My Husband After His Vasectomy
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Possibly the greatest sacrifice anyone has ever made.
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Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a rural South Dakota born and Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 4 kids and over 500+ videos. We also have a TV show on the Magnolia Network called Super Dad. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
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"this is the only caulk I can use right now..but don't worry I'm comin for ya...I just need a couple more days." Heidi you killed me 😂😂😂😂
I'm guessing Heidi doesn't have nearly as many headaches as we were left to believe...
Damn.... 😂
I mean they do have 4 kids…
Patiently waiting for the “unlimited cream pies” sweatshirt to drop now 😂
Yessssss
I don’t know if I can resist buying that
Yep! I'd like it too 😮
Would purchase, ha ha!
I wouldn’t be able to not purchase at least two.
Now what we need is the video where Taylor impersonates Heidi's reaction when she finds out that "clearing out the pipes" made her pregnant with the fifth child. 😂
When I got the snip my doc told me he had one patient that didn’t wait long enough and get the all clear first and ended up getting his wife pregnant again!
My cousin got her tubes tied, ended up pregnant. Fortunately, her fourth one was finally a girl. Her next tubal ligation was free. 1980's.
How has Heidi managed to impersonate ALL our husbands???
Because Heidi is awesome.
@@elizabethdautremont agreed!
I wanna see that
"Listen, swim team..."
I died. 😂😂😂😂😂
lol love that scene so much
@@DudeDad because it's true 😖 you will lose them. Your sperm will never look the same without them. It's ok though, looking at your beautiful children they did give you. Got to give the pep talk👍
I almost forgot I was watching Heidi do an impression of Taylor. I started to believe it WAS Taylor. Oscar winning performance!
Hahahahahhahaa. Personally, I like when they play each other. I laugh a lot more when Taylor plays Heidi and Heidi plays Taylor. Fucking brilliant writing. Well done you two !
the impersonation videos are my absolute favorite, too!
It's the uncombed Heidi wig that kills me every time. And when Taylor plays his mother.
I don't remember it being all that bad for me. Until my toddler at the time hit me in the nuts a few days after the procedure.
Ouch!
Same lol
Ouch!!!!!
I am a woman and still made the "aahhh-ouch" face reading this. So sorry, man.
I'm sorry. I'm also sorry for laughing super loudly when I read it. But truly, that probably knocked the wind out of you
Omg, you had me so bad at yoga pants
the worst kind of torture
Go put on something gross!!!
She nailed the impression 😂
She did!
LOL she always does❤❤❤❤❤
Seriously the ex walked the entire Lincoln Park Zoo the day after. No issues, ice packs all night for a couple of nights. Three and done.
Taylor needs to do a reaction video
Has he done any reactions to Heidi’s videos? I mean he is usually there filming and probably partially editing…wouldn’t be as good as her reactions when I don’t think she is there the whole time he records the my wife videos
It won’t work because he’s involved with the filming.
He writes and films I’m sure- no surprise for him
It's only fitting that you get 69 likes.
You're welcome.
Literally so funny! Heidi shows us how much Taylor actually complained. Also, the caulking of the roof, the drill in the tailpipe and the leveler and blowtorch in the engine bay, soooooo funny!!!!!
That leveler was a stud finder with a built in level. I was wondering how many studs she found in that engine bay.
😂😂😂😂 ikr i laughed so hard
Heidi's getting funnier and funnier. Still love the long, drawn-out, "ya wannaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" , wink and click of the tongue.
Heidi killed this one haha😅
As a man who had this procedure, she pretty much nailed it. 😅
It’s the only “caulk” I can use right now!😂😂😂😂
You actually are told to use it several times before sex to get all sperm out and to send in for tests to see if it actually has active sperm
I can TOTALLY see Taylor doing all of this! Nice portrayal. 😉
My husband got his on Father’s Day!!! What a champ. I got him a mug from the hospital gift shop that says, “100% SUPERDAD”.😂
As a Nurse - HEIDI NAILED IT!! I almost spit out my soup watching this ! 😂😂😂😂
What about the scene where "Taylor" asks for a nurse friend to look at the surgical site? 😁
Unlimited Creme Pies. I FRIGGIN CANT
Reception said the next available appt for my vasectomy was Dec 6th. That’s my birthday. I told them I’ll take the second next available 😂 - I’m going in next week boys! Wish me luck! Perfect timing on this video drop 😅
It isn't enjoyable but I've had worse pains. I recommend wearing jocks to keep them high and tight. The higher and tighter, the better. Briefs are insufficient. Do not let them hang. I repeat, do not let them hang!!!
My husband had his done a little over a month ago and he had a super easy recovery (and he had the older style with a scalpel, the no scalpel version is supposedly a cakewalk to recover from). Definitely recommend getting a few jock straps and a couple bags of frozen peas or corn (easier to mold over the area and way cheaper than an ice pack). Ice 20 minutes on, 20 minutes off for the first 2 days. Alternate ibuprofen and Tylenol (take a dose every 3-4 hours). Sit down and rest as much as possible the first 2 days, basically just get up to pee and go to sleep. Eat lots of protein and get plenty of sleep, both will help you heal faster.
Mine had a female nurse and a joking doctor😜 He was embarrassed and laughing through the whole procedure, didn't even know what was going on. Till this day he doesn't remember 😏
"This is the only caulk i can use right now" 🤣😂🤣
those were dark days...
Taylor imitating Heidi absolutely deserves Heidi’s EPIC imitation of Taylor.
I always knew Heidi was the ballz ❤
Heidi, this was so great!
How I SCREAMED when they sent my husband home with painkillers, when I was sent home with Tylenol three weeks prior after having twins via c-section 😂
Wow!! Not mine. Sent home with instructions of ice and Motrin😏👍
Is it because of breastfeeding? If you weren't planning on breastfeeding, that's just cruel
My hubby got Tylenol 3
Am I the only one who hates the term "cream pies"?
Heidi is hilarious!! This one was epic! She deserves an award! Great job, you guys!!
Could be me, but seems Dude Dad has increasingly become more, how should I say, unbecoming. The innuendos are less veiled and more obvious. It’s unfortunate, really. Used to watch them with my kids. If they continue down this road, I guess I’ll just quit watching them altogether.
definitely 😳😕
It’s not just you. I normally love their videos and kids are always asking if there is a new one to watch cuz they love it too. This one was just…extremely distasteful and inappropriate and put a really bad taste in my mouth for this channel.
It’s one thing to make a private decision when it comes to family planning, but why make a huge announcement about it with a video (for thousands of people to watch) that mocks the huge sacrifice your husband just made for you?? Especially when it’s supposed to be a “family friendly” channel.
Heidi, this was the best one lately. Unfortunately, the subject matter is unnerving, but you had me, lmao😂😂
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Heidi this deserves an Oscar! 😜
After watching this video, pretty sure Heidi knows more about fixing stuff around the house. 😂
Not sure I was much different for my wife. Loved the impact drill in the exhaust pipe. "Sayin' goodbye. Gimme the room." I am dyin'.
hahaha a very emotional scene
The part of the procedure they never prepare you for is the smell from cauterization. I was too preoccupied by the slicing and dicing part that I never considered my nostrils would be filled with the smell of my burnt Vas deferens.
Hopefully you have a big family though🙏
My doc put me under for the procedure, gratefully.
The dang stitches sticking out too far is what got me. Kept poking in all the wrong places and kept everything irritated. Between that and the hair growing back it was uncomfortable for a month.
When my husband got his done, I had him set up in the basement. He’s on the pull out couch, with the tv, all the streaming services, ps5 and switch. These also a bathroom and refrigerator in the basement for all his needs. I brought his meals down and the kids would occasionally go down there to play video games with him. It was practically a vacation minus the soreness.
A week on the pullout in order to never have to pull out again!
It truly is the "greatest" sacrifice. The greatest part afterwards is "anytime, anyplace".
Honestly it's a huge relief to not roll the dice anymore
After my husband had his done he told me he was purely recreational now like a fun park. And if I wanted the fun pass for the ride. 🤦🏻♀️
@raimeyewens7518 Lol, our men are too corny!!! Lol, they better be glad we like corny...😅😂
Heidi imitates Taylor so well….her voice and facial expressions are so hilarious! Taylor does a great Heidi impression too! You both are so creative and fun to watch. Keep making the videos we all love so much, it’s good to laugh a lot!…..👍😅💕😎
Been there... just last year. Sucked for awhile but now the wife is happy not fretting each month. So I'm happy too. 3 kiddos was plenty for us. That pep talk had me crying... Unlimited cream pies shirt coming soon? sign me up for one. :)
OMG that one was so good! I didn't expect that one!
Well done, Heidi. VERY well done. This is EXACTLY how men get post surgery, or when they are sick. Mine totally whines and cries over the slightest thing. I totally can relate to being the wife in this situation. As always, you nailed it, darlin'. Couldn't have done a better job if I tried.
“Unlimited cream pies”😂
My man👊
OMG!!! Heidi, you killed it!!! That was sooooo AWESOME!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Not sure if I should show my husband this video or not xD
We've been having the "to snip or not to snip" talk for a while since our last kid lol.
Wait til he’s done and healed 😂 then it’ll be hysterical
Don’t do it, man!!!!
I can confirm this is exactly how my husband responded to his vasectomy. Lol😂
I'm laughing so hard. My husband and I had to go the other way around, but this is still so funny. Heidi, you portray this so well lol. Just following Taylor around with a notepad taking notes 🤣
Oh my gosh. It's absolutely hilarious! You nailed it, Heidi!!
Heidi's best performance EVER!!!!!! I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These gotta be web crawlers commenting on here, this really wasn’t actually that funny. In fact his wife isn’t really that funny at all? Am I crazy? This guy needs to branch out to stand up before he perma-brands himself
I’m just assuming this was a documentary, not satire
Ahhhhh, laughed so hard I can hardly comment! Soo good!! Had to watch it twice before sharing with my hubs. spitting out the coffee, and then “shouldn’t have watched the video” 🤣 Way to be the humble hero Dude dad! Heidi showcased it perfectly!!
P.s. when are you coming to the Chicago area?!? Saw you’re doing standup now!
I'll never forget my dad's vasectomy when I was in the 5th grade. I didn't really understand at the time. I only remember him being very upset bc he needed to shave and there were no new razors in the house.
I remember my dad sitting in the living room with an ice bag on his lap. Asking why are you not using the for the beer dad? Cause that is where all the ice went in our home😜
I mean that’s funny or whatever, but she needs surgery to fix that weird eye thing she has going on. WHY ARE HER EYES SO FAR APART??? It’s weird!!!!! It looks like one of them is sliding towards her ear……….
The Heidi-as-Taylor are always the best ones!!! Cheers, mate!
This is the best and most non stop laughing video Heidi has done🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 . The yoga pants got me!
that was torture!
After my husband got his vasectomy told everyone he was for recreational use only now lol.
Lol, that's great!
Excited for the “Taylor Reacts” follow up 😂
It’s always funny when people watch medical videos and get squeamish
Why am I getting Jada
vibes right now?👀
The level of downplaying is starting to get uncomfortable and a liiiiiiiiiitle cringy.
Well, this will be the last Dude Dad video that I watch. Removing the channel from my recommendations.
You all were a happy, family oriented channel. Now you're promoting birth control.
You're a lucky man to have an awesome wife like Heidi😂You guys are ariot😅
I feel like Heidi should record some videos without taylor so we can get some husband reacts videos
This is the funniest video you two have made! Well written and performed!!!
I bet heidi is happy for no more kids, but she still has to raise 5 , including taylor
So you don't want anymore of those beautiful children? Why cut off God's blessings? We're crying over here.
Because it was their choice.
They have four kids already. Don’t be a baseball team
That's gross!
2:17 hit home for sure....Did the same exact thing. Got bored, got on a ladder, missed the last step on the way down....NOT good. 🙃
gettin fixed was the best idea ever and it was super easy and got really good feel good pills after lmao
Loved your shows for years but this is my least fave. TMI.
Of all the things Heidi does well imitating Taylor it's the face she does the best. Gets me every time!
Pretty funny! The cream pie jokes were kinda of crass though. Please keep Dude Dad clean so I can share with family and friends! I actually got COVID-19 at the doctor's office after my procedure. Never wanted to die more than at that point.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 watching this nursing and I laughed my baby right off because I laughed so hard
This must be what childbirth feels like hahahahahahahahHahahahH
She is amazing!! She makes me laugh sooo much!
This was so funny! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!!!😂
PUT ON SOMETHING GROSS!😂 As if it would make a difference 😂
After getting past the felling of wanting to faint, the doc and I had some nice conversations. 😂
Poor guy, you guys are very cute.
It’s all fine until you and/or your kids have dreams of siblings waiting… good luck with the reversal.
Perfect timing for this video. My husband just got snipped 4 days ago and he has been following doctor orders of resting in bed and not carrying anything heavier than 8 lbs 😂
Heidi playing Dad kills me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even Little Debbie was laughing.
Been thinking about it. We have 5, but she had her tubes tied after the first 3 and then got pregnant anyway. She just had them tied again 2 years ago after the last one, but I don't know wtf we'd do if it failed twice
You must have really strong "swimmers" 🤣
I'm so glad my OBGYN doesn't take chances, those tubes were clamped, cut and cautetized. She doesn't want her patients coming back at her later. 😂
@@homethatilove4595 lmao the amount of times i had pregnancy scares as a teenager, i'm telling you 😂
Even with the V, can still end up pregnant. Things grow back...
@@backyardrebel2149 um... explain this theory and how long? Any links?
A little spunky, but pretty funny!
Spunky! I'll take it
IM DEAD. Heidi this was one of your best by far hahaha. "This is the only Chaulk i can use". Using the completely wrong tool for the truck, and the last thing with the little debbies hahahahahaha.
I want bloopers!!😂 Soo hilarious!
I am disappointed that you didn't download a bell app to summon your spouse for errands since you were in so.much.pain like my husband. 😮💨
Never pulling out is a BIG selling point.
what's a cream pie?
Nailed it, Heidi! Excellent writing, Taylor! ^5
This is why I could never have this procedure done. I already know this is exactly what I would be like. Plus my pull out game is strong showing that I have great control.
Lololol, your pull out game. What are you 16? Wow with that fool proof plan, I’m sure you won’t knock up someone. I hope whoever she is doesn’t fall for this.
I hope you're kidding, pulling out is NOT recommended for contraception because there's sperm in pre-cum. Plenty of people have gotten knocked up from the "pull out" method.😂
First time watching this channel.
Last time watching this channel.
I'm kept waiting for the humor.
Guess it's an inside joke.
My friend's husband DID NOT rest after his procedure and his entire thingamajig turned black from over doing it. You guys need to chill afterwards or you'll legit lose your manhood. 😅
Had the no needle, no stitch laser vasectomy. Was pretty much painless. So i ignored the doctors advice to not test drive the new gear for two weeks and tried to give it a whirl that night since i had zero pain......worst mistake of my life....
Don't do it! Vasectomies are actually not that safe and can mess with your hormone and testosterone levels and can also cause ed.
...no streamlined jokes??
Such a great video, I was laughing through the whole thing! My wife says I’m such a whiner when I’m sick. So you didn’t overdo it here acting out what your husband would be like!
I don’t like this. I don’t want to hear about you castrating yourself.
I come here for the celebration of parenthood.
Cream Pies 🤔 Thats a first one lol 🤣🤣
The, "I over did it" part was great. Awesome video.