Watching your Disgusting Tik Toks
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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today i watched even more of your disgusting tik toks
stream my new song "cracker!": lnk.to/notsafe...
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I was doing the dishwasher, then turned this up and I got jumpscared by kwite laughing and I’m now crying on the floor
you uhm.. you were what?
@@cooperswan534 LMAO NO😭
dishwasher 9 months later: 🤰
hello we are the very nice dishwasher protection services, please open your door
YALL UNHINGED AF😭💀
Kwite with functional arms and hands is terrifying.
Soon enough he'll be able to have legs
Oh god, he'd be unstoppable!!
he's been showing his hands for years while gesticulating, and has prosthetic legs
The kwands are already too much man im terrified for the kwegs
When the feet? 📷
Oh we all know he doesn’t have those
nice to see he's at the point where he's already joking about the "for the record" video
He’s been joking about it for 8 months
Literally "my response" 2
@@A_Toasterwdym
kwite always looks SO close to snapping, like any second he'll sic springtrap on you
Sic springtrap on you is crazy
Mf gon send him like a pokemon
@@mysticproductions7675SPRINGTRAP!
I CHOOSE YOU!
@@_pachycephalosaurus_ kwite collects fursonas like pokemon real
Bakalao Laos ssnsnsm
Don't tempt me with a good time
I forgot he has a new model😭😭
(No hate btw! I like the new one it’s growing on me)
Jumpscare
@@1NT0_TH3_V01D AHH
@@1NT0_TH3_V01Dhar har har har har har har har har har
the hands jumpscared me
You forgor 💀
kwite is my favorite fictional character.
I wish he was real 😔
He's loveable, nonsensical, doesn't obey the laws of reality and definitely isn't real. Just like Superman. Or the state of California.
@@noratsuki42same with the french..
@@pixeIkei I'm glad the british ain't real tho
@@Blueberrythatisgreenso goddamn real
“Kwite getting gender envy from yaasified spring trap” was on my bingo card as a joke…
decide on a pfp already damn 😭
i lost at least 40 braincells trying to read this sentence
i love how his eyebrows clip into his skin
our eyebrows clip into our skin too
@@theclockman775ew i hate that
@@tlpbh.your bones are wet
damn really? I thought everyone had a eyebrow collection to change every moment.
Kwite watching anything will never not be entertaining
My disgusting story of the day: in my orchestra party there was a challenge where one of the kids could win a gift card if they ate a bowl of spaghetti with chocolate syrup, maple syrup, and marshamallows, and ate the whole thing. My friend Nathen entered it and bro was fr chowing down he went all in there with his hands and shit- 😭
It was so disgusting it looked like someone took a shit in the bowl. 💀
Edit: the person who came up with this event and donated the gift cards was a double bass player from the highest orchestra. I really think she wanted to watch the world burn.
I gagged after reading this. THAT IS FOUL 💀
ok but he did he win???? a man's gotta do what he's gotta do
I was eating bro
@@popsicIes he did all that and still lost cause a girl finished before him,
The girl looked like she was about to start weeping as well. Nathen just started chasing people around with his disgusting fingers lmfao 💀
i mean was is just regular ol spaghetti noodles? if so thats not that horrible
We need a model of Kwite in a springtrap hoodie.
Fr
And drop water on it
With bunny ears sewn on the hood,,,and stitches/embroidery to represent withering,,,
13:34
The original TikTok was supposed to be a cosplay of Bakugo getting taken over by the Sludge villain I think-
IT WAS SO FUNNY THO-
My therapist: 3D Kwite isn't real, he can't hurt you
3D Kwite:
I'd estimate that more as a 2.75D, as painful as that may be to physics nerds.
My therapist: Kel from Omori IRL isn't real, he can't hurt you
Kel IRL:
Kweef never fails to make me laugh
KWEEF ✋😭💀
NAW
KWEEF???
Why Kweef, you should've said Beef-
HUH?
The whistle audio elicits a trauma response from me
Why
@@nylonswordsmanthe whistle thing is meme going around on tiktok. The guy that shows up played Micheal in the fnaf movie I think
@@stirfailed oh, thanks
Like how kwite laughs so hard that his eyebrows start to disappear into his forehead
kwite's model reminds me of every single white boy in my classes
omg ive never seen an overlap between kwite and kenji
@@pop1923 Hi, nice to meet you, I'm also a fan of both :D
I'M CRYING WHY IS THE HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY RAP MUSIC THE INFINITE THEME FROM SONIC FORCES 😭😭
i love it when kwite fills my mouth and chokes me with his sweet, sticky and warm content
Any kwite video has these type of comments with a sus thing that he never fails to do...
meanwhile what flamingo never fails to do
You knew what you were doing😭
Vile 😭
woah calm down there pal 😃
FOUL
FlutterTrap at 16:15 is so cool lookin
JERMA CAN NOT BE CONTAINED
8:28 THE PERfECT POLIS PRONOUNCIATION ON THIS MAN.
POLSKA GUROM RAHHHH
flying hoodie canonically has hands.
Yea, he confirmed it after I asked
don’t smoke cigarettes or vape, both are nasty, I smoke weed
Plus it’s alll natural
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
I
I smoke battery acid
@@user-qe5wz6vg5x I really recommend meth
Don't smoke cigarettes or vape or weed those are all nasty, smoke crack
I haven’t seen a Kwite vid in a minute so to come back and be greeted with her new vtuber model then immediately have that followed by the gyatt Ohio rizz version of panic at the disco was oddly comforting
13:03 saying if springtrap slayed implies he doesnt already slay. I got 5 or so kids that would beg to differ.
2:14 what a glorious morning for squidward
Yoooo
hiii squidwardddd
Waterflame goes so damn hard
Waterflame works on even the most awful tiktoks
Kwite never fails to make me edge.
what
@@coralinahKwite never fails to make him edge.
@@thunderspark1536 what
@TheBrunc_55What?
Excuse me?
14:31 ITS THE TRUMPKIN!!!!
I needed a jump scare warning for the new model 😭😭
4:39 IS THAT COOPER FILMS?! 1!1!1!2!
I think you mean Marsha P. Johnson.
9:38 came up as soon as my little sister stoped talking about trolls 😭
I love how his eyebrows disappears when he laughs
15:15 those are called lobotomy memes where the most wierdest stuff happends
I hate the new hand addition, really fits Kwite's character for that reason
I'm so glad hes reviewing our unhinged tiktoks again, our humor has totally definitely changed over the past few months.
Alright whos gonna introduce him to skibidi toilet? I'm not- no I- I dont wanna do- no
Will have to happen
12:49 I’m friends with this guy and seeing him made my soul fly from my body oh my god.
12:56 I actually screamed at that. My dad woke up and thought something had happened lmao. It was so loud it echoed across the road. I’m 100% sure the only two neighbours we have up here heard it. Member is cursed to me, yes, but not that cursed, why did I scream so loud??? I make weird noises when I see it, but I don’t? Understand???
Wait what’s wrong with that word
So if I’m not wrong, member is often one of the many other terms such as.
Lemon, lollipop and fluff….
Member = uhm male pee pep stick.
16:05 Best clip EVER 😂
I genuinely love all the josh hutcherson edits because they keep getting mroe creative and i find it SO funny
12:00
JERMA GOT OUT
YIPPPEEE
CONGRATS ON BEING FIRST
Haven't watched the video yet but if the word "gyatt" appears i'm gonna riot
Edit: 🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥💥💥💥
how’s the riot
More like rot. Brain rot
Lmfao same
I was confused why the memes look familiar, and then I realized I watched the stream, and I have amnesia
WHEN I SAW FILM COOPER I STARTED COMBUSTING LMAO
11:44 Ponyjar moment
Just came back from a job interview that i think i fked up and this video instantly made me feel better thx kwite
Did you get the job?
@@ToomerInnit no
16:10 medic tf2
5:13 this legit got me rolling
I love how me and Kwite have the exact same sense of humor
7:33
bro parried that fish
*+PARRY*
@@zaydendelagarza2765 perfect
*+DISRESPECT*
*SSSHITSTORM*
OMG FILM COOPER 4:32
HES SO BBG
@@N1K0_415 OMG REAL
HE’S MY FAVORITE BABYGIRL
YAS
Unexpected film cooper jumpscare
10:59 bro nearly cried fr
Ooh those fingies are so detailed compared to the rest of the model it is making me very uncomfy
Nails are on point tho
14:45 DONALD TRUMPKIN?!?!
10:43 I saw that same video in a Jschlatt video and it cause me off fucking guard
1:44 THEY GO TO PANIC AT THE DISCO 😭
13:40 it was a Bakugo cosplay bath video... :(
3:20 I am that exact person lmao
Same, except I'm not in the fnaf fandom
WHAT ILLNESS IS IT???
At the time of writing this, the video has 696,969 vews!!
4:24 LTG moment 💀
does anyone else love kwites laugh or is that just me
10:11 TWO YEAR OLDS?! I’m sorry, this is classic Roblox shit. When you finished the “escape school” obby you knew you were finding these at the end.
dont sware pls its meen
yeah its not 2 years olds its 6 years olds!!!! he cant get it right smh
13:52 I BEG SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SONG
12:48 Today in my art philosophy class my teacher brought up codpieces, which prompted the discussion of penises. The teacher kept calling it "the male member" and so many of us in class were fighting for our lives trying not to laugh
17:19 for those who want to see the fumbnail video here's a time stamp
not me knowing the vtuber at 15:40 😭
2:36 Jaden Williams has got to be the one of the funniest people I’ve Ever seen
8:06 when I saw this I laughed so hard that a noodle came flying out of my mouth
I like how this video has the exactly same time duration as the washing machine at the laundromat I’m currently sitting in.
6:36 why is freddy fazbear railing me?
9:44 same I hate it too
0:02 that man saw god and they did not look back
Yo if anybody got a link to the splatoon weed store music at 15:35 drop it here
Found it! Bloopin by Eddie EWI
@@NightshadeKitty PRAISE BE THE MUSIC PLUG
14:04 it’s free
Slatt
real...
Ikr I have like 20 of them
Your taxes paid for it, it's yours
I love the way this model expresses shocked faces
THE HEAD TURN HAHHAHA
10:09 I-... I'm 21 🥺
I'm one year old 😂
You're twenty 1 year olds
4:01 Yeah, I was told she just disappeared too
Me too
I got back from the mental hospital just now, and this is the first thing on my recommendation, life is good.
Kwite never fails to give me toppy.
...why are you looking at me like that? Huh? "thats not the bit"? What do you mean?
...OH shit uhhh I mean "toppy" tier content! Phew, saved it
12:49 I yelled "IT'S HIM IT'S THAT KNOT GUT" I will not elaborate any further
17:24 Female Quackity has a piss drawer confirmed
Bro had a Dream user, a FNAF cosplay, a Danganronpa trend and South Park in the background absolutely insane
9:54 tf happen?
6:27 this is Ryan gosling
5:27 nah he playin slope
I want kwite to update the mug so he can pick it up
I love when RUclipsrs have a love/hate relationship with their viewers.
YO THE GENDER ENVY FROM KWITE IS CRAZY
kwite should dedicate a livestream to the epic rap battle parodies
He changed his model again. THE HANDS THOUGH 😭😭😭
17:32 WHAT THE I USED TO HAVE THAT EXACT SET OF DRAWERS
SAME
Same
jenn melon moment
the way he said "fredi fazber" at 8:31 is so convincingly Polish(the audio is Polish) I love it
I love the green nails
11:56 BUT SPRINGTRAP IS-
i have a feeling this man has a crippling fnaf art addiction... hmmmm
7:17 I half expected the digital circus ending theme to play here after hearing that chord
oh my fucking god... OKAY SO. YALL KNOW THAT XYLOPHONE COVER OF "WE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS"? WHEN I HUM IT, HALF OF THE TIME IT TURNS INTO THE TADC THEME😭🙏
12:33 THAT WAS ME! :)
COPPER! HE REACTED TO BABY GIRL COPPER😭✌️❤️
13:02 idk man, i think william Slayed plenty before. Plenty of kids, that is.