If Pilots were treated like doctors
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2021
- Imagine if people treated pilots the way that doctors are treated these days.
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“He’s a flight attendant. He started two weeks ago.” 😂
😂😂😂
I read this before watching and thought the joke was about a new hire pilot being practically a flight attendant (i.e. residency doctors are practically nurses, not REAL doctors like attendings)
@@samrusoff haha also first year residency doctors are not even at the level of experienced nurses so not even that.
That’s just like the dude who’s cousin is a “nurse” I.E. she took and flunked out of phlebotomy school. A whole 2 week program.
Hey, I flew w/FAs that were working on their rating to become commercial pilots. One I know would rent a plane on long layovers and I flew w him in a Cessna. Years ago tho.
Okay you and I both know that pilots always complete their safety checks I know that as ex airline.
“What about all the plane crashes that DON’T get reported?!?” 😂😂😂🤦🏼♀️
That was my favorite.
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@@pembrokelove same
You're not going find those on Google
Only Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson have those numbers.
"My 2nd cousins is actually a pilot so I guess that means I know everything about medicine now, far more than people who actually went to medical school" it would be funny if people didn't actually think this way, instead its just scary
How often does a pilot make a mistake when managing your flight route, or have their flying decisions dependent on what your individual body does physiologically? Flying a plane is relatively standardized in terms of procedures and protocols. Medicine is constantly evolving, as are medical recommendations.
@@SamianHQuazi even more reasons to listen to actual scientist/doctors not just their cousins uncles friend or some post from Facebook that they didnt bother to fact check.
@@sjb4280 Pilots keep their stories straight. Hack doctors like Fauci don't.
@@SamianHQuazi lol and he has officially gone full crackpot. This video was made specifically for people like you
@@SamianHQuazi That's pretty easy for the pilots to do, considering the difference in complexity between planes and the human body is akin to the difference between a brick and quantum mechanics. While planes are of course much more complex than bricks, QM is so enormously simpler than biology that we've solved the core of the former at virtually all human-relevant scales, while the latter is likely to take many more decades to nail down to nearly the same degree.
But you know who definitely doesn't understand biology or medicine even a teeny, tiny bit? 99.9999% of the conspiracy theory dumbasses on Facebook and various other internet comment sections, and almost certainly you too.
That's why I decided to ditch airlines altogether and just sail everywhere in my boat. It's more natural. People have been doing it for centuries before Big Airline ruined everything!
Yeah sure that's what the Greeks, Romans and the English will have you thinking! Sure we've been sailing for 1000's of years!😉.
Ssseesh.....sheep!
😅
Big airlines are a big scam. That's why I only use bullock cart to travel anywhere. I mean sure it's a little slow but hey it's all natural with no side accidents.
Y’all are cracking me up 🤣🤣🤣
You have a way with words 👍
I ride on horses
Much more natural
My friend's stepfather is a neurosurgeon at Johns Hopkins, and whenever he is at a party or in any social event, whenever anyone asks, "so what do you do?", he just replies, "I collect books", because he HATES the onslaught of people spewing their uneducated opinions, or asking him for free medical advice. So, he just avoids that altogether by saying "I collect books", lol.
Smart man
I'm a lowly primary care doc, but my most common response to that question is that I work in customer service. It's technically true and directs the conversation away from medicine.
@@gadaadhoon I knew this girl who sold pot in a state where it is illegal and she would say the same thing. True answers, if not detailed.
“Not exactly rocket science”.
I'm a paramedic. When people ask me what I do for a living, my resp9nse is usually "I haul meat for the county"
My sister's hair stylist's, cousin's, neighbor's, Avon lady's, chiropractor read online that airplane seats give you hemmroids, so I never fly anymore.
This was a good one!
Yeah. Same thing with car seats. It's why I don't use them anymore. 😂
Execution and script are on point in this one! Crying laughing as always 😂
"Big Airline" 😂😂😂
"Titles don't impress me" I'm watching this on loop. Can't stop laughing
Yeah but actual valuable, useful, specialized skill, knowledge, education, and experience should. Or if not "impress", it should make people recognize that person might be someone at least worth listening to (if not "agreed" with). 😩😩😩
As a professional pilot, it's sad how many of my colleagues think they are doctors.
Thanks for your content.
Imagine if Pilots were treated like Doctors.
- If the airline loses your bag or flight is delayed, any random passenger can demand to speak to the pilot personally.
- Passengers could leave Yelp reviews about the pilot personally using their name.
- If a passenger bumps their head during turbulence, the Pilot could be personally sued as the airline steps aside. Also the airline requires the pilot to buy their own personal liability insurance, lest a passenger say they were late for an important meeting and wants to raid the pilot's kid's college fund as part of compensation
- Pilots would regularly have to fly on little to no sleep, put in positions by the airlines to take on more flights than they safely should, implying they don't care about their passengers if they don't stay up an entire 24 hours
- If the control tower didn't want to do its complete job, so they consult the pilot on the phone to do it for them, doesn't matter how busy they are
- Pilot should come to the back of the plane regularly to help put heavy bags up, and if they are in the middle of something else, and they don't come back in time, they are primadonnas
- Pilots should always abide by "see something/say something" without exception or delay. If concentrating an a difficult landing, a flight attendant should be able to barge into cockpit shouting they don't feel "comfortable" with how the pilot is approaching the runway. Extra points for being extra distracting.
- There should be a time out before each flight, should include 100% of the pilot participation. If the Pilot cannot personally confirm the lavatories are stocked with toilet paper, the timeout is incomplete and flight delayed.
- The airline that hires the Pilot, even after the vetting process, is complete, job has been accepted, and the licenses are all current, the pilot should have to apply for "privileges" to fly on the airplane s/he was hired to fly in the first place. The process should take months.
- Pilots should get paid more if they take a more complex route. Conversely, safe/efficient routes should result in reduction of salary.
- There should be a "shortcut" to being a pilot that involves a basic degree plus online training. Pilot is insulting to those taking that route, we are "flight providers." And there is NO difference. My cousin told me its actually harder to get into flight provider school.
I could go on and on and on.... I for one think the Medical industry should be more like the Airline industry, but instead, Medicine has literally taken only the bad stuff out (horrible service, staffing cuts on the front end, pay cuts), and left out all the good.
Right because we all know that all of us have radically different experiences on a flight, just like we would have radically different physiologic reactions to a given drug. Who needs a friggin' health history or workup anyway, since medicine is so straightforward and cookie cutter like sitting passively for four hours in a seat while watching a movie?
@@SamianHQuazi Health history has what to do with ensuring adequate rest exactly?
@@toxicmegakitten okay... Let me spell it out for you ... On an airplane, every single passenger has an identical experience when it comes to the flight itself. Medicine, on the other hand, is completely individualized to the customer, who don't all have the same result from the intervention.
If a pilot make video's like this, making fun of their customers, i think they are fired?
Am i right?
@@els4044 considering that the pilot doesn't interact with the passengers beyond boarding and unboarding, mayhaps, since it shows they're not following safety protocols. But flight attendants talk shit about the passengers all the time and they're fine
I thought this was going to be about the long unsafe work hours and fatigue while saving lives, but this was a fun skit too :)
RIP Skymall
we all dreamed about the garden Sasquatch and the multitool watch
Omg "Big airline" and "neighbor got a blood clot while flying" 😂🤣
“Big airlines” must be a spin on “big pharma” 😂spot on as always!
This could have been sponsored by any airline. Love it!! This guy is brilliant.
I'm retired now but I still love your content. Where were you ten years ago?! I needed you then! LOL
LITERALLY STOP DOUBTING DOCTORS
“Oh we’ll get along fine so long as you don’t suggest that your expertise should have any bearing in my behavior... I hAvE RiGHtS!” Pretty much sums up half the country right now. I don’t think a right to be delusional and live in an alternate reality was what the framers meant by “pursuit of happiness”. 😂
It's completely logical too be skeptical of a government that keeps lying to everyone.
I think the vaccines are great and safe but you have to realize our president has gone from "I won't take the vaccine" to "Everyone should get the vaccine but we would never mandate it" to "you have to get the vaccine or we're going to ruin your livelihood" in less than a year
Fauci lied about masks on day one.
Why would you ever trust the people who keep lying to you?
Can't forget the project veritas drops that just dropped that implicate the fda and hhs. Oops, or the fact a major dnc lawyer who worked for the Clintons was just arrested for lying to the fbi about the whole "russian collusion " thing. Turns out, that was a lie too. Ever get tired of losing? 😂
@@vilneas6358 I just can’t with you people.... lies, lies and more lies.
@@juliejanesmith57 what have I lied about? Everything I said is factually accurate.
In good faith here, what do you think I'm saying that is a lie? So that I can show you where I'm getting my Information
@@xyz12345457 the crazies? Has anyone said anything factually untrue?
Is it not illogical to trust someone who has lied to you?
I mean. As much as a trust doctors. (and I get the joke!!) As a POC I'm regularly dismissed until it's an emergency. So I have to do a lot more research going into the doctors appointment, and understand what my options are. And sometimes I have to demand treatment for something I need but they think I don't. Ex. I had to demand a scan for my knee when they didn't believe I've been in pain for at least a year. Turns out I have no cartilage and a torn minuscis (idk how you spell that but you get it). So I think it's important to understand sometimes the patient does know their body better than a doctor would.
Same here, but neurodivergent, unfortunately without self advocacy we just end up getting dismissed constantly. I know he's talking about anti vaccers and they suck so this is funny but it is kinda hurtful to hear lots of comments saying we shouldn't pretend to know more than a doctor, when in lots of cases, people do. Doctors are not experts in every medical condition, they are experts in the diagnosis and treatment of medical conditions. So it's a partnership between patient and doctor to get the best result and both sides need to understand that.
Thank you!!! I was scrolling for so long for a comment like this!! The reason doctors get this bad wrap is because they deny the patients pain ALL THE TIME. My body is what you're piloting so... Listen to me!!
Hit it RIGHT on the head…..absolutely perfect! 🤣😂❤️❤️
The pilot at big airline silenced her lmfaoooo
Haha. The amount of Lawyer references.
The flight attendants are going to drug this guy. 🤣
Yo, how is he SO sweet even when being passive aggressive tho lmaooo
65K is good for fuel efficiency
Cabin pressure
Am I a joke to you 😂😂
Greatly appreciated Doc Schmidt Much love to your content
I mostly enjoy the travelling attire. The baseball cap, the carry on, and the pillow. Lol
My cousin's friend with swollen gonads on a Caribbean island is a doctor too, I hear.
"my neighbor got a blood clot while flying" 😂😂😂😂
Don't you just love people that "know" EVERYTHING?
Exactly! How fast people become an
" expert" on anything that they don't want to do! This willful ignorance is taking this country down.
Precisely. Like those public health "experts" who seriously thought that forcing everyone to stay at home for 3 weeks and wrecking the entire national economy in the process would eradicate the Corona.
@@SamianHQuazi No dear. Economies fluctuate, but once people are dead that's it.
Nothing happens in an instant, we all have to learn that . What can you do to help instead of hinder progress
@@jenniferbates2811 you mean the 1.8% who get it and die from it? They were overwhelmingly elderly or morbidly obese and would have died from a comorbid condition anyway
@@SamianHQuazi Very wrong 🤦♀️. I've had 3 family members die from covid. The 1st was 21, the 2nd was 24, the 3rd was 84, they were all healthy and not obese! So stop over simplifying covid.
The point is that the 1000's who did died didn't have to. Also just because people who had covid didn't die doesn't mean they won't have long term effects. Nothing in life is permanent except for us, so what can you do to help?
I had never even considered that I could keep the in-flight magazine!
This is one of those where you go FFS because of how overly common this type of person is.
Yes, my 5 minute google search of my symptoms makes me doubt your 11 years of medical training. :)
I honestly thought this was going to be inversed like a doctor speaking to a waiting room over an intercom but I was not disappointed xD
This is perfect. Comic genius! 😆😆😆😆😆love it
It's a perfect illustration of a false equivalence.
@@SamianHQuazi I spy the tantrum throwing medical layman again!
@@kappasigma1284 Yeah, because we really need more pretentious doctors fuelling vaccine hesitancy with oversimplified satirical videos ridiculing the unvaccinated. After all, every doctor knows shaming, blaming and coercion are the best way to get informed consent from their patients.
@@strandedorange9322 true informed consent is mostly a myth. We can give you a laymen level explanation of a medical intervention, but true average joe lacks the education required to fully comprehend every aspect of the information being presented. That is where trust for medical professionals comes in, except in recent years charlatans have done everything they can to sow doubt regarding medical professionals.
@@kappasigma1284 oh, is that who’s growing the distrust in healthcare? Doctors making videos online, ridiculing the unvaccinated has nothing to do with it right?
Also, informed consent is not just a catch phrase, it’s a legal obligation, so this is quite an omission Dr.Sears. Sounds like you’re doing a great job building trust. 👍
Some of this happens sometimes 🤣 more so at friend or family gatherings though. It's always best to make sure no one ever finds out your a pilot! I always cringe at "oh pilots do nothing, dont they just flick the autopilot on?!"
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Drivers don't do anything. We don't need them to actually pay attention to the road.
@@melb2734 what are you on about?
@@C783H Sarcasm. People think pilots don't do anything but if pilots really did nothing, they'd have a BIG problem with that! Just like they'd have a problem with other drivers not paying attention.
Jesus that video is now officially a risk factor for hypertension
I install countertop for a living and I swear this is my life
Y'know I actually do have my pilots license and sometimes this isn't all too far off, some people think they're experts because they play Microsoft flight simulator
I've seen those comments on videos of real flights encountering high winds or other difficulties.The real pilots love being told what to do by people who only "fly" simulators
Same could be said of a lot of professions I suppose. People think they are graphic designers because they used Microsoft Paint once.
Your brain is caffeinated 24/7.😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣‼️
This is hilarious, Doc! It would be even funnier if there weren't so much truth to it. Nice job!
He's got an excellent career in stand up comm if he ever wants to give up being a doc. Absolutely hilarious!
I’m a pilot. We definitely get people arguing with us about flying and how things work, etc. it’s fun
I’m skeptical of doctors sometimes but my dad is an MD and my older sister is an MD as well so maybe I have a bit of an excuse 😂. I’ll say “sorry to be that annoying patient, but my sister is an MD and she said ‘…..’ lol. I know it probably drives them nuts
"Following algorithms" that matches
Don't forget that the Emergency Flight department is going to have less than half the pilots they actually need and the ones they do have are going to be flying on the bare minimum amount of sleep needed to survive and a potentially lethal dose of caffeine.
“This is still America!” “I have rights.” 🤣
I’m dead, this is so accurate lmao
Exactly!
Except the patient is the plane's owner, usual pilot, engineer...
Beautiful analogy
It’s really sad but this is becoming so true.
I didn’t know I needed this until now
I can't resist continuing this analogy with "if pilots acted like doctors":
- "Yeah, I'll just push this button and... oh, we're in free fall now. Yeah, you did warn me that would happen, but why would I listen to a mere passenger? Where did you get YOUR pilot's license?"
- "Hm, maybe we should fly around that ominous thundercloud. ... Naw, going around would cost more money and the airline would get mad at us. Buckle up everyone and hope we make it to our destination in one piece!"
- "What do you mean you don't have time to give 180 passengers drinks in only 5 minutes? Do better, flight attendants!"
- "Sure, I ordered so much fuel that we are sure to crash the moment we try to takeoff, killing everyone aboard, but someone else will probably catch and correct that before giving us the fuel... right?"
- "I'm off for the day. Yeah, I realize the passengers have been sitting on the tarmac waiting for 10 hours, but if I wait any longer, I'll be late going home and they don't pay overtime!"
Actually, I'm glad pilots do not act like doctors... or travel by airplanes might have gone the way of the Hindenburg.
Nailed it!🤣
Send this passenger to Jeenie Weenie, she'll straighten em out😁
Lol I thought this was gonna be like, from a management pov. Like 'So You've never flown that route before, or that plane before, and you're gonna be the only pilot despite the fact you're meant to be on supervision for the next 100 flight hours, but could you take that route tonight, and also tomorrow night? If you say no, passenger may die. Cheers, thanks you're a star. oh also, one of the engines is making a weird noise, but the engineer should have it fixed by the time you're flying over the atlantic!'
Lol, maybe that's just nursing, but i doubt it!
My god this has me second guessing my career choice
Love this one, had me giggling
Ok this is funny but the in flight magazine thing has a point😂 I'd rather they used the magazine money to subsidize wifi lmao
Why would they do that? If they decided the money they spend on that magazine isn't worth it they sure as hell wouldn't use it to make you pay less. It's not like wifi costs money because they can't afford to make it free.
They’re probably not paying that much for the magazines bc they’re full of ads
@@katharina7502 exactly that. They're making money on ads and by suggesting vacation spots in the magazines to get repeated business.
Well American is no longer publishing theirs and the Wi-Fi is not free
Why would an airline do anything for free when they can charge you instead?
OMG!! This is sadly on point!! Absolutely true!
My running theory for why this happens to other professions is because they don’t have to interact with customers the same way. The pilots don’t really have conversations with the patrons. I think separation is a little bit of a perhaps unintentional respect barrier. Also there’s no web md for flying so no one is pulling out their phones to say “no the plane actually has cancer, you idiot!!”
I loved this! Love your videos. This would make an awesome series “If ( Teachers, Police, Mothers, etc. ) were treated like doctors.” And vice versus too. “If doctors were treated like…” 😂
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This really hits home... I feel like it's gotten so much worse during covid. Since when do patients and their families demand to see clinical trial evidence, or tell us what we should or shouldn't be prescribing?!
If...were treated like teachers/cashiers
This is a really good one Doc!
Hear me out, though: doctors who don't condescend or otherwise don't make it difficult for patients to advocate for themselves, they're the best.
I just want you to know that was awesome it made absolute sense of making no sense thank you 🤣
Doc you crack me up 😂
What utter talent you have, Doc!
Imagine if you were a teacher.
This is SO GOOD!
Wow doc. This flipping great!
This is brilliant!
MORE…smiles this time…! 👍🏼👣🩴
The hypothetical straw man has a point about the in flight movie though.
And pilots do actually have to hear the last one all the time. (Yes even when the plane is in Canada or some other English speaking country.)
THIS.
MAN.
IS.
AMAAAAAAZZZZINNNGGGGGGG!!! 💗
I don’t fly anywhere anymore and I have given up on Doctors.
If I go there for anything I leave their office with no answer to what ails me.
I feel irrationally angry now haha
This puts things into perspective a little bit :')
I’m over here laughing like a 🦭 😂😂😂😂😳and then I remember there are people who actually think like this 😭 🤦🏽♀️😒
Sharing with my commercial pilot husband😂🤣
"what about all the crashes that don't get reported" ahhhh yeaa we all know that type of crowd 😏
Should be top trending video
That was my hope! It was on a good trajectory and then it stagnated sadly
Oh, I love these. 😂
Pilots can become experts in a specific plane and the cool thing about planes is they are all built off of schematics that you can look up, and I've never had a pilot say to me "You're too young to fly in a 747." or "This plane is all in your head, you aren't really flying." whereas doctors....
Someone send this to Kelsey at 74 gear
When your industry opens up all medical records - anonymized - in black boxes then we’ll treat your industries the same.
There was this lady who is the wife of a Ret USAF LTC who tried talking to Security Forces about the Air Force when she got caught shoplifting at the BX. In the next room a little while later SF was laughing about how this lady thinks she knows about the Air Force just because she's f-ing a LTC lol.
Good luck getting enough air in the engines at 65k XD
You guys get paid the big bucks to deal with all the people who think they know more than you.
this is all accurate
This guy could be besties with my nex 🙄 Imagine “coparenting” with these people!!
I had to slow down playback speed to 0.75x 😂 Got to make it all fit in the minute time window, lol!
If doctors got the kind of results pilots get, I'd be a lot more comfortable trusting them unquestioningly like I trust pilots lmao.
Pilots don't go out there getting fancy hotels reservations and vacations to give plane prescriptions that the airlines doesn't need.
Are you sure? How do they choose which fuel to use?
One of the best ever!!! 😂😂👍👍
Love it! Had a 90 year old patient today assert his rights refusing the Covid vaccine because he thought it would make him sterile. As if…. 😂
Our country is shit to, but in public making fun of them is strictly forbidden.
It shows a lot loose of morals.
I'm impressed if he's finding young women of child-bearing age to sleep with. How much money does he have?!
it is not compulsary so if he doesn't want it, just don't fucking give it to him. it's his bad. (I am not an anti-vax! I got my 2 vaccinationas asap)
Someone show this to Delta and all of the Doc’s student loan debt will disappear overnight.
I have not and will not ever fly!! Unless of course I'm HEAVILY sedated. I guess that's where doc Schmidt comes in!!
They are like this