10,000 gays (part 2) is the best song on the album. in the third verse when he says "10,000 gays in my asshole is not enough, you're going homo" So deep. and gay
"Today a young gay man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Anyone getting mad at this really needs to chill.. I used to do this all the time with my friends to try n make each other laugh n fit optional lyrics in as best to the original.. even with the songs we liked
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10000 Gays was hands down their best album.
10,000 gays (part 2) is the best song on the album.
in the third verse when he says "10,000 gays in my asshole is not enough, you're going homo"
So deep. and gay
That song Rosetta Blown is incredible
Nice
@@CD-tj3hg The Cock is a great song
queer inoculum was pretty good too
"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close." - maynard james keenan
I can't find that full clip anywhere lol do you have it
@@dopey473 I wish I had it. I’ve also been looking for it.
@@dopey473its on a contemplation ill tag you in it
@@MrBigBill tag you in it too
@@Buzzing0can you tag me too
Cumtowns favorite tool song - Jizzim by Tool
Glad they finally made my favorite band gay
It was already gay
I'll never forget the day my dad busted into my room and caught me listening to Tool. I wasn't ready to tell him I'm gay.
Yeah, finally.
@sine moderamine Fagonnacci sequence lmao
@sine moderamine Stavs band has a Focaccia sequence
"Vicariously I, fill the holes of guys."
-Maynard James Keenan
*Bicuriously
"I need to suck guys dry from a distance"
PRYING OPEN MY BROWN EYE
Turd Eye
That "im not gay im straaaaaaiight" hit tho.
Wow i can’t believe Stav performed with Tool.
Well yeah, he's big time now. Superstar Stav.
Tool is my favourite band, pants down.
Dude, I just walk around, all day singing gay Tool and small penis Michael McDonald songs now.
Same
I have a chiiiiilds penis
Hooker With A Tiny Penis
I can't waaiiitt to get my dick hard
@@cap2205🎶When I beat off I don't use my whole hand, I uuuuuuse my thuuuuuuumb and piiiiiinkyyyyy🎶
"Today a young gay man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration.
That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Here’s Tom Myers with the bong hit transplant
@@dickheadrecs nice🤣
Bill Hicks? More like Fill Dicks (into my ass).
Bill HIcks!
Here’s Tom with the weather ☀️ 🌧
1:30 "I'm nooot gayyy I'm straaaaaaaaight"
Maynard would absolutely love these guys
Maynard used to appear on Mr. Show. Idk if he would love it but he would at least get it.
I have a lot more respect for Maynard now that I have seen these videos
This is a massive blow for Tool fans
On the penis that is
All three of them
Huge. I own all their albums and have seen them countless times but this did it for me. Have to throw all my Tool stuff away now.
Tool is one of my favorite bands and this has me pissing my pants.Cumtown is the best thing ever.
Tool fan, certified gay
@@zx5147me too. Now you’re between two gay guys which means you’re gay
"I had to know for sure so I opened my ass at a truck stop" Holy fucking shit dude I haven't laughed like that in a while.
Lateranus
Simple but perfect
I’m still waiting for a competent engineer to mix these vocals into the actual song.
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This is the 3rd recommendation when I search tool lmao
Nick's gay Tool riff is hilariously killer!
5:20 I am fucking losing it 😂😂😂☠️
This is what plays in my head on a daily basis
You have to negate the alternative.............AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT'S NOT SCHISM. HOW DARE YOU GET THE WRONG TOOL SONG
Tool has the perfect name to describe their entire annoying fanbase
Schism or Jizm?
Wow I haven't thought about the Phantom Tollbooth in like 25 years
It’s actually the pot
I love how they stray so far from the orignal joke but still keep sort of singing it to the tune of Schism
This is too good.
Anything to the tune of gay is just funny
I mean the song Stinkfist is EXACTLY what you think it’s about already 😂
Great idea! I’m gonna be a gloryhole for Halloween this year!!
How dare you say it's the wrong TOOL song even for a second.
This guy stole so many ideas from me.
My iPhone lock screen is Tool. Today I found out I’m gay
Same, over a year now
Gay as shit here too. Can confirm
Who was at Rockville? Just saw Nick in Charleston and about to see Puscifer tomorrow!
One of my favorite bit of all time. “It’s not Schizm!”
Hell yeah dude
Don't forget that Tool stole these ideas from Eric Clapton.
Anyone getting mad at this really needs to chill.. I used to do this all the time with my friends to try n make each other laugh n fit optional lyrics in as best to the original.. even with the songs we liked
Exactly right
I’m a huge Tool fan and I don’t care at all. This is hilarious.
Howd you get Tool to play live?
That's why it's called Tool
the phantom toolbooth is a good bit
This version of tool is actually much less gay than the actual one
Explain.
@@chrissmith36683/4 members of the band tool are actually gay.
@@jaykelley103 If they let me join the band then it would be 4/5... also I'm gay
ITS NOT SCHISM
Hilarious you mention the Casey Anthony thing. I literally went in drag dressed up as her for a Halloween party in like 2009, lmao.
I WAS A GLORYHOLE FOR HALLOWEEN 😮
😂😂😂
1:35 Tim Dillon?
Best comment here
6:08
1:30
What episode is this.
PROLAPSE OUT, KEEP GOING
CircumSchism 👍
He got rped as a kid by his step father.
That is really sad and dark. Is it true not really into schism.
Dudes rock.
@@autisticalbatross5594Hell yeah
Lucky...
More like Mynards Lame Gayman, amirite?
😂😂😂😂
LOL
Want to like the video but there is 69 likes
Witnessed
The world needs more gay soldiers like you. Thank You for your service 🫡
Maynard's not gay. Just Gender Fluid like me.
maynard is cringe tho
For real
Explain in specifics. He’s a prick for sure but “cringe”?
I love tool and think this is hilarious
That means you’re gay.
You're definitely gay
@@gilmillan4575if liking Tool makes me gay then sign me up for the gloryhole big boy
@@gilmillan4575now you’re between two gay guys which means you are gay. How’s it feel?
The thumbnail looks like Bobby Kelly mixed with Ryan Reynolds