FGO Servant Slander: Assassins
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- Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2022
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The newest Assassin be like: _I'll assasinate my enemies calmly with a cavalry attack._
Bet they weren't expecting that from an assasin, eh?
@@IdiotN4 I guess she has an element of surprise as her weapon.
@@rejoicingfakepriest201 She could also probably pass as a rider class. That sorta thing oughta have its uses.
Rider disguised as an Assassin
A plan so trash once you hear it that it can be expected as some plot from sun tzu's level of knowledge
Nightingale: you may have been a decent support in the past, but now that we have better options, your main purpose is to serve as the source for Fate's nurse fetish doujins
Lancelot: Zero made you look like an unstoppable monster but your kit makes you look like a stubborn old man who doesn't want change with the times
Ibaraki: it's no wonder people call you a banana since you're so easy to bruise as a berserker
Hercules: Despite mechanically and lore wise being able to solo the game and give the finger to the devs on how you are supposed to play, They still cant write you winning a fight.
Pretty mild roast for Corday. I mean, if a story chapter she plays a major part in makes people grail her despite being s 1* AND an assassin i'd say that's pretty good.
She is top meme after 1 shotting Goetia with an NP stab on Goetia's thighs. 😂
@@T.K.9 She stabbed Ivan in a special place too.
"Hello waifu who loves MC for basically no reason at first sight number 362528"
Is what I would have said. There. I mentioned it. Charlotte has basically no character besides being waifu
Herc: You are a living example that FGO could easily do Bond CEs well but simply refuse to.
Thats more of a roast on FGO than on herc itself.
Yeah man. There is like 3 bond CEs that aren't just "15% damage mod to party when equipped on a dps servant that can only benefit from having a blackgrail"
@@Danothyus1 Herc is so great that when you try to slender him, you slender the game instead
Herc is literally just a 5star choosing to be 4star because he is quite simply built different.
3:00 I'm probably the 1% of the 0.1% FGO fans out there who really liked Horie Yui's voice and her reminding me of a monogatari character huh 😭😭😭
That would be me joining you there
I love Hanekawa
Oryou was better
Heracles: You are named after Hera forcing you to kill your family, and there's nothing more sad than that.
Lu Bu: don't know what more sad, that people only know you from Dynasty Warriors or that you are not as terrifying as you were in Dynast Warriors.
Kintoki: Your rider form from a seasonal event gets more screen time than this, your original form.
Raikou: the epitome of the mommy fetish
Cu Alter: Even as a five star you can't escape the Cu memes.
I disagree about the Raikou part. Remember Tiamat is in the game
Hijikata: For all your accomplishments in life, giving up love for your ideals, you are known by millions of weebs as the guy who loves pickles.
Bunyan: Nothing I can say is worse than what Riyo did to you
Nightingale: You have an interesting kit and decked Goetia in the face, but you've been out-dated since Merlin and made completely irrelevant -even -*-with-*- your rank up- by Castie.
Alternately...
Nightingale: Your Halloween craft essence costume is more popular than you are.
(Forgive me, my beloved first 5-star, please get a new buff soon.)
Laughs in skipped Merlin bc too broken
Kiritsugu: When the mage killer CAN'T KILL MAGES
As if what he went through his life wasn't enough, he got call to the counterforce weak to Casters as the Magus Killerr
Kiritsugu can't ever win in life huh
In lore assassins were experts in killing mages
That caused me to make mistakes in the roster when i was a beginner
Eric Bloodaxe: if anyone wonders why we don't have more servants that are vikings, you are the reason why
Eric Bloodaxe: I once made a list of all the servants I forgot existed and I forgot to even add you to that list
Kintoki: people want to replay your welfare event more than they want to play with you: NO BALLS, LASAGNA!
Tamamo Cat: Naked Apron. . . What do you mean she has other ascensions?
Penthesilea: Despite being a successful business owner in modern Chaldea and a respected powerful queen of the Amazons, your entire personality boils down to ACHILLEEEEES!
Xiang Yu: A berserker in class only, also a plot device when the devs need one.
Musashi: despite having an excellent kit, the only reasons anyone grails you is for your "big guns."
Lu Bu: you were one of the greatest generals of your day, but now your horse has more personality
1:41 so embarrassing that Skadi has to make her own summer swimsuit as 5star ruler to rule over the first summer walfare in effectiveness
Lu Bu: the only reason we understand your grunts and growls is because the gacha has also driven us into madness
Herc- We still don’t have you’re archer form and that is sad
Vlad III- why are you the Berserker and not the other one?
Kijyo Koyo- The fact that they got rid of your T-Rex form in your later ascensions is a shame.
Kiyohime: The original character with a joke characterization that will never be changed, you trailblazed for every other character who people absolutely detest but who will never get a single line that works to fix them because you're so tuned in to that one unfunny joke you might as well be the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom.
Darius: Despite being the ruler to one of the greatest early civilizations in the world and ostensibly being Gilgamesh's successor as king of the cradle of civilization, I wouldn't remember you existed were it not for you popping up in my last friend point roll.
Eric Bloodaxe: There is nothing I can say that is more insulting than the writer's dismissiveness of you because they didn't want to do any actual research.
Lancelot: does your need for Artoria to flog you for misdeeds with her wife really require you to possess a f-14?
Since the Berserkers are next…
Arjuna Alter: For being billed as an omnipotent character, you get completely hard-countered by something so simple (debuff immunity) that a good amount of the roster - playable or not - has it.
Bloodaxe: Who?
Penthesilea: The original material gives you better characterization than Fate does, which reduces you to your hate for Achilles.
Kiyohime: You are an example of how a lore-inspired buff can sometimes correctly not be a buff at all.
Any Berserker with (roaring) dialogue: *cue roar track*
Asterios: You act like such a gentle soul it is easy to forget that you ate children in the labyrinth.
Tamacat: I never bothered to look up your third ascension and I regret leveling you.
Lu Bu: The one piece of memorable lore you have is that you are such a traitor that even being near mindless you still find a way to screw people over.
Oda Nobunaga- You are the best of the three Nobunaga's, but that's not saying much when all three versions of you need your younger brother to even make you useful.
Eric Bloodaxe- If it wasn't for Goat Daddy Klidge constantly reminding everyone that you exist, your corpse would've been left in Okeanos to sink to the bottom of the sea.
Frankenstein- It's sad that a Neko Arc in Grand Carnival that dressed up as you has significantly more character than you could even hope to have.
Cú Chulainn (Alter)- You're an edgy Deviantart OC version of Cú with the personality of coconut.
Tamamo Cat- You’re the least memorable and least useful version of Tamamo, which is saying something when every other version is in the looping meta.
Paul Bunyan- You were created to quite literally poke fun at how the franchise as a whole gender-bends historic figures and your event was made as a way for the dev's to tell the FGO community to stop complaining about the game.
Galatea- who?
Asterios- Like most E-girl simps, you feel in love with the first girl who said your actual name instead of just calling you "The Minotaur".
Lu Bu Fengxian- How is it that your reverse gender-bent horse and your homicidal tactician have more fans than you do.
Penthesilea- While your hatred for Achilles is justified, that doesn't mean you should make that your entire personality.
Chacha- You are quite possibly the absolute worst welfare servant, which is saying something when their are some year one servants with better kits and more survivability than you.
Beowulf- You went from being the quintessential standard for a berserk figure to a walking Jojo reference.
Salome- wait, you exist?
Ibuki Dōji- It's painfully obvious that you were designed to appeal to as many fetishes as possible and it shows.
Sen no Rikyū- People were more excited to see a talking Mini-Nobu in a teacup than seeing yet another crazy berserker.
Miyamoto Musashi- Despite being one of the best arts loopers, let's not forget you caused a singularity to be created because you used a grail as a cooking utensil.
Heracles- You invalidate every other single target berserker because of how busted your bond ten CE is and you would've been forgotten about if you didn't have that going for you.
Arjuna Alter: You are one of the most flat villain in the story even because the 90% of your story dialouges consist of the same lines reapeted over and over again
Koyo: They remember you because of your first Ascension
Cu: You are THE edgy OC that everyone created in middle school
Caligula: For a historical figure to be known as one of the evil emperors of the Roman Empire, had a sexual relationship with your sister, waged war on Poseidon, appointed a horse as part of the senate, whether or not your actions were overexaggerated or not; you could have been a 3 star, possibly a 4 star but was reduced to President of the Nero Club with a wierd NP that has nothing to do with your history.
Cu Alter: Despite being one of the most powerful Berserkers, you can never escape the Lancer died meme.
Cu: When will lasagna understand that we want more game related plushie merch than we technically want to play with Medb's idea of a perfect husband
Lancelot: without skadi no one will know you exist
Summer Nobu: in one summer event, your sex appeal was rejected by fucking *Blackbeard.* OOF.
I can't think of a better roast for Frankenstein than that they liked Sieg in Apocrypha
Liking Apoc Sieg is pretty much a sin 9f its own.
Heracles: the grunts, growls, and screams that come from you is the only time it should be considered as original dialogue that became a negative influence on character designers for other warriors in your class.
I have never been insulted by something I 100% agree with
Kiara as the supervising adult doesnt sound all that bad
Hassans
First one: You're gramps
Cursed arm: If we ever forget about the grand assassin you can get the title of being called hassan
Serenity: I forgot you were there alongside raikou and kiyohime
100 faces: There's a phrase to describe people like you, but the same as your existence i already forgot
Spartacus: considering how much you despise oppression im shocked you havent murdered guda for overworking you so damn much for farming
Ibaraki Douji: You're not the Halo aimbot, you're just a bitter banana
1:20 As someone who’s favorite drink is water, I guess that explains my liking for this character.
Anyway, Berserker roasts (I gotta get one of these in a video one of these days):
Darius III: I’d call you unremarkable but there are at least three more unremarkable Servants in your class alone.
Florence Nightingale: Being hot does not excuse the fact you’re a walking violation of the Hippocratic Oath.
Arjuna Alter: Being OP does not excuse the fact that you were willing to erase people’s existence for the sake of utopia.
Miyamoto Musashi (Summer): Because of you, Berserkers being berserk means just about as much as Archers engaging in archery, which is to say not at all.
Paul Bunyan: You are a gag character…based on a gag character.
~Post Work Bonus Round!~
Sei Shonagon (Summer): Didn't we already establish that people only liked you for the edits of your NP with superior characters?
Xiang Yu: One of the most powerful and accomplished conquerors in Chinese history, can't even loop.
Chacha: I cannot come up with any roasts worse than what the devs did to your kit and stats.
Summer Musashi: Putting on a swimsuit only made you MORE of a shotacon somehow.
Summer Jalter: The fact that you exist while your original version doesn’t even have an animation update is a massive kick in the balls for Jalter simps
Morgan: If it weren’t for simps cooming over you because you called them your husband, you’d only be remembered for being unga bunga buster damage
Kiyohime: Maybe if you stopped stalking everyone you fell in love with you’d actually get them to love you back
Vlad: The fact that your NP needed *2* upgrades is a testament to how gimped you were on release
Lu Bu, Darius III: Oh yeah you guys exist
I misread the Kiyohime one as "If you stopped *talking* to everyone you fell in love with.." and I was like "Damn, that's harsh!"
Also for Darius: For a guy who was mentioned all the way back in Fate/Zero, was popular enough to be brought into Extella *and* be featured in the Accel Zero event CM, you sure ended up being forgotten by the wayside.
Berserker Lancelot: frustrated simp.
Tamamo cat: so apparently this is the most reasonable that Tamamo can get. Dunno who I'm roasting here, but that's something.
Vlad: oh yes, very insane, much Madness Enhancement.
Xiang Yu: I'm pretty sure your wife is actually happy you kept the centaur body. Because she's got a thing against humains. Definitely.
Summer ibuki: people either hate you or love you because raita draws you, despite looking like a taimanin villain reject
3:08 most featured servants and Walfare events in a nutshell they important one time and never see them again until sometimes
Darius lll:
Your clip art noble phantasm is the only reason we need to know why you kept losing to Iskandar.
Ozymandias: You are living manifestation of Is that JOJO reference and you're proud of it.
"Why would anyone bring an assassin when you could just bring a berserker or an alter ego?"
I'm not a fan of the Berserker glass cannon syndrome, and the only Alter Ego in my possession is currently Passionlip 🤷
The beserker class as a whole: your whole glass canon gimic dosent make me want to bring any of you unless you have a good guts self heal or absurd damage and so far the only beserkers I got that fit any of that criteria is mhx alter and vlad
Oh, I have some words for them：
Beowolf : you have instaint
Minamoto no Yorimitsu :you might be have a rare occasion for having a buster aoe np and have increased attack stat that hit 85% of the servant, but since Arjuna Alter is here so....
Morgan le fay: the np is good if the extra attack not limited to just man or round table knight only.
Toshizo Hijikata: Like the damage output, but no liking backing the wall everytime I bring you out
Cha Cha: except the appearance on the latest gudaguda events, you just a filler.
Spartacus:OPPRESION(sorry can't think any)
Eric Bloodaxe: who?
i just realized that the shitty luck i have been having since forever must have been because stheno was my first sr
Heracles: if it wasn`t for your bond CE, you would probably suck
and it doesn't help that your kit AND personality are drier than white bread
Asterios: you died offscreen in Okeanos and were
replaced with a cooler version of yourself later
Salome: Who?
Heracles: It took years for a writer other than Nasu to give you some semblance of depth, so it makes sense that all you are is a roaring monster in this game. Megara and your sons would be disappointed.
Mysterious Heroine X (Alter); There is literaly nothing wrong with you.
Frankenstein: I think the saddest part about you is that despite you being one of my favorite servants I have no reason to use you because you're weak as hell.
Raikou:are you supposed to be our mother or another of our yandere stalkers
Cu: You're entire existence is owed to Medb using a grail to bring her edgy deviantart oc to life and even then youre still another walking cu meme
Vlad: arent you supposed to be the lancer?
Kintoki: You are a waking momma's boy
Morgan: You arent the morgan we wanted and only make up for calling us husband
Summer Jalter: Weeb
My first SR was Stheno.
Now I have all of the LB6 Debuts, plus Koyan.
Eric: you are quite literally one of if not the most forgotten servants in the game
Caligula. He was forgotten by his own allies in Olympus at its outset, then used as catalyst for summoning Romulus, then forgotten again by everyone.
Lancelot: You participated in the shitshow that is Fate Zero, i just contained the roast because you roast youserlf being the best version of Lancelot, that is hardly a Achivment.
Musashi miyamoto (Berserker): ¿How do you make Medb summer more sexy by just existing? I dont know, but you do.
Jalter (Berserker): At least Standart Jalter have some personality, you are just a doll that people with "Doggy" fetichs go to summon for the horny.
Caligula: Nero steal your screentime, Romulus steals your popularity and Spartacus steals your class presence.
Heracles: even Nasu roast you by making you a Berserker, bad parody of Thor.
Kiyohime: I am personally dissapointed that servants cant grow up personalities, so i can at least give you a nice one.
Morgan: The fact that you have a Lostbelt do not save you that the fact you are the worst everything in the entire franchise.
Kijyo Koyo: I know that the servant are summoned base on the legend, but how the fuck do you end being a Freaking T-Rex? Nobunaga was bored that day and try something new for the April Fools Day? At least Kiyohime have sense with his NP.
Salome: Even a Saint cant cure the fact you are worse that Asterios, Caligula, Lu Bu and Spartacus Combined...and the reason is because you killed the only Saint who empathizes with you, you freaking Yandere
Darius III: I didn't know enough about you offhand to properly slander you other than you had something to do with the history of a certain Rider; this servant is loss
Tamamo cat: You're the trap new players receive, who don't know the game, thinking they got a strong servant because they saw the class advantage chart and because you're kinda naked, but then you np and disappoint everyone
Beowulf: I know about as much people who use you as I do know as much as the ones who enjoyed that movie about your tale: none at all
Heracles: Considering how terrible Bond CEs are for everyone except you and a number of servants that can be counted on 1 hand even with missing fingers, yours being good was clearly an accidental bug the devs refused to fix
Lu Bu: Despite being one of the most of infamous known characters in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms for your overwhelming power and strength, everything about you in this game is just evidence of what the devs truly thought about Chinese servants and culture.
Spartacus: I can use the damn "Morbing Time" meme to describe your Noble Phantasm and it still would be a better explanation than what it actually does.
Sakata Kintoki: You're not even Bronze since more people talk about your Rider version, Raikou's chest, Raikou herself, Shuten Douji's voice, and a Banana more than they talk about you.
Vlad III: Despite being more sane than Lu Bu and Hercules, the devs clearly thought Mad Enhancement EX would be fitting for you.
Kiyohime: If someone threatened to leak every private detail about me to the world and resulting in my life being more ruined than humanity if Chaldea wasn't around to fix it, or do anything even remotely couple-related with you, even if it's just looking at your eyes, I'd be contacting every news outlet to admit to all those details myself and ruin my own life before that person could finish their sentence.
Tamamo Cat: Honestly, I'm just waiting for the event where Skadi uses her Wand as a laser pointer to make you pounce on anything/anyone cause it would make you seem at least a little bit interesting.
Frankenstein: You can say "Blasted Tree" all you want, but at least trees are more useful than you using your Noble Phantasm.
Beowuif: You're only known for your blood knight tendencies, showing up in people's Gacha rolls when they don't want a Berserker, and a horrible movie, the last of which is probably the best thing out of the 3.
Pnethesilea: Let's be real, you only hate Achilles so much because unlike you he actually has a purpose in gameplay and has a more meaningful role in the story.
Paul Bunyan: Marvelous Exploits is the perfect name considering how much the devs want to exploit your event for 4th of July.
Brynhildr: How is it that your Brnyhildr's Beloved trait makes more sense than whatever form of character development you had in the summer event?
Arjuna Alter: So many people grail you for gameplay reasons, while your character is mid at best
How does this not have more views?
Eric bloodaxe: I'm sorry who?
hey, my suggestion was used for Shuten doji, thx
0:17 i was really sad when i got locked out of my first account (stheno first sr), but now that i think about it maybe it was a blessing in disguise (got herc my second time around)
Penthesilea: For being an intergalactic CEO, you still struggle to keep up with the damage Jeff Bezos can put out
Eric Bloodaxe: thank you for having a fast np so I can play with you in less time than a solid majority of other servants.
Heracles: While it's impressive how powerful you are even this late in the game just with your Bond CE, it's rather telling that Type-Moon would rather leave you as a single servant than have to develop your character by adding one of your other five class variants into the game.
Lancelot: Your characterization has been reduced to "likes using guns and a fighter jet" and your kit is mediocre despite your defining trait in Zero being the ability to give Gilgamesh a hard time through sheer skill and variety - and considering how much you need crit stars to survive, that second one isn't looking too hot.
Lu Bu: You're the proof of concept as a FGO original Berserker who proved that "unintelligible screaming" is annoying if you're trying to make an interesting character.
Spartacus: An inspiring military tactician who worked to free gladiatorial slaves and tried to end slavery in Rome altogether, yet your characterization has been reduced to running in blindly to murder anything you see as tyrannical.
Kintoki: GOOOOLLDEEEENN!!!
Frankenstein: The uncannily beauty capable of reciting classical literature and who spent months systematically ruining his creator's life out of spite has been reduced to a drooling, groaning wreck with the tactical forethought of a lemming.
Penthesilea: Your characterization has been reduced to "kill Achilles" and "Jeff Bezos joke".
Arjuna Alter: If you've chowed down on almost an entire pantheon and still lose to Karna empowered by just the one god, maybe that's a sign that it's not an inferiority complex, it's an inferiority fact.
Eric blunt ax- thank you for reminding me that even neutral damage is better than what ever you can do
Nightengale: Your servant self would have been immediately slapped with a malpractice lawsuit in any respectable hospital, considering the hypocratic Oath of "do no harm."
Beowolf: I'm willing to bet I'm the only master who remembered you exist outside of being a Jojo reference.
Cu Alter: Servants don't need to fight you to kill you with the number of jagged spines on your weapon, costume and personality. Either that or let the Nature of Nasuverse take it's course. (Cu Culainn ga Shinda!)
Hijikata: How it is possible the edgelord Cu is better liked than you continues to baffle me.
Ibaraki: You will always be remembered mainly for the bullying we gave you in Rashomon.
Herc: If you didn't have your bond CE, no one would ever use you.
Bunyan: You were made by Gudako...you have my sympathy.
Caligula: Your allies in Olympus forgot to mention you are the only surviving servant of the God destroying alliance. Your big moment in FGO was being used as a catalyst for summoning Romulus. And then people immediately forgot you existed again.
Chacha: How does it feel being the worst Welfare in the game?
Summer Ibuki: Your primary contribution to FGO is to replace Summer Musashi as the arts AOE berserker. Have fun in the Farming fields!
Asterios: Something something, Euryale, something something, hot skitty and a wooly Wailord
Heracles: You probably have the worst ratio of use to characterization in the game.
Galatea: the only legacy you have is the pants edit meme that Twitter made for...2 weeks before being forgotten entirely
Summer Brynhildr- you are at least two years to late
I have NP5 grailed Izou haha, favourite assassin servant
EDIT: Yeah it took like 170 pulls to NP5 a 3* don't look at me like that
Vlad III: they could buff all of your skills, your np, give you a new costume, and I will still curse you for spooking my gacha
ChaCha: Yeah you existed
Heracles: That specific bad end
Naylter: Having an aoe np animation but deal st np
Darius 3: Inferno Cop have more animation than you
Jeanne d arc berserker: you’re born from someone wet dream, if that not bad enough you become this
Lancelot: ROTAT E BANA N A! ROTATO _FASTER,_ BANAN A! YES! WE HAEV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY!
Zerkelot: imagine being one of the coolest servant introduced in zero, only to be overshadowed in fgo by your ugly saber version with the most overused and unfunny memes in existence and little girl that can turn into a dragon
I love my white suburban Chinese wine mom.
Okay, Berserkers then
Nightingale: I don't know WHAT world-class intellect decided you should be part of the glass cannon class despite your entire being revolving around Healing to the point that your name is still impossible to separate from modern medicine, but he's gonna need you to be his nurse after I'm done with him.
Kiyohime: For a woman who can sense lies, you sure have a hard time accepting that no means NO.
Eric Boodaxe:
Nyalter: Your final ascension couldn't be more blatant fetish bait if the final artwork had you kneeling facing us.
Spartacus: The hell is up with your outfit?!
Kijyo Koyo: You are both a motherfucking T-Rex and a hot woman, how the HELL do you still manage to be the second most forgettable part of the Requiem event?
Darius: Phantom has more story significance than you. Step it up.
Summer Jalter: You managed to out-weeb Blackbeard during your event. Think about that.
Brynhild Berserker: I didn't think they could take the one personality trait of you constantly murdering your husband any further, but the summer event proved us wrong.
Kiyohime: i think the worst roast is how even after reincarnation Anchin/Ritsuka, still won't fall in love with you, you crazy stalker.
Summer Musashi- You disappearing from my spirit original list is the most interesting thing you have ever done
*angy coomer noises*
@@Nurple17 your reaction is proof that this good servant slander =P
1:38 Oi, I thought you're roasting the Servants, not us!
...you're not wrong though.
Raikou: Aww yes, Lasagna's other cash cow.
Atalanta Alter - You are so closely similar to Blake from rwby in terms of design, bland personality, and having a version that wears no pants makes me wonder which of these came first, the cat or the hair ball?
Animation update and more than one useful skill would be nice.
Eric Bloodaxe's wife shenanigans are pretty fun.
Arjuna Alter: For what is basically the culmination of all Indian Gods, it took your brother spending a bit of time in the hyperbolic time chamber to match you.
Salome: Congratulations, you are the original queen of Daddy issues and Getting Head jokes more than the "Not Demon Clown".
Paul Bunyan - you had 2 reruns, a main interlude, and an np upgrade. Despite that your damage is still too low to loop unless grailed
Bersercar: The only thing the FGO community remembers you for is that you car transform into a Walmart shopping cart
Eric Bloodaxe: You're so whipped that you're pretending to be crazy just to make your wife happy.
Spartacus: Your "oppression" shtick is so repetitive it's oppressing people just by making them listen to it.
Paul Bunyan: Your mom is more of a Berserker than you are.
Beowulf: The fact your signature Berserk skill makes an on demand Madness Enhancement in lore translated into selfish Pioneer shows how drunk Lasagna was back then.
(And that kind of sucks, speaking as a man who has an NP5, all skilled and 100 Beowulf myself. GIVE THIS MAN SOME MORE RESPECT!)
It's funny your slander on cursed arm is basically what I said for kojiro. Best youth group leader.
Raikou:
With an outdated kit thanks to Arjuna Alter and Morgan, most Masters that want or use you now because they have a Mommy kink.
Morgan - you should have been a caster and we all know it
HERCULES: you are only good at Bond 10.
Eric Bloodaxe: Your wife is scarier than you, despite her not having any spoken lines or character models in the game.
Another example for Bloodaxe: The only reason people remember you exist is because you pop up in an event CE once in a while.
Who?
Cu Chulainn alter- you are a constant reminder that we will never get the non corrupt cu berserker we deserve