I know a guy who always puts his glasses on when I talk with him; I thought he was just being polite (i.e., a gesture of focusing on me) but now I'm not so sure...
That purse thing. Lol. I had to stop carrying a purse because it hurt my back. Purse in the baby seat of a shopping cart and only buying one item? Yep. Been there, done that.
Has she been watching me in my classroom? I can't understand the kindergarteners anymore without my glasses on! Thanks for the chuckle, Karen! Love your work!
i haven't reached 40 yet and I am already doing some of this. Also, I am having conversations with myself. "Do we need bread?" "No, think we have that." "How much money did I bring?" "$20? That's not enough, stupid." "I know I parked in row 9, why is row 9 actually four rows wide?"
I'm sorry to say I actually DID get into the other car once. The owner had left it unlocked, so I didn't notice that my key fob hadn't actually opened it. Only when I sat down in the seat did I realize my mistake. Luckily the owner was nowhere to be seen and I managed not to get arrested. I am 51 now. That was at least five years ago.
I have a couple of games I play in which I am the only contestant. One is called "Why did I come into this room?" and another is "Where is that thing that I had just a moment ago?"
Oh, no! I’ve done the tried-to-unlock-the-wrong-vehicle thing-soo embarrassing. In my case, it was the driver’s side door. And the guy in the passenger seat looked startled, then amused.
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I just recently had a "wrong car" moment. I went to the grocery store and on my way back to my car, I push the remote to unlock the door and I opened the door and was about to get inside. Then realized the inside is clean. What happened to all that stuff that was inside? Then I realized I was at the wrong car. My car was a few spaces away. That wasn't the first time that I opened a car that was identical to mine.
I never travel alone anymore because I need at least one other to fill in my blanks! get 3 of us together and it sounds like that African tribe that speaks with clicks! We can talk for hours and laugh like crazy at our own stories but if anyone was listening in, they would have no clue what the heck we are talking about! We lose our nouns at a certain age. If you're a person, place or thing? forget it! we just fill it in with a tongue click or a finger snap! We never remember names and barely remember faces. In fact, once when chatting with a friend she told me a story about someone she knew and it was hilarious! We laughed and laughed, and it wasnt until later that I realized that I WAS THE FRIEND IT HAD HAPPENED TO! I had told her and we had both forgotten who it had happened to! I have to have a notepad by my bed so when I wake up and remember all the nouns I had forgotten I write them down! In the morning my list reads like this: BREAD! PETER! BARN! CHICKEN BREASTS! SAM! SALT! Even trying to describe things eludes me sometimes. Like: ya know that stuff that's white and tastes salty? What's it called? My sister was staying with me for the summer a few years ago and she asked me to go out to the big freezer in the garage and get some chicken breasts for dinner. I said sure, and got up. I got as far as the garage door and forgot why I was there! Soooo I went to the bathroom, cuz that's what ya do when you forget why you got up when youre my age, then I went back and sat down. My sister looked at me and asked where the chicken breasts were! I just gave her blank stare and asked, what chicken breasts! Its a terrible thing when a mind goes to waste! I should hire a kid just to run around after me and write down where Im putting things so I can find them back again! And to take the bag of potatoes out of the freezer and my purse out of the microwave. I kid you not! I put my purse in the microwave! Id love tell you it was a prank by one of my kids but it had to me cuz my kids are all gone and my husband says it wasnt him. Id like to believe it was him buuuut....
Or when I have a cold and coughing from my core! Just hacking hard as hell and fartin’ with each hack! 🤣 I mean, they are the cute toots! Not the foghorn, loud and obnoxious, greasy ones. Just cough, toot, cough, toot.... and no offensive odor. Omg! 😆😆 I’m in my 4th decade and it’s already getting interesting! 😆😆😂
The parking lot story made me think of when cars had antennas & Amoco gave away bright, orange styrofoam balls to put on top of them. You had to say, "which of those 50 balls in the lot is mine?"
The other day I screwed the creamer spout cover back on. Then looked all over the counter, trying to find the spout cover to screw back on. Finally glanced back at the container...in my own defence, I hadn't had so much as a sip of coffee yet.
If it makes you feel better, I was still a teenager when I discovered that I couldn't understand someone talking to me a few feet away if I didn't have my glasses on.
Man if I got confused when I was in grade school, I got called a r*****. Now if I get confused, nobody ridicules me because they're dealing with it too.
i wasnt paying attention to the title but in my mind i knew her name was karen the second i saw her. i dont know how. i didnt look at the title at all. hey that looks like a karen
The moral is don't laugh at your parents. My mother had a pill mill that she filled up weekly. I said if I ever get to that stage you can shoot me........
Start listening at 3:03. She mentioned the "K-K-Kia" then went right into "I guess I can't distinguish colors now". The Kia joke was also a play on the Chia Pet, which I love the double-fold writing she did right there.
No, no, that's not what I mean. The Kia joke is a secondary joke to the main one. I'm saying she says the words "K-K-Kia (three Ks)" and jumps to "I guess I can't see color", as in the KKK sees color, but she does not because she doesn't agree with them. Hopefully that cleared it up for you.
older women are the only funny women. I don't know why but for some reason every female comedian younger than 40 seems to be unable to tell a joke. maybe it's cuz women get more masculine is they age.
Nunya Bizness don't you know what menopause is? women biologically produce more testosterone after the age of 40. coincidence that that's when they're at their funniest? I think not.
I am 38 and I don't care for this type of humor. I identify with some of what she is saying, but I don't like the attitudes of most people as it relates to aging. Energy is contagious. And this type of energy , in my opinion, will not fuel the desire and discipline it takes to fast long term, exercise regularly, meditate, and other things that can strengthen are bodies and spirits.
@Carol Howard Thank you....that's good to hear. It is a goal/ dream of mine to complete a 40 day fast. Every time I fast, I feel better. Many religions and cultures believe it can strengthen our body and spirit.
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That plunger trick tho!!!😂😂😂😂☠️
Rebeccah Herdener I thought she was going to say she moved it to a similar-looking car!!
Guess I’m getting old AND evil!
@@llamasugar5478 LOL. Omg that's brilliant!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️
I'm doing that, next time I'm in a large parking lot. Or a small parking lot. Or my driveway...
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber me too! I have a HORRIBLE memory.
Hopefully no one moves it tho.😂😂😂
When she said no matter what time i go to bed i wake up tired. Whats the point. I have thought the same lol
I cannot tell you how many times ALL this has happened to me. Lol.
No pressure.I wouldn't imagine you could remember.
Peace Beuponyou - me too. And I’m not even 40! Haha
I relate to this woman on soooo many levels.
regina simpson LOVIN' HER TOO
Empty purse weight is definitely a dealbreaker on a purse purchase.
Radio volume & vision are highly correlated! Lol
I know a guy who always puts his glasses on when I talk with him; I thought he was just being polite (i.e., a gesture of focusing on me) but now I'm not so sure...
My dad does that turning down the radio in the car to see better thing.. lol..
Parking lot humor is so much better than bathroom humor. Funny comedian.
I agree!
That purse thing. Lol. I had to stop carrying a purse because it hurt my back. Purse in the baby seat of a shopping cart and only buying one item? Yep. Been there, done that.
She looks like Ellen and talks like Reba
Tay DiGz YES! Exactly! I adore them both though. And she’s funny!
😂👏🏻
I was going to say Dolly Parton....LOL
Nailed it
Tay DiGz yeah she had a southern lesbian vibe but the pink pants threw me off🤣
I'm ollllddddd!!!!! I NEED MY GLASSES TO HEAR AND TURN THE RAIDIO DOWN TO SEE!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Has she been watching me in my classroom? I can't understand the kindergarteners anymore without my glasses on! Thanks for the chuckle, Karen! Love your work!
i haven't reached 40 yet and I am already doing some of this. Also, I am having conversations with myself. "Do we need bread?" "No, think we have that." "How much money did I bring?" "$20? That's not enough, stupid." "I know I parked in row 9, why is row 9 actually four rows wide?"
Sometimes, when you get up...........you are just in pain. I am only fifty........can't even fathom living until my eighties.
I'm not 40 yet. 'm not looking forward to my 80s either
DUUUUDE....I do over half this crap...how am I friggin getting old at 29?!?😂😂😂😂☠️
Oh...please...child...!
@@yusefendure lol. I am. That's why I don't understand why I go thru over half this crap!🤣
Im not even 30 yet!
Same 😅😅🤦🏽♀️
29 the new 79?
@@rubenleal4821 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I mean...maybe?😂😂😂
Guess who's gonna go buy a plunger and scarf tomorrow.....this girl
I love any comedy about getting older
I’m only 38 and dying laughing... 🤣 it’s all so true, this is payback for all those times I laughed hysterically at my grandparents growing up🤦🏽♂️
HA! I knew you were talking about Matthew Broderick! My dad would speak in charades, and I got good at translating.
@@TheGourdKing You're good! First I thought Golden Girls, then I thought Hot in Cleveland.
I also have had to acquire that talent because of my husband!! 🦉
Good to know I haven't been the only one trying to get into someone elses car thinking itvwas mine!
I'm sorry to say I actually DID get into the other car once. The owner had left it unlocked, so I didn't notice that my key fob hadn't actually opened it. Only when I sat down in the seat did I realize my mistake. Luckily the owner was nowhere to be seen and I managed not to get arrested.
I am 51 now. That was at least five years ago.
@@ArEightSix Oh that's funny! I cant even imagine if the owner saw you sitting in there! Thanks for sharing that!
How i know I was getting older ? I saw a special on heart health cereal and had interest in purchasing it
...aint that the truth. I get a buggie just to tote my purse😂😂😂
I do that! When I'm driving in a new area I turn down the radio to see better! 😂😂 wtf?....
Plunger with a flag..not a bad idea. I may steal it.
The plunger or the idea 🙈
That's so funny! I guessed she meant Matthew Brodrick, probably because I have practice with the "Try to remember this" game, lol.
Omg this is funny
Yeah, it sucks getting older.
NGMonocrom Beats the alternative!
Yeah, tell me about it 😕
I have a couple of games I play in which I am the only contestant. One is called "Why did I come into this room?" and another is "Where is that thing that I had just a moment ago?"
Oh, no! I’ve done the tried-to-unlock-the-wrong-vehicle thing-soo embarrassing.
In my case, it was the driver’s side door. And the guy in the passenger seat looked startled, then amused.
Finally! Something funny on this channel! That last one hits close to home.
Thought this was another Jeff video until I watched it.
But his hair is longer! ;)
Did anyone else get Matthew Broderick too? I laughed so hard when she said it
Oh mercy. I so identify with this.
Yes , simple words escape me and later at a random time escape my mouth .
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Just watched her on ZANIES on CIRLE TV and WOW
THE BEST ON THERE EVER FOR SURE
BUT SHE ALSO IS 100% AWESOME
SHOULD BE ON THE BIG STAGE OR HAVE A TV SHOW!!!
I thought she was talking about me! hahaha I like her! This is a great channel.
Not even 50, and I have to put my glasses on to hear. Good thing I don't have dentures. Who knows what I'd lose if I didn't have my teeth in.
The part about “do you know who I am?” Was too funny lol
Nice, clean humor 😁👏🏻
She looks like Joyce Meyers
Now i know I'm not alone 👍😂😂😂
Brilliant!! 👌🏽😂
💯 on the buggy for the 👛 😅😂
I just recently had a "wrong car" moment. I went to the grocery store and on my way back to my car, I push the remote to unlock the door and I opened the door and was about to get inside. Then realized the inside is clean. What happened to all that stuff that was inside? Then I realized I was at the wrong car. My car was a few spaces away.
That wasn't the first time that I opened a car that was identical to mine.
She’s the best
I never travel alone anymore because I need at least one other to fill in my blanks! get 3 of us together and it sounds like that African tribe that speaks with clicks! We can talk for hours and laugh like crazy at our own stories but if anyone was listening in, they would have no clue what the heck we are talking about! We lose our nouns at a certain age. If you're a person, place or thing? forget it! we just fill it in with a tongue click or a finger snap! We never remember names and barely remember faces. In fact, once when chatting with a friend she told me a story about someone she knew and it was hilarious! We laughed and laughed, and it wasnt until later that I realized that I WAS THE FRIEND IT HAD HAPPENED TO! I had told her and we had both forgotten who it had happened to! I have to have a notepad by my bed so when I wake up and remember all the nouns I had forgotten I write them down! In the morning my list reads like this: BREAD! PETER! BARN! CHICKEN BREASTS! SAM! SALT! Even trying to describe things eludes me sometimes. Like: ya know that stuff that's white and tastes salty? What's it called? My sister was staying with me for the summer a few years ago and she asked me to go out to the big freezer in the garage and get some chicken breasts for dinner. I said sure, and got up. I got as far as the garage door and forgot why I was there! Soooo I went to the bathroom, cuz that's what ya do when you forget why you got up when youre my age, then I went back and sat down. My sister looked at me and asked where the chicken breasts were! I just gave her blank stare and asked, what chicken breasts! Its a terrible thing when a mind goes to waste! I should hire a kid just to run around after me and write down where Im putting things so I can find them back again! And to take the bag of potatoes out of the freezer and my purse out of the microwave. I kid you not! I put my purse in the microwave! Id love tell you it was a prank by one of my kids but it had to me cuz my kids are all gone and my husband says it wasnt him. Id like to believe it was him buuuut....
Yeah, I woke up this morning and had a leg cramp, from sleeping!
She was surprisingly funny lol👍
So true.
She’s really great. Likable
Girl you are good...
Or when I have a cold and coughing from my core! Just hacking hard as hell and fartin’ with each hack! 🤣 I mean, they are the cute toots! Not the foghorn, loud and obnoxious, greasy ones. Just cough, toot, cough, toot.... and no offensive odor. Omg! 😆😆 I’m in my 4th decade and it’s already getting interesting! 😆😆😂
The parking lot story made me think of when cars had antennas & Amoco gave away bright, orange styrofoam balls to put on top of them. You had to say, "which of those 50 balls in the lot is mine?"
Omg that's me with pain
You're talking about my life! I can walk ten feet and then ask myself "why am I here?"
I got in the back seat of a ladies car, and told her ok I’m done. She had the same kind of car, and color, and parked next to us.
Can relate
never heard u before but so funny
I can relate. lol
The other day I screwed the creamer spout cover back on. Then looked all over the counter, trying to find the spout cover to screw back on. Finally glanced back at the container...in my own defence, I hadn't had so much as a sip of coffee yet.
I always get a shopping cart for my purse 👜, it is too heavy! 🛒🎯
Exactly...I'm 68
If it makes you feel better, I was still a teenager when I discovered that I couldn't understand someone talking to me a few feet away if I didn't have my glasses on.
Me too
Getting older. Way better than the alternative.
Just want to be ready to meet my Maker 👍🙄
I was waiting for her “ hi i am ellen “ joke
I knew who the actor was😂
Amen. Lol
Karen funny level
Hi Karen. I think I have the same surname as you but I can't remember what it is.
Man if I got confused when I was in grade school, I got called a r*****. Now if I get confused, nobody ridicules me because they're dealing with it too.
Tough crowd!
i wasnt paying attention to the title but in my mind i knew her name was karen the second i saw her. i dont know how. i didnt look at the title at all. hey that looks like a karen
Hilarious
lol!
I'll be happy if 69 is the new 68!
Welcome to my world
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😂😂😂
Is it weird that I turn down the music to see better while driving.......and I’m 33?
Me too
The moral is don't laugh at your parents. My mother had a pill mill that she filled up weekly. I said if I ever get to that stage you can shoot me........
It's not so much comedy as it is grim reminder of what is to come for everyone in that room if they are "lucky" enough to live that long.
Joyce meyer
Southern girl.
I mean shoulder pain
Not the purse
That quick KKK joke she snuck in was so slick.
Fantastic comedian. Love her TED Talk.
Kkk joke?...
Start listening at 3:03. She mentioned the "K-K-Kia" then went right into "I guess I can't distinguish colors now".
The Kia joke was also a play on the Chia Pet, which I love the double-fold writing she did right there.
@@LinuxCharms i guess I don't understand the relation between kias and the kkk...
No, no, that's not what I mean.
The Kia joke is a secondary joke to the main one. I'm saying she says the words "K-K-Kia (three Ks)" and jumps to "I guess I can't see color", as in the KKK sees color, but she does not because she doesn't agree with them.
Hopefully that cleared it up for you.
@@LinuxCharms ooh I guess I see it now. Thanks for having the patience to explain it to me. I would have never caught that on my own. 👍
Now you can just Google.
Google the actor with dark hair who married whatsername? I don't think even Google is that good. 😆
Dern purse
I'd give her a thumbs up, but it's hitting too close to home.
It's Ellen 2.0
This Karen Mills is a billion times classier and funnier than her.
@@bubbafudpucker397 they seem the same to me. Blonde. Middle aged. Lesbian haircut. Not funny yet they think they are. Pant suits. Duplicate Ellen.
This audience is SO patheticly LAME. She has good material. I should know, she's describing me in most ALL of this. 💯☝️😆🤣😂🙃🤣😂
She stole the jokes. I have heard it from somebody else. If I am younger, I will remember who.
Boring, but pretty.
not funny at all, southern ellen should stop worrying about her health and more about her jokes and routine
older women are the only funny women. I don't know why but for some reason every female comedian younger than 40 seems to be unable to tell a joke. maybe it's cuz women get more masculine is they age.
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#1 lobster if women get more masculine as they age there is a problem...
Nunya Bizness don't you know what menopause is? women biologically produce more testosterone after the age of 40. coincidence that that's when they're at their funniest? I think not.
#1 lobster if u search "do women created more testosterone when they enter menopause?" You find the opposite of what u stated..
You've got experiences, and learned to mellow out and laugh.
I am 38 and I don't care for this type of humor. I identify with some of what she is saying, but I don't like the attitudes of most people as it relates to aging.
Energy is contagious.
And this type of energy , in my opinion, will not fuel the desire and discipline it takes to fast long term, exercise regularly, meditate, and other things that can strengthen are bodies and spirits.
@Carol Howard
Thank you....that's good to hear.
It is a goal/ dream of mine to complete a 40 day fast.
Every time I fast, I feel better.
Many religions and cultures believe it can strengthen our body and spirit.
i hate that women can't be funny. I wanted her to be funny. Ok the plunger thing was funny.
Aftersex Highfives She’s the same level of funny as the men I’ve seen on this channel.