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  • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History
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  • @drearydoll9430
    @drearydoll9430 4 года назад +7522

    “your one inch punch, same size as your pecker”
    Eastwood is mocking East wood

  • @Thuazabi
    @Thuazabi 7 лет назад +368

    "no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
    Savage af

  • @NerosCinema
    @NerosCinema 2 года назад +10761

    Clint was absolutely ruthless in this one

    • @marissar.8407
      @marissar.8407 2 года назад +280

      He won as soon as he said "I even squint better than you". Everything else was a victory lap.

    • @bentleybutidk
      @bentleybutidk 2 года назад +27

      Your a bit late to this battle verified guy..

    • @oskarpaulander4027
      @oskarpaulander4027 2 года назад +26

      yeah. this is one of the more one-sided beatdowns. savage.
      Holmes vs Batman is the other one that comes to mind

    • @marissar.8407
      @marissar.8407 2 года назад +10

      @@oskarpaulander4027 Somehow, I read that as "Homer VS Batman"

    • @oskarpaulander4027
      @oskarpaulander4027 2 года назад +3

      @@marissar.8407 I'm sorry

  • @punisher3607
    @punisher3607 2 года назад +3894

    ''I even squint better than you''
    Took me over 8 years to realize that line was a blow to Bruce's ethnicity. Daammmnnnn

    • @CA-by2br
      @CA-by2br 2 года назад +301

      Same. Also try
      "You don't belong in a fight you belong in a sweetshop. So go ahead....make my ipod"

    • @huebuckle8198
      @huebuckle8198 2 года назад +187

      Someone aint the sharpest

    • @NFKTN
      @NFKTN 2 года назад +87

      Also the one inch punch line, Clint was ruthless lmaoo

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 2 года назад +141

      Great, isn't it? It's from the good'old'days when people could all laugh about this stuff.
      It goes well with the "Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers" rap battle, where it's team-asia who get in the best jabs. "Me no third reichy" hurts on so many levels. Amazing.
      And "These white boys getting burned coz get what, now the Sun's out" is a blow to ethnicity too... and it's an awesome line.
      You've gotta remember, these early rap-battles were made before everyone turned into perpetually offended losers. You can't judge them using today's tissue-paper-skinned sensibilities.

    • @bulgeun-wihyeob
      @bulgeun-wihyeob 2 года назад +38

      @@robotnoir5299 i'm not a fan of how old-fashioned you seem to be, but you do make a good point. you can get some great lines in when you fight dirty

  • @porygon4023
    @porygon4023 4 года назад +5448

    "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
    Is... is that even legal?

    • @because_raisins
      @because_raisins 3 года назад +380

      my thought process:
      Me after "Killed by an Aspirin": Wow, he got maimed
      Me after "Same size"-"Chinese Checkers": Now its murder
      Me after Clint's last line: HOLY S*** WHEN DID WE JUMP TO CANNIBALISM

    • @figboi
      @figboi 3 года назад +196

      @@because_raisins Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 3 года назад +38

      @@figboi Literally.

    • @Attacian
      @Attacian 3 года назад +32

      That was mass murder.

    • @diaperwip3
      @diaperwip3 3 года назад +40

      I mean I'd like to be remembered more for being killed by Clint fucking Eastwood in a rap battle than the way it actually happened

  • @tracibeaman5654
    @tracibeaman5654 7 лет назад +851

    The last line that Eastwood makes is fucking destroying

    • @tracibeaman5654
      @tracibeaman5654 7 лет назад +1

      Um 😐 I did not mean to make that comment twice

    • @Emerald_Lady
      @Emerald_Lady 7 лет назад +9

      It was such a low blow XD it's a very good line to finish with.

    • @evild00r30
      @evild00r30 7 лет назад +2

      Alien Cutters ROASTED

    • @antonp1ckle745
      @antonp1ckle745 7 лет назад +25

      All i could do was "oh!" and say "dammmmmmmmmmn!"

    • @Bythehandof...
      @Bythehandof... 7 лет назад +8

      Bruce got no chance, but damn that was rude

  • @bigboybool962
    @bigboybool962 Год назад +3611

    I noticed how Clint used 5 shots on the bad guys and saved the last one for the chair

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu Год назад +169

      Actually he shoots 7 shots. The first one at 0:33

    • @bigboybool962
      @bigboybool962 Год назад +33

      @@MimiYuYu my fault jit

    • @Tomyironmane
      @Tomyironmane Год назад +31

      @@bigboybool962 That's why Colt Walkers came in pairs.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih Год назад +98

      @@MimiYuYu Bruce Lee: I count six shots!
      Clint: I count two guns

    • @ERBasERBF
      @ERBasERBF Год назад +30

      @@MimiYuYu Maybe he reloaded while Bruce was rapping

  • @josharchibald4637
    @josharchibald4637 2 года назад +2416

    "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel." That line won it for Eastwood. Hard to top that.

    • @Littleman642
      @Littleman642 Год назад +77

      Bro it ended at "You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips."

    • @TheSolarCobalt
      @TheSolarCobalt Год назад +12

      Unfortunately for Clint, Bruce Lee's daughter is still alive lol

    • @Zalmoxesuwu
      @Zalmoxesuwu Год назад +40

      @@TheSolarCobalt it doesn’t even matter bro. Bruce got fucked up too much in this erb episode

    • @lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk
      @lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk Год назад +4

      ​​@@TheSolarCobalt all it would take is for him to revise it from no one to BARELY and thatd hurt even more

    • @Thefrogking234
      @Thefrogking234 10 месяцев назад +5

      This was the most ruthless destruction of an enemy

  • @vgman94
    @vgman94 9 лет назад +1636

    "No-one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
    *_...Damn..._*

    • @Mahlercougar
      @Mahlercougar 9 лет назад +47

      vgman94 Yeah.. Clint Eastwood's insults were pretty LOW there..In one line he insulted Bruce AND Brandon... OUCH!

    • @Serenegrasshopper
      @Serenegrasshopper 9 лет назад +27

      vgman94 Yeah that one was COLD...

    • @mirkwatkins2193
      @mirkwatkins2193 9 лет назад +28

      vgman94 I was on Bruce's side up until that one. That killed it :3

    • @dontminchinit2656
      @dontminchinit2656 9 лет назад +8

      vgman94 I hope they were referring to how his entire family dies in the first movie.

    • @jesserector1808
      @jesserector1808 9 лет назад

      Right right lol

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 5 лет назад +28416

    Clint had easily the most disrespectful and downright offensive bars to ever be on this channel.
    And I love it.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 лет назад +957

      WelloBello Clint’s second verse is straight up vicious, all out, and overkill

    • @reido_dorito
      @reido_dorito 5 лет назад +705

      @@crusader7659 Well... he is Clint Eastwood. My guy doesn't hold back.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 лет назад +342

      @@reido_dorito true, but even Chuck Norris had more restraint and he is Chuck fucking Norris

    • @reido_dorito
      @reido_dorito 5 лет назад +247

      @@crusader7659 If Chuck went all out, literally everyone would lose their will to live.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 5 лет назад +440

      Eh. I'd still give that honour to Cleopatra and the "Miss Carriage" line.

  • @aaronmoots1569
    @aaronmoots1569 Год назад +867

    I thought it was pretty dark when Bruce started making fun of dementia, but then Clint went full speed with that last line.

    • @cosmicolivia7674
      @cosmicolivia7674 Год назад +113

      Bruce's part was in reference to a video of Clint Eastwood demonstrating how to settle a debate at a convention - he was literally talking to a chair.

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 10 месяцев назад +7

      Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2.

    • @metube6299
      @metube6299 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@thomasjones4570 he said about his family death

    • @akkoismydaughter3573
      @akkoismydaughter3573 4 месяца назад

      ​@@metube6299thing is, he ain't battling his family, he battling him, but since it's a rap battle and he dug deep on him, I'll take it

  • @kdrapertrucker
    @kdrapertrucker 2 года назад +1310

    When he was in the Army Clint Eastwood survived a plane crash into the ocean outside San Francisco Bay. He swam 2 miles to shore through shark infested waters. The man is an authentic badass.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu Год назад

      Yea. Didn’t he illegally stow away in the landing gear area of the plane? Almost died from the cold and lack of oxygen

    • @vaporwave1450
      @vaporwave1450 Год назад +7

      Proof

    • @greaving
      @greaving Год назад

      @@vaporwave1450proof is in deez phat nuts infront of you

    • @Elaydzha
      @Elaydzha Год назад +124

      @@vaporwave1450 ask the sharks

    • @bloodhoundo9320
      @bloodhoundo9320 Год назад +85

      @@vaporwave1450 it's clint eastwood bro

  • @DariaHoelzel
    @DariaHoelzel 4 года назад +6497

    "You were cool in the 80s maybe, but now you're just crazy."
    Bold to say as someone who didn't even make it to the 80s.

  • @carl6868
    @carl6868 4 года назад +4766

    “No one in your family ever lived to see a sequel”
    “WHO WON?”
    I dont think you need to ask anymore

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 4 года назад +61

      @Jaxon Errico What else needs to be said? I wanted Bruce to win this. Wanted it so badly.

    • @jamesriemer6160
      @jamesriemer6160 4 года назад +26

      That hurt Brandon more than Bruce

    • @memphisshallbelaidtowaste4698
      @memphisshallbelaidtowaste4698 3 года назад +8

      The crow waa crazy tho

    • @Ashitaka1110
      @Ashitaka1110 3 года назад +29

      I was trying to decide who was doing better until Clint just dropped that atomic bomb and walked off into the sunset. Whew.

    • @mrunfausted7746
      @mrunfausted7746 3 года назад +5

      That was fuq'd up lol

  • @Gungho73
    @Gungho73 Год назад +681

    Clint still one of the rawest additions to this. Absolutely ruthless.

  • @adamgrofik5470
    @adamgrofik5470 Год назад +632

    Growing up watching Bruce Lee since I was in kindergarten was a huge motivator to get into martial arts (I’ve been studying for 16+ years and developing my own school), but Clint, his bars were dirty bro…wooph

    • @reaganbarker3024
      @reaganbarker3024 Год назад +17

      Good on u martial arts rocks!

    • @user-ms9pu3vg6d
      @user-ms9pu3vg6d 8 месяцев назад

      Nah they were just racist

    • @howedaddy6122
      @howedaddy6122 7 месяцев назад

      I'm surprised they saw this comment so they could heart it

    • @akkoismydaughter3573
      @akkoismydaughter3573 4 месяца назад

      ​@@howedaddy6122that's cool since this was a year ago meaning erb atleast sometimes comes back to old videos and checks comments

  • @bilerman3364
    @bilerman3364 3 года назад +7833

    Clint’s last verse has to be counted as 1st degree murder holy shit

    • @amazankarasokuk3718
      @amazankarasokuk3718 2 года назад +58

      Only battle can clint can win against Lee. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.

    • @shirtposting
      @shirtposting 2 года назад +236

      @@amazankarasokuk3718 clint has a damn gun-

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 2 года назад +99

      @@amazankarasokuk3718 don’t bring Jeet Kune Do to a gun fight

    • @tableprinterdoor
      @tableprinterdoor 2 года назад +22

      @@shirtposting knowing Bruce Lee movies he’s fast enough to deflect bullets with nunchucks

    • @shirtposting
      @shirtposting 2 года назад +18

      @@tableprinterdoor no clint melt the nunchucks down with his fire bars

  • @mydarkpassenger9608
    @mydarkpassenger9608 8 лет назад +462

    "You can`t be too tough you got killed by an aspirin". It`s already over, clear body bag.

    • @leecason9468
      @leecason9468 8 лет назад

      +MyDarkPassenger Wow. Allergies mean your weak never knew that....

    • @mydarkpassenger9608
      @mydarkpassenger9608 8 лет назад +11

      Lee Cason *you`re.

    • @twanwillems99
      @twanwillems99 8 лет назад +5

      +MyDarkPassenger savage bro

    • @karel5348
      @karel5348 8 лет назад +6

      +TG Cyanide Grave (CyanideGrave) actually bruce himself died from an aspirin really the story is on wikipedia he was feeling lightheaded and got an aspirin but it dindn't work so he went to lay down for a bit and when they checked on him he was dead

    • @ballziac
      @ballziac 8 лет назад

      +TG Cyanide Grave (CyanideGrave) no he didn't learn some history bro

  • @mangothedango
    @mangothedango 2 года назад +522

    To me, "You got killed by an aspirin" is what murdered him, and the last line was just a fatality

    • @brovckgemberling2409
      @brovckgemberling2409 2 года назад +2

      Your 1 inch punch the same size as your pecker leave the rapping to me stick to Chinese checkers

    • @ghostlucas7
      @ghostlucas7 2 года назад +2

      He died on set of a movie, from a gun that was a “prop” but from I remember the “prop gun” was loaded and had 1 in the chamber so the shot ended up killing Bruce

    • @papayawasamoah816
      @papayawasamoah816 2 года назад +48

      @@ghostlucas7 that’s not how he died lol. He actually died from taking a pain killer. He had a reaction to it which caused his brain to swell. He died 32 yrs old. But another Bruce lee died the way you described. And that’s Brandon Bruce Lee. The son of Bruce lee. Brandon Bruce lee was shot when the prop gun wasn’t checked properly. He died 28 yrs old.

    • @nikolaivanov7400
      @nikolaivanov7400 Год назад +1

      @@papayawasamoah816 the guy that got killed by Alec Baldwin??

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy Год назад +4

      @@nikolaivanov7400 No, that happened way before the Baldwin case.

  • @seantds619
    @seantds619 Год назад +205

    Bruce Lee could've had the most insane rap ever, but that last line from Eastwood would still give him the win
    It's that brutal

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 10 месяцев назад +2

      Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2 so it isnt brutal, just a rip on his son's tragic death...they gave Bruce no line's about Eastwoods, like how he didnt even know about his oldest daughter until she was an adult, didnt learn about his second until after she was born.

    • @fohb7291
      @fohb7291 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@thomasjones4570so? You expect them to cover Eastwoods entire history? even if they did include that bar, it wouldn't have changed the outcome.
      Also, client said BRUCES family not Bruce himself, you're on copium

    • @luckii.__17
      @luckii.__17 5 месяцев назад

      @@fohb7291 The bias in your comment is incredible.
      Several other ERBoHistory raps, indeed, have lines of information that casual people may not know.
      Seriously, did many people really know Michael Jackson was dangled off a balcony before his appearance in a battle? Did many people really know Karl Marx had hidradenitis suppurativa? How about that one of Mozart's cousin gave him a blow job?
      I seriously don't understand why you're so pissed off at this guys comment.

  • @joaorua3446
    @joaorua3446 3 года назад +5632

    The last line made Mortal Kombat fatalities look like they were made by Disney

    • @lauracordova2085
      @lauracordova2085 3 года назад +71

      @Cobbrstein nobody cared
      "Balanced as all things should be"

    • @abel.lisman
      @abel.lisman 3 года назад +8

      Great comment, mate

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 3 года назад +32

      @Cobbrstein guess what?
      Nobody gave a crap :D

    • @jonathanpaz9250
      @jonathanpaz9250 3 года назад +6

      My new favorite comment in all of RUclips

    • @mynameiswhat3843
      @mynameiswhat3843 3 года назад +3

      @@tylerprime9555 Cared enough to comment. That's nice.

  • @tommylorenson3595
    @tommylorenson3595 3 года назад +4026

    The funniest thing about this battle is I went into this thinking, "I'm bias. Bruce lee is winning no matter what."
    Yeah... That didn't last.

  • @Dylan-ht7br
    @Dylan-ht7br Год назад +115

    In 0:37 you can see a bandit running away and going behind the paper curtain becoming a ninja great detail

    • @TheMindGoblin_
      @TheMindGoblin_ 2 месяца назад +1

      A ninja's top half turns into a bandit when Bruce knocks him out on the tortoise bar

  • @greatbigwhale4011
    @greatbigwhale4011 Год назад +108

    I love how Clint is making clever lines then just says “fuck you dude” halfway through

  • @theprophet1915
    @theprophet1915 7 лет назад +500

    "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" that was fcked up.

    • @kiwinglo6737
      @kiwinglo6737 7 лет назад +46

      Yeah. Clint still won

    • @trajano777
      @trajano777 7 лет назад +5

      still bruce had better lines "id mess up your face, but your mamam did it for me"
      works every time lol

    • @milkshake9727
      @milkshake9727 7 лет назад +1

      The Prophet I loved it he is savage

    • @TetraSamurai
      @TetraSamurai 7 лет назад +2

      Orsy Velasquez no, Clint absolutely destroyed Bruce.

    • @theprophet1915
      @theprophet1915 7 лет назад +4

      Bruce Lee's son was accidentally killed via gunshot wound during the filming of the movie the crow I think it was, some weird movie.

  • @sambaumann3804
    @sambaumann3804 4 года назад +5658

    “I even squint better than you” I’m dead

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 4 года назад +54

      Sam Baumann yup pretty racist lol
      Edit: had to say “Lol” because some pricks who think they’re better than everyone else keep making this comment chain longer

    • @andrewuniverse947
      @andrewuniverse947 4 года назад +123

      An insult to every chinese in existence.
      Pretty badass, not gonna lie.

    • @BroccoliChedda
      @BroccoliChedda 4 года назад +168

      @@porkquad it's a joke my guy. Relax liberal

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 4 года назад +19

      Troy Gonzalez it’s saying Chinese people squint, a racist American stereotype used to identify and arrest Americans in the 1800s

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 4 года назад +12

      BrockCannot I’m liberal and happy about it, MAGGAT

  • @vladimirrashkovsky6274
    @vladimirrashkovsky6274 Год назад +17

    “Make my iPod” has gotta be the most 2011 shit I’ve heard in my life

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 2 года назад +37

    There is irony in this video that only true clint fans would pick up. Clint talks about the voice not matching the lips- well in The Good The Bad and The Ugly, a lot of actors spoke in their native tongue, and so the lips don't match the words. Very ironic and not sure if ERB even picked up on it! This will forever be my favorite rap battle. Clint wins hands down!! Great job Lloyd.

  • @computerplantmycoart
    @computerplantmycoart 10 лет назад +813

    Clint Eastwood vs that fucking chair

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge 10 лет назад +4288

    Eastwood's last line was cold. Talking about Bruce and his son dying.

    • @omegapower901
      @omegapower901 10 лет назад +148

      thats why he won

    • @TruthSurge
      @TruthSurge 10 лет назад +90

      omegapower901 I suppose. Just seems kind of low even in a ficticious setting. But hey, everyone has their ideas of humor. It just seemed kind of insensitive for Peter to add that in.

    • @harshbansal7982
      @harshbansal7982 3 года назад +61

      @Ian Edwards it not about sensitivity. It’s about how low you are willing to go to defeat someone .

    • @warcriment7298
      @warcriment7298 3 года назад +32

      @@harshbansal7982 walter white threw dissed his own son to win and still doesnt compare to this.

    • @scotthill6632
      @scotthill6632 3 года назад +18

      @@TruthSurge You named that it is fiction so you can't really get mad, and how is it low because if it is fiction should it really be taken seriously? It is just a rap battle made for comedic purposes and should never be taken seriously.

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 Год назад +149

    I think this was one of the most one-sided rap battles. Every line from Clint was so savage, Bruce got absolutely destroyed xD

    • @insomniacmd5787
      @insomniacmd5787 11 месяцев назад +6

      Bruce wasn't even bad either tho, that's what makes it worse🤣

    • @yulianaalvarado9236
      @yulianaalvarado9236 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nah that batman battle was the most one-sided one

    • @pourdakoolaid
      @pourdakoolaid 10 месяцев назад

      @@insomniacmd5787right Bruce came after his neck as well but Clint was just to savage😂😂

    • @joecurran2811
      @joecurran2811 13 дней назад

      ​@@insomniacmd5787I mean he wasn't great either

  • @johnirby8847
    @johnirby8847 2 года назад +101

    Clint Eastwood delivered the most savage lines in ERB history. No f***s given...straight to the point devastation...🤯

  • @craftyevolve1160
    @craftyevolve1160 8 лет назад +692

    "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" Fuck........... that's cold.

    • @bill47davies94
      @bill47davies94 8 лет назад

      Haha damn

    • @yunogasai8903
      @yunogasai8903 8 лет назад +1

      Dammmnnnn

    • @h0m3st4r
      @h0m3st4r 8 лет назад +4

      +CraftyEvolve11 That may have been Clint's only good line, but it was the best one of the match.

    • @stevenstorms837
      @stevenstorms837 8 лет назад +2

      And that you belong in a sweatshop so make my iPod

    • @jomoee4123
      @jomoee4123 8 лет назад +1

      +h0m3st4r what about you can't be too tough you you got killed by an aspirin

  • @PLAGUE-KARM
    @PLAGUE-KARM 3 года назад +6137

    This battle’s the definition of “stop it he’s already dead”

    • @amazankarasokuk3718
      @amazankarasokuk3718 2 года назад +19

      Only battle can clint can win against Lee. A fictional one. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.

    • @Asghaad
      @Asghaad 2 года назад +141

      @@amazankarasokuk3718 fists vs .44 Magnum ... yeah right ...

    • @Faded.Visuals
      @Faded.Visuals 2 года назад +47

      @@amazankarasokuk3718 umm sure man whatever you say to your therapist

    • @hillbillydbd1185
      @hillbillydbd1185 2 года назад +27

      All Clint has tom do is shoot him and walk away you're not dodging a bullet mate

    • @mihajlo4555
      @mihajlo4555 2 года назад +19

      @@hillbillydbd1185 that wouldn't be a fight between the two that would just be murder , take away guns from Clint and then they would have an actual fight and we know who would win

  • @frogglen6350
    @frogglen6350 Год назад +128

    I like how Bruce wasn't even bad. He was just too out of his league

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 10 месяцев назад +7

      Eastwood was proped up by lies. Bruce died of the Meprobamate mixed with the Aspirin. He took Aspirin regularly. The second was the last line. Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2.

    • @fohb7291
      @fohb7291 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​​@@thomasjones4570get off the copium.
      1. Even if he only died because of something mixed in, it's still aspirin, lol
      2. Client literally said "nobody in your family," not Bruce himself, pay attention
      3. Even without those two bars, client still wins.

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@fohb7291 1. if you want to be taken seriously, dont use internet slang thinking its an insult. 2. dont be so triggered you have to post twice. 3. I understand liking Clint Eastwood but so much you have his dick in your mouth is pathetic.
      See, one post and done.

    • @TheLucidDreamer12
      @TheLucidDreamer12 3 месяца назад

      Bruce's lines were good, but Clint's were just nuclear
      And this was before being woke was in fashion, so no savagely racist lines like these will fly today, but that helps the modern ERBs be more clever since they can't use low-hanging fruit like race anymore

    • @seansquiers6506
      @seansquiers6506 3 месяца назад

      ​@fohb7291 1. Yes. 2. Yeah, idk how bro misunderstood. 3. Not entirely sure about that.

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 года назад +29

    So I just realized that the absolute slaughter in this battle was done on purpose...to illustrate Clint bringing a gun to a fist fight

  • @WizardofToemountaint
    @WizardofToemountaint 3 года назад +9155

    That last bit was destructive LOL

    • @Jhei122
      @Jhei122 3 года назад +25

      Heart me too pls lol

    • @chiefskingdom_24
      @chiefskingdom_24 3 года назад +36

      Lmao I spit out my water when I heard that last line

    • @JKRavenBlood
      @JKRavenBlood 3 года назад +5

      :,(

    • @fathog4000
      @fathog4000 3 года назад +12

      The last bit wasn't scripted

    • @hunterexline9428
      @hunterexline9428 3 года назад +10

      Still not as destructive as this m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @montoyamattison8051
    @montoyamattison8051 4 года назад +5277

    "No one in your family lives to see a sequel!" Clint won it with that.

    • @funtimefredboi3877
      @funtimefredboi3877 4 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @allanplanty6628
      @allanplanty6628 4 года назад +11

      Can you explain it to me plz. I dont know much about Bruce lee

    • @funtimefredboi3877
      @funtimefredboi3877 4 года назад +69

      @@allanplanty6628 in every movie his Familie dies

    • @godsmacked1000
      @godsmacked1000 4 года назад +25

      That was just straight low...
      So yeah he won 😆

    • @stgeorge5862
      @stgeorge5862 4 года назад +36

      That has to be the hardest fucking disrespectful shit ever lol. Good lord. Easy win

  • @vaalence9043
    @vaalence9043 2 года назад +54

    The beat in this one is a prime example of the fun energy ERB oozed in their early days. I miss those kinds of raps.

  • @lifesfailure939
    @lifesfailure939 2 года назад +214

    jesus christ, bruce lee wasn’t even bad but eastwoods second verse is the most brutal in erb history

    • @brovckgemberling2409
      @brovckgemberling2409 2 года назад +4

      Yeah I'd definitely have to give that 1 to clint

    • @googledoc2732
      @googledoc2732 Год назад +5

      Bruce Lee would probably destroy any other ERB opponent other than the other greats but he went against the most brutal lol.

    • @funnyman4744
      @funnyman4744 Год назад +4

      @@googledoc2732 oppenheimer and mozart are the only others I would think who could body slam him like this lmao

    • @yulianaalvarado9236
      @yulianaalvarado9236 11 месяцев назад

      True

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 10 месяцев назад +1

      The biggest ones were false. Bruce died of the Meprobamate mixed with the Aspirin. He took Aspirin regularly. The second was the last line. Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2.

  • @deadstar1920
    @deadstar1920 3 года назад +4366

    Rewatching this older, I realize that Eastwood had the most racist, savage lines ever.

    • @shanedog007
      @shanedog007 2 года назад +19

      Racist only cause you have been taught to think that. . . the entire script was controlled and set, made to set a certain "tone" Only intelligent people actually can see this but you know. . . who am I, but some old racist turd?

    • @N_o196
      @N_o196 2 года назад +271

      @@shanedog007 wtf are you babbling about LOL

    • @emanuelmartinez7267
      @emanuelmartinez7267 2 года назад +108

      @@N_o196 don't feed the troll spewing pseudo intellectual babble.

    • @N_o196
      @N_o196 2 года назад +24

      @@emanuelmartinez7267 ur prob right lmao

    • @gerardciccarelli105
      @gerardciccarelli105 2 года назад +90

      @@shanedog007 I mean Idk what you’re going on about ERB talks shit about white people, black people, asain people… no race is safe but the “go ahead make my iPod” was absolutely racist and hysterical but they’ve used the word cracker in multiple videos so I feel like they get a free pass they offend everyone equally and I love it

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 3 года назад +7870

    Best flow: Bruce Lee
    Best disses: Clint Eastwood
    Overall loser: Bruce’s family

    • @bklf.sander
      @bklf.sander 3 года назад +31

      Lol

    • @OrchestraEclipse
      @OrchestraEclipse 3 года назад +163

      Personally I think Clint had the better flow, better disses better everything. So one sided

    • @ritam8767
      @ritam8767 3 года назад +15

      I didn't get the last line. Care to explain?

    • @OrchestraEclipse
      @OrchestraEclipse 3 года назад +135

      @@ritam8767 It's a reference to many of his family members dying really early (including Bruce himself) for example Bruce Lee's son died quite early on.

    • @sw-4733
      @sw-4733 3 года назад +4

      no

  • @BrozDetail
    @BrozDetail 7 месяцев назад +14

    “I would mess up your face, but ya mama did it for me” gets me every time 😂

  • @Snomrade
    @Snomrade 2 года назад +39

    I love how Clint walks towards Bruce lee at the end of his first verse without breaking eye contact while casually killing people.
    Walter white v Rick grimes didn’t quite pull that off but Clint did it perfectly

  • @cynthiascott7230
    @cynthiascott7230 8 лет назад +2554

    That last line was so dirty...

    • @twiwolf6754
      @twiwolf6754 8 лет назад +7

      No, they were just telling us not to expect a second video between these two

    • @ericdripp3791
      @ericdripp3791 8 лет назад +61

      Do you get the line?

    • @TheTha411
      @TheTha411 8 лет назад +113

      +Cpt.glasses Let me explain the line to you since you clearly don't get how savage it really is. Both Bruce Lee and his son Brandon Lee died in freak accidents during movie shoots. Really weird ,but that's why the line is so good. Get it now?

    • @twiwolf6754
      @twiwolf6754 8 лет назад +6

      +TheTha411 I get the fucking line, I was saying that it isn't dirty, but just saying that it wasn't going to be a rivalry like Hitler vs. Darth Vader

    • @therxckstar
      @therxckstar 8 лет назад

      I GASPED!!

  • @DarthVader1273
    @DarthVader1273 3 года назад +5848

    This wasn’t a battle
    It was an execution

    • @aurorasodre2375
      @aurorasodre2375 2 года назад +68

      Even Darth Vader agrees...

    • @amazankarasokuk3718
      @amazankarasokuk3718 2 года назад +6

      Only battle can clint can win against Lee. A fictional one. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.

    • @scottmiddlebrook5113
      @scottmiddlebrook5113 2 года назад +12

      @@amazankarasokuk3718 no one give a shit

    • @freman007
      @freman007 2 года назад +42

      @@amazankarasokuk3718
      Perhaps, but even Bruce acknowledged that if two men are equally skilled, but if one is bigger and stronger, the fight goes to the bigger man. Size has a quality all its own. (as the Actress said to the Bishop).
      It's why Bruce never underestimated Chuck Norris.

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 2 года назад +14

      @@amazankarasokuk3718 IDK, hard to beat someone when youre dead

  • @threevisionsgodpark
    @threevisionsgodpark Год назад +20

    Clint Eastwood was cold AF! The was just plain brutal what he did to Bruce Lee. And the acting and look was PERFECT!

  • @asterixking
    @asterixking Год назад +20

    I find the line in which Clint says that Bruce belongs in a sweatshop and to go ahead and make his iPod to be the most brutal line but then the last line wins first place for brutality. 2012 was one hell of a year. I miss it immensely. It was one of the best years of my life.

  • @CrucialParodies
    @CrucialParodies 5 лет назад +5210

    I actually feel bad for Bruce. Clint Eastwood has the hardest and most disrespectful verse on the whole ERB channel. Loved it.

    • @granddidit
      @granddidit 4 года назад +44

      *verses

    • @TheRealFredbearPlush
      @TheRealFredbearPlush 4 года назад +10

      @Flank Fn no, no this one was better

    • @cornthelegend3783
      @cornthelegend3783 4 года назад +17

      @@TheRealFredbearPlush Sorry
      Joker vs pennywise was more harsh

    • @iputsumcuminyourmum9755
      @iputsumcuminyourmum9755 4 года назад +72

      Flank Fn that one wuz weak fam compared to Clint😂he came with racism, mocked how Bruce died and how his all his family died🥴straight savage

    • @victory6468
      @victory6468 4 года назад +65

      For me Bruce Lee won
      Due to disqualification 😂😭

  • @jorbin6344
    @jorbin6344 9 лет назад +423

    "...So go ahead, Make my iPod..."
    Clint fucking nailed it

    • @laye-kd7cx
      @laye-kd7cx 9 лет назад +19

      Jordan Aguilar by being racist? nah that's weak and shows how insane and pathetic he became. s-he really should rap against a chair haha bruce is THE shit

    • @laye-kd7cx
      @laye-kd7cx 9 лет назад +4

      ah yes thanks ***** i forgot what the ultimate "Book of Rules of Rap Battles" said. btw read again, i said it was weak and easy not that he shouldn't have said it.
      also last line isn't racist it's personal and concerns bruce's son death so yeah nothing racist about this one buddy

    • @jorbin6344
      @jorbin6344 9 лет назад

      Eh, it doesn't really matter, it's just my opinion :P

    • @oliverjohnson9675
      @oliverjohnson9675 9 лет назад

      Jordan Aguilar that was funny as hell but he still said poo poo like a five year old

    • @ginadab11
      @ginadab11 9 лет назад +5

      Emily Whaley pupu platter. it's a Chinese dish.

  • @DanielRyanScott
    @DanielRyanScott 2 года назад +22

    And a decade later, there has yet to be a sequel. Well played Clint.

  • @Gabriel-ex4cf
    @Gabriel-ex4cf 2 года назад +47

    When I first saw this I was like "Oh yeah, Bruce has this"
    Then Clint's second verse came on and it was over

  • @thesaltysith5915
    @thesaltysith5915 4 года назад +4119

    Clint won this one.
    Like seriously, bars like that can get your Twitter suspended. Straight fire.

    • @prazertv
      @prazertv 4 года назад +256

      Bars like that will get you locked up in England.

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 4 года назад +84

      Both of these comments above me...what a world

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 4 года назад +69

      prazertv Europe is fucked dude. Free speech is dying there. Just look at England’s speech laws and Article 13. People say “oh it’s no big deal”, yeah well free speech restrictions are a slippery slope bud. I give it 10 years before we start seeing people getting in trouble for speaking out against European governments, and that’s when the shit will really hit the fan. If you’re European and value your freedoms, I recommend you flee now to countries like the US or Canada.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 4 года назад +26

      @@ares_bluesteel I don't recommend Canada. They're in a stiff competition with Australia to see who can do the best imitation of Mama UK's thought policing.

    • @ITryToLookLikeYou
      @ITryToLookLikeYou 4 года назад +10

      @@ares_bluesteel are you serious? Say what you want to say about free speech in Europe but it's definitely better than in America

  • @lucagonzalez898
    @lucagonzalez898 6 лет назад +655

    "No one in your family ever lived to see a sequel"
    I mean... fuck

    • @kyledesjardins4274
      @kyledesjardins4274 6 лет назад +5

      Luca Gonzalez My favorite line.

    • @arthurfranca6610
      @arthurfranca6610 6 лет назад +1

      HUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAH ohhh man

    • @theBlankScroll
      @theBlankScroll 6 лет назад +1

      Too soon.

    • @chrisrowe5400
      @chrisrowe5400 6 лет назад +9

      OMG that is the verbal version of a kick in the nuts

    • @Derf360
      @Derf360 6 лет назад +10

      What a savage. The funny part is it's true. He was killed by an aspirin and his son was accidentally shot on stage.

  • @THEREALAZL
    @THEREALAZL Год назад +30

    Clint’s last verse game me chills

  • @romariodesrosier1450
    @romariodesrosier1450 9 месяцев назад +7

    "I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe!"
    I swear, that part is so catchy!

  • @TCBYEAHCUZ
    @TCBYEAHCUZ 8 лет назад +706

    Both were fucking SAVAGE

    • @alexgreenie9786
      @alexgreenie9786 8 лет назад +58

      Clint Eastwood was REALLY cold.

    • @tylercorder9047
      @tylercorder9047 8 лет назад +19

      Clint Eastwood won but mr. Lee put up a good fight

    • @defalt1058
      @defalt1058 8 лет назад

      +tyler corder Kung F-U

    • @Shinbu1128
      @Shinbu1128 8 лет назад +23

      +Gremlin YT "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel." Absolutely brutal.

    • @alexgreenie9786
      @alexgreenie9786 8 лет назад

      Shinbu1128
      Cold!

  • @enumaelish9193
    @enumaelish9193 3 года назад +3521

    Clint's last line did AoE damage so powerful that if Brandon Lee ever gets a rap battle he loses by default.

  • @MuhammadFarukh
    @MuhammadFarukh 2 года назад +13

    I fucking love the guy rapping as Bruce. Great flow

  • @B-Mag
    @B-Mag 2 года назад +15

    This and the Marilyn Vs Cleopatra have to be the most vicious ERBs of all time. I hope we get more like this

  • @ItsLogan04
    @ItsLogan04 7 лет назад +737

    no one in your family ever lived to see a sequel. oohh...shit..

    • @explodingbullets4972
      @explodingbullets4972 7 лет назад +2

      Dark Reaper nope

    • @evan7387
      @evan7387 7 лет назад +3

      what do he mean by that

    • @richardauthement3105
      @richardauthement3105 7 лет назад +22

      Ethan Brown both Bruce and his son Brandon died before the films that made famous. enter the dragon and the crow respectively.

    • @brojly634
      @brojly634 7 лет назад +5

      Logan Blocker his son died before crow 2

    • @evan7387
      @evan7387 7 лет назад +3

      brojly games really, damn, Savage Clint

  • @danielskomorovsky
    @danielskomorovsky 5 лет назад +4572

    "i even squint better than you" 7 years later still fire

  • @matthewdowling6549
    @matthewdowling6549 Год назад +35

    Clint has not just one, but TWO iconic verses

  • @matheusarruda6462
    @matheusarruda6462 Год назад +3

    The underrated bit to me is the "FUCK YOU DUDE" punctuated by the gunshots

  • @BJL1970
    @BJL1970 5 лет назад +4189

    Most brutal one they produced. Clint’s closing line is.... devastating.

    • @arthurbuglas8346
      @arthurbuglas8346 5 лет назад +98

      Nope! Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe was the most savage one! The "Miss Carriage" line is probably the most savage thing ever said in ERB in my humble opinion!

    • @therealusgames1474
      @therealusgames1474 4 года назад +61

      @@arthurbuglas8346 Savage? Take a look to goku vs superman, "one more superman who's never gonna walk again"... Pffff

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +5

      What about Theodore Roosevelt versus Winston Churchill?

    • @FortNite-fb5wm
      @FortNite-fb5wm 4 года назад +33

      @@bemotivated8443 true but wasn't as disrespectful as this one specifically. Clint said some Race Jokes which is a sin in today's world

    • @tharmszzZ
      @tharmszzZ 4 года назад +8

      SOCIETAS CONLOCO legit lmfaooo watching back on this when he said the sweatshop shit i was like oh shit😂😂

  • @cmyk8964
    @cmyk8964 Год назад +5

    This is a certified 2012 classic

  • @thomaslardinois6383
    @thomaslardinois6383 Год назад +14

    Bruce: You're a senile old man. Now watch this flying 720 kick.
    Clint: Asian.

  • @Trollgaming1987
    @Trollgaming1987 5 лет назад +2967

    God that last line was deep

    • @williammorfe1253
      @williammorfe1253 5 лет назад +68

      Not only he roasted his career, but also the generation next to him...

    • @pauloskidane2819
      @pauloskidane2819 5 лет назад +5

      What does he mean

    • @williammorfe1253
      @williammorfe1253 5 лет назад +65

      @@pauloskidane2819 "I'll beat you in round 2, but that'll be unbelievable. No one in your family will ever live to see the sequal."
      Clint was refering to the fact that his son died.

    • @markpats290
      @markpats290 5 лет назад +1

      Ouch !

    • @dxvolatile9153
      @dxvolatile9153 5 лет назад +14

      @@williammorfe1253 No he's not he's referring to how Bruce Lee's brother died whilst filming a movie xD

  • @delayedundisplayed
    @delayedundisplayed 10 лет назад +365

    That last line by clint just sealed it, Clint destroyed him. I love bruce but come on that was brutal.

  • @snurgledurf7689
    @snurgledurf7689 2 года назад +7

    that goes fucking hard, holy shit man

  • @bladeray1014
    @bladeray1014 2 года назад +12

    Am I the only who thinks Clint's voice sounds so satisfying?

  • @amadoucisse9143
    @amadoucisse9143 4 года назад +2168

    And they say oppenheimer vs thanos was one-sided.

    • @Arthirias
      @Arthirias 4 года назад +258

      That was one sided. Thanos was to busy promoting his movies while Oppenheimer was nuking Thanos from orbit.

    • @miminoran8948
      @miminoran8948 4 года назад +29

      Idk I like Bruce Lee bettee

    • @sandrab1180
      @sandrab1180 4 года назад +87

      mimi noran how the hell did Bruce lee do better, Clint Eastwood had multiple jokes that would kill him easier than an apsprin

    • @isaacyeon6334
      @isaacyeon6334 4 года назад +62

      Sandrab 11 I mean I’m a big fan of Bruce Lee but Clint Eastwood won no question

    • @miminoran8948
      @miminoran8948 4 года назад +10

      @@sandrab1180 better flow. N he got him with his first verse. Don't need words just say wtwaaaw!. N talking to chairs lol

  • @Meathead437
    @Meathead437 4 года назад +3022

    Best flow: clint
    Best disses: clint
    Winner: P U P U P L A T T E R

    • @dippes6240
      @dippes6240 4 года назад +64

      in my opinion, Bruce had a better flow.

    • @Meathead437
      @Meathead437 4 года назад +24

      @@dippes6240 Uh Oh Dirty Harry didn't like that delete your post or Dirty Harry will delete you K N E E C A P S

    • @Okayokayokayokayoh
      @Okayokayokayokayoh 4 года назад +3

      @@Meathead437 😳😳😳

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 года назад +33

      Yeah, Clint's didn't really flow, it was like Bruce came for a dance off and Clint brought boxing gloves

    • @Meathead437
      @Meathead437 4 года назад +4

      @@awildfilingcabinet6239 *K N E E C A P S*

  • @madsjackson23
    @madsjackson23 2 года назад +17

    eastwood’s final line is one of the harshest disses we’ve gotten from erb

  • @farjanakhanom7000
    @farjanakhanom7000 Год назад +4

    "no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" thats ruthless

  • @georgerohlf560
    @georgerohlf560 8 лет назад +6766

    Am I the only one who thinks they both were absolutely savage

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +3277

    _”the only reason Chuck Norris refuses to die is because he knows Bruce lee will be waiting for him.”_

    • @thanosgaming7153
      @thanosgaming7153 5 лет назад +21

      Asbestos Fish it’s 2019 shut up

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +43

      Thanos Gaming
      _wut_

    • @thanosgaming7153
      @thanosgaming7153 5 лет назад +21

      Asbestos Fish it’s 2019 and your making a chuck Norris joke.
      Those died in 2012.

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +81

      Thanos Gaming
      People seem to find it funny.

    • @ultimatumgamer4962
      @ultimatumgamer4962 5 лет назад +47

      @@asbestosfish_ because it was fuck that guy

  • @nickstrider8446
    @nickstrider8446 2 года назад +5

    Love the do you feel lucky punk line, especially after clint eastwood used all six shots of his six shooter, just like the movie.

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 2 года назад +7

    "Here's my two-finger pushup- Kung F-U!" Is one of the most clever lines ERB has come up with before or since.

  • @imanoljesusdelpozo4907
    @imanoljesusdelpozo4907 7 лет назад +664

    In the first part of Clint Eastwood he used exactly 6 bullets, nice little detail

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 лет назад +6

      Bruce Lee took down 8 ninjas without looking!

    • @imanoljesusdelpozo4907
      @imanoljesusdelpozo4907 7 лет назад +28

      37kemper i was not talking about who did a cooler thing, i was talking about the little detail they added.
      In case you didnt understand, revolvers have the capacity of only 6 bullets, in the entire video Clint Eastwood uses exactly 6 bullets

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I know, I was just mentioning what Bruce did in the video. But the 6 bullet thing, nice detail

    • @imanoljesusdelpozo4907
      @imanoljesusdelpozo4907 7 лет назад +2

      +37kemper when you said that Bruce Lee took down 8 ninjas I searched if there was a movie in wich he took out 8 ninjas to see if it was a reference to something XD

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 лет назад

      Really? hahahahahahahaha

  • @luukdevoogd1071
    @luukdevoogd1071 3 года назад +3001

    0:19 can we just appreciate the detail that as that dude fell on the ground, he transitioned with the world he's in, changing from a ninja to a western crook

  • @newgenfutbol6686
    @newgenfutbol6686 9 месяцев назад +4

    2023 still watchin

  • @dylanchua5197
    @dylanchua5197 2 года назад +30

    Bruce Lee will always be a legend, never forgotten till the end.

    • @TDS-RN6889
      @TDS-RN6889 3 месяца назад

      W comment I only see disrespect in the comments

  • @thegamingtyrant9154
    @thegamingtyrant9154 8 лет назад +798

    Donald Trump VS Donald Trump's hair.

  • @gregorywilkinson5731
    @gregorywilkinson5731 4 года назад +1103

    "I even squint better than you"
    Holy f*** how disrespectful can you get

    • @georgepapadakis2954
      @georgepapadakis2954 4 года назад +5

      I dont get it can you explain it?

    • @georgepapadakis2954
      @georgepapadakis2954 4 года назад +42

      Oh because hes asian now i get it. Lol im dumb

    • @ElinorMahoney
      @ElinorMahoney 4 года назад +24

      As well as “leave the rapping to me, stick to Chinese checkers”

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx 4 года назад +37

      @@ElinorMahoney Sad part is how quickly things have gone from most everyone capable of handling some mean language like that to everyone is offended and getting banned from social media for it to people even getting arrested for it in places like the UK. I'm guessing at this rate even ERB itself will get demonetized eventually.
      Real fucking bizarro world has taken over the past several years.

    • @hauntedgoose9098
      @hauntedgoose9098 4 года назад +11

      @@Kelnx Ya seriously It's mad stupid. If you can't take harsh language, just deal with it. People are so sensitive it makes me want too slap them.

  • @austinl4915
    @austinl4915 Год назад +4

    Go ahead.. make my iPod 😂😂😂😂

  • @dhoff82
    @dhoff82 Год назад +4

    Bruh that line “id beat you in part two but nobody in your family ever lives to make a sequel” kill it lol

  • @reforgedexile8922
    @reforgedexile8922 6 лет назад +1884

    "no one in your family ever survived to see a sequal"
    K.O

    • @pilummurialis6490
      @pilummurialis6490 5 лет назад +22

      Shannon is the only Lee child to carry Bruce and Brandon's Legacy, Brandon's death was due to a prop master with no weapon experience

    • @blacksmith1521
      @blacksmith1521 5 лет назад +22

      SalsTech I mean yeah, But Shannon never starred in a movie. Therefore she couldn't have starred in a sequel

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 5 лет назад +2

      ever lives not survived

    • @drago99jf
      @drago99jf 5 лет назад +5

      more like DRAMATIC FINISH

    • @Alb-fx9hq
      @Alb-fx9hq 5 лет назад

      Lived*

  • @DerpiestGameBlast
    @DerpiestGameBlast 5 лет назад +3407

    "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
    This is the moment Bruce Lee pulled out a gun because his life became meaningless after that line

    • @Jimmy-fj6xj
      @Jimmy-fj6xj 5 лет назад +8

      Hey

    • @DerpiestGameBlast
      @DerpiestGameBlast 5 лет назад +5

      @@Jimmy-fj6xj Hey! Didn't expect to see you in this comment section! Second time stuff like this happened to me.

    • @007bishop2
      @007bishop2 5 лет назад +5

      Gun? Ahhh I see he wishes to follow his son's footsteps

    • @mikeyhornyikOFF
      @mikeyhornyikOFF 5 лет назад +2

      Derpiest Game-Blast I don’t get it, can you explain?

    • @phillipbrazil2108
      @phillipbrazil2108 5 лет назад +14

      @@mikeyhornyikOFF Let me take this liberty, Bruce Lee's son Brandon Lee died during the filming of The Crow due to a mishap with a gun used in the filming.

  • @skyvolt2566
    @skyvolt2566 Год назад +2

    Hard to believe this was 10 years ago I remember when it 1st posted

  • @dimitri7530
    @dimitri7530 Год назад +5

    "no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" this line was a winning shot for clint

  • @unbuiltarcher4646
    @unbuiltarcher4646 4 года назад +671

    “You don’t belong in a fight,you belong in a sweatshop so go ahead *Spit* make my IPod”
    Underrated disrespectful line

    • @Calistopheles
      @Calistopheles 3 года назад +5

      2nd Best Line

    • @rbwjakfjenwbw1009
      @rbwjakfjenwbw1009 3 года назад +9

      That line is honestly more brutal than the last one in my opinion.

    • @jessthebenjamin758
      @jessthebenjamin758 3 года назад

      Meta Runner. I like your style

    • @thekeegster6278
      @thekeegster6278 3 года назад

      I can’t believe it took me this long to understand what that line meant...

    • @loganfriend8018
      @loganfriend8018 3 года назад

      @@Calistopheles What's the first?

  • @hurgleflurp6089
    @hurgleflurp6089 4 года назад +1260

    Remember when the weirdest thing in politics was Clint Eastwood interviewing a chair? Simpler times.

    • @Laura-Yu
      @Laura-Yu 3 года назад +48

      Those were the good times... and Obama vs Mitt Romney was a gem. Gonna bet now that this rap battle would be considered too “racist”.

    • @evil7260
      @evil7260 3 года назад +51

      로라 [Laura] you can thanks Twitter for that
      They’re cancer

    • @katsurajanaizurada1668
      @katsurajanaizurada1668 3 года назад +11

      Maybe we should stick to Chinese checkers x3

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues 3 года назад +16

      @@evil7260 pEoPlE tOdAy ArE tOo SeNsItIvE

    • @Vexed_Vixen
      @Vexed_Vixen 3 года назад +13

      @@dylanrodrigues well they are

  • @Auk571
    @Auk571 Год назад +5

    the bars are great, music is great, editing is great, acting and choreography are great, one of the best battles.

  • @sirtoast4502
    @sirtoast4502 9 лет назад +458

    ANYBODY WHO THINKS CLINT EAST WOOD LOST TO BRUCE LEE IS A normal person with a different opinion then mine and I respect it. Hey what did you think I was gonna say hu?

  • @LoneRising
    @LoneRising 9 лет назад +521

    Bruce was better, but Eastwood wins on honesty of not giving a shit.

  • @uffeli7212
    @uffeli7212 2 года назад +5

    This one still remains as my favorite out of all of ERB, I visit this video far more often than any other rap battle

  • @Dreddjr
    @Dreddjr 11 месяцев назад +18

    10 years later and im still standing by what i said. Clint Eastwood knocked this out of the park lmao

  • @Littlefighter1911
    @Littlefighter1911 3 года назад +2266

    I only realized now, that the lip sync line is actually deliberately de-synced.

    • @rohailsyed314
      @rohailsyed314 3 года назад +69

      Holy shittt, that’s brilliant

    • @t.j.aarons889
      @t.j.aarons889 3 года назад +71

      It fits because besides Bruce Lee in a lot of dub films, In the westerns that Clint eastwood did, he was the only one usually speaking English and everybody else was dubbed.

    • @offbrandfiji6487
      @offbrandfiji6487 3 года назад +6

      You must be blind

    • @mredgy5624
      @mredgy5624 3 года назад +3

      Were you looking at when he said that line, I mean i was looking at his face.

    • @Regular_Decorated_Emergency
      @Regular_Decorated_Emergency 3 года назад +3

      Holy fuck.

  • @Mailednaillegos
    @Mailednaillegos 6 лет назад +4301

    Bruce Lee didn’t die from an aspirin.... he died from clint Eastwood’s ending line

    • @diegoleyva996
      @diegoleyva996 6 лет назад +50

      Underappreciated comment

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 6 лет назад +27

      That seems like a time paradox.

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 лет назад +10

      The more I hear about Raymond Chow , the more I feel he was behind Lees death :(
      Also why were there 3 insurance policies
      just months before Lees death ?

    • @CodeKiller1999
      @CodeKiller1999 5 лет назад +6

      Except that this line is false as Bruce Lee has a daughter, Shannon. :-)

    • @Gamemaster-lp3yn
      @Gamemaster-lp3yn 5 лет назад

      Mailednaillegos true that true that