Curse of Halo CE Part 2

[@stephen5857]

I’m a personal fan of the idea that Chief got all the marines killed in the life-pod because he rag-dolled around the pod like a pinball because he didn’t sit down. Imagine the savior of humanity slamming into you, ass first, crushing every organ you have, right after he caved in the skull of the guy across from you with his flailing armor.

[@IvanicohG]

I truly believe the chief survived out of sheer .... convenience lol

[@MittensMTC]

This is not amazing…
It’s beyond amazing, it’s *Perfection*

[@IvanicohG]

thanks lol I hope you liked the Reach campaign!

[@Itsjustatheorythatthisismyname]

Just got back from school to this perfect thing to refresh my mind on every swear word you are the best teacher Ivanicoh

[@IvanicohG]

lol I was really trying to avoid them or else RUclips doesn’t recommend it

[@Itsjustatheorythatthisismyname]

​@IvanicohG dot: so this is why cortana got a body and I didn't

[@IvanicohG]

lol she’s got the holy tiddies necessary

[@socialaccount0000]

"Chief, did you at least bring my pipe? I was in the cell alone, couldn't get my beak wet and lay pipe" - Keyes
This isn't in character at all. Considering the Sex God that Keyes was, we all know any female Sangheli, Kig-Yar, etc would've been unable to resist the rizz of Captain Jacob Keyes

[@IvanicohG]

This is absolutely true. And for that. I am tonight’s biggest loser

[@raymondarmenta1433]

WTF is wrong with you? This is comedy Gold 😂🎉

[@IvanicohG]

lol thanks, I'm probably gonna finish CE this month I had fun doing this again

[@INFINITYTRIPOD2.0]

Yes

[@Normandy1998]

Algorithm ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽

[@IvanicohG]

lol thank you my friend!!

[@Normandy1998]

@@IvanicohG always happy to help