"I don't wreck marriages. I strengthen them." 🎤: Esther Povitsky
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2022
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She dressed that way for that joke specifically
Her whole shtick is to dress like an adult child and then call you a pedophile for thinking she's attractive
@@TayKdaBaddest That’s fun
Respect lol
Hahahaha
That you had to point that out says a lot about how medicated people are nowadays.
I know someone in the crowd is taking this very personal😂😭
It’s not funny honestly lol I hope someone beats her ass if she isn’t joking
😂😂😂
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See comments here 😅
Hahaha. 😂
New euphoria plot line right here
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Fr
Fr but with a trans
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Would finally have something. Shows garbagé, without the swag
I know this is just a joke, but it messes me up that some people who cheat will spoil their significant other after to make up for the guilt and sway them to believe the opposite. This has happened to me. It really messed me up and messed with my head. Because when my significant other did nice things for me I couldn't trust or believe that it was out of kindness, I didn't know if there was some kind of ulterior motive...ugh
Your pain is real - sorry to hear this happened to you. I hope you find resolve someday and a good person to be kind to you because they love you.
Well duh, trust no one more than yourself, it's a given.
It’s not ulterior motives if they just feel guilty. It’s when they’re doing it to get something outta you. If someone’s doing it outta guilt or to balance out bad behavior but you don’t accept the gift nor does it make you happy they shouldn’t do it. The problem isn’t them doing something for you it’s you being in Relationship that had little to no trust and you being insecure in the strength big the relationship. It’s up to your partner to make you feel safe but you can’t bring baggage to a relationship or make a new person pay for the past. The only thing you can do is learn from a situation and spot patterns and red flags. Also what are you doing to attract this what are your actions that make your partner think this is a boundary or a deal breaker to do to you. Or is it they just don’t care about losing you so they do what they want not caring about your reaction because you’re convenient and beneficial but not enough to practice discipline or sacrifice something they find more valuable
@@kimwhatmatters4085this sounds super victim blamey. Sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, you can do everything exactly "right," choose the "right" person, and still get betrayed/cheated on... It's 1000% on the cheater for cheating, not on the person being cheated on.
Fr it’s honestly not funny lol just wait when it happens to her she’ll be crushed
She looks like a different life choice timeline Riley Reid
Very Underrated comment 😂😂
Loolll
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Nice
Not even a little bit
“I don’t wreck marriages I strengthen them”
She a therapist or something? 😂
Definitely not
She needs a therapist
Tss tss
No. She's a run of the mill female comedian who does jokes about sex.
She looks cute but in a “substitute crossing guard” kinda way .. lol
Thank you for your cervix!
🤣👍. Golden
😂
This is what my husband tells his female coworkers (moms) on mother's day 😅🤦♀️ I told him he needs to stop before someone gets offended, but he just thinks it's so funny lol
Why doesn't this have 2million likes? 😂😂
😂 that was good
So Esther, I seriously need to strengthen the marriage I don't quite have right now lol
@@floatingshoppinglist5193 you feel better?
Don't be a simp
@@roguespearsfDon't knock bro for shooting his shot.
@@ginge641I hope he cleaned up afterwards
@@ginge641 right because yt comments is where you shoot your shot lmfao
There would have been alot of angry wives in that crowd lol
Why?
If they are married to simps that they should be jealous
And a lot of very uncomfortable Dad's 😂
Seems like every female comedian just talks about sex and relationships
Who cares?
and male comedians havent for generations? come with a better complaint and reason for your dislike of female comedians
@@pizz0wn3d
That’s simply untrue.
@@SpinDoc420 eh, I get where he's coming from. Imagine a millionaire making jokes about all the regattas they've been in. When you're seen as bragging and disconnected, you lose a bit of that generosity people give to have an easier laugh. I think that's why women/gay comedians should steer away from sex/relationship jokes. People don't watch video game replays when the players are on easy mode. Seems to have that same vibe.
They do. Nikki glaser is the worst
I should hire her then 😂
“I don’t wreck marriages, I strengthen them.”
Said every therapist ever.
It’s sad because whenever I do something extra nice for my man, he gets paranoid like “what’d u do??”
She's awesome! I love her!
The front toothed smile😆
All I can think of when she does that os the meat canyon video about pumpkin spice. I recommend watching it if you haven't yet.
@@obsolete208 Will do
"I strengthen them, your welcome" was delivered perfectly:)
No. There was no 'your', but it's funny that you thought there was. You're welcome!!!
@@gomersmith1061 I don't know what's more pathetic. The grammar police or someone liking that comment.
@@matwatson7947 . Ahhhh yes, the old 'grammar police' trope!! Much easier to use that as your escutcheon than actually master 3rd grade grammar! Unfortunately, it's a silly false analogy, as there's no Academy of English! And even in Spain and France their language academies have no police powers!!
What's worse, though?
Your intellectual and physical sloth, which contributes to the accelerated decline of the utility of our language. You're probably not following this, so back to Game Boy, I guess!!
The delivery on "I strengthen them" lol
Bad take
@@sc.7209 Even worse take.
She's gorgeous 😍
Wtf no
all the guys who are commenting “mine needs strengthening!” just make me feel so bad for their wives :/ Id be depressed to read that. Staying single is easier 😅
If it makes you feel better I lied about having a marriage. Im just sad and lonely.
They're not married, don't get crazy.
Lol
Ok cat lady.
Most of those guys are already single.
Perfect composure! Sweet
That was so funny I fell on the floor, cracked my skull and died.
Yet we don't miss you. Strange.
Chill out!
Rest in pieces sir.
Dude; that made me laugh harder then then the joke.
True@@thomashenshallhydraxis
I love this woman's mind
Yo that sounds like the full house laugh track
“Cut. It. Out.”
Is this supposed to be comedy? If it is supposed to be, then that's actually funny 😂
A lot of desperate men in these comments.
Lot of simps out there
Someone buy this woman a beer 😂😂
Yeah she does give of "dirty little secret" vibes 😂
Female "comedian" and sexual/sex related "jokes", what a breath of fresh air🙃
I love Mya! Was just watching Crazy Ex Girlfriend!
Regardless if it’s Trash day, nailed that delivery and crafted that tight
She needs a hug, lol
Wow I’ve never heard a female stand up comedian talk like this she’s so funny mf original
She sounds and even kinda looks like Jenny Nicholson :D
That’s what I was thinking !
A Jenny N. fan! 🖐️
Thanks a lot now I can't unsee it🤣🤣
Who
Yeah but it's not in a numbered list lol
She really is a walking red flag
Funny I thought this was a Ted talk
She needs to learn to write a joke that isn't about being a woman.
Sorry you were disappointed by Stand Up Ted talk
100%. I wouldn't go anywhere near her. Joke or not that's just a red flag.
Bro wants to fight over everything 💀 this is a stand up show lil bro
This is funny AF!
I blinked right when the light must have gone out.... had you not mentioned it I wouldn't have noticed. You are just gorgeous regardless. It helps you are beautiful inside too! 🤩
Mom and dad must be proud
You do you though
...it was a joke I doubt she's actually sleeping with people's husband's
@@bigolsimp9423And the joke was that she’s not very attractive. I can’t believe how many people can’t pick up on this.
She's a walking red flag.
I look at those like flags at an amusement park
Don’t talk about Chinese pple. Do not record us too.
It's a joke lol
@@worthyedge9307
It's not the joke I'm talking about.
It's the comic.
@@IvyMay-qn2ys yeah I get that but still
Its not to be taken seriously like she actually does this kind of stuff
Its something made up to catch some laughs.
awesome on the mic Ms
My marriage needs strengthening..😂😂
As a Chinese saying goes, '无事献殷勤非奸即盗'。one who is unaccountably solicitous is hiding evil intentions (idiom) Flattery with no reasons, either craftiness or stealing.
The Thirst is strong in this comment section.
Hey guys can't help it to be fair, it's instinctive lol
Just watching KillTony#650 ft. her as a judge. Must continue the viewing, she is hilarious.
Her jokes actually made me laugh
Ariana grande took notes here
I think I forgot to laugh. My sense of humor will out for therapy after this.
Same. For the whole short, I couldn't help but think, "Dude! That's messed up."
Not quite !!!
😂😂😂😂. Good 1
Ide wife her up. So much strength our marriage would have
While she’s off messing with other women’s husbands? Ah, yeah. Total “keeper” 😂
Men: she's saying she's so bad at sex the cheating husband decides he needs to make his marriage work.
Yeah; that’s not really a joke.
The whole skit is unfunny
And that the babysitter isnt worth leaving for.
Men can get their rocks off with the baby sitter but will still die the same night protecting the wife from a intruder and not think twice protecting her.
She doesn't even have to be bad in bed.... just average or even better than average can have the same effect. Sure a young woman with a nice body is sexy and the sex can be amazing... but I know from experience that sleeping with a woman 1/2 ur age with a PERFECT body, very tight ..., and gives amazing head feels WONDERFUL in the moment, but you remember that it's not going to last long term, she isn't who will be at your side at the end... guys can have sex and it be JUST great sex and not alter how they feel emotionally ab their wife/gf. And just bc he has sex with a 19-20 y/o who still has a perfect body and will do ANYTHING he wants sexually (either bc many younger girls are hook up culture 304's or bc she is nervous ab not being good enough for an older, much more experienced man so she brings her A+++ game doing anything possible to make him happy so she doesn't feel so insecure ab her experience level! But she doesn't want to steal the guy away, she just wants an older man who knows how to please her and outlasts the young simps that spend 3-4 getting off and are finished. They want that attention and pleasure and in return the man gets the young woman fantasy, and reminded that while it feels GREAT for the 3-4 hours he is inside her... it doesn't compare to the years of love and connection he has at home and the breakfast in bed is NOT GUILT, it is APPRECIATION for all the things he was reminded he has in his marriage that can't be replaced!!! 🤷🏻♂️
@@brianfitch5469well that's a principle thing though. No man is dieing for a 304, it would be no different if his wife turned out to be one also.
Taking this personal@@thomashenshallhydraxis😂😂😂
I loved her character on the show Dollface, she was so funny
The best sales pitch ever!
solid😂😂😂
I've known a few babysitters to wreck marriages. Then, again, it was the husbands who did the wrecking.
I see laugh tracks are still alive and useful
Little Esther you were born in the 60s in another life !!
She deserves more popularity than what she has
She reminds me of Ruth Buzzi
Comedy central really bombing on every level nowadays
"Woman comedian bad"
@@NefariousSpineLizard just this one in this instance
@@nonyabiznez38 no Ms Pat is probably the only funny one. The rest are ass
And we have a new incel!
@@NefariousSpineLizard most generally are.
I love the look ❤
I she had been around in 2023 to strengthen mine
That’s frickin hilarious.
Loveee Esther! Her show on Freeform was highly underrated
She aint funny
Dude I loved that show Alone Together back when it aired
What part of that joke was funny?
Comedy is art & art is subjective. If you don't find her funny, that's fine, but y'all don't have to blow up my notifications over it 😂 you could very easily just keep it moving.
she can come strengthen my marriage anytime...granted im single but still
No way, the same topic of every female comedian ever.
These woman comedians don't talk about sex: Check out Leanne Morgan, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, Wanda Sykes, and Fortune Feimster.
Women in comedy: "I slept with ______...... now laugh."
These woman comedians don't do sex jokes: Check out Leanne Morgan, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, Wanda Sykes, and Fortune Feimster.
i dont have kids, or a wife. but i find i suddenly need a babysitter.
Damn. I laughed hard 😅
“Hooked up with a 14 year old” is wild. I think you mean “assaulted a 14 year old”.
Girl you're in your mid-thirties.......
No way she's mid 30s
You know she’s one of those types that talks in a baby voice well into menopause. Cause I’m her mind she thinks it’s cute.
You know she’s one of those types that talks in a baby voice well into menopause.
She could be anything between 25 and 35.
@@AK33M A year ago when you posted this, she was 35. You can't get more mid 30s than that.
I love this comedian! It's a fun joke and her outfit is cute, I'd wear it!!!
Her casual tone is everything!!!
I was just browsing through the inter webs and stopped here - shocked to see my baby sitter.
This is why you don't believe what you hear and go to the source , or not , you don't harass people because everyone does , or you do , because everyone does anyway.
She is sooo cute. And funny. You go girl!
Pretty clever joke but most of these clips all seem to be doing the same humor. There's got to be something else to joke about.
This type of comics just go for applause breaks instead of laughs.
I saw her live once it was rough to sit through
She's a comedienne. Who isn't Joan Rivers. There isn't.
I know right?
How many female comedians have you actually heard because it's pretty obvious it's a low number
She own it…
Top shelf. Love it
Was that a laugh track playing 😂
Sure sounded like it!!!
It had to be. She isn’t funny.
Its been sweetened
I love Esther!
There is a notion believed by cheaters that cheating a certain amount (or every once in awhile) strengthens the relationship they have with a partner because the cheating is sort of like a refresh button. They feel like they can appreciate what they have again and don't want to lose it.
I strengthen them 😂
This is disgusting. Why would we celebrate this?
I feel you girl. I really do...
I ❤️ Esther !
Wait are you and Esther the same person lol.
Yikes
Oopsy Daisy that could be real for some😅😢😅
Shes so cute.
She’s pretty cute to me…
Oh yeah? Trying to strengthen your marriage are you 😂
I feel like this lady went to band camp and...
And??? Had a ball.... Or was slapped by many of them?
@@jimreimers4213 played with a flute...
@@thisismyrealname2860 Or put a trumpet in....
@@thisismyrealname2860 you waited a week for that joke.
i am impressed, disappointed, and yet supportive of your dedication to a joke.
@@AirRicka I'll deliberate this comment for a few weeks and get back to you😏
Thank you for the indirect compliment of my name!
Thankyou 😂
I love her and this bit so much
She's definitely funny. This joke is about sex, but it's not her whole bit...or as the ever clever Nikki Glasser would say, it's not her HOLE bit...
But...not gonna bitch about generic comedy, just appreciate her unique original comedy.
@@pacob1500 Her name is literally in the title. Esther Povitsky
Stop simping 🛑
@@pacob1500 funny Jew woman #4
I so need to strengthen the marriage in my head Esther LOL
Ive yet to find a female comedian that makes me laugh
Love your hairstyle, and you're hilarious.
Where was the funny?
Why was the funny?
What is the funny?
She asked.
I am one of the people taking this personal… I’ve been cheated on by my ex husband. One moment he claimed he was extremely happy & in love with me, & in a blink of an eye.. he was having an affair with an underage girl. He didn’t even care about our children… neither did she.
I’ll never understand people who are okay with this. I never understood why people are willing to destroy families. Please don’t do this.
It really fucks you up, & the kids. But at least in the end, the cheater always gets what they deserve.
I mean if she was underage, she has way less responsibility?? Your husband had sex with a minor, someone who's frontal lobe isnt even fully developed yet? I'd put the full blame on the husband and hope the girlie learns to make better choices instead of being exploited by grown ass man. Also, i gope ur doing better.
@@kixmix2450I was about to say lol. This is comedy and you can always just keep on scrolling 😂
But furthermore, it’s not the MINOR’S fault that your husband likes to touch kids…but it’s also not your fault either, he’s just a pedo and you can do better.
It's a joke. Not a particularly great one, or anything, but it's still just a joke.
There are plenty of men who simply use the "other head" to do most of their thinking.
But (western) women cheat on their husbands all the time and never take accountability. "He pushed me into the arms or another man..."
Yeah Orly and Kamal 😘
I love her
I thought this was the main actress in The Orphan 2 😂
That's what I thought!
This is why I’m here.. lmao
I read the name Esther thought this had to do with the main character from the orphan.
This is the life Esther wanted. Phase one LMFAO
I’m 48 and that flick gave me nightmares 👀
Yayy they’re filming the new one with her right now.
@@kayla7562 yes. I can't wait for it.
@@kayla7562 they better be 😭
Ha ha 😂, you're great.
That joke was oddly specific. So I guess, whatever helps you sleep at night.