How to be a kitesurfer

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @jensbreuercom
    @jensbreuercom  Год назад +6

    What did we miss?

    • @patrickpatrick3011
      @patrickpatrick3011 Год назад +6

      Why didn‘t he use Core?

    • @TchevroA
      @TchevroA Год назад +2

      the hate between kitesurfer than someone crosses the landing zone in a jump 😂

    • @martinb7044
      @martinb7044 Год назад +2

      The Board Leash ;-)

    • @shibby_ronson
      @shibby_ronson Год назад +1

      living in a van 😮

    • @Blubba36
      @Blubba36 Год назад +9

      The days when the wind doesn’t match the forecast & u r on the beach waiting for the whitecaps, struggle with setting up your kitelines in crowded spots, swimmingback to the beach once the wind died, driving around the world chasing the wind, the walk of shame… there r lots of things only a kitesurfer understands! 😂😂😂

  • @ih9346
    @ih9346 Год назад +16

    "you see a wingfoiler who is cooler than you".... Said no kite surfer ever hahah

  • @ChrisFountz
    @ChrisFountz 9 месяцев назад +5

    My last month life in seven minutes . Maybe you forgot, you are talking to everyone about kitesurfing, even your 95 grandmother😂😂 . Nice video !

  • @stephenbarron8543
    @stephenbarron8543 Год назад +9

    Well written and very funny. Only been kiting a few years and saw myself a couple times there.

  • @Jochumvideos
    @Jochumvideos Год назад +24

    Ah excellent especially the girlfriend part😂, you missed putting on sunblock, growing out your hair and checking the forecast constantly

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  Год назад +2

      Maybe we should work on a second part in the future 😃

  • @dylandobbyn6308
    @dylandobbyn6308 Год назад +5

    Nailed it! I'm at the wingfoil stage now, where the guys on the beach playing Uno look pretty cool to me. No mast, fuse, foil, tail, wing, board decision to make. Just pick a card on the same color! ...so chill, sooo cool. How do those Uno players do it?

  • @__-1234
    @__-1234 Год назад +3

    This is hilarious, i recognize myself very much in this guy !!

  • @shibby_ronson
    @shibby_ronson Год назад +5

    Great Video. We all want more sunset sessions in our life. ❤

  • @ignaciolazzari2738
    @ignaciolazzari2738 8 месяцев назад +2

    Funny!!! ❤ 65 and learning 😂

  • @davidsuzukiispolpot
    @davidsuzukiispolpot Год назад +4

    What I learned in Sunset session: You need to stop while there is still enough light to see your board for board recovery.

  • @3asylife
    @3asylife Год назад +2

    very nicely told, hope there will be more episodes

  • @brokenarrow007
    @brokenarrow007 Год назад +6

    2003er north Ryno 20 meter Kite.
    Musste sehr lachen 😂
    Tolles Video, deckt alle Sünden ab.

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  Год назад +1

      Hehe, den finde ich auch Weltklasse 😁

    • @Blubba36
      @Blubba36 Год назад +2

      Hmmm… Da fallen mir noch die boardleash oder die schwimmflügel am board ein! 🤟🤙

    • @brokenarrow007
      @brokenarrow007 Год назад

      Hahahaha ja mit ner Boardleash hatte ich auch geliebäugelt 😂
      Schwimmflügel oder ne Signalleuchte am Board wäre teilweise hilfreich. Oft genug zu weit upwind gedraggt und das board dann erst weit downwind erspäht.

  • @szamanwlkp
    @szamanwlkp Год назад

    This is epic! 😂😂😂 regards from Jastarnia the kitesurfing heaven in Hel😂😊❤

  • @danielbinisti1913
    @danielbinisti1913 Год назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious. Thx so much for the good laugh 😂😂

  • @markusbroyles1884
    @markusbroyles1884 7 месяцев назад

    Go fly a kite they said ~ It was great advice ! THANKS GIRLS !!! Super stoked now ~ I'm a life long surfer who lived in Hawaii for 30 years and now I'm 73. I started kitesurfing about 6 years ago after waiting for the equipment to catch up with safety gear and cheapen up as used stuff. Used Equipment is cheap now and safe. This video accurately describes the first few years and it's super funny for any kiter who has been through these stages. I was told that if I really Really REALLY wanted to learn kitesurfing that I should move to North Carolina ! WTF !?! OK ~ North Carolina is really really nice ~ even after Hawaii ~ (Cheap living !) The Outer Banks is the best location in the USA because of the very shallow inshore lagoons and sandy bars everywhere and no trees or other obstacles. There are unreal currents and tides out here ~ But the conditions are awesome ! My old surfbuddie tells me "Markus ~ I never thought I'd ever find a sport as great as surfing ! Kitesurfing is way better !!! " for you noobs out there ~ Kitesuring is the superhero sport ! YOU can get into impossible to make waves and shred them wild when you get good enough ! Kitesurfers are the superheros of the air and water... Don't wait too long as I almost did... but the sport was a killer when I first wanted to do it ~ Lots of guys in the hospital... a few dead ones. Time has cured that now... Plenty of accidents and injuries. But ya gotta be smart to keep at it and not kill yourself. I've seen some really stupid mistakes. I've made some really stupid mistakes but it's kinda like riding a bike... once you get it you are STOKED !!! No turning back now ~ Get plenty of lessons though or die a stupid death.

  • @edufpf
    @edufpf 11 месяцев назад

    This is what RUclips was made for 😂😂
    I really identified myself in some parts, nice video man!

  • @hubbsreaper
    @hubbsreaper Год назад +1

    Sehr, sehr cooles Video 👍😅🤣 hab mich fast in jedem step erkannt 🤣

  • @Borjavellonkitefoiling
    @Borjavellonkitefoiling Год назад +1

    What a cool and funny video! 😂 I love it, I really feel identified with it

  • @camdynkellett6782
    @camdynkellett6782 Год назад

    Hahaha! What an awesome video! Good story and great sense of humour! I'm looking forward to the next video

  • @gavinheron1
    @gavinheron1 Год назад

    Dry funny and all painfully true. Great video.

  • @artg6361
    @artg6361 Год назад

    You summed it up really well!😀

  • @1313punisher
    @1313punisher Год назад +6

    😂When you realize how real and same way ridiculous these scenarios is, you will have to laugh. I thought that only in Poland this is how it feel like but seems not😅. I thinking about translating it to polish language and then share it👍 PS. Best spot for North East Winds in the area visited by me many times already👌

  • @antonchernyshov8759
    @antonchernyshov8759 9 месяцев назад

    ))) Love your work. Amazing!

  • @brettmulder7167
    @brettmulder7167 2 месяца назад

    The 20m 2003 North Rhino for beginners had me rolling 🤣

  • @Ryy22
    @Ryy22 Год назад +5

    This is literally how we Dutch kitesurfers view Germans when they flood the waters in the summer time hahahahaha

  • @TchevroA
    @TchevroA Год назад +4

    Echt gute arbeit jungs! Man erkennt sich selbst auf jeden fall wieder 😂

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  Год назад

      Vielen Dank. Freut mich, dass wir es gut getroffen haben 😀

  • @flaviosanguigni8783
    @flaviosanguigni8783 Год назад

    Gorgeous!!!

  • @alexk9457
    @alexk9457 Год назад +1

    Hilarious! 🤣 Only thing I missed are boardshorts 😜

  • @gilleslehmann6143
    @gilleslehmann6143 Год назад

    Excellent!! Good job 👍🤙

  • @mits2113
    @mits2113 Год назад +1

    Too accurate 😂

  • @thomasvallet9158
    @thomasvallet9158 Год назад +1

    Currently in the water start level, not wiping out as often at least

  • @learnhowtokitesurf
    @learnhowtokitesurf Год назад

    Awesome Video!

  • @MECARIDE
    @MECARIDE Год назад

    I'm in step 8 !

  • @matthiassteinecke8264
    @matthiassteinecke8264 Год назад

    Großartiges Video!

  • @crithappenstfa7749
    @crithappenstfa7749 7 месяцев назад

    Where is that spot?

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  7 месяцев назад

      Northeast of Germany near Stralsund and Greifswald

  • @SUELTALABARRA
    @SUELTALABARRA Год назад

    Buenísimo, divertido, buen trabajo 🤙

  • @janschluenzen
    @janschluenzen Год назад

    That was great! 😂

  • @michaelman21
    @michaelman21 Год назад

    Wir brauchen mehr davon!!!

  • @rafaelfernandezolivares2502
    @rafaelfernandezolivares2502 9 месяцев назад

    Amazing guys 😂😂.

  • @marcofranco2009
    @marcofranco2009 Год назад

    Very funny. Well done! 😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesduhaduha1296
    @charlesduhaduha1296 9 месяцев назад

    Hahaha sooooo true! Esp. the girlfriend part! 😂

  • @dr.k7211
    @dr.k7211 9 месяцев назад

    Sehr geil gemacht 😅
    Darf ich fragen wo ihr gedreht habt? Was ist euer Lieblingsspot?
    Lg

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  9 месяцев назад +1

      Hi, die Szenen am und im Wasser sind alle in Tremt Nähe Greifswald entstanden.

  • @ArinGhend
    @ArinGhend 8 месяцев назад

    I was fully expecting a pack down in the dark after that sunset session 😂

  • @JonasTamaliunas
    @JonasTamaliunas Год назад

    I thought that kitesurfer kites with (modified) surf board, and kiteboarder with twin tip :D But that was funny video!

  • @Viciniusss
    @Viciniusss Год назад

    That’s accurate

  • @liloadventures
    @liloadventures Год назад

    Tremendo video, la vida de un Kitesurfer

  • @tomcourtkite
    @tomcourtkite Год назад

    Classic! 😅😂

  • @DavidLeeUnderWater
    @DavidLeeUnderWater 9 месяцев назад

    Good job on the video

  • @ZinkundVitaminC
    @ZinkundVitaminC Год назад +1

    Mega geiles Video 😍😍

  • @romik7743
    @romik7743 10 месяцев назад

    Все так и есть, особенно недовольное лицо подруги, спасибо за видео

  • @MennolAbeesports
    @MennolAbeesports Год назад

    ah yes the 20 rhino, perfect beginner kite

  • @patrickpatrick3011
    @patrickpatrick3011 Год назад +1

    Why isn‘t he prepared for all situations? The research should show him clearly that a Go-Joe and a board leash is a essential must-have.

  • @andreaskaikkis
    @andreaskaikkis Год назад +1

    Mahalo my dude!!!

  • @adambaxterr
    @adambaxterr 7 месяцев назад

    Im only on step 4

  • @wildertmesdagh8683
    @wildertmesdagh8683 Год назад +1

    Can't do step 9 cause I spent all of my time kiteboarding so I don't have one.

  • @billyw.5365
    @billyw.5365 6 месяцев назад

    Mega Video 🎉 viele Grüße nach Tremt, ich hol mir ein Autogramm, falls ich dich dort sehe 😅

  • @ZinkundVitaminC
    @ZinkundVitaminC Год назад +4

    Wo ist das Windmessgerät?🥹

  • @blinde_q7871
    @blinde_q7871 Год назад

    Been there done that 😀 außer das Video und "mehr" Equipment....der alte 2013 Peter Lynn Fury / Escape machts noch ;-)

  • @danavonzee2806
    @danavonzee2806 7 месяцев назад

    Nailed it hahahahah i love this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johannes417
    @johannes417 Год назад

    Großartig, obgleich ich Windsurfer bin 😁

  • @jcRaptor700
    @jcRaptor700 Год назад

    Genau so ist das 😂 Aber exact. Bin gerade im "Girl friend step" Alles genau so durchgemacht obwohl ich vom Windsurfen komme.

  • @derfdeswoasein
    @derfdeswoasein Год назад +1

    Yeah! Level 9 erreicht!

  • @mouse2542
    @mouse2542 10 месяцев назад

    20 m kite from 2003 for 150, damn man that's a steal...

  • @Arnonekitesurf
    @Arnonekitesurf Год назад +1

    No WIND NO LIFE

  • @1N2345
    @1N2345 8 месяцев назад

    Step #5 brought me here

  • @maciejmatusik635
    @maciejmatusik635 Год назад +1

    Litterly me

  • @micaelarusso2555
    @micaelarusso2555 3 месяца назад

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @maxnehmzow6720
    @maxnehmzow6720 Год назад +1

    21,2 schafft nur Lasse bei dem Wind hahah

  • @chrisduc1
    @chrisduc1 3 месяца назад

    We use a gauge at the pump 😂…. These things should not happen when you ask a properly kite surf instructor

  • @SaRs_Ant
    @SaRs_Ant Год назад

    Wing foil cooler than kite surfing • what a statement

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  Год назад +2

      We wanted to include the fact that more and more kitesurfers start Wingfoiling 😉

  • @salva_fs
    @salva_fs Год назад

    how to be a mountainbiker

  • @wernerxldata
    @wernerxldata Год назад

    Laughing my ass off, it's funny 🤣

  • @AnKlMa
    @AnKlMa 11 месяцев назад

    wingfoiling cooler than kiteboarding?! hmmm... doubt it

    • @IJzzo
      @IJzzo 8 месяцев назад

      Wingfoiling is so much cooler that I started to learn kiteboarding, knowing about both back then.

  • @evanyaretz2261
    @evanyaretz2261 7 месяцев назад

    haha ifht vibes

    • @jensbreuercom
      @jensbreuercom  7 месяцев назад

      Yes, definitely inspired by these guys 👍

  • @e.zubachev
    @e.zubachev Год назад

    It's very simple.
    You need to be rich)

  • @JoEl-vb9qe
    @JoEl-vb9qe Год назад

    Geil 😂😂😂

  • @felix6587
    @felix6587 5 месяцев назад

    Geil 😂

  • @leonidaskouris2914
    @leonidaskouris2914 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @alexisonwater3100
    @alexisonwater3100 4 месяца назад

    CRINGE ........😳. I think about quitting the Hobby, doing it since 18 years, after seeing 90 seconds of this Video ,regarding the fear to be brought in context with this Video or its creators. I will now treat my eyes and ears with acid to be safe that I never have the expirence such awkward moment in my life again.

  • @dejzdujz
    @dejzdujz Год назад

    windsurf better