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  • @WhoTookSaltyCabbage
    @WhoTookSaltyCabbage 4 года назад +5042

    "Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?"
    -A lizardfolk, probably

    • @tonydanatop4912
      @tonydanatop4912 4 года назад +111

      :Lrrr ruler of the planet omicron Persie 8 and pretty much a space lizard folk

    • @keithgawain3614
      @keithgawain3614 4 года назад +28

      I wish I had a friend like Ross

    • @Kaminkaese
      @Kaminkaese 4 года назад +46

      Because they have a use

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 4 года назад +56

      i hate to know this, but joey should be the most capable predator of the group. but his group helps him find food, and possible mating. ross is the smallest, isnt he?

    • @rita6355
      @rita6355 4 года назад +5

      I bet there's a fanfiction out there that's like that

  • @Serpentking789
    @Serpentking789 4 года назад +1858

    Lizardfolk Warrior whom just found money while looking for food: "Aww, 20 silver coins? I wanted a crawdad."
    Human Thief companion: "20 silvers can acquire many crawdads."
    Lizardfolk Warrior: "... Explain."
    Human Thief: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

    • @josemhernandez1974
      @josemhernandez1974 4 года назад +250

      I play Vyth in a group and he sees daggers as wealth vs. useless shiny thingies. Till he learned shiny thingies can buy him true wealth. I traded gloves of missile snaring, large bag of shiny thingies and personal trophies (various creature parts) to get a portable hole. I did this when my party left me alone so they had no clue. On an adventure our smith found a meteorite he wanted for ore I asked him how badly he wanted the "useless rock" in the end he agreed to make me new metal skin and sharp claws before his weapon and even his own brothers weapons. I also "learned to smile" during transactions or greeting people (intimidation check) as it made the interactions more easy or I got more food when they attacked me.

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 4 года назад +203

      Like there is probably only one lizardfolk who saves money because they think, "shiny rock make human give more food than if I use big rock on human"

    • @mediocreboi
      @mediocreboi 4 года назад +18

      Overflowing with the oils of its departed brothers

    • @lucajustluca8257
      @lucajustluca8257 4 года назад +110

      Lizardfolk that understands capitalism....
      Thats damn fucking scary

    • @PerpetualGM
      @PerpetualGM 4 года назад +93

      @@josemhernandez1974 My party encountered a Lizardfolk Druid who helped them defeat a young black dragon in the swamp. The dragon had a small hoard of treasure, so they start discussing how to carry it all out. To make room in their backpacks, they start dumping out easily replaceable stuff like fish hooks, hunting traps, spare daggers and knives, etc. The druid, who had previously shown no interest in the gold, silver or gems, immediately started scooping up all of their discarded tools like they were precious stones or magic items. They thought it was amusing, but he thought they were stupid and/or insane for dumping out useful stuff like shovels and mess kits for worthless bits of soft metal and shiny stones.

  • @Kev_Lar
    @Kev_Lar 4 года назад +3443

    "First name, last name, and profession please."
    Lizard man, Lizard man, and uh...Lizard man.

  • @deanhollis8983
    @deanhollis8983 4 года назад +3112

    Bard: That lady is a legit snacc
    Lizardfolk: Yes, we eat now
    *Felony ensues*

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +228

      I mean....there was a bard...a felony was gonna happen either way.

    • @bluelick7578
      @bluelick7578 4 года назад +256

      I wonder if bard could affect Lizardfolks at all?
      -here, let me sing for you to inspire your valor.
      -stop making noises, I am hunting.

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 4 года назад +87

      Blue Lick my logic is that
      since the lizardfolk just find annoying the bard and the bard is doing it so you do better at killing or doing something
      they will do their best to do it as fast as possible so the bard shuts up

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +39

      @@kinamiya1 Wouldn't it be easier just to break the bards instrument? Bards spells effect lizard folk, they just feel faster and maybe a bit smarter rather then braver, but the effect is about the same...mostly.

    • @death13a
      @death13a 4 года назад +54

      Bard make noise. Noise attracts strong foe. Kill bard to stop noise.

  • @anomaly7853
    @anomaly7853 4 года назад +1805

    Party: *kills evil wizard*
    Lizardfolk: *starts eating the evil wizard's body*
    Elf: Wh-Are you crazy!? What in the name of Corellon Larethian are you doing!?
    Lizardfolk: *brief pause* Oh, I understand this. *tosses elf one of the evil wizard's arms* You may have some as well.

    • @Mis.tresss
      @Mis.tresss 4 года назад +76

      Basically Divinity Original Sin 2 lol

    • @minnion2871
      @minnion2871 4 года назад +165

      @@Mis.tresss Of course the lizard-folk is smart he might pause and ask if the evil wizard he started in on was poisoned or sick... (If it's the cleric that raised the objection and if the lizard knows that the cleric is the healer he might give pause to wonder if eating the wizard would be bad for his survival....)

    • @josemhernandez1974
      @josemhernandez1974 4 года назад +52

      I do this often. 2 weeks ago in my game I got pulled in by a siren and finally broke her charm but played it off and as she came to kiss me and take more of my air I stabbed her twice with the custom claws I got and my bonus action bite ripped off her face as I finished her. Right where a group of pirates saw. Needless to say they are terrified of their new shipmate. 😆😆😆 I have gotten a few of the party members to join me in my various meals. These softskins might make it after all is the way he looks at it. 😊

    • @adamw5397
      @adamw5397 3 года назад +12

      Lizard-man never hunts for sport.

    • @smugreptile6695
      @smugreptile6695 3 года назад +23

      @Strength Monk Fingers for mine. He had an innate craving for humanoids. Anytime we killed someone of a race he had not eaten yet, the gnome would assist in retrieving fingers to satisfy my lizardfolk. Whether it was to prevent him from just chowing down in front of people or to save their own hide (as I had never eaten a gnome up to that point) I do not know. But finger snacks are far less noticeable then eating an arm like a drumstick. And with the way lizards eat, most people would only get a brief glance before whatever the lizardfolk was eating disappeared forever.

  • @aFallenWolf
    @aFallenWolf 4 года назад +928

    Alternate title: Why you should play a lizardfolk.

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 4 года назад +88

      I feel like a party of nothing but lizardfolk would have absolutely no desire to proceed with the campaign. :-)

    • @aFallenWolf
      @aFallenWolf 4 года назад +49

      @@Nyrufa omg. I've never imagined an entire lizardfolk party before! That's amazing!

    • @wizardlizard4496
      @wizardlizard4496 4 года назад +53

      party of lizardfolk that witnessed an adventuring party kill their powerful tribe and now want to follow their ways of survival and become adventurers

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 4 года назад +33

      @@wizardlizard4496 That was the exact backstory I came up with for a Goblin character. He was so impressed with the strength of the party that wiped out his whole tribe, that he decided to become an adventurer himself!

    • @wizardlizard4496
      @wizardlizard4496 4 года назад +6

      @@Nyrufa nice

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +1723

    They'd look at the party bard's ukulele and ask why his club is built so flimsy.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 года назад +117

      Well, that is why my bard carries a battle ukulele.

    • @bookworm3696
      @bookworm3696 4 года назад +50

      The bard immediately uses it to cast spells.

    • @marsbitegaming
      @marsbitegaming 4 года назад +112

      I just pictured the lizardfolk just picking the ukulele up and smashing it off a wall, and just responding with "club weak, get strong club" just holding a smashed ukulele

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 года назад +35

      this is why Marceline's battle-axe/bass hybrid is so good: she can play it AND hit people with it.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 4 года назад +22

      wouldn't that mean lizardmen can't be affected by bardic inspiration or anything that can enhance their effectiveness in combat related to emotion and motivation?

  • @stretopovermind9680
    @stretopovermind9680 4 года назад +660

    Lizardman, lizardman
    Keeps surviving as he can:
    Kills some stuff, kills some more,
    Making tools of bloody gore.
    Watch out! He is a lizardmaaan.

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +26

      I can see a bard singing this if there's a Lizardfolk PC in the party. Lol

    • @friendlychesspiece
      @friendlychesspiece 4 года назад +15

      Don’t know why but I read this to the tune of the theme of the Spider-Man cartoon...

    • @coleallen8425
      @coleallen8425 4 года назад +9

      Friendly Chesspiece I think I may know why

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 4 года назад +12

      @@saulo4302 how the bard gives his lizardfolk party member bardic inspiration

  • @seesee405
    @seesee405 4 года назад +1648

    My favorite character to play was an elderly female lizardfolk druid who'd cook all kinds of things...and people for her new "tribe". Everyone loved lizard granny in spite of her being very ok with cooking them in a meat stew if they ever died.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +58

      According to lore, all lizardfolk shamans are genderless
      This may or may not be true depending on the setting and edition, i donno

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +42

      Sounds like a Lovely character

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 4 года назад +94

      @@defensivekobra3873 they aren't genderless, they're hermaphroditic, and that tends to be lizardfolk that develop magic naturally and are considered holy in their culture.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +14

      @@LupineShadowOmega okay yeah got some things wrong there my bad

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 4 года назад +5

      seesee405, you mean a hermaphroditic Druid... right

  • @Techsketch
    @Techsketch 4 года назад +1488

    I was about three sessions into playing my Lizardfolk Ranger, when I looked to the GM with a dumb epiphany. "I wasn't trying to make a murder hobo, but that's exactly what this guy is."
    He turned out to be one of my favorite characters, though. He made fires on the kitchen floor when they asked him to cook the elk he brought home, and he was pretty sure the stove was witchcraft. When he asked what his human companions' smoking pipes were for, he tried to destroy it when they told him that it kills people. They had to stop him from breaking down all the doors in their home because as far as he was concerned, they were pointless. He had a habit of wandering off when the others started having conversations, and they had to find creative ways to keep him close by to avoid trouble. I frequently made intelligence checks for myself to determine if he would have the wits to think of any idea I came up with as a player. About 80% of his dialogue consisted of the words: Yes, No, Oh, Okay. He was strange, but I loved him.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +58

      I like it. Reminds me of Lizard DM but more cohesive at the end

    • @DHTheAlaskan
      @DHTheAlaskan 4 года назад +100

      My favorite part of that was that stoves are classified as witchcraft.

    • @panheaddragonwolfpaw
      @panheaddragonwolfpaw 4 года назад +37

      I'm making a lawful evil lizardfolk monk whose background is literally an urchin. AKA, a hobo who enjoys murder. Your character's legacy will live on.

    • @wolfheadmgj
      @wolfheadmgj 4 года назад +19

      Lizardfolk has by far been my favorite race to play, in part because of the possible absurdities like those that come up quite naturally for lizardfolk characters

    • @josemhernandez1974
      @josemhernandez1974 4 года назад +31

      I use to really enjoy playing elves but lately lizardfolk are my go too. It is fun to run on primal wants, needs and a complete disregard to society norms. Plus I had him speak really bad common so they (my party) thought he was dumb but then one used magic to talk to him in draconic and the group realized he was quite wise and smart.

  • @valleyard8674
    @valleyard8674 4 года назад +1318

    "feminine hips"
    Me chuckling
    I understood the reference

    • @seanthebluesheep
      @seanthebluesheep 4 года назад +78

      That's something I'm sensitive about!

    • @ivy-queenofworms
      @ivy-queenofworms 4 года назад +54

      adryan rocha lizardfolk are 13 year olds confirmed

    • @jet9125
      @jet9125 4 года назад +14

      I was on my ass then he said that

    • @valleyard8674
      @valleyard8674 4 года назад +21

      @@ivy-queenofworms THAT'S SOMETHING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 4 года назад +47

      WIDE EGG BEARING HIPS

  • @THEO00900
    @THEO00900 4 года назад +1084

    Thief : this wasa piece of cake.
    Lizardman:"jumps in and is getting caught by the guards"
    Lizardman: The cake was a lie...

    • @wingmario95
      @wingmario95 4 года назад +23

      Best comment so far. 😂

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 4 года назад +19

      To many words. It would be more along the lines of "where cake?"

    • @just_eco1666
      @just_eco1666 4 года назад +9

      The liar is now the cake

    • @aaronmcintyre6481
      @aaronmcintyre6481 4 года назад

      Oh you slyyy doggg

    • @charlesphipp6574
      @charlesphipp6574 4 года назад +3

      Soul of Artorias there not lizardmen there lizardfoke ....lizardmen is total war

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 4 года назад +755

    “Lizardfuck” had me rolling

    • @1Maklak
      @1Maklak 4 года назад +27

      A valid nickname for one after witnessing a few of their shenanigans.

    • @jhgproductions7295
      @jhgproductions7295 4 года назад +7

      Oh, those funny lizard people with their wacky shenanigans!

    • @Gevaudan1471
      @Gevaudan1471 4 года назад +3

      OwO

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 года назад +380

    Lizardfolk: is this lunch *Looks at annoying bard*
    Rest of the party: Pouring ketchup on bard *with unadulterated zeal*

  • @mountainmaestro5247
    @mountainmaestro5247 4 года назад +314

    The party: “WTF are you doing?”
    My Lizardfolk warlock dragging a body into another room: “I must feast”

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 3 года назад +24

      Inaccurate, wasting time to carry it into another room? SMH

    • @KT-in3wb
      @KT-in3wb 3 года назад +22

      @@loganfury7433 Maybe he wasn't trust these people much and wanted to hide food from them and feast alone?

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 3 года назад +6

      @@KT-in3wb mayhaps

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 2 года назад +8

      He probably knows that the other party members get uneasy and sick if they watch a lizard folk eat another humanoid, so to avoid the annoyance of dealing with that, he drags his next meal someplace private to eat in peace.

  • @cage5577
    @cage5577 4 года назад +200

    "Eat pig bad...for now."

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 4 года назад +816

    The party is morning over their lost friend, who valiantly gave up his life to save the party from mortal peril.
    Lizardman: "So, when do we feast?"

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +72

      "What weapon can the body become?"

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 4 года назад +27

      *Mourning, the U makes it sad without it it is just time

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 года назад +38

      @@rompevuevitos222 The whole body? A very large billy club.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 4 года назад +25

      @@jackielinde7568 I laughed way to hard at "Billy" club

    • @guibin
      @guibin 4 года назад +19

      @@ThrottleKitty The character's name was Billy.

  • @nestormentoso
    @nestormentoso 4 года назад +196

    according to volo's monster guide, they sometimes memorize metaphors and use them at any time, and others learned to laugh, but not when is appropriate to do it

    • @josemhernandez1974
      @josemhernandez1974 4 года назад +26

      Or "smile" and make an intimidation roll. Either way the lizardman got what they wanted, just the fun way he got lunch too.

  • @dracoshield2344
    @dracoshield2344 4 года назад +932

    While I did like my first lizardfolk character, as did the rest of my party, I really want to play a lizardfolk "correctly" now.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +119

      Yeah we had a lizardfolk player who we had to constantly remind did in fact not have emotions untill he ate a weird undead hand posessed by the Ghost of a child and i convinced him to try to absorb its soul and he managed so now he has emotion

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 4 года назад +111

      Eh, because if your Lizard Folk has been around other humanoids long enough to adventure with them in a party, that means that he or she has had to learn enough about them to understand the basics of what emotions and the lot are. They don't have them, but they'd know how to fake it. Especially as while Lizard Folk tribes hate intelligence, they love cunning. By saying these words you're more likely to get x or y. And that's not even taking into account that if your PC is too intelligent, he probably got ran out of his tribe and might have been raised or grew up with a different cultural outlook. That probably has an effect as well.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 4 года назад +1

      Hehehe

    • @kiroropupper3914
      @kiroropupper3914 4 года назад +1

      Saaaame

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 года назад +48

      @@LupineShadowOmega I was wondering about that while watching. Emotions evolved in species precisely BECAUSE they're advantageous for survival. If lizardfolk are as calculating and hard-core focused on survival as this video says then it stands to reason that they'd suck it up and communicate with other species the way those species want to be communicated with. Just like he said with lizardman villages, there are benefits to numbers, that's a good enough reason for lizardfolk to group up with fellow lizardfolk, so why not do the same with other sentient beings they interact with on a day-to-day basis?

  • @arcsecondofparallax1351
    @arcsecondofparallax1351 4 года назад +172

    I had a lizardfolk, and these were his names for the party:
    Halfling Rogue: Short
    Goliath Barbarian: Axe
    Warforged Cleric: Steel
    Half-orc Warlock: Green

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +501

    A Lizardfolk necromancer is just an advanced forager. "Waving arms and fingers above food bones make helpful moving bones if waving be right"

    • @Storywalker4
      @Storywalker4 4 года назад +135

      Moving bones get food, make more bones, make more food. Must know more finger waving.
      Human, tell me how to finger wave.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +36

      @Kathy Kat Cleric: "Wait NO! Nononono! STOP!" *dies to necrotic damage*

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 года назад +29

      Add in a love of Cheese and you got the shaman from goblin slayer.

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 4 года назад +4

      That is beautiful and amazing.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +17

      @Kathy Kat The lizardman would know this is a bad idea. 1 because he'd be killed for it. And 2, because Lizardmen actually get attached to people they know who are reliable allies for the same reason humans and pet lizards do....they can count on them. A skeleton ain't gonna do shit to help the lizard avoid being mind controlled by a black dragon.

  • @364dragonrider
    @364dragonrider 4 года назад +515

    So the lesson here is: replace “food” and “survival” with money and all corporate executives think like lizardfolk.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +47

      And disguise themselves so humans won't be racist to them.
      Mark Zuckerberg is literally just a Lizardfolk that learned.

    • @notyetdeleted6319
      @notyetdeleted6319 3 года назад +42

      That’s rude to the lizardfolk

    • @reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797
      @reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797 3 года назад +24

      "I understand that I have a one track mind, but that's just rude."
      -some lizardfolk

    • @Shifterwizard
      @Shifterwizard 3 года назад +12

      Money can be used to acquire food and ensure survival.

    • @marcosalmeida3947
      @marcosalmeida3947 10 месяцев назад +2

      Prodigious lizardfolk raised as someone's pet learned that money can be exchanged for goods and services, becomes a wealthy businessman because everyone knows he no lie.

  • @goldenscholar3181
    @goldenscholar3181 4 года назад +1401

    human: look it gold will can be rich
    lizardfolk: I can use that gold to make armor
    human:but gold make weak armor
    lizardfolk: okay
    Throw gold in the river
    Human: WHY
    Lizardfolk: because you said we can’t use them to make armor

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 4 года назад +270

      clearly that human's fault. Should've said "use gold to buy good armor."

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +112

      Gold shiny
      Gold blinds enemy

    • @hburton7176
      @hburton7176 4 года назад +118

      @@sancturillore instructions unclear, raded an armory and left behind a brass button.

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 года назад +87

      Actually, I don't think Lizardfolk know how to manipulate metals to make armor. Maybe if the gold had holes like chinese coins, he could use the gold to make a form of ringmail.
      More likely, the lizardman would see the gold as useful material for slings, cuz that shit's heavy and hurts.

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +51

      @@sancturillore Obviously the humans fault. I mean he can't even talk properly.

  • @kiran5964
    @kiran5964 4 года назад +671

    I like to think of Lizardfolk as professional speedrunners with their mindset: Whatever is the most efficient way to continue surviving and progressing. A lizardfolk would rez companions, as having the ability to constantly get aid in combat and interactions with those who impede them is more efficient than letting them die. Beautiful art is valuable to Lizardfolk to the materials being sought after by others, and Lizardfolk who use spells would collect art in order to break in down into spell components. They would avoid doing things that aggravate the people around them, whether the aggravation means disgust or anger, because it drives away those who may prove useful. They aren't just hyper-hongry geckos, they are cool, calculating survivalists.

    • @josephg3460
      @josephg3460 4 года назад +180

      currently imagining a lizard man somersaulting off of a barrel into the corner of a room in an attempt to clip through the wall

    •  4 года назад +13

      lisardfolks are the kind of speedrunners that don't do XD skip in odissey, no dignity...

    • @McGrewer
      @McGrewer 4 года назад +69

      I mean, they pretty much are just hyper hungry survivalist, because that's what their god "teaches" them. As their origin lore and culture literally teach that thinking too much is bad, taking action is good. The only reason they would know the value of art or companionship is because someone either carefully taught it to them, or they come from one of the rare smart tribes.

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 4 года назад +25

      Of course, first they have to learn that art is valuable to others, but before that they must learn that money gets stuff.

    • @alias588
      @alias588 4 года назад +22

      But if a party member dies that means they're not good at surviving. Why would you waste time/money/effort at that point to bring someone back if you already know first-hand that they suck at staying alive? That would be insanity, from a lizardfolk's perspective.

  • @Jackb290
    @Jackb290 4 года назад +1782

    Nobody
    Lizard Folk PC: Damn the whole Party looking like a *SNACC!*

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +33

      No stop please

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +11

      -Nobody-

    • @TaggedByTim
      @TaggedByTim 4 года назад +58

      Too many words. Should be. Party = snacc

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 4 года назад +21

      I'm actually really tempted to play one now. Especially because not many people will be familiar with what accepting a lizard folk into the party means until its too late.

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt 4 года назад +6

      you're so cute my dessert i'll eat you last

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 4 года назад +200

    “If I threatened to kill it will it let me boop it’s snoot?”
    -actual character I played, on lizardmen

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +14

      If it knows you can kill it with one hand. Otherwise it might bite your hand off because it's hungry, and you're an idiot for putting fleshy bits near a mouth.

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag 4 года назад +8

      @@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 I was playing a monk at the time, so I maybe could

    • @arcanejack
      @arcanejack 3 года назад +7

      Vulcan, step away from the frog

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 2 года назад +5

      @@arcanejack i would like to pet this creature.

  • @brunohommerding3416
    @brunohommerding3416 4 года назад +364

    One of the funniest and most beloved characters i have ever played was a Lizard Folk Druid of the land, it was one of the best experiences i had with a group as a player and as a character.
    In short, he was always an oddball among his own people for having a strong connection to nature magic since his tounger years, and for being curious about other things and cultures, so he became a hermit of sorts, wandering the land and forests trying to make sense of the world and attuning to nature before encountering the rest of the party. For him it never made sense to just "waste" corpses when people died by burying them intead of using them for food etc.. as a druid he saw that as a way of nature, and a way to honor and forward the cycle of life. But since he was with a group of "civilized" people, he slowly learned to respect those customs, even if it still never quite made sense in his mind. Ironically it was the barbarian who put the most effort to teach him about the "no eating" people after combat since he had a background in which cannibals murdered his wife and child.
    He was always the practical guy, and for an outsider ina first interaction with him he seemed even simple minded, but as you knew him you would notice he had some weird yet cool insight on events that even other party members went like "oh wha.. well that actually makes alot of sense."
    His perception of emotions was another fun thing to deal with, he always tilted his head trying to piece together the more "human" interactions such as demonstrations of love and affection in general. As well as fear.. he didnt perceive fear the same way most others races do, if he saw a dragon he didnt just tremble on his feet over "emotional" fear.. he just had an analytical view of the situaton, measured the threat and reached the conclusion that running was the best course of action to achieve survival.
    Another awesome thing that evolved during the campaign was his sense of friendship, it was obviously different because of his alien sense of affection, but he was abolutely loyal to his comrades, to the point of jumping in front of a green dragon's breath to shield a friend. Insults had no effect on him whatsoever, he just blankly looked at the person and continued on whatever he was doing. He was the avatar of "no fucks given."
    In the end it was very cool to look back on how much i as a player learned by interpreting such an alien character and the way he interacted with the group, who also ended up looking at him as the "heart and soul" of the party even if he didnt even understand exactly what it means. That lizard druid had, in the simplest of ways, the purest of hearts and it is a characher i will always have very fond memories of.
    Obs: another thing i forgot to metion was that he was bad at speaking common, so most people that tried to know him at first had the wrong impression he was "dumb" or simple minded(like i mentioned above). While if anyone were to speak to him in sylvan or draconic, would notice he was excentric but not at all stupid.

  • @mrmonti620
    @mrmonti620 4 года назад +57

    The party as perceived by my Lizardfolk:
    Annoyance
    Annoyance
    And finally
    Annoyance but male

  • @SladePate
    @SladePate 4 года назад +818

    Imagine not hearing about World Anvil yet.

    • @ninodonlord
      @ninodonlord 4 года назад +2

      I know right? Smh

    • @UniverseAres
      @UniverseAres 4 года назад +1

      No i don't want to

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 4 года назад +24

      Better than hearing about raid shadow legend for the 50th time that day.

    • @thedragonflyers6184
      @thedragonflyers6184 4 года назад

      I love it tho

    • @77wolfblade
      @77wolfblade 4 года назад

      need to get around to use it.

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 3 года назад +45

    I love this race because I can regularly ask my DM to roll for how many teeth my enemies have

  • @totallylost7683
    @totallylost7683 4 года назад +266

    I'm pretty tempted to ditch the dwarf and go with a survivalist lizard chad.

    • @RexOrbis
      @RexOrbis 4 года назад +2

      Where's the "chad" part

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +4

      Make him from the polar ice cap and the saxtonnhale of lizardfolk

    • @raefinoh1172
      @raefinoh1172 4 года назад +6

      After watching this I want to intentionally die in my campaign and roll up a Lizardfolk.

  • @Nova-jw6ju
    @Nova-jw6ju 4 года назад +85

    “Look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips”
    “NOOOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT”

  • @thegoldenboy7709
    @thegoldenboy7709 4 года назад +44

    Teamate: why were there so many sticks there?
    Me playing lizardfolk: * walks into enemy house.
    Teamate: what are you doing!!!?
    Me: ŚŤĮÇĶŠ

  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim 4 года назад +291

    I played a Lizardfolk barbarian once. Got thrown out of that group for my character "being a sociopath even thou i followed the strongest persons (the paladin in my characters mind) rules to the letter.

    • @Marguns21
      @Marguns21 4 года назад +18

      Im intrigue, would you kindly tell us more about these rules?

    • @NagoffyV
      @NagoffyV 4 года назад +17

      I feel like I've heard from you before. Or someone very similar. Did the paladin constantly have to clarify things? if so, that sounds really annoying.

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 4 года назад +24

      I've seen many Lizardfolk being played very disruptively. Also seen a lot of Paladins, evil characters, lawful characters, chaotic characters etc. be played very disruptively :) Point is there's a fine line between being true to your setting material and being an asshole at the table ^^
      It's a struggle though, even were a table to play all humans people would probably still want to take the story in very different directions so I think the most important thing in this hobby really is the session zero. Without someone will almost certainly be diverting from the rest, in best case only one person at worst multiple, with players and GM all not being on the same page :P

    • @josiahhager6069
      @josiahhager6069 4 года назад +5

      The Lizardfolk I'm playing right now I basically run like a sociopath/psychopath (i forget the difference). While he is mostly devoid of emotions, he puts on a much friendlier face. Since he still has some minor feelings and morals every now and then, he's not a traditional Lizardfolk, but that could also be because he is a bard and bards are naturally more charismatic people.

    • @insanenessity
      @insanenessity 4 года назад +4

      @@josiahhager6069 I really don't see how a lizard person could be very charismatic

  • @bbagginsmcswaggins
    @bbagginsmcswaggins 4 года назад +229

    "The lizardfolk would then dive back into the building in search of this piece of cake."
    . . .
    . . .
    . . .
    . . .
    *is it bad that I would do this normally*

    • @elim.4204
      @elim.4204 4 года назад +4

      no

    • @aidenmcconnell4706
      @aidenmcconnell4706 4 года назад

      Most currently yes

    • @lordscrubugus9897
      @lordscrubugus9897 4 года назад +8

      With the power of dices and luck you could actually find it.
      Rogue: Wait, there was an actual cake in there ?!
      Lizardboi: It was in the corner of the room.

    • @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722
      @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 3 года назад +3

      Lord Scrubugus so the cake wasn’t a lie after all

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 года назад +4

      the worse part is that I have several characters who aren't lizard folk and WILL pull this kind of stunt
      over
      and over
      and over
      again

  • @dustyfella
    @dustyfella 4 года назад +125

    imagine the panic a party must feel when they find out that they forgot their lizard friend in a city

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 4 года назад +26

      Home Alone 2: Lizard in New York

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 3 года назад +30

      Now imagine the lizardfolk is a level 20 barbarian

    • @KT-in3wb
      @KT-in3wb 3 года назад +23

      @@dukedevlan5457 'Godzilla in New York' )))

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 Год назад +7

      -Hey, what did you do with the lizard?
      -Me? I thought he was with you
      -...uh oh

    • @ericward8459
      @ericward8459 Год назад +7

      "How do we find him?!"
      "Uh... Follow the screams?"

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier 4 года назад +31

    Part of me is having the "oh man, this sounds like such a fun and interesting character to have around and bounce off others". Another part is going "man, this setup is absolutely ideal for a fucking asshole to troll others and retreat back into Facts Don't Care About Your Feelings sophistry to justify it."

    • @jordanwhite8718
      @jordanwhite8718 2 года назад +3

      Funny you should mention being an asshole with the lizardfolk. Once when I was just joining a group we ran into some refugees from a dragon attack. For some reason I thought it would be funny for my lizardfolk druid to ask why they were complaining about not having food to eat. They could just eat each other and solve that problem.

  • @frankhorriganenjoyer
    @frankhorriganenjoyer 4 года назад +111

    I made a pair of boots and a bag later turned into a bag of holding out of a dead dragonborn

    • @VI5ix6
      @VI5ix6 4 года назад +12

      now that is quality, very decadent

    • @yeeaahh8863
      @yeeaahh8863 4 года назад +2

      I don’t get it.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 года назад +63

    Human: "What did the elephant ask the doctor for when his head was hurting?"
    Lizardfolk: "…"
    Human: "Trunkuillizers."
    Lizardfolk: "Where is this talking elephant? I feel hunger for elephant meat."

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 2 года назад +9

      "Ok, let's go with an easier one... why did the chicken cross the road?"
      Lizardman starts furiously looking up and down the other side of the road
      "Where?"
      "Dude, what are you doing?"
      "You say chicken crossed the road. Where is it? Going to eat!"

  • @keltzy
    @keltzy 4 года назад +29

    We have a lizardfolk monk in our party and he pretty much is this video.
    Between him and the warforged barbarian, it's amazing we survive any social encounters.

  • @Stratelier
    @Stratelier 4 года назад +34

    Rogue: "That was a piece of cake..."
    Lizardman: (dives back in to the house)
    _five minutes later_
    Lizardman: THE CAKE IS A LIE.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +220

    *Lizards:* [hiss]
    *Me, as an intellectual:* _OH NO! DR. CONNER'S CLASS!!!_

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock 4 года назад +25

    Monitor lizards are actually very intelligent and do display a wide variety of emotions.

    • @Zane-It
      @Zane-It 2 года назад +2

      Is hunger an emotion?

  • @sauceinmyface9302
    @sauceinmyface9302 4 года назад +32

    Lizardmen are more alien than the actual aliens, the mindflayers.

  • @ToonamiT0M
    @ToonamiT0M 4 года назад +22

    Honestly, my Lizardfolk character was my favorite to play because he gave me a huge challenge to roll play. And honestly, I did it pretty well.
    I often came into conflict with my team mates, in a fun, character accurate kind of way. I got to be a d!ck without it becoming a problem for the other players.
    He is my favorite character, and ended his quest by becoming the ruler of his tribe and the guardian of the last remanence of magic in the world.

  • @RedTailedSmeargle
    @RedTailedSmeargle 4 года назад +117

    "Ugly"
    EXCUSE
    YOU
    HE IS A BEAUTIFUL ONE EYED BOI

    • @sporeman1331
      @sporeman1331 4 года назад +13

      How dare he insult our boi Fblthp like that.

    • @stretopovermind9680
      @stretopovermind9680 4 года назад

      ...
      Silly.

    • @MachineWashableKatie
      @MachineWashableKatie 4 года назад +1

      To insult fblthp is to insult god

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад

      I don't care, but he can easily eat you if he needs to.

    • @rommdan2716
      @rommdan2716 4 года назад +1

      How the fuck does a race without emotions have a concept of beauty?!!!
      That makes no sense

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling Год назад +6

    So basically... Since I'm autistic, I could play a Lizardolk by just turning off the exhausting social algorithm I run, and also pretend I'm living in Alaska on scraps again, and make people think I'm a brilliant roleplayer without any effort? Oh, hell yes!

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +93

    1:38 So their only realistic alignment is neutral.
    Maybe chaotic.

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 4 года назад +6

      Lawful neutral no? Complete emotionless utility is perfect order wouldn't you say?

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +17

      @@cameronscott9399 only if such utility follows an ordered pattern, or personal code. Adaptation is key to survival, and a lawful ruleset might limit adaptability, so in a Lizardfolk's mind is illogical. Then again, a flexible guideline collection, whie too malleable to make a Lizardfolk 'lawful', might be helful. Using dead thing's claws prevents self claws from injury, increasing survival.

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 4 года назад +13

      I'd say true neutral, as they will obey people who are stronger than them so they don't die, but will ignore the rules if it means they won't die.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +2

      @@mitchellsidebottom9271 Right, and natural beasts and animals in dungeons and dragons are classified as Neutral.

    • @DBArtsCreators
      @DBArtsCreators 4 года назад +3

      It depends upon what the lizard personally sees as best for survival. If mimicking other beings' morals aids in survival, then they'd learn to mimic said morals.
      If being a monster aids in survival though, then they'd do that.
      All depends upon the character's outlook.

  • @TheKingsPride
    @TheKingsPride 4 года назад +27

    7:25 tall halfling bard: “NO, THAT’S WHAT I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!”

  • @21700r
    @21700r 4 года назад +97

    *Picture of John Mulaney*
    "Feminine Hips"
    HAHA OH I CAN'T BREATHE, IT'S TOO GOOD!

    • @jacobmay4319
      @jacobmay4319 4 года назад +7

      Lizardfolk are fantasy 8th graders

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 4 года назад +12

    Lizardfolk really are my favorite race for how uniquely they experience the world
    They're not JUST cold and emotionless and that's it, experiencing the world as something happening instead of something that is is really interesting to me, plus reptiles are neato.

  • @zachhaas1075
    @zachhaas1075 4 года назад +69

    I need more new york lizard men in my life.

  • @oriaan5217
    @oriaan5217 4 года назад +15

    Having a lizard person who slowly comes to understand and feel emotions would be such a fun story

  • @gabrielrussell5531
    @gabrielrussell5531 4 года назад +48

    6:57 Why did you give your Lizardfolk a Dwarven accent? There's a story there.

    • @yokaiju8909
      @yokaiju8909 4 года назад +5

      Since when do Dwarves sound like Noo Yoikaz? They're Scottish in everything I've seen them in.

    • @Eric_The_Cleric
      @Eric_The_Cleric 4 года назад +8

      He sounds more like a typical New York mob boss than a dwarf lol. Now I gotta try making my dwarves sound like New York mob bosses lol.

    • @gabrielrussell5531
      @gabrielrussell5531 4 года назад +8

      @@yokaiju8909 Portraying the race of Surly, hardy, workaholic, Lawful Good, urban-dwelling substance-abusers as New Yorkers is just the logical choice.
      This logical extrapolation is why Elves have Californian accents in my game.

    • @Theminebros122
      @Theminebros122 4 года назад

      Dwarves are from BOSTON, Elves are the new yorkers

    • @gabrielrussell5531
      @gabrielrussell5531 4 года назад

      @Lex Bright Raven They actually have either rural British, (Tolkein imagined them as idealized rural English countrymen) or New Zealand (Peter Jackson filmed his Hobbit movies there and it's a related accent. Also the last person I DMed who played a Hin was from NZ) accents.

  • @skrumbleton3745
    @skrumbleton3745 4 года назад +15

    Me:**tries to explain that told can be traded for things**
    Lizard folk: give me meat ** throws gold at merchant and rips off his arm

  • @dextertek9536
    @dextertek9536 4 года назад +10

    I made a Lizardfolk named Trixl. He’s the Lizard Wizard and fights everything, using magic as an Eldritch Knight and a sword as... an Eldritch Knight. He always does this while screaming at the opponent that he is, indeed, the Lizard Wizard. The only reason why he ever does this, as Lizardfolk don’t understand stuff like names, is because the dragon that taught him magic told him to.
    He’s fun.

  • @TamTroll
    @TamTroll 4 года назад +33

    i'm thinking of what i would call my D&D party if i was a lizardfolk now.
    "Fur" - Catfolk cleric
    "Also fur" -catfolk barbarian
    "Feathers" -Tengu
    "Shoots" - human boltace

    • @Aurioksavenger
      @Aurioksavenger 4 года назад +10

      "Fur"
      "Angry Fur"
      "Bird"
      "Bolt"

    • @TamTroll
      @TamTroll 4 года назад +2

      @Kathy Kat gunslinger class, but with an archetype that focuses on crossbows instead. useful for when you want to play a gunslinger in a world that doesn't have gunpowder yet.

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 4 года назад

      Scales.

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 года назад +3

      Shiny
      Angry
      Chicken
      Weak

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 2 года назад +1

      Preachy fur
      Strong fur
      Fur but flying
      Furless

  • @Aviedya
    @Aviedya 4 года назад +29

    "But name makes easier to call out specific people. Perhaps name good?"
    Do they even have names?

    • @Wisper200
      @Wisper200 4 года назад +14

      Lizardfolk use their own naming convensions on themselves but in dragonic. A lot are named 'achuak' which is Dragon word for green

    • @mizublackriver7021
      @mizublackriver7021 4 года назад +7

      @@Wisper200 so every newborn lizardfolk is called "Little Green"?

    • @Wisper200
      @Wisper200 4 года назад +5

      @@mizublackriver7021 not every lizardfolk is green 😂

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 года назад +1

      So they all are baby yoda at young age ?

    • @mizublackriver7021
      @mizublackriver7021 4 года назад

      @@RaskaTheFurry exactly.

  • @hunterotte4085
    @hunterotte4085 4 года назад +16

    "Feelings are for the weak minded." - Lizard Folk
    "So you chose death..." - That CE Wizard in your party who is casting fireball at the Lizard folks huts

  • @Saidriak
    @Saidriak 4 года назад +182

    When can I get a lizard gf

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 4 года назад +30

      Tinder

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +12

      Why?
      What is this joking about?
      And whatever you do do NOT go for yuan-ti

    • @Saidriak
      @Saidriak 4 года назад +34

      @@defensivekobra3873 I just want a qt lizard gf bro

    • @4pplypr3ssure
      @4pplypr3ssure 4 года назад +45

      I feel you bro everyone wants a sexy aragonian maid

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +14

      @@Saidriak how far are you willing to go?
      Are you willing to take 17 levels of warlock, wizard or bard to get a lizard gf?
      If so, get true polymorph and a familliar, cast true polymorph on the familliar and there you go, assuming you did it right you have an lizard servant you can marry (CR 0 lizardfolk commoner)
      If you want a litteral lizard just get a damm familliar

  • @ILoveAnime1121
    @ILoveAnime1121 4 года назад +8

    "Lizardfolk will insult you, but in an accurate way."

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 года назад +8

    Additional fact: Lizardfolk also hate anything that looks like a giant, humanoid rat. Also they have spaceships in the shape of Aztec pyramids.

    • @Mage-7734
      @Mage-7734 3 года назад +3

      Wrong game lol

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 года назад +3

      @@Mage-7734 it's a joke

    • @Mage-7734
      @Mage-7734 3 года назад +3

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 I know. I love Warhammer and me some ratty bois
      Seriously - the Skaven is cool as hell lore wise

  • @MCjossic
    @MCjossic 4 года назад +28

    I waited to the end, heard “lizardfuck” and immediately subscribed. Is that normal?

  • @SinerAthin
    @SinerAthin 4 года назад +13

    I just like to imagine a tribe of lizardfolk and a tribe of red dragonborn getting into a huge scrap over which of them is going to get to serve the area's local red dragon.

    • @stretopovermind9680
      @stretopovermind9680 4 года назад +7

      Red dragon: there is enough of me for all of you and never enough of you for all me.

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 3 года назад +8

    The only real way to have a Lizardfolk even act remotely human is if they were raised from birth by humans or arcane wielders but even then they will still be awkward around others. Not because of how they are raised but by their lizard brains.

  • @DrowNemdas
    @DrowNemdas 4 года назад +68

    i can definitely say autistic people do feel emotion, just we see a different view of the world than "normal" people do. gud vid tho, not how i run any fantasy race but cool ideas

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +6

      As an person with autism i Will go as far as to say i feel emotions more strongly and *will* fight you...
      ...or is that the ADHD? both start with a and are specrum thingies that affect emotion i have not bothered to distinguish between them

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +5

      Where does he say they don't?

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 4 года назад +1

      @@defensivekobra3873 I'm also on the spectrum and here's my opinion:
      You probably should avoid having an opinion about something if it's uniformed. It's the golden rule I follow in my life and now I'm way less angry about society and I'm much less

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 4 года назад +15

      As a person with autism I actually think his description was spot on, while he has the autistic spectrum up on screen he says "instead of having to take some time to learn" when referring to emotions and social understanding and for me at least that is the best way of putting it, yes I can think and feel and act like everyone else but that takes legitimate time, effort and I need to teach myself how

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад

      @@janelantestaverde2018
      Edit: thought this was about lizardfolk lmao
      primaraly volo's guide to monsters and even the monster manual.
      Of Course, the DM is Free to make any changes they want in terms of lore, anyone wanting to play an emotional lizardfolk should consult their dm or hope they have never heard about lizardfolk

  • @hixel1268
    @hixel1268 3 года назад +6

    Alternative Title: *Lizardfolk, A Murderhobos best friend*

  • @timberstove7029
    @timberstove7029 4 года назад +9

    Yo I would have made a specific investigation check for cake before I left anyway

  • @ArtificialDragon
    @ArtificialDragon 4 года назад +4

    I played as a Lizardfolk Warlock named Vulvis. It was really funny acting out as a lizardfolk around the party. For example where was this one moment where my gf's Tabaxi Rogue lost her companion and in character I said "I am sorry for your lose, in my culture we would usually eat a loved one." And everyone at the table were all like "Wtf is wrong with you?!"

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 3 года назад +6

    Tbh on one hand, this is an interesting race in terms of personality, but I also find the idea of having a defective Lizardfolk who's kicked out for ya know, putting the tribe at risk because they have the ability to feel

  • @wingmario95
    @wingmario95 4 года назад +11

    6:38 I feel like that would be the most a lizardfolk can relate to a human. 😂

  • @oozedinosaur2929
    @oozedinosaur2929 4 года назад +19

    when I see a lizardfolk step one is chat-up near impossible

  • @ryansullivan7349
    @ryansullivan7349 4 года назад +9

    As someone with aspergers syndrome, I always knew I was a lizard man

  • @Marguns21
    @Marguns21 4 года назад +6

    question, how do a barbarian lizardfolk rage if they cant feel emotions?

    • @Zero-tk1hb
      @Zero-tk1hb 3 года назад +4

      Probaly "If things hurt me i must hurt them more" tipe of way. Or would be a cool character concept of a lizardfolk feeling rage but dont caring or understanding because the only thing he can conprehend is "Me wants to kill you even more!Me wanting to kill you make me stronger!" Something like that and branching of in other emotions.

    • @codyhanthorn4270
      @codyhanthorn4270 2 года назад

      @@Zero-tk1hb Rage seems to be only painted as a bersker rage and that's not true. Jeremy c. said you can run a battlemaster usage with rage fine.

    • @segismundosaulalex3065
      @segismundosaulalex3065 9 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine a lizardfolk powering up like a Dragon Ball character but with a blank face.

  • @cyndrigaming
    @cyndrigaming 4 года назад +3

    A hag used Viscous Mockery on my lizardfolk fighter. Saying "looks like my swamp has an infestation" obviously referencing to his trespassing. I passed my save and played it off as it going completely over his head 😂 Theyre so much fun to play.

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 4 года назад +8

    Lizardfolk are my BOIS, I love playing a lizard it's so wildly different from the core races

  • @Mayday468
    @Mayday468 4 года назад +2

    Huh I wonder what happens when the party fights a dragon while a lizardfolk's on the team
    Do they defect, wait to see who comes out on top, or somthing else?

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 года назад +29

    B-But... Bowser can understand love, and we love him back, as the adorable failure of a villain... *Bowser is factuably unhateable!*
    *EDIT-* So politicians think of themselves as *_Semuanya..._* That explains a lot!

    • @garretthermen9266
      @garretthermen9266 4 года назад +11

      Bowser is clearly a tortle with a draconic bloodline.

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 года назад +5

      @@garretthermen9266 Or perhaps the 1st Dragon Tortoise?

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +2

      Is semanua the lizard god that split, mated with themselves and created the lizardfolk race or the emotionless god?

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 года назад +2

      @@defensivekobra3873 Correct.

    • @stretopovermind9680
      @stretopovermind9680 4 года назад

      - Bowser can understand love
      Obligatory: ruclips.net/video/j6PrrulYHmc/видео.html

  • @hegyiman
    @hegyiman 4 года назад +17

    "I'm going to eat Muscle boy's corpse, so move away F*cktoy! " - says the lizardfolk to the cleric, who's crying over her deceased Barbarian bf.

    • @cobaltCarnivore
      @cobaltCarnivore 4 года назад +3

      Richárd Hegyesi I admire the cojones of the gecko who insults someone whose job is essentially swinging a potato-sized lump of steel while praying fervently, right before trying to eat their recently killed significant other.

    • @eternallylearning2811
      @eternallylearning2811 4 года назад

      Imagine if the cleric blasted the lizardfolk to their afterlife

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 года назад

      If I eat strong, i be stronger *big think*

  • @TalosAcephalos
    @TalosAcephalos 4 года назад +55

    Imagine being a damn scalie

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад +2

    Lizardfolk paladin: I just got my power one day.

  • @door5443
    @door5443 4 года назад +5

    My party has a kindhearted Lizardfolk raised for half of there life for humans, and makes Bone statues

  • @PerpetualGM
    @PerpetualGM 4 года назад +3

    Unfortunately, the Cunning Artisan ability doesn't let you make tools out of humanoids. I'm guessing for "reasons".

  • @Vargh-
    @Vargh- 4 года назад +10

    By far my favorite race to play, it's just too damn fun

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 4 года назад +3

    Dragon: Raid the nearest town and bring me any valuables.
    Lizardman: K.
    Also Lizardman: 1:58

  • @maximutatro3176
    @maximutatro3176 3 года назад +3

    This sounds perfect for an artificer character

    • @Mage-7734
      @Mage-7734 3 года назад +1

      Now to just add on the chef feat...

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 4 года назад +2

    Man, I want to create a Lizardfolk who is obsessed with learning about emotions (a birth defect for sure) and spends his entire life trying to learn it but can’t really understand it but still does it anyway

    • @jordanwhite8718
      @jordanwhite8718 8 месяцев назад

      You just describe every autistic person who ever got a bachelors degree in psychology.

  • @SrGundisalvus
    @SrGundisalvus 4 года назад +3

    "Feelings are for the weak minded."

  • @burgerkirk7759
    @burgerkirk7759 4 года назад +2

    I played a lizard folk bard once, my spells were cast by me just opening my mouth and bellowing the THX sound fully base boosted. Stealth was never an option.

  • @Vaehlo
    @Vaehlo 4 года назад +4

    "A real juicy chonker of a porker-"

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад +2

    2:36 "you have killed my entire tribe. You and I are now friends."

  • @jackbelmont4389
    @jackbelmont4389 4 года назад +7

    Now i imagine a lozard folk tearing apart a whole district yelling "AHERE IS IT WHERE IS THE CAKE" but then the rogue is like "THERE WAS NO CAKE" to which the lizard will be like "the cake.......Was a lie"

  • @elsquisheeone
    @elsquisheeone 4 года назад +2

    one of my first characters was a lizziboi whos village was attacked by ogres. he was saved by an adventuring priest, who tried to indoctrinate him into the religion. obviously lizzyboi didn't understand the point of devotion or prayers, but he did learn one thing: a living companion is more useful than a dead one.
    and thus Gnassa the grave cleric was born, keeping strong companions alive while looting those that weren't.
    he also didn't understand the meaning of "mercy", so he would constantly use it incorrectly in sentences, especially when referring to food

  • @captaindoesyoutube7925
    @captaindoesyoutube7925 3 года назад +3

    “Feelings? Do you know who has feelings? The guy I’m snacking on” - A lizardfolk, probably

  • @devilfruit3415
    @devilfruit3415 4 года назад +2

    I've actually had a lizadman OC I've used in multiples campaigns one of my favorite moments was , when our elf bard decided to seduce a noble for information i just walked into the room while they where doing the do and proceeded to devour the fruit bowl, trash all the dressers looking for more food then taking the bottle of wine they had been sipping and chugging the whole thing before leaving

  • @timexyemerald6290
    @timexyemerald6290 4 года назад +4

    Rogue: that was a piece of cake
    Lizardman: *breaks in to find the cake*
    Lizardmen are my kind peaple it seems

  • @zachmowat8994
    @zachmowat8994 4 года назад +2

    One of my favorite characters is a Lizardfolk druid named Achuak (Draconic for "Green"). He is fascinated by other races. He especially likes elves. Their limbs are more tender.

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 4 года назад +6

    "I attack them while screaming"
    DM **sigh**

  • @AstroSalamander
    @AstroSalamander 3 года назад +1

    Playing a lizard folk artificer (cool backstory) and due to the cunning artisian its amazing

  • @mibber121
    @mibber121 4 года назад +8

    every time you make one of these i always think 'surely hes done them all now' and then you never have