[YTP] The Show Must Go On

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • Poor Alex. RUclips scotch-taped his ass shut.
    Music:
    "Tales from the Vienna Woods" by Johann Strauss II
    "2πr" by Clint Mansell

Комментарии • 546

  • @anueutsuho7425
    @anueutsuho7425 5 лет назад +832

    666 is a doubling of 33, and 33 is pi.
    Math genius.

    • @1urie1
      @1urie1 5 лет назад +55

      Can't you see he's breaking the conditioning?

    • @dougbennett8592
      @dougbennett8592 5 лет назад +37

      @@1urie1 Well, he is breaking something.

    • @GalaxyGal-
      @GalaxyGal- 5 лет назад +11

      Engineers irl.

    • @diegosanchez894
      @diegosanchez894 4 года назад +9

      @@GalaxyGal- π^2=g is my go to.

    • @GalaxyGal-
      @GalaxyGal- 4 года назад +8

      Diego Sanchez
      Mine is the harmonic approxilator:
      sinθ=θ

  • @kingofjs
    @kingofjs 5 лет назад +464

    People in Wheelchairs
    ITS FUNNY

  • @dannyvonwulffen4402
    @dannyvonwulffen4402 6 лет назад +607

    "Communism is like...."
    *INITIATE REVOLUTION*

    • @MarshalShayCormac
      @MarshalShayCormac 6 лет назад +20

      Mr Tailsrulz45 All Because Somebody Got the Bright Idea to Bring Alex Jones 15 Hookers and Ice Cream.

    • @facelessmonk6640
      @facelessmonk6640 4 года назад +5

      I CANT WAIT TO STARVE TO DEATH!!!!
      Haha original joke laugh

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 Год назад +2

      That damned smile

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 Год назад +1

      @@Big_Chungus935
      Almost as good as Jones' deranged expressions

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@facelessmonk6640uh oh, you got to Gulag now.

  • @MarshalShayCormac
    @MarshalShayCormac 6 лет назад +1222

    WHAT IS 1776?!
    WHAT IS GOD?!
    WHAT IS JUSTIN BEIBER?!
    Results: GAY BOMB

    • @nathantucker8489
      @nathantucker8489 5 лет назад +8

      Shay Patrick Cormac 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 funny as hell

    • @nathantucker8489
      @nathantucker8489 5 лет назад +11

      Shay Patrick Cormac my favorite part is what is 1776 what is God what is justin bieber and the f bombs and screams

    • @MarshalShayCormac
      @MarshalShayCormac 5 лет назад +7

      Nathan Tucker That’s Alex Jones Summed Up In One Sentence

    • @nathantucker8489
      @nathantucker8489 5 лет назад +2

      Shay Patrick Cormac what is Alex Jones

    • @MarshalShayCormac
      @MarshalShayCormac 5 лет назад +3

      Nathan Tucker A Thermonuclear Fireball

  • @sanfordflemming1
    @sanfordflemming1 4 года назад +176

    I love the fact that they didn’t even have to splice words. Like there’s full sentences of him yelling “I LOVE SATAN” and “33 is Pi”

  • @reneesenzatimore5775
    @reneesenzatimore5775 6 лет назад +958

    Tourettes guy as Alexa was a brilliant touch

  • @thevoldy5730
    @thevoldy5730 6 лет назад +590

    Experience the journey of Alex Jones failing at jeopardy, and failing to communicate his true feelings to Alexa.

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 6 лет назад +14

      **cries**
      Alexa play despacoto

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 5 лет назад +11

      @@theconductoresplin8092 "SHIIIIIT WHAT'S THAT DUMBASS WANT NOW?!"

  • @bismoose5444
    @bismoose5444 3 года назад +23

    0:42 *BRING ME 15 HOOKERS RIGHT NOW AND GET THE* ice cream!

  • @Shitmouth99
    @Shitmouth99 5 лет назад +249

    I would love to buy a Tourrettes Guy version of Alexa

  • @NYCybertruck
    @NYCybertruck 6 лет назад +306

    Please never stop making YTPs

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 5 лет назад +123

    Hello everybody, i'm Alex Jones!
    *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAH_*

  • @cpl.hollowpoint5352
    @cpl.hollowpoint5352 5 лет назад +77

    When he said “big bird knockin on your door” I was expecting that meme.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 2 года назад +5

      WHAT IS THAT JOKE? WHAT IS THAT?? _WHAT IS THAT?!?_

  • @guinealover6674
    @guinealover6674 6 лет назад +112

    Alex Jones obviously didn't see Hamilton or he would have known the answer to that Jeopardy question.

    • @Drew_64
      @Drew_64 5 лет назад +5

      Or better yet know about American History, in this videos portrayal of him as the ytp Alex Jones

  • @ayoutubechannelwhosubbedto968
    @ayoutubechannelwhosubbedto968 3 года назад +11

    "who programed you??"
    "BOB SAGET"

  • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
    @theevildrummingsithlord1492 6 лет назад +136

    It seems that Alex Jones would be a good heavy metal singer.

  • @stinky5242
    @stinky5242 6 лет назад +31

    *t h e y t u r n e d t h e f r e a k i n f r o g s g a y*

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 5 лет назад +54

    "People in wheelchairs..."
    "...it's funny!"
    Well, when you put it like that...

  • @NASCAR2011ROX
    @NASCAR2011ROX 6 лет назад +163

    I didn’t expect a Pi movie reference, lol great job!

  • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
    @theevildrummingsithlord1492 6 лет назад +46

    1:23 Alex Jones at the height of his existential crisis.

  • @mysterioso2006
    @mysterioso2006 6 лет назад +76

    I feel like Alex Jones YTPs are now a lost art. Thank you for keeping the flame alive!

  • @spartanboosts
    @spartanboosts 5 лет назад +58

    Literally one of the best youtube videos. I'm actually crying.

  • @MarkCuckerberg666
    @MarkCuckerberg666 6 лет назад +74

    33=Pi just like how 2+2=1776

  • @g59tothegrave
    @g59tothegrave 3 года назад +5

    0:22
    “I get a violent headache then a migraine if I eat poop” - Alex Jones

  • @kinoszoros
    @kinoszoros 6 лет назад +73

    3:12 there is nothing else that completes the splendor of the Texas Hill Country like this pure, beautiful angry man

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 5 лет назад +6

      *HELLOW EVERYBODY I’M ALEX JONES!*

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 5 лет назад +5

      @@DRSTRANGELOVEIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 5 лет назад +3

      @@Bloodletter8
      3:24
      Noice

  • @katiesimpson1945
    @katiesimpson1945 3 года назад +9

    This video has both the James Bond intro and a clip from an episode of Jeopardy. RIP Sean Connery and Alex Trebek.

  • @guyonyoutube6565
    @guyonyoutube6565 2 года назад +3

    “I’m a human, and I’m having succubus with goblins” Alex Jones

  • @cliffgoodbye
    @cliffgoodbye 6 лет назад +31

    BOB
    SAGET

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 6 лет назад +141

    *WHAT IS THE CITIZEN BRAIN?!?!*

  • @ytpreviewer5663
    @ytpreviewer5663 6 лет назад +16

    Say-Ton is the secret leader of the CIA.
    8/10

  • @MF99K
    @MF99K 4 года назад +5

    "33 is pi"
    *drug trip activates*

  • @carlanderton3rd
    @carlanderton3rd Год назад +4

    1:28 that "holy hell" followed by him hyperventilating is so good lmfao

  • @solidsparkle117gaming4
    @solidsparkle117gaming4 4 года назад +16

    4:13 "I wanna swim in your piss" I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @emo_ghost_boi_4901
    @emo_ghost_boi_4901 4 года назад +10

    The fact that this guy even exist makes me cry bitter bitter tears

  • @GalaxyBoy41
    @GalaxyBoy41 4 года назад +15

    4:27 *ALEX_JONES.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING*

  • @DohEntertainment
    @DohEntertainment 6 лет назад +15

    Oh yeah that episode of jeopardy, Alex lost $1,776 on final jeopardy. How could I forget?

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 3 года назад +7

    “What is Venezuela?”
    Oh my... he’s talking about me.

  • @onyx8231
    @onyx8231 6 лет назад +38

    Alex Jones, aka (the celebrity chasing YOU down the street) is too crazy for this to be The End.

    • @MarshalShayCormac
      @MarshalShayCormac 5 лет назад +10

      Son of a BITCH ! ! Big Bird Came Knocking on your door a million times and you laughed at him

  • @elaughter6415
    @elaughter6415 4 года назад +7

    That moment when you realize 5:32 on could actually be the legit intro to his show

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 5 лет назад +11

    *Camera pans slowly over*
    "Okay."
    I DIED

  • @minorcriticalmeltdown4584
    @minorcriticalmeltdown4584 6 лет назад +36

    This made my day, love you my man.

  • @ZoSo1973
    @ZoSo1973 5 лет назад +8

    3:27 pretty much sums up why I love YTPs so fucking much. Brilliant

  • @Teraprinny
    @Teraprinny 6 лет назад +15

    I haven't seen Tourretes guy been used in YTP for years! Brilliant. Great job man.

  • @ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins
    @ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins 4 года назад +7

    4:53 ✖When you're teacher wakes you up from a nap 😂😂😂
    5:21 ❌ I had to much PIEEE😂😂

  • @puretestosterone9614
    @puretestosterone9614 4 года назад +7

    Me, 11 years old, realizing that I'm dreaming, and that I can do whatever I want in public spaces: 1:40

  • @yellosmile2427
    @yellosmile2427 5 лет назад +16

    I feel like I got dumber watching this. Quality edit

  • @Kawsaki
    @Kawsaki 4 года назад +11

    People in wheelchairs.....
    IT'S FUNNY!!!
    I almost threw up my sandwich at how funny that was 😂

  • @MrStuniz96
    @MrStuniz96 6 лет назад +37

    1:02 my reaction when you upload.

  • @Justanobody8472
    @Justanobody8472 5 лет назад +19

    I need a tourettes guy Alexa now

  • @Kyberdude
    @Kyberdude 5 лет назад +14

    I wish I could be Alex Jones when he’s taking a dump. He seems like a very serious crapper.

  • @mightymartin4854
    @mightymartin4854 5 лет назад +9

    I loved that James Bond reference.

  • @bobsbrain397
    @bobsbrain397 5 лет назад +8

    2:46 turns out god was really GG allin

  • @AurorasAura4417
    @AurorasAura4417 4 года назад +3

    When he answered "what is Venezuela" to the jeopardy question I lost it

  • @rarabunfunny3611
    @rarabunfunny3611 5 лет назад +4

    *w h a t d o e s t h a t d u m b a s s w a n t n o w*

  • @yahsworld2940
    @yahsworld2940 5 лет назад +2

    That toilet scene killed me

  • @magnified111
    @magnified111 5 лет назад +4

    Boy, oh boy, am I glad I found this channel

  • @wintercrowngaming
    @wintercrowngaming 6 лет назад +14

    *LISTEN YOU SON OF A -----*

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 5 лет назад +9

    9 people have not broken the conditioning.

  • @onyx8231
    @onyx8231 4 года назад +5

    0:58 Seeing Alex Jones try to watch Jeopardy and then cussing at Alex Trebek has to be the funniest moment in YTP history. Well done! 1:45 Jones's face when Trebek gives the correct response kills me EVERY TIME!

  • @mikemo1993
    @mikemo1993 5 лет назад +12

    This was absolute Gold. 10/10 would recommend. I have never audibly laughed so hard by myself.

  • @TerranPersoid725
    @TerranPersoid725 3 года назад +4

    The Jeopardy part is pure genius! 🤣

  • @Zenthral
    @Zenthral 5 лет назад +3

    I’m fucking crying from the Jeopardy part. Thank you for this.

  • @TheBanMan
    @TheBanMan 5 лет назад +4

    This deserves an award for best thumbnail in history

    • @ramenninja04
      @ramenninja04 5 лет назад +1

      The Ban Man looks like the Björk stalker lmao

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 5 лет назад +1

      @@ramenninja04 This deserves an award for best reply to one of my comments in history

  • @zukodama666
    @zukodama666 5 лет назад +7

    BRING ME 15 HOOKERS NOW AND GET ME ice cream!!

    • @TimmyTheTinman
      @TimmyTheTinman Месяц назад +1

      Sounds like a good wholesome time to me

    • @zukodama666
      @zukodama666 Месяц назад

      @@TimmyTheTinman Indeed.

  • @XXpassegeofsighs
    @XXpassegeofsighs 5 лет назад +9

    IM HURTING MY THROAT FROM LAUGHING AT THE BEGINNING 😂😂

  • @statesk8r
    @statesk8r 6 лет назад +7

    I looked at my phone and saw "New video from Citizen Brain" and my ding dong moved

  • @terrymcginley912
    @terrymcginley912 5 лет назад +10

    People in wheel chairs. It’s funny!!

  • @quantumshock6620
    @quantumshock6620 6 лет назад +5

    I can't express how much I enjoyed this!

  • @MrDark93
    @MrDark93 3 года назад +2

    That windows log off nearly killed me.

  • @abit359
    @abit359 5 лет назад +6

    All dislikes are from Alex Jones

  • @aznluvr7
    @aznluvr7 4 года назад +2

    I'm CRYING with laughter, my stomach hurts! Hey Alexa...WHAT?! You knocked me dead.

  • @izzy4reel
    @izzy4reel 5 лет назад +3

    That pi movie spoof at the end, genius.

  • @ddplayerfromgodknowswhere7492
    @ddplayerfromgodknowswhere7492 3 года назад +2

    Lmaoooo The Jeopardy scene never gets old

  • @TheUltimateSlayer
    @TheUltimateSlayer 6 лет назад +16

    The shitting part was easily the funniest part 👌

  • @musicsmith14
    @musicsmith14 6 лет назад +3

    This is brilliant! Some of your best work.

  • @faselblaDer3te
    @faselblaDer3te 5 лет назад +12

    People in wheelchairs.
    It's funny!

  • @islandmasterjoaquinoftheis3117
    @islandmasterjoaquinoftheis3117 6 лет назад +5

    I knew there was gonna be a Jones-centric YTP after all that happened of late, joj well sir!

  • @Lils00
    @Lils00 5 лет назад +2

    That toilet part tho 😂🤣

  • @ciara.eason13
    @ciara.eason13 Год назад +3

    *BRING ME 15 HOOKER'S NOW AND GET THE* ✨Ice Cream!✨

  • @MrAledro84
    @MrAledro84 5 лет назад +5

    0:50 to 0:59 is legendary

    • @cornballfungus
      @cornballfungus 5 лет назад +1

      ale84 I died when I heard this

    • @thevanillafeziant
      @thevanillafeziant 4 года назад

      IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!! (That gets me every time)

  • @freethinker1277
    @freethinker1277 3 года назад +2

    2:45 finally a diety I can get onboard with.
    Also 0:46 to 2:04 is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. Great stuff.

  • @vaushlikeshorses6519
    @vaushlikeshorses6519 3 года назад +3

    i can't believe i used to watch alex jones unironically

  • @aphexboiz5035
    @aphexboiz5035 6 лет назад +5

    Quality content as always

  • @noahbauserman1768
    @noahbauserman1768 4 года назад +5

    2:14 Bernie?

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 4 года назад +2

    3:27 not if you keep shouting it out loud like your Sponebob about to steal from Sandy, Mister Jones

  • @SteveKroekerTV
    @SteveKroekerTV 6 лет назад +5

    You deserve a lot more views and subscribers, keep up the awesome work

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 6 лет назад +6

    I missed this channel so much

  • @terrymcginley912
    @terrymcginley912 5 лет назад +3

    Wow Alex there’s really something wrong with lol!!

  • @rhettmeyers474
    @rhettmeyers474 6 лет назад +9

    Wow, that ending was perfect. Hilarious stuff, but I wish you would get more views for these.

  • @busnut33
    @busnut33 6 лет назад +52

    Alex Jones will live on.. As poop! 🤣

  • @slipknot6622
    @slipknot6622 6 лет назад +6

    I always thought of god the same way Alex does.

  • @reedg6836
    @reedg6836 4 года назад +2

    “Johnny, have you heard of the golden ratio?”

  • @NTSTS0
    @NTSTS0 5 лет назад +1

    That is a banging remix at the end. I'd really enjoy that as a hardstyle track.

  • @jebhampton6031
    @jebhampton6031 5 лет назад +2

    THANK U FOR MAKING THIS ! lmao

  • @modman287
    @modman287 6 лет назад +4

    Dude, that Pi reference had me rolling XD

  • @pyromaniac2104
    @pyromaniac2104 5 лет назад +1

    You can take literally anything this man says out of context and it sounds funny

  • @AndreRQL
    @AndreRQL 4 года назад +4

    5:42 This should have been Info Wars real intro

  • @stoneapollyon8313
    @stoneapollyon8313 3 года назад +2

    "I wanna swim in your piss cause i love satan" That shit made me laugh harder than steel

  • @Bismuth83X
    @Bismuth83X 2 месяца назад +1

    My favorite part would have to be "'CAUSE I LOVE SATAN! YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT SATAN!"

  • @theautisticdoomgod
    @theautisticdoomgod 8 месяцев назад

    He is a iconic YTP star,
    and a secret agent.

  • @fnln3011
    @fnln3011 5 лет назад +1

    This is the sanest I've ever seen him