Watch: ruclips.net/video/cB4A2Sf1YA8/видео.html I know damn well that some of these are just random words scrambled and taped together. The guy who made those up even stated that he did this out of boredom, I did NOT make these
The fact I'm learning Korean and French and have not seen the sentences in the app makes me wanna see them (a weird French sentence I saw: A table for two people and one horse please)
3:42: "He threw a cat at her." This one is true when you give a 7 or 8 year old boy a cat and he has a fight with his sister... Babysitters deal with things sometimes that the parents really would not expect.
"Useless to try to escape, it's locked." I know I have tried to escape but I can't because my sister missed all her Spanish lessons. "I am your father." No Duolingo, I have no father. You should know that as it is your fault. "Her mother has a grave." So does mine. "We are building a prison for turtles." What do turtles have to do Spanish lessons too? "These people can find you." Ok I didn't know I only knew of birds that can find me. "We milk women." shortly followed by "Everyone must die." Oh god I need to get out of here SIS DO YOUR GODDAMN SPANISH LESSONS "Yes the owl is smart and nice." Do you think you can fool me? I know your secrets. "Is there internet in heaven?" I hope so because I will probably be going there soon. "Run for your life." Bruh how it's locked "My brother likes to watch people." No Duolingo, you like to watch people. "They had watched me from the windows." Same "Hey! Do you want to die?" Wait there is an option to not die? Oo I just realised there is a pack of uno cards in here if I can find some uno reverse cards then maybe I can get out of here "You do not exist." That will soon be true if I don't get off youtube and start finding the uno reverse cards so I can get out of here so bye!
I hope one day i will be able to use gravity one in a conversation 3:16 actually, the sentence say "we don't drink milk". Some in portuguese are not the real traslation, but it's so funny
At the very beginning of the video, seeing the (seemingly) Islamic guy say "We're going to school by plane" is the kind of dark humor I need in the morning.
bro, the one with the pink rice is so true. I learn Greek with Duolingo and it says sentences like: the rice is pink, the water is pink, the avocado is pink, the couscous is pink, couscous the museum
I have gotten “you are a mouse” in German way too many times than I should have. Also “oh, my daughter is smart” or replaced daughter with cat or some shit. Finally I will end it off with “where is my daughter” Also just in case you were wondering for some reason, the translations in German are “Du bist eine maus” “oh, meine tochter it’s klug” and “Wo ist meine tochter”
0:51 The text says "The girl has nineteen toys" in Portuguese. Why did whoever took that screenshot understand it as "The leg has nineteen keys"? 3:07 Also, the original phrase says "The furniture is big". 3:15 And this one says "We do not drink milk". 4:26 Now, this is in Spanish, and thay wanted to translate "I want a hot soup". 5:41 "Julia, do you want to live with me?"
Watch: ruclips.net/video/cB4A2Sf1YA8/видео.html
I know damn well that some of these are just random words scrambled and taped together. The guy who made those up even stated that he did this out of boredom, I did NOT make these
"Oops, that's not correct."
Run for your life
Oh no, he's hunting us now
"Sorry, your doctor is playing volleyball now"
the typical medicine in Russia
I am russian, and it is absolutely true
@@thefirstuwu8874 and i'm Russian too lol
@@дурачок :D
I am learning German and i got that sentence
😄👍1️⃣
You can tell by the tone of his voice and the lack of background music that he's really tired of doing this series
I Wonder why...
@@magdalenasraczhe wanted to make 2 parts but people were only saying more and even dm him
@@tysmenytsian I know
I feel like the more I watch of this, the more I learn about the lore of the individual characters
The bear is my fav
Matpat is going to make a video on Duolingo
@@CakeIsNotALie “I am the bear”
@@retinazer7652 "we do not speak portuguese"
@@NaiveCat45446zeroSEVEN “The Germans are talking in German.”
''gravity is the only thing keeping me here'' lmao why did i even laugh at this
It’s true lol
Time stamp?
you are the best reader when it comes to doulingo
No
@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkovyes
The perks of knowing enough Spanish to see that a couple of the Spanish ones were faked
Yh
Damn, I guess people weren't accepting of Owen and his parsnips so he had to move to Antarctica
5:22 btw
The fact I'm learning Korean and French and have not seen the sentences in the app makes me wanna see them (a weird French sentence I saw: A table for two people and one horse please)
es-tu un cheval?
in case i got it wrong, its supposed to say "are you a horse"
2:33: "We are building a prison for turtles."
I hope this one is exaggerated and\or sarcastic:
2:55: "He spent all day sneezing on my keyboard."
"The engineer as an engineer"
And the floor is made of floor
3:42: "He threw a cat at her."
This one is true when you give a 7 or 8 year old boy a cat and he has a fight with his sister... Babysitters deal with things sometimes that the parents really would not expect.
Fact: Everybody that has uses/used Duolingo had at least gotten One strange sentence before...
4:26 Actually means "I want a hot soup" if anyone is unsure
Lily (which is her canon name) just roasted me at 2:56.
Zari*
Lily is the emo
I'm sorry if you already knew this by now
1:42: "No one is more cruel than me when I don't sleep well."
I got one once saying “The cat eats soap”
Duolingo has asked me several times if I was cat, dog, or horse. Then they confirmed that I was a cat, dog and horse. I am not lying, I promise.
The facial expressions make it even funnier
2:00 EXUSE ME JUNIOR WHY ARE YOU AT THE NIGHTCLUB?
The fact that it’s the right translation scares me
"Useless to try to escape, it's locked." I know I have tried to escape but I can't because my sister missed all her Spanish lessons.
"I am your father." No Duolingo, I have no father. You should know that as it is your fault.
"Her mother has a grave." So does mine.
"We are building a prison for turtles." What do turtles have to do Spanish lessons too?
"These people can find you." Ok I didn't know I only knew of birds that can find me.
"We milk women." shortly followed by "Everyone must die." Oh god I need to get out of here SIS DO YOUR GODDAMN SPANISH LESSONS
"Yes the owl is smart and nice." Do you think you can fool me? I know your secrets.
"Is there internet in heaven?" I hope so because I will probably be going there soon.
"Run for your life." Bruh how it's locked
"My brother likes to watch people." No Duolingo, you like to watch people.
"They had watched me from the windows." Same
"Hey! Do you want to die?" Wait there is an option to not die?
Oo I just realised there is a pack of uno cards in here if I can find some uno reverse cards then maybe I can get out of here
"You do not exist." That will soon be true if I don't get off youtube and start finding the uno reverse cards so I can get out of here so bye!
As a shrimp, I can confirm that I eat bears for my daily basis
I hope one day i will be able to use gravity one in a conversation
3:16 actually, the sentence say "we don't drink milk". Some in portuguese are not the real traslation, but it's so funny
Same 🤣
"This is why I don't like people."
-Jared
I'm not playing doulingo anymore I wish doulingo don't hear that
"Danger is my bread and death is my butter"
- kgbagent.exe
7:50 is a picture with a normal looking near
3:06 loading screen tips be like
1:24 even the duo app thinks theres weird setences
5:44 what is wrong here? Rice with milk is normal food...
Why always drunk parrots 💀
For having a broken heart, that guy sure looks happy
1.20 as a Greek Duolingo learner, I can say that I see this sentence like a million times.
*1:20
im a Brazilian just by seeing the “A gente não fala português” im laughing
“This is why I don’t like people” too bad your are a person yourself 💀 (yes I know he is tired) but on part 1 I died laughing.
More or 2222 snakes and spiders will creep in your house.
Me : download Duolingo to run from depression
Duolingo :0:53
I hear door knock .....☠️☠️
I got one that said: She changed her lastname.
5:15 average duolingo experience:
*the shrimp eats the bear*
What beautiful Duolingo logic.
the engineer is an engineer
wow i never knew
Are gonna eat peanut butter now
I am stealing the last sentence as my roast line.
The duolingo bird forgot how to speak proper english after making people learn spanish.
At the very beginning of the video, seeing the (seemingly) Islamic guy say "We're going to school by plane" is the kind of dark humor I need in the morning.
3:50 This is pretty much what Gilderoy Lockhart did :P
owen is back! 5:20
bro, the one with the pink rice is so true. I learn Greek with Duolingo and it says sentences like: the rice is pink, the water is pink, the avocado is pink, the couscous is pink, couscous the museum
I got sentences that said "The baby is eating his father's book" and "My dog is talking to your cat!" 💀
4:00 Kateřino, chcete nového manžela? 😂 That got me (because it is in Czech)
4:02 this got me too😂
Забавно слышать от Чехии
zari is toxic: " having the flu is better than going with you "
The last three minutes of that video, so many death threats.
Toy Story cowboy:I have a snake in my boot
'The snake talks to the boy' me: do you mean harry talks to the snake?
1:20 I bet that was a Greek lesson
The video: I am your father.
Me: *thinks of that one scene* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You missed your Spanish lesson today. Ya sabes lo que pasa ahora!
Me: ya estudio español en mi colegio :^ pero tu no 🔫😀
"War is hell."
"She will go to hell."
😰😰😰😰
Love this
1:03 ironic since the bear is speaking portuguese
5:43 this one is also fake, the original is "julia, do you want to live with me"
I one time got something that said “I need clothes”
4:57 good question
0:02 "duloingo" LoL
1:05 lol
3:02 Cookie Monster be like
I have gotten “you are a mouse” in German way too many times than I should have. Also “oh, my daughter is smart” or replaced daughter with cat or some shit. Finally I will end it off with “where is my daughter”
Also just in case you were wondering for some reason, the translations in German are “Du bist eine maus” “oh, meine tochter it’s klug” and “Wo ist meine tochter”
It gradually gets more fricking weirder
It does not rain in the house
1:17 Vietnamese Learning? But it's funny!
i once got the Sentence, "I love my boyfriend". And the character was the bear..
1:39 you don't say
I may want more but I don’t want to torture you so don’t
Im 10 meters away from you
Strange but funny sentences!
5:44 Lol, my name is Dima too.
I have a feeling that the sentence"I have a zero in English" is from my Duolingo
hmm
yes
the floor here is made out of floor
3:21 This had me dying
i come here to laugh, why am i actually learning some spanish from this
So glad I was not killed
0:52 In the fact, the right answer is "The girl has nineteen toys."
READ PINNED
0:54 I think she is talking about furries
“ i am an apple “ - my dutch lessons
I love Duolingo reading
One time I got
"my mother is tall"
3:19
A little bit of pee came out at this part.
Lol I got : where can we hide the bodies ? 😂😂😂
0:51 The text says "The girl has nineteen toys" in Portuguese. Why did whoever took that screenshot understand it as "The leg has nineteen keys"?
3:07 Also, the original phrase says "The furniture is big".
3:15 And this one says "We do not drink milk".
4:26 Now, this is in Spanish, and thay wanted to translate "I want a hot soup".
5:41 "Julia, do you want to live with me?"
Did you NOT read pinned?
@@JaredJTArtsTsvetkov Oops... No, I didn't... I'm so sorry...
1:03 como um brasileiro, eu posso confirmar que a jante não fala português
1:26 oh no they are self aware now😂
2:58 Roast 1000
0:54 bruh 2.0
We need MORE
Bro stop spamming these
You only making him down
That outro though.
3:22 *Techically the truth.*
How in the world is this guy not laughing the whole video?
2:36 The Hobbit reference, lmao