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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @julienforletta7896
    @julienforletta7896 9 месяцев назад +1130

    I was literally crying from the it’s actually gay to get pussy joke

    • @lightlybatteredjustcrispy
      @lightlybatteredjustcrispy 8 месяцев назад +20

      My studies

    • @RossLeeson
      @RossLeeson 8 месяцев назад +41

      That’s literally what nick fuentes said

    • @o_o8203
      @o_o8203 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm 30 and I've never actually listened to anything this guy has said. I just looked up the video where he says that and he's clearly doing a bit. Not to say people don't buy into this stuff but it's cringe that enough people take him seriously enough for him to be as popular as he is.

    • @julienforletta7896
      @julienforletta7896 8 месяцев назад +46

      @@o_o8203Jordan Peterson is not doing a bit what so ever. Don’t know where you’re getting that from

    • @julienforletta7896
      @julienforletta7896 7 месяцев назад +14

      Every time RUclips notifies me someone likes this, I feel obligated to listen to this bit, and it never gets old

  • @TheWuFinancial
    @TheWuFinancial Год назад +337

    "...if women don't have sex with you, they should be in jail." REDDIT IS SHUTTING DOWN

  • @riflespear7399
    @riflespear7399 2 года назад +3183

    The best part of any Peterson CT clip is you'll always get at least one salty guy in the comments

    • @phil5037
      @phil5037 2 года назад +111

      I’ve been scrolling down looking for it.

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR 2 года назад +512

      "Jordan Peterson is really the savior of the Western world you guys"

    • @rickymoen9482
      @rickymoen9482 2 года назад +87

      Found one in the replies on the first comment i saw

    • @ph-vf5hx
      @ph-vf5hx 2 года назад +307

      You're just afraid to clean your room and marry the first woman you meet and have 3 children. Kidz deez dayz

    • @avoidantbehavior
      @avoidantbehavior 2 года назад +12

      @@RatatRatR real shit though

  • @danhue1283
    @danhue1283 Год назад +560

    Jordan Peterson before 2022: Benzos
    Jordan Peterson after 2022: Nobody should be anonymous online and protect Israel at all costs!

    • @chimpydweeb
      @chimpydweeb Год назад +11

      Why not both

    • @x600NitroXpress
      @x600NitroXpress Год назад +110

      ​@@chimpydweebI'm sure the sailors of the USS Liberty would agree that Israel is our "Greatest Ally" (tm)

    • @chimpydweeb
      @chimpydweeb Год назад +38

      @@x600NitroXpress so would all the kids in the WTC Day Care center

    • @williamschlass6371
      @williamschlass6371 Год назад

      Israel is the only democratic nation in a sea of authentic theocratic savagery. But yall cant stand jews and you need someone to blame for your problems. Sad to watch.

    • @williamschlass6371
      @williamschlass6371 Год назад

      @@willywonka7812 Not funny. Hamas uses their own civilians and even children as human shields but you're stuck in your own horseshit because you read about some military operation going wrong 70 years ago which would confirm your preexisting biases so that's as far as you'll look.

  • @xer0signal
    @xer0signal 2 года назад +2353

    It was so funny watching Adam and Nick try to pretend like they don’t really know about JP on Matt & Shane’s show just so they wouldn’t have to argue with Shane about it.

    • @WizTroll
      @WizTroll 2 года назад +26

      What vid

    • @xer0signal
      @xer0signal 2 года назад +2

      @@WizTroll ruclips.net/video/nSG80yyxCUk/видео.html

    • @HPCAT88
      @HPCAT88 2 года назад +4

      @@emjay3066 Take your meds weirdo.

    • @xer0signal
      @xer0signal 2 года назад +807

      @@emjay3066 alright, dude. chill

    • @Ozhull
      @Ozhull 2 года назад

      @@emjay3066 you're really straight 😡

  • @lilupset1067
    @lilupset1067 Год назад +164

    “He can’t stop crying in public”

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Год назад +237

    When you hear that Jordan Peterson's voice sounds like air being let out of a week-old balloon... That shit cannot be unheard.

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 Год назад +230

    "When people zag you zig. When people fig you...never mind."

    • @moeron13
      @moeron13 7 месяцев назад +23

      Very rare Stav subtle banger

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 6 месяцев назад +11

      Underrated little Stav joke

  • @varun009
    @varun009 8 месяцев назад +66

    The carnivore diet is what is expect of someone who thinks vegetables are woke and carrots are gay. Also, I'm gay.

    • @tingle2958
      @tingle2958 8 месяцев назад +8

      Carrots are gay tho

    • @sensid-iwnl-5201
      @sensid-iwnl-5201 8 месяцев назад

      That's why I love them@@tingle2958

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 14 дней назад

      I'll be your carrot. What's up my ass, doc?

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 Год назад +164

    The "Are you punching me in the face" part got me, wasn't expecting a double-tap on that one

  • @HitstikFit
    @HitstikFit 2 года назад +1323

    I like how someone like Stav can look at an all meat diet and say "Thats not healthy"

    • @muscularclassrepresentativ5663
      @muscularclassrepresentativ5663 2 года назад +202

      To be clear it's not healthy. But yee

    • @HitstikFit
      @HitstikFit 2 года назад +17

      @@muscularclassrepresentativ5663 why not

    • @TheBlackLantern34
      @TheBlackLantern34 2 года назад +187

      @@HitstikFit Humans are omnivores. Our bodies are built to consume meat as well as veggies and other sources. Carnivore diets are just as bad Vegan diets (which is to say, not the worst if done right, but definitely not the most healthy)

    • @ben5154
      @ben5154 2 года назад +92

      @@HitstikFit if your all meat diet includes a large variety of meats, and a large variety of organ meats (gay), then it could be alright, but even that should only be for people with pretty specific dietary problems/needs, and I've never heard Jordan or his hot daughter say specificy that, so there's probably a lot of dumb ass fans of theirs messing up their health by just eating all the regular cuts of beef or whatever.

    • @Misbeliefz
      @Misbeliefz 2 года назад +98

      @@TheBlackLantern34 , whole food plant based diets are incredibly healthy and is recommended by the American Heart Association.

  • @Hardcastle83
    @Hardcastle83 Год назад +164

    The way Adam said "truns" as Peterson didn't get enough love.

    • @joeblowjohndoe206
      @joeblowjohndoe206 10 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed lol

    • @adils786
      @adils786 Месяц назад

      Why? He doesn't even say "truns" like that irl.

    • @Hardcastle83
      @Hardcastle83 Месяц назад +3

      @@adils786 it doesn't actually matter at all dude... He talks weird, that's enough.

    • @adils786
      @adils786 Месяц назад

      @@Hardcastle83 you're confused on several levels.

  • @youngjiggymf1704
    @youngjiggymf1704 Год назад +131

    I’m at work tryna hold in my laughter but as soon as I heard Mickey go “they’re tryna force pronouns on us” I lost it bro😭

  • @michaeldavis9300
    @michaeldavis9300 2 года назад +331

    Big Ups to Adam, a three six mafia fan and true OG! He’s even got his own show now!

  • @allenseeallendo5844
    @allenseeallendo5844 9 месяцев назад +32

    They had that idiot talking about the Ukraine war on the news. Like wtf would Jordan know about war. Lol

    • @rhysperegrine5100
      @rhysperegrine5100 5 месяцев назад +13

      And of course he had to relate it to the culture war...like every other topic ever

    • @officialmasqq_594
      @officialmasqq_594 14 часов назад

      ​​@@rhysperegrine5100all this culture war bs is pretty much proven to be a Kremlin psyop at this point

  • @Sivvester
    @Sivvester Год назад +52

    Somehow the funniest thing in this clip is Adam being physically unable to regurgitate rap lyrics so everyone knows he's not gay like me

  • @steveotatooed
    @steveotatooed Год назад +85

    Im crying over here at the Jordan Peterson impression

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh Год назад +20

      By crying you're doing a Jordan Peterson impression yourself, bucko

    • @steveotatooed
      @steveotatooed 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂 correct​@@buhshmuh

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 Год назад +147

    Every cumtown clip starts with Stav already laughing its so funny

  • @HR_PaperStacks
    @HR_PaperStacks 9 месяцев назад +52

    this damaged his career more than his xanax addiction

  • @sbeiting07
    @sbeiting07 2 года назад +54

    I love how the thumbnail and title makes it seem like this will be JP talking about cumtown

  • @jasonkilley
    @jasonkilley 2 года назад +165

    I would enjoy this but the sense of impending doom from drinking apple cider is too powerful

    • @MrCouchbleh
      @MrCouchbleh 7 месяцев назад +4

      lmao bro what

    • @kekcrusader420
      @kekcrusader420 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MrCouchblehruclips.net/video/ylyptoT0QaQ/видео.htmlsi=NxK_6xg8ICUBAqm7

    • @peterdinkler4950
      @peterdinkler4950 Месяц назад

      Gonna stink brown? Gonna shit doo-doo?
      Bettuh, cuz I'm comin'

  • @connorday5365
    @connorday5365 Год назад +173

    I usually get bored of most podcasts but this had me hooked from start to finish! Very funny! Brilliant podcast! 😂

    • @charles67198
      @charles67198 Год назад +8

      RIP

    • @connorday5365
      @connorday5365 Год назад +3

      @@charles67198 did somebody pass away?

    • @elwordenward
      @elwordenward Год назад

      ​@@connorday5365 cum town is dead. I'm sure you've already figured that out by now though.

    • @shadyweeze
      @shadyweeze Год назад

      newsflash pal: ur gay

    • @yhwhiskng
      @yhwhiskng 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@connorday5365the whole town

  • @brnfrmjts05
    @brnfrmjts05 Год назад +170

    I will listen to this clip one million times and still find it funny.

    • @AlbanianThrash
      @AlbanianThrash Год назад +11

      the way he says "it's actually gay to get pussy" annihilates me every time

  • @Ammon6
    @Ammon6 2 года назад +466

    This guys are absolutely hilarious. I love this podcast

    • @tomjenkins8151
      @tomjenkins8151 2 года назад +69

      sounds like something a gay guy would say

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 Год назад +10

      @@tomjenkins8151 sounds like something only gay guys could know about

    • @Ammon6
      @Ammon6 Год назад +3

      @@joabayhan3540 thanks i will

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад +3

      haha! nice one

  • @CRAVEN79
    @CRAVEN79 2 года назад +144

    I’m very confused about this macho JP guy with the squeaky voice telling me to ‘man up’ through tear drenched/ watery eyes.

    • @explodingmonad4535
      @explodingmonad4535 2 года назад +12

      sexually confused

    • @jonathanmaloney4842
      @jonathanmaloney4842 Год назад

      define masculinity

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 Год назад

      I like when he is crying about Pinocchio or when he is a so stupid clinical psychologist that thinks apple cider made him see the seven circle of hell cause isn't meat instead of thinking is for getting benzos and with alcohol. Is the same neuronal receptor why doesn't he knows that.

    • @kloakekloaker1020
      @kloakekloaker1020 Год назад +10

      @@jonathanmaloney4842 being unapologetically yourself and pursuing the things you care about.
      Respect yourself and be confident, for sure don't let total strangers dictate to you what to do and how to live or think, that's what a bih would do.
      A real man makes his own way and uses the things he learns along the way to help his family and community, he doesn't obsess over others or there opinions or status, that's some bih sht.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Год назад +1

      Lmaoo and white dudes follow this guy religiously

  • @icarusearthbound
    @icarusearthbound Год назад +39

    Can’t believe they actually got Peterson for the pod. Huge fucking get

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ Год назад +65

    The line about all bronies having autism is so true. Also I'm gay

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why do you like mlp so much? What does it do for you? No hate I'm genuinely curious

  • @omgurSOromantic
    @omgurSOromantic 2 года назад +162

    Why is it cool to hate Stav now? lol I miss him people can say whatever they want but it really isn’t the same. I like TAFS but I feel like stav bounces off of nick so well, now watching just nick and adam it feels like you’re eating good food but it’s just missing a little bit of salt you know

    • @InfinitiG-gz7ic
      @InfinitiG-gz7ic 2 года назад +17

      In the same boat, really hasn’t been the same since Stav left. Not to say TAFS isn’t good. I do enjoy the stuff I’ve seen.

    • @omgurSOromantic
      @omgurSOromantic 2 года назад +16

      @@InfinitiG-gz7ic It really isn’t the same man, every time Nick does impressions he even says “ohh thats a cumtown joke this isnt cumtown” like yeah man it’s good but it’s just heading in another direction I guess it’s still good but it’s noticeably less entertaining for me at least 🤷

    • @InfinitiG-gz7ic
      @InfinitiG-gz7ic 2 года назад +35

      @@omgurSOromantic facts man, I need stavs cackle and that Cumtown dynamic. I miss nick almost saying or spelling the N word only for stav to shut the bit down.

    • @Oogidahboogidah
      @Oogidahboogidah 2 года назад +29

      Stav is a million times funnier than adam, I feel like the everyone hating stav and liking adam thing must be a bit but it’s a shit bit

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Год назад +32

      I don't hate Stav, I just believe he contributed to the podcast the least. Adam when he's being made fun of tends to roll with it when if you make a fat joke at Stav he gets pissy and overly defensive. He was at a glorified laugh track for Nick.

  • @keanuxu5435
    @keanuxu5435 2 года назад +89

    I want Stavros to be the next Joker, animated or live-action

  • @mactallica9293
    @mactallica9293 Год назад +23

    Nick's impression of JP is literally Tim Dillons impression of Joe Rogan

    • @biscobisco1882
      @biscobisco1882 8 месяцев назад

      Yehman. Sure thingman. You should smoke DMT and eat some elkman.

  • @vegadog30
    @vegadog30 Год назад +287

    Never stop laughing stav. This is best content on RUclips.

    • @buttersnart
      @buttersnart Год назад +11

      He left the podcast

    • @gmailistrash4094
      @gmailistrash4094 Год назад +15

      @@buttersnart He never left, just never joined TAFS

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival Год назад

      nah he ruins it by making everything a gay joke and laughing over people, glad that ass left

  • @drownthepoor
    @drownthepoor 2 года назад +88

    Every time I listen to this I hurt myself laughing.
    Nick was flaming hot raging gay in this one.

  • @puma7372
    @puma7372 Год назад +15

    Nick's Jordan Peterson sounds like Gingie from Shrek just got redpilled

  • @Rungusman69
    @Rungusman69 Месяц назад +20

    There are people out there that actually think Jordan Peterson is smart and listen to him, let that sink in

    • @I_hate_everyone_equally
      @I_hate_everyone_equally Месяц назад

      $20 says you have never read anything he wrote.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 24 дня назад +6

      @@I_hate_everyone_equally His philosophical and psychological lectures pre-2018 are very insightful. I still listen to his lectures about authoritarianism every now and then. But since 2018 or so he's been nothing but a grifter for conservative media. It's entirely sad.

    • @nealthompson8794
      @nealthompson8794 23 дня назад +1

      I’ve only heard him steal things from people. He stole keeping your room clean from Admiral McRaven and bed making. Every single cool thing someone has told me he’s said is just a ripoff from an actual intellectual.

    • @malwareangel01
      @malwareangel01 3 дня назад +1

      @@I_hate_everyone_equallyyour username means i do not have to respect any of your opinions

    • @RobKaiser_SQuest
      @RobKaiser_SQuest 3 дня назад

      @BananaPhoPhilly I found his lecture recordings in 2016 and that was a nice time

  • @Michael-kp4bd
    @Michael-kp4bd 9 месяцев назад +10

    the bit about Jordy’s partner in bed having to ask “is it in?”, so then he gets mad and punches her and she needs to ask “are you punching me?”
    My god lmao. Is that an adapted bit or did Nick come up with that right then and there?

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 3 месяца назад +6

    12 Rules for Gay Sex
    - Jordan Peterson

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 2 года назад +222

    You'd think clips where Stav is still in the show would make me a bit nostalgic, but nah. The Adam Friedland Show is just too powerful.

    • @romance59
      @romance59 2 года назад

      Good for you idiot

    • @coldburn9956
      @coldburn9956 Год назад +9

      Amen brother

    • @joeking6972
      @joeking6972 Год назад

      I enjoyed his special but on the podcast he's fucking annoying.
      A good 70% of his input can be summed up as him laughing at literally anything Nick says. I find things funnier without a laugh track.
      Also aside from having the odd funny moment I genuinely believe him to be dumb as a fucking stump.

    • @btsnake
      @btsnake Год назад +27

      TAFS is actually the real deal, and if it evolves to the Nick Mullen show it would be all I ever needed

    • @chrisbrazee7494
      @chrisbrazee7494 Год назад +1

      For

  • @ttrestle
    @ttrestle Год назад +14

    I wish he would make fun of the incel king daily! I honestly could listen to this every day. I’d throw money at this-All the money.

  • @backabeyond
    @backabeyond Год назад +61

    I knew Jordan was full of shit the first time I heard him say “bloody”. He doesn’t say it naturally. He uses it like some kind of decoration. Like it gives him clout.

    • @debdebberton
      @debdebberton Год назад +7

      it sounds SO GD forced. extremely cringe

    • @lucaschitwood4305
      @lucaschitwood4305 Год назад +3

      So, similar to your comment.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 11 месяцев назад

      That sodding gamer moment

    • @marcob2137
      @marcob2137 10 месяцев назад

      I knew he was full of it when he started crying right away! 😭😭😭

    • @BKSF1
      @BKSF1 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@lucaschitwood4305 im sorry is your name lucas shitwood and you just put that on the internet like it's normal

  • @christianbomar6772
    @christianbomar6772 Год назад +11

    When Adam starting riffing on that impression they should’ve let him run with it.

  • @loganlewis500
    @loganlewis500 Год назад +22

    I haven’t laughed this hard in so fucking long

    • @atillacodesstuff1223
      @atillacodesstuff1223 4 месяца назад

      bro i just found this this morning and i swear i listened to it 20 or 30 times throughout the day, its so fucking funny

  • @VS666
    @VS666 2 года назад +17

    thanks for the captions, i was trying to quote this exactly haha

  • @III-vg4dp
    @III-vg4dp 2 года назад +254

    For all the grifter bullshit Peterson has peddled shamelessly I hope he hears clips like these on a regular basis.

    • @logancopper3385
      @logancopper3385 2 года назад +47

      People like you crack me up. Not even a conservative or particularly an avid Jordan Peterson fan, but to pretend he is a scam when he is literally a clinical psychologist just shows how your political bias clouds your opinions on people.

    • @III-vg4dp
      @III-vg4dp 2 года назад +170

      @@logancopper3385 You misunderstand the nature of my and other people's criticisms of him. Sure some people are as you say. He's passable as a psychologist, I don't contend he isn't even if he's not one I'd recommend. He got unduly popular for pointing out the obvious about ignorant people behaving ignorantly. The issue is simply that he gained fame pointing out ignorant extremism and then built a brand that teaches a different form of ignorant intolerence if but to a different demographic. You speak as though a person, place or thing can't be more than one thing at once, or that both things can't be true at the same time reasonably. He's a psychologist as you say, yet he talks about subjects other than psychology seemingly as or more often than the subject he's qualified in. You judge me based on little information and show your own ignorance clouds your opinion about people you don't know or try to understand.
      Regardless, I'm happy to hear you're cracked up.

    • @logancopper3385
      @logancopper3385 2 года назад

      @@III-vg4dp You saying my ignorance and bias clouds my judgement is just gaslighting bullshit. Your claim "For all the grifter bullshit Peterson has peddled shamelessly " implies you think he is a psuedo psychologist scam. That wasn't me making assumptions that was me coming to an extremely obvious conclusion from your shit slinging. I would however, like to see what he has said that you consider to be him building a brand of ignorance and extremism.

    • @GreatLakesFeatherCo
      @GreatLakesFeatherCo 2 года назад +44

      @@III-vg4dp damn dude this legit a well thought out comment , you dont get a ton of those on here lol

    • @TheNiiinjaa
      @TheNiiinjaa 2 года назад +78

      @@logancopper3385 have you considered the fact that he might use the fact that he's a clinical psychologist as the basis of his grift? He uses his wealth of knowledge to help guys who already cant talk to women to affirm their already unhealthy beliefs on relationships

  • @Cykolojik1
    @Cykolojik1 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm pretty convinced that stav was on that podcast for his laughter's effect on the listener in the same way that laughing audiences are recorded into TV sitcoms.

  • @EricForemaaaan
    @EricForemaaaan Год назад +21

    Imagine being roasted for 15 minutes straight

    • @realsamhyde
      @realsamhyde Год назад +2

      And being worth even more money by the time it's over.

    • @Tabako-san
      @Tabako-san Год назад +14

      ​@realsamhyde Imagine being richer but having a crippling drug addiction, eating an all meat diet and half the images of you that exist being you having a mental breakdown and crying. Guess money really can't make you happy lmao

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 5 месяцев назад

      @@realsamhyde How can you be a sam hyde fan and also like jordan peterson. He shits on those types of people all the time.

    • @realsamhyde
      @realsamhyde 5 месяцев назад

      @@Tabako-san is eating an all meat diet supposed to be an insult? It's one of the healthiest diets you can have not to mention he has autoimmune issues. Bozo.

    • @realsamhyde
      @realsamhyde 5 месяцев назад

      @@Tabako-san you're so tough you don't cry you keep all your emotions inside. That's how you've amounted to so much in life.

  • @strutter789
    @strutter789 Год назад +8

    This helped me realize JP sounds like the begging shrimp from shark tale

  • @alex__9001
    @alex__9001 Год назад +7

    Nicks Jordan Peterson impression sounds exactly like the serial killer in black bird

  • @slyder35
    @slyder35 Год назад +72

    From what will be known through the ages as the best podcast there ever was

  • @aaronloossonaaronloosjr.8630
    @aaronloossonaaronloosjr.8630 Год назад +12

    Have you heard of his alter ego? Hardon Penison

  • @bongerman42069
    @bongerman42069 8 месяцев назад +4

    The "debate" he had with Sam Harris made me burst out laughing so many times the dude went full autism and couldn't agree what "truth" was and kept moving the goal post it was fucking great 🤷‍♂️😂😂

  • @eccojam
    @eccojam 9 месяцев назад +8

    their JP voice is just Strong Sad its hilarious

  • @roterfuchs8201
    @roterfuchs8201 2 года назад +59

    4:05 that fucking laugh is the stuff of nightmares, i would have to kill something making that sound if it was near me. I would be utterly convinced it was a shape shifting demon that had to be destroyed.

    • @steven401ytx
      @steven401ytx 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yea it's one of the most annoying sounds in the podcast

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 2 года назад +19

    You think Jordan Petersons a little funny about women?

  • @scopedog9197
    @scopedog9197 5 месяцев назад +12

    Living in Canada, we have grown to dislike JP...

    • @flangecorp9789
      @flangecorp9789 5 месяцев назад +7

      I loved listening to him 4 or 5 years ago, but he’s become a bit of a parody of himself.

    • @quantumjourney1
      @quantumjourney1 4 месяца назад +6

      @@flangecorp9789 He peddled basic well known self-help stuff with a weirdly Christian based worldview which echoed some '1930s German' stuff. He was exposed a bit when he went in on the 'cultural marxists' (a 1930s german dog whistle term, originally cultural Bolcheviks.) Ofc there's no way a random kid listening would know this stuff, and they often fall for his bs

    • @roanboersma3401
      @roanboersma3401 Месяц назад

      @@flangecorp9789 right now he’s mostly just being bitter all the time.

    • @Winstonclawfinger
      @Winstonclawfinger Месяц назад

      ​@flangecorhisp9789 his tears make me hard.

  • @Mjhavok
    @Mjhavok 2 года назад +41

    The John A. Zoidberg of psychology.

  • @aquilaFUN
    @aquilaFUN 2 месяца назад +1

    I died watching this. I am fucking dead now and typing this from the afterlive, that JP impression fucking killed me

  • @palazzo1113
    @palazzo1113 Год назад +7

    That slight "y'whhh..." at 8:18 cracks me up for some gay retarded reason.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 Месяц назад +2

    The use of “bucko” kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @tommcdaniel9554
    @tommcdaniel9554 Год назад +5

    8:13 "I'll tell you what!" 😂😂😂

  • @redacted5035
    @redacted5035 28 дней назад +2

    12:53 greatest Donald Duck impression of all time

  • @andyward8430
    @andyward8430 Год назад +32

    The only parts of cumtown I didn’t like were when they tried to make actual points. In those cases Adam was the only one that ever made sense and we can’t have that.

  • @Kaliscetera
    @Kaliscetera 6 месяцев назад +1

    Must respect to the editor for finding video of JP holding his hands out to measure. The attention to detail is nice.

  • @300vvs
    @300vvs 5 дней назад

    “Don’t have to axe” is good shit

  • @Fucyallfr
    @Fucyallfr Год назад +38

    “Testosterone in the womb!” Got me in tears at work

    • @Matt77125
      @Matt77125 Год назад +2

      its actually true but still a funny bit

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 8 месяцев назад

      The one statement that was scientifically accurate and NOT a joke got you in tears laughing? The fuck?

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Matt77125no it's not that's a myth

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@carlpanzram7081the hyper masculine theory has been debunked

  • @AlexRoivas
    @AlexRoivas 5 месяцев назад +6

    Also I'm incredibly pro Israel
    -Jordan P

  • @benmecha01
    @benmecha01 Месяц назад +3

    This is on their Mt. Rushmore
    It’s right there with Seinfeld, Ben Shapiro and Jeff Goldblum
    Honorable mentions: Ben Franklin, Kamala Harris and Andrew Cuomo

  • @dookiepost
    @dookiepost Год назад +79

    When I moved to a new middle school as a kid, I was so desperate to find any group of people to eat lunch with because nobody wants to be the freak who is eating by themselves, so I mistakenly sat at a table with some bronies. They were funny and one of them was actually decently popular and on the football team. Shits weird man

    • @sublimemime183
      @sublimemime183 Год назад +31

      I think that’s a lie and you’re the brony

    • @razmatazz9310
      @razmatazz9310 Год назад +18

      You obviously made that up.

    • @user-mm2pp5cj3c
      @user-mm2pp5cj3c Год назад +1

      Why the fuck do I care man

    • @bradleypeterson2208
      @bradleypeterson2208 Год назад +7

      My friend went to school with a dude who was on some documentary where they talked about him being a Brony, dude went and became a SAW gunner in the Marines, and they never found out 😅

    • @dookiepost
      @dookiepost Год назад +1

      @@razmatazz9310 I wish I did

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives Год назад +50

    Like air leaking out of a week old balloon 😂

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Год назад +4

    Sounds like Jordan Peterson is a big fan of Michael Douglas movies.

  • @Cykolojik1
    @Cykolojik1 2 месяца назад +2

    Nick almost sounds like Morty 😂😂😂

  • @notgreat5624
    @notgreat5624 2 года назад +11

    Summer Wars nice

  • @mochapture
    @mochapture Год назад +3

    "The University of Canada"

  • @jalapenopoggers
    @jalapenopoggers 8 месяцев назад +2

    all the impressions after 8mins sound like Bubbles from trailer park boys

  • @mikehawk9784
    @mikehawk9784 Год назад +5

    2:43 😂😂😂 Dead infant in an efficiency apartment

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Год назад +3

    i can never remember which pill to take, but the blue one has 'Xanax' written on it.

  • @WestSideGorilla1980
    @WestSideGorilla1980 2 года назад +5

    Fuck yes three 6 mafia Jordan

  • @IZAYAJAY
    @IZAYAJAY Год назад +3

    Dude that impression was so good

  • @jamesrothwell8693
    @jamesrothwell8693 Год назад +1

    I hope RUclips puts this in front of me every three months.

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 Год назад +2

    Jordan "Carl Wheezer" Peterson

  • @nohaybando9586
    @nohaybando9586 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love Kermit the Peterson.

  • @hardlyworking_
    @hardlyworking_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    Donald the Gay Duck is underrated af

  • @entropyfun
    @entropyfun 9 месяцев назад +2

    Oh man, someone should animate jp and zizek as mickey and Donald duck debating.

  • @uhmmchicken
    @uhmmchicken Год назад +2

    Came here for a JP impression and left with Herbert the Pervert. Not at all disappointed

  • @areyoutheregoditsmedave
    @areyoutheregoditsmedave 2 года назад +8

    this is fvkkn hilarious

  • @heathers8618
    @heathers8618 Год назад +1

    why does this video get progressively quieter

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis Год назад +2

      the air leaking out of the balloon reduces the pressure

  • @connornyhan8369
    @connornyhan8369 Год назад +26

    I’m white and I found this funny

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh Год назад

      Why wouldn't you? This is the childish humor most white boys love

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 8 месяцев назад

      @@buhshmuh Are you chinese or something?

    • @Hardcastle83
      @Hardcastle83 Месяц назад +1

      Redundant.

  • @jacobcardinal8041
    @jacobcardinal8041 7 месяцев назад +3

    Up yours woke moralists

  • @Ooo0990
    @Ooo0990 2 года назад +35

    Funniest thing of all time

  • @Unanythang
    @Unanythang Год назад +2

    This is so good

  • @aceofspadeslandscapelesson8219
    @aceofspadeslandscapelesson8219 2 года назад +3

    Dude when was this

  • @Beaula2
    @Beaula2 10 месяцев назад +1

    One of these dudes straight up sounds like the Bonzi buddy

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 9 месяцев назад +6

    I cannot stand Jordan.

  • @mohirender
    @mohirender 7 месяцев назад +2

    Whenever I'm in Boston I think I'm in Canada

  • @TommyFunderburk803
    @TommyFunderburk803 7 месяцев назад

    3:55 is my favorite thing nick has ever done. The entire segment

  • @diego61422
    @diego61422 9 месяцев назад +1

    adam tried 3 times to brag about knowing one of the most popular three 6 songs

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Год назад +10

    Any day now JP is going to log off and invent or discover something with his mind brain, it's definitely going to happen, any day now... any day now

  • @toplel1860
    @toplel1860 2 месяца назад +1

    I actually remember making him say some super racist shit 😂 before jordan asked them to shut down.

  • @nootmcscairy
    @nootmcscairy 8 месяцев назад +1

    When Adam does Peterson it sounds little like, the King of Town from Homestar Runner 😂😊😂

  • @xXDimistreoXx
    @xXDimistreoXx Год назад +9

    I feel I have to inform everyone that JP looks a lot like Hunter Biden

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Год назад +7

      Have you ever seen Jordan and Hunter in the same room?

  • @questisinthejam
    @questisinthejam 4 месяца назад +4

    1:04 Adam has to let everyone know he knows a Three Six Mafia song