Tom Arnold Tells A Crazy Steven Seagal Story
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2014
- Actor Tom Arnold joins HuffPost Live to tell a crazy story about fellow actor Steven Seagal.
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Just as long as he says “He’s a great guy btw”, he’s immune to any kind of retaliation from Steven.
idiots with huge egos are very easy to pacify with a statement like that.
What "retaliation"? Seagal is 70 now, in age and body fat percentage.
@@KeqingMain8 If you somehow move w/in his 5 inch range of motion, his muscle memory will take over and he might just f you up.
I think Seagal will be offended he never called him the greatest guy ever.
It's kind of like Hollyweird's "no homo" thing they've got going. They don't want to ruin possible future work 😅
"Tom....if you ever tell this story.....please just mention how good of a dude I am." - Steven Seagal
Tom isn't successful enough to alienate anyone lol never burn a bridge
I think Tom was just trying to save himself from a 400 pound man slapping him.
More like "do I need another cease and desist for something I said trying to get some fame back" -Tom Arnold "because I know that fat bitch has lawyers waiting"
burn a bridge?? with seagal? lmao.. he is like best buddies with arnold fyi.... he doesnt need seagal lol
like 5 times
"He covered his forhead in like this much black magic marker, He's a great guy by the way" I'm dying over here
We all are 😄😄😄, he's trying not to get his ass kicked.
And......Hes kind of fat for a muscle guy, but he has big wrists. Lol.
@@Mooncat747 Fucking died on that 😁😁😁
Hell at least he didn't go as far as Trudeau or Northam.
I think it was Seagal who was dyeing - his hair.
Tom Arnold is the king of backhanded compliments and passive aggression.
For sure. I listened to the audio of this whilst it played in the background and his comments made me think the guy was Jewish, it was Jewish kind of wit and digs. I don't know who the heck Tom Arnold is but he comes across Jewish
I can't figure out if it's passive aggression or if it's an attempt to be entertaining while not wanting to burn any bridges.
Dennis Leavitt how's he racist?
Yeah totally. He's insulting Segal the whole time.
Sparky's Joint
He’s such a pussy end off story.
"He's a great guy, by the way"
I'm dead.
Tom Arnold is brilliant.
It must have been a tremendous shock to him to discover that he COULDN'T actually walk on water.
He can barely walk on land anymore.
Lmaaaaaooo
Man if the emphasis was on actually, instead of couldn't...
@@BaldHeadedManc😂😂😂
best comment😂
I'm not certain this started but I've been binge watching Steven Segal stories. Everybody in the movie industry seems to have a hilarious encounter with him just being a schmuck! 🤣😂🤣😂
Dude have you checked out Space Ice? If not, it’s a must.
This guys right. Space Ice is awesome.
My dude same here. Space ice is fucking epic. Just watched his new upload today.
@@garygramm6533 I dig it but homie sounds like a Steven seagal commercial and I can only watch about 5 minutes 😅 I prefer mista GG, he has quite a bit of movie breakdowns that are funny asf
Haha me too, there are alot of stories out there. I gotta check out the Gene Lebell one next, then space ice.
"He's a greeeeaaat guy by the way"
Proceed to talk crap....
Steven's not the brightest so if he confronts Tom he can say "nah man, I told them you're a great guy but it was a funny story, am I right?"
@@rsmith02 yep
At this point in his career Steven Seagal's belt is the only thing that's under siege. His toilet's marked for death and anyone standing between it and him is on deadly ground, because Steven has a fire down below. He's tried weight loss programs, but that appetite for Entenmann's donuts and personal XL pizzas is hard to kill.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The sewerage company charge him etc for shittsunami they have to deal with on a daily basis. 😂😂😂
Bravo sir!
Very clever word play sir, I am impressed.
LOL!
You forgot the exit wounds Seagal gets every time he goes to the toilet.
"I don't rehearse, let's shoot this..." SPLASH!!!! So that's why Seagal's career is in the toilet...
Its like that MadTV sketch with the flying 🤣
@@AColonelPanic Sasso nailed him 🤣🤣🤣
Because of the splashing or because of the non rehearsing? 😂
The reason his career is in the toilet is because he's a terrible actor, producer, director, writer, caster, human being, money-launderer, pretend-martial-artist... basically everything.
By the way Is he a great guy? I couldn't tell.
I think that by 'great man' he mean't 'great piece of shit'
Word has it he is to much into himself. Like he is some kind of God.
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@@davedailey3455 He is a God, the Dali lama made him a “Diety”
he's a great guy who will smack tom arnold if he doesn't call him a great guy
i love that he adds the signature steven seagal mid-sentence breaths to his impression of him.
This is funny
Steven Seagull is literally the best actor of all time. Why do I say that you ask?
Because he literally NEVER stops acting. Acting like he is a master at anything. Acting like he knows martial arts.
The best actor ever. Fools tons of people. The best. Ever.
Yo is that freestyle god Eli on your profile pic???
@@Mausju yeah that is
I know you made this comment around 2 years ago, but I love the fact that you spelled his name as Steven Seagull. I've been saying it the same way for a few years now because it rolls off the tongue a little bit easier
Moved to Russia because he was fooling fewer of us as he aged?
Reading this comment seriously hurt my brain. It was like listening to an annoying conformist who says a trendy word over and over when it's not necessary or even makes sense.
Anyone who can call Steven seagal a “great man” is a champion of kindness
Or sarcasm and passive aggressive irony.
Or a lier
He sounds incredibly fun to work with though
SARCASM
"....which is basically any story involving Steven Seagal."
Seriously, that dude ain't right.
Its crazy how many banger Seagal stories there are out there, and its fascinating how overly confident he is while being so insecure/sensitive, what a legend
I see what you did there hahaha
Banger stories? Wtf is a banger story?
@@davidemmons899 it’s a good story. You couldn’t figure that out ?? It’s a fucking banger, a fucking dope ass story. Idk how else to express it…. Banger means it’s fucking good as fuck.
Sounds like narcissism
"I'm gonna kick all your asses" Tom Arnold impersonating Steven is fricking hilarious
Sounds like Duke nukem
If people don't get it, the "he's a nice guy" part is ironic. Nobody thinks Seagal is a nice guy.
Especially his ex- wife
no he meant it you imbecile
@@Robocoppat Ex-Wives, that's a plural, buddy.
@@aaronleverton4221 I stand corrected!
Further explanation required
"Who's a great guy by the way. ... I love Steven Segal, he's a good dude."
This is the funniest part to me.
He lost me at "Steven Segal, great man..."
it was a backhanded compliment and sarcasm.
DingusTheGenius You are so right
Chris Bradley He has lied on live shows. Its not a rumor when you can see it in plain sight. Jeez dude are you that deluded ?
@Chris Bradley he has no reason to lie since he saw it himself and his credibility would take a dip if he lied about this kinda thing because he's famous everything he does or says is under the microscope
Chris Bradley lol I’ll go ahead and judge you right now lmfao. Normal ppl have no problem dissing a piece of shit person like segal, but only another piece of shit person would get upset at hearing others do so. It must strike a nerve with you because you can identify with that scum bag. Go cry a river now
and thats how the tsunami in japan was started
there is no ocean around toronto tom its a lake
Lmao!
paddyoclown ha!
hahahahahahaha
😂
Would have been a great way to end it with Steven Seagal saying, "Okay, let's rehearse this thing".
Or, he gets out of the water and says "good rehearsal guys, let me dry off and we'll do it for real".
I love Tom Arnold. He is so underrated in my opinion.
And I love your name, Footy Fan! (And Tom IS underrated. I mean, True Lies?)
@@seansoccer100 thank you for the kind words, my friend.
@@seansoccer100 ....and you are spot-on about True Lies.
I've heard him tell a better version of this story. The reason Seagal walked out the wrong door was because he and the director had been arguing for so long about rehearsing that he got turned around from the way he came in, as houseboats have doors on both sides. They all knew he was going the wrong way, and no one stopped him.
I sense that people have to walk on eggshells around Seagal. Guy needs to learn to laugh at himself.
+evillink1 Funny thing is that if any of these actors who are ''scared'' of Seagal actually muster the courage to tap him on the chin, Seagal would probably go to sleep.
+evillink1 That would require showing Seagal the meaning of satire but he's convinced he's the best to where unless you roast him on Comedy Central, he doesn't get it.
evillink1 well his sister is hot #BUNDY2020
Oh, I would so love to see "The Roast of Steven Seagal". Edit: I see that it actually happened in 1995, but I can't find any footage. Seagal must have destroyed it all.
" Guy needs to learn to laugh at himself."
..after all, everybody else does.
He's a great guy by the way, another way of saying "Bless his heart".
It's another way of saying "he's a total asshole" 😂
Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind yet out of his mind at the same time.
This is the most accurate thing ive ever read
I love tom talking all this shit, and then just sprinkling in, Steven's a great dude.
Tom Arnold is so charismatic and funny. I could listen to him all day.
"... he's a great guy, by the way." 😂😂😂
Steven Seagal stories are always incredible
Love how the director told him not to say anything to Steven lol
What's even more hilarious than the story is his "he the great guy btw".
Tom speaking about something being "crazy" is like the mailman taking a walk !!!! The dude is certifiable
"It's an amazing story, buddy, legend building". I love this dude.
That was Gods way of showing Steven, calm down. Your not better than other people.
Steven Segal thinks he IS God.
you know that old zen story, where two monks cross the bridge ?
Some would say he's earnt the right and is better than other people. Better Steven Seagals around and kicking that not imo.
Just for the sake of clarification, there is no ocean in Toronto. There's Lake Ontario, but no ocean. :)
Yet our government lies repeatedly and you say nothing.
moondowg1-Farley & The Stooges
Da fuck!?!?!
jack daniel We'd have losers like you trolling the globe from the comfort of the trailer park home which your brother and sister, also known as "your parents" own!
who the fuck are you ???, MR GEOGRAPHY ???, give us a break fella F F S.
jack daniel Er!! You just stole my line F****** LMAO :-)
I know Tom Arnold is like a C list or D list actor, but he sure knows how to play the politics of the industry right. He told an embarrassing story about someone else, yet he spun it with love and charm and encouragement. Nicely done
“Well I tell you one thing, ima kick all your asses” LMFAOF, Tom Arnold has Steven Siegel voice downpacked!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i love the end when he looked at the director and he shook his head no lmao
"Hes a great guy by the way " as he's exposing him ,lmao!!
If this hasn't been made into a short animated clip yet, it needs to be. They may as well keep in the 'Ocean' Ontario part of the story, as well.
Yeah. I grew up in Toronto and I never knew it was on the Ocean. Shame on me.
I love how he fell into the "Ocean" while filming in Toronto.
"He's got VERY big wrists, though." I need more of these stories. Dead.😅
_Exit Wounds_ was one of my favorite Seagal movies
The last one before he started churning out direct-to-DVD crap. What's your favorite Seagal film? Mine's probably Out for Justice.
Exit Wounds was actually his last descent movie!
"He's a great guy by the way." LOL
"He's got very big wrists. " 😂😂😂😂
That's a sign of hand strength. Finger muscles don't grow much, but wrist and fore-arm muscles develop when you train your grip. I imagine he got that way from doing so much Aikido.
or he's a serial beater
Or from wanking!
"It takes a lot of wrist strength to strangle puppies and kittens all day".
-Stephen Seagull
To be fair, tough guys will take having big wrists as a complement.
He said segal had a magic marker hairline. Im dead.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That was hilarious, I don't think anyone would not want to see Steven Seagal not walk through that door. Steven Seagal embarrasses himself so many times anyone who ever met him has one to tell.....
wait a second, if they were filming, then there should be footage out there of this glorious moment. Need to see
i love how he bashed seagal yet kept saying hes a great guy HAHAHAA
So much for Seagal being clairavoyant and god-like pfft.
How do you fall off a houseboat in Toronto and land in the ocean? There must have been a hell of a cross wind.
Ya, I picked up on that too. Tom flunked geography class.
Yeah he meant lake
Steven Seagal was an admiral in the Navy during the battle of Midway.
AND Trafalgar!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trafalgar
Tom Evans i Heard he was piloting a X-wing when the death star was destroyed
Andrea Roll THAT, I have trouble believing... can you imagine getting that fat ass in a cockpit?
Tom Evans well maybe it was an XXL-Wing
***** Damn, that son of a bitch got me again!
Say what you will about Tom Arnold, all the guy does is show admiration for others. Class
I wasn’t expecting the spot on impression lol. Fantastic
Wow. Pure hilarity. Prob the best segal story ive heard so far
Tom your the man for real
"...he's got very big wrists, though..."
😄 🤣
I could hear Steven Seagal stories all day 😂😂😂
Literally... tears. This was an absolute roast.
Bloody hell, you can totally tell Tom Arnold was born in the midwest. So damn passive-aggressive! With every insult he lands on Seagal, he has to follow-up with a kind word! I think his passive aggression actually makes this story funnier!
Didnt notice the ocean near Toronto…lived here 43 years! You learn something new everyday!
Tom Arnold,"He's a great guy!,but an idiot!,he's a great guy!,but an idiot! etc.
Tom Arnold is seriously underrated as a comedian. Just dripping with sincerity when he says how good of a person Seagal is, how Seagal has a kind heart. Not even an eye twitch to let us know how much he's talking out of his pooper when he says how much he adores Mr. Seagal. Brilliant. Just brilliant.
tom Arnold eh bible polar
I can listen to Tom all day. Great story teller
the footage of that wouldve been an instant timeless classic for generations to come
lol...omg i can picture it...had to b one of those times that u never forget and bust out laughin all by urself when u think about it
I love that Tom hates Steven. 😄😄😄😂
I'm trying to imagine DMX's reaction.
This story NEVER gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“buddyyy” 😂
I can't get enough weird stories about Steven Seagal being a freak.
Tom Arnold needs to let go of his fear of Steven Seagal and just tell the fucking story.
Gunther cut the crap and stop acting like a 5 year old on youtube. You know damn well Tom is not scared of the guy, he's obviously fond of Steven and doesn't want to hurt his feelings by telling this slightly embarrassing story. So he throws in some nice comments on how he's a great guy to smooth things over. Big fucking deal.
LYFE I'm sorry let me rephrase, Tom Arnold needs to stop licking Steven's boot's while throwing him under the bus. Its cowardly. And you need to get over your crush for Steven.
+Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch you must be a special type of stupid to think such horse crap. Please do us all a favor don't comment on RUclips ever again.
David Azagoury Man this Stephen Seagal guy sure has a lot of youtube accounts.
He's being facetious. You fucking dweeb!
You have the observational skills of a fucking turnip.
“Well I will tell you oneee thing,,,,I’m gonna kick all your asses” 🤣🤣🤣
Seagal was the 90s and beyond John Wayne
I think ive watch 50 Seagal films and never a soft character. Love it 😆
thats hilarious
What Ocean is near Toronto? LOL
Erie
Steve Kahn You're joking right?
"Black, Magic Marker".. lmao 😂😂😂
This was a great comedy story Mr. Tom Arnold 😂
When even Tom Arnold can take shots at you, maybe you've hit rock bottom
When Steven Seagal hit "Rock Bottom", Steven Seagal broke the Rock at the Bottom because of his now BIG BOTTOM.
If this story is true there’s a video of it somewhere.
LMAO it's not even the ocean, it's lake Ontario it was just supposed to be the ocean for the film. This interview is amazing!
Legend says that a great samurai has such an iron will that even though he's been beheaded he is able to complete one final sword strike. Legend also tells of a man called Steven of Seagal who was rendered unconscious yet still finished taking a shit.
"He has very big wrists though".
Awww that's the measure all men aim for when it comes to masculinity...... jacked wrists.
Actually, having big wrists and hands is prized in strength sports. It's also something that can't really be built up.
I don't rehearse man. Lmao I died there😂😂😂 Steven legend. The best actor hands down.
Seagal remind me of some of those old wrestler guys like Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan who over time actually become the character they played. Its hilarious
Did Arnold say that Seagal is a "great actor"? Lol. Okay.
“He’s a good dude” 40 times in an interview makes a not believe him.
"It's the door to the Ocean." 😂
I never understood the Tom Arnold hate, he's very entertaining and has a bunch of charisma
He's the great American sleaze of a generation and true scumbag icon. It's hard to hate really.
Ontario is land locked how did he walk into the "ocean". Lake Ontario perhaps.
stop be a spoiler B I T C H ......
David Malton :S
Sir, this is not how the events on set occurred.
I must correct my adversaries. The magic marker technique is to add to my on-camera wazuuuuu.
I don’t care much for Tom Arnold’s politics but man that guy is freakin great story teller..
Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido! KUKIDO!! COO KIE DOUGH!!
...and that's the last time anyone ever saw tom arnold again
Chop Suey ``
what's more embarrassing is that Tom Arnold used to dip his wick in Roseanne.
SalemKid Never Forget
Has that ever been proven?
his trial is coming soon
Some of the best sarcasm I ever seen.
Funniest thing I've ever heard. This story is legendary!
Seagal sounds just like Trump
Steven Seagal is the Donald Trump of the action film genre
Then why isn't he president of hollywood?
I read your comment in your voice