Snoopy the War Criminal
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nice!!!
Hello skedadudlers also hey
My Grandma promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year they will buy me a new Gaming keyboard. I really need that..,
YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Nice
"WHERE ARE THE ADULTS!!??"
There are no adults, just tall scary aliens with weird voices.
Whab wah whab waaah whomp.
@@esmith8818 SHIT THEY'VE FOUND US
@@jjlambert9105 Whum whaw wha Whum wha
@@jjlambert9105 BOAH, WE NEED TO RUN!
I've come to the conclusion that The Peanuts tales place in post apocalyptic times, and him and the gang are all in a simulation like Tranquility Lane from Fallout 3.
Their bodies have aged terribly like Mr. House but they live in a state of constant childhood.
At this point in Snoopy's life, war is the only thing holding him together
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Was that an Ethereal Snake reference?
Mickey nooooo
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I wonder if God watches the events that unfurl when men take up arms against men.
"Where are the adults?!"
They're disembodied voices that speak gibberish
**sad trombone**
If you really think about it the universe of charlie brown is deeply terrifying on an existential level
*speak Swedish chef
*wAH*
Womp womp womp womp whaaa?!
Charlie: He`s just a kid !
Snoppy: TAKE IT UP WITH THE KAISER.
Not to nitpick, but it's spelled Kaiser (German for Emperor, meaning German Empire is in fact Deutsches Kaiserreich). Those are two pretty funny lines though
Edited: I have achieved inner peace. The mistake has been corrected on the original message. (though Snoopy is still spelled wrong, the exclamation mark is off the end, an apostrophe was not used in the abbreviation, etc.)
@@caesar6733 oh shit
@@kaiser5125 fear me, I will correct your spelling
Bars man
@@caesar6733Snoppy can't spell German lol
Charlie: “He’s defenseless!”
Snoopy: “I missed the part where that’s my problem”
Lol
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It’s funny
My mother once said she wants grandchildren.
I missed the part where that's my problem. Especially because my sister already gave her 2 with a third on the way.
@Kenny's Life Stories They are saying that they are a spammer and you should go through all the comments and report all their replies as spam. At least, that's what I do when I see someone repeatedly posting the same link anywhere.
Charlie: YOU ARE GONNA BE DEAD SOON
Snoopy: I’ve died before...
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Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear lit
Snoopy: Maybe. But you're going to be cancelled for making the Black kid sit alone at dinner during the holidays.
Charlie: ... I'll get the shovel and trash bag.
Lol.
"It's only a war crime if you end up losing." - Sin Tzu, or something...
i didn't say that a$$hole
@@sunzoo7173 Obviously you didn't. Your more successful brother did :3
@Eugene Crabs08 the fu- is techno blade? (I read all of “the art of war”)
I mean.... True
@@Crusade6539 wow look at this guy flex how he read it
“That was wrong! THAT WAS WRONG!”
“We’re heroes! WE’RE HEROES!”
You'll always be a villain in someones book
I am all of me
@@777dragonborn there is a such. Thing as heros dude
The duality of man.
Or child... and dog.
Those who are heroes to us, are villains to others
I immediately recognized Meatcanyon's voice for Snoopy. You just know chaos is about to ensue when you hear it.
Its like identical to piccolo lol to the point that if i over heard someone else watching this id be mind blown to find out it wasnt him😂
He also does Charlie
I knew it was familiar
BLOOS CLOOS
Thank you someone else noticed
_"They're asleep!"_
Snoopy:
_"Sounds like a big load of not my problem"_
Big load of copying a comment
A battlefield 1 moment
@@thefunnyman3008
Biggest inspiration is from this vid
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And no, it is not a Rickroll
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It’s even more sad when you realize that WW1 pilots rarely had parachutes so he must made one himself
It's even more sad when you realize that WW1 planes didn't have built-in machine guns, so he must of made one himself.
@@massimoscognamiglio7369 it's even more sad when you realize that ww1 planes didn't have wings so he must have made it by hand
This thread is making me even more sad...
SAD
@@ariejohnson1944 It's even more sad when you realize that planes were usually flown by reindeer so he made the engine himself.
The geneva convention was then put into effect after Snoopy's activities.
Geneva convention...more like GENEVA SUGGESTION
@@brunor.2895 Geneva bucketlist
@@bloodangel19 said putin
@@radish.6660 Lol as if Putin is the worst war criminal in modern times. Search up general butt naked
Mustard gas, just a bit of a war crime. Shooting at a bailed out pilot that's taken it to far.
Yeah I know, people trying to patch the humanity oldest game .The good news is that according to the Geneva Convention flamethrowers are not illegal, even if their use has been nerfed.
Too bad that trump isn't in power anymore. Maybe icc can investigate this now🤔
If I remember my history, that started happened later in the war and then almost became sop.
Fun fact the USA used the most bioweapons and chemical weapons in the 2nd world war and refused to sign the Geneva accord
Funny warthunder man
"To judge the soldiers is up to God. To send them to him, is up to me..." -Snoopy Brown
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I forget,Where is this quote from?
If the Good Lord. Had intended us to *not* Bomb the Jerries. He wouldn't have made them so damned inflammable. In the first place"
Snoopy Brown
@@Annihilator27 man on fire
Based
Snoopy left the Front, but the Front never left him. The feeling of Woodstock's brains smeared across the back of Snoopy's neck after a Hun fighter squadron ambushed them near Versailles still haunts him. The screams of pain somehow echoing over the roar of engines and gun fire. Snoopy lost his best friend that day, but even worse he lost his humanity.
...On that day Snoopy spun his fighter around and managed to take down 4 of the 5 fighters that had managed to not only kill Woodstock, but took down his wingman.
As Snoopy turned to take on the last of the Huns, his engine sputtered from taking a round in the fight. As he tried to bank and break off the last fighter lined up his sights...
And promptly met God as Snoopy's wingman came screaming out from under him, trailing smoke, headed straight at the enemy plane. In the flash that Snoopy saw him, he saw a blue blanket streaked with red, tied around the throat of the pilot, a bald man preparing to bail from the flaming aircraft, the co-pilots last attempt to pull his partner from the plane before he jumped, and finally, the pilots grin as he smashed his plane into the enemy, killing them both.
At HQ Snoopy went to check on the airman, to see if he made it back ok. When he walked into the Commanders tent to file his report, he saw the airman. Running over to him, he asked what the co-pilots name was.
"Charlie Brown, you're Snoopy right? The one we were supposed to cover? I'm sorry about your friend, they came outta the sun like ghosts."
Taken aback, Snoopy looked at Charlie, "Uh...thank you. It's OK, Jerry is pretty crafty if you don't expect it, but I meant the pilot. The one you were flying with, the one who saved both our skins."
Charlie, dejected, looks down and tells Snoopy, "Linus. That man's name was Linus. He was also my brother in law. Who was your friend?"
Snoopy touches the back of his now sticky neck, "Woodstock. His name was Woodstock...and he was my hus...brother. He was my brother. I'm glad you're alive Charlie Brown, I need a new co-pilot..."
@@kyrusdrax2664 What kind of fan fiction us this
@@nickkohlmann High ramblings of half remembered Charlie Brown lore
“He’s just a kid”
“You think that when he hits the ground he’s gonna stop being a soldier”
That’s really true actually
"She is very powerful, but her snizz is green."
I lost it when I heard that.
James T Kirk: "I'm fine with that
Wicked
Well done you quoted the video exactly with no jokes I’ve never seen that before
And the stench of week old fish is overwhelming.
Charlie: he's defenceless, he's just a kid
Snoopy: no, he's Raid Shadow Legends. he has chosen death
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Yes your death and all those who do not listen to our holy word. Those who do not play raid shadow legends will perish in holy fire.
So essentially it’s a cult now?
@@XIIIRoxasKeyblades it was always a cult
@@Vanishingink4 Another question: is it a demonic cult?
The fact that this could be true with how dark Snoopy’s backstory is in the movies is horrifying
What movie backstory? Now I really wanna know!
i need to know what his backstory is
What?
?
@@bobcat24 E que tem cenas de batalhas no filme do Snoopy's e como agente sabe ele desconta a raiva dele em alguém então talvez ele já machucou muitas pessoas por isso tem vizinhos que tem medo dele
“Take it up with the Kaiser!”
“TAKE IT UP WITH THE KAISER” gosh 😂😂
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@@Account-jn7xu thx
Dude I choked laughing so hard at that
@@samuelkuntz3393 same lmao 😂
Charlie: “He’s just a kid.”
Snoopy: “Kids are cruel, Charlie. And I’m very in touch with my inner child.”
Where is this from? It sounds familiar....
@@jamesvanitas it's a line spoken by Sundowner, one of the bosses from Metal Gear Rising
Red sun over paradise.
@@salsamancer
Thanks for the info man
Lmao I was just watching that boss fight
“Geneva convention, Geneva suggestion”
-Snoopy 1917
*Charlie:* oh Jesus Christ! They're going to have to put you down Snoopy!! you're going to be dead soon!!
*Snoopy:* ...I was always already Dead Charlie....
Charlie: "they're asleep!"
Snoopy: "All the more reason to do it"
"Shooting at a bailed out pilot is wrong!"
And then there's Titanfall...
Tone: not my problem
@@Dr.s3RTH Yeah, you're right. Pilots that eject from Titans aren't defenseless after all since they've got tools that make them dangerous even in mid-air.
"PULL!" 👤🎯💥
Lol true, but God it feels incredible nailing an ejected pilot w/ Northstar.
I'm a monster...😰
Then there are those pilots who decide to use their hover kit at the peak of their ejection. Those are just asking for an Ion to pop them.
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“They’re sleeping! Their blankets are on!”
missed that the first time
They're about to sleep... forever!💀☠️
Damn snoopy have you forgotten about how many times the Red Baron let you parachute to safety?
Next time you take to the sky's man, you might not come back, the air is not kind to those that break its code.
For snoopy's courage and valor in battle, he was awarded the Victoria Cross. Charlie Brown would tell the true story 20 years later in his memoir, "A Calm Morning of Death", however would fade into obscurity in the bowels of history, later dying of suicide in his small apartment in the 5 years following the writing of his memoir due to death threats on his family from fans of Snoopy and history revisionists. Snoopy would go on to become a high ranking political figure in British Parliament, as his valor and courage made him a strong war-hawk and advocate for involvement in the 2nd World War. Snoopy would die at the late age of 95, the movie of the same name as Charlie Brown's book serving as the source material. Director Mel Gibson wrote " [We] had to take some creative liberties with the telling of the story. History isn't always painted in black and white and neither is the story of the famed hero Snoopy."
Goddamn...spot on
Is it weird that I read this in the style of an old British commentator
Wait, so would the movie portray him as a hero or criminal?
@@jwilson544 clearly, as his history shows, snoopy’s story isn’t one that can be associated to black and white. Due to our lack of knowledge on his history and only snippets of his life being seen through personal recollections from his allies and enemies alike, figuring out who he was as a person is more complicated than one would think. In a more personal memoir “Peanuts” written by a certain Peppermint Patty, assumedly Snoopy’s lover, he is described as a “most charitable, good-hearted man”. As such, this was also an inspiration in Mel Gibson’s rendition of his life. As shown in the scene following this action packed sequence, within the film snoopy was depicted as having severe shellshock following the war and having outbursts of anger, something which missus Patty describes vividly in Chapter 11 of her memoir.
@@ImprovXI I don't think that answered my question 🤣
Charlie: They're asleep!
Snoopy: They'll sleep forever when I'm done.
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That's the line I was thinking of and would have used.
We are going to help them sleep for ever
Man, meatcanyon's voice acting skills never cease to amaze me
Privates: WE CAN'T DO IT , ITS A WAR CRIME
Sergeants: THATS YOUR PHAKING JOB
“He's just a kid!”
*“Take it up with the Kaiser..!”*
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@Daniel Woytowich :)
That part was hilarious. Im glad i wasnt thr only one who thought that.
Jesus christ
@Daniel Woytowich you must really have a lot of friends😂
*When Flashgitz' adaptation is better than the original*
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@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai liked simply because of your name lol
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@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai how is the holy land of Hentai doing for you?
@@Werhgrjdtvrykum Good🗿
0:41 a hero to ur county and ur county only
There’s something about MeatCanyon voicing Snoopy that makes me proud to be alive rn
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He also voiced Charlie lol
The M in Snoopy is for mercy
Wait a minute!
Smoopy
@@self-proclaimednimwit2263 The M in Smoopy is for mustard gas
@@Zonca2 it also stands for mass homicide
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Charlie Brown: "He's just a kid!!!"
Snoopy: "take it up with the Kaiser...."
The Kaiser: "yeah......I'm staying out of this one."
Considering he signed the blank cheque that brought them into the Great War in the first place, I don’t think he can.
"Do your goddamn job Charlie Brown"😂
“I suppose you want to see my snizz?” Am I the only one who finds their ads funnier than the cartoons?? 😂😂
This and internet historian "add thyme" is always entertaining
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Lmao
Monty Python blows.
They might as well make every ad their own ya know?
"Remember its not a war crime if you win."-Snoopy
"It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it", could also work.
World war 1 & 2 in a nutshell
Charles Lighttoller has entered the chat 😏
Remember Charles only the weak surrender- also Snoopy
Which is why we hate nazis
1:40 That sounds accurate
I feel like they made this when they learned that Snoopy pretended to be an Ace Pilot during WW1.
Charlie Brown: He's just a kid!!!
Snoopy: So anyways I started blasting
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What Sexy Pfp.... Sign my GODLY NIPPLES please!!!!!
'Take it up with the Kaiser' he's the final boss, called it.
Welcome to the Charlie Brown Memorial Day Special titled: "It's a war crime Charlie Brown!"
🤣
the second I heard "We're not done yet"
Oh No, He's gunna commit a war crime
Snoopy prepares to commit a hate crime
I like how you can make it look like 3weeks ago rather than just now
Ahem, the mustard gass
“He’s just a kid!”
Snoopy:
*age is just a number*
Lol.
Hey Elmo has the same saying!
@@alpharius5178 Elmo supports child labour aswell I see
@@cryingcatgoesbark310 hmm that I didn’t not know, but there is the Stop Touching Me Elmo doll. That is what I was referring to.
bullets are just lead
This has to be one of my favorite FlashGitz cartoons... it's just so damn perfect.
This escalated insanely fast... This is quickly becoming my favorite channel.
“Were going to have to put you down! You’re going to be dead soon!”
“I smell the sulphur already and I welcome it”
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Charlie Brown: "He's defenseless!"
Snoopy: "That sounds like an iss-ue, not an iss-me."
Der ist wirklich gut 😂
My English high school teacher Ms. Daurghty would like a word with you after class.
Alone.
@@N-HTTi bring it on 🙂
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100% meat canyon energy even though he's just doing the VO.
Charlie: hes just a child
Snoopy: I missed the part where that's my problem
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C: “They’re asleep!”
S: “And they’re gonna stay asleep for a long time!”
Snoopy: I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory
Charlie Brown: tf?
Napalm was invented in 1942 though... "I love the smell of mustard gas in the morning"?
@@BeaverChainsaw and WW2 ended in 1945. So it existed at the time. Just depends whether it was used or not
**NNNNEEEERRRRRDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!**
Molten victory. Breath it in nice and deep.
@@Werhgrjdtvrykum the plane looks like a WWI plane. So he might be right about it not existing in that time
this is amazing never stop making these
1:46 "Man those bath salts really be hitting hard by now"
If Snoopy was the leader...Sasha would still be alive
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aot?
Nice spoiler douche I haven’t finished charlie browns Titan special
Lmaoo ; - ;
Spoiler warning nigga????
Charlie Brown: "Your gonna be dead soon Snoopy!
Snoopy: "You either live for nothing, or die for something.
Thank you, I needed this.
Now this is the kind of content I've been expecting since Meatcanyon moved down there with you guys. I have finally witnessed perfection.
WHO WANTS A JAWBREAKER
“There are no prisoners in war, Charlie.”
"Yes there is Snoopy, *it's in the name!*"
war is instrumental, combat is existential
"You think he's just gonna hit the ground and stop being a soldier?" He's got a point
1:14
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This was a story line in "Saving Private Ryan".
I figured the resolution would be to shoot the parachute so when he hit the ground...he couldn't...continue being...a soldier...
@@OutsideTheTargetDemographic Yeah he would be dead lol. You don't fall from 1,000 feet and just break your legs.
@Multiple internet personalities and so do they. That's the point. Cut him loose and he just mercs one of yours down the road. At that point the reeason for the war is irrelevant. It's now your war, hyper focused on only the immediate repercussions.
this makes those scenes with him and woodstock on the doghouse in flight goggles so much more intense.
You've gotten so much better!
And that's when Snoopy got recruited by the Black Templars.
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I know they're crazy but would even the Black Templars be so cruel as to use chemical weapons and shooting at bailed out pilots?
@S N Yes, how foolish of me, Brother.
Linus: *"Tis just a flesh wound."*
Not enough clickbaits in that sentence.
@@balintvasvari7573 'Tisn't
More like *"Gurgle Gurgle"*
Omg this was excellent!!
A German Fokker d.vII not doing any maneuver is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but flashgitz just makes it’s funny 0:56
Snoopy commited 47 war crimes before his arrest.
Charlie: but their sleeping
Snoopy: and I took that personally.
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*they're
@@PlayMoGame and you took THAT personally
but we know how that song and dance goes
I like that Snoopy just gnawed on Linus's flesh, and he just casually walked back and climbed up to his doghouse like nothing happened
This has be one best one you have made
"He's just a kid".
*shows full grown man with Linus' head*
mighta been like 17 or 18
@@Necro_fury I was 5'11" at 12.. so yeah. size doesnt say age.
It was actually Linus and Pig Pen in a trenchcoat.
Elves: "WE ARE NOT LEWD"
Also elves: "WANNA SEE MY SNIZ?"
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I was pumped to see their next ad, till it was about the elves.
Also elf: *is dressed like a stripper*
When he said “We’re not done yet” I knew Snoopy was too far gone
"They're asleep!"
"Let's make sure they stay that way..."
"She's very powerful but her snizz is green" Fantastic.
Sorry the Lady of the Lake sounds like a man. Yes it's British and funny sounding but yet no. There are plenty of female actresses out there. Then again if there was a female actress this would probably be demonetized. Too much too much.
@@charlemagnetheFranks what the hell is this complaint of yours? Please say it was just sarcasm.
It's a silly style of promoting an ad, doesn't really need to be more than that
I'm going to assume the marketing manager they gave the script to didn't know what a snizz was...... must be either american or non-native english speaker.... like an Indian or something.
But is there a snuke in her snizz? I'll take snukeless green over what LoL is probably hiding.
But her snizz is green lost it 😆 🤣 😂
I love how Charlie just goes full vengeful mode on snoopy and uses the threaten “your gonna be put down” on him
When dogs injure ,but,or kill someone they have to be put down by law
It's not a threat, if your dog attacks someone, they're gonna be put down.
@@magisterrleth3129 they can try to put him down but these 7.62s are in the way
Looks like snoopy will be having a good time this Christmas Day
Wholesome content I subscribed for
Charlie: “gonna have to put you down snoopy!”
Snoopy: “oh.... *YOU’LL TRY*
The ultimate soldier
Charlie Brown: what are you doing he’s defenseless.
Snoopy: peace was never an option.
This video is incredible!
Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only channels that make these adverts enjoyable enough to watch 😂
I forgot I was subbed to you 🤝
Why
@@Albert_7 LMFAO
Hey when are you gonna make more videos 😤😤😤😤
@@modalinterchange8359 Today
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Charlie brown why couldn't you use his blanket to stop the bleeding lol
Cause he’s a blockhead
Linus has the blanket, not Charlie brown
The blanket is full of filith and will give the child sepsis but it would probably stop the bleeding
He always carries that blanket because it stops his bleeding
A blanket anit gonna do nothing to a torn up throat lmao
"We're going to have to put you down Snoopy!"
One of my favourite videos of the year
"Do Your Goddamn Job, Charlie Brown"
Premiering this Thursday 8/7 Central on ABC!
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This was great!
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Snoopy: “Their about to be awake”
music: YES!
YES!
YES!
“You’re going to be dead soon!”
Unfortunately for Charlie Brown, Snoopy was already dead inside.
After hearing that, Charlie Brown was never seen from again. His disappearance as well as Linus's, was a mystery their families would wonder about for ages, all they had left was the family dog, which they took good care of from then on, as he was all they had left. Such a good and loyal dog, the family remarked.
“The krauts, Charlie. They’ll sleep when they’re dead.”
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you know what that means!!!!
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niec
A freakin work of art
this feels heart warming
"They're asleep."
Snoopy: *"They'll sleep deeper"*
No one:
Flashgitz: So hey we made an animation about something you loved as a kid!
No one: *Don't you dare*
I did..........
MeatCanyon: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!
So everyone wants it?