"Don't worry, Foreman. Your secret's safe with me." Literally not even five seconds later, with Foreman standing twenty feet away: "HEY WILSON! GET A LOAD OF WHAT FOREMAN JUST DID!"
For anyone wondering, that book was written by who House thought to be his biological father (the Scotsman who marries his mum in season 8), that's why he was reading it.
@@charlespc Yes, House confirmed that John was not his biological father. Your comment doesn't really make sense when juxtaposed with what I wrote, since I said we never found out who his _actual_ father was.
the funniest part is that it's not likely there were actual posters of it available to buy. meaning house had to design (or at least get someone to design) more than one poster for it, have it specially made and then hang them up in the office. especially because he appeared to use only the specific scenes that featured wilson for the posters.
Obviously the team are treated as the primary deuteragonists of the show, but Wilson always stands as House's main ally. After all, he's the Watson to House's Holmes--literally lmao.
@@carlosarmiento926 that was more to actually convince him to live. Not really a prank. I'd say it was an elaborate manipulation. This was purely a prank. For comical reasons. We all got a laugh out of it.
@@straightbusta2609 still less cruel than Wilson convincing Cunty to hide from house he was right about that catatonic guy when house first went off vicodin.
I don't know what's worse: House making it public knowledge that in college, Wilson was in a film that was edited to be a porn film, or the fact that all the female hospital staffers have at least seen the film to make the references they do.
@manta Qur'an doesn't make many scientific assumption and when it does its to vague to be proven or debunked. i have read 1/3 of it and listen to all of it in mosques.
Quran has no mistakes. Look into it. There has to be a reason 1 in 5 all human beings accept it as the word of God, it is literally impossible for nearly 2 billion people to be so wrong about one topic.
Dude, he really meant it, he told no one from that moment on, but as stated by 13, he already told everyone, she came AFTER that conversation, and she already knew "be not afraid", that does it.
why did you have to miss so much out of this snip-it :/ The massive wilson porno banner at entrance? The fact the priest is his dad? This is like the best moments of house and it is devoid of major sections
Wilson: "Its not me! Look, you can see its not me!" House: "Oh! Yeah, your right. He is MUCH larger." Lil'Willy: "Yeah see... wait.. well its not that much..." House: O_O "Look at em go!"
"Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No." I was hoping he'd say Dr. Evil right there, because that would be something more demonstrative that only he would do.
How has Wilson known House for more than 2 minutes and not realized his constantly deceptive use of phrasing? "From this moment on, my lips are sealed." Wilson: *Relief* Everyone else: Ohhhh, something's up with this tricky bastard.
And that ending scene, where Cuddy instructs the personell to remove those building wide posters... There's no way, that the entire hospital wasn't in on this. House is a leader :D
“His not a director his an artist” 😂. The delivery to that line is utter perfection. I really don’t think anyone else could of played House better then Hugh Laurie
House thought that he is(due to them sharing a birthmark), but then he steals DNA of his documentation father(which comes negative), and the priest, which also comes out negative, so House is basically like double bastard. His father isn't even someone from his usual enviroment. My theory is that writers were going for the reveal that House himself is a medical phenomenon(as is most of his cases), basically saying that he shares a DNA of a few man(cause how else would you have same two birthmarks as a man who isn't even your father, and yes it was then revealed it was two birthmarks that they share)
@@Silver-eb9wt Trust me, it was. That's why he didn't want anyone to know what book he was reading, because he would never read a religious book. His father was a minister, and he wrote the book, that's the only reason he was reading it. House is definitely not religious in any way.
@@Silver-eb9wt Yeah, that never happened. Even if it did, the guy was still his father. He raised House. It's said many times in the show. House even calls him his father.
seriously dude, John House was not his father( he did a paternity test after taking dna from the funeral), and neither was Thomas Bell, the priest author guy who didn't raise him at all( wilson took his fork from the restaurant after they ate together because his mum had married Thomas and he found that Thomas was not House's father either) house.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas_Bell seriously just read this
Wilson was so mad at House but he still had compassion and concern because he knew it meant something else. House really didn't deserve a friend like him.
Wilson's biggest mistake is trying to get rid of the evidence. If he didn't, House may not even have watch it. Not to mention if it's a disc, he can swap it or damage it without anyone knowing, House would have argue with the store but he wouldn't have suspect Wilson. The key to dealing with House is to never peak his interest in the first place. lol
All jokes aside can we just appreciate how much of a friend Wilson is? Like instead of using the book as a way to get payback he first asks House why he is reading something he would never. He clearly cares about his friend and wants to make sure there isn't any problems that House could be going through that is so bad that he resorts to reading passages written by a priest. Also 100% Chase was the one who leaked the book, not Wilson.
Neil Perry survived his wounds. His family moved them all far away so he could recover. He gave up his dream on acting and became a doctor. Except for one time in college when he helped his roommate who minored in film. And he reprised his role as Puck, one more time.
I’m not sure how intentional they all were, but I love how grounded the performances are. - The nurse making that joke about his posters isn’t delivering it perfectly like the show’s a comedy. Same with the cashier. They’re just regular people trying to have fun at work, not performers. - Wilson starts laughing with Chase, but with the anxiousness and confusion of someone who’s joining in late on a conversation and trying to enjoy a joke without understanding it, and so on.
All these years later.. I still cannot watch clips of this episode without laughing hard.... The irony is that I can see Wilson and Thirteen actually doing something. _"From this moment.. my lips are sealed!"_ Translation: he already told every woman in the hospital before that! And let us all be so very appreciative of Wilson's James Bond reference: "Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No!"
I can’t help thinking that the character in the promo Wilson played was some twisted homage to the character in the play the actor played in Dead Poet’s Society. =P
Wish this would have included the final shot of the episode where Cuddy shouts for someone to take down the enormous poster House put over the hospital entrance.
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The look on Wilson's face when Thirteen says: " It's okay... be not afraid! "
Effen Bamm *be not afraid
@@sanna9062 Damnit, I just noticed my error!
When a teaching hospital is like high school...
We may be adult but you never grow out of that shit. :D
I find that extremely funny (13 and the cashier), because non of us (including Wilson) expect that House already show/tell them about it.
:-D
House was never good with secrets tho ;)
The way Chase said “Hi.” when they were teasing House with the sermons book was hilarious. Just. Hilarious.
It reminded me of Heath Ledger's Joker at the hospital
well he was a former seminary member i think. they bring it up when they were treating a nun
Haha chase actually forgot his line lmfao
That Hi makes my heart flutter
@@AutumnOnFire OMFG I was looking for this comment. YAS!
Wilson with long hair and antlers is something I didn’t know I needed.
Yet we don't deserve it :D
Then you would love a young Wilson playing as a fairy in Dead poet society. Fantastic movie
SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN
Dominic Do I love that movie too.
be not afraid @charo d.
"How can we use this in a cruel yet funny way?" This sounds like a question the screenwriters pose to themselves when making the script.
Lmao
That's what I ask my friends a lot.
@@The-Big-BossSame 😂😂
the minute he said "No, one can know about this!!" we all knew he was screwed.
"My lips are sealed"
every time 😂
*”from this moment on”*
and 13 telling him “be not afraid” means that he told people *long* before wilson talked to him
"Don't worry, Foreman. Your secret's safe with me."
Literally not even five seconds later, with Foreman standing twenty feet away: "HEY WILSON! GET A LOAD OF WHAT FOREMAN JUST DID!"
You missed the last part, the huge posters hanging over the entrance to the hospital and Cuddy asking to put them away :D
What episode is this?
Icynishia season 6, episode “Private Lives”
@@hocketpitch1876 no its blackhole
YES
@@unused7629 not, is private lives
When the cashier said be not afraid, I was sure Wilson was gonna end it all
Never Fail, your profile picture looks like T-series
@@bobsempletank1222 Ewwwwwwwww
@@bobsempletank1222
but it's just jesus... or is that a T-bone steak?
And it's the same girl he tries to steal from in Lockdown, but I cannot remember which one happened first.
Im pretty sure I saw his soul leave his body from embarrassment.
For anyone wondering, that book was written by who House thought to be his biological father (the Scotsman who marries his mum in season 8), that's why he was reading it.
I was wondering
"The Scotsman" is the brilliant Sir Billy Connolly
That storyline never got a proper ending. We never found out who House's father was.
@@charlespc Yes, House confirmed that John was not his biological father. Your comment doesn't really make sense when juxtaposed with what I wrote, since I said we never found out who his _actual_ father was.
@@charlespc reading is hard, don't worry about it.
The fact House went through the trouble to get movie posters made up and hung in Wilson's office is hilarious.
maybe I should thank who ever taught you how to please a woman maybe it was the forest nymphs🤣
yes!!! yes yes!!!!
He had an entire script ready to cast lol
@@raven4k998Exactly! One of the best lines in the whole episode. 😂😂
the funniest part is that it's not likely there were actual posters of it available to buy. meaning house had to design (or at least get someone to design) more than one poster for it, have it specially made and then hang them up in the office. especially because he appeared to use only the specific scenes that featured wilson for the posters.
I love how much the directors and writers worked on Wilson as a character and not just as a support system for House
your moms pretty hot🤣
Obviously the team are treated as the primary deuteragonists of the show, but Wilson always stands as House's main ally. After all, he's the Watson to House's Holmes--literally lmao.
@@itsjudemydude Yes, obviously, which means your comment is redundant because everyone already knows this🙄
I loved that Wilson was so desperate he didn't even realize what House was saying with "From this moment on, my lips are sealed" lol
This is probably the greatest prank House has ever pulled on Wilson.
Nope, still the fake Child of Wilson is the worst.
Nah, this is tied with remodeling the wall separating House's conference room and Wilson's office.
"... No."
@@carlosarmiento926 that was more to actually convince him to live. Not really a prank.
I'd say it was an elaborate manipulation.
This was purely a prank. For comical reasons. We all got a laugh out of it.
@@carlosarmiento926 That was cruel AF
@@straightbusta2609 still less cruel than Wilson convincing Cunty to hide from house he was right about that catatonic guy when house first went off vicodin.
"From this moment on, my lips are sealed"
Wow. Two workarounds in one statement. House is good.
why is ur profile pic squary
how is it two?
@@EmirAssassin Yeah, I think it's just one.
He already told at least 13, she said "be not afraid" to Wilson immediately after he left the office.
He showed, or anonymously linked? Not told?
I don't know what's worse: House making it public knowledge that in college, Wilson was in a film that was edited to be a porn film, or the fact that all the female hospital staffers have at least seen the film to make the references they do.
Women? Watching porn?!? Blasphemy!
@@fyukfy2366 yeah I know right!? Women can't masturbate! oh wait...
guys women dont watch porn, they just sleep with your best friend *cries internally*
@@notpinhead3514 you must have suffered
FrnchFriez oof
If Thirteen told me to be not afraid. I'm asking the Forest Nymphs for guidance.
FBomb be not afraid FBomb
Same
DO NOT TRUST THE FAE
Maybe the real forest nymphs are the friends we made along the way?
Thirteen looks like Android 18 from DBZ. I wonder if this was intentional 😅
"He reads the bible, he reads the quran. He says he likes to know what mistakes people are making." Ha ha, I lost it with that bit.
manta manta xD you bigot
@manta What scientific mistakes ? I'm interested.
@manta
Qur'an doesn't make many scientific assumption and when it does its to vague to be proven or debunked.
i have read 1/3 of it and listen to all of it in mosques.
Quran has no mistakes. Look into it. There has to be a reason 1 in 5 all human beings accept it as the word of God, it is literally impossible for nearly 2 billion people to be so wrong about one topic.
J Wil care to substantiate your ‘claim’ with evidence? Cheers
"From this moment on, my lips are sealed." House you sly dog 😂
Edit: woah! Came back 5 years later with all the likes!! Thanks everybody! 😊
How could Wilson NOT see that glaringly obvious loophole.
Lol two loopholes present in that statement
His lips...never mentioned anything about his laptop xD
@@tzimisanastasiou9556 No, it's because he already told everyone I assume.
Dude, he really meant it, he told no one from that moment on, but as stated by 13, he already told everyone, she came AFTER that conversation, and she already knew "be not afraid", that does it.
6:28 "Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr.No" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh
Not inaccurate
Chase's "Hi" pissed House off more than any of Foreman and Taub's jokes. Chase really figured out House at this point, and how to get under his skin.
Be not afraid, it’s never lupus
Selena Gomez would disagree
That’s a top tier comment
It was one time the magician, I think.
@@petitcactusamer she can also pay for her own treatments
@@Yugiohfans11 Here's hoping he didn't need the texts on the parts of the pages that he cut out to stash Vicodin in.
I love how House moves his head along with the porno music, so casual and fun😂
I lost it at that moment. hahahahaha
Lmao
Lol
I love how much moking happening there, only with his eyes lol
Chase's "Hi" while hugging the book is the funniest part here. NOTHING BEATS THAT.
why did you have to miss so much out of this snip-it :/ The massive wilson porno banner at entrance? The fact the priest is his dad? This is like the best moments of house and it is devoid of major sections
the priest isn't actually his dad, he doesn't know who it is
@@Silver-eb9wt yes he does, otherwise why would he be reading the book? The episode explains it's his dad
@@HarryWizard house thought he was his dad but they did a dna test and he wasnt
@@Silver-eb9wt guess your right xD forgot about that although they still could of included the rest of the story because clearly I forgot about it
Sure *Kapp*
The Golden Bowl is about a pair of married people having an affair. Sorry Chase.
Huh. Is that why Wilson says, "Don't do that to yourself"? Or because he thinks it's a crappy book?
@@wobby1268 He says it because he doesn't want Chase to obsess over why his marriage failed.
@@henrypeters5291 Ah, gotcha. Thank you.
Wilson looks so timid and confused in that outfit, can't stop laughing.
The way 13 said "be not afraid" was so smooth.
"are you so out of options you're looking for answers in what you consider irrationality?"
that hit hard on me man...
F
5:08 "Don't" That voice crack just completes this whole episode.
0:55 The look on her face is priceless
"From this moment on, my lips are sealed.....Of course, they were wide open a half-hour ago, soooo........"
Wilson: "Its not me! Look, you can see its not me!"
House: "Oh! Yeah, your right. He is MUCH larger."
Lil'Willy: "Yeah see... wait.. well its not that much..."
House: O_O "Look at em go!"
It was so funny 😂😂
Sorry Wilson, no one else has those bushy eyebrows like you do
Haha, love when House treats himself to a front row seat as he closely stares and enjoys Wilson's reaction to the video!
2:39 The way House looks at him is just hilarious for some reason
"Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No."
I was hoping he'd say Dr. Evil right there, because that would be something more demonstrative that only he would do.
Nah, if that was the case then the line should be; "giving him a computer is like giving Dr Evil sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads."
@@johnhart8856He _actually did_ finally get them in Goldmember, though they only had the laser beams for one scene.
Seems to me the nurse at 4:26 is actually hitting on Wilson somewhat...
No
flemaster12 yes
@@poewy no
flemaster12 yes
@@aden-3593 no
Wilson: "Be not afraid...its not cancer"
How has Wilson known House for more than 2 minutes and not realized his constantly deceptive use of phrasing?
"From this moment on, my lips are sealed."
Wilson: *Relief*
Everyone else: Ohhhh, something's up with this tricky bastard.
Wilson could have just ran with it
"Yeah, that's right. I'm a successful doctor and a pornstar"
Yea really would’ve defused the whole situation. Then I guess there’s no show
I love Wilson’s desperation
“From this moment on...” was key
02:38 House turning to watch him intently as he sees it... that never gets old
2:59 pause and you can see he's starting to break character xD
Be not afraid, Wilson! 😂😂💀💀😂😂
At 2:28 Wilson has the greatest ‘Oh $hit!’ moment in cinema history.
Wilson's a furry and now everyone knows.
Yup, pretty much
A deer
Paused clip at 3:58 because House saying "From this moment on, my lips are sealed". I know it's gonna get good. : )
"Be not afraid.I have been taught how to give pleasures to a woman by the force of the nymphs" 🤣GYAHAHAHAHA
You can't even quote properly. What a sad life.
*forest
That line was so cringe
And that ending scene, where Cuddy instructs the personell to remove those building wide posters... There's no way, that the entire hospital wasn't in on this. House is a leader :D
3:58 "From THIS MOMENT on..."
It's over. Wilson was already too late.
When house starts shaking his head when he plays the movie kills me everytime
"From this point on..." what a clever girl.
Comedically this was one of my favorite episodes
This and when Wilson proposed to house.
The guitar episode was even better
Chase saying "hi" was the best part
"be not afraid, the forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman."
laughing my god damn ass off
This is one of my top favorite House clips with Wilson. Just a rollercoaster ride!
"He had to get this in for a grade" ... so did Wilson! Giggity
Irl, Wilson and House would get fired, and the hospital would spend all week apologizing on Twitter. 😂
Pumpkin i think the hospital would tweet “be not afraid”
@@Guanchen That would be Wendy's, to be honest. She's savage.
Pumpkin Nowadays absolutely, but this was ten years ago
@@MoreEase361 House would be fired. Wilson could sue if they tried to fire him.
At this point in time, they would not even be allowed to make a show like House.
All this angst because of the goddamn wood nymphs
“His not a director his an artist” 😂. The delivery to that line is utter perfection. I really don’t think anyone else could of played House better then Hugh Laurie
The priest is his actual father isn't he? I haven't seen House in a long time, but I think that's why he is reading it.
House thought that he is(due to them sharing a birthmark), but then he steals DNA of his documentation father(which comes negative), and the priest, which also comes out negative, so House is basically like double bastard. His father isn't even someone from his usual enviroment. My theory is that writers were going for the reveal that House himself is a medical phenomenon(as is most of his cases), basically saying that he shares a DNA of a few man(cause how else would you have same two birthmarks as a man who isn't even your father, and yes it was then revealed it was two birthmarks that they share)
@@jakubdrabent8158 So, we don't conclusively know the paternal identity of House?
@@robobrain10000 yup. All we know is that hus mother is "less boring than he thought"
@@jakubdrabent8158 Didn't House's mum and dad appear in one particular episode though?
@@csgrambauer5852 Yeah, but that wasn't House's biological dad.
We all need a Wilson as our friend.
9:24 You's in a heap o' trouble now, Chase-boy.
I thought the screen read "Fecal Pleasures" at first and instinctively tensed
"Be not afraid" might be my new recurrent phrase
When House said that his lips are sealed 'from this moment on', the deed has already been done. 🤣
Can you imagine House being called to "witness for the Lord" and call the series - Father House
Lmao that second "Oh God!" At 2:44. I love Wilson😂❤
Everything about this clip was hilarious, I'm in tears xD
"From this moment on my lips are sealed." Never Trust House. 😆
Spoiler alert, if I remember correctly, the guy who wrote the book was House's dad. That's why House was concerned when Chase called the author.
that guy isn't House's dad, he doesn't know who is
@@Silver-eb9wt Trust me, it was. That's why he didn't want anyone to know what book he was reading, because he would never read a religious book. His father was a minister, and he wrote the book, that's the only reason he was reading it.
House is definitely not religious in any way.
He did a dna test, it was negative, he is not his father
@@Silver-eb9wt Yeah, that never happened. Even if it did, the guy was still his father. He raised House. It's said many times in the show. House even calls him his father.
seriously dude, John House was not his father( he did a paternity test after taking dna from the funeral), and neither was Thomas Bell, the priest author guy who didn't raise him at all( wilson took his fork from the restaurant after they ate together because his mum had married Thomas and he found that Thomas was not House's father either)
house.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas_Bell seriously just read this
Wilson was so mad at House but he still had compassion and concern because he knew it meant something else. House really didn't deserve a friend like him.
Wilson's biggest mistake is trying to get rid of the evidence. If he didn't, House may not even have watch it. Not to mention if it's a disc, he can swap it or damage it without anyone knowing, House would have argue with the store but he wouldn't have suspect Wilson. The key to dealing with House is to never peak his interest in the first place. lol
2:24 the beginning of one of the funniest sketches I have seen in any TV series. Wilson's literally about to cry when he went next to House.
All jokes aside can we just appreciate how much of a friend Wilson is? Like instead of using the book as a way to get payback he first asks House why he is reading something he would never. He clearly cares about his friend and wants to make sure there isn't any problems that House could be going through that is so bad that he resorts to reading passages written by a priest.
Also 100% Chase was the one who leaked the book, not Wilson.
I love how he told everyone and the plan was in motion before Wilson even knew that House knew about the tape.
"I was in college"
"I did it, because I knew that no one will know"
They all say that, Wilson
When the nurse said, that she should be grateful of the forest nymphs, does that mean that Wilson slept with her?
2:58 Wilson was creasing here xD
The way Wilson says "Oh, god...!" THAT is THE sound of a man who knows he's dying!
Netflix please bring House back!!! 😂😂😂
On hulu..
@@octaviusholt3172 We don't have hulu in Brazil 😐
My dream
Better than paying 100 mil for that friends crap.
@@octaviusholt3172
Hulu doesn't have it anymore 😡
"And i Think it's great that you've been called to witness by the lord"
Chapter 2, bite me 😂😂😂😂
Neil Perry survived his wounds. His family moved them all far away so he could recover. He gave up his dream on acting and became a doctor. Except for one time in college when he helped his roommate who minored in film. And he reprised his role as Puck, one more time.
When Wilson goes 'Oh God, oh God!', I didn't know what to make out of it XD
"Have you offered a reward?" Laughed way too hard at this😂
The best part of the whole episode is the little head dance when the porno begins... 😂😂😂😂😂
2:52 Idk how but they somehow made Wilson look ten years younger in the video
I’m not sure how intentional they all were, but I love how grounded the performances are.
- The nurse making that joke about his posters isn’t delivering it perfectly like the show’s a comedy. Same with the cashier. They’re just regular people trying to have fun at work, not performers.
- Wilson starts laughing with Chase, but with the anxiousness and confusion of someone who’s joining in late on a conversation and trying to enjoy a joke without understanding it, and so on.
3:49 you just know House already told everyone.
Its funny how House actually kept his promise, from THAT point his lips were sealed, too bad he already send the video to everyone
All these years later.. I still cannot watch clips of this episode without laughing hard.... The irony is that I can see Wilson and Thirteen actually doing something.
_"From this moment.. my lips are sealed!"_ Translation: he already told every woman in the hospital before that!
And let us all be so very appreciative of Wilson's James Bond reference: "Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No!"
I guess Neil Perry did become an actor after all
Wilson's "..watched them all." voice crack tipped House 🤔😂😂
Wilson trying not to laugh is amazing
I can’t help thinking that the character in the promo Wilson played was some twisted homage to the character in the play the actor played in Dead Poet’s Society. =P
My thoughts exactly lmao
His accent came out when he said heart disease 😂
Time stamp?
@@fyukfy2366 0:35 ???
@@tibinicle he's saying Hoff disease, not heart disease
@@fyukfy2366 oh okay, i wasnt sure, thats why i put the questionmarks at the end
How are the English successfully abusing their vocal cords doing an Amercan and Canadian accent.
Shit it must be painful to adjust the vocal cords
Wish this would have included the final shot of the episode where Cuddy shouts for someone to take down the enormous poster House put over the hospital entrance.
Poor Wilson, the antlers made my day...haha 😂😂😂😂 he's cute!
I love how house says he's not a director he's an artist
"He's not a director. He's an artist"
Whoever played that nurse needs an Emmy. A face that straight should not be possible.