Bad Movie Review: Treasure of the Four Crowns

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Share The Ultimate Modern Adventure In Wonder-Vision 3-D. We review Canon Indiana Jones clone Treasure if the Four Crowns (1983)
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    Summary: The film follows J.T. Striker, a Soldier of Fortune (Tony Anthony), who has been hired to assemble a group of professional thieves to retrieve the gems which are hidden inside two of the remaining four Mystical Crowns. Striker braves a mysterious magical cave in which skeletons and spears appear and jump out at him. He discovers a scroll in one of the crowns in the cave, which tells him that the fourth crown had disappeared long ago. He denies that the gems are magical or even valuable. He succumbs to the belief eventually and sets off to find the last two crowns, which are being held inside a heavily guarded compound, that is the home of a cult led by the evil Brother Jonas.
    A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters.
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    Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes
    Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer
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Комментарии • 218

  • @DamnedSilly
    @DamnedSilly 4 года назад +13

    "The 3d was amazing! I felt like I could reach out and touch the string."

  • @thomasoates3003
    @thomasoates3003 4 года назад +57

    The film may be bad, but the score by Morricone is marvellous. May he Rest in Peace.

    • @gregghill2059
      @gregghill2059 4 года назад +1

      Was as surprised to see his credit as I was to see John Barry's in "Star Crash".

    • @danddoty3981
      @danddoty3981 4 года назад +1

      Not after this piece slug came out; most likely spinning in his grave at warp speed.

    • @thomasoates3003
      @thomasoates3003 4 года назад

      @@gregghill2059 Same.

    • @thomasoates3003
      @thomasoates3003 4 года назад

      @@danddoty3981 As Robin observed, it's probably not the film he'd want to be remembered by.

    • @garfieldsmith332
      @garfieldsmith332 4 года назад

      Yes. I had to order the soundtrack LP from Europe since there was no North American release. Worth the expense for a Morricone score.

  • @joeniedbala
    @joeniedbala 4 года назад +53

    Having worked on a Cannon film back in '85, I will say this about the company: Golan and Globus were men with a determined mission. They brought a slew of Israeli filmmakers over to the US and gave them jobs on their films. Celebrated directors in their home country would wind up working as "prop masters" and so forth. The crew would do much of the real work, however, with these designations being mostly titular. Many went on to continue to work in the industry here in the US as producers and other more prestigious, or at least better-paying, roles.
    They never overlooked a chance to promote an idea pitch, no matter how insane. Variety magazine in the 80s had ads which heralded dozens of unmade ideas, often around familiar fairy-tale concepts with once-A-list actors. They must have gotten bulk ad rates! And they leveraged any opportunity they could find (I suspect that the film I worked on was either the result of, or enabled their distribution of, the Academy Award-winning film The Assault).
    Smart businessmen overall, but with a very low threshold for quality.

    • @anthonymunn8633
      @anthonymunn8633 3 года назад +2

      I still remember the Variety ad announcing "Charles Bronson is...THE GOLEM"!

    • @angusorvid8840
      @angusorvid8840 3 года назад +3

      Besides The Assault they also distributed Runaway Train which got some critical praise. But as for full Cannon productions they were hacks. One of the highest budget films they ever made was Cobra which was distributed by Warner Bros. For the most part their films were on the level of Missing in Action and Invasion USA and those silly Ninja movies. They were hacks and they had a system down where they knew how to keep production costs low to maximize profits. They knew the audience for their films. So lowbrow were their films that audiences would chiclel when they saw A Cannon Film or A Golan Globus Production roll across the screen. I know I did. But I still kept going to their films. It was all good fun. I'll tell you this, Delta Force was almost cathartic. I saw it in Westwood at the Mann Festival. When Chuck beat the crap out of the head terrorists a the end the audience almost stood up and cheered. We loved it.

    • @TheMollyPitchers
      @TheMollyPitchers 3 года назад

      @@angusorvid8840 Yes, we DID love Delta Force...

    • @trevorbrown6654
      @trevorbrown6654 Год назад

      I've always found Cannon to be a particularly interesting company. I used to work in a video shop in the early-mid 1990s and noticed nearly all their movies went straight to video, although maybe in the US they had some theatrical releases. I know in the UK they had a chain of cinemas but they rarely showed Cannon produced films unless it was a prestige film like 'Appointment with Death' . an 'expensive' production like Superman IV or a film that they had only bought the distribution rights for like 'Highlander'. They also supposedly had a reputation for not paying bills by doing things absconding from hotels in the middle of the night and getting actors to perform their own stunts to avoid hiring a stuntperson or a double. Did you experience any of that ?

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад

      My condolences, lol.
      - JK, I have a love for Cannon; I recognize that it's perverse, but _I just can't stop!_
      *Barfly* ('87) is a really GOOD Cannon flick! ruclips.net/video/nYF3q1KCZnM/видео.html

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet Год назад +3

    „…and incinerated the Cultists…“
    As someone who played through _Blood_ several times, I approve of this.

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 4 года назад +32

    So strange how childhood memories get distorted. I remembered this as being one of those super-cool maze-of-traps films like Cube. I thought it was awesome. Seeing this, I recognize nothing of what I'd built it up to be in my 'memory'.

    • @KeithDec25
      @KeithDec25 3 года назад +2

      Good point. Some things you remember get clouded over. Cannot stand up to the test of time.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 года назад +1

      @@zerpblerd5966 Incorrect.

    • @johncoker13
      @johncoker13 3 года назад +4

      I seen this movie in the theater when I was 9 years old and the 3D was Awesome! I love this movie ... I can't say enough good stuff 😎

    • @sulufest
      @sulufest 9 месяцев назад

      Omg, same here. Finally found this movie after all these years! Lolz

  • @Barot8
    @Barot8 4 года назад +18

    Fun fact, back in the day of early laser disc releases, the laser disc of this was often used by high end stereo stores because apparently the audio channel mix was fantastic for surrounding speaker set ups. We had about 4 different high end electronic stores and every single one would put the laser disc on, cue up a particular scene (the bat scene I think or one of the fight scenes) and play it for customers. I have to admit it sounded really good. It's not a good movie. I also thought the hero often looks like Burt Young from Rocky.

    • @only257
      @only257 4 года назад

      Barot8 😎

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 3 года назад +1

      My dad used to do that with the Podrace with his home theater setup.

    • @Barot8
      @Barot8 3 года назад +1

      @@christopherwall2121 Nice!

    • @Schush
      @Schush 2 года назад

      Laerdisc or CED format?

  • @captainqwertjr
    @captainqwertjr 4 года назад +12

    Thank you! I saw part of this, once, eons ago on cable in the 80s when I was but a youngling.
    Occasionly over the years my subconscious would spit a piece of it out and I would often wonder where this particular hallucination came from.
    Now I have a name for it and the healing can now begin.

  • @Esteban_LeGrafx
    @Esteban_LeGrafx 3 года назад +7

    I have been trying to find the title of this film for decades. I saw it as a kid on TV, but every time I attempted to describe it, it devolved into “Surely you are confusing three different movies.” THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

  • @markdavidwelsh3340
    @markdavidwelsh3340 4 года назад +34

    The last ten minutes are pretty hilarious...unfortunately, there's a whole movie before that which isn't.

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 4 года назад

      Will four minutes and thirty-two seconds do? ruclips.net/video/PyOovqowURs/видео.html

  • @joeniedbala
    @joeniedbala 4 года назад +6

    I love that the Wikipedia entry for this lists its reception as simply " The film was a box office disappointment."

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 4 года назад +3

      I imagine the people in the theaters were pretty disappointed too...what few of them there were.

  • @chrismize2738
    @chrismize2738 4 года назад +6

    Saw this one at the theatre in all its 3D glory😎

  • @AC-gb7do
    @AC-gb7do 4 года назад +11

    This is probably a “never gonna happen” sort of comment, but I’d love to see a deep dive video into El Santo. He starred or co-starred in at least 52 movies between 1958 and 1982! The guy’s a legend in Mexico.

  • @gilbertramirez6626
    @gilbertramirez6626 4 года назад +8

    Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Stewardesses. John Candy

  • @mephosto
    @mephosto 4 года назад +17

    80s movies and 80s cartoons really were not that far apart.

  • @DonaldRilea
    @DonaldRilea 4 года назад +4

    Tony Anthony, as European Western fans know, played the lead character in "The Stranger" series of Italian Westerns in the late '60's and early '70's, and was one of the main characters in 1971's "Blindman", which starred Ringo Starr and was a Western about a blind gun-fighter.

    • @davidhanson4909
      @davidhanson4909 4 года назад +1

      Was he a better actor in his native language?

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes, that non-acting career from Ringo Starr that we were all promised but never happened.
      Art Garfunkel enters the chat.

    • @DonaldRilea
      @DonaldRilea 4 года назад +2

      @@davidhanson4909 Anthony's American, so he was speaking in his native tongue, and no.

  • @scottnapier943
    @scottnapier943 4 года назад +6

    I highly recommend 'Electric Boogaloo - The Wild Untold Story Of Cannon Films'

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 4 года назад +1

      I saw both of those breakdance movies in the movie theater. They were good as I remember!

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 года назад +2

      What are Turbo and Ozone doing now, probably still saving neighborhood community centers!

  • @peterkelley7160
    @peterkelley7160 4 года назад +4

    I'm guessing Stryker only accepted the assignment after he failed to win the Mickey Gilley lookalike contest .

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад

      ...THATS who I was thinking of!

    • @murdocktrashbag1609
      @murdocktrashbag1609 4 года назад

      I was about to Make a Mickey Gilley comment; I'm glad someone realized this too and beat me too it =) It's almost like Charles Bronson VS Robert Bronzi , Look'em up , LOL !!

  • @moldvox
    @moldvox 4 года назад +4

    I remember seeing this when I was small. Did not know what it was called. Thank you for this review.

  • @KarlBunker
    @KarlBunker 4 года назад +1

    I don't have a great internet connection, so this video came to me in 480p. And I could _still_ see the strings in the "floating" effects.

  • @tikidino
    @tikidino 4 года назад +6

    I remember watching this on cable back in the day and God forgive me I think I liked it

  • @palgameruk8996
    @palgameruk8996 4 года назад +3

    The bird at the start looks like the giant claw!!!

  • @the_narthex
    @the_narthex 3 года назад +4

    When this came out, I was 6 (years old, not feet tall) and yet I still remember how I reached out for the opening credits because they were right in front of my face. It was was my first 3-D experience and, to this day, I still enjoy the gimmick. I'm disappointed when a 3-D movie is merely presenting "depth." Screw that! I want things coming off the screen at me. CONSTANTLY!

    • @Pyrolonn
      @Pyrolonn Год назад

      YES! I wonder why that is? It came out when I was in 8th grade, though I had no access to a theater so I've never seen it, I had never seen a 3-d movie and really wanted to check it out (for that reason alone). I was thinking of getting the 3-d blu ray for the gimmick alone (my friend told me back in the day it was terrible, so I didn't miss much)

  • @RX552VBK
    @RX552VBK 3 года назад +6

    I actually saw this in the movies when I was kid! I remember everyone laughing their asses off!

  • @georgejohnson1064
    @georgejohnson1064 4 года назад +5

    OMG.
    I remember seeing this film back in 83. it was my friend's 13th birthday party and we saw this in a double feature with lone Wolf McQuade (best Chuck Norris film ever.)
    I remember the 3D being kind of interesting. Watching the film today I could see where it would be pretty cheesy but back when I was 13 I thought it was pretty cool..

  • @BrassSkull
    @BrassSkull 4 года назад +4

    Oh my god, the tambourine is coming right for us.
    You've got to love cannon, but using Morricone is like putting wings on a reliant robin.

  • @thrashpondopons2776
    @thrashpondopons2776 4 года назад +1

    As an 80's kid... I took full advantage of the decade's 3D Renaissance! One thing that ALWAYS bothered me about them was the needlessly excessive scenes of things popping from the screen to get full use of the gimmick! 'Friday The 13th V3' had a guy with a Yo-Yo for Pete's Sake!

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 4 года назад +2

    @1:40 The "key" looks more like a spoon that's had its handle shortened!

  • @murdocktrashbag1609
    @murdocktrashbag1609 4 года назад +2

    This film has been in my Top 3 BEST Bad Movies of All Time List.... I NEVER laughed So hard as a kid, having skipped school that day, watching it on HBO in the 80's. It was "Totally Awesome" !!! EDIT: No It IS My Favorite Of All Time # 1 . If you've never seen it, you really should before you die.

  • @shinx115
    @shinx115 4 года назад +2

    This movie is amazing! J.T. Striker is cinema's second greatest hero!

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 4 года назад +3

    Cannon was the ultimate provider of 80's schlock. You could easily dedicate an entire video series to their movies (my personal top 3: 1) Invasion USA 2) Cobra 3) Masters of The Universe).

  • @SimmeringPotpourri
    @SimmeringPotpourri 3 года назад +2

    I saw this in the theaters as a kid and I remember commenting to my friend how bad everything was, including the 3D. I also think there were only 3 crowns featured in the four crown movie.

  • @archnof0
    @archnof0 4 года назад +4

    Just seconds in--- that's us 🤣🤣🤣 but wow, Morricone. Other than that, there are no words

  • @RODANRODAN2000
    @RODANRODAN2000 4 года назад +1

    Every now and then back in the 80's Cannon managed to produce good or interesting films, (Maria's Lovers, Runaway Train, The Company of Wolves, Love Streams, Powaqqatsi, Barfly, Lifeforce), usually when Golan met an interesting director and signed them up for a film or two, but so much of their work was truly hilarious. Back in the 80's Cannon used to take out about 40 pages of ads for upcoming films, of which usually a fourth were ever made. Not surprising to see Morricone here, so many bad films were graced with scores they did not deserve.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 4 года назад

      Powaquqtsi was amazing and Schrader's Barfly hit a homerun for the fantastic acting lessons we got from Mickey Rourke (pre TDS) and Faye Dunaway.

  • @charlesmars3752
    @charlesmars3752 4 года назад +2

    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I saw this film when I was a kid and could not remember the title. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

  • @wasteoftime5848
    @wasteoftime5848 3 года назад +2

    holy crap I remember the magic key. I must have seen this movie as a kid but only remember weirdess, confusion and a magic key.

  • @comicsdude3166
    @comicsdude3166 4 года назад +3

    Another gem.

  • @midwestmonster9886
    @midwestmonster9886 Год назад

    "I need a clown, it's my kid's birthday."
    Okay, that had me rolling.

  • @fridaythe13thpartx
    @fridaythe13thpartx 2 года назад +2

    Being a child of the 80s I admit I actually enjoy this piece of nostalgic cheese despite the fact the filmmaker never checked the gate!❤
    I guess you just had to be there to appreciate it!

  • @LordShockadelic
    @LordShockadelic 4 года назад +1

    The official followup to Comin' At Ya! Fairly excruciating and padded, but with a really fun Topkapi like break in in the last reels. Makes a fun double bill with Armour Of God.

  • @danddoty3981
    @danddoty3981 4 года назад +2

    RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3. 1 was a classic, a true piece of film art, 2 had a lot more comedy, but it was still a good movie. 3 went super serious and it suck ass to the tenth power.

  • @akniznik
    @akniznik Месяц назад

    Saw this in the theatre as an 11 year old for a friend's birthday party. I never forgot it. Part of the early 80s 3D renaissance. Jaws 3D, Amityville Horror 3D, Friday the 13th 3D, and who can forget Molly Ringwald in Space Hunter 3D (saw that in the theatre as well).

  • @LandELiberation
    @LandELiberation Год назад

    Love the hidden key that appears to have been lost originally from someone's back door

  • @diegoferreiro9478
    @diegoferreiro9478 9 месяцев назад

    Not only Morricone, this film features Francisco Rabal (the heart attack guy) one of Spanish most respected actors.
    Also the acrobat girl is Ana Obregón, a very famous Spanish socialité who had a brief acting career in the 80's (which peaked when she appeared in one A-Team episode as the vilain's girlfriend).

  • @garfieldsmith332
    @garfieldsmith332 4 года назад +1

    I saw this when it first came out. All I can remember is the scene where the medallion or whatever it was is floating in mid air. You could see the 4 pieces of wire holding it up in mid air. Tonu Anthony should have stayed with Spaghetti Westerns.

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 4 года назад +5

    And i thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was incompetent

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад

      I liked the film in an sometimes-I'm-drunk kinda way, but even thats a bit optimistic.

  • @rubberneckinc.8937
    @rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад

    Some factoids perhaps;
    This is Tony Anthony's last screen appearance. He's more famous for his spaghetti westerns that have achieved cult status. His most famous character being "The Stranger". He also wrote this masterpiece.
    Ennio Morricone is/was a wonderful film composer with too many titles to mention here. Thanks for mentioning him Jamie.

  • @trevorbrown6654
    @trevorbrown6654 Год назад +1

    Actually, this was not a Cannon Films production. It was a cheapo Italian made 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' knock-off that Cannon bought the distribution rights to. In fact 'Raiders' inspired a whole load of films attempting to copy its formula, some quite decent and some lamentable. Cannon had a go at producing a handful themselves (King Solomon's mines in 1985 is tongue in cheek fun but its 1986 sequel 'Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold' is shockingly bad whilst the Chuck Norris/Lou Gossett Jr film 'Firewalker' is just plain tedious).
    However I remember as a child going to the cinema to see a movie (I think it may have been Octopussy) and seeing a trailer for this film. A deep booming voice saying it was "...in 3D Wondervision" made it sound so exciting. I never did watch it on its release but I persuaded my dad to rent it from the video shop when it turned up there about a year later and being staggered just how bad it was. Ok, the videotape (Betamax) was a 2D print of the film but poor photography, a terrible script, cheap looking sets and effects and some bad dubbing into English were really obvious. I saw it was on TV on a Freeview channel last year and it has also aged horribly. I stopped watching after about 15 minutes.

  • @keithtaylor3940
    @keithtaylor3940 4 года назад +1

    You should really have a modern day videodrome slot on bbc2...although the badly shot and dialogued movies would still be better than the crap on TV these days.

  • @marktroddyn3351
    @marktroddyn3351 4 года назад +1

    Lol. I remember seeing this at the movies...and promptly forgot about it.... until now.

    • @only257
      @only257 4 года назад

      Mark Troddyn ruclips.net/video/PjYaqEFr1q4/видео.html 🤣

  • @fredblonder7850
    @fredblonder7850 Год назад +1

    Terry Gilliam meets Hieronymus Bosch

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 4 года назад +5

    Wow. Never heard of this one before, and it may be the shoddiest Cannon film I've ever seen anything of! Makes you wonder why they didn't hire Roger Corman; the overall quality of their output might've improved, and their costs would certainly have been lower.

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 4 года назад

      Corman had already founded New World Pictures by this point, and he may have Concorde as well. Why would he work for Golan-Globus?

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 4 года назад +2

      @@VonWenk Money?

    • @reesetorwad8346
      @reesetorwad8346 2 года назад

      @@andrewgwilliam4831 Do you mean, LESS money? Doesn't even make sense.

  • @Jim0i0
    @Jim0i0 4 года назад +2

    Prometheus

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад +2

    _STILL_ waiting on a Real 3D blu-Ray release. Same thing with FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN
    6:26 ah... it’s good to see he has his BIM mark.

    • @erinbaldwin7071
      @erinbaldwin7071 4 года назад +1

      Hey hey hey
      BIM's on the way!!!!
      Thanks for getting that stuck in my head 🤣

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад

      Erin Baldwin You’re Welcome!
      🎶 I am _coming,_
      Come and get you! 🎶
      (remember _that_ wonderful song?)
      But hey... that will also mean thinking about Catherine Mary Stewart! 😉😁

  • @steealconwyrick1999
    @steealconwyrick1999 4 года назад +1

    0:44 - Sir Alfred Hitchcock would like to have a word with you...
    I would say it's hard to believe Ennio Morricone scored this film, but even the greatest of composers need small side jobs like this (remember that _Robot Monster_ was scored by Elmer Bernstein), and not once did he ever fail to knock it out of the park. Rest in peace, Il Maestro.

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 4 года назад

      I think Bernstein had been blacklisted when he scored Robot Monster.

  • @markbranham6365
    @markbranham6365 5 месяцев назад

    Jeez. Way back when I was a kid going to our local mom and pop video store in the 80s, the poster for this film was always up. And I legitimately thought it was a poster for a new NES game. 😁

  • @Wpit2
    @Wpit2 4 года назад +1

    These videos are always entertaining, great find!

  • @andrewparsons2391
    @andrewparsons2391 4 года назад +1

    Are the 1985 Allan Quatermain movies disqualified from review due to being 'Tongue in Cheek' as you put it? They aren't great, but ARE campy fun, and their vibe reminds me of action-comedy Romancing the Stone just as much as the Indiana Jones films.

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil 4 года назад +2

    Saw it in the theater

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery 4 года назад

    At 7:19, that's when the drugs kicked in!

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 10 месяцев назад

    Listened to Morricones Score on its own a while back and, the triumphant, noble Main Theme aside, it’s mostly so tense and suspenseful that one might be mistaken that it was written for a psychological Thriller or something. And in the Movie, it does a LOT of the heavy lifting. And it’s indeed very good. Not one of the Maestros best but still, better than this flick deserved.

  • @lurkerrekrul
    @lurkerrekrul 2 года назад +1

    The part I remember most is how he spends the whole beginning of the film avoiding all sorts of traps to get to the treasure room, but then when things go to hell, he just jumps out a window. Why didn't he just go in that way and bypass all the traps? Not a very good adventurer if he takes the long, dangerous way rather than just going directly in.
    Well, that and the cute girl. :)

  • @user-mc3dn9xv7g
    @user-mc3dn9xv7g 3 месяца назад

    1:17 what a hell this a pteranodon , and this is more interesting than all entire movie !!!!

  • @moviemeows4466
    @moviemeows4466 4 года назад +3

    So, the feather set off the alarm and? No one responds? What is the point of the alarm? 🤣

  • @richmcgee434
    @richmcgee434 4 года назад +2

    6:25 You know, I don't think I've ever seen an audience looking as unhappy as the ones at that cultist ceremony when they start up with the tambourines.
    Then again, I didn't see this film in the theater, and it seems likely that audience might have been even more displeased when the film opens with a mustelid-related 3D deathtrap.
    EDIT: On further research, I think I have to agree with the title of this video: ruclips.net/video/PyOovqowURs/видео.html

  • @geraldmartin7703
    @geraldmartin7703 Год назад

    Cannon made one insanely memorable movie: Lifeforce (1985), with terrific soundtrack music by Henry Mancini. He even said it was his favorite of his movie scores.
    Oh, I saw Treasure of the Four Crowns in 3D at the theater. Even the strings were in 3D. Tony Anthony's first two westerns were much better.

    • @trevorbrown6654
      @trevorbrown6654 Год назад

      I saw Lifeforce on VHS about five years after it was released. From what I recall it had quite an impressive cast, visual effects and production values but a totally bonkers storyline even by Tone Hooper standards. I remember thinking that with a better script it could have been a much better film.

  • @solitaire8585
    @solitaire8585 Год назад

    My God, a double feature of this and Samurai Cop could either save civilization or end it…

  • @k.t.katzmann8793
    @k.t.katzmann8793 4 года назад +1

    I desperately want to see this in 3D! I remember having the VHS, and giving up when I saw what the pterosaur on the cover actually looked like.

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 4 года назад

      Here you go: ruclips.net/video/sPUMVhcrtwg/видео.html

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 4 месяца назад

      It was released on Blu-ray 3D 2 years ago and it looks great… if you can find something to watch it on.

  • @NicholasKaufmann
    @NicholasKaufmann 4 года назад

    I actually remember when this one came out! It was during the brief 3D craze of the early 1980s. I wanted so desperately to see it at the time, but now I'm kind of glad I didn't!

  • @Kikefriki
    @Kikefriki 4 года назад +1

    Also, this movie is SPANISH! It makes me proud of my cultural heritage...

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 2 года назад

    "He leaves it behind. Despite world peace. Despite the fact it makes all this a total waste of time. Despite the terrible consequences."
    yeah, i have the same complaint about "Escape From New York". Snake acts like the President deserves it for under-reacting to the fact that people died to save him, and yet by switching the tapes, Snake is making it so those very deaths were now all for nothing.

  • @garydarnell3117
    @garydarnell3117 4 года назад +2

    He looks like Del Boy

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 4 года назад +1

    Ennio Morricone did the music?!! Ennio Morricone worked for CANNON?!!
    Oh, wait, Cannon doesn't pay for anything they can take from a better movie....

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 года назад +1

      Morricone crops up in all sorts of films. I think he must've liked being busy!

  • @buckb6976
    @buckb6976 Год назад +1

    Holy moly... I saw the opening when I was kid. I always wondered what this was!!! At some point I think I decided that I must've made it up in a dream or something. Thanks for proving that this mess was real!!!!

    • @DarkCornersReviews
      @DarkCornersReviews  Год назад +1

      This is the real service this channel provides, putting a title to some weird film you saw as kid.

  • @p.d.l7023
    @p.d.l7023 4 года назад

    Want some pancakes?
    I sure do.
    Here ya go.
    (Plate of pancakes in 3-D)
    You are going to need a fork
    (Fork in 3-D)

  • @juanantoniorodriguezarmas261
    @juanantoniorodriguezarmas261 2 года назад

    The film is actually an Italian, Spanish , USA production. That´s why Morricone work in it. Sadly also work the great Francisco Rabal, playing the clown. Actors also have to pay bills.

  • @kellyrogers4492
    @kellyrogers4492 2 года назад +1

    My mother took me to see this because it was in 3D. I remember that there weren’t 4 crowns and that we were both deeply disappointed. And this is coming from a massive Indiana Jones fan. Honestly, Jaws 3D is still better in every conceivable way!

    • @Schush
      @Schush Год назад

      God no!

    • @kellyrogers4492
      @kellyrogers4492 Год назад

      @@Schush Admittedly, my warm, fuzzy feelings connected to Jaws3D are mostly because up until recently it was the only Jaws film I had seen on the big screen. And even then I knew it was hokey, with stuff floating out at me. But that was still kinda cool to my 13-year-old self, too. In no way am I saying that it surpasses the 1975 original. You can't. There's no Robert Shaw who makes me wish i was a bowlegged woman swimmer.

    • @Schush
      @Schush Год назад

      @@kellyrogers4492 At least it's an improvement over Jaws Revenge!

  • @BenSimpson1998
    @BenSimpson1998 4 года назад +2

    I always thought a lot of Halloween sequels would be better if taken less seriously, it’s why I prefer Friday the 13th as a franchise, that kinda knew it was being silly but went with it, whereas Halloween seemed to try to ignore how ludicrous it became and consequently I find some of the later sequels less enjoyable than they probably could have been.

  • @josephmatthews9866
    @josephmatthews9866 3 года назад

    Saw this in the theaters on a double bill with another 3D movie called COMING AT YOU .
    Silly , goofy fun times !!! 😄😄😁😁😆😆

  • @SneakyNinjaDog
    @SneakyNinjaDog Год назад

    I have a sneaky suspicion that I actually saw this in the cinema back then... oh dear.

  • @devastatedbaby
    @devastatedbaby 2 года назад +1

    Just found out about your channel.Real jewel

  • @stevewheat9030
    @stevewheat9030 6 месяцев назад

    I seen this movie in the theater when it first came out.... the 3d was phenomenal . I really enjoyed it as a 13 y/o kid...

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 4 года назад +6

    Canon so much slock. So much 80s Nostalgia but you just can't get past the cheese sometimes.🧀🧀🧀

    • @mikesilva3868
      @mikesilva3868 4 года назад +1

      Mst3k joke we made it doc I mean mac 🤣

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 4 года назад +1

      But Canon also produced Runaway Train and Lifeforce. It wasn't all bad. I even liked 52 Pickup up through the point where Roy Scheider shows Rainey his books.

  • @keithtaylor3940
    @keithtaylor3940 4 года назад +2

    *moviedrome

  • @ricosuave9060
    @ricosuave9060 2 года назад +1

    Just bought the Kino Lorber blu ray.
    Watched the polarized 3D version.
    Gotta say, it might not be oscar worthy, but it was a hell of alota fun!!
    I've seen ALOT worse films!

  • @robertchamberlain3481
    @robertchamberlain3481 4 года назад +1

    "What other films would be better if they took themselves less seriously?" "Valley of the Dolls," the original (not the 1981 or 1994 remakes) 1967 film based on Jacqueline Susann's unbelievably popular 1966 novel, is unintentionally, as opposed to intentionally, campy. I am just now reading the recent book "Dolls! Dolls! Dolls!: Deep Inside Valley of the Dolls, the Most Beloved Bad Book and Movie of All Time" by Stephen Rebello, and I think Rebello would agree with me. Did you know that Harlan Ellison wrote the original screen treatment of the novel? Ellison is not my favorite writer, but that script treatment sounds intriguing. And the studio would have done better to have hired a director born AFTER World War I. The intentionally campy "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" (1970) would make for a great double-feature viewing with the original "Valley of the Dolls."

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 года назад

      Robert Chamberlain I didn’t know there was a “Dolls” book written recently, now I’ve gotta find it!

    • @robertchamberlain3481
      @robertchamberlain3481 4 года назад

      @@AC-gb7do Rebello, Stephen. "Dolls! Dolls! Dolls!: Deep Inside Valley of the Dolls, the Most Beloved Bad Book and Movie of All Time." New York: Penguin Books, June 2, 2020. ISBN-10: 0143133500; ISBN-13: 978-0143133506. Available in audiobook, Kindle, and paperback versions. The Kindle and paperback versions you can probably get for $12.00 or less (in the USA), and the audiobook is available on Audible.Com. I am almost finished with it, and it's a pretty good read. Rebello does not really capture how different the world was in 1967 versus today, but he does try. (Though young, I was alive then, and I have trouble grasping how different things were.) Rebello also wrote "Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho," the source of the Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren (Actually the whole cast is wonderful.) starring "Hitchcock" (2012).

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 года назад

      Robert Chamberlain I appreciate the info, thanks for the heads up!

  • @suedenim
    @suedenim 4 года назад +1

    I watched Comin' At Ya, the spaghetti 3D western by the same people, on Alamo at Home (in glorious 2D). It's actually surprisingly OK... ish. But after going down an interesting rabbit hole on the history of 3D movies, I learned that the filmmakers completely botched the 3D technology.
    The process involved a camera with two lenses. In the very, very frequent shots of arrows and the like Comin' straight at Ya, the missile would strike a plate between and just behind the two lenses. And they'd show the entire flight of the missile. If you think through the logic of that, you realize the lenses aren't likely to produce a great 3D effect for action going on BEHIND them. The upshot apparently was lots of headache inducing double exposures. So these movies may actually play better in two dimensions.

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 4 месяца назад

      The 3D works great, but it is close to the most uncomfortable 3D out there.
      The all-time most uncomfortable 3D is probably the autopsy scene in Jaws 3D.
      For me the overall most uncomfortable 3D movie is Creature From The Black Lagoon. Worth the pain, though. It’s spectacular on Blu-ray 3D.

  • @davidosborne4064
    @davidosborne4064 9 месяцев назад

    I recall there were only 3 crowns in the Treasure of 4 Crowns

  • @jdog5534
    @jdog5534 4 года назад

    Another great one, Thank you Dark Corner!

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 Год назад

    I think I saw this. The ending kind was both absurd but enjoyable. Weird.

  • @troyschulz2318
    @troyschulz2318 4 года назад +1

    I need to know where you found a decent-quality copy of this film. Everything I've ever found of it are bad VHS rips, I don't think this film ever got an official DVD release.

  • @GreatgoatonFire
    @GreatgoatonFire 3 года назад

    Looks like someone could break open those crown VERY easy.

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 4 года назад

    Birds? Ok, there's Gertrude Stein with, "Pigeons on the grass, alas." Followed by Thurber's epic, "Pigeons on the lawn, let's yawn." Still, if you've ever been dive bombed by a bird, you'll respect them more. Happened to me multiple times and, weirdly, around midnight. One reason I wear hats, even at night.

  • @DDlambchop43
    @DDlambchop43 2 года назад

    at least Curse of King Tut is an Indy clone with a plot. Mostly.

  • @sethsassy
    @sethsassy 4 года назад +4

    Every single film by Cannon looks like an unsuccessful Turkish TV pilot from 1973.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 4 года назад +1

      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Maybe they were

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 4 года назад

      Have you seen Runaway Train?

    • @sethsassy
      @sethsassy 3 года назад

      @@VonWenk I have not

  • @peterschadenberg9045
    @peterschadenberg9045 4 года назад

    Most modern films, I feel like too many movies made nowadays take themselves too seriously.

  • @orinanime
    @orinanime 4 года назад

    The evil bad guy has a triforce tattoo on his forehead.... alrighty then

  • @TheMollyPitchers
    @TheMollyPitchers 3 года назад +2

    "It's just like Raiders" they said...
    Yes, I saw it when I came it out in theaters.
    I wasn't driving and couldn't get away.
    Highly regretable 😒

  • @only257
    @only257 4 года назад

    Night of the comet quote you’re crazy I’m not crazy I don’t give a beep🤣

  • @pa1adin111
    @pa1adin111 2 года назад

    This is actually the only movie I ever walked out of the theater on.

  • @garyjust.johnson1436
    @garyjust.johnson1436 2 года назад

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