Borat - S01E02 - US Etiquette

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Kyle-21-
    @Kyle-21- 8 лет назад +874

    Heather: "talk about pleasant thing"
    (Pause)
    Borat: "my wife is dead"

  • @1986Dams
    @1986Dams Год назад +264

    I love how Sacha always gets visibly drunk at these dinner parties and then just lives his best life on camera.

    • @pjmcquillan3424
      @pjmcquillan3424 Год назад

      SBC doesnt drink...

    • @1986Dams
      @1986Dams Год назад +11

      @@pjmcquillan3424 er yeah ok so when they served wine at the dinner party he wasn't actually downing his glass he was doing a magic trick 🤣

    • @easley421
      @easley421 Год назад

      ​@@1986Damspunctuation

  • @Chthonian121
    @Chthonian121 8 лет назад +796

    "Can I talk about my hobbies."
    "Of course!"
    "Do you like a porno?"

    • @mixwb
      @mixwb 8 лет назад +41

      Chthonian121 *puts hand on man's shoulder* "I like a... I like a shaved pussy!"

    • @Keyring7031
      @Keyring7031 Год назад +10

      Only time I’ve ever seen Sacha start to break character lol.

    • @apapz3245
      @apapz3245 Год назад

      Rape

    • @TroyBaylor-dc9op
      @TroyBaylor-dc9op 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @szneka12
    @szneka12 9 лет назад +1216

    YOU'RE IN TROUBLE GEORGE.

  • @Maxcaliberman
    @Maxcaliberman 14 лет назад +728

    How in the hell does he stay in character the whole time? I'd be crying laughing so damn hard!!

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 Год назад +2

      No zero hell exists

    • @eighmanauraview
      @eighmanauraview Год назад +15

      That's why it's even better. Dude is a fucking g

    • @SolarmaneTheProducer
      @SolarmaneTheProducer Год назад +5

      Nah but he might not find this even funny like we do its art tbh

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus Год назад

      @@eighmanauraview A fucking Ali G!

    • @RicoLee27
      @RicoLee27 Год назад +8

      He did laugh in some clips. He just played it off smartly

  • @ethaneveraldo
    @ethaneveraldo 8 лет назад +862

    He's a comedy genius

  • @greggd2027
    @greggd2027 Год назад +52

    4:00 - Borat: "Last night I havea sex". George's wife: "I beg your pardon?" George: "he had a steak". Nice cover 😅

  • @MrFefeleaga
    @MrFefeleaga 10 лет назад +546

    "There is a smell". Plain genius.

    • @Nazdahra
      @Nazdahra 6 лет назад +117

      "It smell like a shit"

    • @WeMuckAround
      @WeMuckAround 5 лет назад +21

      Parascheeva Furnal it’s so fantastically delivered. Amazing acting

    • @dagaybrucewayne
      @dagaybrucewayne 4 года назад +3

      @@Nazdahra it does!

    • @gorky1986
      @gorky1986 4 года назад +24

      We say a pat! A pat...bad smell from the hole...I can do a big pat!

    • @dagaybrucewayne
      @dagaybrucewayne 4 года назад +4

      @@gorky1986 YOU WANT??

  • @lemouq
    @lemouq 8 лет назад +170

    i can't handle all that humor , i almost lost my breath because of thr laughter

  • @SpannerzIsHappy
    @SpannerzIsHappy 7 лет назад +187

    "Talk about pleasant things".
    "My wife is dead"

    • @icyhotfire
      @icyhotfire 6 лет назад +5

      He was a better one, thats a good thing.

  • @xshark101
    @xshark101 10 лет назад +224

    "Will you teach me please...err...how to be...a manners?"

  • @aluminummoonlightasmr2429
    @aluminummoonlightasmr2429 5 лет назад +233

    6:23
    Notice how the lady tries to talk but everyone ignores her so she just puts her head down🤣

  • @Rhenjamin69
    @Rhenjamin69 9 лет назад +166

    "Don't make it obvious" there is a smell.... It a, it smell like a shit.
    "Borak, don't do it...." It is coming
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @massivechafe
    @massivechafe Год назад +43

    I honestly just think Sacha likes to live through these characters like they're a shield between him and the world. He does it brilliantly

  • @RafaSnaks
    @RafaSnaks 4 года назад +48

    Sacha must've farted for real, if they agreed about the smell.

  • @DiffrentStef
    @DiffrentStef 5 лет назад +89

    “You don’t makes it obvious”
    ..
    “There is a smell.. it’s a smell like a shit”
    Lmfao

  • @johnrahman7698
    @johnrahman7698 10 лет назад +227

    I saw this for the first time over 10 years ago....still cracks me up!!

  • @iiqspat2629
    @iiqspat2629 3 года назад +66

    “She is good... I know she is good” such an under rated writing and execution ! XD

  • @evilgenius747
    @evilgenius747 10 лет назад +264

    "...for vagin..."

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL 7 лет назад +3

      And lately the last years "bobs end vagene".

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 лет назад +1

      @@SOGNAMETAL Bob and vegene is from India.

  • @kijiji93
    @kijiji93 5 лет назад +328

    4:53 Sacha almost broke character he was so close to bursting out laughing lmao

    • @inanisneminem
      @inanisneminem 4 года назад +103

      Made it a lot funnier coz he looked like a maniac XD

    • @theEmerican555
      @theEmerican555 4 года назад +65

      Yeah lmao the fact that his voice cracked made it even funnier that he almost lost it 😂

    • @blakanal7222
      @blakanal7222 3 года назад +5

      Best scene! I like a shaved pussy 😂👌🏼

    • @likhochokri6849
      @likhochokri6849 3 года назад +3

      You got 69 likes NICE!

    • @blakanal7222
      @blakanal7222 3 года назад +3

      @@likhochokri6849
      I like 69, i like it!!😄

  • @jacoobowski
    @jacoobowski 5 лет назад +68

    ,,you are in trouble George" - I love how the lady handled the situation and first of all - real trust, understanding and compasion which is iluminating from that lady- amazing. I learn so much from you you crazy Borat ;)

    • @josemexicanmexican7602
      @josemexicanmexican7602 Год назад +3

      That couple is a relationship goal. I love them and wish them the best

    • @CalHarding01
      @CalHarding01 Год назад

      That couple-the lady in particular-were MVPs at the dinner.

  • @Sputnik1in1957
    @Sputnik1in1957 14 лет назад +67

    The Lady: "There is also wonderful flowers..."
    Borat interrupting: "I can do big putt!!! You want I try?"
    Priceless! hahaha

  • @millat_ibraheem
    @millat_ibraheem 8 лет назад +132

    lool at 6:19 he kept cutting off that woman and then she just gave up

    • @thedretti21
      @thedretti21 7 лет назад +2

      That made me fking cry manملة إبراهيم حنيفا

    • @Adam-ib5fi
      @Adam-ib5fi 6 лет назад

      ملة إبراهيم حنيفا I

    • @circa1993
      @circa1993 5 лет назад

      😭😂😂😂😂

  • @PabloCruise91
    @PabloCruise91 5 лет назад +94

    I love how he kisses the men on the cheek but not the women

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 Год назад

      Love?

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 Год назад +4

      @@matimus100 double standards poking fun at how women had to deal with it most of the time but not men, making them a bit uncomfortable at the same time.

    • @h4sty493
      @h4sty493 Год назад +8

      is how you do it in a Kazakhstan

    • @terencechia9986
      @terencechia9986 Год назад +1

      It cracks me up. Especially how the men are caught off guard and they end up standing there taking the kisses 😂😂

  • @ghostface8468
    @ghostface8468 8 лет назад +129

    But she was a niiice!

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 4 года назад +56

    You can tell the men secretly have a Borat-like side about them. They both easily and freely high-five at how sex with the Gambian was "a-very nice!" Then the wife "you're in trouble, George" XDDDDDDD

    • @Cloud007.
      @Cloud007. Год назад +3

      Most men do.

    • @chkpik
      @chkpik 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thats the genius of SBC. He trolls but in a way that reveals people.

    • @shadowpoet4398
      @shadowpoet4398 6 месяцев назад

      Agreed. SBC is an amazingly good actor. His improve is Shakespearian

  • @christianebel6122
    @christianebel6122 8 лет назад +41

    You're in trouble, George!

  • @ski4life19
    @ski4life19 13 лет назад +79

    His intonation when he says it smells like shit is too funny

  • @KnorpelDelux
    @KnorpelDelux 11 лет назад +51

    I love how everyone is talking with their mouths full as the evening gets worse and worse.

    • @evadose311
      @evadose311 Год назад +8

      Etiquette went flying out the door relatively quickly as soon as he entered the room and they just basically said screw it and threw their etiquette out the door as well...that is by FAR the most hilarious part of this video has me rolling everytime lolol

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 Год назад

      You love so easy

    • @INoobSaibot
      @INoobSaibot 10 месяцев назад

      @@evadose311who this peoples?

  • @LioDeSousaActor
    @LioDeSousaActor 13 лет назад +38

    " it a smell like a shit",

  • @Etop05
    @Etop05 7 лет назад +45

    She like to make money, High Five!!

  • @extraordinory
    @extraordinory 7 лет назад +43

    he said to woman "sir helen" lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 10 лет назад +98

    "It Smell LIke a Shit"

  • @AloeHahh
    @AloeHahh 2 года назад +28

    The high fives at 4:22 get me everytime especially the smile from the seoncd guy

  • @noseefood1943
    @noseefood1943 7 лет назад +24

    borat owns dvd player? only one in his village?

  • @Imalrightma
    @Imalrightma Год назад +8

    Borat will never not be funny. Truly gold

  • @cornecvandeventer6118
    @cornecvandeventer6118 3 года назад +31

    The old guy answered "no" suspiciously quickly to the porno question

  • @asdf7108
    @asdf7108 9 лет назад +105

    This guy is the light of the party! To bad they didnt apreciate any of it

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 3 года назад +2

      Very strange

  • @adammacdomhnail2014
    @adammacdomhnail2014 4 года назад +17

    Nothing would beat the first borat. It was fucking hilarious😂😂

    • @williamharnois254
      @williamharnois254 Год назад

      Yeah, it stinks he can’t do more of these forever.

  • @jjohnss5522
    @jjohnss5522 6 лет назад +10

    😂😂you are tiny !he will squash you when you do sex “.. love the way he cracks himself up when he says this at the end 😂😂😂

  • @IzayoiArwena
    @IzayoiArwena 4 года назад +6

    Make a smell, hahaha! I like when she says shes impressed by how cute he sits. Talk about pleasant things
    "My wife is dead" i love him

  • @draculanova6548
    @draculanova6548 7 лет назад +28

    4:27 George is like 'Hell yeah!'

  • @JeffSmith-eq3kc
    @JeffSmith-eq3kc Год назад +8

    The fact he can keep a straight face is the greatest thing ever

  • @hark14imb
    @hark14imb 2 года назад +49

    I literally have never laughed harder than when I first saw this part 4:54

  • @lutheran7674
    @lutheran7674 6 лет назад +12

    Helen- maybe she's boring because you haven't done it enough with her.
    borat- I do everything, in the kitchen I I do it in every way., haha

  • @sachab1651
    @sachab1651 3 месяца назад +3

    It's like I'm doing it with my Sister.....😂😂😂

  • @bubblegumbabeface6629
    @bubblegumbabeface6629 Год назад +22

    Sacha could have played an amazing Freddy Mercury

  • @kurziieee
    @kurziieee 7 лет назад +47

    The master troll.

  • @thedretti21
    @thedretti21 7 лет назад +22

    George was really in trouble

    • @RadislavPirgozliev
      @RadislavPirgozliev 8 месяцев назад

      My he kin really enjoys prostitutes, but ya know he never tips - he pinch pinches the penny. 😇

  • @richs23
    @richs23 Год назад +9

    "Your in trouble George" lololololol

  • @zacharymcdowall1856
    @zacharymcdowall1856 10 лет назад +42

    There is a smell, it smell like a shit hahaha!! Brilliant!

  • @kazzmoney9577
    @kazzmoney9577 9 лет назад +29

    LMFAO. Ah man i remember this funny shit

  • @paulo263
    @paulo263 13 лет назад +20

    Im in tears, this is just too funny!!

  • @TrueCrazyLion
    @TrueCrazyLion 9 месяцев назад +2

    “You want I can do? I have one!” LMFAO 🤣

  • @zachs652
    @zachs652 3 года назад +5

    1:44 “Like my wife, she is booring”

  • @gh4pwner
    @gh4pwner 14 лет назад +19

    lmao, i almost had a heart attack when he says my wife is dead out of no where XD

  • @specstar8724
    @specstar8724 7 месяцев назад +2

    No one had fun except Borat and George

  • @KentlandVFD33
    @KentlandVFD33 5 лет назад +31

    Press F to pay respects to George

  • @champwagner
    @champwagner 12 лет назад +18

    the old guys that gave him a hifive and then the porno question awesome.

  • @ghostface8468
    @ghostface8468 8 лет назад +54

    Your in trouble george

    • @Youre
      @Youre 8 лет назад +20

      You're*

  • @dusty7191
    @dusty7191 Год назад +5

    The awkwardness that comes with Borat kissing north american guys never gets old.

  • @sagm999
    @sagm999 16 лет назад +5

    Wow professor of etiquette. Then my dream of becoming a flying bear selling iPod insurances in Cambodja might also come true!

  • @mcdanky9461
    @mcdanky9461 4 месяца назад

    Borat: "she can stay with you?" Old man was def considering it😂 i love how Sacha can troll and bait em like a master 😂

  • @tommihail6564
    @tommihail6564 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you..you're welcome..
    Thank you you're welcome..
    The poor woman was about to walk out..lol

  • @KingTut14
    @KingTut14 11 лет назад +21

    Borat sounds like he smoked too much weed before the dinner.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 Год назад

      The Kazakhstanani reefer must be strong, sure helps you get through your depressingly boring day in a former Soviet Socialist Republic.

  • @cbhlde
    @cbhlde Год назад +1

    4:27 " You're in trouble George!" Poor George was just complimenting his mate! ;)

  • @IamDoge
    @IamDoge Год назад +4

    "He will crush you when doing sex!!!" LMAO

  • @AlexTSilver
    @AlexTSilver Год назад +1

    "You are in trouble George" lol that couple was great

  • @tommihail282
    @tommihail282 6 лет назад +4

    When he says 'Do you like porno'? Great dinner conversation!!!!

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 10 месяцев назад +2

    "In the field fighting?" 🤔😅

  • @lazimofo90
    @lazimofo90 13 лет назад +9

    The ghost of borat's wife disliked the video 5 times.

  • @whotube88
    @whotube88 7 лет назад +13

    "She's a boringggg"

  • @anibalnikov47
    @anibalnikov47 7 лет назад +7

    4:28 you're in trouble george!

  • @kalamarkos
    @kalamarkos 5 лет назад +8

    ‘Why is she a prostitute?’
    ‘She like to make money!’
    Makes sense 🤷‍♂️

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Год назад

    I wish Helen was around when I’ve sneezed to say God bless you as I’ve hardly ever had someone to say bless you upon me sneezing. Even a shinqwee lol would be nice lol

  • @Kyle-pn3yk
    @Kyle-pn3yk Год назад +3

    "YOU ARE A FAT!!" I lost it lmfao.

  • @JanBosman507
    @JanBosman507 Год назад +1

    All those people supposed to have manners, yet stey still all eat with only a fork😂😂

  • @ЫРІ
    @ЫРІ 5 лет назад +4

    2:40 I just love those inscriptions. "ishti shcha yeru fukshsft kumshchdgeshshch kshchitsudd - vshttuk"

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W 14 лет назад +7

    I thought the dinner table ppl were going along with Borat's humor without laughing uncontrollably!

  • @UnchangeableBird
    @UnchangeableBird 15 лет назад +10

    This is just ghoulish. Great stuff.

    • @mededits276
      @mededits276 2 года назад

      hello good sir are you still alive by any chance

    • @Russianboyz95
      @Russianboyz95 Год назад

      @@mededits276 what kind of a question is that?

    • @conkura
      @conkura Год назад +1

      @@mededits276 there’s a vid in his playlist that’s only 5 months old. Bros likely still kicking.

  • @Anthonyxander
    @Anthonyxander 12 лет назад +18

    Will you teach me please how to be...a manners?

  • @rajastylez
    @rajastylez 16 лет назад +6

    How does this woman, Helen, stand up with this guy and Borat just keeps pushing her limits with the sexual jokes too.

  • @SirLangsalot
    @SirLangsalot 4 года назад +2

    SBC is a straight up menace.

  • @mechimansilla
    @mechimansilla 4 года назад +3

    BEST COMEDIAN EVER

  • @alexbott4121
    @alexbott4121 6 лет назад +3

    Would you teach me please, how to be, a menace

  • @jeuneturc6233
    @jeuneturc6233 3 года назад +9

    He is genius.

  • @awonsara849
    @awonsara849 Год назад +2

    just imagine risking your life for comedy, i mean how come hes out alive!?

  • @fife8332
    @fife8332 10 лет назад +15

    If you watched the British show, there was a very similar sketch on British etiquette. The funny thing is, in this episode, he had to raise his rudeness to a whole new level in order to insult Americans!

    • @diorho8532
      @diorho8532 6 лет назад +7

      Fife I find Americans much more polite than the fake Brits.

    • @liamcraddock9539
      @liamcraddock9539 5 лет назад +6

      @@FILIPBG100 nah we can take a joke better than Americans

    • @SMELLTHECHEEZ
      @SMELLTHECHEEZ 3 года назад +1

      @@liamcraddock9539 don’t they ban memes in the UK?

    • @liamcraddock9539
      @liamcraddock9539 3 года назад

      @@SMELLTHECHEEZ I don't know many cases of that but I've heard of it. We certainly don't have as much freedom of speech as the US unfortunately

  • @rchrismeijer3183
    @rchrismeijer3183 5 месяцев назад

    Sacha knowledge of human behaviour is immense ,he can engage and in a split second can suprise them with a prostitute question.It shows how a fast thinker he was.I guess there were no cuts in the takes.

  • @ginevrajdeluca6589
    @ginevrajdeluca6589 Год назад +3

    Still funny - Wished he hadn't sold out!

  • @TheKaluNaama
    @TheKaluNaama Год назад +1

    These are better than in the movie.

  • @Nazdahra
    @Nazdahra 6 лет назад +1

    Borat: "last night i have a sex", woman; "I beg your pardon?", appeasing husband; "a steak.." lololol

  • @mattfromaz
    @mattfromaz 9 лет назад +9

    Thank you... Thank you.... Thank you?

  • @TheLyricsGuy
    @TheLyricsGuy 4 года назад +3

    This guy is on another level

  • @williamharnois254
    @williamharnois254 Год назад +1

    I love how he completely ignores the women and talks over them. Incredibly funny.

  • @mhughesbox
    @mhughesbox 2 года назад +12

    I love how the men all just eat quitely, and the women try to talk him down😂

  • @Johnmag1976
    @Johnmag1976 Год назад +2

    ❤❤❤HIGH FIVE ALWAYS GETS ME@❤❤❤❤

  • @AndrewTheTransformer
    @AndrewTheTransformer 15 лет назад

    ur in trouble geoge...LOL george's sleeping on the couch tonight hahahaa

  • @TheEgg185
    @TheEgg185 10 лет назад +23

    This is the most DISGUSTING racist, sexist, homophobic, filthy shit I've ever seen... and I LIKE IT !!!!!

  • @sevenfourtwo4105
    @sevenfourtwo4105 4 года назад +2

    This is both funny and uncomfortable to watch 😂