HAL SPARKS MEGAWORLDWIDE : DJT SCROOS THE POOCH...AGAIN

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 189

  • @susan7462
    @susan7462 2 месяца назад +26

    'I'm not supposed to be here tonight' - no, youre supposed to be in jail.

  • @foxopolos9681
    @foxopolos9681 2 месяца назад +26

    When Trump kissed that helmet I was utterly disgusted. It was shameful. Reminded me of the way he kissed the flag!
    The world used to LAUGH at Trump. Now they fear him getting back into power and with good reason.

  • @LaceFla-io4nb
    @LaceFla-io4nb 2 месяца назад +9

    I couldn't watch this last night..enough of hearing that fk's boring rhetoric, but watched today and laughed my butt off🤣🤣 thanks Hal!!!! ✌️💙✌️💙😘😘😘😘

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +18

    Love ya, Hal! You’re doing a necessary service to humanity in thee nutty times!

  • @KimWarwick-py6zk
    @KimWarwick-py6zk 2 месяца назад +8

    Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 he won’t stop talking about it until he’s gone & forgotten 😜🤦‍♀️😜 he’s a clown 😂😂😂😍😘😘

  • @joecountry8397
    @joecountry8397 2 месяца назад +36

    I don't think I could have watched the Trump Clown Show,without your comedy knowledge Hal !!😂😂 Thanks!❤
    I think Fecus should have joined you!🎉

    • @momarch5784
      @momarch5784 2 месяца назад +3

      I’ve tried before, it’s awful. I always watch w Hal and Sparklers

    • @justanotherhuman8918
      @justanotherhuman8918 2 месяца назад +6

      It’s true… I always feel like I am about to start crying about this bullshit and then I see Hal Sparks has a video up and I need to watch for my sanity. Thank you Hal!

    • @tracyfrank9842
      @tracyfrank9842 2 месяца назад

      @@justanotherhuman8918same here!

  • @JamesFox-j9l
    @JamesFox-j9l 2 месяца назад +7

    Watching Hal relaxes me as it just brings it all back to reality and shows rationality still exists. Thank you Hal for your humerus calm amongst all the BS. Keep on keeping on 💪

  • @mr.niceguy4919
    @mr.niceguy4919 2 месяца назад +11

    Hal...you ROCK.🖐😊

  • @kait-u4v
    @kait-u4v 2 месяца назад +24

    He likes little blonde girls. Jeffery Esptien wing man❤❤❤❤❤

  • @justanotherhuman8918
    @justanotherhuman8918 2 месяца назад +23

    We all saw January 6th too

  • @BK-dy8jk
    @BK-dy8jk 2 месяца назад +6

    It’s a must to hit the thumbs up every time I see HALon RUclips

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +15

    That you can make me laugh out loud in times like these is a real gift!❤❤❤

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +15

    Reading from a teleprompter like an undergrad in speech class.

  • @CMK1722
    @CMK1722 2 месяца назад +9

    Thank you from Australia. I was so depressed but not now ❤xx

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +7

    Didn’t take him long to shed his new “transformed Anointed Trump” skin.

  • @jamc666
    @jamc666 2 месяца назад +2

    29:30 The enthusiasm in the Orange Turd's voice is so incredibly relatable 🤩

  • @KimWarwick-py6zk
    @KimWarwick-py6zk 2 месяца назад +5

    Hi Hal, you never fail to put everything in order for us Scottish people understand lol love watching you shows over and over again & my husband & sister thinks I’m crazy talking to the tv but I’m talking to Hal my pal lol😜😍😘😘

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +13

    “Trump turns nomination speech into WWE event.”😮

  • @kait-u4v
    @kait-u4v 2 месяца назад +13

    Take no prisoner. HAL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @lynnederagon7662
    @lynnederagon7662 2 месяца назад +15

    The morning show was FABULOUS today, Hal. I shared it to Mary Trump’s Substack. I hope she and her followers watch it. 💙🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈

  • @marcbyrnes293
    @marcbyrnes293 2 месяца назад +8

    Hal many thanks for the excellent coverage.

  • @justanotherhuman8918
    @justanotherhuman8918 2 месяца назад +12

    God he just lies and lies and lies and these people eat it up… its crazy

  • @patfrench8046
    @patfrench8046 2 месяца назад +7

    That man speaks with forked tongue. The man with silver spoon in mouth. His words mean bla,bla,bla.

  • @catberts6499
    @catberts6499 2 месяца назад +31

    There wasn't the bump in the polls after the RNC, like they normally would get. I bet DNC will be different, It's good that this election just worked out that RNC goes first. Better for us, that DNC goes 2nd.

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain 2 месяца назад

      Convention bumps are a media myth. At best it’s just a short-term bubble because they’re getting four days of free advertising.
      I learned that back when the media was praising McCain for picking Palin during his convention; which they claimed destroyed Obama’s convention bump before it was even finished. Then I looked at past polling and realized there was no long term effect. It should always be remembered how incredibly wrong the media was in late August 2008; back when they still thought Palin was the real deal.
      In fact, most rules the media recites about elections are things they just made up in the 80’s based on how they THINK elections should work; as if winning in Iowa is important and debates make a big difference. But it’s only political junkies who care about that stuff and undecided voters aren’t into politics. That’s why polls aren’t trustworthy until a few weeks before the election.

    • @user-ml6ch8nf6t
      @user-ml6ch8nf6t 2 месяца назад +2

      Unless they make a s--- show out of it with trying to push out our candidates and putting in some unknown quantity.

  • @jimlin7782
    @jimlin7782 2 месяца назад +4

    Hulk hogan folding chairs for the audience left over from 1970

  • @WaferBrik
    @WaferBrik 2 месяца назад +6

    Tuckered-out Carson, that was embarrassing. Excruciating.

  • @matthewcalifana488
    @matthewcalifana488 2 месяца назад +5

    KFC say they do chicken right .🐓🐔

  • @MrDennis57
    @MrDennis57 2 месяца назад +6

    Survivors get new tennis shoes and $300. bucks each and golf course gift certificates.

  • @MrDennis57
    @MrDennis57 2 месяца назад +6

    This guy would not have made it in Nam. He is the guy w/ war stories,that was a clerk stateside.The perfect coward.

  • @theonlylunchbox
    @theonlylunchbox 2 месяца назад +11

    I'm so f****** thrilled that Hal pronounced oconomowoc.

  • @Eric-ot7en
    @Eric-ot7en 2 месяца назад +15

    BIDEN 2024 🎉

  • @dianealbert7065
    @dianealbert7065 2 месяца назад +6

    Trump says it is to hurtful to talk about the attempt on his life but he seems to relish every little detail. And he continues to ramble on and on and on!

  • @jwoo222
    @jwoo222 2 месяца назад +3

    How did anyone stay awake during this speech? Also, the mofo is probably on blood thinners which caused more blood.

  • @CyndirMyLuv
    @CyndirMyLuv 2 месяца назад +5

    Gawd I love chat at times like this! 😅

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +5

    YOU are a real man, Hal. Hemingway had issues with his masculinity and overcompensated. I love, the stark contrast between him talking about his writing and his forced machismo when talking about drinking, bullfights, etc.❤

  • @yvonnedobell8793
    @yvonnedobell8793 2 месяца назад +3

    What a load of cr.p!! Tucker, you are just full of it arn't you 😂

  • @tashathayer4069
    @tashathayer4069 2 месяца назад +3

    Going to the 11th Circuit.
    Wife might be going a shopping Spree.
    Smh

  • @christophermartin5742
    @christophermartin5742 2 месяца назад +8

    First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a socialist.
    Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist.
    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
    -Martin Niemöller
    Martin was an avid Nazi supporter up until he wasn’t.

  • @clintonharrison4840
    @clintonharrison4840 2 месяца назад +4

    No real policies just sound bites

  • @mollydenofrio9010
    @mollydenofrio9010 2 месяца назад +4

    That thing on his ear looks so corny

  • @karenbirkas708
    @karenbirkas708 2 месяца назад +11

    Omg hal,they are still saying for biden go step down on msnbc,I trued to watch Lawrence odoniel but Jonathan caphart was on and he has this lady on saying they need to find someone else, I just can't take it

    • @KarmaLama666
      @KarmaLama666 2 месяца назад +6

      Same, I've sacked them.
      I won't watch MSNBC or CNN again.
      I'm done with lamestream media and their self serving agendas

    • @p.jackson9657
      @p.jackson9657 2 месяца назад

      I wished Hal would bring up the clip he showed about three weeks ago. When Stu from the blaze outlined the complete strategy, and Stu himself used the words lie/lies throughout the whole thing.
      He said:
      First: spread the lie that Biden will quit. Hence the "leaked" golfcart video
      Second spread this until a denial comes from the White House
      Third: immediately spread the lie, that Biden will hand the presidency to Kamala Harris on day one
      Last: sling as much dirt on her as possible
      That was the plan and it is already running full speed. And really stupid "journalists" don't check, they just repeat what they heard somewhere.

  • @clintonharrison4840
    @clintonharrison4840 2 месяца назад +4

    The fact he asks his sopporters for money and he is soppose to be a billionaire no thoughts of inflation then

    • @ward9306
      @ward9306 2 месяца назад

      U.u foru

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +4

    Ronnie Johnson 😂😂😂

  • @juliannesjingles
    @juliannesjingles 2 месяца назад +2

    The air was moist

  • @MyBrokerKaren
    @MyBrokerKaren 2 месяца назад +1

    Good morning, everyone!

  • @gep2771
    @gep2771 2 месяца назад +3

    2024 Man Of The Ear, drum roll please....DJT.... special thanks to Mike Lindell creator of My Ear Pillow.

    • @p.jackson9657
      @p.jackson9657 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's exactly what I thought. Like Mike Pillow made it for him. And, don't forget: its magic. It's now you see it, now you don't. He didn't have it golfing.... There it was the invisible modus

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +5

    And his sheeple are all in….

  • @dortheschelhaas7356
    @dortheschelhaas7356 2 месяца назад +4

    And then he grifted some shoes 🤤

  • @KarmaLama666
    @KarmaLama666 2 месяца назад +6

    Jesus, trumps speech was monty python stuff , the boring prophet.-
    There shall in that time, be rumours of things going astray. Erm, And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are. & Nobody will really know, where lieth those little things with a sought of raffia work base that has an attachment.
    At this time a friend shall lose his friends hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about 8 o'clock

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +2

    Mushroom Man knows about tips….😅

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +2

    Afraid he’d fall asleep

  • @eileenblair6445
    @eileenblair6445 2 месяца назад +16

    Trump knows he has been beaten that's why sounds so pitiful. There is no energy in his voice. His campaign is in the toilet.😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂

    • @docinparadise
      @docinparadise 2 месяца назад

      I have a feeling that the real powers that be have told him he can either retire in exchange for pardons or get the 25th amendment (with a promise to make it stick) and he is resigned to not being president for 4 years…maybe 6 months.

    • @novocastrian0445
      @novocastrian0445 2 месяца назад

      I think he thinks he is being humble and vulnerable. He can't act for shit. Nauseating.

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +3

    Does he know jobs already did come roaring back?

  • @CyndirMyLuv
    @CyndirMyLuv 2 месяца назад +6

    I bet a lot of his stuff wouldn't be in any actual polls. You have to think that they're just a snapshot of time. Aside from that, where was the poll taken, who was polled? As far as I know their doing land lines only, or in poll-jacked places (knowing a poll was gonna be taken at a certain place and then pouring your ppl there). I don't know too many ppl that have a land line and don't think many ppl born after the 70s has one.

    • @karenbirkas708
      @karenbirkas708 2 месяца назад

      @@CyndirMyLuv so true

    • @p.jackson9657
      @p.jackson9657 2 месяца назад +2

      I am old. I still have one. But, in all my Life, i have never been polled and don't know anybody who was. Ever. And who in their right mind, would tell a stranger calling you who you will vote for? In times of maga. Nobody

  • @dennishennessy9095
    @dennishennessy9095 2 месяца назад +1

    hahahaha you'd think he was accepting the presidency hahahaha he heard music playing, freaky,

  • @foxopolos9681
    @foxopolos9681 2 месяца назад +2

    I have been writing comments on RUclips for many years, comparing Trump, the MAGA Republicans and his cult, to the movie "Idiocracy"(2006). The similarities are amazing.Trump is just like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!!!!!!

    • @lisacurrier7727
      @lisacurrier7727 2 месяца назад

      That and Biff Tannen’s alternate reality with crime-ridden streets, plastic-pumped elderly women, and the casino that serves his ego.

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +1

    There’s footage of the crowd in front of the stage and the guys with guns were on and near the stage, when someone stood up, the guy on the stage immediately pivoted and pointed his gun and the guy sat back down.

  • @matthewcalifana488
    @matthewcalifana488 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey where is my tea bag ?

  • @paulwheeler-m8q
    @paulwheeler-m8q 2 месяца назад +1

    maybe he he'll get a gold T earring to put in his newly pierced ear and sell them for 500 each

  • @kyunglim2965
    @kyunglim2965 2 месяца назад

    Mr. Apple, Mrs Lockhead😅😅😅😅😅

  • @yvonnedobell8793
    @yvonnedobell8793 2 месяца назад +2

    Tucker laughs like a girĺ, I always thought he was a bit sus?

  • @sadusattack2628
    @sadusattack2628 2 месяца назад +1

    I miss Chip. 😢

  • @jimlin7782
    @jimlin7782 2 месяца назад +1

    find a real marksman

  • @jasonwest9623
    @jasonwest9623 2 месяца назад +2

    Did Manpon Ear say "Trumpsters"?

  • @lazersword6274
    @lazersword6274 2 месяца назад +1

    Don't whiz on the electric fence!

  • @MrDennis57
    @MrDennis57 2 месяца назад +1

    He thinks he was , sadly, J.F.K.

  • @kyunglim2965
    @kyunglim2965 2 месяца назад

    I literally paid $3.49 for a whole watermelon and $2.49 for a case of bottled water cheaper than 2019

  • @lydiadevries8408
    @lydiadevries8408 2 месяца назад

    Yep like we have not seen before like the Supreme Court?

  • @kait-u4v
    @kait-u4v 2 месяца назад +1

    Especially if you are on blood thinners

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад

    The Supreme Court tips

  • @MrDennis57
    @MrDennis57 2 месяца назад

    "Slowly I turned , step by step".

  • @Steadydietofnothing1
    @Steadydietofnothing1 2 месяца назад +1

    I was waiting for him to come out with friends countrymen lend me your ears

  • @louiswilson6950
    @louiswilson6950 2 месяца назад

    Hal ! ! You Nailed it .. When he said Thanks .. Could have stopped right there Don't Forget Covid & Trump's Release

  • @deborahwalton7637
    @deborahwalton7637 2 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @paulwheeler-m8q
    @paulwheeler-m8q 2 месяца назад

    the only thing that changed on trump was his diaper

  • @gdayspacegirl
    @gdayspacegirl 2 месяца назад +1

    Is he gunna deport Aussies?

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +1

    Elite Elegy by JD Vance 😅😅😅

  • @kyunglim2965
    @kyunglim2965 2 месяца назад +2

    Literally the biggest cheater in the history of the world.

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад

    In the Witness Protection Program

  • @lololine
    @lololine 2 месяца назад

    This is a great video!

  • @briantaylor8845
    @briantaylor8845 2 месяца назад

    I think you will find it's alienation 😂🎉 you are welcome

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +1

    Did Vance write this???😂😂

  • @Yuh464
    @Yuh464 2 месяца назад

    Damn, them I love the whatever paychecks are running slim huh

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад +1

    😅😅😅😅😅😅 Dementia eating his frontal lobe?

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад

    Tell that to Hillary Clinton.

  • @Charight4644
    @Charight4644 2 месяца назад

    Love your content, Hal! Just a quick observation and maybe someone with more ballistic knowledge can answer this question but wouldn’t the type of weapon and round used at that distance produce a supersonic pop or crack as it passed his head and not a “whizzing” as Trump claims?

  • @Sifaria
    @Sifaria 2 месяца назад

    Because men with guns and tach gear told them not to move

  • @seahwk17
    @seahwk17 2 месяца назад

    $28 000. ???
    Pretty sure he means $2800

  • @Liz-mv1ns
    @Liz-mv1ns 2 месяца назад

    a true demon

  • @jasonwest9623
    @jasonwest9623 2 месяца назад

    Dead guy's outfit!

  • @MarilynPaulson
    @MarilynPaulson 2 месяца назад

    Thank you, Hal. You made me laugh, even though none of this is really funny.😂

  • @petedking
    @petedking 2 месяца назад

    Yeah - thanks for your $45m a month and fuck electric cars. Sweet Jesus
    The hypocrisy is strong in this pres candidate

  • @loricochrane9784
    @loricochrane9784 2 месяца назад +2

    At a level.....this phrase irritates the fuck out of me....as do so many other trumpisms....so tiring😴

  • @Tammy_Talpas
    @Tammy_Talpas 2 месяца назад

    The Brotex Manpon is a bit much...

  • @lydiadevries8408
    @lydiadevries8408 2 месяца назад

    Free? Who for? Men only?

  • @user-ml6ch8nf6t
    @user-ml6ch8nf6t 2 месяца назад

    When does the live show stream? I always miss it.

    • @Wake2bake
      @Wake2bake 2 месяца назад +1

      M W F 9am
      Every weeknight 3pm
      S 9am (all Pacific Time)

  • @gdayspacegirl
    @gdayspacegirl 2 месяца назад +1

    Did he not do Maths or science at school? He’s super creepy

    • @p.jackson9657
      @p.jackson9657 2 месяца назад

      A bought diploma doesn't come with brains. Not included in the sales price

  • @jimlin7782
    @jimlin7782 2 месяца назад +1

    trump family gets cushions on there metal folding chairs audience don't get cushions

  • @MrDennis57
    @MrDennis57 2 месяца назад

    Dismayed .

  • @michaelvanmind
    @michaelvanmind 2 месяца назад

    👍