENCE SOUTHG PARK REFEREFNCE ?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!the fog
I have to shit
I successfully shited
12:45 what Scottish and Gaelic sound like to British.
Kwite is the reason “I’m on that good kush and alcohol” has become a stim for me as well
7:08 thank you for zooming in so I can’t see what he’s talking about, really appreciate it
Somehow, this was actually one of the most tame tiktok compilations on this channel, Lmao
10:50 kwote just dropped the ruler of everything remix
1:13 HELP SHE IS SEEING JESUS HELPPP
10:27 he just said the word
I CANT TELL IF HE ACTUALLY DID OR IF IT WAS THE ACCENT HE USED
@@nickih1267he did
@@Otter_129no he didn’t, he said “I’m on that good kush” but the voice he used made it sound like he said the n word
1:20 I'm pretty sure that's not a bidet, but a japanese toilet (which has intimate cleaning options). The two are entirely different.
w h a t .
Watching the waspmunchingwoman hurts my sore throat.
kwite always fills up my stomach with his hot, gooey, salty content🥰
5:22 FLAPJACK SCREAAMM
kwite you’ll never see this but id like to apologize to the universe for engaging in making fun of you for liking MHA because im fully hyperfixated on it now and i cant think about it too hard without flapping my hands
You will never be forgiven
@@rebeccaoertell6941 DAMNIT
@_geno_ let the council decides *MODS*
AUTISM
Autism.
6:00 ONE LAST SCORE
Watching this while playing Minecraft is so chill
Kwite is one sexy group of pigeons in a green hoodie
More torture
My farts are better than Kwote's farts.
I love watching kwite because they make me feel normal
PUT THIS MAN IN OFFICE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bakugou is a mess because his freaky ass anger issues filled mother raised him that way
My ear started itching when I started this video. Thanks Kwitten.
2:06 Herald!
It's impossible to eat while watching this
_I immediately recognized RIght Here, RIght Now at __6:43__ so that video was less disturbing for me than I might've been._
11:41 made my hot chocolate come out my nose 😭
*cutely watches your videos while waiting to be sent to a mental rehab*
4:20 Marty Armstrong refrences
My grandad had a bidet, which really isn't normal in Norway. Anyway, I always get thirsty after going to the toilet and don't you know, he had a sink in the perfect height.
3:31 Bro looks like Linguini from Ratatouille 😭
I'M ON THAT GOOD KUSH sent me to the freaking moon I was not prepared
2:38 HELPPPP
Kacchan just needs a bit of a large blunt that he can puff puff pass with Deku so that he just forgets that he hates Deku.
Biden Blast? More like Biden Bust, amiright fellas?
yes you are right lad 🗣🗣
You're right, Kwite, I DO want to hang out so bad... and that's why your steam has been one of the first I've attended on Twitch in about two years! It was very enjoyable and fun, thank you :3
12:00 classic marathon cyborgs be like
Help I laughed to hard & now blood is everywhere
2:22 I GOT IN!!
I think kwite should live react to a glmm ("gacha life mini movie" for those with social lives) on stream.
Absolute dibotchery
My farts are better than Kwote's farts.
11:45 MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME THAT'S SO MUCH ME CODED
The fucking dr.pepper one I died bro! Kweef never fails
2:28 great job! Now you have the Pharohs curse!
6:59 I hope kwite gets to see the TikTok and him and matpat fighting over springtrap.
12:06 The Sims language
11:04 that is infact my favorite food
KWITE IM NOT EVEN JOKING ABT THIS, THE KID AT 3:31 GOES TO MY SCHOOL!!! HE GRADUATED THIS YEAR AND HIS NAME IS BRODIE WISE!! IM ACTUALLY NOT FCKING JOKING DUDE!! I GENUINELY FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAW HIM THAT'S AMAZING DUDE
we are honing in on his tastes
12:05 this guy is a sims character
Kwote for the first half: 🤠🤠🤠
2:05 is that Shia Labeouf 💀
Bidets are legitimately traumatic
watching this made me realize that my gf has the same mannerisms and vocal inflections as kwite. idk if this is good or bad
new gooning material
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