danny: what are you gonna do, sit on the couch and stare at the empty wall like a sociopath- shane, busting down the door: whoa... i just got the chills
The room with the built in China cabinet is definitely the dining room. That currently empty room is a den, or an office since that looks like a new house, the room with a couch is probably meant to be a formal living room.
It might sound stupid but I love how he loves Laura so much. The little things he says about her always makes me smile. It's nice hearing men express their love for their partners.
I’ve discovered recently that all my late 20’s male friends are developing major dad vibes without children. I think “dads” may just be good natured adult men.
That room with the extra couch is for when Laura comes home late. You sit in the dark on the couch and when she walks into the room you turn the lamp on, that’s it whole purpose, duh. Also, don’t forget to ask her where she’s been and why she didn’t call.
"If you find out where i live, dont come to my house" "Let me hide our mail, again, dont come to our house" "Dont go to our house" "Dont be coming to my house" _Hmmm_ *i think he doesnt want us at his house*
actually, blue gold is a really rare mixture of something secret, and not many jewellers know how to make it, so it makes Danny even richer! by the way, totally forgot, when are we visiting him?
@@chrysalxsm9115 i've been in the basement for this whole time, for 2 months, i guess, and it's bigger than you think!! we have a party here, come and join!!
nooo, it's reverse psychology! of course he wants us to come over to his house! this video was actually a formal invitation to come over for a big Greg Family Dinner; i mean, why else would he have 7 thousand plates ready to go?
Idea for the smaller room you don’t use- make it an epic room for your guinea pigs and get them out of that tiny cage, they’d love it! You could make a whole little village, would love to see a vid of you making it and moving in your piggies! 😊
"What are you gonna do, just sit and stare at the wall on the other side of this giant ass room like a _sociopath_ ?" *Shane Dawson has entered the chat*
“this is the bedroom, where the magic happens. the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still beside me.” why was that so cute oml. 💖
The room should be a croc room. You should put a secret shrine to crocs in there. Only if people say the secret word...Crocs... can you get in. Then you will be immediately kidnapped and turned into crocs yourself.
@@AubreyMoore69 I mean, yeah, I think if we carpool that would be better for sure. Gotta be environmentally friendly when you’re coming to Danny’s house!
I love your garden so much! also, Danny, I took the invitation personally, and despite I'm living on the other end of the planet, I'm now coming to your house. by foot.
Danny’s house looks like a fever dream from an almost Middle Ages couple living in suburban Illinois in the 1990’s …. which I kind of appreciate after all the RUclipsr tours with hyper minimalist black and white everything
"the magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still here" is so sweet 🥺I hope I'm lucky enough for my husband to think that way one day
Where's the bunker? How are we going to be an army if there's no bunker Danny? What kind of tricks are you pulling here?
DANNY WHERE IS THE BUNKER
shh its a secret
Luke Miani cregs could watch and invade.were you not paying attention to all the last letters of the words he says?!
-it tells you were the bunker is-
Hi luke
"This is the bedroom where the magic happens.
The magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still right beside me"
d'awwwwwwwww
so cute : )
LetterD 😖😖
The “still” part gets me worried tho
Shane d'awwwwwwwwwson
I would just sleep
I’m slightly disappointed that he didn’t just blur the entire thing
Yeah after seeing the garden I thought that's what was going to happen 😂
Yeah I thought that would happen but I was happen when it didn’t happen
ya:(
I thought that’s what was gonna happen too lol
ngl I was expecting that ahahahaha
I like how he spent more time demonstrating the crocs than showing off the guinea pigs.
Well, just judging on the time this was posted the guinea pigs are dead. Probably for the best we didn’t get to meet them.
@@liv4358 this video is only 2 years old lol
@@taylorhiggins … *exactly*
@@liv4358 guinea pigs live 8-12 years if properly taken care of. My oldest boy is 7 and happy and healthy
@@taylorhiggins wtf typa guinea pigs do you have?!
4-8 years
edit: misread, google said 4-8 the first time
It's lovely how you kept calling it "our house", emphasizing how all of us Greg live there and are always welcome to come around every now and then...
I think he means him and his wife.....but, that's s positive thought! :)
@@4ng31a. I'm pretty sure they were joking
Angela Karanja r/woooooooosh
Guys we should visit him. This video is clearly a cry of loneliness and longing.
Not he said don’t come to his house
Wow he says he doesn’t want to flex, but then he’s shows us his crocs??? Way too much flex, I’m outta here
It's sad how much fame changed him
Yeah, so sad he’s gone Hollywood 😢
im thinkin' this video was secretly sponsored by crocs, hence the ruthless flex on us.
It's so disappointing. I'm unsubscribing. Flexing is annoying.
Millie “I GOT... to GO”
so in conclusion, let’s go to danny’s house
i’ll drive
I'll yell at danny when we get to the house
I’ll leak his address
I'll get snacks
Don’t be coming to his house
Hey Danny, while the attic is really comfy I’m not getting a good WiFi signal. Can you look into that? Thanks. xoxo
the wifi is better in the left corner of the attic try that
Well if it helps....its even worse in basement
guys you have it so easy i literally live in his bush
guys stop coplaining, us under the bed folks have it way harder.
@@h0rrorscope if that do stuff work I hear near the stairs is alright try there...Odmt get caught tho
what’s hilarious about the fact he has a wife is the fact he had to seriously propose and be serious which I can’t imagine happening
and seriously say wedding vows i can’t
Lauren S same
Ahahahahahaha I never thought about that
I can't imagine him doing anything other than studying & eating doritos at the age he proposed to Laura
HeyRyanIsOnX ikr lol
im glad no ones living in your attic because im actually looking for a place
um, hey! don't be coming to his house!
I just wanna reiterate, don't be coming to his house
He’ll get you on tape
SHHHH DONT TELL HIM
Lmao now I'm thinking about that vine with Shaq and Gold Bond.... AAAHHH. Skin. I nurture my skin. Sssshhhhh don't tell 'em
danny’s next video will be called “why i waited until marriage to kiss”
Girl defined is typing
It’s actually been a *really cool thing*
Why is waited for a random wedding photo ona hay bale to kiss
Is Danny part of Boy Defined Ministries? Are Cody Ko and Noel pastors?
"I don't have to leave my house"
*Seconds later*
"I guess we'll start outside"
I love how he really wants everyone here to come over to his house.
Ikr
Ikr lol nice humor
SourGrape666
be my friend please
Arjun Sahota cool profile pic the dc version of the human version of me
I didn’t watch the rest of the video so I’ll take your word for it
danny: what are you gonna do, sit on the couch and stare at the empty wall like a sociopath-
shane, busting down the door: whoa... i just got the chills
lol!
Wait Andrew oh my god?? oH MY GOD, what the FUCK. Wait Andrew what the fuck, oh my god!!!
This cracked me up 😂😂 Thanks for that!!
shane dawson is quaking in his boots as.we.speak.
OUSJSK THAATT
Other RUclipsrs: this is my 6 car garage.
Danny: This is my candle, it smell like pumpkins and is really great.4:03
Imagine if this video was how you found out that you lived in Danny's basement
How does he act like a 35 year old dad trapped in a 20 year old body with the face of a 12 year old. America explain.
bruh that pfp is gold
Please stop liking the comment it was so dumb
n e v e r
@@lessaskye358 It's true though 😂
Cos he is?
I'm so glad that Danny said multiple times to come to his house just in case we didn't hear it the first time.
And I like it how so many people are commenting that they'll go to his house or are secretly living in his house.
@@dfsgfc6252 its a joke
I mean..
Don't be comin to his house.
hxneybee wow.
I know right? He’s so kind and welcoming
his neighbor jackie is probably the one renting the basement
that’s why she had to introduce herself to both of them when drew visited 😲
so who’s going to tell danny that the room at 7:10 is probably supposed to be a formal dining room
That’s what I was thinking 😂
The room with the built in China cabinet is definitely the dining room. That currently empty room is a den, or an office since that looks like a new house, the room with a couch is probably meant to be a formal living room.
It might sound stupid but I love how he loves Laura so much. The little things he says about her always makes me smile. It's nice hearing men express their love for their partners.
Guys find yourself a man/woman like Danny *shrek advise*
Nowadays we call it a simp but I couldn't agree more
B Luz yesss, like at the end when he was like “and I get to wake up next to my beautiful wife” that’s so sweet holy heck
Bruh, stfu, love is only for the homies. (no homo bros)
@@gabbym8873 okay? he respects and loves his wife, how in hell is that simping?
Quick question, it’s ok to come over right?
I think we should go
HOOVERR
Yeah go ahead! I came over to ask him and he said it was cool
hi big zaddy
Hooverr watches Danny! uwu
“This is where the magic happens. The magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is beside me.” Goddamn thats smooth
Danny: i’m not gonna have kids for a while i’m not a dad
also danny: wears crocs
has extra rooms
".... just in case we suddenly have 7 thousand children"
he looks like such a dad in this video
I’ve discovered recently that all my late 20’s male friends are developing major dad vibes without children. I think “dads” may just be good natured adult men.
It's actually crazy that he is having a kid now
9:42 "The magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still beside me." 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
*STILL* 😳 what he mean still 😂
❤️❤️❤️
jackson giro means that his plans aren’t working
Brynn Glock you weren’t supposed to know that....
@@jacksongiro6852 He means that she was in the past and that she is _still_ at that moment
Why is “don’t be comin’ to my house” so much funnier than just “don’t come to my house.” Help
Science
Cuz he’s obviously joking and wants us to be comin’ to his house
He clearly is inviting us
cause it’s an invitation 🌸🥰
Ya know I was really thinking about going to ur house but when u said “don’t be coming to my house” That really persuaded me to not go to ur house.
I almost cried when danny said the magic is waking up and his beautiful wife is laying beside him!!! THAT IS SO CUTEEEEEEE!!!!!
That room with the extra couch is for when Laura comes home late. You sit in the dark on the couch and when she walks into the room you turn the lamp on, that’s it whole purpose, duh. Also, don’t forget to ask her where she’s been and why she didn’t call.
FantasticaB I don’t know how he didn’t know this like it’s so obvious that it’s the where ya been room
Taylor Doherty 😆😆 exactly!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, JONATHAN
This comment needs more likes
Who else thought he was just gonna blur out the entire thing
I'd like your comment but you have an anime icon and it's scaring me
@@nope-ve9ks well it is an important part of a weeb phase but dont worry it'll be over soon
katherine: just a phase
Me: it’s been a prEEty long phase -_-
@@callmeqt1269 oh I'm ALWAYS gonna be a weeb but having an anime pfp isnt long term weeb stuff
katherine at least three weeks long
👉👈
the 7 thousand china plates are for our family dinners with all the other gregs
Those happen once a week and everyone's invited😊
Guys help I'm inside of Danny's house I climbed in the window but I'm trapped in the attic send help
Come to the closet. There's still some space beside me.
vex 13 there is also room behind that one couch he never uses
Guys help im stuck in the chimney its been a year and my phone is about to die help
Guys my phone is on 2 percebt can someone bring a cherger to the chimney
The_Purple_hoodie sorry im coming over but itll take a while because my joints are achy from planking on that chair all night
Instructions unclear. I'm on your porch.
Kaiya 。。 wait I’m in his garbage is the porch where you enter?
I'm in the couch
It's pretty cold
I’m in the attic, he still hasn’t invited me for dinner
I'm actually the person living in the basement. It's pretty cozy in here
Don't be comin to his house!
Im gunna cry " the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still there"
sAME
Ik I almost cried
😢😢
What? His wife is still there?
Yeah, that was so sweet
“One thing they don’t tell you about dogs is... they poop a lot”
It’s true, I am the dog
i think he hired my 90 year old grandma to decorate his house.
only craigs show up at youtuber's houses uninvited
ugh, stupid craigs, they have no respect for anyone
You are a greg craigs are ex gregs
Plural is actually "Craig", much like "Greg" on Danny's channel
Craig, boi be yeeted
dumbass craigs dont even get me started about craigs
Why does he look like a pizza delivery man
I think it's the hat
IM dying inside now
Send your cutest delivery boy
It’s not actually his house, he’s just the pizza guy who pretends to live there
It’s the hat lol
He's so lonely, I'm glad we're all going to his house
i love that he filmed this as if its a facetime
"If you find out where i live, dont come to my house"
"Let me hide our mail, again, dont come to our house"
"Dont go to our house"
"Dont be coming to my house"
_Hmmm_
*i think he doesnt want us at his house*
Idk, it kinda seems like an informal invitation
Yeah qere being told to go to his house
Nah he totally wants us to be comin to his house
I think it’s reverse psychology and he actually wants us to come to his house
Where did you hear that? All I heard was multiple invitations to be comin' to his house
"Solid gold statue of me"
*points to a blue thing*
actually, blue gold is a really rare mixture of something secret, and not many jewellers know how to make it, so it makes Danny even richer! by the way, totally forgot, when are we visiting him?
@The Unknown oh, 'course i didn't! just checking. i'm so glad any of us can make him real-real happy!
The Unknown yo I totally forgot! I’m stopping bye tonight if ur interested
Еўль man, I missed, wanna visit again? I went to see and now I’m stuck in the basement this is a cry for help-
@@chrysalxsm9115 i've been in the basement for this whole time, for 2 months, i guess, and it's bigger than you think!! we have a party here, come and join!!
Just a freindly reminder:
DONT BE COMING TO HIS HOUSE!
too late i'm already outside
Your backyard is so wonderful and beautiful!!!
week 5 and Danny doesn't know I'm in his attic
oh shoot, im in his vents
uncultured swine yall should meet up
Oh shit ive been in his basement i murdered the dude that lived in there wanna meet up at that one couch with the staring wall
@@Isotypical omw I'm in da chimney rn
@@lukabell4607 ight lets meet up in his bedroom under the bed
Danny looks like a middle aged dad who throws footballs with his son for fun
His destiny
he looks like he throws them at his son
He looks like he throws his son
ok that’s how catch works
He also looks like the son
"The magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still right beside me."
AWE
Y’all I think Danny doesn’t want us coming to his house 😳
nooo, it's reverse psychology! of course he wants us to come over to his house! this video was actually a formal invitation to come over for a big Greg Family Dinner; i mean, why else would he have 7 thousand plates ready to go?
guys, i think danny wants us at his house. why else would he have that many china plates?
Now I'm just reminded of the Greg family dinner video pls no
Youre right. We should totally be coming to his house.
I think he meant "don't not be coming to my house"
@@JuneLovesCrows to the craigs. Duhhh
Judette The Unicorn whooosh
more bathrooms = more places to cry
Its not really a lie though....
So yeah, its accurate.
Quick maffs
@@mrsomebdy6978
Well okay
More places to cry = More places to die
More bathrooms = more places to pee
Idea for the smaller room you don’t use- make it an epic room for your guinea pigs and get them out of that tiny cage, they’d love it! You could make a whole little village, would love to see a vid of you making it and moving in your piggies! 😊
Yesssss, we need more Guinea pig content!
Things we have learned about Danny's house:
1: his house is very well decorated and he knows what every room is for.
2: come over to his house.
When he said "the magic is waking up and seeing my beautiful wife is still beside me" that's so cute 😍
We love a dude who respects and cherishes his wife
I wheezed in the grossest way because I love that he has a dedicated relationship
it's nice that Danny took the time to make a video inviting us to his house.
DON'T BE COMING TO HIS HOUSE
we can go get ice cream and order Pizza Hut
No come to his house😂
Maggie J yeah were good my mom can pick us up, and we can even get mcdonald’s after if we’re good
@@Ellie-cz1kd you're mom's awesome, my mom would have told me we have food at home :(
Aww I was gonna go to Danny’s house until he said not to come
Ok, ok I’ll come to your house stop pressuring me dude.
I loved this video. I just wish Danny could have made it a bit more clear whether or whether not we can come to his house..
Sigh
snoopydog 98 I think we can he didn’t specify so I don’t see why not
Yeah I think he's cool with it I'm omw rn
@Betsy Mills sure thing see you there
@@nutellacastle I'll bring some Street Meat
I think i think it was yes
"WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!?!?"
"ThEy aRe mY cRoCs."
THOSE ARE MY CHANCLAS!
Savage
cough groutfit
what is the one thing he told you not to do??
Aaliyah Banasiak got em
“the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still right beside me” that’s adorable
Bro my kitchen is literally set up just like yours.
So glad Danny invited everyone to his house! See u all tomorrow
Yeah! I'll make sure to be concussion ready!
Remember to bring the bunny knick-knacks!!
Eve A see you guys! I’m so excited to meet y’all. I’m bringing the cookies!
"What are you gonna do, just sit and stare at the wall on the other side of this giant ass room like a _sociopath_ ?"
*Shane Dawson has entered the chat*
I'M LITERALLY DYING AT THIS COMMENT OMG
logan paul has left the chat
I can’t believe Danny invited all of his subscribers to come to his house. He is so nice
9:56 If I drove by a house and just saw Danny staring blankly out the window I think I’d have a heart attack
Little does Danny know that I am in his attic, waiting for the perfect moment to slap him.
...with legal
@@sevenunderwater8099 yesss😂😂
I'm in his basement:)))
😂😂 omg the username is just perfect😂
long term pranking
After you blurred the outside of your house I was expecting
/kinda hoping the rest of house tour would be blurred also
brownguy903 pulling an emma chamberlain💀
Lmao me too
Same, that would have been interesting house tour, cuz you wouldn't see anything 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Danny: "Just in case, we suddenly have 7,000 children"
Laura: "I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon?"
Imagine living in their basement hering danny all the time
'don't be coming to my house' is the new 'I gotta go'
😂
Don’t be coming to his house
I know what you can do with your spare room! Make it a guest room for when fans come over, I know you'd want us to feel welcome.
Danny: dOn'T bE cOmIn tO mY hOuSe
one, this made me chuckle, two, i really wrote this comment bc im ur 69th like youre welcome
Oh gosh😂😂😂💀💀
I like how his ending is so simple
If I've learned anything in this video, it's that I think Danny wants us to visit his house
"I should probably throw it away but, it's going to stay there for a while"
Yup, I felt that.
Just thought I should say that I was the 69th like
Gummi Latte the only like that counts 🤷🏼♀️
My life
Literally me every day
@@gummilatte1618 omg lol
“this is the bedroom, where the magic happens. the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still beside me.”
why was that so cute oml. 💖
IT couldn't be STRANGER RIGHT
Ikrr!!!! He’s so sweet aww
Wait hes married WAT THE HECC
samantha kacherski yes the fetus is married lmao
Heh when he said it first without the 2nd part I thought of sth else ... 😏😂😂
“I only went up there one time to make sure nobody was living up there.” attic things
your outfit: a 50 year old midwestern dad
your face: my 11 year old cousin
The room should be a croc room. You should put a secret shrine to crocs in there. Only if people say the secret word...Crocs... can you get in. Then you will be immediately kidnapped and turned into crocs yourself.
**Whispers** Crocs... XD
His house reminds me of my sims house but I forgot to put half the stuff in
Lmao
Underrated comment
I feel like this is one of those situations where Danny is being held hostage and he's actually begging for us to come find 'his' house and rescue him
“Don’t be coming to my house.” Ok, so I’m thinking 1:30 pm would be good, I’ll be coming to your house
We doing carpool? Or just going separate???
@@AubreyMoore69 I mean, yeah, I think if we carpool that would be better for sure. Gotta be environmentally friendly when you’re coming to Danny’s house!
Every time he talks about his wife, I have faith in the world.
Alexandra Filas right?!
Me too
Alexandra Filas omg sammmmeeee tho😂😂
That was our fist kiss😂
Same
The extra room can be for all of us when we be comin to your house.
Yess 😂😂😂
DON'T COME TO HIS HOUSE
9:45 TOO CUTTTEEEEEE! “my beautiful wife” me:eeeeeEEEEEE!!
I’m so glad Danny invited us to come over. So excited
This whole house tour is just like if two ten year olds pretending to be adults bought a house
Wow me when im home alone
Løvely - hahahah
Lol
c h l o e EPIC
two 10 year olds still equal one 20 year old.
it's basic maths.
Why is no one talking about how cute that last comment about his wife was
Man I was in here somewhere and commented that! It really is sweet 😊
it was so cuteeee
Wasn’t he saying it was amazing that his wife hadn’t left him yet ???
@@cryptidliam8452 i think he meant it more like, he's glad he gets to wake up to her every morning hence the word "beautiful"
It was the cutest thing ever😍 Where can I find a man like Danny?
I love your garden so much!
also, Danny, I took the invitation personally, and despite I'm living on the other end of the planet, I'm now coming to your house. by foot.
You know when you said your dog likes to eat whenever your talking/around maybe he's a social eater 😭😆💙
So i'm a bit confused he said "come" and "house" so much i don't know if he meant come or don't come, either way i'm outside his house right now
Lmao
Gameplay Walkthroughs lmao
amelia :0 lmao
Lov Suga lmao
Mimi Albawardi lmao
Danny: rest assured, no one is living in my attic.
Me: thank god he hasn't found me
i hope he does not ever see me coming in from the basement at 5:30 a.m. and using his cup-board every day
Woah woah woah, you can't be comin to his house
He even said, "don't be comin to my house"
@@auxangess Remove one china plate per day - I wanna see the aftermath
You are a genius
I didn’t realize I had a roommate
Danny’s house looks like a fever dream from an almost Middle Ages couple living in suburban Illinois in the 1990’s …. which I kind of appreciate after all the RUclipsr tours with hyper minimalist black and white everything
*i need ”dont be comin into my house” on a shirt asap*
Fanny Evelina yeah we should show it to Danny when we visit his house!
Fanny Evelina totally!
Omg I would totally buy that!
Polar Bears 18 that is a perfect idea!
XD
"the magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still here" is so sweet 🥺I hope I'm lucky enough for my husband to think that way one day
Right!? I can't believe more people haven't made comments about that line cause it's frickin adorable
It literally made my heart melt
@@JustLaurenForFun I don't think you know what "literally" means. :-P
Christine C. no. she does. shes now dead. woopsies
Christine C. Man, look up the definition of literally and try again, lmao.
wow he is so patient, inviting all of us to his house like that
crap, hiding from Danny is harder when he's actually looking around his house!
Everytime he says “my wife” I still think it’s a joke
Ha. Someday you’ll say the same thing about me.
@@sashadeandre2906 okay????
Faith Nope it’s called flirting... smh
@@sashadeandre2906 with who
Crazy how they’re letting 12 year olds get married these days
"A fun way to prank all our friends by giving them concussions"
Huh, interesting sounds like troom troom... 🤔
HE HAS CONVERTED!!!
Weird flex, but okay
Emma Angelee 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oml im dying😂 so true!
I read that in the narrators voice XD 😂🤣
This is the first house tour I’ve ever watched all the way through
danny: i don’t even really have to leave my house
also danny 3 seconds later: let’s start outside
Wait Danny doesn’t live with his wife? He said “we’re only two people” so that’s him and the person downstairs. Kinda weird 🚶🏻♂️
i wonder how does the person down stairs leave the house
I read wait as Walt the first time
cause they have a baby
Örlogskapten Huh? No theres _only two_ people, him and his downstairs friend.
Sam S *they don’t.*