Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History
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"no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
Savage af
sadly its true
Bruce lee son died before making a sequel to the crow
Thuazabi what does that mean??
right. Wow lol
@@landing1It was making The Crow, Brandon Lee died before the sequel was ever even made, R.I.P. Brandon Lee, gone far too soon
Clint was absolutely ruthless in this one
He won as soon as he said "I even squint better than you". Everything else was a victory lap.
Your a bit late to this battle verified guy..
yeah. this is one of the more one-sided beatdowns. savage.
Holmes vs Batman is the other one that comes to mind
@@oskarpaulander4027 Somehow, I read that as "Homer VS Batman"
@@marissar.8407 I'm sorry
Clint had easily the most disrespectful and downright offensive bars to ever be on this channel.
And I love it.
WelloBello Clint’s second verse is straight up vicious, all out, and overkill
@@crusader7659 Well... he is Clint Eastwood. My guy doesn't hold back.
@@reido_dorito true, but even Chuck Norris had more restraint and he is Chuck fucking Norris
@@crusader7659 If Chuck went all out, literally everyone would lose their will to live.
Eh. I'd still give that honour to Cleopatra and the "Miss Carriage" line.
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel." That line won it for Eastwood. Hard to top that.
Bro it ended at "You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips."
Unfortunately for Clint, Bruce Lee's daughter is still alive lol
@@TheSolarCobalt it doesn’t even matter bro. Bruce got fucked up too much in this erb episode
@@TheSolarCobalt all it would take is for him to revise it from no one to BARELY and thatd hurt even more
This was the most ruthless destruction of an enemy
“No one in your family ever lived to see a sequel”
“WHO WON?”
I dont think you need to ask anymore
@Jaxon Errico What else needs to be said? I wanted Bruce to win this. Wanted it so badly.
That hurt Brandon more than Bruce
The crow waa crazy tho
I was trying to decide who was doing better until Clint just dropped that atomic bomb and walked off into the sunset. Whew.
That was fuq'd up lol
“your one inch punch, same size as your pecker”
Eastwood is mocking East wood
Oh wow!!!
This comment is so underrated
u deserve an oscar for this
Let THAT sink in
That is one of the most clever puns ive ever seen. Actually made me chuckle.
The funniest thing about this battle is I went into this thinking, "I'm bias. Bruce lee is winning no matter what."
Yeah... That didn't last.
0:46
That's what she said
Me too
Once Bruce Lee said he beat Chuck Norris, the battle was over.
Same but...biased
I noticed how Clint used 5 shots on the bad guys and saved the last one for the chair
Actually he shoots 7 shots. The first one at 0:33
@@MimiYuYu my fault jit
@@bigboybool962 That's why Colt Walkers came in pairs.
@@MimiYuYu Bruce Lee: I count six shots!
Clint: I count two guns
@@MimiYuYu Maybe he reloaded while Bruce was rapping
The last line made Mortal Kombat fatalities look like they were made by Disney
@Cobbrstein nobody cared
"Balanced as all things should be"
Great comment, mate
@Cobbrstein guess what?
Nobody gave a crap :D
My new favorite comment in all of RUclips
@@tylerprime9555 Cared enough to comment. That's nice.
0:19 can we just appreciate the detail that as that dude fell on the ground, he transitioned with the world he's in, changing from a ninja to a western crook
Yeeeaah that's HELLA cool
Cool observation
WTF?.. wow
Wait i thought everyone saw that lol
Thanks for pointing that out, I totally missed it
Clint's last line did AoE damage so powerful that if Brandon Lee ever gets a rap battle he loses by default.
this comment
Wow.... that hurt
@@Irishandproud101 it hurt, but isn't that what they say about the truth?
🤣🤣
Yeah Permanent DOT damage from that
I thought it was pretty dark when Bruce started making fun of dementia, but then Clint went full speed with that last line.
Bruce's part was in reference to a video of Clint Eastwood demonstrating how to settle a debate at a convention - he was literally talking to a chair.
Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2.
@@thomasjones4570 he said about his family death
@@metube6299thing is, he ain't battling his family, he battling him, but since it's a rap battle and he dug deep on him, I'll take it
Eastwood's last line was cold. Talking about Bruce and his son dying.
thats why he won
omegapower901 I suppose. Just seems kind of low even in a ficticious setting. But hey, everyone has their ideas of humor. It just seemed kind of insensitive for Peter to add that in.
@Ian Edwards it not about sensitivity. It’s about how low you are willing to go to defeat someone .
@@harshbansal7982 walter white threw dissed his own son to win and still doesnt compare to this.
@@TruthSurge You named that it is fiction so you can't really get mad, and how is it low because if it is fiction should it really be taken seriously? It is just a rap battle made for comedic purposes and should never be taken seriously.
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
Is... is that even legal?
my thought process:
Me after "Killed by an Aspirin": Wow, he got maimed
Me after "Same size"-"Chinese Checkers": Now its murder
Me after Clint's last line: HOLY S*** WHEN DID WE JUMP TO CANNIBALISM
@@because_raisins Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
@@figboi Literally.
That was mass murder.
I mean I'd like to be remembered more for being killed by Clint fucking Eastwood in a rap battle than the way it actually happened
That last line meets the legal definition of a weapon of mass destruction.
The worst like was when Freeza said that he destroyed their whole race.
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
@@tarunjohal9215 OHHA YEAH DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN!
Right! Holy shit 😂😂😂
When he was in the Army Clint Eastwood survived a plane crash into the ocean outside San Francisco Bay. He swam 2 miles to shore through shark infested waters. The man is an authentic badass.
Yea. Didn’t he illegally stow away in the landing gear area of the plane? Almost died from the cold and lack of oxygen
Proof
@@vaporwave1450 ask the sharks
@@vaporwave1450 it's clint eastwood bro
Clint is badass
Remember when the weirdest thing in politics was Clint Eastwood interviewing a chair? Simpler times.
Those were the good times... and Obama vs Mitt Romney was a gem. Gonna bet now that this rap battle would be considered too “racist”.
로라 [Laura] you can thanks Twitter for that
They’re cancer
Maybe we should stick to Chinese checkers x3
@Dylan Rodrigues well they are
@@Vexed_Vixen I've been hearing people say "everything is too PC now, you can't even make a joke anymore, yadda yadda yadda" since the fucking 90s.
But the only thing that's changed since then isn't that things have become "too PC", it's that the people whining about it won't stop repeating it for five damned seconds.
Clint’s last verse has to be counted as 1st degree murder holy shit
Only battle can clint can win against Lee. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.
@@amazankarasokuk3718 clint has a damn gun-
@@amazankarasokuk3718 don’t bring Jeet Kune Do to a gun fight
@@shirtposting knowing Bruce Lee movies he’s fast enough to deflect bullets with nunchucks
@@tableprinterdoor no clint melt the nunchucks down with his fire bars
"You were cool in the 80s maybe, but now you're just crazy."
Bold to say as someone who didn't even make it to the 80s.
SAVAGE! 😂😂😂
Daria Erol oof
I-
HOLY...
You weren't even in the rap and yet you won. How...
Growing up watching Bruce Lee since I was in kindergarten was a huge motivator to get into martial arts (I’ve been studying for 16+ years and developing my own school), but Clint, his bars were dirty bro…wooph
Good on u martial arts rocks!
Nah they were just racist
I'm surprised they saw this comment so they could heart it
@@howedaddy6122that's cool since this was a year ago meaning erb atleast sometimes comes back to old videos and checks comments
Guns beat martial arts every time.
Every time.
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This battle’s the definition of “stop it he’s already dead”
Only battle can clint can win against Lee. A fictional one. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.
@@amazankarasokuk3718 fists vs .44 Magnum ... yeah right ...
@@amazankarasokuk3718 umm sure man whatever you say to your therapist
All Clint has tom do is shoot him and walk away you're not dodging a bullet mate
@@hillbillydbd1185 that wouldn't be a fight between the two that would just be murder , take away guns from Clint and then they would have an actual fight and we know who would win
Most brutal one they produced. Clint’s closing line is.... devastating.
Nope! Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe was the most savage one! The "Miss Carriage" line is probably the most savage thing ever said in ERB in my humble opinion!
@@ArtyBuggy Savage? Take a look to goku vs superman, "one more superman who's never gonna walk again"... Pffff
What about Theodore Roosevelt versus Winston Churchill?
@@bemotivated8443 true but wasn't as disrespectful as this one specifically. Clint said some Race Jokes which is a sin in today's world
SOCIETAS CONLOCO legit lmfaooo watching back on this when he said the sweatshop shit i was like oh shit😂😂
I actually feel bad for Bruce. Clint Eastwood has the hardest and most disrespectful verse on the whole ERB channel. Loved it.
*verses
@Flank Fn no, no this one was better
@@TheRealFredbearPlush Sorry
Joker vs pennywise was more harsh
Flank Fn that one wuz weak fam compared to Clint😂he came with racism, mocked how Bruce died and how his all his family died🥴straight savage
For me Bruce Lee won
Due to disqualification 😂😭
Clint still one of the rawest additions to this. Absolutely ruthless.
''I even squint better than you''
Took me over 8 years to realize that line was a blow to Bruce's ethnicity. Daammmnnnn
Same. Also try
"You don't belong in a fight you belong in a sweetshop. So go ahead....make my ipod"
Someone aint the sharpest
Also the one inch punch line, Clint was ruthless lmaoo
Great, isn't it? It's from the good'old'days when people could all laugh about this stuff.
It goes well with the "Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers" rap battle, where it's team-asia who get in the best jabs. "Me no third reichy" hurts on so many levels. Amazing.
And "These white boys getting burned coz get what, now the Sun's out" is a blow to ethnicity too... and it's an awesome line.
You've gotta remember, these early rap-battles were made before everyone turned into perpetually offended losers. You can't judge them using today's tissue-paper-skinned sensibilities.
@@robotnoir5299 i'm not a fan of how old-fashioned you seem to be, but you do make a good point. you can get some great lines in when you fight dirty
That last bit was destructive LOL
Heart me too pls lol
Lmao I spit out my water when I heard that last line
:,(
The last bit wasn't scripted
Still not as destructive as this m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
"No one in your family lives to see a sequel!" Clint won it with that.
Yes
Can you explain it to me plz. I dont know much about Bruce lee
@@allanplanty6628 in every movie his Familie dies
That was just straight low...
So yeah he won 😆
That has to be the hardest fucking disrespectful shit ever lol. Good lord. Easy win
Bruce Lee could've had the most insane rap ever, but that last line from Eastwood would still give him the win
It's that brutal
Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2 so it isnt brutal, just a rip on his son's tragic death...they gave Bruce no line's about Eastwoods, like how he didnt even know about his oldest daughter until she was an adult, didnt learn about his second until after she was born.
@@thomasjones4570so? You expect them to cover Eastwoods entire history? even if they did include that bar, it wouldn't have changed the outcome.
Also, client said BRUCES family not Bruce himself, you're on copium
@@fohb7291 The bias in your comment is incredible.
Several other ERBoHistory raps, indeed, have lines of information that casual people may not know.
Seriously, did many people really know Michael Jackson was dangled off a balcony before his appearance in a battle? Did many people really know Karl Marx had hidradenitis suppurativa? How about that one of Mozart's cousin gave him a blow job?
I seriously don't understand why you're so pissed off at this guys comment.
@@fohb7291what?
"No-one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
*_...Damn..._*
vgman94 Yeah.. Clint Eastwood's insults were pretty LOW there..In one line he insulted Bruce AND Brandon... OUCH!
vgman94 Yeah that one was COLD...
vgman94 I was on Bruce's side up until that one. That killed it :3
vgman94 I hope they were referring to how his entire family dies in the first movie.
Right right lol
“I even squint better than you” I’m dead
Sam Baumann yup pretty racist lol
Edit: had to say “Lol” because some pricks who think they’re better than everyone else keep making this comment chain longer
An insult to every chinese in existence.
Pretty badass, not gonna lie.
@@porkquad it's a joke my guy. Relax liberal
Troy Gonzalez it’s saying Chinese people squint, a racist American stereotype used to identify and arrest Americans in the 1800s
BrockCannot I’m liberal and happy about it, MAGGAT
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" Fuck........... that's cold.
Haha damn
Dammmnnnn
+CraftyEvolve11 That may have been Clint's only good line, but it was the best one of the match.
And that you belong in a sweatshop so make my iPod
+h0m3st4r what about you can't be too tough you you got killed by an aspirin
To me, "You got killed by an aspirin" is what murdered him, and the last line was just a fatality
Your 1 inch punch the same size as your pecker leave the rapping to me stick to Chinese checkers
He died on set of a movie, from a gun that was a “prop” but from I remember the “prop gun” was loaded and had 1 in the chamber so the shot ended up killing Bruce
@@ghostlucas7 that’s not how he died lol. He actually died from taking a pain killer. He had a reaction to it which caused his brain to swell. He died 32 yrs old. But another Bruce lee died the way you described. And that’s Brandon Bruce Lee. The son of Bruce lee. Brandon Bruce lee was shot when the prop gun wasn’t checked properly. He died 28 yrs old.
@@papayawasamoah816 the guy that got killed by Alec Baldwin??
@@nikolaivanov7400 No, that happened way before the Baldwin case.
"i even squint better than you" 7 years later still fire
oh my god it's been seven years
@@kilarthmac time flies my god
*6 years
@@seyamrahman1002 - 6 1/2 but who's counting?
He was racist
This wasn’t a battle
It was an execution
Even Darth Vader agrees...
Only battle can clint can win against Lee. A fictional one. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.
@@amazankarasokuk3718 no one give a shit
@@amazankarasokuk3718
Perhaps, but even Bruce acknowledged that if two men are equally skilled, but if one is bigger and stronger, the fight goes to the bigger man. Size has a quality all its own. (as the Actress said to the Bishop).
It's why Bruce never underestimated Chuck Norris.
@@amazankarasokuk3718 IDK, hard to beat someone when youre dead
"...So go ahead, Make my iPod..."
Clint fucking nailed it
Eh, it doesn't really matter, it's just my opinion :P
Jordan Aguilar that was funny as hell but he still said poo poo like a five year old
Emily Whaley pupu platter. it's a Chinese dish.
sam Why wouldn't Clint be racist though, he has played many characters that discriminate, and he looked like a cowboy from maybe 1886, probably somewhere in the 1900's when racism was more common. And it's a fucking make believe rap. "how insane and pathetic he became. s-he really should rap against a chair haha bruce is THE shit." and the subtle Sexism. I like how you called women weak and pathetic with your wordplay.
;\
sam It was still funny.
“Make my iPod” has gotta be the most 2011 shit I’ve heard in my life
God that last line was deep
Not only he roasted his career, but also the generation next to him...
What does he mean
@@pauloskidane2819 "I'll beat you in round 2, but that'll be unbelievable. No one in your family will ever live to see the sequal."
Clint was refering to the fact that his son died.
Ouch !
@@D_D_Delta No he's not he's referring to how Bruce Lee's brother died whilst filming a movie xD
Best flow: Bruce Lee
Best disses: Clint Eastwood
Overall loser: Bruce’s family
Lol
Personally I think Clint had the better flow, better disses better everything. So one sided
I didn't get the last line. Care to explain?
@@ritam8767 It's a reference to many of his family members dying really early (including Bruce himself) for example Bruce Lee's son died quite early on.
no
McCree is broken even in the rap battles
LOOOOL
It's high noon somewhere....
The whole game of overwatch is completely broken, it'll be a while before it's a good game, they still need to fix it more.
topkek, the game is fine, there are counters to literally everyone
He obviously is a direct counter to Gengi based on this. Let's go flash bang some ninjas.
There is irony in this video that only true clint fans would pick up. Clint talks about the voice not matching the lips- well in The Good The Bad and The Ugly, a lot of actors spoke in their native tongue, and so the lips don't match the words. Very ironic and not sure if ERB even picked up on it! This will forever be my favorite rap battle. Clint wins hands down!! Great job Lloyd.
"You can`t be too tough you got killed by an aspirin". It`s already over, clear body bag.
+MyDarkPassenger Wow. Allergies mean your weak never knew that....
Lee Cason *you`re.
+MyDarkPassenger savage bro
+TG Cyanide Grave (CyanideGrave) actually bruce himself died from an aspirin really the story is on wikipedia he was feeling lightheaded and got an aspirin but it dindn't work so he went to lay down for a bit and when they checked on him he was dead
+TG Cyanide Grave (CyanideGrave) no he didn't learn some history bro
And they say oppenheimer vs thanos was one-sided.
That was one sided. Thanos was to busy promoting his movies while Oppenheimer was nuking Thanos from orbit.
Idk I like Bruce Lee bettee
mimi noran how the hell did Bruce lee do better, Clint Eastwood had multiple jokes that would kill him easier than an apsprin
Sandrab 11 I mean I’m a big fan of Bruce Lee but Clint Eastwood won no question
@@sandrab1180 better flow. N he got him with his first verse. Don't need words just say wtwaaaw!. N talking to chairs lol
Clint won this one.
Like seriously, bars like that can get your Twitter suspended. Straight fire.
Bars like that will get you locked up in England.
Both of these comments above me...what a world
prazertv Europe is fucked dude. Free speech is dying there. Just look at England’s speech laws and Article 13. People say “oh it’s no big deal”, yeah well free speech restrictions are a slippery slope bud. I give it 10 years before we start seeing people getting in trouble for speaking out against European governments, and that’s when the shit will really hit the fan. If you’re European and value your freedoms, I recommend you flee now to countries like the US or Canada.
@@ares_bluesteel I don't recommend Canada. They're in a stiff competition with Australia to see who can do the best imitation of Mama UK's thought policing.
@@ares_bluesteel are you serious? Say what you want to say about free speech in Europe but it's definitely better than in America
In 0:37 you can see a bandit running away and going behind the paper curtain becoming a ninja great detail
A ninja's top half turns into a bandit when Bruce knocks him out on the tortoise bar
Dear god 6 1/2 years later and that second verse from Clint is still brutal as hell.
Rewatching the whole series because I'm hype as hell for spring
Season 6 is coming out now
Best flow: clint
Best disses: clint
Winner: P U P U P L A T T E R
in my opinion, Bruce had a better flow.
@@dippes6240 Uh Oh Dirty Harry didn't like that delete your post or Dirty Harry will delete you K N E E C A P S
@@Meathead437 😳😳😳
Yeah, Clint's didn't really flow, it was like Bruce came for a dance off and Clint brought boxing gloves
@@awildfilingcabinet6239 *K N E E C A P S*
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" that was fcked up.
Yeah. Clint still won
still bruce had better lines "id mess up your face, but your mamam did it for me"
works every time lol
The Prophet I loved it he is savage
Orsy Velasquez no, Clint absolutely destroyed Bruce.
Bruce Lee's son was accidentally killed via gunshot wound during the filming of the movie the crow I think it was, some weird movie.
I find the line in which Clint says that Bruce belongs in a sweatshop and to go ahead and make his iPod to be the most brutal line but then the last line wins first place for brutality. 2012 was one hell of a year. I miss it immensely. It was one of the best years of my life.
Clint Eastwood won but the last line of Bruce Lee’s first verse 0:27 “here’s my two finger push up Kung F-U” really cracked me up
Think About it I had hopes for Bruce Lee but Clint straight up roasted Bruce from the get go
@@selz5221 To think about bruce lee would whoop Clintons ass. Gun vs bare fists? If you use a gun you're basically a wimp xD
@@ceriev7918 Yeah well, fist don't mean shit unless you can get to the dude with the gun.
@@ceriev7918 if you use hand in a gun fight then you are a dead man 🤣
@@ceriev7918 No, it makes you smart. Work smarter not harder
That last line was so dirty...
No, they were just telling us not to expect a second video between these two
Do you get the line?
+Cpt.glasses Let me explain the line to you since you clearly don't get how savage it really is. Both Bruce Lee and his son Brandon Lee died in freak accidents during movie shoots. Really weird ,but that's why the line is so good. Get it now?
+TheTha411 I get the fucking line, I was saying that it isn't dirty, but just saying that it wasn't going to be a rivalry like Hitler vs. Darth Vader
I GASPED!!
*As much as I wanted Bruce to win Clint killed it with “I even squint better than you”*
I wish this got more likes, but all of Clint's lines were fire.
They were racist
@@korremusic1596 don't see how that makes it less funny and/or fire
@@blakey9869 It's just not something that is right to say. If it was about a black man, or a Mexican it would have been a big deal. If it was discriminating towards a white man white people would get butt hurt and it wouldn't be well received by the majority, even if it doesn't bother you.
Korre Music You know what’s more racist? People being offended for minorities. It’s patronizing, so as an Asian, shut up and relax.
I love how Clint walks towards Bruce lee at the end of his first verse without breaking eye contact while casually killing people.
Walter white v Rick grimes didn’t quite pull that off but Clint did it perfectly
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
This is the moment Bruce Lee pulled out a gun because his life became meaningless after that line
Hey
@@Jimmy-fj6xj Hey! Didn't expect to see you in this comment section! Second time stuff like this happened to me.
Gun? Ahhh I see he wishes to follow his son's footsteps
Derpiest Game-Blast I don’t get it, can you explain?
@@mikeyhornyikOFF Let me take this liberty, Bruce Lee's son Brandon Lee died during the filming of The Crow due to a mishap with a gun used in the filming.
This is still one of the best they have ever done.
Totally!
First one I listened to. Too good
Rick grimes vs Walter White was best
CURLY FRIES these are opinions even some people think mario brother vs wright brothers were good
I think einstien vs hawking is my favorite
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
Dirty Harry fights dirty.😁
Only battle can clint can win against Lee. A fictional one. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.
“Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry”
@@amazankarasokuk3718 umm sure man whatever you say to your therapist
Jesus died for our sins if we turn from sin we'll be saved Jesus loves us
@@amazankarasokuk3718 yeah pretty sure clint carries so it doesn’t matter
So I just realized that the absolute slaughter in this battle was done on purpose...to illustrate Clint bringing a gun to a fist fight
I’m a big Bruce Lee fan but this rap was like bringing a gun to a fist fight: Clint Eastwood won mercilessly
You mean bringing a knife to a gunfight?
Lucodin When was the last time Bruce Lee was seen using a knife?
@@isaacyeon6334 When was the last time he used a gun
Lucodin none, but what’s your point?
@@lucodin468 dude, he mean gun as clint
Rewatching this older, I realize that Eastwood had the most racist, savage lines ever.
Racist only cause you have been taught to think that. . . the entire script was controlled and set, made to set a certain "tone" Only intelligent people actually can see this but you know. . . who am I, but some old racist turd?
@@shanedog007 wtf are you babbling about LOL
@@N_o196 don't feed the troll spewing pseudo intellectual babble.
@@emanuelmartinez7267 ur prob right lmao
@@shanedog007 I mean Idk what you’re going on about ERB talks shit about white people, black people, asain people… no race is safe but the “go ahead make my iPod” was absolutely racist and hysterical but they’ve used the word cracker in multiple videos so I feel like they get a free pass they offend everyone equally and I love it
But no one in your family ever lived to see a sequel. *Step one,Apply cold water to the burnt area*
apply burned water to the cold area
actually, his daughter is alive, sooooooooooo
Yeah, thats what i wanted to write. His son is dead, but daughter still alive.
Still Rekt.
+SheepGaming Best line by Clint but Bruce won with every other line.
I love how Clint is making clever lines then just says “fuck you dude” halfway through
AND IT STILL SLAPS TOO 😭😭😭
0:35 - "You're in the gym too much (Ringo) perfecting kicks"
Subtle reference to Bruce Lee's famous quote: "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."
Subtle? Dude it's the most obvious reference
@@bait5257facts but you'll be surprised how many people aren't that knowledgeable
@@akkoismydaughter3573 I am in doubt about that , I probably missed every other reference in this video but not knowing this one doesn't make it subtle
"no one in your family ever survived to see a sequal"
K.O
Shannon is the only Lee child to carry Bruce and Brandon's Legacy, Brandon's death was due to a prop master with no weapon experience
SalsTech I mean yeah, But Shannon never starred in a movie. Therefore she couldn't have starred in a sequel
ever lives not survived
more like DRAMATIC FINISH
Lived*
"No one in your family ever lived to see a sequel" FATALITY
I dont really get it
Magic Pants ah thank you!
Triforce Of Max it's a joke about his son brandon Lee who died on set when they were making a movie I forget which movie tho
The crow
Yeah, that final bar killed it!
And a decade later, there has yet to be a sequel. Well played Clint.
Clint Eastwood vs that fucking chair
Everyone knows that fucking chair won.
I know right?
lol the chair will win
Lol
haters
" *No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel* "
Damn... Clint dropping some savage lines here...
the daughter still living
Well if you can't take advantage of dead relatives, what's the point?
But the worst like was when Freeza said that he destroyed their whole race.
I’m a savage killer
@@betcommando She wasn't in any movies, either.
_”the only reason Chuck Norris refuses to die is because he knows Bruce lee will be waiting for him.”_
Asbestos Fish it’s 2019 shut up
Thanos Gaming
_wut_
Asbestos Fish it’s 2019 and your making a chuck Norris joke.
Those died in 2012.
Thanos Gaming
People seem to find it funny.
@@asbestosfish_ because it was fuck that guy
jesus christ, bruce lee wasn’t even bad but eastwoods second verse is the most brutal in erb history
Yeah I'd definitely have to give that 1 to clint
Bruce Lee would probably destroy any other ERB opponent other than the other greats but he went against the most brutal lol.
@@googledoc2732 oppenheimer and mozart are the only others I would think who could body slam him like this lmao
True
The biggest ones were false. Bruce died of the Meprobamate mixed with the Aspirin. He took Aspirin regularly. The second was the last line. Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2.
clint rapped for 35 seconds, in those 35 seconds he dropped 7 haymakers, greatest erb rapper in my opinion
Even all of them couldn't beat Miss Carriage.
@@MountainMemelord I agree
The only battle can clint can win against Bruce Lee. A fictional one. Bruce would fuck the shit out of clint in a real fight lmao.
Am I the only one who thinks they both were absolutely savage
I agree too
I agree three
ikr
I agree four
+Angel Leanna Five
I only realized now, that the lip sync line is actually deliberately de-synced.
Holy shittt, that’s brilliant
It fits because besides Bruce Lee in a lot of dub films, In the westerns that Clint eastwood did, he was the only one usually speaking English and everybody else was dubbed.
You must be blind
Were you looking at when he said that line, I mean i was looking at his face.
Holy fuck.
I think this was one of the most one-sided rap battles. Every line from Clint was so savage, Bruce got absolutely destroyed xD
Bruce wasn't even bad either tho, that's what makes it worse🤣
Nah that batman battle was the most one-sided one
@@insomniacmd5787right Bruce came after his neck as well but Clint was just to savage😂😂
@@insomniacmd5787I mean he wasn't great either
Clint: "You're in the gym too much Ringo perfecting kicks, you should spent more time matching your voice up to your lips!"
Underrated punchline
It's not underrated it's 50% of the comment section.
The fact that clints lip sync didn't match up with the audio was a class addition to that bar 🔥
@@SubZero346 You got killed by an aspirin
Basically, this is Liu Kang vs. Erron Black.
mcree vs. Gengi
Yeah
TheMKPotato HELL YEAH
TheMKPotato that's what I was thinking
TheMKPotato are u racist
no one in your family ever lived to see a sequel. oohh...shit..
Dark Reaper nope
what do he mean by that
Ethan Brown both Bruce and his son Brandon died before the films that made famous. enter the dragon and the crow respectively.
Logan Blocker his son died before crow 2
brojly games really, damn, Savage Clint
I like how Bruce wasn't even bad. He was just too out of his league
Eastwood was proped up by lies. Bruce died of the Meprobamate mixed with the Aspirin. He took Aspirin regularly. The second was the last line. Bruce was in a sequel. Love and Love Part 2.
@@thomasjones4570get off the copium.
1. Even if he only died because of something mixed in, it's still aspirin, lol
2. Client literally said "nobody in your family," not Bruce himself, pay attention
3. Even without those two bars, client still wins.
@@fohb7291 1. if you want to be taken seriously, dont use internet slang thinking its an insult. 2. dont be so triggered you have to post twice. 3. I understand liking Clint Eastwood but so much you have his dick in your mouth is pathetic.
See, one post and done.
Bruce's lines were good, but Clint's were just nuclear
And this was before being woke was in fashion, so no savagely racist lines like these will fly today, but that helps the modern ERBs be more clever since they can't use low-hanging fruit like race anymore
@fohb7291 1. Yes. 2. Yeah, idk how bro misunderstood. 3. Not entirely sure about that.
The last line that Eastwood makes is fucking destroying
Um 😐 I did not mean to make that comment twice
It was such a low blow XD it's a very good line to finish with.
Alien Cutters ROASTED
Bruce got no chance, but damn that was rude
Last line was a bit too rude.
"You don't belong in a fight.
You belong in a sweatshop.
So go ahead.
*Spits*
Make iPod"
*The world is on fire*
Chrone Nojysk whats with the ipod tho? I dont get it
Zel- E it’s probably cuz most iPods are made in china
@@m00tes u dumb bro?
@@FlowersForYourGrave Are you serious? I politely asked a question, because i didnt understand that single part and you accuse me of being stupid? Nice.
You can refer to chinese production by any apple or even other's companies products.
Zel- E your too soft
Alright you all can say what ya want but Daaam That last line felt like a atomic bomb dropping right on me...
for real this one never gets old
I can fell the shots being fired
This and the Marilyn Vs Cleopatra have to be the most vicious ERBs of all time. I hope we get more like this
"You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.
So go ahead, and make my iPod".
ComiXProvider FTW_02 Those lines were gold
This line is one of the shittiest lines in ERB history its literrally just "haha asian stereotype:
@@cornguy1514 u mad
CornGuy im pretty sure it’s also supposed to be a joke on Dirty Harry’s “Go ahead; make my day, punk”
@@tylerinsko7730 I know, but Its still racist and a lame insult
Bruce Lee didn’t die from an aspirin.... he died from clint Eastwood’s ending line
Underappreciated comment
That seems like a time paradox.
The more I hear about Raymond Chow , the more I feel he was behind Lees death :(
Also why were there 3 insurance policies
just months before Lees death ?
Except that this line is false as Bruce Lee has a daughter, Shannon. :-)
Mailednaillegos true that true that
That last line by clint just sealed it, Clint destroyed him. I love bruce but come on that was brutal.
Chuck is losing a lot of his credibility as of late...
yeah...it's kinda sad..
XD
Dude. Clint blew up a chair with a revolver. He didn't have to say anything else after that...
if you understood lees references it's more of a tie
Clint Eastwood was cold AF! The was just plain brutal what he did to Bruce Lee. And the acting and look was PERFECT!
Even the devil is scared of Clint Eastwood at this point
and that's why Eastwood is alive,
and Lee isn't.
@@KenMasters. eastwood is 90 now though. the dude is super old and i don't think he's gonna be around for much longer
@@vorpalszn5505 Get ready to meet your doom by Magnum 44.
"You were cool in the eighties..." says the guy who didn't live to see them.
Savagery level is over 9,000.
Relax Dude my god
Show some respect to Bruce lee man he was a legend and still is
ain't that deep
HAHAHAHA
"No one in your family ever lived to see a sequel"
I mean... fuck
Luca Gonzalez My favorite line.
HUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAH ohhh man
Too soon.
OMG that is the verbal version of a kick in the nuts
What a savage. The funny part is it's true. He was killed by an aspirin and his son was accidentally shot on stage.
“I would mess up your face, but ya mama did it for me” gets me every time 😂
Am I the only one who comes to the comment section to watch people argue
+Nathaniel Saludares yes
+GFM24 XXX ..... Well then
+Nathaniel Saludares I somehow doubt popcorn will be necessary
+Nathaniel Saludares i´m here to look for stupid people and to viciously insult their stupidity
+Nathaniel Saludares No lol.
Clint: ''can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin.''
Me: *ejects coffee through nose*
This made me laugh way to hard
Explain?
@@oribeancianoacabadomuertaz6461 fax
@@oribeancianoacabadomuertaz6461 If you didn't know, Bruce Lee had actually never taken an aspirin before. The day he died, he took one for a really nasty headache and unfortunately turned out to be deathly allergic to aspirin. :(
@@Trifler500 oh
Has anyone else noticed that as the cowboys cross over to Bruce Lee’s side the turn into ninjas. Small details like this make ERB amazing.
This one still remains as my favorite out of all of ERB, I visit this video far more often than any other rap battle
"I beat the good and the bad You must be the ugly I would mess up your face but your mama did it for me"
Oh Damn..
BasicallyWesley your whole family never lives to see a sequel........
Comeback is real
Yes it is
that was like the worst line, try clint's last line.
I read that as he said it.
How do you loose to Goldberg 2 times in a row huh?
This is the equivalent to a kid saying playground insults vs Vietnam war veteran
Wait what? Most of Clint's lines where about Bruce's appearence or race, if that isn't playground Insults I don't know what is
te1 in my opinion, it was pretty even.
te1 I mean I’d think calling someone ugly and boring isn’t on the same level as just straight up racial lines
@@mybodyisreggie2759 Racist jokes are the bottom of the barrel in terms of flame. They are the most playground child-like nonsense out there. They're funny, don't get me wrong, but they're low effort. They're not creative. They're not impactful. They're the equivalent to calling someone a doo-doo head.
People sure love their racists
honestly, this rap is why Bruce Lee died. I mean that burn at the end required aspirin.
you're fucked up
Yeah they need to add dislike buttons for comments like these this kid is fuck asf
+Waylon Trindle up*
+Sir derpingtons but when people say that to you you'll probably cry about it
Sir derpingtons Wow you're lame 😂😂😂😂
My literal ONLY complaint is that this was WAY too short. I’d have loved to see longer verses from both because they were amazing
0:20 ok this isn’t important to the rap battle but I like how when the ninja gets kicked by Bruce he goes to Clint’s side and becomes a cowboy.
i've seen this video years ago and i've only just noticed the sweet background transitions
Also at 0:38 a Cowboy walks to the left and becomes a ninja behind the rice paper screen
Nathan drake vs Lara Croft interrupted by Indiana Jones interrupted by Tintin.
Varun Muttur Oh yeah. I would love to see that.
Varun Muttur
And a cap. Haddock cameo, ya' know
Lorenzo Giani Oh, hell yeah, man. Tintin with a Haddock cameo in the background. w00t!
Varun Muttur Baja that sounds just like Keyblade, parece que ya lo viste de keyblade
Peggy Miller
Yassss 🅱oi
"those little dances you do dont threaten me bruce, fuck you dude i even squint better than you" will go down as one of the best erb line's ever
Helder Tavares you were cool in the eighties maybe but now your just crazy😂😂
"I'd beat you in round two, but that would be unbelievable, no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel." Still better. xD
Impulse no that's just fucked up
*you had one job to do
FUCKS SAKE IMPULSEN!!
"no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" thats ruthless