Geoffrey The Dumbass: Somme

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 206

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 6 лет назад +732

    Of ports. Absolutely of ports.

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад +715

    number 9: feeling WINE

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 года назад +204

    I love that running gag Amir is very self-conscious in front of Riley about abusing Geoff. I like that Riley defends Geoff, and I like that Amir always gets caught being mean to Geoff

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +18

      Oh my god Amir's “I didn't know she was here! I didn't know you were here...” cracks me the fuck up.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 года назад +1

      @Alfredo for real 😂 what a great character dynamic

    • @leem2155
      @leem2155 Год назад +2

      i love that you wrote this comment, and i love that you posted it. i love replying to this comment, and i love thinking about this comment.

    • @NickDBaker
      @NickDBaker Год назад

      It’s so gold that the only times that Amir is decent is when Riley is watching and that makes him even more a of a scumbag

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 9 месяцев назад +1

      So this is Leather Goods Part 4, of sorts

  • @dfetz3
    @dfetz3 6 лет назад +341

    A simple Rosé

    • @aakashdusane
      @aakashdusane 6 лет назад +3

      for this jose, makes all the chicks go ayayayay!

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 6 лет назад +145

    amir personally made those mason jars with his blow your own glass studio

    • @Wastedtrait
      @Wastedtrait 6 лет назад +19

      was the coal burning oven included?

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 3 года назад +8

      @@Wastedtrait yeah he told mickey to throw it in

    • @NateDoggDeMan
      @NateDoggDeMan 3 года назад +5

      @@tonoornottono Jake paid though

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +6

      @@tonoornottono Mickey's lyin', the whole world is crying, the whole world is crying for you. Mickey! Mickey! Muckey!

  • @thomasweybrecht
    @thomasweybrecht 6 лет назад +297

    An anxious wine for this concubine makes all the grapes pop off the vine
    I fondled a barbecue sandwich...in church!

    • @JotakRTS
      @JotakRTS 6 лет назад +6

      One of the best

    • @raphael157157157
      @raphael157157157 6 лет назад +32

      the point is he gets into churches!

    • @potudgruths972
      @potudgruths972 6 лет назад +1

      Since when have you been a concubine?

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 6 лет назад +3

      Potud Gruths Confident Jake: "AT A CHURCH, LOOSER" (Chugs wine as he begins to cry from insecurity)

    • @djwarrior5150
      @djwarrior5150 5 лет назад +1

      Tell them what day it was!

  • @Noggintoggin
    @Noggintoggin 6 лет назад +110

    Number nine feeling whine

    • @spodybanjack8800
      @spodybanjack8800 6 лет назад

      Jake cracked up at that joke so much in the outtakes

  • @SiddarthaGuatama
    @SiddarthaGuatama 6 лет назад +55

    a dry Merlot for this poor schmoe makes the ladies say oh? I frenched my nephew at his own batmitzvah

  • @edb1322
    @edb1322 6 лет назад +28

    This is one of the best ones you've ever done. Really solid script, great acting across the board.

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 2 года назад +1

      The script was tight. And that ain’t right.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 года назад

      "It's an on-time wine." So bizarre

    • @porkerpants
      @porkerpants Год назад

      Who?

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 9 месяцев назад

      Reilley was delivering such great touches even back when she was an intern. Like the little lean in she gives when Geoffrey is first tasting the wine, like she's saying, "alright, I'm probably gonna regret this, but I am curious to hear what he says about the wine".

  • @natedevins2920
    @natedevins2920 6 лет назад +187

    At 1:31 amir and Geoff drink at the same time

  • @michaelmuise
    @michaelmuise 6 лет назад +16

    This was absolutely one of my favourites

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 6 лет назад +92

    A punctual wine for this Chis Pine make the ladies supine!
    I spooned my lawyer, at a supermarket.

    • @maddecent08
      @maddecent08 6 лет назад +4

      Tarren inhumane!!

    • @maxxar92
      @maxxar92 6 лет назад +7

      The point is, he gets into to supermarkets

  • @4UDIOTAPE
    @4UDIOTAPE 6 лет назад +26

    OMG THAT ENDING!

  • @tomward462
    @tomward462 6 лет назад +252

    way more riley. she funny as fuuuuck

    • @holdenrolfs
      @holdenrolfs 6 лет назад +2

      Tom Ward apparently she’s moving to New York :/ /s /?

    • @joseaguilar3323
      @joseaguilar3323 6 лет назад

      They need more characters, they only have 5, 3 regulars really.

  • @CharurnerGaming
    @CharurnerGaming 6 лет назад +52

    yayy, riley's back!

  • @frankerspanker6186
    @frankerspanker6186 6 лет назад +6

    Im subscribed to headgum on five youtube accounts. I love these videos more than breathing.

  • @casher7821
    @casher7821 6 лет назад +37

    A swig of beer for this sommelier makes the ladies sneer!
    I licked my accountant. At a mankini contest.

    • @carlton3363
      @carlton3363 6 лет назад +1

      Casher
      you licked your accountant?
      Yeah, I judged a Mankini contest!

    • @Bigkahkistan
      @Bigkahkistan 5 лет назад +2

      beer and sommelier? bad rhyme, bad you

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 6 лет назад +46

    This was more than hilarious! It was taupe!

  • @rononyonka17
    @rononyonka17 6 лет назад +16

    That wine must have cost like a bad amount of money

  • @brandogg9750
    @brandogg9750 6 лет назад +20

    Not me I say, I prefer the old fashioned way.
    What gets my rocks off why you don’t say.
    It’s a matter of taste, a simple rozay to end my day.

  • @decemberscott1289
    @decemberscott1289 6 лет назад +34

    Riley was converted 😭

  • @stonetic2515
    @stonetic2515 6 лет назад +6

    3 minutes a week isn't enough to satisfy my need for Headgum content.

  • @FirstLast-pk2of
    @FirstLast-pk2of 6 лет назад +21

    thought this was going to be related to the battle of the somme

  • @mattwarren3274
    @mattwarren3274 6 лет назад +4

    i love how the backstory with amir is building. this is one of my favorites so far

  • @sean_tr
    @sean_tr 6 лет назад +139

    Riley is a legit 10ct piece, on the real no lie.

    • @austinmurphy17
      @austinmurphy17 6 лет назад

      Sean M. Tries I have to agree

    • @ColdBlooded6666
      @ColdBlooded6666 6 лет назад +8

      You need to go out more Sean.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 лет назад +18

      Him going out more doesn't invalidate the fact that she's a smokeshow.

    • @sean_tr
      @sean_tr 6 лет назад +94

      Dude, I eat at at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest guys.

    • @MichaelPuterbaugh
      @MichaelPuterbaugh 6 лет назад +2

      queueing up outside 1Oak Chelsea waiting for her to move here

  • @KhyleTM
    @KhyleTM 6 лет назад +3

    One of my fav episodes, Riley is really good, she should be in these more.

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 8 месяцев назад +1

    "You can say 'or don't' about anything! You're in frame by thee way... or don't."

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 6 лет назад +7

    Love the callback

  • @LTG709
    @LTG709 6 лет назад +9

    Amir yelling legit scares me.

  • @RowBlanka
    @RowBlanka 6 лет назад +28

    i love that jake & amir often act as a team now...

  • @cambreeross878
    @cambreeross878 6 лет назад +5

    At 2:15 I was 100% sure Riley was going to say coy

  • @Mr.Limekiller
    @Mr.Limekiller 5 лет назад +2

    This is how Whitney found out that her job had no upwards mobility.

  • @Andresbutdigital
    @Andresbutdigital 6 лет назад +3

    I like how Riley joins in on Geoffrey's antics.

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 6 лет назад +15

    I love that one that was funny

  • @anthonysamuels1431
    @anthonysamuels1431 4 года назад +2

    "All it takes is beers of training" is a phrase I now use often haha

  • @kierankieran7507
    @kierankieran7507 6 лет назад

    i can't tell why but every thursday i'm just waiting for these to come up in my feed. Great great great

  • @bunniz
    @bunniz 4 года назад +2

    They should have started the video Geoffrey singing “body once told me the world is gonna roll me.”

  • @markerenberg3439
    @markerenberg3439 6 лет назад +7

    Bring Reilly on full time! She’s hilarious

  • @officialyakiclone1860
    @officialyakiclone1860 5 лет назад

    Drinking wine and just had to watch this.. So great

  • @anga.6891
    @anga.6891 6 лет назад +2

    when amir realized riley was there and started screaming at geoff LMAOO it was good call back

  • @huntercitizen
    @huntercitizen 6 лет назад +1

    love these guys

  • @SheriTelevision
    @SheriTelevision 6 лет назад +1

    love these guys...

  • @LiamEsterly
    @LiamEsterly 6 лет назад

    These are quality videos from a company specializing in podcasts.

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 4 года назад +1

    I named my guinea pig Jeffry, he used to be named sock, but now he’s geophery

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 6 лет назад +2

    Somme BODY once told me this wine was gonna roll me

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад

      Some bahdy wanse told me that Headgum is gonna *podcast*

  • @yospearson3128
    @yospearson3128 6 лет назад

    I think this is the best outro

  • @sludgehub
    @sludgehub 6 лет назад +1

    The way jake say 'jesus chroist' gets me absolutely every time

  • @TheP-H
    @TheP-H 6 лет назад

    i have to say best sketch yet imo

  • @natedevins2920
    @natedevins2920 6 лет назад

    Every time they make a new video. Its the best

  • @Bennnnism
    @Bennnnism 6 лет назад +1

    The “I didn’t know she was here” made this fucking video.

    • @Bennnnism
      @Bennnnism 6 лет назад

      Like she’s his fucking body guard.

  • @madelinemiller5170
    @madelinemiller5170 6 лет назад

    Literally watching this while I am at work behind a wine bar. Perfection, of jorts.

  • @SoxsDream
    @SoxsDream 6 лет назад +2

    It's a Reilly!

  • @SyntheticMew
    @SyntheticMew 6 лет назад +13

    This is how the content should be from this channel to build. What made Jake and Amir so great. But with this cast you have ability to change up whose getting houmded for being dumb

  • @anthonys216
    @anthonys216 6 лет назад +2

    HE DOESN'T GET WINE! OF PORTS.

  • @kickandblock
    @kickandblock 4 года назад +1

    Lmfaooooo, “specifically 1oak”

  • @jessetorres5461
    @jessetorres5461 6 лет назад +1

    That was a good one

  • @karlkarling1444
    @karlkarling1444 6 лет назад

    I would kill for one of those headgum jars.

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 4 года назад +1

    What would you say is the perfect amount of oak

  • @ClonedControls
    @ClonedControls 6 лет назад +3

    ....THAT'S AW-SOMME DUDE.

  • @Double0Pig
    @Double0Pig 6 лет назад +1

    GEOFFREY'S NOT EVEN 21 ILLEGAL VIDEO

  • @sinn1sl0ken
    @sinn1sl0ken 6 лет назад

    I just realized this is the same bottle of wine I got from a Club W subscription (that I got with an If I Were You promo code, no less). Geoffrey and I have shared the same wine... we're brothers now, I think.

  • @WeeklyComedian
    @WeeklyComedian 6 лет назад

    I love how Riley does the Geoff face after Jake calls her stupid

  • @coreyperdue37
    @coreyperdue37 5 лет назад +1

    I cant wait to meet Reilly and Geoff at headgum palooza. By meet I mean glance and pathetically not muster up the huevos to say hi to people 6 years younger than me

  • @ruule
    @ruule 5 лет назад

    "And now you're stupid all of a sudden?" 🤣🤣

  • @camthethird
    @camthethird 6 лет назад

    Geoffrey is on his way to starring in those Dos Equis commercials. Eventually they'll realize he's not a dumbass but actually a really strong candidate for Most Interesting Man in the world. This series is somme of the best content on YT right now.

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 6 лет назад +5

    UNAPOLOGETICALLY PUNCTUAL

  • @davisdavis468
    @davisdavis468 6 лет назад +1

    Where can I procure one of those Headgum Jason jars

  • @quinsey9211
    @quinsey9211 6 лет назад

    best episode yet. its starting to build on its inside jokes like j and a did. becoming a show instead of solitary clips. Im also building a theory based on this ep. that theres like a stupid virus. And geoff just excretes dumbassery onto his victims haha

  • @gantua283
    @gantua283 6 лет назад

    The chipmunk in the background of the video was so mean to Riley at the end there.

  • @sirociper
    @sirociper 6 лет назад

    I'm feeling out of ports

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 6 лет назад +1

    Id like more of Geoff converting people

  • @Replay260
    @Replay260 6 лет назад

    "It defiantly has a secret."
    LMOA!!

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 6 лет назад +1

    I love angry Geoffrey

  • @WilliamThee4th
    @WilliamThee4th 4 года назад

    I can't wait for 🍻:30

  • @timbuckthe2nd642
    @timbuckthe2nd642 6 лет назад +4

    So is Amir being emotionally abusive to Geoff in front of Riley a running gag?

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 3 года назад

    I love how mad jake gets about them being sommeliers

  • @Kyvinn
    @Kyvinn 5 лет назад

    I fucking love this shit and I need to meet them all.

  • @bigsaft8100
    @bigsaft8100 6 лет назад +1

    Glad Geoff went for the merlot instead of the grige! the 95 Ritratti!

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад

    Reilly is Geoff's enforcer now.
    Also they didn't let the tannins mellow on that red wine, come on!

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 6 лет назад

    Geoffrey has an undeniable talent of making everybody near him stupid.

  • @darmam0o
    @darmam0o 6 лет назад

    Man, Reilly is the best, I'm so happy she's back!

  • @sft3485
    @sft3485 6 лет назад +2

    How can a liquid be dry! Lol

  • @sirociper
    @sirociper 6 лет назад

    "It was a pig costume!"

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 6 лет назад

    an anxious port
    for this thankless sport
    makes the sommeliers go... SQUORT

  • @deadmo1
    @deadmo1 6 лет назад

    u guys r crazy 12 / 10 ;)

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 6 лет назад +1

    They can't truly appreciate the wine unless they buttchug it!

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 6 лет назад +1

    I really like the girl and her acting! She´s funny!

  • @rnjbond230
    @rnjbond230 6 лет назад +1

    I love when Geoff makes people around him dumber

  • @annaheff7332
    @annaheff7332 6 лет назад +1

    All I want to know is whether those headgum jars are glass or plastic, and whether or not I can own one

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 6 месяцев назад

    Don’t say this one or this one, it’s all the same bottle!

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 3 месяца назад

    What's so perfect about.... one oak?

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly 2 года назад

    the funny thing is, Riley got her sommelier's license just for this video. she's a professional wine-o.

  • @derrattler9508
    @derrattler9508 6 лет назад +2

    You should make another video about amir is yelling at Geofray so he is obset

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 3 года назад

    Somme body once told me

  • @48rylo
    @48rylo 6 лет назад

    "Now you're stupid all THE sudden" come on Jake.... come on

  • @archiemarshall4368
    @archiemarshall4368 6 лет назад

    What amount of oak would you say if the perfect amount? One Oak

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 6 лет назад +1

    Lol Riley defending Geoffrey

  • @quinsey9211
    @quinsey9211 6 лет назад

    Headgum likes comments... my mission begins now.

  • @TipuSultanDiabeticPanda007
    @TipuSultanDiabeticPanda007 6 лет назад

    At 1:30 amir and Geoffrey take a sip at the same time

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 2 года назад

    One oak? One almond?