V*ginas Don't Look Like They Used To - Comedian CP - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2023
- Some of these (insert body part here) look like someone ate them already.
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Originally filmed 7/23/23
Videographer: Omar @badsplice
Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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Clips from the country’s hottest and funniest stand-up comedy show, Chocolate Sundaes. Held Every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
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The 🐱 smoking a cigarette had me SCREAMING!😭😭😭💀
Ooh I wanna hear ya next time 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭
This ninja lookalike Crash Bandicoot the video game character.
Yea and put the MF out too😂😂😂
I was Hollering on God 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀
"C'mon in young man." As he puts the cigarette butt out with his foot. I'm dead. 💀
I appreciate CP appreciating his own joke going over well with the crowd 😆
🖐🏻👮🏻♂️
Facts. He be letting that shit breathe.
He’s hilarious he put the cigarette out in said come on in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Young man 😅
His imagination is krazy 😂😂😂
Come on in young man!!
“Ima stank maaaan” this set was funny af 😂😂😂
" What She eat??? Onion's!!!.. this bitch here" .....I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
That took the women out. Good comedians are intellectuals
CP doesn't tell jokes, his eyes say it first and his mouth just repeats. 😂
😂😂
This. Is. Hilarious. 🔝
roast me joke worthy lolol
@@lastlvl CP can see it coming 100 miles away.
If we stuck him Inna spaceship we could lidar the universe.
His eyes so big one time he sneezed with them open an old lady screamed "ROCK SLIDE".
He once stopped a runaway train with eye telekinesis.
@@robgarcia1181 you still got time to save yo legacy my boy.
"Who the hell sent you down here" while smoking and those bugged out eyes! 😂😂😂😂
“Come on in young man” got me 😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Maaaan this joint had me ROLLING!🤣🤣 "Who sent'chu down here"? "Imma stank man..imma stank"😭😭😭
😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Cp is the king of joke break downs... the side banter attached to the jokes he comes up with .... IS COMPLETELY UNPARALLEL TO ANYONE ELSE IVE HEARD
True, only other person I've heard do it is Robin Williams.
@@reinaldopessoa2603 tru..an I still think he can't hold a candle next to CP.. if CP was in as many movies as Robin Williams... He would have Eddie Murphy money by Now lol
@@Yurrr823 😄😄 well let's not be crazy, not even Jim Carrey has Eddie Murphy money.
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@@Yurrr823🖐🏻👮🏻♂️
You can tell the difference between comedians who force jokes and those who are just funny asf. CP definitely one of them ones the shit is God given..💯
My boy smelled his hand 😂😂😂😂
How this feels like CP channelling Bernie Mac.... 😂😂😂😂 god Damn it's crazy
Chewed up....the little line. I'm done! 😂😂😂😂
We need that Netflix special 😂😂😂
He did his special like a month he's not sure where he's releasing it yet. Can't cause I heard it was beyond 🔥
Thats so exciting @@reinaldopessoa2603
Yea he’s ready!!! 😂
My dyslexic ass thought that said "Cervix Special" 😂
The cigarette smoker is too funny 😂😴
Great job being a hater....u are in rare form with the negativity
"C'mon in young man". I hollered. 😅
It was the puttin out of
the butt forMe!😅🤣👌🏽
CP’s act outs are unparalleled. In my opinion some of his best work that gets slept on a lot 💯
CP mad hilarious!!! When he started talking about today's coochies, I was gone!!! LMFAO
When he said it looked like and old ass man and imma stank...took me all the way out 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
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3:17 When The Coochie Put The Cigarette Out I Fell 😂😂. CP Foolish Asf ☠️‼️
Come on in here young man! 😂😂😂😂
I'm a simple man, I see CP, I'm watching. Mans is effortlessly hilarious.
Hold up 🖐🏻👮🏻♂️
His ability of adding personality to support his jokes is top tier. The banter just rolled off, very genuine and funny.
CP is a wild boy!😂🤦🏾
"WHO SENT YOU DOWN HEEYUH!!" LMAO!!
"Imma stank man, imma stank" 😂😂😂😂😂🤢🤮
😅😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro that was a great fooking set!!! I legit laughed my ass off. The concept was dope and the pussy putting out that cig was instant classic!
Looking like someone ate it already...omfg im dying 😂🤣💀
I’m literally crying 🤣🤣 CP is hilarious.
This is one of the BEST I've ever seen on this channel 👌🏾 😂😂😂
I'm bout to research this brothers whole career 😂
CP always gives me a deep laugh 😂😂
At 4:20 the spirit of Eddie Murphy enveloped this man's soul for a second 😂
He ain't never lied 😂😂😂😂
CP always bringing the funny 💯👏🏾😂😂
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I don't know why I click on this, but glad I did, this dude actually had me 😂😂💜
The personification of modern society is always funny, but sad 😅
Hilarious…very original and authentic set!!! 🤣
This dude thought process is dope🤣💯
Not the coochie smokin 🤣🤣🤣
Ebreastile dysfunction is brilliant
CP never disappoints! 🤣
CP a fool😂😂😂
I laughed with my full chest! I didn't expect anything he said, but the foolishness got me 🤭! Furbies are still out there though 😌
When the kitty started talking like an old man 😂
CP consistently has good standup
"Is this my table?" 😂
He put the cigarette out 😂and said come on in young man.
CP/Reggie Bo is still killing it 😂😂😂
“The cmon in young man” - Got me weak! 😂😂😂😂
Karlous, CP, and Ali the funniest niggas in the world...PERIOD. Top 3 current black comedians, hands down. Godfrey a strong number 4, but those 3....if they in a room...they taking it over.
Corey Holcomb got it like that too. I would put him at 1 then the rest and Sydney at the 5
Y'all must not know about Tony Roberts. Can't leave him out.
Colonic is a classic
@chrisisslick he great too but he previous/90s generation
@primereholmes9685 I feel like Corey more of a joke writer. For example I cant listen to Corey talk on podcasts all day, he get old quick with the same jokes...like it always come back to "that b*itch ain't shit!" My top 3 can talk about anything with anybody for HOURS and have you laughing nonstop the whole time. I seen CP tell a white guy he got wrestler hair and did a Jeff hardy actout...HILARIOUS!
Bricc Baby funny as hell
"Look at us!" 😂
Sucked the titties into their FULL glory!😂
Did y'all miss the line about the slit?? He said let me back up, maybe l missed the p***y😂😂😂😂😂. C'mon on in young man...Instant classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ What’s its name? plurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 😂😂😂
CP a goon!
"come on in young man" 😂😂😂
CP is a phenom! 💪🏾✌🏾😂
He's the best at this right now. Vets included
When I was looking up this video I typed in the last line of the video let me back up!🤣🤣🤣This is hilarious CP is hilarious
Congrats on 400k! 🥳💪🏾 it’s been awhile but great to see the channel has grown 🔥
😂😂😂 CP a Detroit Legend fasho
CP is a living legend 🙌
Fasho
"come on in here young man"😂😂😂😂
Im screaming. Cp is so funny istg
CP's mind is crazy!!!!!!
Sooo many women got SOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE!! 😂😂😂
“Come on in here young man”😂😂😂
I love full, unshaved bush!
Home team 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
CP a funny guy. Lol. Smart brutha too! Much success to him. 💪🏾💯
LOLLLLL!!! - This is one of the best sets I’ve seen for 2023. Wow. 😂
“Come on in here young man” 😅😂
A little Furby😂😂😂
CP OMGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach is killing me
Thanks for the laughs I needed this 👍💯🙏
I cannot contain myself laughing at this video lmfao
He a fool dawg😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂" oohhhhh that's a wet one " cp hell boi
😂😂😂😂😂😂He ain't even lying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CP is a freaking genius! The originality and the delivery is unmatched!!!!
HE IS REALLY INTRICATE!
This was hilarious good job!
"Not at the beginning" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mane this guy needs to blow all the way up. Love CP!
“Ima stank man” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro is one of the GOATS😂😂
"Come on in young man" 😂😂😂
I miss Reggie Bo! You gotta bring him back 😂
1:26 not the wind up lmao
First time seeing him, will not be the last!! LOL!!
Omg this dude had me cracking up. He’s just stupid. Can you imagine him roasting friends at a party? You can’t go against him😂
CP eyes pop out the socket every time he sneeze
Yet another good Preacher with the set! haha!
Had me crying laughing lmao!
One of today’s greats 💯
funniest i've heard in a while... shxts b reallll funny, i genuinely laughed the whole time
I already knew this was gonna be hilarious. I wasn’t ready.
Lmao CP the 🐐
Top 50 comedian in America right now! Lol
“That’s a wet one!” 😂😂😂💀
That FLOORED me!😂
I just busted out laughing at work!!
Omg 💀🪦
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coochie be having the mighty beans expression