"He was found with a knife in his back, three gun shot wounds, poisoned, and a piano on top of him dropped from a great height. I think someone wanted him dead!" lmao
Wikipedia: In Hong Kong, Harrison starred in what was supposed to be a small number of low-budget martial arts "ninja" films directed by Chinese filmmaker Godfrey Ho, with whom he was already familiar from working for the Shaw Brothers in the 1970s. However, Ho later re-edited his scenes into many more films in a cut-and-paste style of filmmaking that has since made him infamous. As a result, Harrison found himself the unwilling star of at least twenty-four different movies, with titles like Ninja Terminator, Cobra Vs. Ninja, Golden Ninja Warrior, and Diamond Ninja Force. Like the Silver Star productions, the "ninja" films have become cult films. Disgusted with that outcome, Harrison returned to the United States.
You have to love the voice they used. Sounds like they're announcing the 20th anniversary of a grocery store instead of a shadowy organization of assassins.
@@katenunyabizness9221 YES - that's absolutely a black and blue version of the central tank robot that OS was built upon. Came down here to the comments to see if that had been called out!
Your 2 movie theory is right. Godfrey Ho was/is famous for buying unfinished or unreleased Hong Kong movies, and filming separate scenes with predominantly white actors which he would splice together, and then dub/redub with its own script to make them "come together" into a completely different movie. Even the western actors usually had to be dubbed into English because what was said in the scenes they filmed did not always match with what the character was saying in the final movie. He was notorious for just filming a bunch of scenes and then splicing them into whatever later on. Meaning the new scenes he filmed were not specifically filmed for the movie they ended up appearing in much of the time. It really is kind of a rabbit hole, but that is the cliff notes as it were. This is why so many Godfrey Ho movies feel like 2 completely different movies, often with very little connecting them. They are also famous for characters supposedly talking to each other in person, but obviously being in different locations. Pierre Kirby was another main actor in multiple Godfrey Ho movies.
Fun story: There's a beach in northern France where parts/pieces of those Garfield phones would wash up on the beach since the mid 1980s. They finally solved the mystery in 2019 when they located a shipping container that had fallen into the North Sea. Only during certain time of the year, when the tide was high enough, would the current be able to carry the phones from the container to the shore.
When I was in second grade I had a part in a little school play as a London Bobby who was trying to conscript a pantomime horse to catch two guys who were stealing apples. They were getting away with it because everyone thought it was a horse just eating apples and nobody figured out it was the two guys in a horse costume stealing the apples. The two guys in the horse costume couldnt carry a guy on their backs because they werent strong enough to carry a 4 foot tall kid in a 2 foot tall police hat made out of paper and glue and THE WHOLE THING MAKES MORE SENSE TO ME 47 YEARS LATER THAN ANYTHING I WATCHED IN THIS FILM.
Ready for the Info Dump? Richard Harrison was born in 1936 (he's still alive at 87.) He worked as an actor, writer, director and producer, and is mostly known for B-Movie films from Europe suring the 60's and 70's. Also, in the 70's, he starting doing all kinds of Exploitation Films worldwide. The Z-Movie Directors you want to look him up for would probably be Paolo Solvay, Alfredo Brescia and, of course, Godfrey Ho.
In the 1980s, a shipping container holding hundreds of those Garfield phones was lost off the European coast during a storm. For the last thirty years, they have been washing up on the beaches of Brittany, France. C'est la vie.
Free idea: a Godfrey Ho Ninja Movie board game. You have to figure out the plot, how many different movies stitched together it actually is, and what random everyday items will be prominent in the story. I think kids would love it. Also I think that a mint condition version of that Garfield phone is worth more than the budget of every Godfrey Ho movie combined.
Richard Harrison seems to have mainly been a hunk in Italian b-movies in the 60's (a lot of gladiator movies by the looks of it) and exploitation movies in the 70's. Then awesome ninja movies in the 80's. He had well over 100 acting credits to his name so he definitely was a working actor. :)
At 14:20... "Why did he just call him? Could he not record a long enough message?" When he was building the robutt, he could only get a 8k memory card for the message. There was a sale on the day before, and they were all out of the 16's and 32's. Calling on the landline was the workaround.
You are indeed right that this was two movies mashed together. The forthcoming Blu-Ray release of Ninja Terminator will have the uncut version of the Korean film that was mashed together with Richard Harrison’s footage.
"Did we just watch two villains bang it out?" "Yep. When you say it that way, it's a little weird, isn't it?" Brian's delivery is always like a fine, dry wine.
This is two movies in one. Jaguar is an unused film from the 70s while the Richard Harrison clips are from the 80s. Godfrey was well known for the Cut and Paste Film, which was part of the reason Harrison was angry with Ho.
It's actually a South Korean film from about 1983 and 1984 that they cut themselves into, and created a new film out of. The original film will be available on the upcoming blu ray release of Ninja Terminator.
@@KnetanB I remember finding a Korean website where a guy had a 16mm print of the South Korean film for sale, he wanted around USD 645. I've heard it's quite a rare movie & I would not be surprised if it's actually the exact same print that was for sale that was used for the blu ray release of Ninja Terminator.
It is the 20th anniversary of our ninja empire! First we'd like to thank the rec centre for once again allowing us to hold this event! Also, thank you Striking Cobra for bringing the Pringles!
When Jason and Brian try to follow the story of a movie on this channel, it reminds me of Al Bundy and Jefferson Darcy trying to install a satellite dish.
Godfrey Ho shot micro movies/short films and then spliced in other movies to make them feature length...and dubbed the entire thing to make it continuous. So basically, all of his movies are actually 2 different movies....minimum.
You are super right about the two movie thing, Jason. This is Godfrey Ho's bread and butter, taking to movies that have really no relation to each other but then cuts in some scenes to make it SEEM like it was. If you guys dig these movies, definitely get into the ones starting the legendary Pierre Kirby.
Richard Harrison claims that Godfrey Ho ruined his career. He acted in Ho's movies in the 80s. Godfrey would then use clips of those films and put them in several other movies far beyond Harrison was doing. He also stated that the cut and paste method also ended up having him retire from acting as a result. Oh the joy of Godfrey Ho cinema. Also he made almost over a hundred of these so called "NINJA" films that used the cut and paste method. They should be easy to find since they all have "NINJA" in them
I didn’t realise before that I have been waiting for a full-on spit-take from Brian. Jason always gives him the side-eye when he knows he’s said something spit-worthy.
Classic Godfrey Ho! Take an existing film (in this case, "The Uninvited Guest Of The Star Ferry") and add new footage of ninjas to make a new film. This 'slice and dice' approach is why his films are often nonsensical as he tries to make the new ninja stuff fit with the old footage. But it does make them fun!
All this needed was a bus full of ninjas in a bus that transforms into a short bus before crashing and exploding like that Chuck "The Rifleman" Connors movie.
Awesome film, and while the toy robots were hilarious, the Garfield phone absolutely nailed it for me. About Godfrey Ho, I think he was better known for stitching together different films with a few new scenes and releasing them as if they were entirely new productions. Dude put out around 150 flicks and at least 50 had "Ninja" in the title.
6:16 It's one of the Ninja Empire's Rules. If you're gonna talk about the Golden Ninja Warrior over a phone, at least one of the Ninja's involved must be using a Garfield phone. I think it's rule like 1, maybe 2. It's very important.
Dude, when they showed homeboy with that blonde wig, I busted out laughing because in my head all I could hear was..."Look at me I'm Sandra D." They straight up got that wig from Grease!
25:35 Funniest ending ever. The ninja dude had pretty much the exact same reaction as Jason. "Did he just blow himself up???" 😂😂 I just looked up Richard Harrison, apparently Godfrey Ho took scenes from his movies and edited them into "at least twenty four" other different movies, including this one.
I can't wait for you to discover Ho's work with the genuinely mysterious "actor" Pierre Kirby. I don't think you have done any of Kirby's films, but I could be wrong. Pierre was an Englishman who delivered yachts to ports around South East Asia, though there were rumors he did more than that... Ho discovered him in Hong Kong (with multiple chicks in tow) found out he did martial arts, and put him in nine movies, dubbing his voice with an American accent. Kirby then mysteriously vanished. There were rumors by people who knew him that he made a delivery to the Philippines and was never seen again, with a few supposed sightings. Brad Jones, AKA The Cinema Snob, made a series of videos comically reviewing Kirby's films ten or so years ago. Apparently, Jones was contacted by Kirby's sister (who didn't know he had made films until she saw Jones's videos) and she told him that that Kirby's yacht was taken by pirates and they threw him overboard. Pierre's legacy must continue!
For real, the dude probably owed money to local mobs and/or had to launder money to make it disappear. So these "movies" are just a front for some illegal shit. I think I read somewhere that Steven Seagal movies and other "Geezer Teasers" (low budget DTV movies that "star" an A-lister who may or may not be as famous anymore is in the movie for 5 minutes/1 scene) are the modern day equivalent of these kinda flicks.
The opening credits should have ended with "And Featuring Garfield as... the Phone." Also, the girl's name was Michiko. Every time you said "Machinko" I thought of Pachinko, and started laughing.
"He was found with a knife in his back, three gun shot wounds, poisoned, and a piano on top of him dropped from a great height. I think someone wanted him dead!" lmao
No one writes dialogue like Godfrey Ho!
It was probably the Clinto-suicide…definitely suicide.
It was probably the Clinto-suicide…definitely suicide.
"Make it look like an accident."
"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead."
Wikipedia:
In Hong Kong, Harrison starred in what was supposed to be a small number of low-budget martial arts "ninja" films directed by Chinese filmmaker Godfrey Ho, with whom he was already familiar from working for the Shaw Brothers in the 1970s. However, Ho later re-edited his scenes into many more films in a cut-and-paste style of filmmaking that has since made him infamous. As a result, Harrison found himself the unwilling star of at least twenty-four different movies, with titles like Ninja Terminator, Cobra Vs. Ninja, Golden Ninja Warrior, and Diamond Ninja Force. Like the Silver Star productions, the "ninja" films have become cult films. Disgusted with that outcome, Harrison returned to the United States.
Godfrey Ho invented AI deep fakes.
They had me at “it’s the 20th anniversary of our ninja empire“.
Like some white dudes started it up after taking a couple classes at the Y and watching a few vhs tapes
That's a long time to run a ninja empire.
You have to love the voice they used. Sounds like they're announcing the 20th anniversary of a grocery store instead of a shadowy organization of assassins.
@@joshgreever7678 he may of actually used a guy from a grocery store to do just that
They didn’t even celebrate with a party
When you have villains using a toy robot to deliver a message, you know this is going to be epic.
And what an awesome delivery of lines by Bootleg Omega Supreme!
The toy delivered a message and then the villain called him on the phone immediately after it. Beautiful stuff.
Dirty Harry: The Dead Pool
@@katenunyabizness9221 As soon as I saw it thought of Omega Supreme. lol I remember that toy.
@@katenunyabizness9221 YES - that's absolutely a black and blue version of the central tank robot that OS was built upon. Came down here to the comments to see if that had been called out!
The two year time jump in this film makes perfect sense. The ninjas are so stealthy they eluded time itself.
Ohh. Thanks for the explanation.
Your 2 movie theory is right. Godfrey Ho was/is famous for buying unfinished or unreleased Hong Kong movies, and filming separate scenes with predominantly white actors which he would splice together, and then dub/redub with its own script to make them "come together" into a completely different movie. Even the western actors usually had to be dubbed into English because what was said in the scenes they filmed did not always match with what the character was saying in the final movie. He was notorious for just filming a bunch of scenes and then splicing them into whatever later on. Meaning the new scenes he filmed were not specifically filmed for the movie they ended up appearing in much of the time. It really is kind of a rabbit hole, but that is the cliff notes as it were. This is why so many Godfrey Ho movies feel like 2 completely different movies, often with very little connecting them. They are also famous for characters supposedly talking to each other in person, but obviously being in different locations. Pierre Kirby was another main actor in multiple Godfrey Ho movies.
Godfrey Ho was the Roger Corman of Asia.
You need to buy the rights to the entire Godfrey Ho catalog, remaster them for HD and call it the "Dude, I'm So Lost" collection.
Godfrey would be the type of guy to cry watching a Hot Shots movie. ‘Seventeen bullets in the back, textbook suicide.’
My mom had that same Garfield phone many decades ago. It was a definite 80's thing.
Fun story: There's a beach in northern France where parts/pieces of those Garfield phones would wash up on the beach since the mid 1980s. They finally solved the mystery in 2019 when they located a shipping container that had fallen into the North Sea. Only during certain time of the year, when the tide was high enough, would the current be able to carry the phones from the container to the shore.
The toy robot and Garfield phone put this one over the edge for me 😂
I had that toy robot and garfield phone!
I kind of wish they tied a black handkerchief around the face of the Garfield phone as an impromptu ninja mask.
I'd love to know why those are in the movie.
@@davidkanengieter You do realize that you're admitting you were once a Ninja Terminator villain, right?
@@dubbleplusgood I thought I was a lot of things when I was 10.
3 ninjas ball each other until one of them explodes.
Drax: "Metaphor."
🤣
Sounds like something out of Darmok.
Status symbol of the ultimate ninja: Garfield phone.
Ohh, didn't know that. Godfrey Ho always teaches me something.
When I was in second grade I had a part in a little school play as a London Bobby who was trying to conscript a pantomime horse to catch two guys who were stealing apples. They were getting away with it because everyone thought it was a horse just eating apples and nobody figured out it was the two guys in a horse costume stealing the apples. The two guys in the horse costume couldnt carry a guy on their backs because they werent strong enough to carry a 4 foot tall kid in a 2 foot tall police hat made out of paper and glue and THE WHOLE THING MAKES MORE SENSE TO ME 47 YEARS LATER THAN ANYTHING I WATCHED IN THIS FILM.
Haha, well done.
Ready for the Info Dump? Richard Harrison was born in 1936 (he's still alive at 87.) He worked as an actor, writer, director and producer, and is mostly known for B-Movie films from Europe suring the 60's and 70's. Also, in the 70's, he starting doing all kinds of Exploitation Films worldwide. The Z-Movie Directors you want to look him up for would probably be Paolo Solvay, Alfredo Brescia and, of course, Godfrey Ho.
I freaking love his work.
@@JasonBrantYou should feature Operation Las Vegas in the show if you haven't already. That movie is a riot.
There's different degrees of Giggle Damage
1) Giggle Tickle
2) Giggle Punch
3) Giggle Kick
4) Giggle Kick Flip
5) Chuck Norris Roundhouse Giggle Kick
In the 1980s, a shipping container holding hundreds of those Garfield phones was lost off the European coast during a storm. For the last thirty years, they have been washing up on the beaches of Brittany, France. C'est la vie.
It was probably on a Monday.
This delights me.
🤣
Are those people Ninjas? -it's so hard to tell when nobody has a headband with the word "Ninja" on it.
What is that from?
Godfrey Ho's Oscar-winning epic "The Ninja Squad".
They can't be real Ninjas without Chris Farley.
Godfrey had a movie where the Ninjas wore headbands that said "Ninja" on it. Order some and have Off Cam Pam wear one.
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7kuDon't forget Lee Van Cleef in "The Master" tv show.
Free idea: a Godfrey Ho Ninja Movie board game. You have to figure out the plot, how many different movies stitched together it actually is, and what random everyday items will be prominent in the story. I think kids would love it.
Also I think that a mint condition version of that Garfield phone is worth more than the budget of every Godfrey Ho movie combined.
That guy wearing the Cousin Eddie shoes is a badass. I miss watching old Kung Fu movies with the sounds and dialogue with no lip movement!
The sounds effects in this were so good.
3:06 Yep doing cartwheels is way faster than just walking or running.
Richard Harrison seems to have mainly been a hunk in Italian b-movies in the 60's (a lot of gladiator movies by the looks of it) and exploitation movies in the 70's. Then awesome ninja movies in the 80's. He had well over 100 acting credits to his name so he definitely was a working actor. :)
"do you like movies about gladiators"?Roger uh?
I love that Phoebe Brant drops in and yawns during this thing -- perfect movie commentary from the pup.
Apparently Godfrey Ho is actually teaching at a Hong Kong film school... Not sure what to think of that.
He's probably teaching what not to do. He did make dozens of batshit insane movies after all
I need to take that class.
How to make ten films out of one. Roger Corman has nothing on Godfrey. He's the master of cut and paste movies.
No 😂 @@JasonBrant
What if Godfrey Ho did a cut and paste job with The Last Kumite and then re-dubbed it. Which would be better in your opinion Mr Brant?
At 14:20...
"Why did he just call him? Could he not record a long enough message?"
When he was building the robutt, he could only get a 8k memory card for the message. There was a sale on the day before, and they were all out of the 16's and 32's. Calling on the landline was the workaround.
I love the look on someone's face the first time they watch Ninja Terminator.
Not gonna lie, I thought my internet was effing up on that bomb scene lol
Garfield phone product placement.
Least lucrative deal ever.
I’ve said it before, and will say it again: you guys have the best T-shirts.
"Why doesnt it glow when it comes out of the box?" Dont bring your logic into my ninja movie
You are indeed right that this was two movies mashed together. The forthcoming Blu-Ray release of Ninja Terminator will have the uncut version of the Korean film that was mashed together with Richard Harrison’s footage.
"Jaguar is trying to protect Pachinko but is banging here" a brand new sentence is born lol😂
haha
13:46 that awkward roll and subsequent “judo chop” stance says everything about the actor’s martial arts qualification 😂 😂😂
"Did we just watch two villains bang it out?"
"Yep. When you say it that way, it's a little weird, isn't it?"
Brian's delivery is always like a fine, dry wine.
“That was a wig!?”
😂
Never change, man.
This is two movies in one. Jaguar is an unused film from the 70s while the Richard Harrison clips are from the 80s. Godfrey was well known for the Cut and Paste Film, which was part of the reason Harrison was angry with Ho.
It's actually a South Korean film from about 1983 and 1984 that they cut themselves into, and created a new film out of. The original film will be available on the upcoming blu ray release of Ninja Terminator.
@@KnetanBNice. Kinda hoping the Pierre Kirby Ho films get the same treatment.
@@KnetanB I remember finding a Korean website where a guy had a 16mm print of the South Korean film for sale, he wanted around USD 645. I've heard it's quite a rare movie & I would not be surprised if it's actually the exact same print that was for sale that was used for the blu ray release of Ninja Terminator.
The guy with the blond wig,
Was in Jackie Chan Movie "
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow"
He was the fantastic kicks guy
Huge actor ,
Hwang Jang Lee. His kung fu is so powerful, he can kill a man with one kick. And he has.
This movie/commentary is now in my top 10 for this channel. Nice work guys.
It is the 20th anniversary of our ninja empire! First we'd like to thank the rec centre for once again allowing us to hold this event! Also, thank you Striking Cobra for bringing the Pringles!
My wife has a Garfield phone. I didn’t know she was a ninja.
You never know
Every woman is a Ninja. Disappear very quickly when shopping, without leaving a trace.
Jason's look of absolute confusion was priceless.
When Jason and Brian try to follow the story of a movie on this channel,
it reminds me of Al Bundy and Jefferson Darcy trying to install a satellite dish.
"Ninja is supreme and you double crossed it. Why'd you do that?" That dialogue is comedy gold.
Awwwe yeah! You guys are putting these out at a rapid fire rate! Thanks Jason!
Thanks for playing that screeching sound at max volume for us :D
Now I want a Garfield phone! Damn you!
Godfrey Ho shot micro movies/short films and then spliced in other movies to make them feature length...and dubbed the entire thing to make it continuous. So basically, all of his movies are actually 2 different movies....minimum.
3:49 PINK ROOF!! I'm INVESTED 🙌🏻🙌🏻
That final shot is the best ever. 👌
Godfrey Ho is a genius. This is very unique cinematic experience.
You are super right about the two movie thing, Jason. This is Godfrey Ho's bread and butter, taking to movies that have really no relation to each other but then cuts in some scenes to make it SEEM like it was. If you guys dig these movies, definitely get into the ones starting the legendary Pierre Kirby.
I love the idea that two movies need to talk to each other over the phone.
Richard Harrison claims that Godfrey Ho ruined his career. He acted in Ho's movies in the 80s. Godfrey would then use clips of those films and put them in several other movies far beyond Harrison was doing. He also stated that the cut and paste method also ended up having him retire from acting as a result. Oh the joy of Godfrey Ho cinema. Also he made almost over a hundred of these so called "NINJA" films that used the cut and paste method. They should be easy to find since they all have "NINJA" in them
i was obsessed with Garfield stuff when I was a kid.. then those really bad Garfield movies came out and I went off him
Heathcliff was better than Garfield ... and I do NOT mean Huxtable.
I didn’t realise before that I have been waiting for a full-on spit-take from Brian. Jason always gives him the side-eye when he knows he’s said something spit-worthy.
Classic Godfrey Ho! Take an existing film (in this case, "The Uninvited Guest Of The Star Ferry") and add new footage of ninjas to make a new film. This 'slice and dice' approach is why his films are often nonsensical as he tries to make the new ninja stuff fit with the old footage. But it does make them fun!
I have no effing idea what I just saw but it was glorious!!!!
Harrison was a cowboy actor in the 60s. He got a career revival playing ninjas in low budget ninja movies.
All this needed was a bus full of ninjas in a bus that transforms into a short bus before crashing and exploding like that Chuck "The Rifleman" Connors movie.
I’d almost be willing to give up my smart phone for a Garfield landline! This movie has so many amazing details 😂
Hwang Jang-lee was the villain in Drunken Master and Snake in the Eagle's Shadow. He didn't deserve this.
Awesome film, and while the toy robots were hilarious, the Garfield phone absolutely nailed it for me. About Godfrey Ho, I think he was better known for stitching together different films with a few new scenes and releasing them as if they were entirely new productions. Dude put out around 150 flicks and at least 50 had "Ninja" in the title.
Aw, I was really hoping that after he cut up the watermelon off-screen, they would cut back, and there would be like a ninja sculpture or something.
This screamed live action anime at times. 😂 The ending was priceless.
6:16 It's one of the Ninja Empire's Rules. If you're gonna talk about the Golden Ninja Warrior over a phone, at least one of the Ninja's involved must be using a Garfield phone.
I think it's rule like 1, maybe 2. It's very important.
Did I mishear or did the guy say, "Ninjer Empire"?
Dude, when they showed homeboy with that blonde wig, I busted out laughing because in my head all I could hear was..."Look at me I'm Sandra D." They straight up got that wig from Grease!
18:46 Jason during the sex scene the music is Pink Floyd - Echoes 😂
Sunday's wouldn't be the same without you guys 😊
And Garfield phones 😅
Like how the characters are just as confused at the ending as we are
The Garfield phone should have been the thumbnail!!!!
Brian always has the coolest shirts
I just calculated & I reckon it'll May 2026 that Jason finally finishes Seagals collection
THIS is the movie I was remembering when you guys watched 9 Deaths of the Ninja. Understandable how I got them confused.
I think I lost a lung laughing about the Garfield phone
25:35 Funniest ending ever. The ninja dude had pretty much the exact same reaction as Jason. "Did he just blow himself up???" 😂😂
I just looked up Richard Harrison, apparently Godfrey Ho took scenes from his movies and edited them into "at least twenty four" other different movies, including this one.
The Garfield phone is the real star of this movie
I haven't been able to watch your reactions a lot the last while. Starting to binge a few months worth of vids.
Ninja hacky sack? Count me in! This is extraordinary.
The 8mm reference was gold. I took a date to the movies to watch it. We didn't last.
...this movie was insane but really entertaining. At the end I had the same face expression of you guys.
Godfrey ho's story and the story behind these ninja films is even more bizzare than the films themselves
Godfrey Ho is a god among men!
THAT WAS AMAZING!
This was my Saturday mornings growing up. Martial arts movies from 10am-2 pm.
I can't wait for you to discover Ho's work with the genuinely mysterious "actor" Pierre Kirby. I don't think you have done any of Kirby's films, but I could be wrong. Pierre was an Englishman who delivered yachts to ports around South East Asia, though there were rumors he did more than that... Ho discovered him in Hong Kong (with multiple chicks in tow) found out he did martial arts, and put him in nine movies, dubbing his voice with an American accent. Kirby then mysteriously vanished. There were rumors by people who knew him that he made a delivery to the Philippines and was never seen again, with a few supposed sightings. Brad Jones, AKA The Cinema Snob, made a series of videos comically reviewing Kirby's films ten or so years ago. Apparently, Jones was contacted by Kirby's sister (who didn't know he had made films until she saw Jones's videos) and she told him that that Kirby's yacht was taken by pirates and they threw him overboard. Pierre's legacy must continue!
Dumpster fire should not be confused with mad genius.
For real, the dude probably owed money to local mobs and/or had to launder money to make it disappear. So these "movies" are just a front for some illegal shit. I think I read somewhere that Steven Seagal movies and other "Geezer Teasers" (low budget DTV movies that "star" an A-lister who may or may not be as famous anymore is in the movie for 5 minutes/1 scene) are the modern day equivalent of these kinda flicks.
Kudos for the Dim Mak reference.
This sure was something :D Love it!
Ninjas need to make a comeback.
“as for the traitors, have them killed”
“two years later”
What? The master didn’t say he had to do it right away.
Godfrey Ho might have only directed the action scenes, but man are they entertaining.
Man I am surprised this channel doesn't have far nore subscribers. You see such crazy and great old time movies on it lol
lol awesome! Another great episode!!
5:09 Sam Elliott as the Western Ninja.
That thumbnail clearly says that Brian learned the true essence of Godfrey Ho's art of ninjutsu 😂
The opening credits should have ended with "And Featuring Garfield as... the Phone."
Also, the girl's name was Michiko. Every time you said "Machinko" I thought of Pachinko, and started laughing.
This movie is so wild, an ad came on, i thought it was part of the movie, and i watched it.
It was a close up dental ad.
I love the fight choreography in this movie!
Godfrey Ho movies are always a trip, but I'm always a little sad when it's one without Pierre Kirby.
Huge missed opportunity:
"Machinko? Wheres Machinko?"
"Taking a shit"
What was Richard Harrison thinking? He's thinking his Camry isn't going to fill the tank by itself.
Every charity shop in the UK has about half a dozen of those Hollywood DVD releases. You could do a whole channel on them alone.