Watching your Dog sh*t Tik Toks
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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today I watched and ranked more of your god awful tik toks. They were not good and these tik toks were ridiculous. Your tik toks were nutty and a bit odd if i say so
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kwite arguing with chat over how hes not peter griffin is the funniest thing ever to me for some reason
the more he argues the worse it gets tho
kweter
Yes tho. pure. fucking. rage.
ok but him deciding that he actually is, is peak
Kweter Griffin
Kwite has now admitted that he likes MHA and reads fanfiction. To all people out there who write MHA fanfic, there is a nonzero chance that Kwite has read your fic. For all MHA fanfic readers, there is a nonzero chance that Kwite hates your ship. Do with this information what you will.
and a furry
@@The-furry_protector true, but entirely unrelated to my comment.
Watch the mha fandom explode
not me writing a tsu one shot before this
Hope he doesn't rate shipping I do not want toxic shippers doing anything crazy, from experience (cough cough kiribaku shippers cough cough)
I had a dream Kwite was a teacher at my school and I came up to him and said I liked his videos. Then he called me weird and cringe for subscribing to him.
Sounds about right
Very realistic of a dream.
Makes sense
very accurate dram
that wasn't a dream that was a vision
That screech from the kid is so aesthetic
#abortioncore #fuckkidscore 😍😍😻😻
HELP I ACCIDENTALLY READ THAT AS AUTISTIC 😟
So aesthetic core 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Jiafei would be proud 😍😍😍😍😍💓💓💓💓💓🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@@terryblueberry this hurt me
@@icantthinkstraight8853 good
Calling someone a lifetime bitch is the ultimate insult. With the full stop, too.
Kweter seemed a little disgruntled today. Hope he's doing alright
kweter
kweezer
@@spiderciderii what's with these kwite fans dissin my girl
@@LL-tr5etweezer yo girl
@@LL-tr5etwhy do they gotta front
I love the toxic relationship Kwite has with his audience
stolen
@@senboy9002 if you mean I stole the comment I’m sorry but that’s coincidental. I guess I just had the same thought as someone else lol
@@senboy9002 jokes on you, you have also stolen a comment
Your name confuses me
toxic yaoi/yuri
11:40 THE WAY HE COCKS HIS GUN AFTER HE SAW THE VIDEO GOT ME LAUGHING
Can you get out of my closet please
" I got an itch in the back of my throat only my gun can scratch"
Are you the one knocking in that room? I'd be scared of him ngl I'd stop knocking bro
@dexter_animates2205 you mean his *COLT M19 1145 ACP CALLIBER* 🤓🙄
I love that part where those tiktoks said "it's dogging time" and proceeded to tock all over the place
dogging
/ˈdɒɡɪŋ/
noun INFORMAL•BRITISH
the practice of watching or engaging in exhibitionist sexual activity in a public place.
@@Spider8Crak 💀💀💀
@@Spider8Crak 😭
@@Spider8Crakkrilling myself this is amazing
UTLRAKLIL
I love MHA but I will be honest it is hard to defend the fandom, that’s why I follow my rules never interact with the fandom when you can in joy it alone
i live without fear of being cringe so the BNHA fandom doesn't scare me, however. the shipping wars? nah. because of how fandom culture is so toxic in present day, the children can't just "ship and let ship", but must act like their ship is superior. it's exhausting, especially in the BNHA fandom.
@@silverdrag0n_ facts i do not care about shipps (the normal ones not the for example eri x midoriya) but people have some accations told me to kill myself just for thinking Mina and Kirishima was cute.
one was a kiribaku shipper and the other was a Izuocha
@@idiotperson5555 Why can't people just let others enjoy their ships? 😮💨
i write mha one shots but don’t tell anyone else i like it, does that make me part of the fandom
It was such a blessing to be apart of the chat that was saying “KWETAH GRIFFIN”
Meg getting replaced
The bisexual energy radiating off of this man is hilarious
If i remember right he actually is bi
@@lamplight404 That's right
*"Someone please help me, there's a lasagne in my ass"* I will stick by this quote and yell it at random people every damn day-
7:09 hey that's the one I sent in
I've never submitted anything for a streamer to react to before this, but I'm glad I could make Kwite laugh after he had to witness that pizza get absolutely violated
I see you have awesome cooking skills
YOU NEED TO POST IT ITS SO FUNNY!!!
7:45 the way he changed his mind so fast 💀✋🏼
“Y’all must actively hate me” must be because everybody always enjoys actively watching their favorite streamers/RUclipsrs go insane
as an ex Dream smp fan, DO NOT BRING UP MONSTER CANS IN FANDOM SPACE THAT GOD DAMM FAN FIC WILL FIND YOU
what.
you unearthed a memory i wished to never remember.
Never heard of that. Anyone got a summary
@@v1p3rlotus what.
@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff monster can gets put somewhere it shouldn't go,
Kwite lore must be the scariest thing to exist
He's just a hoodie that is taking control of some dude
Literally just a floating hoody that is controlling some dead or alive dude
And I don't know if I should feel sorry for chat
“Woke” this, “canceled” that, one thing we can all agree on is if we hear “Eating a burger with no honey mustard”, we all have to say it collectively
True centrism is burger with no honey mustard
I'm glad that someone confessed to me today and then I come home to watch this
So..how you handled the confession?
you're a kwite viewer, there is no way in hell somebody confessed to you
@@killerzombie2171 they woke up
W
Yoo got a bf today and came home to watch this
I don't laugh at very many things, but this got me. Thanks kwite. And twitch chat lol
Why did that Anakin cosplay have to be so fckin accurate I thought Hayden was just chillin there 💀
10:39 i'm crying, he did not make a comment about dream having a monster ultra. I dont know if he actually knew about *the thing* but my god, im so shocked
i didnt even read it and i knew what it meant i was so shocked lmao
don't that there is a dnf monster ultra fanfict,i alr came across a karlnap one,a skephallo one😭
Clickbait title there is no dog poop in these TikTok’s
😤How dare he.
🍞
@@mr.angrycat bread 👍
@@kingboo_2237 🥖
@@Lavender_Trick 🥐
"theres a itch in the back of my throat that only my Colt m19 1145 ACP caliber can scratch"
relatable
I read this as it was said😭😭
5:58 That's me at 3 am eating leftovers that I know have at least five different chemicals that will ruin my brain
getting surprised to see kwote uploading as if i am not deeply invested in this parasocial relationship and memorized all the schedule
same
6:49 Italians after seeing this: You have-a mama'd your last-a mia
As an Italian I can confirm that they have Mama'd his last-a mia. They are now 6 feet deep into a pasta grave.
Malania (Doki Doki Undertale Club oc): HELL YEA MY FELLOW ITALIAN FRIENDS GET EM
3:36 I don't know if the dude in question was Chinese but I saw a guy say "American horse pirates" When he was talking about cowboys
It was daneis
5:38 WHEEZING
AUTISM GANG RISE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
6:38
It's Like Stabbing A Baby In A Stroller
*Italian Music Plays*
7:51 is anothee funny clip
Kwite should look at springtrap edits- i mean like, just look at him when he saw one
Cosplays too
5:05 so relatable bro 😂
I was there this time, chat was just calling Kwite, Kweter Griffin the entire time. Was amazing.
Pov: kwite video gets posted while you're watching a kwite video
Sameee
The concept of "POV" has been completely ruined and gangbanged
4:20 you can just hear the dissapointment in his voice 😂
Haha 420
Fun fact: the laugh used in the Lego Batman movie was actually a place holder recorded by the director but was loved and kept in
5:28 the bat/stick skills just deteriorating over time got me 🗿
I was casually watching this video while drinking yogurt, i dont know why but hearing this on 12:24 made me laugh so hard i burst the yogurt out of my mouth while i was almost done
7:48 you already know he saved that tik tok 😏
7:57 YOOO WE MADE IT IN AGAIN!!!!!!
You got in congrats
kwite is the absolute definition of chad. a vtuber with a colt m1911.
I do believe schlatt has a glock and some sort of sig
At 2:46 I was so ready for it to compare the Batman thing to Rottmnt Donnie’s password.
7:00 i legit cried when i saw that pizza in the glass
3:18 Kwite, you actually laugh like Peter Griffin 💀
0:13 not the Wilbite Soot
6:49
Oh I’ve seen a lot worse treatment to pizza, A LOT WORSE- ( Someone at a furcon did it inside a pizza and left the piece of pizza outside their hotel room and someone ATE IT )
oh!
they didnt eat it
1:24 bro looks like Bart Simpson 💀
Yes😂😂
4:30 Pov; queen reincarnating as Trisha's baby
0:40 song is “MC Mental at His Best”
I def agree with kweter on his thing about mha, as an mha fan it is so embarrassing to tell friends that I like it when they know how toxic the fandom is. I like fanfic too but I refuse to read mha fanfic just because of the high density of smut following teenagers there is
4:15 as soon as my mom walked in this started playing
DUDE WHAT TIKTOK IS THAT🥲
9:19 he sounds just like Peter griffin at this part
1:06 the back wombs 💀
7:43 wrong. Scraptrap is the worst. Bro looks like a peanut
I hope family guy sees this just for them to make Kweter Griffin canon
9:11 he changed it up so quickly 💀
10:22 This song is so familiar but I can’t remember the name or where it’s from can y’all help please 😭
It's called Water Goddess Mitula. I think you've heard it in the newer Sonic Exe game. Indeed, it's a beautiful song.
ruclips.net/video/Fejv8GD--D4/видео.html
Got oupopular from Sonic.EYX
Original is Water goddess Mitula - shining force 2
@@SillyfellaXhuh I thought it was Zelda
I love how Kwite in his thumbnails is literally a tube
"there's an itch in my throat that only my m1911 .45 AC caliber can stratch" - Kwite
1:00
Must be early in the pregnancy, or maybe the baby was just gulped air all along.
The fact that kwite thinks that burntrap is the worst springtrap design makes me want to cry
5:33 OMGGGGGG SO FUCKIN FUNNYYYYY BROOOO HAHAHAHAHHAH
XD
satsumentine: * touches ur 4skin scar * promise you’ll stop for me 🥺
- I chocked on air when I read that lmao.
3:54 at least I'm not the worst senator
(Also I dressed up as you for Halloween a.k.a Peter Griffin)
2:39 literally stolas:
Brooo that’s what I’m sayinnn (also another hellaverse fan I see in the wild nice to meet you)
“Maybe I am pretty griffin.” Kwite 2022 😂
5:05 this, this right here lived in my mind rent free.
Man I love it when Kweeter make these videos 👽👽👽
I watched the full clip of Kodie and he was actually proper talented! Recommend you check it out he’s amazing
Fed
1:17 best one
5:27 e
Yes
9:56 as soon as this came up i got a notification from netflix telling me to pick up where i left off on breaking bad
11:23 great show, dumb community
True
kwite's eyebrows when he watched the rat twerk 💀10:23
Griffins are cool birds.
Its also Peters last name..
Oh yeah also Kweeter Griffin
The way he just stared into the camera's soul while eating the pasta is cursed
the crunching at the start actually made me happy and idk why
It's because you like asmr
Me being disembodied by a skin walker my hampster watching
1:33 bro built like Sheen 😂😂😂😂
Hey Kwite love your videos have a good day❤️
Loistrap: Kweter, the horse is here
12:03 is a fnaf jumpscare
3:30 💀💀💀
"I am not Kweeter Griffin, I am not married to Lois Griffin"
(moments later)
"GOOOD LORD, y'know fellas"
I dont know why but i think Kwite’s voice is a mix of peter griffin and markiplier
kweeter griffin is making my holler at 12 am 😭😭
When he says stop it sounds exactly like Peter hriffin 4:07
12:03 just a burger wit no honey mustard
Totally sound like Peter Grifgin, ESPECIALLY the laugh. You cannot deny it, sir.
5:02 this is one of the greatest things I've ever heard
Nobody’s talking about the man eating the lettuce or Wilbur’s dancing moves 💀
5:00 - That escalated so fast dude
I miss kwite
6:25 I'm still thinking of the one time I told my friend to stick a banana as far down his throat as he could. He was like pretending to not be able to do it and the kid next to him snatched it ad was like "let me show you how it's done in Texas" and shavod the WHOLE FUCKING THING DOWN HIS THROAT. LIKE THAT THING WAS GONE WTF (we don't live anywhere near Texas 😭)
I was gathering my life together then I watched this
that kid at the beginning is exactly what i imagine a real bart simpson would look and act
How many of y'all also found yourselves just "Eatin' a burger wit' no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger wit' no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger wit' no honey mustard."
Kwites laugh is HAHHA. Peter's laugh is EHHEEHE.
That Springtrap tiktok got me acting up
This reminds me of those videos where you watch Guinea pigs eat food.
0:00 - 0:06 and 6:02