A Manscaping Metrosexual with Josh Welch

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @doublefeature
    @doublefeature Год назад +322

    i identify with every single thing you've had it with. i identify with both of you. maybe Pumps more because we're both queer women.

    • @Kike_mv
      @Kike_mv Год назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nc5809
      @nc5809 Год назад +4

      💀 💀 💀

    • @madzkarepe9956
      @madzkarepe9956 Год назад +4

      Bruh 😂😂😂 you're so funny for that

    • @thatgirlkarla5629
      @thatgirlkarla5629 Год назад +2

      I lost it after this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @melissadudrick6277
      @melissadudrick6277 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂 well played 😂😂😂

  • @PatrickkSteele
    @PatrickkSteele Год назад +156

    Pumps getting gaslit into lesbianism is sending me

  • @00Caleb00
    @00Caleb00 Год назад +184

    Josh is easily one of my favorite guests

  • @alexdatoss8962
    @alexdatoss8962 Год назад +100

    Josh Welch absolutely showing up and showing out this ep. Tip tier storytelling 😂😂

  • @SL-sd3sg
    @SL-sd3sg 8 месяцев назад +4

    As someone who is in a situation where my sense of humour is totally lost. You ladies make me laugh out loud, something that’s not happened for several years. Thank you ❤️🇬🇧

  • @TiffaniStarr
    @TiffaniStarr Год назад +123

    if you would have told me josh doesn’t manscape, i wouldn’t have believed you. this has shocked me to my core. like in my mind he’s constantly manscaping. Ugh wow what a revelation today ladies

    • @alexdatoss8962
      @alexdatoss8962 Год назад +10

      I too, was shooketh to my core. There was no way you could have convinced me before today that there was a caveman sitch down there.

    • @kimandersenjohnson2324
      @kimandersenjohnson2324 Год назад +1

      Shocked as well! Does Josh not even get his brows done?!

    • @TiffaniStarr
      @TiffaniStarr Год назад +2

      @@kimandersenjohnson2324 oh my god now i have to look at his eyebrows. There is no universe in which he doesn’t get his eyebrows done.

    • @kimandersenjohnson2324
      @kimandersenjohnson2324 Год назад +1

      @@TiffaniStarr right?!?!

    • @nc5809
      @nc5809 Год назад +1

      Is it bad that I like him more now? 😂

  • @babiyumii
    @babiyumii Год назад +97

    You know Josh is on the show when all the outfits are coordinating

    • @meowplz
      @meowplz 3 месяца назад

      clock it

  • @masonrexwhitton6892
    @masonrexwhitton6892 Год назад +103

    Jessica’s dead pan saying she’s an elite “athlete” had me laugh crying

    • @alexdatoss8962
      @alexdatoss8962 Год назад +13

      And Josh’s casual “uh huh” immediately following.. SENTTTT

    • @elizabeth6505
      @elizabeth6505 Год назад +4

      Jessica? Lol you mean Jennifer?!

    • @castoputa
      @castoputa 10 месяцев назад

      @@elizabeth6505she got a hate comment that got her name wrong so we’re rolling with it 😂

  • @alexismcaloon8269
    @alexismcaloon8269 Год назад +51

    First the dead husband lady, now the Best Buy ball shaver. Josh really finds himself in some interesting conversations.

  • @charlottesmith7065
    @charlottesmith7065 Год назад +28

    I think we as listeners deserve at least a monthly Josh Welch appearance

  • @alekkocher3978
    @alekkocher3978 Год назад +25

    Here are my recommendations for manscaping patterns:
    1. Paisley (takes some experience, but it'll blow people away)
    2. Gingham (a bit basic, but good for a beginner)
    3. Polka Dot (if you are feeling fun and free)
    4. Floral (for the spring time, of course)
    Good luck!

    • @laizyvlogs
      @laizyvlogs Год назад +4

      10/10 recommendations, truly!

    • @DOCDOCFLAMINGOS
      @DOCDOCFLAMINGOS Год назад +4

      Ummmmmmm I'm sorry...... BUT.. That was some Funny Ass Shit!!!!
      Thanx for the laughs!!

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 9 месяцев назад

      I have a 5th - Herringbone
      Not to be confused with HairyBoner

  • @theresagoodaker5254
    @theresagoodaker5254 Год назад +44

    “No loose feathers” should be Josh’s new merch line.

  • @BossTycoonEsq
    @BossTycoonEsq Год назад +16

    I’m happy for Josh and Jennifer making it through their journey. Many blessings to them. Addiction is so difficult on families 🙏🏿

  • @violabeth
    @violabeth Год назад +26

    I wish Jen would run for governor of Okla.

  • @zhadley1831
    @zhadley1831 Год назад +11

    the black and white color coordination between all of y’all is so satisfying

  • @TheeTage
    @TheeTage Год назад +22

    I'm going to need I've Had It put straight into my veins. We need an international tour and would like South Africa to be first on the list. Thanks Princess Di of Podcast, our Gold Medalist Jen for your services once with the great episodes and of course Mr.Welch for gracing us in this episode.

  • @_Al__
    @_Al__ Год назад +4

    The Draft Kings ad directly after the rehab and addiction conversation cracked me tf up 💀

  • @יוחנןלויתן
    @יוחנןלויתן Год назад +4

    I'm so thrilled that my algorithm on Instagram put ya'll on my feed this morning. I've been scrolling through your clips all morning for a least an hour before coming to watch you guys. Really ya'll are top notch comedy genius & such real people. I wish I had friends like you guys.

  • @nicolebadhorn9265
    @nicolebadhorn9265 Год назад +10

    I love how pickle ball makes it into the conversation no matter what the topic is about😂👏🏻

  • @WTFITAA
    @WTFITAA Год назад +10

    Regarding Menscaping. Part one: I do manscaping before showering and vaccuum the hairs up. So 1 no clogging and 2 no small hairs stuck everywhere.
    Part two: Decide what look you want and how it fits you. So if you want to fit it to the speedo you want to fade it up to the groin area because otherwise it just looks like a wickerbasket (at the point where legs meet poolballs). For the chest do you want hairy if so what length (choose the correct guard for that, maybe start with largest guard first and move down to what length you like)? I follow the contours of the body. So similar to makeup, highlight what you want to highlight. Pitts I keep short so less sweat can collect and smell it up. Shoulders I keep free as I don’t like how it looks. Same for feet, I keep clear of toe/feet hair.
    Part 3: Decide if you want it to connect to the upper stomach area or if you want it completely separate. I personally connect it to the stomach moustache (the hair navel to groin) , as I like to call it, so it becomes an actual trail. Similar to Jen’s landing strip.
    Part 4: Regarding the actual d and b I can guess from Josh’ own statements he likes some hair around the d but the poolballs pretty smooth. Keep the base maybe also clear for contouring reasonings (looks bigger) I would say 1/4 to 1/2 inch. Shaping is to your own liking. Squaring it off or rounding it is up to you. Butt is pretty controversial (as much as it can be in a male space) but I keep the shute area clear of hair for hygiene.
    So always first body then groin area!
    Hope it helps
    Love the pod!

  • @DanielCatita
    @DanielCatita Год назад +2

    Greetings from Portugal! I signed up for the "Documentary Book Club" and am stuck here just rewatching the Duggars waiting for the next assignment. I've had it with empty promises!!! Keep queening!

  • @moonbeanification
    @moonbeanification 6 месяцев назад +1

    Laughter IS the best medicine, and your podcast gives me life. ♥♥♥

  • @recentral48
    @recentral48 Год назад +16

    I would love a reality show with you guys where you just travel the world and get into shenanigans.

    • @Darthlauralou
      @Darthlauralou Год назад +2

      I wanna see their reaction when they see that a lot of the rest of the world parks ass-in nose-out 😂

    • @stephh1823
      @stephh1823 Год назад +3

      They had one- it's hilarious! Sweet Home Oklahoma

    • @SL-sd3sg
      @SL-sd3sg 8 месяцев назад

      The UK would love it! ❤️🇬🇧

  • @laurayates1591
    @laurayates1591 9 месяцев назад +1

    Enjoyed the discussion. Glad to see Josh healthy and doing well.

  • @sunshower2612
    @sunshower2612 Год назад +3

    We need more Josh, I love the dynamic between the 3 of them!! Also I can't remember if Josh and Jennifer have talked about how they met, but if they haven't can we get that story? This episode was hilarious 10/10.

  • @TxPinkRosie
    @TxPinkRosie Год назад +2

    I remember the days when someone (usually a boss) had a secretary type a group memo with cc: listing all of the recipients, then have it xeroxed and distributed through the office mail system . Done, finished, no comment, end of story. No one was going to write a response and have a secretary type it and xerox and personally deliver said opinion, rebuttal or atta girl. Then email made everyone feel like they had to respond because it was so easy……so that started the need to respond to everything. And now with a group text it is so easy and makes everyone feel important. Yes, I’m old as shit. I also a gun toting Texas Republican. A lot of what y’all say pisses me off, but then I really need a good belly laugh to get me through my crappy life…so here I am. Thanks!

  • @paularembert
    @paularembert Год назад +4

    Great episode today ladies (and Josh). I listen to you when I'm walking and I was cracking up when Josh was talking about his Best Buy adventure. I'm sure people thought I was having a seizure or something.

  • @laurenashley90
    @laurenashley90 Год назад +1

    Yes I sure did go straight to Patreon, & Ive had it with myself that I didn’t pay attention & didn’t know about it until now. What a happy day.

  • @wakandaforever5328
    @wakandaforever5328 Год назад +4

    You are absolutely right! Addiction touches everyone!! ❤ You Ladies!!!

  • @purplelavendar393
    @purplelavendar393 Год назад +18

    I love these ladies! Josh is so funny! BTW! When I heard of what happened at burning man I immediately thought of you guys.
    Jennifer and Pumps are assuming the supremacy, becoming supremes in front of our very eyes and I’m here for it! Josh.. nice hair!

    • @skepticalotter2983
      @skepticalotter2983 Год назад +2

      I was hoping Kylie had went again. That was my favorite episode.

    • @apmeehan
      @apmeehan Год назад +1

      Something happened at burning man? Oh man I can’t wait to look up this juice thanks for the headsup lol

  • @roxananewman4926
    @roxananewman4926 Год назад +4

    I couldn't run on the treadmill because I was laughing too much. THANKS

  • @kelseywood5742
    @kelseywood5742 Год назад +7

    Always my favorite guest! Josh brings out the beat in both of you!

  • @marilynmadison9979
    @marilynmadison9979 Год назад +7

    The Manscape story is the - Best Story - Ever!!

  • @Nikki_Teen
    @Nikki_Teen Год назад +10

    I nearly crashed my car when Jennifer said “as an athlete” 💀💀

  • @nwad3322
    @nwad3322 Год назад +5

    I love it when Josh is on. I think of him whenever I hear about a new “sea salt spray”.

  • @nontrinary
    @nontrinary Год назад +10

    Having a husband that can pass a gay man is quite the compliment! You struck gold, gal!

  • @candy2325
    @candy2325 Год назад +3

    Josh is so funny 😂 I loved his other story of the woman who said her husband was dead in an awkward conversation when he clearly wasn’t and now this ball shaving product at a electronics store ..I can’t 😭😭😭

  • @lesaint770
    @lesaint770 Год назад +2

    I’m going to be in deposition today so a Josh episode this morning is just what I needed to start my day on what will sure be its single high note.

  • @mclopezs
    @mclopezs Год назад +1

    As a server/bartender I rather know right away if something is wrong and how I can fix it. Sometimes putting in orders and how they print in the kitchen things get lost in translation. Also if it’s busy and the cooks are rushing and they’re used to cooking something a certain way is just automatic for them. Also when the food is ran it might get switched with another tables dish. A lot of things can go wrong so I don’t take it personal when if someone lets me know it’s not what they wanted.

  • @0892cxz
    @0892cxz Год назад +3

    This shopping story is absolute madness and i love it 😂😂

  • @HighVibe001
    @HighVibe001 Год назад +5

    Jennifer calling herself an athlete took me out!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @soonertutoring
    @soonertutoring Год назад +13

    So happy for Josh’s new extra inch 😂

  • @naughtonbynature
    @naughtonbynature Год назад +2

    I have never received this level of service at Best Buy

  • @bubbaj4213
    @bubbaj4213 Год назад

    Thank you Ladies for another wonderful hilarious show! Thoroughly enjoyed the discussion with Josh. Keep the shows coming. It’s a better week with I’ve Had It.

  • @lindseydavis6878
    @lindseydavis6878 Год назад +1

    🤣 thank you! I love you all!!! Josh ❤ the Best Buy manscaping story…Will live forever in my heart. And also Shocked you weren’t a pro at that already! Lol❤

  • @mwc102
    @mwc102 Год назад

    Ladies, this may be your best one yet, you’ve done a lot of them thus far. Always a treat when Josh could join. Keep up the great work. Love you ladies.

  • @shilohgalanius
    @shilohgalanius Год назад +1

    Long time listener here. My dad just passed away from his addiction… I’m 22 and damn it’s hard

  • @UsernamesForDummies
    @UsernamesForDummies 8 месяцев назад

    In my sports club there was a sign hanging right next to the rafters that said:” The spectator can’t do it as well, but always knows better.” I loved that because it is so true. Observing spectators throwing their hands up in the air, screaming obscenities and yelling their tactics and game plans whilst telling everybody how they’d have done it better/differently, gets my blood boiling. And you can bet on it that the loudest jerk has a gut hanging over his pants, ketchup on his shirt and mustard clinging on to dear life in the corner of his mouth. Just pipe down and take a seat!

  • @lulubebe3901
    @lulubebe3901 Год назад +1

    Just recently found you guys, (remembered you from the show) - love the pods & love Josh Welch - you all have the perfectly, dry, sarcastic real life humor 💜🙌

  • @donate1sttt
    @donate1sttt Год назад +1

    So Today is 9-7-23. I'm in Maui volunteering. This podcast King Josh, Queen Pumper makes much needed laughs. Now the leader of the pac Jennifer rules the roost!!! Lordy Josh at least x1 weekly 😂😮😅

  • @Riaanbls
    @Riaanbls Год назад

    I am from South Africa and Absolutely love Your podcast . You are both brilliant! 💗

  • @nghtguy13
    @nghtguy13 Год назад

    Came back to watch this after the most recent episode. Yall are great. ❤❤
    Also, I'm glad that I found you guys through your channel here. I didn't even know there was a bravo show about you because I never watch TV. Just goes to show how awesome this podcast is.

  • @Laudydaudy
    @Laudydaudy Год назад +1

    This podcast is highlighting the fourth step so you are indeed beacons of mental and physical health ;) helping so many identify resentments in order to process and heal.

  • @LisaPhillips4494
    @LisaPhillips4494 10 месяцев назад

    Another great show❤❤. My husband has been "Manscapping " for years😂😂

  • @joe_estrada
    @joe_estrada Год назад

    There should be an option when sending a group text that asks if recipients can reply/react. The answer will almost always be “NO.”

  • @CS-qs5wn
    @CS-qs5wn Год назад +4

    We should start a count of how many times Jennifer say pickleball

  • @thriftin_kristin2180
    @thriftin_kristin2180 Год назад +2

    When you reminded us he was at Best Buy I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyengler8019
    @emilyengler8019 Год назад +2

    No one talks about under arm hair! Can we make trimming under arm hair a norm? My husband is well manicured and even manscapes! However, there is nothing grosser than cuddling up with him and getting an armpit full of wiry chaos (filled with deodorant clumps) to the face. I’VE HAD IT!

  • @sarah-fina
    @sarah-fina 10 месяцев назад +1

    I really pissed my boss off by telling her to take me off this fucking text chain.. she was interrupting my day off with work shit… On my day off I don’t give a shit about work. This is exactly what I posted in the text to the whole building..

  • @Tahteeahnuh
    @Tahteeahnuh Год назад

    The dead husband story lives absolutely rent free in my head

  • @jennyzimmerman3481
    @jennyzimmerman3481 Год назад

    I love this. Both my hubby and i both had treatment situations and it's a shit show but when it's over and you can laugh about the mess... It's so good

  • @angelxrose9689
    @angelxrose9689 3 месяца назад

    Episodes with Josh are my absolute favorite!! Again if Jennifer ever wants to share or needs a break, I'm ready to woman up for the team lmao

  • @williamseltzer9916
    @williamseltzer9916 5 месяцев назад +1

    Okay I’m watching this 9 months later as I go back and watch everything. One question I have is, did Pumps ever remember her lesbian encounter? The patriots wanna know 😂

  • @melissam3438
    @melissam3438 Год назад

    I needed the first 7 minutes of this ... thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

  • @stacynorwood1007
    @stacynorwood1007 Год назад

    Jennifer-----The "Best Buy" Situation 😂😂😂 you had me hollering!!! Pumps your laugh!!! Josh, giving you alll the Manscaping powers!!! Lovvveeee seeing you on the show!!! You should be apart of the Hot Shit Tour!!!! ❤❤

  • @alba279
    @alba279 Год назад +3

    I mean... A 5-time-rehaber with a fabulous haircut and no pubes, the princess Diana of Oklahoma City and a pro athlete... Dynamite 😂

  • @Mybestfriendlivesinboston
    @Mybestfriendlivesinboston Год назад +4

    I hope the Best Buy employee gets to hear this 😂

  • @melindagoolsby9345
    @melindagoolsby9345 Год назад +1

    By far one of the best!! Thx Josh..fuck my life I've never laughed so hard...makes me question why this episode had me rolling. My life is shit..I've had it

  • @kathykarin5008
    @kathykarin5008 Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG I am dying...The dude at

  • @pattibellifemine10
    @pattibellifemine10 Год назад +3

    Josh is hysterical…a great podcast!

  • @Simonicity
    @Simonicity Год назад +1

    Discussion of addiction issues followed by a gambling ad is crazy to me.

  • @anonhuman4178
    @anonhuman4178 Год назад +1

    We need to saw that sofa in half because I cant handle the two of you on a single sitting device like this is the Brady Bunch interviews... no. I've had it with the one piece shared sitting device on this show.

  • @seanmchutchison4679
    @seanmchutchison4679 Год назад +3

    Cracking up at the best buy story 😂

  • @DrDroog29
    @DrDroog29 Год назад

    I agree with Pumps’ order philosophy. I’m giving a restaurant my money, I expect what I paid for. And as a food service worker, I expect to give people who give me money exactly what they ordered. The restaurant experience is for the consumer. As a food worker, we are basically telling people we can provide a better experience than they can get at home if they pay us. A wrong order isn’t that.

  • @kayykind
    @kayykind Год назад +1

    Ain’t no way you’re dissing pumps for being a Karen by sending back food and shaming her, then immediately giving a whole ass commercial on online gaming with the auctioneer voice I’m deaddd

    • @kayykind
      @kayykind Год назад

      Like if you’re trying to give the whole woke hip thing then maybe don’t do that

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein 9 месяцев назад

    14:47 Holy shit, I did not know RUclips had that feature!

  • @marykoontz6640
    @marykoontz6640 Год назад +3

    I refuse to believe that Josh Welch has had a full bush his entire life. I also refuse to believe Jennifer Welch has dealt with that her whole marriage 😂

  • @christinestewart987
    @christinestewart987 10 месяцев назад

    Seriously..best clip Ever. Fran Liebowitz "Just Imagine if the telephone had been invented After texting...people would be in Awe of an Actual rad invention where you actually Use your voice and ears! Omg you can so like actually talk and listen! Like omg sooooo cool"😱🙏🤪

  • @dmaria8684
    @dmaria8684 Год назад +2

    I love josh appearances! He’s the best 😂

  • @darin050695
    @darin050695 Год назад +2

    I’ve had it with not having a name. Are we Haddies or Hatties? I’m not buying a shirt that says Twatties.

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature Год назад +1

      haddies is pretty good, almost like had it baddies.

    • @darin050695
      @darin050695 Год назад +1

      @@doublefeature Had Asses!

  • @noahholliday9761
    @noahholliday9761 Год назад +1

    Josh is a man, he just has that drawl that a lot of people can mistake for gay. He's definitely a dude, and his trek to Best Buy to find a mentor for man scaping is the biggest clue.

  • @Motions_AP
    @Motions_AP Год назад

    Revisited the manscaping EP. Verdict is in. When someone asks me my type, I will simply say “Josh is my type” with no context. Yup.

  • @warrenmunroe1956
    @warrenmunroe1956 Год назад

    When Josh said "we're not going to use the like button" RUclips's like button glowed up rainbow for me to press it. I'm sorry RUclips recognizes calls to action likes now in videos?!

  • @jaygatz4335
    @jaygatz4335 10 месяцев назад

    "Flirtation with Karen." These ladies are human!

  • @KyshiaMarie
    @KyshiaMarie Год назад

    Too many people tell me “they’re bad at texting” for me to trust people to read my text without responding and no read receipts

  • @CalliopexMaria
    @CalliopexMaria Год назад +2

    I hope the podcast invites the legal eagle guy who has a youtube channel related to law. That man basically looks like josh without glasses 😂

  • @miahujcs
    @miahujcs Год назад

    Pumps and Jennifer, I’ve had it with RUclips videos not segmenting the ad space. I’m forced to watch the sponsor reads and attempting to fast forward requires skilled finger precision to stop and start a video. I just don’t have that dexterity or patience. RUclipsrs need to segment their videos!! Help me.

  • @markivicic7194
    @markivicic7194 Год назад

    More Josh, please! He is so handsome and wise. You are a lucky lady, Jennifer.

  • @brandonkohler8700
    @brandonkohler8700 Год назад

    Ya know.. I’m gay, definitely not on the left… I will say this.. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YALL!! Keep doing what you’re doing and don’t ever fucking apologize!

  • @markwagoner3599
    @markwagoner3599 2 месяца назад

    I havs had it! I ordered a white pizza with broccoli and shrimp. When I got it all the shrimp still had their tails attached. I called them back up to complain about that they told me to take the tail off then. I've had it with stupid shit like that.

  • @AmyBlack1206
    @AmyBlack1206 3 месяца назад

    Josh, you should’ve used a tubshoom in your drain. It would’ve caught all your hairy bits. It’s also great for normal hair. It stops so much hair from going down the drain.
    You two got the item out of the package.😂😂😂. That’s right up there when in an adult store buying a vibrator and they take it out of said package, place batteries in it to make sure it works. 😂😂😂😂😂💙
    Best podcast ever!!! Love from PA

  • @janieclark4009
    @janieclark4009 Год назад +2

    Oh my! I love you girls but Josh had me laughing so hard. He needs to be a regular.

  • @kylecj221
    @kylecj221 Год назад +1

    I use my Manscaped Lawn Mower 4.0 to carve out a paisley pattern from my bush. Sometimes I even go with a chevron pattern

    • @alexdatoss8962
      @alexdatoss8962 Год назад +2

      Jen should pick a wallpaper she likes and have Josh stencil it 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @kylecj221
      @kylecj221 Год назад

      @@alexdatoss8962 you’re onto something my friend

  • @dylanhallowell5412
    @dylanhallowell5412 Год назад +3

    LOVE A GOOD JOSH EPISODE!

  • @Kery_78
    @Kery_78 Год назад

    I went to outback a few months ago, and for the first time I had to send a dish back. I didn’t even wanted anymore. But I wasn’t going to eat a Mac and cheese that smelled rotten. I felt so ashamed. But I tipped the waitress 25%

  • @lensangster6411
    @lensangster6411 8 месяцев назад

    LOL...Target sells them...I think you should have the Best Buy guy on the podcast and Josh .

  • @wdkanyer1
    @wdkanyer1 Год назад +1

    These gals take me back to my days living in Texas and dating Oklahomans. Jennifer and Josh are a beautiful couple! @Pumps: please send me your arm workout immediately. (PS: I guess I’ll forgive you for being OU and OSU fans)

  • @jaygatz4335
    @jaygatz4335 10 месяцев назад

    Can hardly wait for Jennifer's Olympic pickle ball final!

  • @HoustonKeith72
    @HoustonKeith72 Год назад +1

    I’ve had it. I want a big jar on the table. Every time Jennifer says “pickle ball,” she has to put a dollar in the jar. Love ya!

  • @Bigtuna1426
    @Bigtuna1426 Год назад

    Overly tanned pumps is an absolute treat.