Jiangshi--Chinese Hopping Vampires--are more like zombies or revenants than straight up Draculas. Sometimes they come about when a taoist priest enchants the bodies of the dead to hop (because corpses are stiff and can't walk easily) back to their hometown for burial. If the corpses get loose from the priest guiding them home then they can cause havoc. Sometimes they pop out of their graves to take revenge because of grave desecration or because their family isn't giving proper honor to their memory. They got mixed up with the Western vampire somewhere along the line. Their rules are different than Dracula-type vampires. Hopping vampires can be stopped by pinning a paper spell on their heads. Sticky rice can be used to pull the evil out of them (I guess like kind of like how dry rice pulls water out of a cell phone that fell in the toilet) If you hold your breath then they can't see you. Some GOOD hopping vampire movies include Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980), Mr. Vampire (1985), and Rigor Mortis (2013). Sorry for the tl:dr and for being that "actually," guy. I just like this sub-genre of vampire movies. They're wacky and they usually have kung fu and slapstick comedy, so they're fun.
Fantastic post! I was aware of hopping vampires in the most basic sense so I understood as the boys were watching it but this added a ton to my understanding.
This movie has the greatest line of dialog ever put on film: "Since Tom's dead I want to make use of his body to create an android-like robot, Mr. Glen. I would appreciate you approving my application!"
@@sneakysnake7695 This times 100. It was SUCH a good game. I didn't play a lot the first time, but then went back to it years later. I loved every second of it when I played it last year.
The common name of the vampire type is the Jiangshi--their rigor mortis is so advanced that they can only hop, arms outstretched for balance. They are caused by an improper burial, or raised by some evil sorcerer, or just the soul refusing to leave and just wanting to cause trouble. Their outfit is a ceremonial burial shroud, not a royal garb as a lot of people think. Their weird color, sometimes depicted as actual fur, is apparently from fungus growing on the corpse. The scroll on them is a Taoist Fulu charm, apparently used by sorcerers to seal the bad spirit into the body. Lots of religions in Eastern culture use some kind of written seal or scroll--you see it a lot in Anime. According to legend and about a million Chinese movies on the subject (if anyone can find some, sent to Jason Brant) certain types of mirrors scare them off, or throwing sticky rice at them--which apparently draws out their evil. Or, apparently, rice powder works fine as well. :) The pionpi, as D S says, is the Mario version, but definitely based on the legend. Hey, for Mario, a hopping vampire/zombie is perfect casting!
Ho used scenes from one of his earlier movies called Devil's Dynamite (the part about the drug dealers and the vampires) for this movie, so this another one of his cut-and-paste jobs. In this case he cannibalized one of his own movies. BTW: the vampires hop around because their legs are bound together (a Chinese burial custom).
@@das81 Wow, as a big Ho fan, I cant beleive he made something more crazy than Robo vampire. I have to get this movie now! My personal favorite is Ninja in the killing fields.
The Chinese character for "jiang" (殭/僵) in "jiangshi" literally means "hard" or "stiff". It is believed that the jiangshi are so stiff that they cannot bend their limbs or body, so they have to move around by hopping while keeping their arms stretched out for mobility.
Godfrey Ho movies are like that in general. My favorite of his is Ninja Terminator, which has a ninja robot, killer crabs, and an evil gang lord wearing a lady's blonde wig. You can find this on RUclips.
I like how the opening title card reads, "All rights reserved" as if someone might steal it. I'm trying to imagine the conversations that led to the actors signing on to the project. "Wanna be in movie...like really, really bad?"
I should have known that the low budget Chinese Robocop would look like that! For a second I actually thought they got ahold of a proper Robocop costume. Lol
15:42..those two guys/zombies/vampires hopping around in circles had me splitting my sides with laughter,well done Jason for showing us another great movie.
"If I showed you a Spielberg film and a Godfrey Ho film you couldn't tell the difference." Cannot let that stand unchallenged. You couldn't pay me to watch Spielberg's sentimental pablum and I would (and have) paid for Godfrey Ho's insanely fun movies, at least on DVD.
Yah, as other have said, the hopping vampire/zombies are very common in Chinese mythology and are in some of the very worst kung fu movies. A Chinese audience wouldn't think twice about it.
@@JasonBrant I was going to say the same thing. I had an NES game called "Phantom Fighter" I think. The game was based in China and you fought off those hopping zombies They had spells written on signs hung around their necks that bound them to a place or person. The story line in the game explained enough that I immediately recognized them in this shitty flick. I'm glad you found out because it actually helps you understand what was in the movie.... the Robocop bit is explainable.
In looking into this it turns out the game made in 1988 was based on a 1985 movie called "Mr. Vampire". The 1988 film you saw was a cheap knock off of Mr. Vampire and stared a guy in silver hockey pads. The trailer for Mr. Vampire is awesome. You should take a look. Apparently it "caused a string of popular vampire movies throughout the 80's and 90's."
Colander + Michael Jackson jacket + silver duct tape = Robovampirekiller. This is just brilliant. My brain is not capable of comprehending this sh*tfest. How is it I've never heard of this? How was it not nominated for an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony and a Romper Room gold star?
@@JasonBrant Movies on RUclips is sort of like your grandparents' attic. Generally full of shite no one wants but a couple of weirdly cool things here and there. I found Edison's 1910 version of Frankenstein. Crude but oddly interesting. Like Brian Bosworth.
Sometimes a bad movie is just bad. So I assume you haven't seen much of this kind of "vampires" in other movies. For more of the stiff hopping Chinese zombie-vampire living dead, and how they work, I recommend the horror comedies Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980) starring Sammo Hung, Mr. Vampire (1985) and Mr. Vampire II (1986) starring Ching-Ying Lam sporting the fiercest unibrow in Hong Kong cinema. Not sure if I'd call them so bad they are good. I think they are just good, at least compared to other Hong Kong movies of the time. But OK, today they are pretty funny for other reasons than just the intended comedy. I'm not an expert, but the more I've seen of this in Chinese movies, I've concluded that it's very much dependent on the view on Taoism. In "anti Taoism movies" the Taoist priests are depicted as wild corrupted degenerates on the side of evil, but in "pro Taoism movies" they are the champions of good, one with nature and the only thing defending us from chaos and destruction. Or sometimes a little bit in the middle. The hopping corpses apparently has to do with the tradition that you have to be buried where you were born to be at peace after death. This and the fact that other things can delay a burial makes for a lot of corpses in "storage". The Taoist priests can control the corpses until they are buried, so they could be seen as either people keeping the zombie apocalypse at bay, or creepy powerful necromancers you should be afraid of. Trailers: Encounters of the Spooky Kind - ruclips.net/video/A8dfzPkK0vk/видео.html Mr. Vampire - ruclips.net/video/oRoK8I-ONf0/видео.html Mr. Vampire II - www.dailymotion.com/video/x22p07e There are more sequels, but these are the only ones I can recommend.
So that's where RoboCop writer got the idea from.this masterpiece most be kept in the same shelf as Flight of Fury and Belly of the Beast,which you haven't reviewed and yes our great hero Mr Seagal is in it.
All Godfrey Ho movies are anomalies of "filmmaking". Just like your "Steven Segal addiction" I was addicted to his movie for a while. But like Eckhart Tolle says "All addiction starts with pain and ends with pain" 😂
Looks like you guys fell for the old 'Lets make the cover of the VHS tape look totally fucking awesome and absolutely nothing like the actual movie itself' trick . I too fell victim to this many times throughout my youth.
"How much beer did you bring?" "Not enough" Loved it but I dont think you could ever bring enough beer to get through this film. You wouldn't have a blood stream by the end of it but more of a beer stream.
I thought the name was familiar, Godfrey Ho directed two of the Men Behind The Sun films, these were well know within the extreme underground cinema genre, which was 'my thing' back in the early 2000's. My god this guy was prolific, I counted on IMDB that he was credited with directing 24 films in 1987 alone... That's fucking nuts.
Been waiting for another upload. I've been watching you guys on repeat lol. Funniest shit ever. You guys have jokes for days without even trying. Keep up the good work.
A fantastic movie but certainly not for "beginners". I mean, you need to have some experience with really weird B-movies to sit through this and find it amusing. And just because it's an interesting fact (from Wikipedia): "After they died, their bodies were transported back to their hometown because it was believed that their souls would feel homesick if they were buried somewhere unfamiliar to them. The corpses would be arranged upright in single file and be tied to long bamboo rods on the sides, while two men (one at the front and one at the back) would carry the ends of the rods on their shoulders and walk. When the bamboo flexed up and down, the corpses appeared to be "hopping" in unison when viewed from a distance away."
Ok so I haven’t even seen ur video yet just saw the thumbnail and I just keep think what What WHAT WHATTTTTT ok ok I have to see this now I’m so excited. Thank you gentlemen for making my night
B-movies from other countries are notorious for illegally ripping stuff off. So on one hand, I thought we'd see Robocop on the other too many bad movies to list feature decently put together box covers to lure unsuspecting victims in.
There is a Bollywood blockbuster movie called Krish 3 from 2013. The movie is X-men ripoff. The villain has magneto powers and looks like the robot at 08:00 if the producers had trebled the budget. I think it is a movie that would be ideal for this show. And if you want to test your mettle more, it would be worth knowing, the first movie In the trilogy is Koi mIl gaya (when we met) and is an ET clone, for kids the second is called Krish, about the grandson of the boy Krish who encountered knockoff E.T. gaining powers. Think a more successful Hancock character. And then Krish 3 which is chock full of not too subtle adverts for Tata, Orengina and other household products.
First thing first, I want I want to compliment you guys for this channel. You bright light my existence in this awfulness days. I've been watching your videos and, it was a first time, in all those "So Ba d It's Good" I've been lost. In a moment when the guy trying to kiss the girl, it's really looks like another movie. I've never see this movie, but, the cut in your video was magnificent!!! I'm not use to comment, but it was necessary... Sorry for the bad "Englisher",... Hail from Brazil and Israel!
You've got to love Godfrey Ho! Somehow he always finds a couple of crappy movies to Frankenstein together and ship to the U.S.! At least this one had hopping vampires to make it more enjoyable than his typical ninjas in a backyard mixed with Asian gangster films.
Believe it or not this all actually makes sense if you know a bit about the genre. Taoist priests can control Vampires with yellow prayers but the vampires are actually more like Zombies because they are stiff and can only hop, also you can fool them by holding your breath and sticky rice… don’t get me started on sticky rice oh, and black ink and chicken blood. Trust me it all makes sense. Watch Mr Vampire. A true classic.
Jiangshi--Chinese Hopping Vampires--are more like zombies or revenants than straight up Draculas. Sometimes they come about when a taoist priest enchants the bodies of the dead to hop (because corpses are stiff and can't walk easily) back to their hometown for burial. If the corpses get loose from the priest guiding them home then they can cause havoc.
Sometimes they pop out of their graves to take revenge because of grave desecration or because their family isn't giving proper honor to their memory. They got mixed up with the Western vampire somewhere along the line.
Their rules are different than Dracula-type vampires. Hopping vampires can be stopped by pinning a paper spell on their heads. Sticky rice can be used to pull the evil out of them (I guess like kind of like how dry rice pulls water out of a cell phone that fell in the toilet) If you hold your breath then they can't see you.
Some GOOD hopping vampire movies include Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980), Mr. Vampire (1985), and Rigor Mortis (2013).
Sorry for the tl:dr and for being that "actually," guy. I just like this sub-genre of vampire movies. They're wacky and they usually have kung fu and slapstick comedy, so they're fun.
No need to apologize, the rundown was very much appreciated!! 🙏👍
completely useless information...I bet you used all of your brain capacity to comment that. a typical brainless mainstream media fed sheeple
i legit was about to go into what kind of vampire they shown in this film but saw your post and was like YASSSSSS :)
@@joshshin6819 Happy to help. If you want to see a good hopping vampire movie, then look for Mr. Vampire
Fantastic post! I was aware of hopping vampires in the most basic sense so I understood as the boys were watching it but this added a ton to my understanding.
"undead or alive, you are coming with me" - robot cop
Robert Cop
“On the one hand, I was entertained the entire way through. On the other hand, I don’t know why…” has got to be the greatest movie review line ever!!!
This movie has the greatest line of dialog ever put on film: "Since Tom's dead I want to make use of his body to create an android-like robot, Mr. Glen. I would appreciate you approving my application!"
The hopping vampires are a mythical being called Pionpi - according to Chinese folklore. They were featured in Super Mario Land
Thanks for the explanation. Doesn't make for the scariest of horror villains, haha.
Pionpi is the Mario name, they are called Jiangshi in Chinese folklore and are more akin to Zombies than vampires.
@@WatchItWaste that game is so underrated
@@JasonBrant worked better in Rigor Morris.
@@sneakysnake7695 This times 100. It was SUCH a good game. I didn't play a lot the first time, but then went back to it years later. I loved every second of it when I played it last year.
The common name of the vampire type is the Jiangshi--their rigor mortis is so advanced that they can only hop, arms outstretched for balance. They are caused by an improper burial, or raised by some evil sorcerer, or just the soul refusing to leave and just wanting to cause trouble. Their outfit is a ceremonial burial shroud, not a royal garb as a lot of people think. Their weird color, sometimes depicted as actual fur, is apparently from fungus growing on the corpse. The scroll on them is a Taoist Fulu charm, apparently used by sorcerers to seal the bad spirit into the body. Lots of religions in Eastern culture use some kind of written seal or scroll--you see it a lot in Anime. According to legend and about a million Chinese movies on the subject (if anyone can find some, sent to Jason Brant) certain types of mirrors scare them off, or throwing sticky rice at them--which apparently draws out their evil. Or, apparently, rice powder works fine as well. :)
The pionpi, as D S says, is the Mario version, but definitely based on the legend. Hey, for Mario, a hopping vampire/zombie is perfect casting!
The guy at 17:14 chain casting sparkler hands had me in stitches! Thanks for bringing us this masterpiece.
That part sums up the movie well. We'll do more by this director for sure.
"He short-circuited." And the Titanic had a minor plumbing issue.
Hah!
Ho used scenes from one of his earlier movies called Devil's Dynamite (the part about the drug dealers and the vampires) for this movie, so this another one of his cut-and-paste jobs. In this case he cannibalized one of his own movies.
BTW: the vampires hop around because their legs are bound together (a Chinese burial custom).
Ahh, that makes it a little more sensible. Not much, but a little.
That one (Devil's Dynamite) is far worse... Any how, Try Godfrey's Ho Crocodile Fury... Is considered his worst Flick... if you dare!
Just put it on the list. If it's worse than this, then I can't even imagine what it's like.
@@JasonBrant Crocodilles and Chinese vampires... I wont spoil the rest.
@@das81 Wow, as a big Ho fan, I cant beleive he made something more crazy than Robo vampire. I have to get this movie now! My personal favorite is Ninja in the killing fields.
The Chinese character for "jiang" (殭/僵) in "jiangshi" literally means "hard" or "stiff". It is believed that the jiangshi are so stiff that they cannot bend their limbs or body, so they have to move around by hopping while keeping their arms stretched out for mobility.
Thanks for the info.
Jiangshi hard stiff would make a fantastic porn movie name.
Godfrey Ho movies are like that in general. My favorite of his is Ninja Terminator, which has a ninja robot, killer crabs, and an evil gang lord wearing a lady's blonde wig. You can find this on RUclips.
I like how the opening title card reads, "All rights reserved" as if someone might steal it.
I'm trying to imagine the conversations that led to the actors signing on to the project. "Wanna be in movie...like really, really bad?"
All Rights Reserved, even though they stole Robocop's likeness for the poster 🤣
I should have known that the low budget Chinese Robocop would look like that! For a second I actually thought they got ahold of a proper Robocop costume. Lol
I was expecting it to look better than it did too. That was so crappy, haha.
Another perfectly timed release. This should help with my Sunday hangover. That cover art is so bad ass! Thanks again guys!
Hope some laughs help with that hangover! This one is pretty nuts.
15:42..those two guys/zombies/vampires hopping around in circles had me splitting my sides with laughter,well done Jason for showing us another great movie.
Always bring a a Six Demon Bag when dealing with Taoist sorcery and black magic. Especially coked up, hopping vampires!
🤣 Good call.
As a massive fan of actual RoboCop, seeing the equivalent abomination in this movie honestly hurt every fiber of my soul.
Fighting sitting in a chair! “Who do you think you are, Steven Seagal”! I love your channel! 😂👍🏻
That + - heart/pulse diagnosis machine is the best pre-tech/steampunk/early tech ever! :DDDD
Such futuristic tech 🤣
"If I showed you a Spielberg film and a Godfrey Ho film you couldn't tell the difference." Cannot let that stand unchallenged. You couldn't pay me to watch Spielberg's sentimental pablum and I would (and have) paid for Godfrey Ho's insanely fun movies, at least on DVD.
Well, that is fucking genius- employ some dude to train vampires fight DEA. Mafia is really gotten creative.
True genius. No one would see that plan coming.
@@JasonBrant I am almost sold to watch this shit , and i will go further - i will show it to my wife
@@buckelism Do you have a prenup?
@@JasonBrant no , but it will worth it :D
"This was released...somewhere" "aaahhhh...I dunno about that." You guys continue to deliver on the trainwreck films!
if i had that much coke i would probably hop everywhere too! LOL
Omg I saw this 20 years ago! Thanks guys !
It's wild.
The strap across the mouth and the silver jacket make robo warrior the ultimate badass! 😂
Yah, as other have said, the hopping vampire/zombies are very common in Chinese mythology and are in some of the very worst kung fu movies. A Chinese audience wouldn't think twice about it.
So strange and not scary 🤣
@@JasonBrant I was going to say the same thing. I had an NES game called "Phantom Fighter" I think. The game was based in China and you fought off those hopping zombies They had spells written on signs hung around their necks that bound them to a place or person. The story line in the game explained enough that I immediately recognized them in this shitty flick. I'm glad you found out because it actually helps you understand what was in the movie.... the Robocop bit is explainable.
In looking into this it turns out the game made in 1988 was based on a 1985 movie called "Mr. Vampire". The 1988 film you saw was a cheap knock off of Mr. Vampire and stared a guy in silver hockey pads. The trailer for Mr. Vampire is awesome. You should take a look. Apparently it "caused a string of popular vampire movies throughout the 80's and 90's."
This movie looks legit good. The trailer on IMDB.... at least four stunt guys eat shit. I have to find a copy NOW.
Fuck yeah! They got it here on youtube.
ruclips.net/p/PLRF47w2gzxKuKBDxwDn77bUAnfUnRZVq5
Mr Vampire is a classic in this hopping vampire genre
Colander + Michael Jackson jacket + silver duct tape = Robovampirekiller. This is just brilliant. My brain is not capable of comprehending this sh*tfest. How is it I've never heard of this? How was it not nominated for an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony and a Romper Room gold star?
It's a special movie, isn't it? I believe the whole thing is available on RUclips.
@@JasonBrant Movies on RUclips is sort of like your grandparents' attic. Generally full of shite no one wants but a couple of weirdly cool things here and there. I found Edison's 1910 version of Frankenstein. Crude but oddly interesting. Like Brian Bosworth.
The only movie as incomprehensible as this is Plan 9 From Outer Space. This is worse but so bad it's good 100 percent
That guy with the glasses looks like a low budget Ron Jeremy
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Jiang Shi, the Chinese vampire. It’s what Hsien-ko/Lei-Lei is from the Darkstalkers fighting games.
Thanks for the info.
Best part about this is now I have a few hilarious gifs to spread around.
The hopping vampire zombies are hillarious.
Can’t make a great bad movie without a boat load of cocaine! This movie was awesome! Cheers!🍺
The big German from Raiders, played by Pat Roach, was also the chief guard in Temple of Doom and was listed as Gestapo in the Last Crusade.
Sometimes a bad movie is just bad.
So I assume you haven't seen much of this kind of "vampires" in other movies.
For more of the stiff hopping Chinese zombie-vampire living dead, and how they work, I recommend the horror comedies Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980) starring Sammo Hung, Mr. Vampire (1985) and Mr. Vampire II (1986) starring Ching-Ying Lam sporting the fiercest unibrow in Hong Kong cinema.
Not sure if I'd call them so bad they are good. I think they are just good, at least compared to other Hong Kong movies of the time. But OK, today they are pretty funny for other reasons than just the intended comedy.
I'm not an expert, but the more I've seen of this in Chinese movies, I've concluded that it's very much dependent on the view on Taoism. In "anti Taoism movies" the Taoist priests are depicted as wild corrupted degenerates on the side of evil, but in "pro Taoism movies" they are the champions of good, one with nature and the only thing defending us from chaos and destruction. Or sometimes a little bit in the middle.
The hopping corpses apparently has to do with the tradition that you have to be buried where you were born to be at peace after death. This and the fact that other things can delay a burial makes for a lot of corpses in "storage". The Taoist priests can control the corpses until they are buried, so they could be seen as either people keeping the zombie apocalypse at bay, or creepy powerful necromancers you should be afraid of.
Trailers:
Encounters of the Spooky Kind - ruclips.net/video/A8dfzPkK0vk/видео.html
Mr. Vampire - ruclips.net/video/oRoK8I-ONf0/видео.html
Mr. Vampire II - www.dailymotion.com/video/x22p07e
There are more sequels, but these are the only ones I can recommend.
So that's where RoboCop writer got the idea from.this masterpiece most be kept in the same shelf as Flight of Fury and Belly of the Beast,which you haven't reviewed and yes our great hero Mr Seagal is in it.
Oh man. I'm sure those are great.
All Godfrey Ho movies are anomalies of "filmmaking". Just like your "Steven Segal addiction" I was addicted to his movie for a while. But like Eckhart Tolle says "All addiction starts with pain and ends with pain" 😂
That definitely sums up the Seagal addiction.
@@JasonBrant Im glad you got that monkey off your back :D
Looks like you guys fell for the old 'Lets make the cover of the VHS tape look totally fucking awesome and absolutely nothing like the actual movie itself' trick . I too fell victim to this many times throughout my youth.
Jack burton just wants his truck back
He should call the insurance company.
"How much beer did you bring?"
"Not enough"
Loved it but I dont think you could ever bring enough beer to get through this film. You wouldn't have a blood stream by the end of it but more of a beer stream.
I thought the name was familiar, Godfrey Ho directed two of the Men Behind The Sun films, these were well know within the extreme underground cinema genre, which was 'my thing' back in the early 2000's. My god this guy was prolific, I counted on IMDB that he was credited with directing 24 films in 1987 alone... That's fucking nuts.
Jesus. How is that even possible?
The Jack Burton Porkchop express!
Yes, sir!
Been waiting for another upload. I've been watching you guys on repeat lol. Funniest shit ever. You guys have jokes for days without even trying. Keep up the good work.
Thanks! We're uploading a video a week now, usually on Sundays. We have some really wild movies coming up that we go nuts over.
@@JasonBrant the hype is real
@@jackgill6519 Wait till you see our Christmas episode.
@@JasonBrant Can’t wait, I respect you guys’ sacrifice for our entertainment, very fitting with the Christmas spirit
@@jackgill6519 🤣
whatever the whole movie crew was inhaling all along wasn't rice powder.
Hah, no doubt!
This movie makes complete sense….playing in a meth trailer
I can tell you this never before has a non ironic bad movie made me laugh so much before.
Yes he can fly he can fly, he can fly, he can fly he can fly, he just had to think happy thoughts
"as for our FLOURISHING drug business" - amazing that you can just keep finding such quality films
Oh my god, i watched this movie with a bunch of friends in college, it was a wild one.
This movie reminded me of "Brandy and Mr Whiskers" 😊.
"No end credits because nobody wanted their name on that." - credit to my friend Chelsea for that one
Still better Robcop 3 and the remake.
It's way more entertaining than those.
@@JasonBrant "I'm going to train vampires to deal with him" is now my go-to response to stressors.
@@doctorthirteen5499 🤣🤣 that's a great idea
A fantastic movie but certainly not for "beginners". I mean, you need to have some experience with really weird B-movies to sit through this and find it amusing. And just because it's an interesting fact (from Wikipedia):
"After they died, their bodies were transported back to their hometown because it was believed that their souls would feel homesick if they were buried somewhere unfamiliar to them. The corpses would be arranged upright in single file and be tied to long bamboo rods on the sides, while two men (one at the front and one at the back) would carry the ends of the rods on their shoulders and walk. When the bamboo flexed up and down, the corpses appeared to be "hopping" in unison when viewed from a distance away."
I definitely wouldn't recommend this to someone who isn't down with bad movies.
15:40 Robocop 3 all over again, hahaha!
🤣
Omg lol. "I have an idea. Let's make a You tube channel based on watching bad movies" *Proceeds to torture self forever
Not my best idea 🤣
Ok so I haven’t even seen ur video yet just saw the thumbnail and I just keep think what What WHAT WHATTTTTT ok ok I have to see this now I’m so excited. Thank you gentlemen for making my night
Your initial confused reaction was spot on. I still don't know what the hell happened during most of this movie. Hope you enjoyed the video!
Keep doing what you are doing guys ...just found the channel and started binging, hope y'all blow up soon
Appreciate it! From your lips to RUclips's algorithm.
THIS IS MADNESS love that line
What beer did you bring?!
Enough...
B-movies from other countries are notorious for illegally ripping stuff off. So on one hand, I thought we'd see Robocop on the other too many bad movies to list feature decently put together box covers to lure unsuspecting victims in.
I've been watching these for hours today and I'm dieing laughing. please keep this content coming. cheers
Thanks so much. Plenty more on the way!
Robocop waddles and fights like seagull in his recent films
Nice electric tape on his mask. Lol I'm cryin.... this is sooo bad.
Shockingly bad, isn't it?
In Chinese folklore, zombies hop because rigor mortis has set in, and they cannot bend. It's actually kinda terrifying.
16:35 The TP Witch? How dare you. Everyone knows scarves are the deadliest weapon... LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!🕺
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Can’t stop binge watching these 🤣
I remember those jumping vampires from Super Mario Land on the Gameboy xD
Samurai Robocop, zombies/vampires, and some sort of martial arts stunts at the same time, I can't tell if it's 'Fantasy' or 'Fuckery'.
Fantasy Fuckery sounds like a great genre.
@@JasonBrant Sounds like Deathstalker.
@@miskatonic_alumni I haven't seen any of those. Are they so bad they're good?
@@JasonBrant I've only seen the first one and it may qualify. But it's bad, and the sequels might be worse.
This was so many layers of cheese I lost count 🤣😂😂
Jiangshi vampires with the laziest design I've ever seen...
Godfrey Ho would literally make 20 movies in one year.
Another suggestion: The Room 2003 with Tommy Wiseau. You’ll have no trouble finding plenty to comment about…
Love that movie! I've seen it a lot though, so my reaction wouldn't be genuine if we watched it.
wtf?😂🤣 this Production Kills Me Right Away
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Original RoboCop titanium and Kevlar
This RoboCop bulletproof foil with stabproof tape
I can barely tell the difference between the two. They're almost mirror images.
I bought a set of 50 old movies from 30's to 90's and this one was in there
Did you watch it?
Why do they hop around like kangaroos? Lool 😭😭😂😂😂
It's so strange!
Another fan from Kentucky!!
Yo, David!
Got a third one here!
The hopping ninja-pires are awesome.
They're... something.
Those vampires reminded me of The Gods Must be Crazy movies.
Ah the memories.
There is a Bollywood blockbuster movie called Krish 3 from 2013. The movie is X-men ripoff. The villain has magneto powers and looks like the robot at 08:00 if the producers had trebled the budget. I think it is a movie that would be ideal for this show. And if you want to test your mettle more, it would be worth knowing, the first movie In the trilogy is Koi mIl gaya (when we met) and is an ET clone, for kids the second is called Krish, about the grandson of the boy Krish who encountered knockoff E.T. gaining powers. Think a more successful Hancock character. And then Krish 3 which is chock full of not too subtle adverts for Tata, Orengina and other household products.
This is better than the matrix, robocop and terminator combined
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Charles Band's unmade sequel to Eliminators.
That’s how a lot of military’s wear their dress cover chin straps, just under the bottom lip. Don’t ask me why!
The description has me roooooolling! Bahahahahhahaha "breasticles"! Hahahahahaha
Their vampires are a little stiff, all they can do is hop. 😆
Its very rare for hk movies, action movies in particular, to have plot. Action they have in spades
Anyone that has played Super Mario Land on the Gameboy knows this type of Vampires and how to handle them.
They were some of the worst chest compressions ever. No wonder he died
"That's how you know you're old; you don't put booze in yer ass." That was the only place to end this.
What's worse than vampires?
Coked up vampire/zombies.
Remember when people thought Plan 9 was the worst movie ever made? Well, some of these movies make Ed Wood look like fuckin' Kubrick of George Miller
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The vampires are a type of hopping vampire from china called Jiangshi
The hopping is hilarious.
I thought they were Pionpi
@@TCFan25 I had no idea what that was, but google says that they are based on the jiangshi
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Thanks so much for the kind words!
That’s why fireworks are dangerous
You've got to love Godfrey Ho! Somehow he always finds a couple of crappy movies to Frankenstein together and ship to the U.S.! At least this one had hopping vampires to make it more enjoyable than his typical ninjas in a backyard mixed with Asian gangster films.
The movies motivation was cocaine lmao!
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Believe it or not this all actually makes sense if you know a bit about the genre. Taoist priests can control Vampires with yellow prayers but the vampires are actually more like Zombies because they are stiff and can only hop, also you can fool them by holding your breath and sticky rice… don’t get me started on sticky rice oh, and black ink and chicken blood. Trust me it all makes sense. Watch Mr Vampire. A true classic.
Robocop from Ali express
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Wow! Just wow! Hopping vampire/zombies??? And that robot cop costume.
Wow is a good word to describe the entire movie. Just... wow.
I LOVE your videos. keep up the great work!
Thanks, bud! I appreciate that.
Mom, I want Doom!
We have Doom at home.
Doom at home.