A Tour Of My Trash House

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  • Опубликовано: 20 июн 2024
  • trash house, trash me!

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  • @lukemiani
    @lukemiani 5 лет назад +1001

    Where's the bunker? How are we going to be an army if there's no bunker Danny? What kind of tricks are you pulling here?

    • @cptnsfti
      @cptnsfti 5 лет назад +21

      DANNY WHERE IS THE BUNKER

    • @lara-wp2jz
      @lara-wp2jz 5 лет назад +1

      shh its a secret

    • @cryptidliam8452
      @cryptidliam8452 5 лет назад +3

      Luke Miani cregs could watch and invade.were you not paying attention to all the last letters of the words he says?!
      -it tells you were the bunker is-

    • @msinfo32
      @msinfo32 5 лет назад

      Hi luke

  • @Klarpimier
    @Klarpimier 5 лет назад +1445

    "This is the bedroom where the magic happens.
    The magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still right beside me"
    d'awwwwwwwww

    • @tomcoward16
      @tomcoward16 5 лет назад +25

      so cute : )

    • @daisiarai8958
      @daisiarai8958 5 лет назад +1

      LetterD 😖😖

    • @madik2418
      @madik2418 5 лет назад +39

      The “still” part gets me worried tho

    • @leno9190
      @leno9190 5 лет назад +12

      Shane d'awwwwwwwwwson

    • @Theo1
      @Theo1 5 лет назад

      I would just sleep

  • @gabb5
    @gabb5 4 года назад +5176

    I’m slightly disappointed that he didn’t just blur the entire thing

    • @lilva7924
      @lilva7924 3 года назад +305

      Yeah after seeing the garden I thought that's what was going to happen 😂

    • @jackieedgin4849
      @jackieedgin4849 3 года назад +52

      Yeah I thought that would happen but I was happen when it didn’t happen

    • @jonathanblair4128
      @jonathanblair4128 3 года назад +8

      ya:(

    • @roundsdm
      @roundsdm 2 года назад +11

      I thought that’s what was gonna happen too lol

    • @nikitamono
      @nikitamono 2 года назад +6

      ngl I was expecting that ahahahaha

  • @caileemom25
    @caileemom25 3 года назад +2108

    I like how he spent more time demonstrating the crocs than showing off the guinea pigs.

    • @liv4358
      @liv4358 3 года назад +17

      Well, just judging on the time this was posted the guinea pigs are dead. Probably for the best we didn’t get to meet them.

    • @taylorhiggins
      @taylorhiggins 2 года назад +9

      @@liv4358 this video is only 2 years old lol

    • @liv4358
      @liv4358 2 года назад +4

      @@taylorhiggins … *exactly*

    • @taylorhiggins
      @taylorhiggins 2 года назад +35

      @@liv4358 guinea pigs live 8-12 years if properly taken care of. My oldest boy is 7 and happy and healthy

    • @moo8866
      @moo8866 2 года назад +1

      @@taylorhiggins wtf typa guinea pigs do you have?!
      4-8 years
      edit: misread, google said 4-8 the first time

  • @sheriif
    @sheriif 5 лет назад +6211

    It's lovely how you kept calling it "our house", emphasizing how all of us Greg live there and are always welcome to come around every now and then...

    • @4ng31a.
      @4ng31a. 5 лет назад +319

      I think he means him and his wife.....but, that's s positive thought! :)

    • @vanilla8295
      @vanilla8295 5 лет назад +416

      @@4ng31a. I'm pretty sure they were joking

    • @kasiula.
      @kasiula. 5 лет назад +139

      Angela Karanja r/woooooooosh

    • @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
      @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver 5 лет назад +454

      Guys we should visit him. This video is clearly a cry of loneliness and longing.

    • @teaganriley21
      @teaganriley21 5 лет назад +21

      Not he said don’t come to his house

  • @EmilyElizabites
    @EmilyElizabites 5 лет назад +6077

    Wow he says he doesn’t want to flex, but then he’s shows us his crocs??? Way too much flex, I’m outta here

    • @moonlaney
      @moonlaney 5 лет назад +367

      It's sad how much fame changed him

    • @philswiftsgrandfather7630
      @philswiftsgrandfather7630 5 лет назад +154

      Yeah, so sad he’s gone Hollywood 😢

    • @appletalkin
      @appletalkin 5 лет назад +129

      im thinkin' this video was secretly sponsored by crocs, hence the ruthless flex on us.

    • @wellhellothere9841
      @wellhellothere9841 5 лет назад +107

      It's so disappointing. I'm unsubscribing. Flexing is annoying.

    • @deetalkspodcast780
      @deetalkspodcast780 5 лет назад +68

      Millie “I GOT... to GO”

  • @mel-du7xp
    @mel-du7xp 4 года назад +1669

    so in conclusion, let’s go to danny’s house

    • @bagelboy830
      @bagelboy830 3 года назад +50

      i’ll drive

    • @TtheRbt
      @TtheRbt 3 года назад +27

      I'll yell at danny when we get to the house

    • @user-rn5oc6le7g
      @user-rn5oc6le7g 3 года назад +26

      I’ll leak his address

    • @xlixsiax
      @xlixsiax 3 года назад +24

      I'll get snacks

    • @tiddy_egg5588
      @tiddy_egg5588 3 года назад +17

      Don’t be coming to his house

  • @babybutton
    @babybutton 3 года назад +3215

    Hey Danny, while the attic is really comfy I’m not getting a good WiFi signal. Can you look into that? Thanks. xoxo

    • @h0rrorscope
      @h0rrorscope 3 года назад +305

      the wifi is better in the left corner of the attic try that

    • @zoozoo24
      @zoozoo24 3 года назад +246

      Well if it helps....its even worse in basement

    • @ariella2828
      @ariella2828 3 года назад +214

      guys you have it so easy i literally live in his bush

    • @ssick-
      @ssick- 3 года назад +188

      guys stop coplaining, us under the bed folks have it way harder.

    • @daisydances7117
      @daisydances7117 3 года назад +34

      @@h0rrorscope if that do stuff work I hear near the stairs is alright try there...Odmt get caught tho

  • @alexlawless4744
    @alexlawless4744 4 года назад +7738

    what’s hilarious about the fact he has a wife is the fact he had to seriously propose and be serious which I can’t imagine happening

    • @laurens7784
      @laurens7784 4 года назад +1147

      and seriously say wedding vows i can’t

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 4 года назад +60

      Lauren S same

    • @breenween093
      @breenween093 4 года назад +112

      Ahahahahahaha I never thought about that

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 4 года назад +387

      I can't imagine him doing anything other than studying & eating doritos at the age he proposed to Laura

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 4 года назад +15

      HeyRyanIsOnX ikr lol

  • @mothman69
    @mothman69 5 лет назад +7659

    im glad no ones living in your attic because im actually looking for a place

    • @appletalkin
      @appletalkin 5 лет назад +565

      um, hey! don't be coming to his house!

    • @ruthierocha833
      @ruthierocha833 5 лет назад +326

      I just wanna reiterate, don't be coming to his house

    • @alexathornton5
      @alexathornton5 5 лет назад +263

      He’ll get you on tape

    • @yeevee_
      @yeevee_ 5 лет назад +99

      SHHHH DONT TELL HIM

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 лет назад +40

      Lmao now I'm thinking about that vine with Shaq and Gold Bond.... AAAHHH. Skin. I nurture my skin. Sssshhhhh don't tell 'em

  • @mancillamarie
    @mancillamarie 3 года назад +870

    danny’s next video will be called “why i waited until marriage to kiss”

    • @kenzy523
      @kenzy523 3 года назад +63

      Girl defined is typing

    • @emmamooney3820
      @emmamooney3820 3 года назад +34

      It’s actually been a *really cool thing*

    • @joshuamiller8149
      @joshuamiller8149 3 года назад +11

      Why is waited for a random wedding photo ona hay bale to kiss

    • @LDFA1979
      @LDFA1979 2 года назад +3

      Is Danny part of Boy Defined Ministries? Are Cody Ko and Noel pastors?

  • @Lanosrep
    @Lanosrep 3 года назад +297

    "I don't have to leave my house"
    *Seconds later*
    "I guess we'll start outside"

  • @arjunsahota8608
    @arjunsahota8608 5 лет назад +3320

    I love how he really wants everyone here to come over to his house.

    • @Isotypical
      @Isotypical 5 лет назад +32

      Ikr

    • @viggo9156
      @viggo9156 5 лет назад +28

      Ikr lol nice humor

    • @tristdynol5798
      @tristdynol5798 4 года назад

      SourGrape666
      be my friend please

    • @null_tries_stuff
      @null_tries_stuff 4 года назад

      Arjun Sahota cool profile pic the dc version of the human version of me

    • @ibesimpin7560
      @ibesimpin7560 4 года назад +6

      I didn’t watch the rest of the video so I’ll take your word for it

  • @kitkat1595
    @kitkat1595 5 лет назад +896

    danny: what are you gonna do, sit on the couch and stare at the empty wall like a sociopath-
    shane, busting down the door: whoa... i just got the chills

  • @ilovejoshua
    @ilovejoshua 3 года назад +298

    Other RUclipsrs: this is my 6 car garage.
    Danny: This is my candle, it smell like pumpkins and is really great.4:03

  • @farkleberry867
    @farkleberry867 3 года назад +198

    Imagine if this video was how you found out that you lived in Danny's basement

  • @lessaskye358
    @lessaskye358 4 года назад +5493

    How does he act like a 35 year old dad trapped in a 20 year old body with the face of a 12 year old. America explain.

    • @retrorad3417
      @retrorad3417 4 года назад +82

      bruh that pfp is gold

    • @lessaskye358
      @lessaskye358 4 года назад +136

      Please stop liking the comment it was so dumb

    • @retrorad3417
      @retrorad3417 4 года назад +62

      n e v e r

    • @cloudfairyz
      @cloudfairyz 4 года назад +25

      @@lessaskye358 It's true though 😂

    • @imxgn705
      @imxgn705 4 года назад +8

      Cos he is?

  • @mayaperez4834
    @mayaperez4834 4 года назад +5620

    I'm so glad that Danny said multiple times to come to his house just in case we didn't hear it the first time.

    • @muskaan3711
      @muskaan3711 4 года назад +187

      And I like it how so many people are commenting that they'll go to his house or are secretly living in his house.

    • @vero8908
      @vero8908 3 года назад +17

      @@dfsgfc6252 its a joke

    • @JillcantChill
      @JillcantChill 3 года назад +52

      I mean..
      Don't be comin to his house.

    • @brookiecookie6675
      @brookiecookie6675 3 года назад +2

      hxneybee wow.

    • @yeirenaguirre6804
      @yeirenaguirre6804 3 года назад +44

      I know right? He’s so kind and welcoming

  • @daisyviv8385
    @daisyviv8385 3 года назад +65

    his neighbor jackie is probably the one renting the basement
    that’s why she had to introduce herself to both of them when drew visited 😲

  • @kaelynb4081
    @kaelynb4081 4 года назад +261

    so who’s going to tell danny that the room at 7:10 is probably supposed to be a formal dining room

    • @zoefoley6818
      @zoefoley6818 4 месяца назад +1

      That’s what I was thinking 😂

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet Месяц назад +1

      The room with the built in China cabinet is definitely the dining room. That currently empty room is a den, or an office since that looks like a new house, the room with a couch is probably meant to be a formal living room.

  • @bluz1864
    @bluz1864 4 года назад +4398

    It might sound stupid but I love how he loves Laura so much. The little things he says about her always makes me smile. It's nice hearing men express their love for their partners.

    • @gg-dg6rk
      @gg-dg6rk 4 года назад +268

      Guys find yourself a man/woman like Danny *shrek advise*

    • @gabbym8873
      @gabbym8873 4 года назад +119

      Nowadays we call it a simp but I couldn't agree more

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 4 года назад +223

      B Luz yesss, like at the end when he was like “and I get to wake up next to my beautiful wife” that’s so sweet holy heck

    • @SlipperyNutella
      @SlipperyNutella 4 года назад +19

      Bruh, stfu, love is only for the homies. (no homo bros)

    • @cc-df1do
      @cc-df1do 4 года назад +83

      @@gabbym8873 okay? he respects and loves his wife, how in hell is that simping?

  • @Hooverrr
    @Hooverrr 5 лет назад +4505

    Quick question, it’s ok to come over right?

    • @WormZzz
      @WormZzz 5 лет назад +229

      I think we should go

    • @martaeafa
      @martaeafa 5 лет назад +48

      HOOVERR

    • @CS-di1dt
      @CS-di1dt 5 лет назад +142

      Yeah go ahead! I came over to ask him and he said it was cool

    • @isabellearden3601
      @isabellearden3601 5 лет назад +5

      hi big zaddy

    • @alexis1610
      @alexis1610 5 лет назад +5

      Hooverr watches Danny! uwu

  • @Abracadabra1111
    @Abracadabra1111 3 года назад +62

    “This is where the magic happens. The magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is beside me.” Goddamn thats smooth

  • @joshua2atkins772
    @joshua2atkins772 3 года назад +590

    Danny: i’m not gonna have kids for a while i’m not a dad
    also danny: wears crocs

    • @cigarette_ahegao
      @cigarette_ahegao 3 года назад +41

      has extra rooms

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад +54

      ".... just in case we suddenly have 7 thousand children"

    • @gracesanders1759
      @gracesanders1759 2 года назад +4

      he looks like such a dad in this video

    • @TheRetroFanatic
      @TheRetroFanatic 2 года назад +9

      I’ve discovered recently that all my late 20’s male friends are developing major dad vibes without children. I think “dads” may just be good natured adult men.

    • @certifiedgreg_rose
      @certifiedgreg_rose Год назад +9

      It's actually crazy that he is having a kid now

  • @malikakyelir8486
    @malikakyelir8486 4 года назад +1443

    9:42 "The magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still beside me." 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @jacksongiro6852
      @jacksongiro6852 4 года назад +63

      *STILL* 😳 what he mean still 😂

    • @bbrookie_lynn4608
      @bbrookie_lynn4608 3 года назад +7

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @brynnglock6766
      @brynnglock6766 3 года назад +17

      jackson giro means that his plans aren’t working

    • @dailydoseofdumb6376
      @dailydoseofdumb6376 3 года назад +11

      Brynn Glock you weren’t supposed to know that....

    • @gavin0115
      @gavin0115 Год назад +2

      @@jacksongiro6852 He means that she was in the past and that she is _still_ at that moment

  • @jessicar4217
    @jessicar4217 4 года назад +3562

    Why is “don’t be comin’ to my house” so much funnier than just “don’t come to my house.” Help

  • @Strobel-tp4fe
    @Strobel-tp4fe 4 года назад +99

    Ya know I was really thinking about going to ur house but when u said “don’t be coming to my house” That really persuaded me to not go to ur house.

  • @memphisellis3192
    @memphisellis3192 3 года назад +35

    I almost cried when danny said the magic is waking up and his beautiful wife is laying beside him!!! THAT IS SO CUTEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @FantasticaB
    @FantasticaB 5 лет назад +361

    That room with the extra couch is for when Laura comes home late. You sit in the dark on the couch and when she walks into the room you turn the lamp on, that’s it whole purpose, duh. Also, don’t forget to ask her where she’s been and why she didn’t call.

    • @taylor_doherty_
      @taylor_doherty_ 5 лет назад +36

      FantasticaB I don’t know how he didn’t know this like it’s so obvious that it’s the where ya been room

    • @FantasticaB
      @FantasticaB 5 лет назад +3

      Taylor Doherty 😆😆 exactly!

    • @elspruce425
      @elspruce425 5 лет назад +6

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, JONATHAN

    • @Sage-jo6bz
      @Sage-jo6bz 5 лет назад

      This comment needs more likes

  • @katherine5138
    @katherine5138 4 года назад +4699

    Who else thought he was just gonna blur out the entire thing

    • @nope-ve9ks
      @nope-ve9ks 4 года назад +72

      I'd like your comment but you have an anime icon and it's scaring me

    • @katherine5138
      @katherine5138 4 года назад +105

      @@nope-ve9ks well it is an important part of a weeb phase but dont worry it'll be over soon

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 года назад +37

      katherine: just a phase
      Me: it’s been a prEEty long phase -_-

    • @katherine5138
      @katherine5138 4 года назад +26

      @@callmeqt1269 oh I'm ALWAYS gonna be a weeb but having an anime pfp isnt long term weeb stuff

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 года назад

      katherine at least three weeks long
      👉👈

  • @nykolous9830
    @nykolous9830 4 года назад +68

    the 7 thousand china plates are for our family dinners with all the other gregs

    • @rianapandey
      @rianapandey 3 месяца назад +3

      Those happen once a week and everyone's invited😊

  • @roobee1234
    @roobee1234 4 года назад +313

    Guys help I'm inside of Danny's house I climbed in the window but I'm trapped in the attic send help

    • @vex_13
      @vex_13 4 года назад +43

      Come to the closet. There's still some space beside me.

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 3 года назад +19

      vex 13 there is also room behind that one couch he never uses

    • @the_purple_hoodie5191
      @the_purple_hoodie5191 3 года назад +18

      Guys help im stuck in the chimney its been a year and my phone is about to die help

    • @the_purple_hoodie5191
      @the_purple_hoodie5191 3 года назад +8

      Guys my phone is on 2 percebt can someone bring a cherger to the chimney

    • @tualasullivan8812
      @tualasullivan8812 3 года назад +10

      The_Purple_hoodie sorry im coming over but itll take a while because my joints are achy from planking on that chair all night

  • @kaam..
    @kaam.. 5 лет назад +828

    Instructions unclear. I'm on your porch.

    • @polarbears1897
      @polarbears1897 5 лет назад +17

      Kaiya 。。 wait I’m in his garbage is the porch where you enter?

    • @scoorio
      @scoorio 5 лет назад +7

      I'm in the couch
      It's pretty cold

    • @jbknyc
      @jbknyc 5 лет назад +18

      I’m in the attic, he still hasn’t invited me for dinner

    • @sofiajjk
      @sofiajjk 5 лет назад +9

      I'm actually the person living in the basement. It's pretty cozy in here

    • @Redmeteor200
      @Redmeteor200 15 дней назад

      Don't be comin to his house!

  • @bellalee9147
    @bellalee9147 5 лет назад +4861

    Im gunna cry " the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still there"

  • @sardinehydration4056
    @sardinehydration4056 4 года назад +56

    “One thing they don’t tell you about dogs is... they poop a lot”
    It’s true, I am the dog

  • @lilydell948
    @lilydell948 4 года назад +55

    i think he hired my 90 year old grandma to decorate his house.

  • @samanthag1922
    @samanthag1922 5 лет назад +3606

    only craigs show up at youtuber's houses uninvited

    • @user-lb9mx3uv5i
      @user-lb9mx3uv5i 5 лет назад +181

      ugh, stupid craigs, they have no respect for anyone

    • @thekoala2074
      @thekoala2074 4 года назад +24

      You are a greg craigs are ex gregs

    • @Oondne23
      @Oondne23 4 года назад +11

      Plural is actually "Craig", much like "Greg" on Danny's channel

    • @Adrianaisapissbaby666
      @Adrianaisapissbaby666 4 года назад +3

      Craig, boi be yeeted

    • @skippitydippity
      @skippitydippity 4 года назад +16

      dumbass craigs dont even get me started about craigs

  • @katelynko6999
    @katelynko6999 4 года назад +6668

    Why does he look like a pizza delivery man

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 4 года назад +149

      I think it's the hat

    • @danielarchuleta8476
      @danielarchuleta8476 4 года назад +28

      IM dying inside now

    • @earthtoursamajor
      @earthtoursamajor 4 года назад +85

      Send your cutest delivery boy

    • @RedCrimsonRed
      @RedCrimsonRed 4 года назад +117

      It’s not actually his house, he’s just the pizza guy who pretends to live there

    • @emilol8157
      @emilol8157 4 года назад +10

      It’s the hat lol

  • @Bimby-b
    @Bimby-b 3 года назад +15

    He's so lonely, I'm glad we're all going to his house

  • @mahitabelgabry1450
    @mahitabelgabry1450 3 года назад +13

    i love that he filmed this as if its a facetime

  • @meeelo7329
    @meeelo7329 4 года назад +3037

    "If you find out where i live, dont come to my house"
    "Let me hide our mail, again, dont come to our house"
    "Dont go to our house"
    "Dont be coming to my house"
    _Hmmm_
    *i think he doesnt want us at his house*

    • @Anna-si4ck
      @Anna-si4ck 4 года назад +212

      Idk, it kinda seems like an informal invitation

    • @Pom05124
      @Pom05124 4 года назад +47

      Yeah qere being told to go to his house

    • @pigpit
      @pigpit 4 года назад +67

      Nah he totally wants us to be comin to his house

    • @wackyexperiments1680
      @wackyexperiments1680 4 года назад +71

      I think it’s reverse psychology and he actually wants us to come to his house

    • @chloeb2844
      @chloeb2844 4 года назад +51

      Where did you hear that? All I heard was multiple invitations to be comin' to his house

  • @mja5543
    @mja5543 5 лет назад +1665

    "Solid gold statue of me"
    *points to a blue thing*

    • @joeshabe
      @joeshabe 5 лет назад +76

      actually, blue gold is a really rare mixture of something secret, and not many jewellers know how to make it, so it makes Danny even richer! by the way, totally forgot, when are we visiting him?

    • @joeshabe
      @joeshabe 5 лет назад +25

      @The Unknown oh, 'course i didn't! just checking. i'm so glad any of us can make him real-real happy!

    • @karaokekid9025
      @karaokekid9025 5 лет назад +9

      The Unknown yo I totally forgot! I’m stopping bye tonight if ur interested

    • @chrysalxsm9115
      @chrysalxsm9115 4 года назад +6

      Еўль man, I missed, wanna visit again? I went to see and now I’m stuck in the basement this is a cry for help-

    • @joeshabe
      @joeshabe 4 года назад +7

      ​@@chrysalxsm9115 i've been in the basement for this whole time, for 2 months, i guess, and it's bigger than you think!! we have a party here, come and join!!

  • @deville6120
    @deville6120 3 года назад +135

    Just a freindly reminder:
    DONT BE COMING TO HIS HOUSE!

  • @allyavocado2599
    @allyavocado2599 Год назад +3

    Your backyard is so wonderful and beautiful!!!

  • @aarliahh6078
    @aarliahh6078 5 лет назад +4295

    week 5 and Danny doesn't know I'm in his attic

    • @formeridiot8641
      @formeridiot8641 5 лет назад +274

      oh shoot, im in his vents

    • @Cam-hm2eo
      @Cam-hm2eo 5 лет назад +163

      uncultured swine yall should meet up

    • @Isotypical
      @Isotypical 5 лет назад +191

      Oh shit ive been in his basement i murdered the dude that lived in there wanna meet up at that one couch with the staring wall

    • @lukabell4607
      @lukabell4607 5 лет назад +88

      @@Isotypical omw I'm in da chimney rn

    • @Isotypical
      @Isotypical 5 лет назад +70

      @@lukabell4607 ight lets meet up in his bedroom under the bed

  • @lyonlofi
    @lyonlofi 5 лет назад +3977

    Danny looks like a middle aged dad who throws footballs with his son for fun

  • @GRA03
    @GRA03 3 года назад +7

    "The magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still right beside me."
    AWE

  • @lemoncholy3264
    @lemoncholy3264 3 года назад +26

    Y’all I think Danny doesn’t want us coming to his house 😳

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Год назад

      nooo, it's reverse psychology! of course he wants us to come over to his house! this video was actually a formal invitation to come over for a big Greg Family Dinner; i mean, why else would he have 7 thousand plates ready to go?

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 5 лет назад +1654

    guys, i think danny wants us at his house. why else would he have that many china plates?

    • @JuneLovesCrows
      @JuneLovesCrows 5 лет назад +55

      Now I'm just reminded of the Greg family dinner video pls no

    • @ivieillustrations3654
      @ivieillustrations3654 5 лет назад +56

      Youre right. We should totally be coming to his house.

    • @JuneLovesCrows
      @JuneLovesCrows 5 лет назад +36

      I think he meant "don't not be coming to my house"

    • @ivieillustrations3654
      @ivieillustrations3654 5 лет назад +21

      @@JuneLovesCrows to the craigs. Duhhh

    • @abbiel9866
      @abbiel9866 5 лет назад +3

      Judette The Unicorn whooosh

  • @samantha-7672
    @samantha-7672 5 лет назад +1495

    more bathrooms = more places to cry

  • @missrogybear
    @missrogybear 3 года назад +6

    Idea for the smaller room you don’t use- make it an epic room for your guinea pigs and get them out of that tiny cage, they’d love it! You could make a whole little village, would love to see a vid of you making it and moving in your piggies! 😊

  • @AutumnPinkyKat
    @AutumnPinkyKat 5 месяцев назад +6

    Things we have learned about Danny's house:
    1: his house is very well decorated and he knows what every room is for.
    2: come over to his house.

  • @Mandii771
    @Mandii771 5 лет назад +159

    When he said "the magic is waking up and seeing my beautiful wife is still beside me" that's so cute 😍

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 5 лет назад +13

      We love a dude who respects and cherishes his wife

    • @Awesomefulrific
      @Awesomefulrific 5 лет назад +12

      I wheezed in the grossest way because I love that he has a dedicated relationship

  • @starchildemon1
    @starchildemon1 4 года назад +6908

    it's nice that Danny took the time to make a video inviting us to his house.

    • @mercy4923
      @mercy4923 4 года назад +246

      DON'T BE COMING TO HIS HOUSE

    • @officerdoofy3976
      @officerdoofy3976 4 года назад +129

      we can go get ice cream and order Pizza Hut

    • @noahb6464
      @noahb6464 4 года назад +32

      No come to his house😂

    • @Ellie-cz1kd
      @Ellie-cz1kd 4 года назад +83

      Maggie J yeah were good my mom can pick us up, and we can even get mcdonald’s after if we’re good

    • @starchildemon1
      @starchildemon1 4 года назад +53

      @@Ellie-cz1kd you're mom's awesome, my mom would have told me we have food at home :(

  • @Sanhitha
    @Sanhitha Год назад +6

    Aww I was gonna go to Danny’s house until he said not to come

  • @phoeberose8005
    @phoeberose8005 3 года назад +6

    Ok, ok I’ll come to your house stop pressuring me dude.

  • @snoopydog9821
    @snoopydog9821 5 лет назад +1685

    I loved this video. I just wish Danny could have made it a bit more clear whether or whether not we can come to his house..
    Sigh

    • @steve-dr1gh
      @steve-dr1gh 5 лет назад +58

      snoopydog 98 I think we can he didn’t specify so I don’t see why not

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah I think he's cool with it I'm omw rn

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 5 лет назад +8

      @Betsy Mills sure thing see you there

    • @j_a_a
      @j_a_a 5 лет назад +8

      @@nutellacastle I'll bring some Street Meat

    • @echoscavanger2133
      @echoscavanger2133 4 года назад

      I think i think it was yes

  • @aaliyahbanasiak5646
    @aaliyahbanasiak5646 5 лет назад +1438

    "WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!?!?"
    "ThEy aRe mY cRoCs."

  • @astronophy.1994
    @astronophy.1994 3 года назад +3

    “the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still right beside me” that’s adorable

  • @armodillo7447
    @armodillo7447 3 года назад +9

    Bro my kitchen is literally set up just like yours.

  • @evea820
    @evea820 5 лет назад +147

    So glad Danny invited everyone to his house! See u all tomorrow

    • @panickermit9791
      @panickermit9791 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah! I'll make sure to be concussion ready!

    • @moobloom4817
      @moobloom4817 5 лет назад +8

      Remember to bring the bunny knick-knacks!!

    • @uyduagat
      @uyduagat 5 лет назад +3

      Eve A see you guys! I’m so excited to meet y’all. I’m bringing the cookies!

  • @mars111
    @mars111 5 лет назад +347

    "What are you gonna do, just sit and stare at the wall on the other side of this giant ass room like a _sociopath_ ?"
    *Shane Dawson has entered the chat*

    • @xxDgirlDiamondzxx
      @xxDgirlDiamondzxx 5 лет назад +2

      I'M LITERALLY DYING AT THIS COMMENT OMG

    • @m00d77
      @m00d77 5 лет назад +3

      logan paul has left the chat

  • @YOLO-yx2nz
    @YOLO-yx2nz 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t believe Danny invited all of his subscribers to come to his house. He is so nice

  • @b1rdsh0t80
    @b1rdsh0t80 2 года назад +7

    9:56 If I drove by a house and just saw Danny staring blankly out the window I think I’d have a heart attack

  • @dschuster6879
    @dschuster6879 4 года назад +3165

    Little does Danny know that I am in his attic, waiting for the perfect moment to slap him.

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 5 лет назад +818

    After you blurred the outside of your house I was expecting
    /kinda hoping the rest of house tour would be blurred also

    • @giannamastrian1946
      @giannamastrian1946 5 лет назад +35

      brownguy903 pulling an emma chamberlain💀

    • @saigeelizabeth8284
      @saigeelizabeth8284 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao me too

    • @emilym112
      @emilym112 5 лет назад +3

      Same, that would have been interesting house tour, cuz you wouldn't see anything 😂😂😂😂

    • @ameria_eve
      @ameria_eve 5 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @venus6478
    @venus6478 3 года назад +3

    Danny: "Just in case, we suddenly have 7,000 children"
    Laura: "I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon?"

  • @theconstantcommenter683
    @theconstantcommenter683 4 года назад +60

    Imagine living in their basement hering danny all the time

  • @merittth23
    @merittth23 5 лет назад +482

    'don't be coming to my house' is the new 'I gotta go'

  • @lizzy4261
    @lizzy4261 5 лет назад +357

    I know what you can do with your spare room! Make it a guest room for when fans come over, I know you'd want us to feel welcome.

    • @sapphira4774
      @sapphira4774 5 лет назад +23

      Danny: dOn'T bE cOmIn tO mY hOuSe

    • @Rorisgay
      @Rorisgay 5 лет назад +7

      one, this made me chuckle, two, i really wrote this comment bc im ur 69th like youre welcome

    • @bellaaj5956
      @bellaaj5956 5 лет назад

      Oh gosh😂😂😂💀💀

  • @synkgd619
    @synkgd619 3 года назад +8

    I like how his ending is so simple

  • @3dstuff654
    @3dstuff654 Год назад +2

    If I've learned anything in this video, it's that I think Danny wants us to visit his house

  • @ryannnm
    @ryannnm 5 лет назад +1118

    "I should probably throw it away but, it's going to stay there for a while"
    Yup, I felt that.

  • @addisonelizabeth8
    @addisonelizabeth8 5 лет назад +374

    “this is the bedroom, where the magic happens. the magic is that i wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still beside me.”
    why was that so cute oml. 💖

    • @dryeyes7757
      @dryeyes7757 5 лет назад +2

      IT couldn't be STRANGER RIGHT

    • @hiitsme4873
      @hiitsme4873 5 лет назад +4

      Ikrr!!!! He’s so sweet aww

    • @shannishanni5479
      @shannishanni5479 5 лет назад +1

      Wait hes married WAT THE HECC

    • @addisonelizabeth8
      @addisonelizabeth8 5 лет назад +8

      samantha kacherski yes the fetus is married lmao

    • @julianna2333
      @julianna2333 5 лет назад +2

      Heh when he said it first without the 2nd part I thought of sth else ... 😏😂😂

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 2 года назад +2

    “I only went up there one time to make sure nobody was living up there.” attic things

  • @aiden.ambulance
    @aiden.ambulance 4 года назад +11

    your outfit: a 50 year old midwestern dad
    your face: my 11 year old cousin

  • @sunshinesims5521
    @sunshinesims5521 5 лет назад +267

    The room should be a croc room. You should put a secret shrine to crocs in there. Only if people say the secret word...Crocs... can you get in. Then you will be immediately kidnapped and turned into crocs yourself.

    • @vallge243
      @vallge243 5 лет назад +5

      **Whispers** Crocs... XD

  • @irispark5561
    @irispark5561 4 года назад +1338

    His house reminds me of my sims house but I forgot to put half the stuff in

  • @aidanc.d.2695
    @aidanc.d.2695 3 года назад +4

    I feel like this is one of those situations where Danny is being held hostage and he's actually begging for us to come find 'his' house and rescue him

  • @TicklishCrown
    @TicklishCrown 3 года назад +6

    “Don’t be coming to my house.” Ok, so I’m thinking 1:30 pm would be good, I’ll be coming to your house

    • @AubreyMoore69
      @AubreyMoore69 3 года назад

      We doing carpool? Or just going separate???

    • @TicklishCrown
      @TicklishCrown 3 года назад

      @@AubreyMoore69 I mean, yeah, I think if we carpool that would be better for sure. Gotta be environmentally friendly when you’re coming to Danny’s house!

  • @alexandrafilas8769
    @alexandrafilas8769 5 лет назад +373

    Every time he talks about his wife, I have faith in the world.

  • @Agforever12
    @Agforever12 5 лет назад +276

    The extra room can be for all of us when we be comin to your house.

  • @greycraft7116
    @greycraft7116 4 года назад +5

    9:45 TOO CUTTTEEEEEE! “my beautiful wife” me:eeeeeEEEEEE!!

  • @ajgray8888
    @ajgray8888 3 года назад +2

    I’m so glad Danny invited us to come over. So excited

  • @chloe-ss4fc
    @chloe-ss4fc 5 лет назад +552

    This whole house tour is just like if two ten year olds pretending to be adults bought a house

  • @skyet6
    @skyet6 5 лет назад +363

    Why is no one talking about how cute that last comment about his wife was

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 5 лет назад +7

      Man I was in here somewhere and commented that! It really is sweet 😊

    • @anjieeee
      @anjieeee 5 лет назад +8

      it was so cuteeee

    • @cryptidliam8452
      @cryptidliam8452 5 лет назад

      Wasn’t he saying it was amazing that his wife hadn’t left him yet ???

    • @no.1appastan
      @no.1appastan 5 лет назад +4

      @@cryptidliam8452 i think he meant it more like, he's glad he gets to wake up to her every morning hence the word "beautiful"

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner 5 лет назад +1

      It was the cutest thing ever😍 Where can I find a man like Danny?

  • @loodgack
    @loodgack Год назад +1

    I love your garden so much!
    also, Danny, I took the invitation personally, and despite I'm living on the other end of the planet, I'm now coming to your house. by foot.

  • @alldor4902
    @alldor4902 4 года назад +5

    You know when you said your dog likes to eat whenever your talking/around maybe he's a social eater 😭😆💙

  • @evanhutcheson1409
    @evanhutcheson1409 4 года назад +1837

    So i'm a bit confused he said "come" and "house" so much i don't know if he meant come or don't come, either way i'm outside his house right now

  • @julietuft8811
    @julietuft8811 4 года назад +1304

    Danny: rest assured, no one is living in my attic.
    Me: thank god he hasn't found me

    • @auxangess
      @auxangess 4 года назад +37

      i hope he does not ever see me coming in from the basement at 5:30 a.m. and using his cup-board every day

    • @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
      @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 4 года назад +16

      Woah woah woah, you can't be comin to his house
      He even said, "don't be comin to my house"

    • @MahouKat
      @MahouKat 4 года назад +13

      @@auxangess Remove one china plate per day - I wanna see the aftermath

    • @carinstoll790
      @carinstoll790 4 года назад +1

      You are a genius

    • @billscott490
      @billscott490 4 года назад +3

      I didn’t realize I had a roommate

  • @furlycee
    @furlycee Год назад

    Danny’s house looks like a fever dream from an almost Middle Ages couple living in suburban Illinois in the 1990’s …. which I kind of appreciate after all the RUclipsr tours with hyper minimalist black and white everything

  • @Fannywikstrom95
    @Fannywikstrom95 5 лет назад +2753

    *i need ”dont be comin into my house” on a shirt asap*

    • @polarbears1897
      @polarbears1897 5 лет назад +110

      Fanny Evelina yeah we should show it to Danny when we visit his house!

    • @carter2757
      @carter2757 5 лет назад +13

      Fanny Evelina totally!

    • @graffitiislife463
      @graffitiislife463 5 лет назад +11

      Omg I would totally buy that!

    • @emie1298
      @emie1298 5 лет назад +13

      Polar Bears 18 that is a perfect idea!

    • @JoshuaPluta
      @JoshuaPluta 5 лет назад +2

      XD

  • @lolahenry8440
    @lolahenry8440 4 года назад +812

    "the magic is that I wake up every morning and my beautiful wife is still here" is so sweet 🥺I hope I'm lucky enough for my husband to think that way one day

    • @jasmine511
      @jasmine511 4 года назад +64

      Right!? I can't believe more people haven't made comments about that line cause it's frickin adorable

    • @JustLaurenForFun
      @JustLaurenForFun 4 года назад +34

      It literally made my heart melt

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +11

      @@JustLaurenForFun I don't think you know what "literally" means. :-P

    • @iamfamousandhot
      @iamfamousandhot 4 года назад +15

      Christine C. no. she does. shes now dead. woopsies

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +1

      Christine C. Man, look up the definition of literally and try again, lmao.

  • @ninin11
    @ninin11 3 года назад +2

    wow he is so patient, inviting all of us to his house like that

  • @MJ-qd9de
    @MJ-qd9de 3 года назад +7

    crap, hiding from Danny is harder when he's actually looking around his house!

  • @queennerissa5308
    @queennerissa5308 4 года назад +1280

    Everytime he says “my wife” I still think it’s a joke

    • @sashadeandre2906
      @sashadeandre2906 4 года назад +9

      Ha. Someday you’ll say the same thing about me.

    • @nope-ve9ks
      @nope-ve9ks 4 года назад +22

      @@sashadeandre2906 okay????

    • @sashadeandre2906
      @sashadeandre2906 4 года назад +2

      Faith Nope it’s called flirting... smh

    • @nope-ve9ks
      @nope-ve9ks 4 года назад +29

      @@sashadeandre2906 with who

    • @dan-ho1zz
      @dan-ho1zz 4 года назад +53

      Crazy how they’re letting 12 year olds get married these days

  • @emmaangelee5888
    @emmaangelee5888 5 лет назад +1279

    "A fun way to prank all our friends by giving them concussions"
    Huh, interesting sounds like troom troom... 🤔

    • @emilyphan9372
      @emilyphan9372 5 лет назад +11

      HE HAS CONVERTED!!!

    • @pauu3974
      @pauu3974 5 лет назад +3

      Weird flex, but okay

    • @daisiarai8958
      @daisiarai8958 5 лет назад +2

      Emma Angelee 😂😂😂

    • @graycie7888
      @graycie7888 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oml im dying😂 so true!

    • @littlemisspotato5269
      @littlemisspotato5269 5 лет назад +1

      I read that in the narrators voice XD 😂🤣

  • @lpssugarcakes8817
    @lpssugarcakes8817 3 года назад +1

    This is the first house tour I’ve ever watched all the way through

  • @lilnaslex_
    @lilnaslex_ 4 года назад +5

    danny: i don’t even really have to leave my house
    also danny 3 seconds later: let’s start outside

  • @isam7634
    @isam7634 4 года назад +1935

    Wait Danny doesn’t live with his wife? He said “we’re only two people” so that’s him and the person downstairs. Kinda weird 🚶🏻‍♂️

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 4 года назад +97

      i wonder how does the person down stairs leave the house

    • @taraandes6735
      @taraandes6735 4 года назад +21

      I read wait as Walt the first time

    • @genkins23
      @genkins23 4 года назад +6

      cause they have a baby

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +21

      Örlogskapten Huh? No theres _only two_ people, him and his downstairs friend.

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +19

      Sam S *they don’t.*