As soon as I read Men Cannot Be Emotionally Invested, I was like, oh boy here we go with another podcast.. But I am glad I was wrong. This was spot on but hilarious. 😂😂😂
That last part is dead on . My girl is vegan so she sent me to the store to get bread thinking that was an easy task but I got the wrong bread 😔. She went on about it the entire day
Ain't that the truth? Haha 😂😂😂 if I go shopping for myself.. 10 mins in and out..if she give a list of 5 items... I'm in there 1hr figuring shit out 😂😂
Aint nothin worse than ya girl send you to the store to pick something simple up and there are a bunch of options. Now you gotta take pictures of half the aisle like "which one of these you meant?" 😂😂
Imagine living in a country that has chinese economy rice. Thats a row of 40 to 50 dishes consisting of 5 types of chicken, 5 types of fish, five types of pork on and on. I dont put her in such stressfull situation where she has to take atleast 4 or 5 pictures from one end of the table to the other during peak lunch hour because I eat the same dishes when it comes to economy rice.
The mayo example is so true. Watched my dad bring dukes mayo and my mom proceeded to nag for idk how long. This was like 11 years ago. I don’t even look at the dukes mayo when I’m in the grocery store now…it scares me.
Men thinking they have to do something is a societal trait. Men's value comes from what they provide, what they can do, what they accomplish. Empathy is rarely something that was encouraged to the past generation of boys and then they raise the next generation with the same stigmas. Slowly, progress can be made but it takes effort and willingness to try. See "It's not about the nail".
I mean men doing shit is something every single culture on the planet does so it's not just "societal", it's human. Don't really have to teach it either. Boys do shit cause they like to do shit. Men just train boys to do less/more destructive shit. Shit's gonna get done regardless. Empathy just means you can understand what someone else is feeling, doesn't mean responding the same way. When men empathize enough, they do shit
This joke helped me bridge the gap between my mind and another mind of a woman in my life. It brought understanding, which in turn allowed for a peaceful resolution in a situation, whilst making us both laugh in the process. Bravo Mr. Paramore!
It's the truth though. And we CAN process - we're just not interested in processing a bunch of foolishness because it wastes time. It's like he said - "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?" That's the long and the short of it. Most men - if we don't have anything to do with the information - throw it out, so we can get to the time in the day where we don't have to worried about what we have to do. Because we have to DO stuff all day every day, not only for ourselves, but for everybody around us - even strangers and neighbors and stuff that we don't even know or like.
Honey, this is how I live!!! That's why I work in tech and get PAID. My female friends are on point and thus, most are single. Men can SAY they don't like women like he's describing, but that's who they date! I guess doers don't like doers. I just haven't found the right house husband yet. 😂
damnnn this was spot on...I swear this is me with my wife every day lol I just nod and say yup..un huh...what you want me to do about it? that's it lol
*YUP*. Even female relatives - sisters, aunts, mother - do this. They've said out loud, "Stop trying to fix this!", and I'm thinkin', "Then what the fuck are you telling me for?"
I had to teach my boyfriend, if I put the brand name, get the brand name. If I just put the item, get whatever. He got me the off-brand Emergen-C because his mom was a pharmacy tech and he grew up knowing the off-brand is the same. Cool story bro. But, get ME what I asked for. Lol.
My ex tried that shit with me and I told her to get it herself, I grew up poor as fuck pinching pennies I ain't paying for shit that I can get cheaper.
@@nottelling4548 I don't have to be grateful for someone getting me what their mom would have gotten and not what I asked for. You teach people how to treat you. You don't have to settle even if someone is doing something nice.
“We never processed that shit” Facts!!! 😂😂😂
This was the most effective counseling session I've had in a while😅
🤣
😂😂😂
Counseling by “professionals” does not work. They need to get paid, so solving your issues won’t solve their money problem.
As soon as I read Men Cannot Be Emotionally Invested, I was like, oh boy here we go with another podcast.. But I am glad I was wrong. This was spot on but hilarious. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I thought about Princella saying that men are incapable of love.
Seems like some Red Pilled comedy to me. 🤷🏾
@@IzThatitRed koolaid comedy*
Patrice Oneal... Original bit
He's low key dropping jewels
because he's a comedian but it's a message in those jokes
Lowkey
High key
Diamonds
Great material, great delivery and a memorable voice and you’re golden!
That lion king black panther shirt is 🔥🔥🔥
I was thinking the same thing
Right! I needs that!
Facts!! Where can I find it?!
Heavily agreed.
Its just... Is my guy drinking a 90s Kool-aid Burst?
That definitely caught my eye too😂
I was wondering the same!!😂😂😂😂😂
yes he is! and we have no idea why 😂
@@ChocolateSundaes 🤣🤣😂😂
And i dont know why
This mans giving game and killing me with laughs at the same time!!
lol honestly as a woman, this is actually so helpful. Thank you for your service, Mike!
He right too lol
ON GAWD, that wrong store line had me mad that it was true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh!! Facts
You grab one item, throw it the fridge, and she’ll find out when’s she’s hungry and goes for it. 🤷♂️
A to 7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro ACED IT!!!
I hope women play this at their meetings and take notes. This man should be protected at all costs!!
Take notes on what? That y’all aren’t capable of shit and we should assume you’re all the same?
If you ever thought that women would somehow change, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you… 😂
@@reesejohnson2788You shut your mouth and let us keep what hope we have left!
😢
@BellalisDope My bad, my wife keeps feeling me not to crush Ppl’s hopes. 😣
He just counseled a lot of relationships😊
Lol
The man is on stage with some Kool-Aid! That's an OG right there!
I can’t believe he spoke this much facts in such short time
That last part is dead on . My girl is vegan so she sent me to the store to get bread thinking that was an easy task but I got the wrong bread 😔.
She went on about it the entire day
Lol!
Ain't that the truth? Haha 😂😂😂 if I go shopping for myself.. 10 mins in and out..if she give a list of 5 items... I'm in there 1hr figuring shit out 😂😂
🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ she text me pictures now!
First mistake dating a vegan
Entire day 🤦♂️, we’re all dating the same person
had me in tears the whole time 😭
The deficiency part got me like “bitch I already know am slow , you don’t gotta rub it in my damn face and whisper it in my ear when we in bed”
Aint nothin worse than ya girl send you to the store to pick something simple up and there are a bunch of options. Now you gotta take pictures of half the aisle like "which one of these you meant?" 😂😂
So you don’t see what comes in your house. Are men really that stupid
No disrespect but the shit get annoying at some point. Yet men want women to tend to their needs
Aye this is so true 😂, I’m going to appreciate it more now .
Imagine living in a country that has chinese economy rice. Thats a row of 40 to 50 dishes consisting of 5 types of chicken, 5 types of fish, five types of pork on and on.
I dont put her in such stressfull situation where she has to take atleast 4 or 5 pictures from one end of the table to the other during peak lunch hour because I eat the same dishes when it comes to economy rice.
@@theallseeingeye9388good analogy
The mayo example is so true. Watched my dad bring dukes mayo and my mom proceeded to nag for idk how long. This was like 11 years ago. I don’t even look at the dukes mayo when I’m in the grocery store now…it scares me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂😂😂😂
Thought I clicked on a comedy set, but instead it was a sermon. This nigga is spitting😂
He is so underrated ❤❤❤
YES INDEED!!😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿💯💯👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Well he does deserve some more recognition for sure but he's had two specials already
He should be..... he's trash.
“Turkey. Bed.”… Facts. I DO NOT care that you ran into Tiffany from high school and that she tried to act like she didn’t remember you.
That's why all those sport shows have the rewind and slow motion, so they can figure it out!
This is funny as Fuck and ALL FACTS!
He is not kidding, spot on!!!
What do I have to do is the realest shyt I heard in a while!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never heard of u, but uve gained a new fan my man...😂😂😂 Shyt was funny and big facts!!!
How she felt along the way is facts like fammmmmmm
I start off listening too but the stories be so damn long my ears just turn off
I swear to God, this man is on point 😂😂of
" You brought home 37 different mayo just for her to say, you went to the wrong damn store" 😂😂😂
That shirt is FIRE bruh
Came here for that comment!!!
i'ma call her and have the facetime camera ON the mayo like pick one lmao
She won’t answer the phone 😂😂
Og Actully told me this in my mid 20s... didn't understand till my late 30s... changed my life once I figured it out...
I mean this whole heartedly, thank you for your services sir!
Mike is a beast!! Absolutely love his comedy!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊🤣
I swear I believe him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
resonated so deep within
He was good😂😂😂😂
I got up, i got hungry. Made me a sandwich. TURKEY! 😂😂
Men thinking they have to do something is a societal trait. Men's value comes from what they provide, what they can do, what they accomplish. Empathy is rarely something that was encouraged to the past generation of boys and then they raise the next generation with the same stigmas. Slowly, progress can be made but it takes effort and willingness to try. See "It's not about the nail".
I mean men doing shit is something every single culture on the planet does so it's not just "societal", it's human. Don't really have to teach it either. Boys do shit cause they like to do shit. Men just train boys to do less/more destructive shit. Shit's gonna get done regardless. Empathy just means you can understand what someone else is feeling, doesn't mean responding the same way. When men empathize enough, they do shit
Society is somewhat involved, but it’s also evolutionary. Men have had to do shit since the dawn of time.
I’m getting Patrice O’neal vibes. RIP to one of the best ever
We need more to tell the real facts and funny with it
This joke helped me bridge the gap between my mind and another mind of a woman in my life. It brought understanding, which in turn allowed for a peaceful resolution in a situation, whilst making us both laugh in the process. Bravo Mr. Paramore!
Is that the simba drawing rafiki drew , with a black panther fill in ?! I NEED IT.
This mf is preaching the gospel!!! 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥 brilliant set king!!
It's the truth though. And we CAN process - we're just not interested in processing a bunch of foolishness because it wastes time. It's like he said - "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?" That's the long and the short of it. Most men - if we don't have anything to do with the information - throw it out, so we can get to the time in the day where we don't have to worried about what we have to do. Because we have to DO stuff all day every day, not only for ourselves, but for everybody around us - even strangers and neighbors and stuff that we don't even know or like.
Honey, this is how I live!!! That's why I work in tech and get PAID. My female friends are on point and thus, most are single. Men can SAY they don't like women like he's describing, but that's who they date! I guess doers don't like doers. I just haven't found the right house husband yet. 😂
Great set, hilarious and accurate😂😂
This is my favorite set mike good job
damnnn this was spot on...I swear this is me with my wife every day lol I just nod and say yup..un huh...what you want me to do about it? that's it lol
“That’s crazy!”
Bruh ~ is his shirt a combo of Simba and the Black Panther?! That's so rad!!!! 🙂👍👍
I felt this in my soul 😂😂
This is one of the funniest ones to date hahahaha !
*YUP*. Even female relatives - sisters, aunts, mother - do this. They've said out loud, "Stop trying to fix this!", and I'm thinkin', "Then what the fuck are you telling me for?"
This was good...My guy killed it.
Brilliant, and well explained. Good stuff!
I had to teach my boyfriend, if I put the brand name, get the brand name. If I just put the item, get whatever. He got me the off-brand Emergen-C because his mom was a pharmacy tech and he grew up knowing the off-brand is the same. Cool story bro. But, get ME what I asked for. Lol.
Cool story bro 😂😂
My ex tried that shit with me and I told her to get it herself, I grew up poor as fuck pinching pennies I ain't paying for shit that I can get cheaper.
@@datboybobby My boyfriend LIKES doing things for me and uses MY card to get things for ME. So, I can request whatever I want. I'm not poor, sir. 🙄🙄🙄
Way to sound ungrateful
@@nottelling4548 I don't have to be grateful for someone getting me what their mom would have gotten and not what I asked for. You teach people how to treat you. You don't have to settle even if someone is doing something nice.
How is he so right and yet doing it in such a kind, loving way?
GREAT BREAKDOWN BROTHA!!
Dis nigga preaching 😂I forgot this was comedy show for a sec
This was sooo good 😅😅😅
Mans was spittin'
Man that was impressive. The realistic points were spot on with the comedic performance.
This was comedy gold
😂
LOLOLOL.
My name is Tiffany. 😂
So facts!!!...💙 Been a fan ..forever💯
I love it! Accurate AF
Hilarious!
Glad to see him again!
Mike Paramore is hilarious.
This was a great set…reminds me of Ryan Davis
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus that's the book
All Facts!!!!!!!
Truer words have never been spoken! We need a Mike P and @brandonhaynescomedy version of Bumping Mike's ASAP
I don't know how many times I've watched this.
Truer words have never been spoken!
If men spent time in our feelings yall wouldn't have a place to lay yall heads.
💯💯💯
You made a good point 😅😂😅😂😅😂
As a woman, I agree with you. YES. That is one of the most correct statements ever made. 😂🤣😂🤣💯💯💯
Just come lay down on this pavement, and let’s talk about what happened today. 😂
Keep this guy.
Psychology 101😂😂😂
Gooit fuggin comedy maaan 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Mike's the BEST
I’m s only funny cause it’s true! Tiffany would be gone gone😂
This should be part of the curriculum 😂
100% accurate 😂👏🏾
Why do I have a Tiffany…I haven’t laid hands because, I wanna keep my security clearance and I don’t look good in prison lol
LOVE Mike!!!😂
Mike good stuff bro
GIVE THIS GUY A TROPHY
🤣🤣 but also 😔🤦🏾♀️! He told the truth!
Man this is so true
😂😂😂 literal truth😂😂😂
A to 7😂😂😂
That was so funny 😂
A masterclass in funny and life 😂😂😂
"Ostriches Unite!" Man Man out!😊
Preach my brother!!!!!!!
Turkey--bed--that's it! LOL
First saw him on the dry bar comedy channel, was funny af 😅
That one hit harder than this one. Must be catering to the vibe of his audience.
Yeah, he was pretty spot on 😂
OMG, he’s so right about men need know to do shit
No lies told
Hilarious! So good!
All facts and funny at the same time