reading strange sentences from duolingo 3
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- I'm starting to grow tired of all of you
The making of this series has been my greatest mistake
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I know damn well that some of these are just random words scrambled and taped together. The guy who made those up even stated that he did this out of boredom, I did NOT make these
"Oops, that's not correct."
Run for your life
Oh no, he's hunting us now
"Sorry, your doctor is playing volleyball now"
the typical medicine in Russia
I am russian, and it is absolutely true
@@thefirstuwu8874 and i'm Russian too lol
@@дурачок :D
I am learning German and i got that sentence
😄👍1️⃣
You can tell by the tone of his voice and the lack of background music that he's really tired of doing this series
I Wonder why...
@@magdalenasraczhe wanted to make 2 parts but people were only saying more and even dm him
@@tysmenytsian I know
I feel like the more I watch of this, the more I learn about the lore of the individual characters
The bear is my fav
Matpat is going to make a video on Duolingo
@@CakeIsNotALie “I am the bear”
@@retinazer7652 "we do not speak portuguese"
@@NaiveCat45446zeroSEVEN “The Germans are talking in German.”
''gravity is the only thing keeping me here'' lmao why did i even laugh at this
It’s true lol
Time stamp?
The perks of knowing enough Spanish to see that a couple of the Spanish ones were faked
Yh
you are the best reader when it comes to doulingo
No
@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkovyes
Damn, I guess people weren't accepting of Owen and his parsnips so he had to move to Antarctica
5:22 btw
The fact I'm learning Korean and French and have not seen the sentences in the app makes me wanna see them (a weird French sentence I saw: A table for two people and one horse please)
es-tu un cheval?
in case i got it wrong, its supposed to say "are you a horse"
0:52 - The girl has nineteen toys.
3:09 - The furniture is big.
3:16 - We do not drink milk.
not even to read the pinned comment.
@@EiScarlatte I did read the pinned comment, smartass. I'm just translating because I felt like it.
Read the pinned comment
@@MrBeast60o0 I read the goddamn pinned comment, goddammit. I just felt like translating, because maybe if you english dudes actually wanted to learn this shit, it'd be here. I'm not pointing it out, I'm helping you understand my language. Thank you.
2:33: "We are building a prison for turtles."
"The engineer as an engineer"
And the floor is made of floor
I got one once saying “The cat eats soap”
3:42: "He threw a cat at her."
This one is true when you give a 7 or 8 year old boy a cat and he has a fight with his sister... Babysitters deal with things sometimes that the parents really would not expect.
Lily (which is her canon name) just roasted me at 2:56.
Zari*
Lily is the emo
I'm sorry if you already knew this by now
Fact: Everybody that has uses/used Duolingo had at least gotten One strange sentence before...
I hope this one is exaggerated and\or sarcastic:
2:55: "He spent all day sneezing on my keyboard."
"This is why I don't like people."
-Jared
Duolingo has asked me several times if I was cat, dog, or horse. Then they confirmed that I was a cat, dog and horse. I am not lying, I promise.
I hope one day i will be able to use gravity one in a conversation
3:16 actually, the sentence say "we don't drink milk". Some in portuguese are not the real traslation, but it's so funny
Same 🤣
"Useless to try to escape, it's locked." I know I have tried to escape but I can't because my sister missed all her Spanish lessons.
"I am your father." No Duolingo, I have no father. You should know that as it is your fault.
"Her mother has a grave." So does mine.
"We are building a prison for turtles." What do turtles have to do Spanish lessons too?
"These people can find you." Ok I didn't know I only knew of birds that can find me.
"We milk women." shortly followed by "Everyone must die." Oh god I need to get out of here SIS DO YOUR GODDAMN SPANISH LESSONS
"Yes the owl is smart and nice." Do you think you can fool me? I know your secrets.
"Is there internet in heaven?" I hope so because I will probably be going there soon.
"Run for your life." Bruh how it's locked
"My brother likes to watch people." No Duolingo, you like to watch people.
"They had watched me from the windows." Same
"Hey! Do you want to die?" Wait there is an option to not die?
Oo I just realised there is a pack of uno cards in here if I can find some uno reverse cards then maybe I can get out of here
"You do not exist." That will soon be true if I don't get off youtube and start finding the uno reverse cards so I can get out of here so bye!
The facial expressions make it even funnier
1:42: "No one is more cruel than me when I don't sleep well."
2:00 EXUSE ME JUNIOR WHY ARE YOU AT THE NIGHTCLUB?
The fact that it’s the right translation scares me
4:26 Actually means "I want a hot soup" if anyone is unsure
1.20 as a Greek Duolingo learner, I can say that I see this sentence like a million times.
*1:20
As a shrimp, I can confirm that I eat bears for my daily basis
"Danger is my bread and death is my butter"
- kgbagent.exe
Me : download Duolingo to run from depression
Duolingo :0:53
I hear door knock .....☠️☠️
I'm not playing doulingo anymore I wish doulingo don't hear that
1:24 even the duo app thinks theres weird setences
im a Brazilian just by seeing the “A gente não fala português” im laughing
For having a broken heart, that guy sure looks happy
At the very beginning of the video, seeing the (seemingly) Islamic guy say "We're going to school by plane" is the kind of dark humor I need in the morning.
More or 2222 snakes and spiders will creep in your house.
5:15 average duolingo experience:
bro, the one with the pink rice is so true. I learn Greek with Duolingo and it says sentences like: the rice is pink, the water is pink, the avocado is pink, the couscous is pink, couscous the museum
3:06 loading screen tips be like
I got one that said: She changed her lastname.
the engineer is an engineer
wow i never knew
4:40 cocaine bear moment
I got sentences that said "The baby is eating his father's book" and "My dog is talking to your cat!" 💀
4:00 Kateřino, chcete nového manžela? 😂 That got me (because it is in Czech)
4:02 this got me too😂
Забавно слышать от Чехии
The duolingo bird forgot how to speak proper english after making people learn spanish.
*the shrimp eats the bear*
What beautiful Duolingo logic.
I am stealing the last sentence as my roast line.
owen is back! 5:20
7:50 is a picture with a normal looking near
5:43 this one is also fake, the original is "julia, do you want to live with me"
zari is toxic: " having the flu is better than going with you "
The video: I am your father.
Me: *thinks of that one scene* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“This is why I don’t like people” too bad your are a person yourself 💀 (yes I know he is tired) but on part 1 I died laughing.
I have gotten “you are a mouse” in German way too many times than I should have. Also “oh, my daughter is smart” or replaced daughter with cat or some shit. Finally I will end it off with “where is my daughter”
Also just in case you were wondering for some reason, the translations in German are “Du bist eine maus” “oh, meine tochter it’s klug” and “Wo ist meine tochter”
Toy Story cowboy:I have a snake in my boot
3:02 Cookie Monster be like
"War is hell."
"She will go to hell."
😰😰😰😰
The last three minutes of that video, so many death threats.
0:51 The text says "The girl has nineteen toys" in Portuguese. Why did whoever took that screenshot understand it as "The leg has nineteen keys"?
3:07 Also, the original phrase says "The furniture is big".
3:15 And this one says "We do not drink milk".
4:26 Now, this is in Spanish, and thay wanted to translate "I want a hot soup".
5:41 "Julia, do you want to live with me?"
Did you NOT read pinned?
@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov Oops... No, I didn't... I'm so sorry...
1:20 I bet that was a Greek lesson
3:50 This is pretty much what Gilderoy Lockhart did :P
I one time got something that said “I need clothes”
i once got the Sentence, "I love my boyfriend". And the character was the bear..
0:02 "duloingo" LoL
4:57 good question
1:03 ironic since the bear is speaking portuguese
Are gonna eat peanut butter now
hmm
yes
the floor here is made out of floor
It does not rain in the house
Love this
1:26 oh no they are self aware now😂
0:52 In the fact, the right answer is "The girl has nineteen toys."
READ PINNED
5:44 what is wrong here? Rice with milk is normal food...
Im 10 meters away from you
You missed your Spanish lesson today. Ya sabes lo que pasa ahora!
Me: ya estudio español en mi colegio :^ pero tu no 🔫😀
Strange but funny sentences!
i come here to laugh, why am i actually learning some spanish from this
3:19
A little bit of pee came out at this part.
I love Duolingo reading
3:21 This had me dying
1:05 lol
5:44 Lol, my name is Dima too.
It gradually gets more fricking weirder
So glad I was not killed
'The snake talks to the boy' me: do you mean harry talks to the snake?
One time I got
"my mother is tall"
I may want more but I don’t want to torture you so don’t
2:58 Roast 1000
We need MORE
Bro stop spamming these
You only making him down
Why always drunk parrots 💀
2:36 The Hobbit reference, lmao
The last one 💀
“ i am an apple “ - my dutch lessons
I have a feeling that the sentence"I have a zero in English" is from my Duolingo
1:17 Vietnamese Learning? But it's funny!
1:03 como um brasileiro, eu posso confirmar que a jante não fala português
3:22 *Techically the truth.*
Why? What did the Turtles do?
Lol I got : where can we hide the bodies ? 😂😂😂
bro was a minecraft zombie💀💀💀