Life Changing Wax

Do you have an overwhelming fear of inadequate surfing performance that leaves you sleepless at night? You need this wax.
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[@ChristopherHuttonCDREFOX]

Thank god, the hero we needed. Sticky Johnson, thanks again mate.

[@greeff100]

Sticky Johnson: wax so good it'll make all your old injuries flare up

[@RaglanSurfReport]

You’re not supposed to ingest it

[@JEFFKRYPTO]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sell me the surfing hat next!!!!

[@johnanderson3731]

In fairness, it is great wax

[@M-O-F-F]

Will there be a girls version available?

[@loki475]

pairs well with my performance enhancing drug, sticky icky

[@cjgamer2140]

We need more shralping like this in The Raglan Surf Report.

[@catalinagomez924]

If sticky Johnson will help me to rip at surfing like the 3 of you, I’m sold! 🤩

[@paultarbotton4051]

The shit actually works. I was in NZ and ran out of wax so I bought a block of sticky Johnson. I can't use sex wax because it's too oily but this wax , sticky Johnson, works great.

[@0x7FFFFFFFFFFF]

Thanks Sticky Johnson! Thumps Up If You Agree

[@jdl76556]

cant get board off of feet. help

[@soad4ever16]

1. Cut at ankles
2. Wedge spatula in between board and feet and scrape feet off (careful not to scratch board)
3. Rewax the spots where the feet were
4. Discard feet
Works best when it's very cold, might break off the feet in one piece.

[@ba1428]

Choice
We need some orange fluro in the line up

[@kylekiser8825]

Wait a gosh dern minute here, does Sticky Johnson wax give you the ability to walk on water like the late great J.C.?! Explain to me what I'm seeing at 1:03 in the edit😮

[@solo111111111]

Thanks

[@nicholasrichon5062]

But does it ball up and rip out your leg hairs? 'Cause if it doesn't tear the leg fuzz right out by the cuticle, I'm not rubbing it on my stick.

[@paullast5431]

Correct...This wax is sticky. Some of the other brands smell good but make your board slimy.

[@bretttutt7212]

What’s the metal song during the montage?

[@bushandbeachaustralia]

Please make a vid on sexwax air fresheners

[@HotdogJohnson-tj8gg]

🌭🌭🌭Does work on a right? 🌭🌭🌭no Johnson like a sticky Johnson!! 🌭🌭🌭

[@cornholio69]

Can I wax my bald head with this? When I try a 360 headstand I fall off, maybe this is the answer?

[@RaglanSurfReport]

Yeah sure, whatever kinky shit you’re in to I guess

[@96Caleb96]

Does no one else use grip tape instead of wax?

[@cornholio69]

u seen that rubber grip tape? East meets West 8()

[@96Caleb96]

@@cornholio69 haha i was making a joke but didn't realise it was a real thing 😂

[@cornholio69]

I saw some guys with it on their skateboards.. Maybe it's because it wouldn't wear out ur shoes so fast.. @@96Caleb96

[@frankwright9774]

too much surfing, not enough talking...PASS!

[@hipsonsogbo]

Why the fuck is it called sticky johnson? Why would you call it. that. Why would ya call it that.

[@scottjohnson510]

I know. That is what people call me but not for good reasons.

[@hipsonsogbo]

@@scottjohnson510 makes no sense eh. Hate it when that happens. Hate it when that happens.