How to Kill Santa Claus | NowThis Nerd

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 5 лет назад +21

    I love how they totally overlook the fact that Santa straight up dies in front of a kid. Also the fireproof suit they "just finished" even though fireplaces have been an issue for Santa since fireplaces became a thing.

  • @paigemurphy7770
    @paigemurphy7770 4 года назад +13

    That "Santa monster" may be Krampus, the demon that kidnaps extremely naughty kids.
    Scott had no idea that is was SANTA that he startled, and a note on the body told him to take the suit and sleigh.
    I can't believe how judgmental the Santa in 'Twas the Night was.

  • @user-yf1qr6nq1r
    @user-yf1qr6nq1r 7 лет назад +89

    How to kill Christine
    How to kill IT
    How to kill Krampus

    • @thisaintitchief5083
      @thisaintitchief5083 6 лет назад +2

      Savage Logang paulers
      Dumbass Logan Pauler.

    • @nathanielputralucky8533
      @nathanielputralucky8533 6 лет назад +1

      For Christine, simply make it rust to her death. Driving it to the ocean is a good idea. But who in the right mind would kill a beautiful Plymouth Fury?

  • @justink-kh3ps
    @justink-kh3ps 6 лет назад +8

    The Santa Clause is my favorite Christmas movie to ever exist

  • @BigPimpGrant
    @BigPimpGrant 7 лет назад +237

    I'm just mad that they didn't have Santa from futurama.

    • @jonathaneby1440
      @jonathaneby1440 7 лет назад +1

      GGaming true, but they never killed Santa there

    • @BigPimpGrant
      @BigPimpGrant 7 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Eby yeah but they have stopped him.

    • @mrfootfxtish9430
      @mrfootfxtish9430 7 лет назад +1

      GGaming me too, but Santa didn't die in Futurama.

    • @BigPimpGrant
      @BigPimpGrant 7 лет назад +1

      ThisAWESOMEGUY24 yeah but they could find away

    • @JamsHehe
      @JamsHehe 6 лет назад

      I think they are talking about movies

  • @twins_301
    @twins_301 3 года назад +7

    The dislike are kids who think that Santa is real

  • @batmanthelegendary2969
    @batmanthelegendary2969 7 лет назад +179

    Isn't coal a fossil fuel and aren't fossil fuels expensive so boom rich

  • @runsfromelk509
    @runsfromelk509 6 лет назад +20

    Christmas Evil! Saw this at a party and could only remember the flying van after my hangover

  • @Therealgerogecostanza
    @Therealgerogecostanza 7 лет назад +38

    How to kill a killer clown from outer space ?? Agree ?

    • @GeefVis
      @GeefVis 4 года назад

      Good idea...

    • @JonnyVision
      @JonnyVision 4 года назад

      Zarlixon Van Wijk You shoot or hit their nose

    • @paulamccormack8036
      @paulamccormack8036 4 года назад

      Or,ya know,just watch the film

  • @michaelgleghorn9779
    @michaelgleghorn9779 4 года назад +20

    That rhyming was just total, pure poetry right there.

  • @theohendricks8634
    @theohendricks8634 7 лет назад +49

    I’d rather not write a Christmas list this year.

  • @VlogCandyMinus
    @VlogCandyMinus 6 лет назад +5

    I was waiting just to see when the "Garbage day" line came up 😂😂😂

  • @cnashford2
    @cnashford2 7 лет назад +10

    Well, that's a creative Santa story (4:49-5:07). 🎅

  • @gideonvandenberg8829
    @gideonvandenberg8829 5 лет назад +76

    How to kill Santa Clause...
    Poison the milk and cookies😂

    • @michaelramsey1149
      @michaelramsey1149 5 лет назад +2

      That's not how you spell claws

    • @Pyrodxd
      @Pyrodxd 5 лет назад +3

      Melanie martinez already did that so it works

    • @ruben824
      @ruben824 5 лет назад

      Gideon van den Berg ree

    • @jensonchetwood7878
      @jensonchetwood7878 5 лет назад

      Copied

    • @7amandhami
      @7amandhami 5 лет назад

      Michael Ramsey umm dude it’s Santa Clause not claws

  • @randomperson842
    @randomperson842 7 лет назад +30

    I've been waiting for this for so long!

  • @TF2Scout..
    @TF2Scout.. 4 года назад +7

    Me when I see Santas coming to visit my house
    Me: You picked the wrong house fool!

  • @amberelliott8211
    @amberelliott8211 7 лет назад +864

    How to kill Candyman like if you agree

  • @realpeter1052
    @realpeter1052 2 года назад +2

    Danny Gonzalez must’ve taken notes from this

  • @bulldogblast1945
    @bulldogblast1945 7 лет назад +244

    Do how to kill krampus

    • @khaoss4024
      @khaoss4024 7 лет назад +5

      problem is he never got killed in his movies

    • @yairmartinez5563
      @yairmartinez5563 7 лет назад

      BulldogBlast i

    • @darksunxxx8686
      @darksunxxx8686 7 лет назад

      He can’t freakin die

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 7 лет назад +1

      Use nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs. Advil, Midol and Pamprin are popular choices.

    • @cartoonturtle1560
      @cartoonturtle1560 6 лет назад +2

      Believe in jesus to kill him

  • @SnazzGirl
    @SnazzGirl 4 года назад +3

    I’m so glad the grinch was replaced. I also love the videos, do some more please.

  • @uuddlrlrbas
    @uuddlrlrbas 6 лет назад +4

    XD is that Doom 64 retexured with Tim Allen’s head? OMG I need that in my life.

  • @leoprieto6117
    @leoprieto6117 6 лет назад +14

    I like how they showed us the last one at school

  • @eljefe9617
    @eljefe9617 7 лет назад +13

    How to kill Krampus.

  • @H.A.W.K.S.W.I.F.U1
    @H.A.W.K.S.W.I.F.U1 3 года назад +2

    Can weLike notice that she is such a good at making a good melody

  • @kinancontreras3394
    @kinancontreras3394 6 лет назад +19

    I literally love this series strictly because of her humor she freaking slays me 😂 ha punny

  • @aidanryan7049
    @aidanryan7049 5 лет назад +5

    1:20 Santa clause is really on the naughty list xD

  • @mysteryillusion1243
    @mysteryillusion1243 7 лет назад +188

    How to kill santa poison the cookies and milk,leave the fire place on,traps

    • @imsou3277
      @imsou3277 6 лет назад +4

      Bill Denbrough ain’t that Home Alone?

    • @soheilayaghini7027
      @soheilayaghini7027 6 лет назад +1

      Bill Denbrough 10000000000000000

    • @guitarsnstuff3496
      @guitarsnstuff3496 6 лет назад +2

      Bill Denbrough whats the point with the milk and cookie poisoning if he burns to death?😐

    • @mysteryillusion1243
      @mysteryillusion1243 6 лет назад +3

      Chris koch just saying diffrent ways

    • @seaduckreviews2141
      @seaduckreviews2141 6 лет назад +1

      Well then, that escalated quickly

  • @sebastianlerma5285
    @sebastianlerma5285 5 лет назад +11

    Nothing,
    I mean nothing,
    Absolutely nothing
    Recommended 2019: hOw To KiLl SaUnTa ClAuS

  • @emhobbs3376
    @emhobbs3376 7 лет назад +8

    Do HOW TO KILL LEPRECHAUN and put Kaia as the host if u do it

  • @kdoto37
    @kdoto37 6 лет назад +4

    5:26 I can’t be the only one that laughed at that

  • @emanuelking8001
    @emanuelking8001 7 лет назад +38

    5:31 is that IT IS
    ITS GOLDBERG
    GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG

  • @jamere1894
    @jamere1894 10 месяцев назад +1

    thanks guys, ready for my show down with the big jolly guy now. wish me luck !

  • @potatoquality6153
    @potatoquality6153 7 лет назад +10

    I wanted this so bad

  • @justink-kh3ps
    @justink-kh3ps 6 лет назад +1

    4:12 Hey look, it's Dr Loom... wait no, Dr Monty?

  • @w-raz.9277
    @w-raz.9277 7 лет назад +14

    We in Finland solve all our troubles with Dynamite.
    Or with sauna, or ice hockey, or drinking, or molotovs, or with White Death.
    Jesus, we have a lot of ways of solving problems...
    And all of them shows how smart we are..

  • @butterscotch3730
    @butterscotch3730 6 лет назад +1

    Rare export is a super good movie! It comes every Christmas in Finland. way to set the mood...

  • @FlashieBoi
    @FlashieBoi 6 лет назад +7

    I dont need a fire to roast him

  • @christianengelsen317
    @christianengelsen317 5 лет назад +1

    I think that they used a real buffalo in santas slay
    The buffalo was scared of goldburg’s voice

  • @ghristophermyers666
    @ghristophermyers666 7 лет назад +34

    HowToKill
    Do Krampus please

  • @kpmadness
    @kpmadness 5 лет назад +4

    Anyone remember that Tales Crypt episode with the deranged Santa?

  • @cowboy7597
    @cowboy7597 7 лет назад +29

    Do how to kill pinhead and xenomorph and predator

    • @cowboy7597
      @cowboy7597 6 лет назад

      NowThis Nerd I watched it great video!

  • @haf816r
    @haf816r 6 лет назад +3

    That rhyme, killer!

  • @nocontentoverhere5351
    @nocontentoverhere5351 7 лет назад +8

    I love how to kill vids keep up the good work!

  • @therealopaartist
    @therealopaartist 6 лет назад

    My family's Christmas tradition is wake everyone up at 8am, open gifts and go back to sleep.

  • @smellyseal5628
    @smellyseal5628 7 лет назад +6

    Be Nice no be naughty.

  • @lianaaishi1965
    @lianaaishi1965 6 лет назад

    Halloween is haunting Christmas.

  • @kruerx
    @kruerx 7 лет назад +5

    I knew he was goldberg even whem he says WHOS NEXT u can tell by his face

  • @emeraldsky2823
    @emeraldsky2823 5 лет назад

    Guess Harry didn’t get enough hugs as a child.

  • @bensnow2218
    @bensnow2218 7 лет назад +13

    You stop believing in him duh

    • @cnashford2
      @cnashford2 7 лет назад

      Ben Snow (applause)

    • @soheilayaghini7027
      @soheilayaghini7027 6 лет назад

      Ben Snow 100000000000000000000000000000001p000000000

    • @amysmith2171
      @amysmith2171 6 лет назад

      You can't really tell people what to believe in and what not to believe in

  • @shelbyyoutube6281
    @shelbyyoutube6281 6 лет назад +1

    Tomska will love this

  • @Zenity
    @Zenity 7 лет назад +12

    OH MAN! THEM RHYMES!

  • @miriamcanseco8757
    @miriamcanseco8757 6 лет назад +1

    #1 way to kill santa= Leave the fire on the chimney with fire protector thing (make sure Santa can't get out of chimney)

  • @potatoquality6153
    @potatoquality6153 7 лет назад +17

    How to kill penmywise the can king clown

  • @Grennixx
    @Grennixx 6 лет назад

    What would complicate things is that Santa Claus historically is based off of the norse god Odin, him flying through the sky is based off of the wild hunt, a massive hunting party in the sky led by Odin

  • @Picklepvp2
    @Picklepvp2 6 лет назад +4

    His name is not Saint Nick that’s an really old Europen tradition

  • @vicbaez
    @vicbaez 6 лет назад

    I was NOT expecting the Tim Allen movie

  • @koradestiny
    @koradestiny 5 лет назад +6

    I loved that rhyme at the end she should do more of that

  • @hinthdarkshot2117
    @hinthdarkshot2117 3 года назад +2

    Thank you for having respect for the religious concept of Saint Nicolas.

  • @edpisskinny7791
    @edpisskinny7791 7 лет назад +141

    How to kill pennywise

    • @brandaboyshq6952
      @brandaboyshq6952 7 лет назад +2

      Sir Tiger don’t be afraid of it

    • @edpisskinny7791
      @edpisskinny7791 7 лет назад +2

      Brandaboys Youaintfindingme I am not Stephen king makes me happy actually

    • @kenyatamccoy8731
      @kenyatamccoy8731 7 лет назад +1

      that's what I said #pennywise

    • @ellismeadows7916
      @ellismeadows7916 7 лет назад +1

      Sir Tiger yessssss

    • @noone-tk2dp
      @noone-tk2dp 7 лет назад +2

      Sir Tiger If you want to kill PennyWise you just don't have to be scared of him

  • @putriddebris5308
    @putriddebris5308 5 лет назад +2

    Watching on Christmas eve

  • @sx.ashtxn8470
    @sx.ashtxn8470 7 лет назад +222

    How to kill Jake Paul

  • @ashlyt.3748
    @ashlyt.3748 6 лет назад

    Watch with captions:
    “Would you hug me? I’d hug me.”

  • @tonychaidez9369
    @tonychaidez9369 7 лет назад +7

    I love thid channel became one of my favorites!

  • @dogedoge8269
    @dogedoge8269 6 лет назад

    Grandpa:open those presents let’s see what Santa got you
    Me: bombs
    Boom
    Me: how did I know

  • @derrickm4687
    @derrickm4687 7 лет назад +22

    R.I.P. Billy

    • @Jenniferlashawun
      @Jenniferlashawun 7 лет назад +1

      Are you talking about billy from kindergarten that gory game because you thing is nuget from kindergarten (also that gory game:) and they were best friend's in the game.

    • @justkarma5715
      @justkarma5715 7 лет назад

      Derrick Miller yep Black Christmas

    • @randomcommenter7900
      @randomcommenter7900 5 лет назад

      Santa Claus is...gone

    • @zoesmall2903
      @zoesmall2903 3 года назад

      Santa is on naughty list now lol

    • @zoesmall2903
      @zoesmall2903 3 года назад

      Somehow I'm always on nice list lol

  • @thecomicguy3720
    @thecomicguy3720 6 лет назад +1

    Tim Allen at 8:53 kills me lol

  • @HardeepSingh-mj2on
    @HardeepSingh-mj2on 7 лет назад +28

    How to kill Darth Vader

  • @Tillycoppens981
    @Tillycoppens981 3 года назад

    Santa’s slay was Goldberg playing santa

  • @thatcrazykiddavey7768
    @thatcrazykiddavey7768 5 лет назад +7

    NOOOOO. I always thought it was gonna be JJJ's own words down his throut

  • @plushxtreme9381
    @plushxtreme9381 6 лет назад

    This made me afraid of Christmas for a minute

  • @cadedalexander2661
    @cadedalexander2661 6 лет назад +6

    I came here not knowing this was about the movies

  • @idolivestreamswhichisnice7065
    @idolivestreamswhichisnice7065 5 лет назад

    I like where you went with the poem/rhyme

  • @Maks-sf5tw
    @Maks-sf5tw 7 лет назад +37

    BRUH #YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

    • @raulromeo732
      @raulromeo732 7 лет назад

      Maks Kniaź you on naughty list

    • @samsonkitchen3710
      @samsonkitchen3710 6 лет назад

      S

    • @jilligers
      @jilligers 6 лет назад

      @Lego City S.W.A.T Member and termination terminator I say bruh to lots of girls

  • @amandamorgan3539
    @amandamorgan3539 5 лет назад

    this brings total new meaning to the song i saw mommy kissing santa clause

  • @leighharveycabatic8791
    @leighharveycabatic8791 6 лет назад +7

    9:08 Tons of Tim Allen 😂😂😂😂

    • @zlslothzl
      @zlslothzl 6 лет назад

      Leigh 4 Gaming is that doom but except every texture and sound is Tim Allen 😂

  • @landonisia
    @landonisia 5 лет назад +1

    _Danny Gonzalez has entered the chat._

  • @hazardouscinemas
    @hazardouscinemas 7 лет назад +6

    do how to kill pinhead from hellracer

  • @blackpinkstea8368
    @blackpinkstea8368 5 лет назад

    *good thing my house doesn’t have a chimney*

  • @voltsplayz1695
    @voltsplayz1695 7 лет назад +4

    How to kill candy man

  • @130_
    @130_ 5 лет назад

    "Tim Allen pushed Santa off a roof
    Me: HOLD UP, Did they just say Buzz Lightyear killed Santa?

  • @ActivationTime
    @ActivationTime 7 лет назад +21

    How to kill 1990 pennywise and how to kill 2017 pennywise

    • @raulromeo732
      @raulromeo732 7 лет назад +1

      DominicIsWeird? they already did that

    • @darkzoroark5141
      @darkzoroark5141 7 лет назад +1

      DominicIsWeird? Did you see the movie they already did that

    • @noone-tk2dp
      @noone-tk2dp 7 лет назад

      YOU JUST DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED OF HIM!!!!

  • @Dark-tm7ed
    @Dark-tm7ed 5 лет назад +1

    HAVENT YOU HEARD THE SONG
    He sees you when your sleeping
    He knows when your awake
    I’m scared
    MOMMMMY

  • @Malo-8824
    @Malo-8824 6 лет назад +7

    6:01 I’ll never open presents the same way again

  • @aaronhossain4492
    @aaronhossain4492 5 лет назад

    Remember kiddos, you can't spell Santa without Satan.

  • @hman6261
    @hman6261 6 лет назад +12

    I'm a huge WWE fan thanks for the movie.

  • @7amandhami
    @7amandhami 5 лет назад +1

    Step 1 have a chimney and a real fireplace
    Step 2 stay up really late and wait for Santa
    Step 3 when he comes turn on the fire and burn him to death

  • @vijithavasanthan4937
    @vijithavasanthan4937 7 лет назад +4

    Man dis be a dope vid bruuhhh

  • @shariarce6301
    @shariarce6301 3 года назад

    I am definitely going on the naughty list for watching this video,and Santa is gonna write my name in sharpie

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky 6 лет назад +2

    "The holiday spirit, it stings and burns. But its not enough for the tides to turn."

  • @e-dash5622
    @e-dash5622 6 лет назад

    I didn’t know you were talking about horror, and I was so confused

  • @brister14
    @brister14 7 лет назад +12

    3:53 GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 6 лет назад +1

    “Ahhhaha....good boy Scotty....”😂

  • @robloxfandabiloveroblox593
    @robloxfandabiloveroblox593 6 лет назад +9

    Santa! Who believes in Santa! Like if you agree 🎅HO HO HO!!!!

  • @thipmany12playz55
    @thipmany12playz55 4 года назад +1

    I saw the movie Santa Clause in Toyota 😂😂😂 Back in 2018.

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodto7276
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodto7276 5 лет назад +12

    Who cares you get some coal and....
    Get a grill and make some burgers

  • @cryo4042
    @cryo4042 6 лет назад

    Rocking that chucky hair cut. Niceeeee.

  • @Regurgitated_bat
    @Regurgitated_bat 6 лет назад +3

    Santa is fake fight me

  • @idcidontgiveaflyingfuck6983
    @idcidontgiveaflyingfuck6983 5 лет назад

    That buffalo in Santa's slay was actually real and it was scared of Goldberg's voice so pls get it right next time

  • @RohtoriGeePee
    @RohtoriGeePee 7 лет назад +7

    yes!