Luke Kidgell - Getting Caught by Airport Security | Stand Up Comedy

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Комментарии • 81

  • @tylerjordan2412
    @tylerjordan2412 5 лет назад +363

    Lmao “that’s a joooooke, people from syria don’t explode.... their bags do”

  • @mikaelaanne8693
    @mikaelaanne8693 5 лет назад +275

    “Sometimes I will get waived in between a Sudanese family or something just to prove they’re not racially profiling people” 😂 my thoughts every time. Hilarious skit dude 👌🏽

  • @aurora_skies_
    @aurora_skies_ 5 лет назад +332

    Clapping at the end of avengers white 😂😂 I will never understand why people do that

    • @ehren.newton8563
      @ehren.newton8563 5 лет назад +2

      most irritating thing lol

    • @RogueCowTurd
      @RogueCowTurd 5 лет назад +11

      i bet my life savings black people clapped after black panther

    • @olliedobney9450
      @olliedobney9450 5 лет назад +1

      ViolateAHS yeah the creators aren’t there

    • @naomikemp4195
      @naomikemp4195 5 лет назад +2

      I’m not even white but I’m this type of white

    • @gigglesinside
      @gigglesinside 5 лет назад +1

      @@RogueCowTurd Why would we want a $5 bet with you?

  • @mission101
    @mission101 5 лет назад +77

    Another quality stand up Luke

  • @v.rprasad5377
    @v.rprasad5377 5 лет назад +14

    "Their bags do" lmao

  • @marie7999
    @marie7999 5 лет назад +118

    *BUT WHAT WAS IN THE BACKPACK??!*

  • @jimmyrecard6021
    @jimmyrecard6021 5 лет назад +86

    whats in the Bick pick ?

  • @baileehodgson1287
    @baileehodgson1287 5 лет назад +5

    “oh no i’ve been schapelled”

  • @charliecinema130
    @charliecinema130 5 лет назад +17

    I clapped at the end of Avengers haha

  • @mediocre_bee1565
    @mediocre_bee1565 5 лет назад +8

    That literally happened to me, getting caught with an orange in my bag by the dog and everything

  • @charliethegeek7021
    @charliethegeek7021 5 лет назад +8

    He never exactly stated that he didn’t have drugs 😂😂😂

  • @jasmineduff5917
    @jasmineduff5917 5 лет назад +11

    Me: Australians don’t have a bad sense of humour Also me:

  • @leftrightfilms5697
    @leftrightfilms5697 5 лет назад +34

    You mate, have gained a subscriber.

  • @elizamoylan1948
    @elizamoylan1948 5 лет назад +10

    This is incredible!!

  • @lucifinley-mcdonald416
    @lucifinley-mcdonald416 5 лет назад +13

    Mate best one yet😂😂😂😍

  • @iJeneralTV
    @iJeneralTV 5 лет назад +16

    Lmao another great video

  • @floriansiffer4060
    @floriansiffer4060 5 лет назад +4

    that was really good!

  • @abbyweeks2953
    @abbyweeks2953 5 лет назад +6

    Beck peeck

  • @allaboutstupid2228
    @allaboutstupid2228 3 года назад +2

    Im so offended. I love it lol.

  • @gamermason4
    @gamermason4 5 лет назад +4

    New video!!! Keen!!!!

  • @jia9420
    @jia9420 4 года назад +2

    I was carrying some jerky with me and the dogs didn’t smell it because it airtight lol

  • @ethaniv9053
    @ethaniv9053 4 года назад +1

    Comedy gold

  • @bananamuffins582
    @bananamuffins582 5 лет назад +7

    Also, you're funny as hell, hope you're going good.

  • @jacobnuttall1262
    @jacobnuttall1262 5 лет назад +4

    Nice

  • @georgiamills3405
    @georgiamills3405 5 лет назад +10

    Lol that’s just a kiwi think I think 😂😂

  • @michaelsndergaard2912
    @michaelsndergaard2912 2 года назад

    uhh that last joke. killed it:-)

  • @hannahblackman6855
    @hannahblackman6855 5 лет назад +8

    I swear I saw you near Perth today.

    • @wolfae2837
      @wolfae2837 5 лет назад +6

      *BANG* Luke Harrison Kidgell Is this you?

  • @cleodaniels6549
    @cleodaniels6549 5 лет назад

    oh shit! i have been schapelled!

  • @kaiceecrane3884
    @kaiceecrane3884 5 лет назад +4

    I'm autistic, airport security are the worst

  • @taxsr_
    @taxsr_ 2 года назад

    U should come to dubbo soon

  • @apricoticpeaches
    @apricoticpeaches 4 года назад +1

    *Beckpeck*

  • @UserName-pi1ml
    @UserName-pi1ml 5 лет назад +12

    How you gonna steal a bit from ari Shaffir that was told on comedy central

    • @TaZeXLaZs
      @TaZeXLaZs 5 лет назад +1

      dakoda birch yeah.... I was thinking the same thing

  • @harrisonmounter6908
    @harrisonmounter6908 3 года назад

    Dope middle name

  • @brodiewise1444
    @brodiewise1444 5 лет назад +7

    Ma name jeff

  • @LukeKidgell
    @LukeKidgell  4 года назад +9

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  • @Ilrahcsiyag
    @Ilrahcsiyag 5 лет назад +3

    Is there an age limit for your shows cos I wanna go

    • @JacobVidovic
      @JacobVidovic 5 лет назад +13

      Charlixx24 xx24 nah mate just as long as they fit your foot

    • @Ilrahcsiyag
      @Ilrahcsiyag 5 лет назад +2

      Jacob Vidovic aha cheers

    • @saltysealgaming3116
      @saltysealgaming3116 5 лет назад +3

      Jacob Vidovic holy shit he thinks your serious

    • @Ilrahcsiyag
      @Ilrahcsiyag 5 лет назад +1

      SaltySeal Gaming first of all not a dude and second of all I really don’t don’t care. I got the joke

    • @saltysealgaming3116
      @saltysealgaming3116 5 лет назад +1

      Charlixx24 xx24 Care

  • @AmxDude1969
    @AmxDude1969 5 лет назад +3

    This story seems awfully familiar... ari

  • @Nobody-du7mj
    @Nobody-du7mj 5 лет назад

    i know he's joking but us New Zealanders do not say bick pick, we say backpack or bag.

  • @Swagener87
    @Swagener87 5 лет назад +1

    I think Ari shaffir did this

  • @stafer2463
    @stafer2463 5 лет назад +1

    >New Zealand

  • @thicckunt1270
    @thicckunt1270 5 лет назад +2

    70th comment

  • @maggpie_3943
    @maggpie_3943 5 лет назад

    Well I'm barely a teen and im about to go on a plane ride this summer. Alone. And I look like a Mexican, and everyone else in my family is white. Crap....(absolutely no offense to anyone)

  • @becsocsci621
    @becsocsci621 4 года назад +1

    Also the racial profiling thing is silly.. if a group is known for a thing, it isn’t racist to suspect them of it.

    • @JaeJae95
      @JaeJae95 4 года назад +4

      It's discriminating.

  • @thicckunt1270
    @thicckunt1270 5 лет назад +1

    69

  • @jamesebery885
    @jamesebery885 5 лет назад +3

    First?

  • @becsocsci621
    @becsocsci621 4 года назад +2

    It is good being white. I love being white. I know all other races can love the skin they’re in, but for some reason us caucazoids are meant to pretend to hate ourselves...