Somic was the best at everything, apart from being smart because that was Tails, but Sonic was really smart too because it it possible to be smart and cool [unless you are a nerd ass]
Like “is that a shark eating a cheeseburger?” And “quick cookie man, blow me off before we get shot” that is probably the first time anyone has ever said that
This writer managed to turn the most benign subject matter into an aberrant opera. And yet the unawareness of the way sex is portrayed and morality explained makes it endearing in the most grotesque fashion
Thank you for appreciating the genius of this fanfiction. The writing style is truly unique and effective in a way that can only be encapsulated as absurd, in the aesthetic sense. It's so irreverent and amateurish but revels in it so jubilantly that one cannot help but feel entertained and join in the ecstacy of youthful naivety. A post-post-modern masterpiece.
That's not a Freudian Slip. By definition that's saying something different of what you're trying to say because your subconscious tricks you. Like _"There you have it fμ¢ker, I mean Tucker"_
That's just the author coping with his confused puberty saying "yeah sure everyone has gay tendencies. It's not that I like boys everyone does but they pretend to not."
Fun fact, unmentioned sometime around the middle of the story, he turned yellow for about 17 seconds. The reason “knuckles Jr is red” is used in this context is to alert the audience that the status of his color has returned to its original state
Sonic thought that this video - which he was watCHING - was good and not bad because it was to his sophisticated tastes, and it was so good that it made him feel like an expert on videos which were good and gave people a laugh like a really happy hyena in the desert that just found a dead zebra.
Sonic was happy that he found this comment, and so he ran over to his blue laptop and went to click the like button before anyone else could because he liked being fast. “Wow, I really like this comment, said sonic.” Said sonic.
My favorite part is that every single time Knuckles Sr. is mentioned post-body donation the author must clarify that Knuckles Sr. is currently a baby, like if anything changes about him the fabric of space will tear itself apart.
Holy shit, I threw up from laughing too hard at the "Body Donation" part. The fact that Einstein "invented" it, that he canonically killed his wife after she transformed out of sheer fear, and the whiplash of remembering that some kid wrote this as part of their sonic fanfiction.
I was watching the Chris chan documentary and I had to explain what was happening and how long the documentary was it was like revealing forbidden knowledge to someone something they could never forget
If you guys are still into fanfic readings, you should do Face The Strange. It has very similar vibes to if Sonic High School and My Immortal/Forbiden Fruit had a baby. All the absurdity of SHS, plus the edgy teen OCs from MI and FF. I read through it one night with a close friend of mine and it was genuinely one of the best nights of my life
Took me a second to realize you mentioned My Immortal and Forbidden Fruit by acronym a second time, I legit read "MI and FF" as "Michigan and Final Fantasy" 💀
Guys, I am begging you, PLEASE do a reading of Metroid High School. It’s just as unhinged as this and the day I discovered it was the best day of my life and I quote it constantly.
1:31:38 You know, a parent and their child kissing(like, except maybe on the lips) because they love each other as a family isn't even that weird in the first place. If anything, that "NO NO NO ITS OKAY" text made it a lot more uncomfortable than the act itself. In that awkward "Asbestos-Free Cereal" reverse-psychology kind of way.
It took my fiancé and I 5 and a half hours to watch this thanks to the line replays and trying not to vomit from hysterical laughter. I've never been happier to have a humor-induced migraine. Thank you, Pastrami Gentlemen.
This sheer quality from a channel with under 5k subs????? This was absolutely incredible and had be laughing the entire time. I remember listening to a rendition of the first few parts a while back, but when searching it up for a re-watch I came across this, and I'm so glad I did. Absolutely beautiful.
This video is so underrated, I was cackling the entire time. Your fanfiction readings are always a treat and I love listening to them while working on art.
First off, Tails is in high school. He skipped elementary and middle school because he's so smart. Or the writer just wanted Tailsbin there. Either way, some 8 year old is in high school. Every parents dream XD
I loved Kudo's Knuckles acting, the first line being "HE IS Ľ̶̢̧̰̘͓̰̯̘̘̑͑͗͊̿̈́̎̄͝͠A̵̧͚̪̭̜̍̋͐͐͑͝T̸̨̨͇̗̟̣̱̱̻͙̬̰̪̙͚̭͊̀͐̾̿̈́̊̓͒̇̑͜Ę̶̧̢͔͙͉̲͕̯͚̜̟̮͚͍͑̊̈́̃̍͑́͝" really sells it for me
I really think this is a legit fanfic written by a legit middle schooler. There are so many anologies that seem ridiculous to an adult, but kind of make sense if I think back to how I saw the world when I was that age. Also, the hilarious misspellings are often kind of understandable if you imagine the author just heard these words spoken without ever seeing the written form, like "a bortion" or "reala state."
I know this fanfic in Spanish thanks to a girl who translates, even with all the spelling errors adapting them to Spanish. It's the first time I've heard it in English and it's amazing, it was very fun.
@@tr0y644 ufff not so much, mainly bcs the traduction have the same mistakes in English (This was on purpose) and for someone who wants to learn this is only more confusing. But it's fun anyways...
I'm saving this to help our fellow clinic defenders by drowning out the noise from all the religious protesters, with the internets bible, Sonic fan fiction. Thank you. Edit: i luv u beef bois
this is my favorite thing ever. The only reason I did not constantly feel nauseous is because of the laughter. The natural conclusion. It is beautiful and terrifying. The only thing that tops this is Mario High School by skrellogs.
@@Tail_sez im not sure. The audition announcement was on TikTok, but that's all i remember. For all i know it ended up getting scrapped (probably because no one auditioned). I didn't end up going for the audition, due to my pretty crappy mic, and the only character i would've been able to play was Espio, and i didn't think i was right for the part
Oh my god... LOLOL this has got to be the funniest yet horridly written 'story' I've heard in a looooong time. LOL I don't know how old the writer was, but spelling, punctuation, correctness within the phrases of a sentence? LOLOL 🐾🦊🐾
Idk this one just doesnt hit the same as My Immortal or the Twilight one tbh. It feels too much like its done on purpose. Its nowhere near the levels of edgy cringe of the other two.
Fun fact: my high school theater club used to do dramatic readings of this fic to test our ability to not break character
W club
Wonder if they also do My Immortal?
@@iamnothale reading through all of my immortal without breaking character would turn you into a Japanese AAA voice actor.
@@The_Devils_rejectWhat the hell are you doing MOTHERFUCKERS??
(He had a headache preps)
@@The_Devils_rejectyou'd have a military-grade poker face
"Cream was in the class because she wanted to be mentally challenged" has gotta be my favourite line.
Said Sonic. Sonic. Sonic Said. Said Sonic. And then he ran really fast. “I ran really fast”, Said Sonic, after running very fast.
"This story sucks!" Said Regit because he really didn't like the story because it sucks.
He thought it was bad.
Somic was the best at everything, apart from being smart because that was Tails, but Sonic was really smart too because it it possible to be smart and cool [unless you are a nerd ass]
@_Yorkshire_Terrier_ and sonic was fast and smart but not as smart as Tails, who was the smart ones, and Sonic is the fastest.
Knuckles Jr was red
“create a generation in me.😩”
Please tell me someone has said that before
Up there with the great sex lines like the he put his thingy into my you know what and we did it for the first time
Like “is that a shark eating a cheeseburger?” And “quick cookie man, blow me off before we get shot” that is probably the first time anyone has ever said that
@@Melostoneif the ants and the milk man could make peace, who’s to say we can’t all have a taste of this pie?
I feel like “impregnate my womb” is infinitely more natural sounding.
Baby girl, let’s go make a sonic generations 😘
it's pretty obvious that the author becomes self aware after a while, but I can't tell when it happens
I think it was satire from the start
@@bibblyboing half of me hopes it was, and half of me hopes it was wholly unironic
@@lyricusthelame9395 Stuff like "against the rules of both man and god" and "wanted to be mentally challenged" gives it away
The itchy balls kinda gives it away at the start
@@peedfarded yeah, even My Immortal didn't give it away so soon. This trollfic dropped the ball but goddamn if it isn't funny
I love how this story is 80% a kid that never saw any pr0n trying to depict sex scenes.
It's so funny.
This writer managed to turn the most benign subject matter into an aberrant opera. And yet the unawareness of the way sex is portrayed and morality explained makes it endearing in the most grotesque fashion
Thank you for appreciating the genius of this fanfiction. The writing style is truly unique and effective in a way that can only be encapsulated as absurd, in the aesthetic sense. It's so irreverent and amateurish but revels in it so jubilantly that one cannot help but feel entertained and join in the ecstacy of youthful naivety. A post-post-modern masterpiece.
Perchance
@@supercoolfacething I can't tell if you're shitposting or not but everything you just said is 100% right.
“Tails was happy but sad because he is smart.”
“You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.”
1:22:43 "Control his gay urges like everyone else" is such a beautiful freudian slip. As if the rest of the story isn't.
This isn't a Freudian slip, this is an Olympic speedskating meet held on the Freudian lake.
That's not a Freudian Slip. By definition that's saying something different of what you're trying to say because your subconscious tricks you.
Like _"There you have it fμ¢ker, I mean Tucker"_
That's just the author coping with his confused puberty saying "yeah sure everyone has gay tendencies. It's not that I like boys everyone does but they pretend to not."
That's not a Freudian Slip. Because that is saying two different things but your subconscious chooses for you and you have to correct yourself.
I always laugh so hard to the point I can’t breathe whenever I hear:
*_”Knuckles Jr was red”_*
Yeah, I sure hope he was
Fun fact, unmentioned sometime around the middle of the story, he turned yellow for about 17 seconds. The reason “knuckles Jr is red” is used in this context is to alert the audience that the status of his color has returned to its original state
@@HuhzelleKnuckles Jr was red.
Sonic thought that this video - which he was watCHING - was good and not bad because it was to his sophisticated tastes, and it was so good that it made him feel like an expert on videos which were good and gave people a laugh like a really happy hyena in the desert that just found a dead zebra.
I have never seen somebody mimic a writing style more perfectly than this. Brava
@@BlindStarLily Thank you.
The hyena metaphor was funnier than it ahould
Sonic was happy that he found this comment, and so he ran over to his blue laptop and went to click the like button before anyone else could because he liked being fast. “Wow, I really like this comment, said sonic.” Said sonic.
@@greendoritoman2464 The reply button is broken eternally
There is no way the author wrote this unironically. It horrifies me to think that they did.
Just like my immortal, I’m not ok, and forbiden fruit the tempation of Edward Cullen
Nah this is the work of the one kid in primary school who knows about sex because they have older brothers, but doesn't really know anything
I mean sonic.exe is a story that was made unironically.
this has too much effort in it to be ironic.
maybe at first it was real but later the author seems to embrace the stupidity of it
I love how when Vector and Charmy died nobody cared but when Sonic did everyone including the chinese doctor attended his funeral!
Except Blaze the Cat, who everyone just hates for no reason
Charmy doesn’t deserve this disrespect
Hearing Jacksfilms narrate a sex scene with fucking Espio and Rouge was simultaneously the most hilarious and disturbing thing I’ve ever heard
“But they all knew it was against the rules of both man and god.”
My favorite part is that every single time Knuckles Sr. is mentioned post-body donation the author must clarify that Knuckles Sr. is currently a baby, like if anything changes about him the fabric of space will tear itself apart.
Holy shit, I threw up from laughing too hard at the "Body Donation" part. The fact that Einstein "invented" it, that he canonically killed his wife after she transformed out of sheer fear, and the whiplash of remembering that some kid wrote this as part of their sonic fanfiction.
the body donation should be a rite of passage
"Welcome to a graveyard of you!" Is lowkey a killer line.
_"I am Magneto! Welcome to die!"_
And if you complain once more you’ll meet an army of my
Don't forget "It's Semen Time"
@@KingMB_XJ_Official youre right. Thats the best line.
So is "God is not real and the world is odd"
This story could've literally been made by a self-aware AI and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
sonic destruction: am i a joke to you?
Counterpoint: There was no self-awareness in this fanfic.
Would you believe me if I told you that, “Hectored,” is not only an actual word, but that it was used correctly in this situation?
I assumed they meant to say "heckled", that's nuts
The Chris Chan and Sonichu cosplays really tie this whole thing together
this is my riverdale
honestly the Knuckles performance was the most amazing part of the narration
HE IS *LATE*
And he sounds like Ugandan Knuckles too
Best part of watching these at work is having a coworker ask to hear what I'm listening to
Not the only on, love the look of confusion after I tell them
I was watching the Chris chan documentary and I had to explain what was happening and how long the documentary was it was like revealing forbidden knowledge to someone something they could never forget
I never realized Internet Historian only did the first 4 chapters. But I see why he stopped it there
Now I’ve heard everything.
I had a feeling there was more, but I didn’t want to believe
Now I’ve seen everything.
I will never not find it hilarious how often sonic parodies make Rogue sound like she smokes a pack a day 😂😂😂
"Ding dong" said Espeo's doorbell.
Take a shot every time they say sonic. Wait… don’t actually do that. I don’t want to be responsible for someone getting alcohol poisoning.
"...said sonic" said sonic
this is honestly the best sonic fan fic of all time i have never wheezed so hard in my life
darkdoomfiremaster is 24 now
wonder what he's up to
Following his dreams hopefully 🌈
Espio and Rouge’s sex scene made me laugh harder than I thought I could laugh.
Every other sex scene got similar results
And the worst part about this is this was either written by a very young kid or an old creep
Or someone on a LOT of drugs
Somebody with a sense of humor, r3t4rd
congratulations to Xavier Renegade Angel for his first narration gig
Isn't life one great narration by the author of fate?
@@teal_m_101we don't cotton to freaks 'round here!
@@teal_m_101we don't cotton to people like you 'round here!
@@teal_m_101we don't cotton to bad narrators in these parts!
“Take that! Taste the Pain!!!!! Take Take Take that!!! Taste the pain!!!!”
If you guys are still into fanfic readings, you should do Face The Strange. It has very similar vibes to if Sonic High School and My Immortal/Forbiden Fruit had a baby. All the absurdity of SHS, plus the edgy teen OCs from MI and FF. I read through it one night with a close friend of mine and it was genuinely one of the best nights of my life
this may be the best and worst discovery i've made today
@@pikabwa2001 Oh honey, that’s exactly what it was for me when I learned about it
Took me a second to realize you mentioned My Immortal and Forbidden Fruit by acronym a second time, I legit read "MI and FF" as "Michigan and Final Fantasy" 💀
@@BinglesP Ah yes, my favorite fanfiction... Michigan-
Oh yeah. Shadow, a Yuyo Hakusho character, Link from TLOZ, Shadow the Hedgehog and others in a big crossover. It's amazing.
Deeply upset that the author never said something like "and then Tails creamed the rabbit." Missed opportunity imo
Guys, I am begging you, PLEASE do a reading of Metroid High School. It’s just as unhinged as this and the day I discovered it was the best day of my life and I quote it constantly.
Why is that even a thing.
@@Wienerdog5because it needed to be
There’s like 4 Metroid characters how would that even work
@@sandsunderthetable.6625exactly, Ravenbeak was introduced well after that FanFiction was published (presumably)
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 from the sound of it, the author must’ve made it work somehow
1:31:38 You know, a parent and their child kissing(like, except maybe on the lips) because they love each other as a family isn't even that weird in the first place.
If anything, that "NO NO NO ITS OKAY" text made it a lot more uncomfortable than the act itself. In that awkward "Asbestos-Free Cereal" reverse-psychology kind of way.
It took my fiancé and I 5 and a half hours to watch this thanks to the line replays and trying not to vomit from hysterical laughter.
I've never been happier to have a humor-induced migraine. Thank you, Pastrami Gentlemen.
It's almost like they forced chat gpt to watch and consume tons of sonic content then made it write this fan fic. The writing style is great 😂
one second you’re laughing at the terrible grammar and the next you are subjected to the most horrifying shit this planet has ever seen
This sheer quality from a channel with under 5k subs????? This was absolutely incredible and had be laughing the entire time. I remember listening to a rendition of the first few parts a while back, but when searching it up for a re-watch I came across this, and I'm so glad I did. Absolutely beautiful.
Nevermind, you have over 5k subs now. This video SUCKS
this entire reading has me in tears but the Rouge voice has to be my favorite, thank you for this masterpiece
Darkdoomfiremaster walked so Cormac Mccarthy could run.
“Any body that is donated without my knowledge was donated without my consent”
The part where Sonic is running and screaming for fucking hours about Amy cheating had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt-
I love how the principle of the high school is Louis Armstrong.
All students that get his name confused with Neil Armstrong have to get sent to his office, he's starting to take it personally
A stalwart, principaled individual, to be sure.
I cant believe i wrote an essay while this was on as background noise, i also cant believe i got so invested in it after i finished said essay😦
This video is so underrated, I was cackling the entire time. Your fanfiction readings are always a treat and I love listening to them while working on art.
I love the excessive similes during the sex scenes lmfao
Like a hot dog windshield wiper
We need a tier list of worst Sonic fanfictions, with this and Sonichu being at the top
Create a generation in me. A Sonic Generation.
First off, Tails is in high school. He skipped elementary and middle school because he's so smart. Or the writer just wanted Tailsbin there. Either way, some 8 year old is in high school. Every parents dream XD
He literally built an airplane in canon, I think he's worth being in high school
also cream is there
Nearly 3 hours of some of the most impressive similes and metaphors known to man (and god)
And Man-God. Which is coincidentally what Sonic is.
Said Sonic.
Am I allowed to use the audio for a possible animation?? This was too hilarious
Yes absolutely
this just might actually be better than my immortal
I'm gonna put this on for my nephew instead of reading him a story before bed.
i'm so upset i just discovered this, bad fanfic that is so horrendous you can't tell if it's real or trolling is my favorite genre of literature
This was phenomenal, you guys did such a great job reading this I genuinely never wanted it to end. I don't understand why it only has 4k views 😭
"Inestine" is so funny because he couldn't spell Einstein.
Those Homeric comparison just chef's kiss
idk why youtube deleted my comment but if anyone wants the legendary song here it is: 2:34:06
The completely unrelated visuals at 1:37:45 made me laugh harder than the absurdity of the scene itself-
The world deserves more of these readings
This story really does sound like a child who just learned every edgy thing ever.
That's what gives the story its harm.
@@Zombie_Chow do you mean charm?
@@arctic_andy_infinity5708 no. ._.
@@arctic_andy_infinity5708both
Pls discover my immortal the harry potter fanfic
High school drama is hard
Oh god this is so cursed. But am I gonna watch the whole thing… absolutely.
I loved Kudo's Knuckles acting, the first line being "HE IS Ľ̶̢̧̰̘͓̰̯̘̘̑͑͗͊̿̈́̎̄͝͠A̵̧͚̪̭̜̍̋͐͐͑͝T̸̨̨͇̗̟̣̱̱̻͙̬̰̪̙͚̭͊̀͐̾̿̈́̊̓͒̇̑͜Ę̶̧̢͔͙͉̲͕̯͚̜̟̮͚͍͑̊̈́̃̍͑́͝" really sells it for me
I am befuddled to an alarming degree. So many odd choices
"Sonic recognized that it was his notebook because it looked identical to Sonic's notebook."
Are we sure this isn't written by ai? lmfao
This fic is like from around the 2010s it’s not ai or close thanfkully
I think Amy, Rouge, and baby Knuckles jr are my favorites. Also I died at the Elder Scrolls music. 🤣
Fun fact there’s is a sequel
Need a link
it needs to be called sonic college, otherwise i am going to die
Stellar performance you all! I'd love to see you read "Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami" next.
I fucking can't with the similes
I want a cut of just similes
@caatko1388 wdym a bomb being compared to flaming horses is the most natural and logical simile ive ever heard of
I was not expecting that knuckles kissing espio moment
why is this so much more literate than My Immortal 😭
I really think this is a legit fanfic written by a legit middle schooler.
There are so many anologies that seem ridiculous to an adult, but kind of make sense if I think back to how I saw the world when I was that age.
Also, the hilarious misspellings are often kind of understandable if you imagine the author just heard these words spoken without ever seeing the written form, like "a bortion" or "reala state."
It was. In one of their more recent additions to the sonic highschool "saga" the author states they were 17 at the time of writing.
This silly saga is what got me into this podcast back with the Chris episode. Truly an excellent journey, very swag, I like it.
I know this fanfic in Spanish thanks to a girl who translates, even with all the spelling errors adapting them to Spanish. It's the first time I've heard it in English and it's amazing, it was very fun.
You think it'd be fun for spanish learners?
@@tr0y644 ufff not so much, mainly bcs the traduction have the same mistakes in English (This was on purpose) and for someone who wants to learn this is only more confusing. But it's fun anyways...
@@tr0y644It was fun for me.
I'm saving this to help our fellow clinic defenders by drowning out the noise from all the religious protesters, with the internets bible, Sonic fan fiction. Thank you.
Edit: i luv u beef bois
this is the best bedtime story ever
"Welcome to a graveyard of You!" is something i would imagine Benry saying in HLVR:AI
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Cream sounds like Mark Hamil at 1:00:12 and I love it 🤣
2:34:06 lost one's weeping (tails' version)
this is my favorite thing ever. The only reason I did not constantly feel nauseous is because of the laughter. The natural conclusion. It is beautiful and terrifying. The only thing that tops this is Mario High School by skrellogs.
Someone made an animated adaptation of this fanfic that i almost auditioned for. Thinking i may have dodged a bullet lol
NO. WHERE IS IT?! I LOVE HATE THIS THING I NEED IT
@@Tail_sez im not sure. The audition announcement was on TikTok, but that's all i remember. For all i know it ended up getting scrapped (probably because no one auditioned). I didn't end up going for the audition, due to my pretty crappy mic, and the only character i would've been able to play was Espio, and i didn't think i was right for the part
@@SpicyMB Ok, thanks anyway :)
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE
this is so fucking funny
Man I wonder where the author of this…piece of literature is today. What are they doing? Do they have a boring job and family? Is he still a writer?
I come back to this video every few months when im feelin down. Thanks for the laughs, boys!
Can't wait for you guys to cover tails gets trolled.
what does the author of the fanficton have against my boi vector
Man, and I thought Internet Historian's abridged version was good
"like he was building a golf and *digging out the back 9."*
AAAAAAH! *That mental image!* 😨😰🤢😭😂🤣☠️
Oh my god... LOLOL this has got to be the funniest yet horridly written 'story' I've heard in a looooong time. LOL I don't know how old the writer was, but spelling, punctuation, correctness within the phrases of a sentence? LOLOL 🐾🦊🐾
Every once in a while I love going back and listening to this, fucking funny man
You know the badfic gets intense when parts are skipped.
maybe somewhere out there even a sonic high school when he loses a loved one
I can't tell if this was made by an 8 year old or a master shitposter who is also 8 years old.
it's so bad that im pausing every 2 minutes to stop myself from cringing to the point I invert.
Idk this one just doesnt hit the same as My Immortal or the Twilight one tbh.
It feels too much like its done on purpose.
Its nowhere near the levels of edgy cringe of the other two.
that was beautiful... i'm cyring.. right now...