The Longer Men Are Married The Less They Know. Carlos Oscar - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 14 дек 2022
- The longer men are married the less they know, or at least that has been Carlos Oscar's experience in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Packed with hilarious stories about his daughters learning to speak Spanish, and how he prepared for the military this Dry Bar Comedy special from Carlos Oscar is sure to have any fan of the latino experience laughing from beginning to end.
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Wow! He's good. I burst out laughing on "chorizo in '99". More Carlos, more Carlos...!
His energy is off the charts! It's a good thing he sat down. He'd hurt himself. Funny as heck! I enjoyed the set.
I wish it was a little more linear cause he goes from topic to topic, but his energy is awsome
@@robinmoreno76 ngl I do the same. I guess that is my way of saying I relate to him haha.
He have a lot of materials so many topi love it.
😊😊😊😊😊
That bit about Rocky and cast in Spanish was super hilarious
Carlos's delivery is great!
I feel like he used to be a rapper but somehow got into the wrong crowd and wound up in comedy🤣
He would've ended up doing good in either career path. Great stuff Carlos!
That chorizo bit had me crying 🤣 alternate flour and corn🤣🤣💀
Everything is so true and I'm laughing so hard my cat woke up and looked at me like I'm nuts. Thanks. 😄😄😄😄😄
Absolutely unbelievably funny.
That was a breath of fresh air! So different!
"I now pronounce you Man and Wifi!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m less than 3 minutes in and I gotta stop and get my husband in here to watch this with me, the” sparks off a plastic fork” got me!
Now this guy is hilarious,i was laughing from start till the end.Would be nice to see more of Carlos!!
This guy reminded me of my VERY Mexican family parties growing up. He would be the cousin that’s just roasting everyone and telling the best stories.
Thats my cousin Luis, exactly the same as this guy lol, gotta love em
"So I taxed him.." that was excellent
Carlos, I love your stories and delivery! I cannot stop laughing!!! Definitely one of the best Dry Bar sets.
I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate. 🤣
I'm just starting it. You give me hope.
I laughed so hard my roommate moved out...
Life is good
@@warthogA10 well hopefully u can cover the bills tho lol. If so congrats having the spot to urself lol
After 40 years of marriage, she is still with me🤪😁❤
@@warthogA10 *LOL* 🤣
The 'Taxes' joke was worth my time, LOL.
Dude is hilarious! I had to sit straight up in bed to keep up with him and his rapid-fire zingers. But it's his life! Truth is funnier than fiction! Truly enjoyable.
You are a AWESOME comedian, why have I not heard of you before watching this Dry Bar episode? I will have to research you more on the internet. Thanks for making me laugh...you're a jewel!
We live in an amazing world with such talented people
Very funny guy! I really enjoyed his good, clean *(no vulgarity!)* humor.
" You know I'm a citizen, right?" So I taxed him and he was left with 12 cents!
Best comeback from him
What exactly does that citizen line mean? I've never heard it before.
@@garrettevans9193 The kid wanted more $.
@@garrettevans9193 it's a legal joke like Mexicans not being legal get 3$ and legal get 12¢
Thanks I didn't hear this part
This is amazingly funny 🤣
This was actually the FUNNIEST shi$ I've watched since FLUFFY. Loved LOVED EVERY second. Very original and refreshing!! Thanks!!!!!!
"I pronounce you husband and wifi." 🤣🤣🤣 Best line ever!!
So glad I didn't go there. I have too many friends who now have money troubles because they have to keep the games over anything else. Don't waste your life! 😔
I still have Pong and Atari 2600. Yar's Revenge is my favorite. 🤪
A close friend of mine has a 19 year old grandson who's mother and step-father put out. He's been staying with my friend for over a year now. He's lazy -- and lost! -- from playing those games all day! He has no girlfriend, no job, and he barely graduated from high school so he lacks many skills educationally and otherwise. But he could care less! Shameful!
When these young peoples "keepers" and financial "supporters" are no longer there for them, the homeless rate will skyrocket like nothing you have ever seen.
@@dollyscott-payne7488 maybe his parents did a s*** job raising him. Hmm?
@@dalehood1846 Dale Hood, I couldn't have said it any better myself!
*You can't live -- much less slouch and leech off of someone -- anywhere for free!*
(EDITED TO CORRECT: "leech off if" to "leech off of.")
Man and Wi-Fi lmao 🤣🤣🤣
🔥🔥🔥 where has he been?The next SUPERSTAR.Had tears in my eyes.
I now pronounce you man and WiFi! I love it!
I can relate totally to his story. I had similar rearing and being Boricua. Men your skit was great, wish you succes! Yea.
Bro you killed it! Thanks for your service and the laughs.
Hahaha this guys is HILARIOUS!!!
So funny so far! I am guilty of are you wearing that? Great job!
Awesome! A really funny guy who doesn't swear!
Saw this on Facebook. Love this special. Would love to see more from Carlos
This/he is now officially at the very top of my list of faves!
The energy, the fact that the jokes are truly funny, AND, he didn't miss a beat , the entire time! ( I find it off-putting when comics seem like they momentarily forgot what they were going to say - or worse still .. laugh at their own jokes! )
This guy is HILARIOUS. I laughed so freaking hard 😂🤣.
"I get lost on purpose for the respect." ...I literally LOL-ed!!! 🤣🤣🤣 This guy was GREAT! One of the funniest Dry Bar comedians I've seen!
40 years together this Christmas…a coffee press and Wellies for mucking the barn…my wife loved them!
This guy is hilarious.
Carlos we need more. You're hilarious.
He's young...TV used to go off at 12. News then Star Spangled Banner....then snow.On all 3 channels.
Imagine if he walked around and used body language.your talent is on point. Great set. Respect brother. Hope you have fun with your future 😜
He went from Funny to Hilarious! Great Set!
Pure genius! I'm gonna start taxing my kids too. Orale bro te aventaste. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was extremely hilarious, thanks for the laughs buddy!
Great comedic talent, love the zany energy and original stories.
This guy is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He talks so fast my southern brain could hardly keep up! He had me laughing out loud the whole time, extremely talented.
Great job, not many comedians make me laugh! Loved you!
This guy was great!!! Thank you, Carlos for the constant laughs the entire set!
Great session!😂😂😂😂
I could watch this over and over, so hilarious!
I died of death at the Rocky in Spanish 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 17:25
Chicken falling down the stairs..hilarious.
When i seen ur name.... Then you start ypuir special with the bit about two first names >< i laughed so hard i woke up my cat in the living room through a sound proof room.. >< LOL Exaggeration but yea, thats about how hard i laughed!. Then the rest of your stuff got better, Good set Carlos!
Hysterical!!! He makes me feel normal! I said it!!!
😅. Well I also thought the same . Hi Cynthia I am John , I am new here on RUclips just looking to make new friends . If you don’t mind I will like to have your email so I can chat you up on google chat . Thank you
Great show. He’s funny 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Imagine being deployed during Desert Storm with Carlos..... :)
That driving perfectly without a woman in the car thing is so true. Learned it when I was practicing with my mom.
That audience wasn't ready for him! So many of his best lines seemed to go over their heads. This guy is now one of my Favorites! I want him in my family! 😅
Finally a stand up comedian that USES THE STOOL ON STAGE!!!
We were just on the Royal Princess Cruise Ship and saw this routine.
VERY FUNNY and worth every penny! !! !!!
First time seeing Carlos. I laughed 😅 nonstop the entire time LOL 😆
Thanks!
This was so FUNNNNNYYY 💯💯💯💯💯🤤
YOU'RE AMAZING CARLOS. Thanks love you during this difficult time in my life. 🖖🏼🤟🏼
ONE of the best, I couldn't stop laughing, so relatable. Awesome energy, AND quick. Def Worth the watch
Carlos was great from start to finish!!!
Very good! Thank you.
One of the few comedians that makes me Laugh Out Loud!
I have a son just like that, he'll never get married. Hahahaha!
Well done man. Appreciate it.
This guy is funny!!! 😂
Carlos is one of my favorite comedians his stage presence is always on point
Very good set and a real funny dude. Haven’t heard of him before, but I’m glad I watched.
love this guy sm omg so glad i found him
"like a chorizo ninja" 🤣
Yes! Great comedy!
LOL! Talking at 100 miles an hour 🤣
This was a fast paced funny set, gj.
😲😀😅
So funny, i had to share on my FB page.
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Casi ne meo de la risa. Muchas gracias por compartir su buen hogar Señor Carlos Oscar.
Thank you for your service
Excellent work
BRING. HIM. BACK!
He made me laugh through my pain.
Thank you and HAPPY NEW YEAR
Hilarious set!👍👏😂🔥😆🇧🇧🇧🇧
I've been binging stand up lately...this is by far best so far ahahhaha
Brilliant!!❤❤❤
Hilarious. I didn't expect to laugh so hard. A brilliant performance.
Let me tell you something, Ladies! Ladies, let me tell you something...😂
I felt the energy from the phone. I can imagine that amplified in person.
Man! This guy is funny as heck. I laughed from start to finish.
Awesome Set
Hold on tight! This guy flies!!
Really funny 🤣
Amazing set. Loved every minute.
This guy is brilliant!
My friend from Singapore taught me how to swear in Mandarin and Cantonese.
This guy is hysterical!!!!!
HILARIOUS!!! THANKS!!🤣😂🤣😂
OMG, you are hilarious! I laughed so hard, almost burst into tears!
Freaking Brilliant!!
Thank u i really feel better after i watched this
You are HILARIOUS ! Just saw you twice on an Alaskan Royal Princess cruise !, I haven’t laughed so hard in years!