The Sopranos 100 Greatest Quotes

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2021
  • Some of the greatest quotes from The Sopranos (1999-2007). Spoilers! Contains strong language.
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  • @isaacster5027
    @isaacster5027 3 года назад +2475

    The OHHH after "fuck you santa" was the greatest one of the whole show

    • @alihusaindub
      @alihusaindub 3 года назад +28

      Indubitably

    • @DB-fn3fz
      @DB-fn3fz 3 года назад +100

      The one where the waiter at Captain Neptune confronts Paulie and Christopher after they stiffed him a tip is up there too.

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 года назад +9

      @@DB-fn3fz yeah thats a close second for me

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 3 года назад +19

      The boss of this family said you’re Santa Clause!

    • @adamkhan9514
      @adamkhan9514 3 года назад +8

      No the best one by far is when Tony tells the female mafia boss he wants Furio. Its the ultimate ohhhh

  • @tnewsome9121
    @tnewsome9121 3 года назад +1668

    The "Interior decorator" line was one of the best in the series... Chris' response was even more epic!

    • @vikramkrishnan6414
      @vikramkrishnan6414 3 года назад +71

      Quasimodo predicting things is a close second

    • @renatoh.santosdasilva3080
      @renatoh.santosdasilva3080 3 года назад +38

      I laughed so hard on Pine Barrens I always woke everybody up in the house hahahha
      Man, the whole episode is a comedic masterpiece, damn.

    • @vicvaldez23
      @vicvaldez23 3 года назад +36

      His house looked like shit😂

    • @danski6694
      @danski6694 3 года назад +2

      I guess its a similar term to “painting houses”

    • @vandeolkon
      @vandeolkon 3 года назад +1

      I still laugh about that line.

  • @giancarlo7782
    @giancarlo7782 9 месяцев назад +449

    “We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pinecones all around.” Gets me every time. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandonsalisbury7182
      @brandonsalisbury7182 6 месяцев назад +18

      & Janice saying “You Did?” Lol

    • @1robis1
      @1robis1 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah he ended up at Satriales as beef patty for a burgers...

    • @Jerid58
      @Jerid58 5 месяцев назад +2

      Aaah Janice what the fuck do you care?

    • @horse-4598
      @horse-4598 2 месяца назад +2

      She actually believed him 😂

    • @LeeGosniper
      @LeeGosniper 2 месяца назад +2

      "You're gonna miss your bus" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomlewis9207
    @tomlewis9207 3 года назад +797

    "It won't be cinematic".
    Patsy doesn't get enough credit for that line.

    • @conorhoney7776
      @conorhoney7776 2 года назад +20

      Great delivery

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets 2 года назад +39

      I liked his character. They should have used him alot more and built him up.

    • @Animagladius
      @Animagladius Год назад +35

      It's crazy considering the guy wasn't even an actor. He's a goddamn maths teacher lol. What a talent.

    • @nychris2258
      @nychris2258 9 месяцев назад +9

      The whole monologue he gives threating Gloria is peak Sopranos stuff...

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@VotEtoPizdetsthere was barely enough time to give to Silvio/ Paulie so he had to be a sideshow. I personally would have liked to see more scenes of Silvio and how he was outside of the business, I think it would have been more interesting than Paulie's mum shit.

  • @publikaccessusa
    @publikaccessusa 3 года назад +910

    "so what, no fucking ziti?" belongs in here

  • @traysexton9943
    @traysexton9943 3 года назад +275

    “I was down the street at Baccala’s”
    “Oh yeah? How’s he doing?”
    “He’s fat”

  • @prettyboycat8278
    @prettyboycat8278 2 года назад +222

    “Sounds like to me Anthony Jr. stumbled onto existentialism”
    “Fuckin intanet”

  • @booniecharge3463
    @booniecharge3463 2 года назад +362

    “Tomorrow I can be on time. But you’ll be stupid forever.” - Ralphie Cifaretto

    • @boneyn3661
      @boneyn3661 Год назад

      "Watch those braces..." and.. "ohh, don't kiss me, how many dicks you suck today?"

    • @NickBonifaceCDJR
      @NickBonifaceCDJR 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mosquitopyjamas9048
      @mosquitopyjamas9048 23 дня назад

      Number one She was a hooer

  • @noellutsey5620
    @noellutsey5620 3 года назад +421

    "Usually he takes the clip out" from Janice is killing me! lmao

    • @jessestinson3560
      @jessestinson3560 3 года назад +41

      Lol the thing was it was a revolver. There aint no clip

    • @sobreoqueeugosto4700
      @sobreoqueeugosto4700 2 года назад +15

      U S U A L L Y

    • @chiefkeef6405
      @chiefkeef6405 Год назад +7

      @@jessestinson3560 janice isnt the brightest

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 10 месяцев назад +2

      honestly sounds kinda hot

    • @vido4x4
      @vido4x4 10 месяцев назад

      Except when Richie was banging her he had a revolver to her head!

  • @IceStationZebraAssociates
    @IceStationZebraAssociates 10 месяцев назад +242

    "Sacre-bleu! Where's me mamaааа?" that cracks me up way too much lmao

    • @niceguy3388
      @niceguy3388 9 месяцев назад +11

      Idk man one of the worst moments of Tony being himself

    • @Duaality.
      @Duaality. 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@niceguy3388I think the job of the show was to make people hate Tony, and if you didn't, then a long look in the mirror is required.

    • @itsyaboi921
      @itsyaboi921 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Duaality.wrong

    • @user-je6oj7iu6d
      @user-je6oj7iu6d 6 месяцев назад +8

      ⁠​⁠@@Duaality.I don’t think this show was intended to just make you hate Tony. Otherwise you wouldn’t watch it. The point is to give him such relatable traits and feelings with the average American in the early 90’s to 2000’s so he is liked. The thing is he is a terrible person and that’s the difference between the viewer and Tony.

    • @ohno5559
      @ohno5559 4 месяца назад +1

      @@niceguy3388 I mean it was definitely wrong of Tony to say that, but that doesn't make it not funny. If anything it makes it funnier.

  • @jerrymeehan318
    @jerrymeehan318 3 года назад +98

    “You’re looking at ‘em asshole”. That was EPIC.

  • @andylucas8262
    @andylucas8262 3 года назад +204

    " His house looks like shit " gets me every time.

    • @CarianneRHixson
      @CarianneRHixson 24 дня назад

      Always thought that was the corniest joke in the show

  • @Merc_33
    @Merc_33 3 года назад +656

    Junior was such a great character, so many lines made me die laughing.

    • @jackm6328
      @jackm6328 2 года назад +3

      Top 3 for sure

    • @reallpnip13
      @reallpnip13 2 года назад

      YESSSS

    • @reallpnip13
      @reallpnip13 2 года назад +3

      And Paulie

    • @rpk-yk5gv
      @rpk-yk5gv 2 года назад +5

      Lol the only guy who bullied Tony and got away with it

    • @AJ-sw8uf
      @AJ-sw8uf Год назад +6

      “A whole forest in the northwest sacrificed itself for Xerox”

  • @jackiesales9357
    @jackiesales9357 3 года назад +441

    They missed the Silvio Cheese rant. Classic quotes right there

    • @patrickmuir3906
      @patrickmuir3906 3 года назад +71

      I'M LOSIN MY BAWLS HEEEAAA!!

    • @MrFartboy79
      @MrFartboy79 2 года назад +3

      Hey Cheese Fuck!

    • @brianwilliams2609
      @brianwilliams2609 Год назад

      I STICK MUTHAFUCKIN PROVOLONE IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT SO THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR SISTER'S CROTCH IN THE MORNING! SO LEAVE THE FUCKIN, COCKSUCKIN CHEESE WHERE IT IS!

    • @joshlisik2196
      @joshlisik2196 Год назад

      I put provolone in my socks so my feet smell like your sisters crotch in the mornin!

    • @camorlando5396
      @camorlando5396 Год назад

      This morons playin hazel

  • @danski6694
    @danski6694 3 года назад +1204

    “What’s your name?”
    “Well we’re anonymous” 😂 😂 😂
    Gets me every time

    • @finbarrmcandrew6140
      @finbarrmcandrew6140 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @jamesdemetro2145
      @jamesdemetro2145 2 года назад +12

      Shove that walkman in your box

    • @tonysoprano1930
      @tonysoprano1930 2 года назад +9

      @@jamesdemetro2145 I’ll shove it in my shinebox

    • @dtraversodt
      @dtraversodt Год назад +16

      Lmaoo Phil's facial expression when saying it too ...RIP Frank Vincent

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 Год назад +3

      Some of those lines, thank god I wasn't talking to him, I'd start laughing until I got a bullet to my face...

  • @jovialgent9963
    @jovialgent9963 3 года назад +111

    - We're from Alcoholics Anonymous
    - What's your name?
    - Well we're anonymous. 🤣🤣

  • @jpe5133
    @jpe5133 3 года назад +344

    "Oof marone, he looks terrible!" Lol

    • @Yano5151
      @Yano5151 3 года назад +11

      Uncle Paulie!

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 года назад +27

      Just as a fun little piece of trivia, they actually say 'Oh Madone' as a butchered Americanized version of saying 'Madonna', or the mother of Jesus. So, when they say it, it's like 'Mother of god...!'.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 года назад +1

      @@heatherperleberg7816 no, he's saying marrone, which is the american version

    • @bobbyfischerman4811
      @bobbyfischerman4811 2 года назад +2

      Maronna

    • @BorbonRooster
      @BorbonRooster 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@THESLlCKwhat do you know about Italian, wonder bread mmerican

  • @djordjepoznanovic4145
    @djordjepoznanovic4145 2 года назад +117

    "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator"
    - Paulie

    • @CovProdJV
      @CovProdJV 10 месяцев назад +24

      "His house looked like shit."

  • @justadudeintheworldman.120
    @justadudeintheworldman.120 3 года назад +359

    RIP James.
    One of the greatest shows in the history of television.

    • @sikclast
      @sikclast Год назад +4

      And now Tony Sirico too. Rest their souls

    • @shawnpiette5372
      @shawnpiette5372 10 месяцев назад +11

      One of? THE greatest

    • @kamalm.mounir1212
      @kamalm.mounir1212 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@shawnpiette5372Thank you for being in this world, sir.

    • @meetch4
      @meetch4 9 месяцев назад +1

      THEE greatest.

    • @Maltera-fj5ko
      @Maltera-fj5ko 7 месяцев назад

      @@shawnpiette5372 nah, that would be The Wire

  • @Joe1887
    @Joe1887 2 года назад +203

    8:52 Paulie's reactions are always comedic gold.

    • @jdgustofwinddance.7748
      @jdgustofwinddance.7748 2 года назад +13

      “OOHHH!”

    • @jakovskok1465
      @jakovskok1465 Год назад +16

      "I don't understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old, and you two are still old." - belongs in here too!

    • @kevo6463
      @kevo6463 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @johnjr7070
      @johnjr7070 7 месяцев назад +1

      Always thought he was the nastiest of them all as well and that's saying something.

    • @Joe1887
      @Joe1887 7 месяцев назад

      @@johnjr7070 As far as that glorified crew, yeah, he was the worst, but across the series, there was no bigger c0cksucker than Phil Leotardo.

  • @pritamlaskar
    @pritamlaskar 3 года назад +372

    Now that Borko has shut shop seems like everyone is trying to take over.

  • @rosalyngoode9789
    @rosalyngoode9789 3 года назад +122

    5:38 truly some exceptional dialog

  • @pm7585
    @pm7585 3 года назад +172

    Well we’re anonymous... lol that’s always been my favourite line of the whole show. Acted perfectly too with the delivery

    • @Absolute_Goblin
      @Absolute_Goblin 5 месяцев назад +3

      The grilled cheese off the rattiatuh and Puerta Rican hooah were awesome too

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 10 дней назад +1

      R.I.P. Frank Vincent

  • @fearlessduck1773
    @fearlessduck1773 3 года назад +75

    “You don’t love me anymore and that breaks my heart, but you will respect me” belongs here

  • @stocksd6
    @stocksd6 3 года назад +151

    The scene where Junior gets upset about the sketch artist likeness is hilarious. He made Junior look like he had "Mr Magoo" glasses. 😆

    • @harrisonwestphall2381
      @harrisonwestphall2381 2 года назад +1

      He looks like John List after he got caught on America's Most Wanted.

    • @Joe1887
      @Joe1887 7 месяцев назад

      I love how it pays off again when he turns to give the sketch artist the death stare.

  • @conradvonhotzendorf4270
    @conradvonhotzendorf4270 3 года назад +436

    To the uploader, belongs the views.

    • @stevesmith5600
      @stevesmith5600 3 года назад +8

      Couldnt help writing that could you? Jerkoff

    • @christaylor6786
      @christaylor6786 3 года назад +2

      👏👏👏👏

    • @Ziggyoz
      @Ziggyoz 3 года назад +6

      Shove your comments book up your asss !

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 3 года назад

      That comma is kinda gay

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 года назад +1

      Hey Conrad, how's the Isonzo?

  • @Camel_Jockey
    @Camel_Jockey 3 года назад +99

    14:35 "What's this the f3ck'n UN now!!?" The way he raises his voice when he questions stuff is great stuff.

    • @vapour_focus
      @vapour_focus Месяц назад +1

      Haha!! That was indeed special.

  • @AgentRafa
    @AgentRafa 3 года назад +101

    "Sacre bleu where is me mama".

    • @THAT-ONE
      @THAT-ONE 3 года назад +8

      Tony was foul in that one tho 😂

  • @crestfallenguy4387
    @crestfallenguy4387 Год назад +56

    Richie breaking that coffee pot on the guy's head is a great quote indeed 😁

    • @user-fx3sb6qu3n
      @user-fx3sb6qu3n 10 месяцев назад +14

      They should've added Tony asking Richie "Didn't I tell you to back off Beansie?" and Richie says "Yeah, and then I put it in drive." because he ran him over with a car.

  • @JakeyD23
    @JakeyD23 Год назад +56

    “They was all meat eaters” “METEOR PAULY, METEOR”

  • @anthony.salvatore
    @anthony.salvatore Год назад +47

    Tony: “you sniff that girls panties?”
    Paulie: “He told u dat?! Fuckin’ baby”
    That line killed me😂

  • @MrZoora23
    @MrZoora23 3 года назад +110

    "A who-erer"

  • @FuQ-YT
    @FuQ-YT 3 года назад +143

    I never noticed that when Junior says "with what my fuckin toes" Richies actor has to hide his face from laughing. Priceless.

    • @elpistolero9394
      @elpistolero9394 3 года назад +19

      No, that’s Richie the character almost breaking into a laugh. Totally normal reaction

    • @benharrison9098
      @benharrison9098 2 года назад +8

      Ya fleexxiiiiiing

  • @crispy3359
    @crispy3359 3 года назад +43

    I like how a lot of these are so much funnier out of context.

  • @bobblaszczak7972
    @bobblaszczak7972 3 года назад +103

    Can't believe they left off Junior looking out the window and saying "these Feds are so far up my ass I can taste Bryl Cream."

  • @difabb
    @difabb 2 года назад +61

    "next time, there'll be no next time" 6:30
    Phil implying that, after the currently occurring encounter, she still has one more chance, but none after the next. How generous of him!

  • @warbydeception3228
    @warbydeception3228 Год назад +24

    12:01 companies the day after pride month ends

  • @bernardosgtg
    @bernardosgtg 3 года назад +169

    There's a bee on your hat

  • @davrogrz4542
    @davrogrz4542 2 года назад +75

    "Now your going on Santa's list and your getting nothing!"
    Love how Bobby handled himself here.

    • @lukeborne3253
      @lukeborne3253 8 месяцев назад

      @lol-zp1psdon’t be a grammar nazi learn history kids

    • @bodhi6769
      @bodhi6769 7 месяцев назад

      Say no to school and don't quit drugs

  • @bm30ify
    @bm30ify 10 месяцев назад +15

    “Someday soon , you will have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you gonna remember the little moments”
    That one cuts deep

  • @samrizza8785
    @samrizza8785 3 года назад +31

    "Next shine, there'll be no next shine"

  • @Alidonius6721
    @Alidonius6721 3 года назад +83

    The scene with Chris telling Tony about having a heart attack when he is 50 sends chills down my spine now.

  • @jackm6328
    @jackm6328 2 года назад +46

    My favorite line is junior saying tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete makes me laugh every time

    • @dtraversodt
      @dtraversodt Год назад +2

      Lmaooo Tony's reactions are everything

  • @kellypolfleit3942
    @kellypolfleit3942 2 года назад +133

    Kudos to Johnny Sack for loving his wife for who she is

    • @Freddie1980
      @Freddie1980 Год назад +32

      People make fun of Ginny but her and Johnny probably had happiest marriage

    • @ash7324
      @ash7324 Год назад +23

      Ginny and Johnny Sack’s relationship was very sweet, throughout the entire show

  • @shawnfrantom6451
    @shawnfrantom6451 3 года назад +54

    This entire scene.
    "What's different about you...?"
    "He doesn't have any eyebrows Tony!"
    "Poppers and weird sex!"
    "Carm, it was just a couple of beers..."

  • @a.y-tribe3327
    @a.y-tribe3327 3 года назад +49

    " There were men in can better looking than my sister"......😄😄

  • @geno816
    @geno816 3 года назад +55

    Ending with varsity athlete... haha

  • @XIX-JAN-MCMLXXVII
    @XIX-JAN-MCMLXXVII 3 года назад +22

    Scene > 5:40
    Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted all this...
    Tony: Who did what?
    Bobby: All these problems, the Middle East, the end of the world...
    Tony: Nostradamus... Quasimodo is the hunch back of Notre Dame...
    Bobby: Oh right, Notre-Damus...

  • @akinadownhillace
    @akinadownhillace 2 года назад +27

    This show had some amazing acting and writing.

  • @lt.lasereyez8891
    @lt.lasereyez8891 10 месяцев назад +11

    That advice that Junior gave Tony about the steering of the ship is advice to live by.

  • @noellutsey5620
    @noellutsey5620 3 года назад +279

    “Think about it Ton, fever and cough?”
    “Corona Virus?”
    “Nobody has the Corona Virus! And I don’t want to hear that word in here again!”

    • @higherpower254
      @higherpower254 3 года назад +13

      Sudden tasteloss.

    • @fantana9481
      @fantana9481 2 года назад

      i make a similar meme with narcos:mexico image

    • @wawawuu1514
      @wawawuu1514 2 года назад +5

      Paulie would be both an anti-vaxxer and incredibly paranoid about catching it

    • @vinniethegooch7830
      @vinniethegooch7830 Год назад

      Rofl

  • @TooLooze
    @TooLooze 3 года назад +47

    "Have you heard the good news?"

  • @kronikofficial
    @kronikofficial 3 года назад +54

    9:01 GTA V definitely took inspiration for Jimmy's car from AJ.

    • @kidnameless
      @kidnameless 2 года назад +16

      And for Jimmy from AJ himself. The spoiled, troublemaking, directionless failson.

    • @ex_nazguul
      @ex_nazguul 2 года назад +3

      Oh damn nice catch I never thought of that

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 Год назад

      There's a lot of parallels between Michael and Tony. A fat cheating criminal whom likes movies and has an idiot son, a boat, etc.

  • @deanschwarz1154
    @deanschwarz1154 3 года назад +54

    I was nervous I wasn’t gonna hear Phil Leonardo call that little boy a Puerto Rican whoare but he clutched up at 10:05

  • @pokerace420
    @pokerace420 3 года назад +107

    I feel like borko is down in boca he needs to come back

    • @TooLooze
      @TooLooze 3 года назад +6

      He's on a tuna boat...

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 3 года назад +6

      He went into the program. He betrayed us all.

    • @peterb.1468
      @peterb.1468 3 года назад +3

      @@hawk66100 he flipped.

    • @bigmedge
      @bigmedge 3 года назад +4

      He doesn’t go down enough

    • @MLGskyrim
      @MLGskyrim 3 года назад +1

      @@bigmedge That's not what I heard..

  • @GiantsFan1734
    @GiantsFan1734 3 года назад +25

    I like how you put 11:45 and 11:52 in succession

  • @robertschmidt7879
    @robertschmidt7879 3 года назад +21

    It would take a long time to find, but Jackie Junior would occasionally ask people if they knew who his father was, and Phil, believe it or not, did 20 years in prison.

  • @left4let
    @left4let 3 года назад +36

    “I fucking loved Pepper Ann” - Toni Soprano

    • @woozie_ztfo9285
      @woozie_ztfo9285 3 года назад +5

      “Don’t you ever talk about Pepper Ann, I loved Pepper Ann”

    • @left4let
      @left4let 3 года назад +4

      @@woozie_ztfo9285 “Hell yeah” - Stavros “Thousand Island Stare” Haika

    • @Arbiter417Machinima
      @Arbiter417Machinima 2 года назад +1

      “You like your podcasts gay?” “Yeah but not this gay, I like the podcasts that have some gay!”

    • @jrmungandr
      @jrmungandr 2 года назад

      Don’t you reminisce with me you fucking snake

  • @TheGrenadier97
    @TheGrenadier97 Месяц назад +1

    The out of contexts and sudden cuts are the golden thing about this compilation

  • @cameliapaulinalerca5870
    @cameliapaulinalerca5870 3 года назад +19

    It should be the "Those who want respect, give respect" line.

  • @ispeakmytruth1549
    @ispeakmytruth1549 11 месяцев назад +8

    Two of my favourite quotes (and there are SO many...) are Paulie's speech about shoe laces in the men's room, and "I like the one that says 'some pulp' !"

  • @jakewhittaker1145
    @jakewhittaker1145 3 года назад +31

    "Shah of Iran" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jocksterDJ
    @jocksterDJ 8 месяцев назад +4

    Brilliant. You forget at times how funny the show was despite it's dark side. I've seen the show 12 times now. I spend hours trawling RUclips for clips. This is one of the best I've seen thanks 😊

  • @HavenlyKlozed
    @HavenlyKlozed 3 года назад +5

    this is pure gold dude. many thanks

  • @WilliamNeish
    @WilliamNeish 3 года назад +68

    All-time great series, James Gandolfini is the GOAT, may never see another series like this again in my lifetime.

    • @nicodio2709
      @nicodio2709 Год назад +1

      In my top 5. In no particular order: The Shield, The Wire, 24, Homeland, The Sopranos.

  • @joeygio5015
    @joeygio5015 Год назад +10

    I laughed from beginning to end. And boy what a perfect quote to end on.

  • @ruffusgoodman4137
    @ruffusgoodman4137 Год назад +7

    "I supposed to get a vasectomy while this is my male heir?
    Look at him"
    Holy freaking maccarolli, this kind of burning shit hit me way too close to home...

  • @LeandroGenovese45
    @LeandroGenovese45 3 года назад +55

    Vito was BBlowing the security guard

  • @Headhunter_212
    @Headhunter_212 10 месяцев назад +3

    Perfect edit with the closing clip. A Salute.

  • @DeeJaye93
    @DeeJaye93 2 года назад +12

    "Nobody's got AIDS!" is my personal favorite

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 8 месяцев назад

      “I don’t want to hear that in here AGAIN!”

  • @joey3627
    @joey3627 2 года назад +9

    Parisi telling Gloria how it is was epic! “It won’t be cinematic” fucking cold blooded

  • @rasengan2289
    @rasengan2289 3 года назад +15

    "Sacre bleu..where is me mama" HAHAHAHA

  • @CR-vj6vv
    @CR-vj6vv Месяц назад +2

    The collective "Ohhhhhh" after fuck you Santa had me in stitches. 🤣🤣

  • @DavidM-mb1vx
    @DavidM-mb1vx 3 года назад +24

    14:40. The kid gets knocked back by a newspaper. 😂

  • @thebigstink_
    @thebigstink_ 9 месяцев назад +3

    "his house looked like shit" line will literally be quoted for generations to come

  • @conorcollins6470
    @conorcollins6470 3 года назад +16

    “Oof madone he looks terrible” prob my fave lmaooo

  • @L1shoots
    @L1shoots 3 месяца назад +3

    Chris predicting James’ death is WILD!

  • @rogergaldamez7674
    @rogergaldamez7674 2 года назад +10

    “There all sources of pleasure”they should of known about Vito 😂😂😂

  • @bernardosgtg
    @bernardosgtg 3 года назад +17

    Soft drinks of choice

  • @macp988
    @macp988 7 месяцев назад +2

    I cant stop watching these vids :D seen the series tens of times too:)

  • @nate5018
    @nate5018 3 года назад +39

    the “i look like a total jerkoff” quote should’ve definitely been in here

    • @3xbadboy264
      @3xbadboy264 3 года назад +1

      😅😅...You're right! 👏👍
      Actually, he also said, "It doesn't make a difference, I still look like 'Joe Jerkoff'!" 🤣🤣🤣 Good call!

  • @hellalive8973
    @hellalive8973 3 года назад +18

    I thought Phil and his 20 years in the can would’ve been in there but I guess he barely mentioned it

    • @chuckboseman5346
      @chuckboseman5346 3 года назад +1

      Wait...Phil did 20 years in the can? Did he make a fuckin peep?

    • @nickwyatt9498
      @nickwyatt9498 2 года назад

      @Chuck Boseman: No, he compromised. Grilled cheese on the radiator...

  • @danski6694
    @danski6694 3 года назад +35

    Best part of Tony insulting Meadow’s boyfriend was the newspaper push at the end - the kid gets pushed back almost a foot 😂

  • @nvthvnn
    @nvthvnn 3 года назад +1

    Thank you

  • @nicholasdibari9095
    @nicholasdibari9095 2 года назад +6

    12:46 “Before and *way* before” 🤣

  • @murdasippislim
    @murdasippislim 3 года назад +10

    The snake part always kills me

  • @leebug3424
    @leebug3424 7 месяцев назад +3

    11/10 for ending on that one

  • @rk3246
    @rk3246 Год назад +10

    5:37 This clip is so funny by itself 🤣

  • @generaldecker9971
    @generaldecker9971 3 года назад +13

    Furio Giunta was a cool character... 10:25 "no bitch to me" lol

    • @misterwhipple2870
      @misterwhipple2870 10 месяцев назад

      That Furio is one baaaaaaaad-asssssss wop!

  • @susanblackston968
    @susanblackston968 3 года назад +8

    "You have to joyfully participate in the suffering of the world." 😊

  • @TheSands83
    @TheSands83 2 года назад +9

    I fucking love the Quasimodo line 😂

  • @wyzeindeed7234
    @wyzeindeed7234 Месяц назад +1

    “There’s an old Italian saying , u f up once u lose two teeth” 😂😂😂

  • @cp-hp2ux
    @cp-hp2ux Месяц назад +1

    One of the best shows ever made the dark moments combined with comedy is just fantastic

  • @J4sse
    @J4sse 3 года назад +13

    **HBO wants to know your location**

  • @DrewPesci
    @DrewPesci 2 года назад +5

    "Aids?!" The funniest line in the entire show

  • @mabbas3005
    @mabbas3005 7 месяцев назад +2

    You forgot when Tony told Vito’s wife "there’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem" that’s my favorite

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 3 года назад +6

    “Your brother Billy, whatever happened there...”

  • @earaids5428
    @earaids5428 Год назад +7

    I don't know why but when Tony said 'fuckin internet' I burst out laughing. The Sopranos is one of the best comedy shows ever made too.

  • @HiveFleetUlfang1
    @HiveFleetUlfang1 Год назад +6

    Chris saying, "It happens" after shooting the guy's foot - is that a nod to his character in Goodfellas?

  • @slowboy9565
    @slowboy9565 3 года назад +2

    perfect editing