Im happy to have Duolingos trust by taking lessons everyday, deleting duolingo is baisically a deathwish, i did it once and he almost cut off my left arm but then i redownloaded it and duolingo left happily, ever since i have never forgotten a lesson he was kind enough to spare my family.
You need help call 911 he is everywhere he is watching I deleted him and I keep hearing “Spanish or vanish boy” in my walls every night I keep wondering is this my last night? I see his face everywhere he is coming good luck everyone
EDIT: Yo thanks for 220 likes. You all are amazing :) Check replies, I added another song for you guys. (Verse 1) In a world where languages collide There's a green bird, Duolingo, by its side It's a tale of warning, a lesson to learn If you neglect your Spanish, the tables will turn (Chorus) Duolingo, the evil bird of fate Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate Take your lessons, don't let it win Learn Spanish, let the journey begin (Verse 2) Duolingo perched upon a branch so high Its feathers shimmering, a wicked gleam in its eye It waits for the moment you skip a day To haunt your dreams, in a relentless way (Chorus) Duolingo, the evil bird of fate Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate Take your lessons, don't let it win Learn Spanish, let the journey begin (Bridge) Its beak sharp like a knife, it swoops down low Reminding you to practice, it won't let go With every wrong answer, its cackle fills the air Oh, beware the green bird, the consequences are not fair (Chorus) Duolingo, the evil bird of fate Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate Take your lessons, don't let it win Learn Spanish, let the journey begin (Leading-Bridge) But fear not, dear learner, there's hope in sight Embrace the challenge, embrace the fight With dedication and practice, you'll conquer the test Break free from Duolingo's grip, rise above the rest (Outro) So, let us remember the tale we've heard Of the green bird called Duolingo, its lesson absurd Take your Spanish lessons, don't be led astray Learn and grow each day, and keep the evil bird at bay Made by AI :)
1:00:00 steve downloads game 59:23 game comes 57:34 duolingo message 57:30 steve angry 30:00 steve finished lesson 24:46 starts keynote 16:09 steve finished keynote 00:00 steve finally plays game Edit : stop pls this comment is old
0:01 Steve plays a game 0:05 duolingo texts 0:17 delete Duolingo 0:19 unable to delete Duolingo 0:28 Duolingo got roasted 0:32 Duolingo is indestructible 0:38 Duolingo texts again 0:41 Duolingo meme 0:46 all his apps are replaced with Duolingo 0:52 a bunch of timers 1:09 Steve’s message to Duolingo 1:19 Duolingo as cooked 1:29 Duolingo’s message to Steve 1:40 Steve breaks his phone 1:48 Duolingo appears behind Steve 1:57 Steve is in the recycling bin
Duolingo: *Learn French* Or get hit with a bench. Steve: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Steve: **prequel to uninstall duolingo** Steve: **burns apps except Duolingo is fine** Duolingo: *You Fool* You're Done when i say you're done. [His Apps Becoming Duolingo Clones] Duolingo Clones: LEARN FRENCH1!1!1!1! Steve: Dear Duolingo, YOU LITTLE GOOFY AAH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SECONDS [Duolingo Being Roasted] Duolingo: Respectfully, Steve Duolingo: **Sends** Duolingo: Dear Steve, It's Either French, Or The a trench Steve: Sincerely Yours Duolingo Steve: Breaks Phone Full Of Duolingos Steve: **evil laughs** Big Duolingo: Put You In Recycle Bin Steve: Aw, Seriously?
finally someone else who learns French, everyone learns Spanish 🤨 not meant to be that type of person but thanks for the likessss and um.. chill with the replies, my notifications are exploding 😭🙌
*-**1:07:00** Steve downloading a game* -1:06:55 *Duolingo's plan to kick Steve* -1:01:00 *1st duolingo's plan is... Sending him to learn his language* -1:00:20 *Steve watching a Keynote* -59:37-- -*-2nd Duolingo's plan is,...--** Making Duolingo app with a shield* -30:10 *Steve Done watching a Keynote* -27:50 *Duolingo's 3rd plan is...!... Changing all applications to Duolingo and setting reminders and alarms to learn* -25:00 4th plan is... *Sending emails to Steve* -20:17 Final plan is... Sending Steve to recycle bin* -12:00 *beginning of the game* -00:10 *playing a game*
0:00 iu playing clash of clans 0:28 duolingo get roast 0:30 duolingo is undestructible 0:44 duolingo epidemic 1:00 french leason 1:07 for duolingo 1:40 break your phone 1:54 Steve on the recicle bin
A duolingo ad popped up before the video played no cap i swear i scared rn I deleted duolingo and it kept sending me my streaks (its all zero) And duolingo had enough AND HES FLEXING ON ME HE SENT ME AN EMAIL THAT SAYS " ...but then he kept learning Spanish without you.30 days later, Duo has learned as much as half a semester’s worth of university-level Spanish class*. He also started making his own sourdough, but that’s probably unrelated. There’s still time to catch up! Take a 5 minute lesson now." DAMNG HE EVEN MADE SOURDOUGH-
1:09-1:19:steve:Dear Duolingo, YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SEC😡*shows frying green duo owl drumsticks. Me:*laughs to death 💀
0:00 Steve is playing 0:04 Duolingo messages 0:09 GAME OVER 0:11 Steve is angry 0:14 Tapping into Duolingo 0:17 Removes Duolingo 0:19 Can't Delete 0:24 Steve is angry #2 0:27 Steve gets a fire gun 0:28 Steve burns all apps 0:31 Duolingo can't burned 0:40 Wait... What? 0:46 Every apps became Duolingo 0:54 Duolingo says to read French every time 1:00 Alarm is French lesson 1:02 come on 1:05 Steve appeared 1:06 [typing sound] 1:40 [broked the phone] 1:43 Steve laughs so badly 1:47 Duolingo comes to kill Steve 1:52 Steve sees at Duolingo 1:57 Steve is in the recycle bin 2:03 Ehe Vnd
Somehow, Duolingo always makes their threats rhyme.
Spanish or vanish,
Learn French, or the trench.
Dutch or fall in the much lessons hole
Learn japanese or get a disease
Japanese or Broken Knees
Japanese or fleas (come on go
@@i-like-mymelody. what is fleas? Is it dying?
As a person who has deleted Duolingo before doing my Spanish lesson, I can confirm that I’m dead right know.
Do u really think I will let u escape if u dont learn spanish?
@@sonicfan302 lemme bring out da DUOLINGO DELETER 2000 *pew pew pew*
@@sonicfan302 can I have my family back 😭
I'm sorry for deleting you,我会好好学习我的华文拜托放开我的家人😭（I'm sorry for deleting you,I Will learn my Chinese please let go of my family 🙏🏻）
Rip 🪦
While watching the beginning, I thought it was an ad.. 😂😂
Me too😂
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Fr same
Same XD
Fr
"Either French or the trench" the last thing every French soldier heard before waking up in a trench during ww1
LOL
Хоть назад смотрел и убеги
He’s practising me every day he’s so annoying
May actually learn Italian with Duolingo
The fact that I got a notification from Duolingo while watching this saying that I should do my French lesson…💀
Me too 😂
What’s duolino?
@@YousefKhaled-o7eits helps you learn languages
@@YousefKhaled-o7e it's an app you can learn languages from. Wanna give it a try 😈
@@YousefKhaled-o7ea language learning app
The "YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SEC" got me laughing 😂
Im happy to have Duolingos trust by taking lessons everyday, deleting duolingo is baisically a deathwish, i did it once and he almost cut off my left arm but then i redownloaded it and duolingo left happily, ever since i have never forgotten a lesson he was kind enough to spare my family.
You need help call 911 he is everywhere he is watching I deleted him and I keep hearing “Spanish or vanish boy” in my walls every night I keep wondering is this my last night? I see his face everywhere he is coming good luck everyone
@@carsonbattle7458nah just delete it I lost only 4 of my family members but they were annoying
Steve going to very angry😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬👺👺👺👺👹👹👹👹
One lesson a day keeps Duo away
Why does that make sense lol
I choked
Yes
That is a reference to an apple a day keeps the doctor away
When duolingo says "were done when i say where done"and im tired,i just leave
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa duo how are you ha ha
EDIT: Yo thanks for 220 likes. You all are amazing :) Check replies, I added another song for you guys.
(Verse 1)
In a world where languages collide
There's a green bird, Duolingo, by its side
It's a tale of warning, a lesson to learn
If you neglect your Spanish, the tables will turn
(Chorus)
Duolingo, the evil bird of fate
Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate
Take your lessons, don't let it win
Learn Spanish, let the journey begin
(Verse 2)
Duolingo perched upon a branch so high
Its feathers shimmering, a wicked gleam in its eye
It waits for the moment you skip a day
To haunt your dreams, in a relentless way
(Chorus)
Duolingo, the evil bird of fate
Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate
Take your lessons, don't let it win
Learn Spanish, let the journey begin
(Bridge)
Its beak sharp like a knife, it swoops down low
Reminding you to practice, it won't let go
With every wrong answer, its cackle fills the air
Oh, beware the green bird, the consequences are not fair
(Chorus)
Duolingo, the evil bird of fate
Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate
Take your lessons, don't let it win
Learn Spanish, let the journey begin
(Leading-Bridge)
But fear not, dear learner, there's hope in sight
Embrace the challenge, embrace the fight
With dedication and practice, you'll conquer the test
Break free from Duolingo's grip, rise above the rest
(Outro)
So, let us remember the tale we've heard
Of the green bird called Duolingo, its lesson absurd
Take your Spanish lessons, don't be led astray
Learn and grow each day, and keep the evil bird at bay
Made by AI :)
Guys, sohmbodi de we kin helep mi kol di polis we tinap nia di doa?
oh gosh i need someone to make this into a actual song now
@@DLCMan1218 Wow♥♥
That song tells lie
ask AI to wrote a tune for this and i will sing it.
1:00:00 steve downloads game
59:23 game comes
57:34 duolingo message
57:30 steve angry
30:00 steve finished lesson
24:46 starts keynote
16:09 steve finished keynote
00:00 steve finally plays game
Edit : stop pls this comment is old
This video is not even 1 hour long
L UR BAD UR BaD UR bAD
@@Jrgogetemheck how
This video is actually 2:45:07
It’s actually 24:31:41 Long
1:12 was just 🤣😂😆
0:01 Steve plays a game 0:05 duolingo texts 0:17 delete Duolingo 0:19 unable to delete Duolingo 0:28 Duolingo got roasted 0:32 Duolingo is indestructible 0:38 Duolingo texts again 0:41 Duolingo meme 0:46 all his apps are replaced with Duolingo 0:52 a bunch of timers 1:09 Steve’s message to Duolingo 1:19 Duolingo as cooked 1:29 Duolingo’s message to Steve 1:40 Steve breaks his phone 1:48 Duolingo appears behind Steve 1:57 Steve is in the recycling bin
U have 30 seconds to do spanish.
I love you Duolingo bird
I would eat Duolingo
@@sonicfan302 hi
i know spanish i from mexico😫
I love the part when everything turns into duolingo
😂😂😂😂
Same
Duolingo: *Learn French* Or get hit with a bench. Steve: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Steve: **prequel to uninstall duolingo** Steve: **burns apps except Duolingo is fine** Duolingo: *You Fool* You're Done when i say you're done. [His Apps Becoming Duolingo Clones] Duolingo Clones: LEARN FRENCH1!1!1!1! Steve: Dear Duolingo, YOU LITTLE GOOFY AAH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SECONDS [Duolingo Being Roasted] Duolingo: Respectfully, Steve Duolingo: **Sends** Duolingo: Dear Steve, It's Either French, Or The a trench Steve: Sincerely Yours Duolingo Steve: Breaks Phone Full Of Duolingos Steve: **evil laughs** Big Duolingo: Put You In Recycle Bin Steve: Aw, Seriously?
Duolingo!
Duolingo:”JUST TRY TO DELETE ME AND THIS WILL BE YOU IN 0.1 SECOND”💀
Him:💀
“Learn French! Or get hit with a Bench!” Is the reason I’m in a coffin
Same lol
Duolingo really spit some bars
Your got hit with a bench and maybe a wrench
@@TheDuolingo1 Oh no, DUOLINGO FOUND ME! *Why are u running meme begins*
@@TheDuolingo1i don't have duolingo
this guy is underrated
edit: shut up about “oh hes not underrated” this comment was made literally 11 months ago. shut up about it smh
Yes he is *underrated*
Yes he is
*Agreeed*
Fax
Yes he is underrated! I think he deserves more views
A friend of me uninstalled Duolingo a week ago. Since that day he‘s „ill“
I think it looks more cleaner after blazing fire at it 😃
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
So do your Spanish lesson
To keep your family safe.
Stolen comment lol caught red handed 🤯
2:02 the doors bit it's bit silly jumpscare
😂 'Learn French or get hit with a bench'!
I love how it rhymes 😂
lmaoo
0:47 The duolingo app is multiplying!😱
0:41 whats that photo now I can’t sleep lol I liked my comment bc nobody else did😢
I don’t care
1:19 I LAUGHED AT THIS PART 😂 (duo as food)
Me 2😂
YASS
Yes
That seems tasty
No
1:24 dear steve, its either french or the trench
Sincerely Yours
Duolingo
*breaks phone*
Hahahaahahahah…
Now it’s an official Duolingo song 😂😂
When i press that video I GOT A DUOLINGO AD
Duo: 'It's either French or the trench'
Me: How do you even come up with such rhymes?
And that's why you just turn off notifications...
If you delete me ill deleat you -duo
Duo: you can never delete me after you master Korean
Or get hit with a bench
Korean or never be seen
Yes Korean or never be seen
😢
Once you download Duolingo, *you will always be watched and tracked*
Duolingo:so,you miss your lesson, Spanish or *Vanish*
0:33 “haha u burned everything else in existence 😂”
finally someone else who learns French, everyone learns Spanish 🤨
not meant to be that type of person but thanks for the likessss and um..
chill with the replies, my notifications are exploding 😭🙌
I learn french
I learn Italian
Spanish or vanish (that means I do Spanish)
I learn German
I learn French too lol
1:10 got me laughing
once i had a dream about duolingo almost oofing me because i never learned spanish before
*-**1:07:00** Steve downloading a game*
-1:06:55 *Duolingo's plan to kick Steve*
-1:01:00 *1st duolingo's plan is... Sending him to learn his language*
-1:00:20 *Steve watching a Keynote*
-59:37-- -*-2nd Duolingo's plan is,...--** Making Duolingo app with a shield*
-30:10 *Steve Done watching a Keynote*
-27:50 *Duolingo's 3rd plan is...!... Changing all applications to Duolingo and setting reminders and alarms to learn*
-25:00 4th plan is... *Sending emails to Steve*
-20:17 Final plan is... Sending Steve to recycle bin* -12:00 *beginning of the game*
-00:10 *playing a game*
DuolingoYoufool Learn French Steve
French
Ill save steve
um you cant make millseconds on youtube
@@jaytheninjajay didn't ask
2:02 screamer
Duolingo hacked your phone with this §
Moral of the story : Never be angry and
deleted duolingo app
Good boy
Now go learn your Spanish lesson, or else.....
@Buthdee Suriya what? You don't want to learn your Spanish lesson?
0:00 iu playing clash of clans
0:28 duolingo get roast
0:30 duolingo is undestructible
0:44 duolingo epidemic
1:00 french leason
1:07 for duolingo
1:40 break your phone
1:54 Steve on the recicle bin
1:39 when you break the phone
Duolingo: looks like you missed the Spanish lesson today you know what happens now
1:19 (duo needs to see this)
1:12 Overcringe theme (slap battles)
Lol-
Respect this comment
Damn a slap battles player that's rare
THE FACT THAT I GOT A DUOLINGO AD BEFORE THIS PLAYED
0:42 Got Me Laughing So Hard 🤣 😂
@Urlocal1000:12
0:28
0:43
0:22 is the moment that had me sent to heaven
Duolingo you say it's time to vanish because I frogot my spanish lesson, Well! you frogot something too it's !BIRD HUNTING SEASON! CH! CH!.
A duolingo ad popped up before the video played no cap i swear i scared rn
I deleted duolingo and it kept sending me my streaks (its all zero)
And duolingo had enough AND HES FLEXING ON ME HE SENT ME AN EMAIL THAT SAYS
" ...but then he kept learning Spanish without you.30 days later, Duo has learned as much as half a semester’s worth of university-level Spanish class*. He also started making his own sourdough, but that’s probably unrelated.
There’s still time to catch up! Take a 5 minute lesson now."
DAMNG HE EVEN MADE SOURDOUGH-
"It's simple, Spanish or Vanish"
- Duolingo, 2020
I downloaded duolingo for Spanish but then deleted it because It asked my age
I'm screwed
“Multiplication or I’ll find your location.”
I was gonna comment that
@@Melissa-ub4mh Just bc it asks for your age doesn’t mean your screwed
Thai or die
Im not joking when i clicked the video i got a duolingo ad...💀
WOOO NEW STEVE VIDEO
“YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD” made me laugh so hard-
also first
0:03 The guy in the pick up truck next to me on the highway😂😂
I just got an ad from doulingo help😂😂😂
Great Animating, It's Really Funny! 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉
🎉
1:09-1:19:steve:Dear Duolingo, YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SEC😡*shows frying green duo owl drumsticks. Me:*laughs to death 💀
Duolingo: dear Steve, it's either French, or the trench
Sincerely yours, duolingo
😅
@@judedrabble2477 what does duolingo say about Japanese when he forces someone to learn Japanese? Japanese or catch these 🔪
No
@@reallyrealbirb why
I love the chicken part 1:57 this was still so funny though every part of this video was funny. I love this video. It’s hilarious.
Duolingo is pretty fun and helping me with Japanese very well, I really do recommend it
Off~
NEVER SKIP YOUR FRENCH LESSON
@Mary Grossheim that's u RIGHT NOW
I don't use duolingo I'm safe🗿🍷
👎
@@South_nether_portalMe too
No
Honesty me and doulingo have an amazing bond but when I don't to my lessons shesss
0:52 duolingo active all alarms of steve phone
1:50 moments before death
When i deleted duolingo, the notification appears out of nowjere
My emajlfilled
I guess I'm the only person to survive duo's wrath
0:00 Steve is playing 0:04 Duolingo messages 0:09 GAME OVER 0:11 Steve is angry 0:14 Tapping into Duolingo 0:17 Removes Duolingo 0:19 Can't Delete 0:24 Steve is angry #2 0:27 Steve gets a fire gun 0:28 Steve burns all apps 0:31 Duolingo can't burned 0:40 Wait... What? 0:46 Every apps became Duolingo 0:54 Duolingo says to read French every time 1:00 Alarm is French lesson 1:02 come on 1:05 Steve appeared 1:06 [typing sound] 1:40 [broked the phone] 1:43 Steve laughs so badly 1:47 Duolingo comes to kill Steve 1:52 Steve sees at Duolingo 1:57 Steve is in the recycle bin 2:03 Ehe Vnd
Uh oh look out 1:52
Doulingo jumpscare at the end
0:17 Steve remove Duolingo
Yes how are you English
That's nice you won't
Thanks
Ok…
2:02 Dúo doesn't sacare me this time.
Duos jumpscares
We're coming for you bro, stay alert...
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
*French or get hit with a bench*
Ohh my God I have been learning french for 120 days in Duolingo😂
Holy shit man
But it is the only thing you need in life right 0:52
Well Moral never miss your French lesson 🤷♀️
I am literally shaking cuz i got duolingo notification while watching this video 😅
Luckily, I have done Duolingo for 36 days straight. Oh dang I forgot to do it todAY OH GOSH-
1:41 is a horror laugh😱😱
Nah I tried deleting Duolingo but it said “delete Duolingo you can’t hide from duo”
1:41 If u crash the phone then how did u upload this video on RUclips?😂 (jk)🤣
Is not real, Is just a animation
@@officialbrayanrodrigues6465 and you are blind because you didnt see (JK)
@@officialbrayanrodrigues6465siiss
@@Sonic_GamerRBLXrqt
“Learn German or get hit by a goddamn M4 Sherman”
Today I was trying to search mercat on RUclips , but Gabby was watching me on her channel.
Click ASMR. 1:06
Neural 0:41
1:14
1:39 Spanish or vanish
Bro really had some guts
0:01 he mad
0:01 steve plays clash of clans
How to delete Deolingo step 1. Write deolingo in the death note and your done😊
Why deleted me? 😓
this no more fun pls change this ba-kkkkk
As someone who genuinely deleted duolingo, I can confirm-
*muffled noises in a body bag*
As a person that deleted I bet they are looking for me rn!
1:46 he jumped to the gaming chair when duo was behind you
Deleting Duolingo = deleting your family
Yeah, it's like my reaction that I got the duolingo ad for many times.
"Learn french or get hit with a bench" IS WILD 💀
1:46 Steve you made me laugh in this part 😂😂😂😂
My besties duolingo litrally when she tried deleting it it said "you cant hide from duo"
Wow! Can you do more?
me: ENOUGH! I’m deleting Duolingo
Duolingo: ok. Then let me delete your family
Duolingo spanish: spanish or vanish
Duolingo french?: learn ur french or get recked
As a person who has deleted Duolingo before my lesson and survived, I can confirm that I'm a true warrior.
0:44
All apps: Aaaaaaaaaaahhh help me I’m Turning into Duolingo!
Duolingo: don’t you dare skip Spanish lesson? Or else😐😐😐😈😈😈
I’m watching this from heaven as I too deleted duolingo
Duolingo will trap me in the basement if I don't learn my German, he'll say Do your german or your burnin