I'm rewatching old podcasts, impatiently waiting for your comeback Chris. Hope you're doing well. Your fans are with you, we never doubted you. Sending positive vibes...
@@ericanderson735 see his workout videos and see him defending it? The guy is a massive hypocrite and his ego is so large, that he can't admit he became what he hates. It seems to be a running theme with him. The guy is legitimately delusional in his own right. To still like this guy today means those people who do have at minimum a little bit of Chris's bad ways in them. Otherwise his ways would be polarizing to them in a negative light.
@@peteferguson9261 I don't know about others but I personally enjoy his comedy. To not like somebody's actions is one thing but to HATE them completely shows just how much of a life you have.I don't mean to offend you in any way but you gotta understand hating on others makes them feel like shit even if they don't show it. I am guessing you are older than me so i will say to please leave if you have something negative to say with all due respect. Have a nice day
I've been so depressed lately and literally this podcast is one of the few thing that cheers me up every week. Thank you sooooo much! I love you chris!
Not to get too mushy on you Chris but I really needed this for my anxiety and listening to this pod restores some semblance of hope in my life. Thank you and stay safe babies.
@@Zingaa dude a few times and I've been searching for it in past episodes. He talks about system of a down and he talks about male toxicity and whenever he mentions male toxicity he does what you saw there. Dude I promise he did it in a few eps
OMG!!! 😂🚨💣👊🏽😎👊🏽💣🚨😂 🎶🎶 “I miss my husband because he used to put it in my BUTT! And a 1... And a 2... It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone!”🎶🎶 OH my ever loving GAWD! That was sooooo FUNNY!!!!
@Fast Ration , well its ok to go out for a walk..just stay away from people...u need exercise and fresh air and Chris needs company..Cuomo said he noticed the virus effected his thinking plus hes had fever...fever can do that..keep your fever lowered if u get one...tylenol or ibu or cool /cold bath or cool wet sheet over your body with fan blowing on it and you...
I remember some comedians were worried about how close all these specials were dropping next to each other on Netflix. But now that Rona happened, it couldn’t be better. We need as much content as possible right now to help us cope with how crazy and bleak things are.
Working from home during the covid crisis. I am a medical coder, drowning in work. I am so glad I discovered your podcast D’Elia, you are bringing some light into my depressing days.
@John Boyce Thanks Boyce, I am not a frontline worker, but my colleagues in nursing are, some of them are getting sick. I wish some people started taking this more seriously because they are putting our medical community at risk. Stay safe!
I pressed play and immediately came down here to say that I don’t even know what you’re going to say or talk about, I’m just so glad you put out a new episode. I really needed this. Thank you man.
It has gotten to this place where these hit so hard that I just wait like its my weekly cult sermon. He is the funniest mofo and it’s not even the reason I listen, its because he literally is the only rational person in my life.
This was my first podcast of Chris D,Elia and all I can say is holy shit. I wish I’d seen this guy sooner. He’s hilarious but his realism is so on point. He speaks the reality nobody wants to talk about. Can’t wait for April 14th!
Hey Chris! Just want to let you know that your podcast is getting me and my guy through the pandemic still havin' a silly goose time. Thanks for still doing this!
CHRIS YOU ARE THE SHIT. YOU ARE SO TALENTED.. BRO, YOU MADE IT IN LIFE. NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. LIFE RIPS AND SOMETIMES DIPS...
Thank god for this podcast!! I’m listening to this while sitting in my car after fixing my flat only to get another flat in eastbumbafuck but you know what? Life rips!!!!
I think THAT’S the part that is the scariest and most heart breaking...that those that DO get sick, and it goes downhill, will die utterly ALONE, with no friends or family. God bless us all. 😢😣😔🤭
Damn I started crying when you were watching your friends video 🥺😔 I really felt it when he was talking. Made me really rethink going out into the world and being even more quarantined. People are dying alone! That’s some REAL shit right there. What worse way is there to go then that? You can’t even be around the people you love?!?! Shout outs to all the people risking their lives for the people who are sick. True saints. We need to figure out a way to band together and show love to all the doctors and nurses who are on the front lines. Much love and prayers for all the people who are suffering as we speak. Our prayers are with you!
Im a Christian and the people who demand and banish the disease CRACK ME UP! Like I just see God like "Dude, I know whats going on, Im God! Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill." Lol
Dude how come I didn't know you had a youtube channel doing these podcasts! Wow man I really loved watching your shows on Netflix, watched them 3-4 times lol. You're one of my favourite comedians and I wish I knew you had a yt channel before! Thank you for all your work if you are reading this! Much love from Turkey, Istanbul.
When I was in highschool a cop came to my house late at night and asked to speak to my dad about me. I asked what was going on and the cop yelled at me to stay out of it and my dad said go inside. 10 minutes later my dad came inside and the cop left and nothing happened. To this day he never told me what it was about or what I did. He just said "just don't do anything you're not suppose to be doing". I still have trust issues and am paranoid by cops.
33:50 I just fell in LOVE with Chris, AGAIN!...holy shit, Im dying!!...I don't care what the fuck He did I'll sit in prison with him and listen to HIM crack these jokes and break scenes!! Oh my GOD I can get ENOUGH!!! I am a victim to Chris's humor and life lessons. :)) Stockholm syndrome love every minute EVERY SECOND of his "ABUSE" LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
Like I said Ive been in quarantine since the 11th with "bronchitis" I wish I could speak directly with Michael Yo, but TRULY THE IMPORTANT THING IS LIFE!!! I truly hope I see the other side of this because I will speak to this nation before I die
Thank you for this podcast Chris...keep it real man..it's really re corrected my perspective from that comedians testimony ...stay safe and keep it up..cheers
The guy who contracted corona... I just- my heart goes out to him. I’m so glad he made it and his family has him. I would absolutely die if my husband got sick. He has asthma and diabetes type 2. I would be in terrible shape if he got sick. I couldn’t take it.
Chris in this episode: “one good thing about the coronavirus is you can’t get cancelled now because everyone is more concerned about the virus” Whoooooooooops
"Stay the fuck at home..."
"I went in to get a coffee..."
He's doing his part
Yeah, he's got a racist Starbucks in his mansion... He didn't actually go OUT
@@UffDaDan mansion,..his own starbucks..? his kookiness is prob just a comic act
@@UffDaDanoh yeah the racist starbucks 😂
I'm rewatching old podcasts, impatiently waiting for your comeback Chris. Hope you're doing well. Your fans are with you, we never doubted you. Sending positive vibes...
Literally everybody: Stay home except for essential trips
Chris' essential trip: *COFFEE*
lol Chris probably has his own espresso machine catching cobwebs and he’s still going out for americanos
he drinks coffee at starbucks like a 16 year old girl
Surely an expensive coffee machine would be a dentless purchase for the great one?
Chris only cares about himself
Chris goes to Coffee Bean. And cares about a lot of people too.
Chris at 40 on the internet:
*angrily asks girls to do the twisty hand thing*
Note taken
Lol
not all heroes wear capes y'know
He ain’t wrong tho, good looks
👌🏼
the longer chris is alone in quarantine, the better these podcasts get. he’s slowly going insane.
Justus Kelley the worse it gets. Less silly goose more political and more hypocrisy. Guys ego is blowing the fuck up.
Love it !
Whats it like to be blind do douche bags?
@@ericanderson735 see his workout videos and see him defending it? The guy is a massive hypocrite and his ego is so large, that he can't admit he became what he hates. It seems to be a running theme with him. The guy is legitimately delusional in his own right. To still like this guy today means those people who do have at minimum a little bit of Chris's bad ways in them. Otherwise his ways would be polarizing to them in a negative light.
@@peteferguson9261 I don't know about others but I personally enjoy his comedy. To not like somebody's actions is one thing but to HATE them completely shows just how much of a life you have.I don't mean to offend you in any way but you gotta understand hating on others makes them feel like shit even if they don't show it. I am guessing you are older than me so i will say to please leave if you have something negative to say with all due respect. Have a nice day
Chris's stories about his dad are the best 🤟
I want him to have Bill on as a guest! He’s had Matt on twice
Chris's dad is like the ultimate dad from these stories 😆
The calamari episode
I've been so depressed lately and literally this podcast is one of the few thing that cheers me up every week.
Thank you sooooo much!
I love you chris!
I love when Chris milks jokes... Reminds me of when my husband would milk my trouser snake.. 🎶...and it's not unusual to feel loved by anyone🎶
Fucking perfect
OMG!!! 😂🚨💣👊🏽😎👊🏽💣🚨😂
🎶🎶 “I miss my husband because he used to put it in my BUTT! And a 1... And a 2... It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone!”🎶🎶
WHAT could it mean to milk a trouser snake?…
Not to get too mushy on you Chris but I really needed this for my anxiety and listening to this pod restores some semblance of hope in my life. Thank you and stay safe babies.
No one:
Chris D'Elia: stroking my coffee and suckin' it off
No kings speech??? He definitely has corona my fellow babies.
It is a rich mans virus. **Beep Beep Beep
Mabzzzy spoiler alert pls!!!
36:33
But Chris got better: Didn’t even make a DEEENT
I DIDDLE I I I
I always love when Chris does Sysstem of a down toxicity 😄🤘
When has he done it before?? XD
@@Zingaa dude a few times and I've been searching for it in past episodes. He talks about system of a down and he talks about male toxicity and whenever he mentions male toxicity he does what you saw there. Dude I promise he did it in a few eps
@@Zingaa Yeah he's done it a few times. It's great 😂
"My wife used to pee on me. It's not unuuuuusuaal to be loved by anyone!" lmao
Can’t cope this is tooo funny!
Haha, yyyyeeeesssss, dude.
OMG!!! 😂🚨💣👊🏽😎👊🏽💣🚨😂
🎶🎶 “I miss my husband because he used to put it in my BUTT! And a 1... And a 2... It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone!”🎶🎶
OH my ever loving GAWD! That was sooooo FUNNY!!!!
"By the way girls...do the twisty hand thing"
my dude says it feels like a Chinese burn
Ruhma Khan I wouldn’t do it if he doesn’t like it but Chinese burn means there’s friction so maybe use “lube” if you guys are going to try again ?
Fucking, hilarious
Hey Chris still not enough ads. There are still parts of the podcast where you're not reading ads
😂😂😂I would love a podcast with only ads
If you're a fan of his you know not to say that. Because he will do a whole hour of ads and just make Bagz and not give a shit.
I don't think Kyle's being sarcastic. We'd all absolutely watch an april fool's episode full of ads. Bags!
@@paddyknapp4151 I like him so much. I'd watch him watch paint dry. Lol.
*pulls pin on grenade*
*throws grenade*
EH
lmaoooo 🤣
@@ninag3068 I'm actually dying at this haha.
eeeeeeeeuhhhh
Fuck yes.
s'basic
Chris: it pisses me off when I see people out
Also Chris: leaves his house for coffee
@Fast Ration , well its ok to go out for a walk..just stay away from people...u need exercise and fresh air and Chris needs company..Cuomo said he noticed the virus effected his thinking plus hes had fever...fever can do that..keep your fever lowered if u get one...tylenol or ibu or cool /cold bath or cool wet sheet over your body with fan blowing on it and you...
I remember some comedians were worried about how close all these specials were dropping next to each other on Netflix. But now that Rona happened, it couldn’t be better. We need as much content as possible right now to help us cope with how crazy and bleak things are.
🎶🎵 *ThE ToXiCiTy iN oUr cItY, In OuR cIIIIIIIIItY!!* 🎵🎶 🤟
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Please help me with the time he does this😂
@@Brianna.D 33:51 😂
@@Brianna.D also 34:33🤟
🤘🏻yes dude! Thank you!
Working from home during the covid crisis. I am a medical coder, drowning in work. I am so glad I discovered your podcast D’Elia, you are bringing some light into my depressing days.
@John Boyce Thanks Boyce, I am not a frontline worker, but my colleagues in nursing are, some of them are getting sick. I wish some people started taking this more seriously because they are putting our medical community at risk. Stay safe!
I pressed play and immediately came down here to say that I don’t even know what you’re going to say or talk about, I’m just so glad you put out a new episode. I really needed this. Thank you man.
It has gotten to this place where these hit so hard that I just wait like its my weekly cult sermon. He is the funniest mofo and it’s not even the reason I listen, its because he literally is the only rational person in my life.
Mac Matheson
Hey. Stop.
@Mac Matheson Hey Mac. Wall of text.
Ok there
@Mac Matheson you want them to be mad so much 😂😂 stop it
Hey Brittany "wanna do things" to each other, it'll be fun and Corona free!! LMAO 😂🤔😂
"Rollin' on my dolo" needs to be a shirt
This was my first podcast of Chris D,Elia and all I can say is holy shit. I wish I’d seen this guy sooner. He’s hilarious but his realism is so on point. He speaks the reality nobody wants to talk about. Can’t wait for April 14th!
"Sickness BEGONE!!" - Dennis Reynolds
Dennis is underrated
The Golden God
"I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!" 😂😂
(Enter: Dayman)
@@EvolveProgress Fighter of the Nightman(ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
Predicting kingspeech being mentioned at 23 minutes
...and Tupac.
Jessee Bond AYYLALA LAY LALA AYYYLA LAY
I LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
AIGH AIG LAIGH LAIGHFHH LAIIGH
The songs that Chris makes fun of/enjoys on the pod always end up on one of my playlists....
"They call me big selly...."
Hey Chris! Just want to let you know that your podcast is getting me and my guy through the pandemic still havin' a silly goose time. Thanks for still doing this!
Singing system of a down made me laugh so hard idek why
Yeah that caught me off guard and totally slayed me too
You have big heart shaped freckles
COME BACK i miss your podcasts you helped through so much man 🥺😭🙏
Chris we miss you please come back 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
That story at the end of the episode was the best story you've told. Props
Hang in their Chris we need you right now
Chris D’Elia and Bill Burr’s podcasts are my favorite thing in the world. I truly appreciate you bringing the silliness every week Chris
"By the way girls, do the twisty hand thing!" Lmaoo
CHRIS YOU ARE THE SHIT. YOU ARE SO TALENTED.. BRO, YOU MADE IT IN LIFE. NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. LIFE RIPS AND SOMETIMES DIPS...
LMFAO 😂😂😂 Chris we need you back brother
Good on you, Chris. Keeping the babies safe at home.
Thank god for this podcast!! I’m listening to this while sitting in my car after fixing my flat only to get another flat in eastbumbafuck but you know what? Life rips!!!!
happy birthday chris. thanks for getting me thru this pandemic
Damn, Chris. Your father's a legend.
that whole "just stay in for a little bit, you're a piece of shit if you go out during this pandemic" aged really well 😂
Eh'said you're alone, but 7:36
Typical Hollywood hypocrite... do as I say, not as I do.
He has a wife and kid, dude. She might have been in the room?
@@curtismartin9054 Shut the fuck up lol.
🐈
Dog's ear
Did you ever think you would be doing this many podcasts and capturing the eyes of so many babies into Oblivion. Yay !
“Let’s get after it” sounds like a tv show that Bryan Callen would do talking head commentary on with Sylvester Stallone’s brother.
Happy Birthday! Thanks for doing the show and keeping things slightly normal.
Stay home! Goes to coffee shop 🙄😆
caleb kekahbah says he is alone in podcast, yet you can easily see at least one person in background
I think THAT’S the part that is the scariest and most heart breaking...that those that DO get sick, and it goes downhill, will die utterly ALONE, with no friends or family. God bless us all. 😢😣😔🤭
“Thank god for corona virus, at least people aren’t getting cancelled anymore” then He gets cancelled himself
eh 😂
Damn I started crying when you were watching your friends video 🥺😔 I really felt it when he was talking. Made me really rethink going out into the world and being even more quarantined. People are dying alone! That’s some REAL shit right there. What worse way is there to go then that? You can’t even be around the people you love?!?! Shout outs to all the people risking their lives for the people who are sick. True saints. We need to figure out a way to band together and show love to all the doctors and nurses who are on the front lines. Much love and prayers for all the people who are suffering as we speak. Our prayers are with you!
Thank God for this. I have been crying for 48 hours.... I needed to laugh. Also excited and embarrassed I knew He meant Murphy Lee at 19:31 lol 😂
Crying? Not about the virus hopefully... You do know it's a cover to crash the economy right? Turn off the news. You'll be much better off.
I love when Chris repeats stories! Yyyyyyyes
"Opena-da window."
💓💓💓
I find myself saying that pretty often 😂
He's the only one who makes me legitimately laugh out loud. And it's only one person doing a podcast!
Quarantine is finally made better ❤️ thank you for keeping me sane once a week😻
You rock bro. This podcast always brings me a smile. Thanks chris. Hope being a father is everything you hoped for. Stay safe.
7:36 top left corner...ya sure you're alone?
Saw it too. And it looked like an edit like 25 sec earlier. 👀
Deadass even in the last supper's frame reflection
@@michaelweber6503 I didnt see that, good catch. Prob just his girl assisting. 🙌
It's butters... the incel 😂
Typical Hollywood hypocrite... do as I say, not as I do.
April 31st-
Hey Chriss, how you pass the time in quar quar?
Chris- "BUSTIN"
The funeral shit had me dying.
Im a Christian and the people who demand and banish the disease CRACK ME UP! Like I just see God like "Dude, I know whats going on, Im God! Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill." Lol
"Girls... do the twisty hand thing."
Chris doing the lords work here
I fucking laugh so hard I cry when Chris starts singing. fuck...so god damn hilarious.
For anyone that doesn't know... Happy birthday to the youngest guy I know CHRIS D'ELIA🎈🎉 what's it like to be 39?
He just turned 40 but ya know he looks 35. Lol
This was a good one. Great story about your dad and the Hustlers...what a legend! Thanks for keeping it real about stayin home.
"I'll never get a Disney movie"🤣
@JUSTIN I'd rather not do that lol.
Love you Chris...stay safe and healthy and that goes for your girl and baby
I'm so glad Michael Yo is back home. It was emotional watching it and it drives me crazy that people close to me still don't care about it.
Dude how come I didn't know you had a youtube channel doing these podcasts! Wow man I really loved watching your shows on Netflix, watched them 3-4 times lol. You're one of my favourite comedians and I wish I knew you had a yt channel before! Thank you for all your work if you are reading this! Much love from Turkey, Istanbul.
Glad you're precious ears are still dentless, bless up.
Today I learned that your dad is a G! Thanks a lot for sharing that story. Much love and respect to you and yours!
When I was in highschool a cop came to my house late at night and asked to speak to my dad about me. I asked what was going on and the cop yelled at me to stay out of it and my dad said go inside. 10 minutes later my dad came inside and the cop left and nothing happened. To this day he never told me what it was about or what I did. He just said "just don't do anything you're not suppose to be doing". I still have trust issues and am paranoid by cops.
I get so excited when I see a new episode. I usually listen while I'm exfoliating. Wish there was a new one everyday
30:42 That "long potato guy" Doc Antle was actually on Theo's podcast!
I love when Chris milks his jokes, 35:00-38:00 had me in tears 😂
It’s funny how many people comment before watching 30 seconds of the podcast. Including me lmao
S'true babies
33:50 I just fell in LOVE with Chris, AGAIN!...holy shit, Im dying!!...I don't care what the fuck He did I'll sit in prison with him and listen to HIM crack these jokes and break scenes!! Oh my GOD I can get ENOUGH!!! I am a victim to Chris's humor and life lessons. :)) Stockholm syndrome love every minute EVERY SECOND of his "ABUSE" LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
Can’t help but laugh when I see his little bird face
Storytelling at the end was awesome, what a legend your dad is!🙏🏼
Day 10 of isolation... m’basket o’ cats
Like I said Ive been in quarantine since the 11th with "bronchitis"
I wish I could speak directly with Michael Yo, but TRULY THE IMPORTANT THING IS LIFE!!! I truly hope I see the other side of this because I will speak to this nation before I die
LMFAO yesss!! I was waiting for the BIG laughs!!
the TOXICITY in our CITY in OUR CIttttty
33:37
You dad is the greatest of men. No wonder you and your brother are legends.
45:00 LOL 🤣 I feel ya Chris, PRO-TIP: hold the “Siri” button and tell it “back 10 seconds” or “forward 5 mins”...you can tell it any amount of time.
Chris you deserve a ring-pop.
😁 looking forward to your next show on Netflix. Much love and support.
“Pastors are so passionate about absolutely nothing” -Chris D’elia 🤘🏼
Thank you for this podcast Chris...keep it real man..it's really re corrected my perspective from that comedians testimony ...stay safe and keep it up..cheers
I had to pause it at “fried butterflies” bc i couldn’t stop laughing.😂💀 #QualityQuarantineEntertainment
Best description ever and i never could've made that comparison myself 🤣
9:00 starts stuttering after the shadows 😂 either that’s demons or he got caught in a lie. You’re not alone 👤👹
Dogs?
check out 7:36 as well, top left corner
Might be his wife. Or maybe his kid is already rolling around and his broad shoulders are blocking the sun.
The guy who contracted corona... I just- my heart goes out to him. I’m so glad he made it and his family has him. I would absolutely die if my husband got sick. He has asthma and diabetes type 2. I would be in terrible shape if he got sick. I couldn’t take it.
Truth has it that to this day Bill Delia still has the pictures.
My boy chris come back. Estamos con tigo chris viva chris
Chris in this episode: “one good thing about the coronavirus is you can’t get cancelled now because everyone is more concerned about the virus”
Whoooooooooops
The whole akon bit was gold 😂😂😂
#nopain in the whatch list netflix.
⬇️❤
Hashtag Congratulat-UNTS
Whatch? Jesus Christ
Whheaatcshh
I’m hyyyyped
dood wat iz uhp wif yer spheleeng
Thank you for doing this actually quarantined.
looks like he’s trying to look what floor he’s on in an elevator 😂😂
Your dad is the best dad I've ever heard of.
I dunno,
it seems like the lack of coffee shops per day has got Chris struggling.
this is what happens when an extrovert can't get the social attention they are used too. Haha.
He has a Starbucks in his house my dude
Happy birthday - congradulations !!
i really want a screaming match between Alex Jones and the guy at 18:00