The Secret To Doing Well On Dating Apps. Karen Rontowski - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • The secret to doing well on dating apps according to Karen Rontowski is to be attainable. In this hilarious second Dry Bar Comedy special from Karen Rontowski, Karen talks about everything from Dating Apps to marrying a hypnotist. Whether you're someone who is trying to get more matches on Tinder, or you're just someone looking to improve your dating game, this hilarious full special from Karen Rontowski is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 413

  • @ronrfinamore594
    @ronrfinamore594 Год назад +78

    "You should be suspicious of anybody who needs pudding immediately!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevereich7070
    @stevereich7070 6 месяцев назад +7

    She is great. Her timing and delivery. I love her comedy.

  • @iianebb_0613
    @iianebb_0613 Год назад +72

    I was listening while cooking dinner and had to go check because i was like "that's it? only 20 mins?" I would love a longer dry bar special Karen! This set is great!

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour0522 Год назад +117

    A solid comic, her delivery is on point and the toast joke was something I didn't see coming! Keep Rockin' Karen and thanks Dry Bar!

    • @cmclem1959
      @cmclem1959 Год назад +3

      Ok, can you explain it to me because, for some reason I don't get it, I might later but not yet?

    • @RichardRitenour0522
      @RichardRitenour0522 Год назад +7

      @@cmclem1959 Sure, there was a story out there a while back where someone saw the image of Christ on a piece of toast and she was making a play on that.😀

    • @ohjoe2010
      @ohjoe2010 Год назад +2

      @@RichardRitenour0522 thank you!!! I didn't get it either

    • @cindyshaver3432
      @cindyshaver3432 Год назад

      She’s funny & clever.. but it’s never funny to mock God.. now that’s scary

    • @RichardRitenour0522
      @RichardRitenour0522 Год назад

      @@cindyshaver3432 Take my word for it, He knows ;)

  • @mohammadi9983
    @mohammadi9983 Год назад +20

    What makes her super special is that her jokes are just simple and very funny. Her delivery is on-point. A fine comic 👌🏻

  • @itsjustian8484
    @itsjustian8484 Год назад +162

    This has me thinking, if I can't find a lady who laughs at my jokes, I hope I can find one who makes me laugh. I just think that laughter is good for a relationship.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Год назад +8

      Ian: If you and your mate don’t share a sense of humor, your relationship is doomed. I mean this in all seriousness!

    • @kricachula7546
      @kricachula7546 Год назад +5

      It's true! Wanna grab a coffee, Ian? But first.... you wanna take a nap? Lol

    • @crissuth4658
      @crissuth4658 Год назад +3

      @@kricachula7546 😂💖🔥

    • @tooncutter5805
      @tooncutter5805 Год назад +2

      Ian, you are so right. Me and the hubby have been together 24 years, we laugh at each other and ourselves all the time and spend Friday nights watching Dry Bar - dunno, but laughter seems to neutralize all the other not-so-good stuff in life.

    • @RevWillBreeze
      @RevWillBreeze 10 месяцев назад

      Easier to find a virgin than a funny woman

  • @antonburger01
    @antonburger01 Год назад +55

    This special was actually even funnier than her first one. She's a freaking pro!

  • @BetSeeBoo
    @BetSeeBoo Год назад +72

    🤣😅😂🤣Thanks for the laughs Karen! I've loved you since the 1st time I saw you on DryBar. You're sense of humor is unique & refreshing! My neighbors had to have heard me laughing tonight and wondering what I'm doing over here Lol. Thanks again!

    • @amremnant
      @amremnant Год назад +5

      Same and her new look is flattering too 😊

  • @krystlelamont5177
    @krystlelamont5177 Год назад +33

    This comic was so funny. Such a funny dark sense of humor. 😂

  • @christopher8220
    @christopher8220 Год назад +8

    Now this is the kind of 'Karen' I would love listening to daily!!!

  • @juliekrol
    @juliekrol Год назад +14

    Was honestly getting depressed about being 41 and single, but your set was a blessing 😂

    • @ndjubilant8391
      @ndjubilant8391 8 месяцев назад

      Found my man at 40, got married 3 weeks before I turned 41. Still together almost 10 years later. ❤

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 Год назад +87

    I love Karen. She's the funniest female comic I've ever heard.

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM Год назад +3

      Really? You need to get out more!

    • @nenaelliott8058
      @nenaelliott8058 Год назад

      @@officialWWM that's probably true but I stand by my statement. I'm allowed to have an opinion aren't I? I'm almost sure I won that right when women won the right to vote, jerk. Open your mind...

    • @ChrisM-tn3hx
      @ChrisM-tn3hx Год назад +3

      I was just thinking the same thing. Others try way too hard, and aren't genuinely funny. Just clones. She's hilarious, though. Love the way her mind works. I also love Tax Deduction. It's like she's a long lost relative.

    • @Morana-mori
      @Morana-mori Год назад +2

      She’s the only Karen I like in today’s society

    • @aerialarboreal9005
      @aerialarboreal9005 Год назад +2

      Look up Mary Mack... You won't be disappointed...

  • @cibertronx
    @cibertronx 11 месяцев назад +4

    She's brilliant!!! Loved her performance.

  • @capame3737
    @capame3737 Год назад +25

    She's pretty freaking good. Never heard of her. Now a favorite!

  • @csailer2353
    @csailer2353 Год назад +5

    Probably one of the best comedians I've seen for dry bar stand up. Very funny.

  • @Sheerkat7
    @Sheerkat7 Год назад +39

    Very fresh comic. Great timing, funny stories and even brought the Frito back around at the end.

  • @bobthebuilder5172
    @bobthebuilder5172 Год назад +5

    Thank God this was some original content. No more of the cookie cutter dating app jokes I hear all the time! Well done!

  • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
    @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Год назад +97

    The funniest DryBar comic in a while

    • @omegakrest
      @omegakrest Год назад +1

      Too bad the crowd was a bit dull. Some of the jokes had to be explained, which is a bit of a mood killer, especially for a stand up comedian. I’m sure she didn’t enjoy seeing confused faces in the crowd and not hearing loud reaction to her hilarious jokes.
      She’s amazing.

  • @douglasbull7829
    @douglasbull7829 Год назад +14

    Thanks! Loved your humor and personality. Wish I was 20 years younger to look for you on that dating app.

  • @wendyh3297
    @wendyh3297 Год назад +4

    Your joke delivery is Perfect! I've laughed out loud at everything you have done BUT what makes this particular performance truly stand out to me is that, at some point there, a joke or two hadnt landed well and you were losing the audience but you never faltered. You just kept pouring it on and it was Fabulous. You got them all back and landed the show! Well done. More please!!

  • @ArtemisFenix
    @ArtemisFenix 4 месяца назад +1

    One of the top most: talented, original and funniest comedians BRAVO!🙌🤣

  • @NoamPeled
    @NoamPeled Год назад +9

    If RUclips's algorithms are working OK, this impressive show should have a few more million views by next month.

  • @kateh4595
    @kateh4595 Год назад +4

    Hi Karen. Greetings from your old Comedy Store friend in Germany. Wonderful to see you after all these years. Your delivery was always point on. Funny how you meet some people in life and you just know they will be successful because their talent and determination are crystal clear. Wishing you many many more great years and many many more laughs. Sending you s hug across the miles and the decades. K.

  • @RobVespa
    @RobVespa Год назад +9

    Karen Rontowski's the funniest comedian I've seen on this channel in a long while. She's pretty funny. Smart people (with skewed perspectives) usually are.

  • @curtiswilliams8377
    @curtiswilliams8377 Год назад +6

    You are a breath of fresh air Karen thank I was concern about being alone can't find someone to date and I'm 56. Dating apps are the worst thank you so much for your since of humor. It is AAAAAAmazing!🥳😆😅🤣😂🤪

  • @jz2450
    @jz2450 Год назад +4

    She is amazing!

  • @Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaa Год назад +11

    She is awesome! WOW

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper Год назад +23

    She is legit hilarious!

  • @JohnDgr81
    @JohnDgr81 Год назад +8

    I love this woman!...👍...(I had been waiting FOREVER to hear more of Karen’s humor!)...more PLEASE! ,...BTW!...I love her new look! (Silver fox!).❤️

  • @denicabishop
    @denicabishop Год назад +16

    Hilarious!!! I enjoyed every joke and her delivery was on point!

  • @xchrysantha
    @xchrysantha Год назад +4

    Yo this audience was totally underrating her, she was BRILLIANT. I LOVED HER and I am so glad I discovered her ohmygosh!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tribal_Dad
    @Tribal_Dad Год назад +5

    I have been waiting for this full show. I am not disappointed.

  • @justimagine2403
    @justimagine2403 Год назад +6

    Karen ! Well she looks 10 years younger now! Fantastic!

  • @reetle4440
    @reetle4440 Год назад +3

    Thank you for the BELLY LAUGHS!!! OMG I needed that. You hit my funny bone!!!

  • @TikTok_refugees1977
    @TikTok_refugees1977 Год назад +6

    this is my first time hearing this lady, she is really funny!!!

  • @f-u-nkyf-u-ntime
    @f-u-nkyf-u-ntime 9 месяцев назад +6

    One of the few female comedienne's that raised a smile 😃

  • @LilyPeregrine
    @LilyPeregrine Год назад +2

    I really love her chaotic calm energy!

  • @minajones1635
    @minajones1635 Год назад +1

    She is so funny! Thoroughly enjoyed it!! 😂 😂

  • @lunarwrase
    @lunarwrase Год назад +6

    You had me at take a nap!!!!

  • @marshalbaek5580
    @marshalbaek5580 Год назад +12

    Another great set at Dry Bar! Thanks Karen!

  • @lauralowery9303
    @lauralowery9303 Год назад +11

    I love your voice! You changed your look so much that I knew the voice but I couldn't figure out who you were! I really like the red hair! It's good on you. 🥰💖

    • @everynewdayisablessing8509
      @everynewdayisablessing8509 Год назад

      I recognized the voice as well, but the look is so different, she looks 20 years younger. The new look suits her so well.

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie Год назад +1

    Quality Comic!
    Definitely her own material!
    Thumbs up!

  • @zenamatthews9380
    @zenamatthews9380 Год назад +4

    Karen you deserve to be way more famous, you're too good!!

  • @freeshrugs63
    @freeshrugs63 Год назад +1

    She cracked me up! Sitting alone, laughing out loud.

  • @timdoerksen9893
    @timdoerksen9893 Год назад +1

    Hi Karen you are very funny lady. The best i have seen in a long time.

  • @randallsmerna384
    @randallsmerna384 Год назад +5

    I knew I recognized this voice but I couldn't believe it was the same woman! She looks great here and at least 10 years younger!

  • @jarmom4033
    @jarmom4033 Год назад +12

    I reluctantly watched bc most of the time females aren't really that funny TO ME.. BUT I was invested rather quickly and it just got better the whole time. Needless to say I'm pleasantly surprised with her performance! I will not hesitate to watch more of her😁

    • @lordgarion514
      @lordgarion514 Год назад

      It's not just to you.
      Studies have been done, and on average, men are funnier than women.
      "Looking at the results of various studies in which people were asked to rate men and women’s humour - without knowing their sex first - they found that 63 per cent of men were funnier than the average woman."
      That's 63 to 37 percent....
      Now, that doesn't mean a random woman won't be funnier than a random man, but on average, a LOT more men are considered funny than women.
      They think it might be because, evolutionarily speaking, women had the job of raising kids. Always had to keep an eye out for danger and such.
      Whereas men, going out and attacking large mean things with sticks, and experiencing all the violence and injuries, probably developed their humor to help with the horrors and stress.
      Having your friend gored to death by an animal, and then having to clean the carcass, with your dead friend laying right there, and then carrying them both back to camp, which would be many hours away, would probably be stressful.

  • @feralkat9370
    @feralkat9370 Год назад +14

    Really funny lady!
    Hope to see more of her on DB.

  • @chakaula8642
    @chakaula8642 Год назад +9

    Awesome delivery and timing. Oh yes she's also creative and funny!

  • @amygalvin1799
    @amygalvin1799 Год назад +28

    As a flight attendant of 30 years I concur on the need for a certificate for parents to carry their children!😊

    • @lordgarion514
      @lordgarion514 Год назад +3

      Back in the early 90's I bought a house, and had a kid.
      Signed my name 17 times before I had that house.
      I didn't sign anything to get the kid.
      Not one thing. Just the form to get his social. And I didn't actually have to do that.
      I've seen the idiot kids of today.
      I'm not gonna say she's wrong. 🤣

  • @sessaraquel1
    @sessaraquel1 Год назад +7

    Absolutely hilarious!❤❤

  • @deniszubovic7516
    @deniszubovic7516 Год назад +2

    ... but an above ground pool in Ogden, get my flip flops. Solid joke, very solid.

  • @ishab745
    @ishab745 Год назад +4

    She slayed!

  • @trixieharrison3678
    @trixieharrison3678 Год назад +11

    She is really funny!!!

  • @Dweebatheart
    @Dweebatheart Год назад +5

    Always so funny!! Love you, Karen!

  • @johnwittner4168
    @johnwittner4168 Год назад +4

    One of the few funniest comedians.😂😂😂

  • @GerryBlue
    @GerryBlue Год назад +5

    She’s great! Instant fan, love funny women

  • @mathscanada
    @mathscanada Год назад +2

    …” some men live for years..” is gold.

  • @tomorrowmely3624
    @tomorrowmely3624 Год назад +9

    So original and funny! I loved it!

  • @gladycowie9950
    @gladycowie9950 Год назад +2

    Thank you Karen for making me laugh 😂 you are awesome and very funny

  • @balthromaw6305
    @balthromaw6305 Год назад +5

    Karen you rock!

  • @francleo2002
    @francleo2002 Год назад +5

    Great woman! LOVED her show, wit, delivery, everything. Soft voice, with a perfect tone! Very refreshing show!!

  • @hdsd1604
    @hdsd1604 Год назад +20

    That was hilarious...congratulations on an awesome performance!!! 🤠❤👍🏻

  • @chelseasmith1426
    @chelseasmith1426 Год назад +3

    this was great, she needed a crowd who got more of her jokes!

  • @MaeJan
    @MaeJan Год назад +6

    One of the funniest comedians ❤

  • @withgoddess7164
    @withgoddess7164 Год назад +5

    I saw her Drybar show here 2? years ago. She's so funny.

  • @QuietlyCurious
    @QuietlyCurious Год назад +3

    She does dad jokes really well! 😂

  • @stevenhaase
    @stevenhaase Год назад +1

    What a wonderful surprise to come across your video here. Such a kooky sense of humor, love it!

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Год назад +1

    Omg her self deprecating humble dry humor is so impressionable.

  • @Really658
    @Really658 Год назад +2

    Hypnotized.

  • @TheAncientsumerian
    @TheAncientsumerian 11 месяцев назад

    It's so refreshing to see a stand up comedian who doesn't indulge in obscene language. They are rare gems these days.

    • @elliebellie7816
      @elliebellie7816 7 месяцев назад

      Uhh look her up on one of her other RUclips videos and you'll feel a little differently about her.

    • @wstegeszczu
      @wstegeszczu 5 месяцев назад

      Perhaps hematites?

  • @tspoon1968
    @tspoon1968 Год назад +3

    Absolutely funny and original ..

  • @soldieroftruth77
    @soldieroftruth77 Год назад +2

    I’m 37 and that nap line has worked on me countless times.

  • @jadejdbenson1059
    @jadejdbenson1059 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @jonathanlee728
    @jonathanlee728 Год назад +1

    You have it down to the last second. Great timing. Got me as I just got o a dating app. Your special was just that.

  • @jezmilkyway1244
    @jezmilkyway1244 Год назад +3

    Omg she's absolutely fabulous

  • @cacevedo07
    @cacevedo07 Год назад +1

    Finally, an excellent female comedian!
    Thanks!

  • @ZipLineFine
    @ZipLineFine Год назад +3

    Courage aka Tax Deduction.. Brilliant,,,

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Год назад +2

    She is absolutely hilarious!

  • @FleaChristenson
    @FleaChristenson Год назад +8

    Is this the tight end lady that worked the audience back and forth? She’s just as funny this time. 😁

  • @gladycowie9950
    @gladycowie9950 Год назад +1

    Hope to see more of your special

  • @woollyprimate
    @woollyprimate 4 месяца назад +2

    The DNR t-shirt bit was my favorite.

  • @marshalbaek5580
    @marshalbaek5580 Год назад +2

    I didn't recognize you and didn't read who it was I was about to listen to, then 2 jokes in, I knew it was you! Because you're awesome!

  • @victoriacrowe-zuniga7762
    @victoriacrowe-zuniga7762 Год назад +1

    OMG!!! I Love Karen!! She has me rolling on the floor. Jeezel McPete!! Too much! 😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😂😂😂

  • @fabulousfamily564
    @fabulousfamily564 Год назад +2

    I laughed uproariously!

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +6

    Very funny. I can so relate.

  • @justintimes5787
    @justintimes5787 Год назад +1

    So funny....I would like to see more of her !

  • @captnhuffy
    @captnhuffy Год назад

    She is **Truly Hilarious** miles ahead of others!!

  • @CMLand-zp4jm
    @CMLand-zp4jm 24 дня назад

    Thanks! Love Karen's sense of humor and timing. About a half bubble off plum; but funny!
    Cheers!

  • @alzychoze6591
    @alzychoze6591 Год назад +3

    My favorite comic in a while!

  • @marirose19
    @marirose19 Год назад +2

    Hi Karen, It’s one of your favorite clients who you read the tarot for. This was excellent! Laughed so hard; actually am still laughing.
    I’ll be in touch sooner than later for a tarot reading.
    ~Marirose 💙🌟🌀

  • @emilybrowness9679
    @emilybrowness9679 Год назад +4

    The genius Jesus/toast joke. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @eyeamsweet
      @eyeamsweet Год назад +1

      What did it mean???!!! 😂

  • @anniehadfield6637
    @anniehadfield6637 Год назад +1

    Brilliant!

  • @pixelfishmallorca
    @pixelfishmallorca Год назад +6

    She's hillarious!!!

  • @fionahelmer946
    @fionahelmer946 Год назад +1

    OUTSTANDING! HILARIOUS, BRILLIANT. How refreshing, I was starting to forget women can do stand up...well done senyora, you maka mi laff

  • @paulakahre2688
    @paulakahre2688 Год назад +1

    I am so glad your video popped up sister 🙏. LoL.. that's super cool that you are gifted in both realms. Your stand up made me lite up inside ❗🔥. You are the first openly unapologetic comedian spiritualist I've encountered.. LoL.. geez, sounds like a coming out the closet isn't just for the alphabet community after all... I laughed Soo hard because I had to listen to most of your jokes twice 😊.. just to make sure that anyone else around that didn't understand the first time had a fair chance to catch up to the rest of us 🤫. Anyways, I'm so excited you've been courageous, you lit a spark inside me🌟🔥. I was limiting my possibilities by fitting a stereotype of what most psychic medium tarot reader do. But now I see, when you are original, you'll always be the first of your kind. I know why you named him courage. Because YOU ARe The physical manifestation of being courageous 🙏. That's beautiful.

  • @sherv.h
    @sherv.h Год назад +1

    Has anyone noticed that comics (in their shows) keep reminding people things like "that *joke* is not for everyone" or "As a comic..."; They constantly remind the audience that this is an act. To all those who make others laugh, we appreciate you!

  • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
    @user-sg8wf5qo9s Год назад +1

    Very sharp and bright lady 👏

  • @deepwaters7242
    @deepwaters7242 Год назад +1

    Hilarious, looking her up

  • @pizzathehut2264
    @pizzathehut2264 6 месяцев назад

    The first actually funny lady comedian. Plus she’s clean