Lizzo Ruined Fat Girls - Comedian Henry Coleman - Chocolate Sundaes Standup

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @celestialnubian
    @celestialnubian Год назад +797

    Not everyone should be laughing. You want 50 percent laughing and 50 percent horrified.
    -Grandmaster Patrice O'Neal

    • @arand4125
      @arand4125 Год назад +49

      Love people who not only know Patrice, but know his material. Wish he was still alive. GOAT

    • @williejones7642
      @williejones7642 Год назад +27

      Patrice was RELENTLESS he would keep going till a woman snapped 😂

    • @augustusbrown5320
      @augustusbrown5320 Год назад

      💯💯💯

    • @idkmanwhat9279
      @idkmanwhat9279 Год назад +5

      Patrice is a goat for a reason RIP PATRICE

    • @arand4125
      @arand4125 Год назад +3

      @@idkmanwhat9279 100. People dont know that he was over other comedians. Bill Burr, Kevin Heart, etc. They all respected him. That was just the comedy part. Dude killed it on the dating stuff as well. Not directing that at you, just amazed at all of the things he once said being so relevant in 2023

  • @tess4832
    @tess4832 Год назад +487

    Considering the news that dropped today, the timing couldn’t be more perfect

    • @southeastasiandude
      @southeastasiandude Год назад +9

      What news?

    • @odin9547
      @odin9547 Год назад

      @@southeastasiandudej look up lizzo n news bruh

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  Год назад +128

      Right! we didn't plan that at all. Look at God!

    • @southeastasiandude
      @southeastasiandude Год назад +5

      @@ChocolateSundaes no one's gonna tell me?

    • @ungoyone
      @ungoyone Год назад +73

      ​@southeastasiandude Apparently she's in hot shit right now cuz a lot of folks that worked for her are ousting her on her BS. Big girl had the audacity to talk down to her dancers that were gaining a little weight.
      Can't stand pop culture BS but it is funny, to me at least.

  • @JonDohemey-fr8fp
    @JonDohemey-fr8fp Год назад +108

    "haven't even failed yet in life" I'm dead 😂

  • @trixie898989
    @trixie898989 Год назад +340

    This 65 y.o. big white women found this hilarious. This reminds me of the comedy of my youth. Say whatever you want to. Henry, you're a gem! 😂

    • @jaycesmith7899
      @jaycesmith7899 Год назад +3

      It's some 26+ y.o. B-Dubs that fit this narrative too?

    • @kalipw0210
      @kalipw0210 Год назад

      So you cool with a brick to the face for trying to break up with a pos like this? You have some serious self worth issues and I hope you don't actually put up with schitt like this.

  • @roblovethecomedian
    @roblovethecomedian Год назад +189

    Henry Coleman is hilarious. 1 of the most dedicated comedians to the craft. 💯

    • @nebriancoleman4704
      @nebriancoleman4704 Год назад +2

      This is the first time I've seen him, but I'm going to check him out and find out who his grandmother is!

    • @sunwise5769
      @sunwise5769 Год назад

      80% of this guy's act are jokes stolen from Corey Holcomb. Corey been saying all this stuff every week on the 5150 show for over 10 years

    • @ComedianMoGreen
      @ComedianMoGreen 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@sunwise5769Henry has been doing comedy for over 20 years though period logic just thinks alike. From Patrice O'Neal to TK Kirkland to Corey Holcomb to Henry Coleman. They're all going to be kind of similar similar but I've never heard Corey say jokes specifically like this and I've been following him for years

    • @lamonjokes
      @lamonjokes 4 месяца назад

      You need to check henry resume. These def his jokes lol

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 Год назад +77

    "Gimme my key back" in fat girl voice is hilarious 😂😂😂. I'm so childish sometimes lol

  • @Okoyeh
    @Okoyeh Год назад +36

    “I’ve been hilarious” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MRKOCAINN
    @MRKOCAINN Год назад +204

    I swear that comedians on Chocolate Sundays predict the future 😂. First Sydney, now Henry 💯

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod Год назад +147

    He not lying....got put out by a big girl myself 😂

    • @AyesheIsAlwaysLovely
      @AyesheIsAlwaysLovely Год назад +15

      Get your money up, then u can get your own spot. Nobody can put u out then!

    • @raysolowke4708
      @raysolowke4708 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @riosworld700
      @riosworld700 4 месяца назад +5

      Big girl said no to me recently.. first time in 20 years of knowing her 🤦🏾‍♂️ thanks Lizzo

    • @PA-zt6xu
      @PA-zt6xu 2 месяца назад

      lol!!!!!!!

    • @iceavelli7667
      @iceavelli7667 Месяц назад

      😂

  • @xdemonikgamingx9168
    @xdemonikgamingx9168 Год назад +323

    He got a point! No man I know including myself has had issues with big women until lizzo showed up! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @jamisonjohnson8521
      @jamisonjohnson8521 Год назад +16

      Factual 😂

    • @lonewolfzzz
      @lonewolfzzz Год назад +5

      True ......

    • @victorpena3129
      @victorpena3129 Год назад +17

      This has to stop no wonder crime is going up

    • @MrSouthSioux
      @MrSouthSioux Год назад

      Man killed me with this. LMAO!!!!! @@victorpena3129

    • @TripleR250
      @TripleR250 Год назад +15

      It's more to do with social media making every female including the fats ones way too picky with options it's not any specific singer or actor just social media.

  • @Lyonessi
    @Lyonessi Год назад +117

    I love a bittersweet crowd. Hearing a few genuine laughs bounce around the room tastes delicious

    • @jenisefaulkner7918
      @jenisefaulkner7918 Год назад +7

      Like a chocolate sundae

    • @kalipw0210
      @kalipw0210 Год назад +1

      Yeah that brick to the face fortrying to break up with a dude is phuckin hilarious...

  • @SantiXiAmaru
    @SantiXiAmaru Год назад +61

    "GIMME MY KEY BACK" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaredlhulum
    @jaredlhulum Год назад +87

    i could feel the tension in the room, like ppl were afraid to laugh, and that made his set all the more hilarious!

  • @gunsbeersmemes
    @gunsbeersmemes Год назад +33

    When he did the deep breathy "Gim my key back" I laughed out loud alone in my own driveway lol

  • @shellesbby
    @shellesbby Год назад +61

    I didn't say nothing about gettin' the band back together 😂

  • @bierlichen1
    @bierlichen1 Год назад +41

    I love what he's become. I've seen his earlier sets which were good but, it seems like he's come out of his shell and doesn't give a fuck, and that makes him better. Every time he makes someone groan in the audience I know that he's touched someone's heart. Ga give me my key back voice all deep with that big throat.

  • @goncalocaldeira6536
    @goncalocaldeira6536 Год назад +28

    he put a yellow beanie and choose violence 😂😂 this last clips of him are crazy 😂

  • @arand4125
    @arand4125 Год назад +120

    He is 100% correct on big girls and also on the certain group who tries to ruin comedy by being offended by everything

  • @_MikeTerry
    @_MikeTerry Год назад +70

    Boy I would’ve been on the floor laughing if I was there 😂😂😂

  • @bierlichen1
    @bierlichen1 Год назад +42

    LOL! This brother is hilarious.

  • @jupiterjohnson7191
    @jupiterjohnson7191 Год назад +38

    Homie is hilarious! He has an old school agitate comedy style!

  • @sjbchase4766
    @sjbchase4766 Год назад +9

    That is the funniest shyt I heard all year. Coleman a damn fool ! I had to run that back

  • @-live8659
    @-live8659 Год назад +22

    This set is 100 percent super underrated! 😆 I’ve watched this 5x this week having a bad day each day and instantly my day was better! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fujiwild100s
    @Fujiwild100s Год назад +24

    It’s something about Chicago that produces the best of the best comedians. We’re a different breed of people and funny frfr 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @richkidboywonder
      @richkidboywonder Год назад

      U ever listen to ray lipowski? He a White dude from Chicago but cold AF!

    • @Fujiwild100s
      @Fujiwild100s Год назад

      @@richkidboywonder I’m a have to check him out 🤔

    • @dvdjordan
      @dvdjordan Год назад +6

      He's from Memphis actually.

    • @richkidboywonder
      @richkidboywonder Год назад

      @@dvdjordan ray?

    • @Fujiwild100s
      @Fujiwild100s Год назад

      @@dvdjordan 😂😂 you wish. Since when did Memphis have a 773 area code?

  • @NeverAsked1996
    @NeverAsked1996 Год назад +7

    The genuine gasps and disbelief of the audience 😂😂😂

  • @spiderpimp33
    @spiderpimp33 Год назад +10

    He is not lying! Wow! 🤣🤣🤣 Been there, done that!

  • @warriorj8658
    @warriorj8658 Год назад +17

    It’s perfect the way he gives the audience a few seconds to process his humor lol

  • @emissary_kyle
    @emissary_kyle Год назад +9

    That brick comment aged like a fine spiced wine. WOW!!! Dude didn't just choose violence, homie chose a whole damned massacre.

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick Год назад +20

    I like how he be like “okay….okay….” when the joke gets out of hand

  • @Don-hh4ff
    @Don-hh4ff Год назад +13

    Them 2 at the front laughing hard asf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DaHulkFromSoldat
    @DaHulkFromSoldat Год назад +9

    This material is 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones Год назад +9

    The DISRESPECT I am hollering

  • @NexusFantismo
    @NexusFantismo Год назад +48

    Somes dudes like big girls..
    But lets be real. Most men wouldn't choose big girls if they got their stuff together and had real options. Like Chris Rock said...a man is only as faithful as his options. 💯

  • @expertguy101
    @expertguy101 Год назад +9

    One of the greatest sets ever

  • @cd4655
    @cd4655 Год назад +6

    Dam I wish I could type with sound “give me my key back” 😂

  • @LanisDad1185
    @LanisDad1185 Год назад +6

    There is none more fearless than Dr. Henry Coleman

  • @nicholusgolden1526
    @nicholusgolden1526 Год назад +4

    Whenever I see a Henry Coleman update, I know I’m about to 😂😂

  • @jamaalthecashier
    @jamaalthecashier Год назад +20

    This man is too good! 😂

  • @dtwelve2086
    @dtwelve2086 Год назад +14

    Lizzzo was after the clizzo, i mean the jizzo, i meant the scizzo ✂ 🤸

  • @WarhorseCEO
    @WarhorseCEO Год назад +8

    Impeccable timing. 😂😂😂

  • @tweetypiebaby
    @tweetypiebaby Год назад +8

    He ain't lying tho 😂😂😂

  • @d3mist0clesgee12
    @d3mist0clesgee12 Год назад +9

    Henry Coleman underrated, funny as hell

  • @midwestlivin7029
    @midwestlivin7029 4 месяца назад +1

    Yall have a good night. Ima be a star. 🤣💪🏿💯
    Facts!!!!!!!

  • @austinatomTV
    @austinatomTV Год назад +5

    This got me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thydevdom
    @thydevdom Год назад +27

    This is comedy!!!! "Big hoes acting like normal regular people" lmaoooo

  • @IMG530
    @IMG530 Год назад +5

    He reminds me of a Bay Area comic that said: "a gut never stopped a nut."

  • @luckysox8091
    @luckysox8091 5 месяцев назад

    I have watched this more than 5 times and still cracking up ! Legendary moment🎉

  • @ofash3832
    @ofash3832 Год назад +10

    This man is Cory Holcomb without the attitude 😂❤❤

  • @tpoppy9303
    @tpoppy9303 Год назад +32

    He probably offending half the audience

  • @mannymayhem3302
    @mannymayhem3302 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is the funniest shit i've watched in a while 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidj5910
    @davidj5910 Год назад +1

    I can't even see the screen cause I'm over here crying from laughing so hard😂😂😂😂

  • @RasheedShabazz
    @RasheedShabazz Год назад +14

    Dope set. Yeah, Chocolate Sundaes look chocolate on the internet, but been lookin swirlish in LA.

    • @KiamKweli
      @KiamKweli Год назад +4

      LA itself is swirlish lol

  • @thop
    @thop Год назад +15

    As a big girl, I used to feel hurt by this, but I saw my skinny and beautiful friends go through it too, I knew it’s not about looks. If he or she is shallow, it’s just that. Hell, Beyoncé and Halle Berry got mistreated cheated on. Never settle ladies.

    • @JonesVison31
      @JonesVison31 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😅😅 never settle you better watch some Kevin S. Videos by a dog 🐩

    • @user-ji5bd6pc6k
      @user-ji5bd6pc6k 9 месяцев назад +2

      Never settle. Keep eating

    • @DamionThomas-fy8ty
      @DamionThomas-fy8ty 7 месяцев назад +1

      That’s right never settle! Keep on chewing sista!

    • @ranip7644
      @ranip7644 3 месяца назад

      Just lose the weight. Your options will be better.

  • @novalove4790
    @novalove4790 Год назад +16

    As a big girl, this is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mopreme3605
    @mopreme3605 Год назад +11

    DUDE FUNNY AF 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adriennewalker7898
    @adriennewalker7898 Год назад +7

    I can't 😂 he is like patrice oneal and corey holcomb combined

  • @notyou4456
    @notyou4456 Год назад +7

    "Gimme my key back" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deepstate7264
    @deepstate7264 Год назад +7

    This man is magic

  • @junebugspade7771
    @junebugspade7771 Год назад +13

    Between Lizzo and “I woke up like this”, it’s been a wrap 😂

  • @advancedmonkey7702
    @advancedmonkey7702 Год назад +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I havent laugh this hard in a long long time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @9000worlds
    @9000worlds Год назад +4

    He gone be a star

  • @TheEnigm8
    @TheEnigm8 11 месяцев назад +1

    He's going straight to slow burning hell for that fat joke😂😂

  • @RickRijuanaPro
    @RickRijuanaPro Год назад +8

    You lose ick length with a big bish 😂😂😂

  • @artvandalay9711
    @artvandalay9711 Год назад +5

    Haven't even failed yet, in life

  • @ENTERJAYKASHI
    @ENTERJAYKASHI Год назад +2

    We need more of this guy😂😂

  • @Imagineunicorns_zm
    @Imagineunicorns_zm Год назад +2

    You wrong for this bro! 😂

  • @justythrasher
    @justythrasher Год назад +3

    The world needs this man

  • @LoveAlways1002
    @LoveAlways1002 Год назад +1

    Saw him in DC on Friday at the Because They're Funny Comedy Festival....he was hilarious!!!! I wanted him to win!!!!❤😂❤😂

  • @samuelvieira5073
    @samuelvieira5073 Год назад +2

    best comedy clip I've seen in years

  • @ronanderson8490
    @ronanderson8490 Год назад +3

    This dude needs to be a character in a movie.

  • @kemocali6504
    @kemocali6504 Год назад +5

    2:00 👈🏾
    The funniest part is to hear the audience awkward laugh .

  • @beentay21
    @beentay21 Год назад +3

    Timing is impeccable

  • @MitchellBahamas
    @MitchellBahamas Год назад +16

    This aged well

  • @SonofSamhein
    @SonofSamhein Год назад +2

    He is one of my new favorites: he don't GIVE A*lmaoooo*..............!!

  • @chocdubbie
    @chocdubbie Год назад +2

    This was the realest and the funniest shit I have heard in a long time

  • @madninja7319
    @madninja7319 Год назад +1

    Instant Fan!!😂😂😂

  • @cuteguy9358
    @cuteguy9358 Год назад +2

    Hilarious!! LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @my2cents361
    @my2cents361 Год назад +65

    If anyone is offended it’s only because of this whole “play nice” culture and personally I’m sick of it🤮
    This was truthful AND funny!✅✅😄

    • @richiesworld1
      @richiesworld1 Год назад +6

      Calm down perpetually angry man, and enjoy this here comedy 🤙🏾

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 Год назад

      It wasn't that truthful, just absurd, which is what's funny. C'mon man, no one will dismiss most molestations BUT, the sentiment comes from a real place, which makes it funny.
      Relax, just jokes.

    • @Tam974eva
      @Tam974eva Год назад +3

      You dating a bigger woman means "you failed in life" is not truthful. It's just a problematic opinion--in fact a disgusting and dehumanizing statement to make. There are kinder ways of joking. I was with him until he said this.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 Год назад

      @@Tam974eva It's a joke, relax. That delivery alone is hilarious and absurd.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 Год назад

      @@Tam974eva Dating someone doesn't define your life, that's silly.

  • @chellio6463
    @chellio6463 Год назад +2

    Y’all upload timing is impeccable

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  Год назад

      totally unplanned. We just blessed. Look at God 😂

  • @DubraeStafford
    @DubraeStafford Год назад +2

    My new fav comedian....

  • @veshtitsaaudioworks8736
    @veshtitsaaudioworks8736 Год назад +3

    How people got silent near the end broo 😂😂

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 Год назад +5

    Yooooo he a whole fool for this one

  • @z6nesensei
    @z6nesensei Год назад +3

    this is golden😂😂😂😂

  • @growingwithjoy
    @growingwithjoy Год назад +4

    Lmfaooo this is so controversial!!!! But so good!!!!!!!

  • @MCRAIDER40
    @MCRAIDER40 Год назад +2

    Oh my god!!! A real comedian in 2023

  • @lonsolo5607
    @lonsolo5607 Год назад +2

    🤣Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TripleR250
    @TripleR250 Год назад +18

    As a fat guy myself I get so frustrated when people tell me to just get a fat girl they don't realise this ain't 30 years ago they so picky now social media messed everything up!

    • @Tam974eva
      @Tam974eva Год назад +5

      Ur weight doesnt mean u dont deserve basic human decency--I guess u dont believe self worth is something everyone should have.

    • @zayinseven7923
      @zayinseven7923 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tam974eva This sounds hypocritical asf

    • @ComedianMoGreen
      @ComedianMoGreen 10 месяцев назад

      Facts. I broke this down in 2017
      ruclips.net/video/WUcjw_APJBk/видео.htmlsi=mo4S7r962t5W0KYV

  • @PlanetPatbag
    @PlanetPatbag Год назад +1

    Outstanding Brotha! BRAVO

  • @DFRANKBEATZ772
    @DFRANKBEATZ772 Год назад +2

    Yoooo😂😂😂😂😂 He certified

  • @wonderboy5603
    @wonderboy5603 Год назад +4

    When he said nigga comedy is pain it hit, cause thats so true

  • @misterken03
    @misterken03 Год назад +1

    0:30 oh noooo! 🤣🤣

  • @christopherroberts8530
    @christopherroberts8530 10 месяцев назад

    The girl in the background, "What is he talking about?"😂😂😂😂

  • @ladamyre1
    @ladamyre1 Год назад +3

    Reminds me of Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy only WAAAY more 'out there".
    Yup, he's gonna be a star. Hollywood's gonna hate him a little while longer until Trump gets reelected, then he's gonna get movie after movie after movie.

  • @TheBankheadatl1
    @TheBankheadatl1 Год назад +5

    It's funny how dead-on he actually is though

  • @christopherthomas8536
    @christopherthomas8536 Год назад +5

    I can't wait

  • @NoMoney67
    @NoMoney67 6 месяцев назад

    He’s not lying!! 😂

  • @tokeysgaming7045
    @tokeysgaming7045 Год назад +2

    He killed dat shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @mattb3672
    @mattb3672 Год назад +5

    This mf not lying a big girl will turn you down saying she got options
    😂😂😂

  • @curlyhairdudeify
    @curlyhairdudeify Год назад +3

    The amount of skinny young men I have seen with BFB is insurmountable.

  • @jones4753
    @jones4753 Год назад +4

    Give me my key back 🤣