That line really got me because I've done the same thing at TJs, except it was a jar of salsa in my case. They really need to do something about how tight those lids are damnit.
I have a trick for this cause I'm weak. I stick a butter knife under the lid, use it like a crowbar to let the air out and then you can open it easily.
That's what all comedians do. It's a new audience who hasn't heard the joke. When it comes to stand-up, it's about crafting a joke, not the newness of it (it's more difficult to write an entirely new joke for every show as opposed to writing new songs for an album). That's why with most comedians, you'll likely see them reusing jokes from time to time.
Some people don't shut it off because they get into this trend of watching other peoples' lives and it becomes a story, they think by shutting it off they aren't going to know what's happening and they'll just be too curious. A few days to a week after you shut it off you realize quite clearly how little those 'stories' ever meant to you
That statement couldn't be more true, it's amazing how irrelevant things seem to matter until they don't, they have power over you until you get fed up and decide to pull the plug, then it's like you'd could care less and can't understand why you ever put so much stock in it.
This guy is sneaky funny. What I mean by that is he doesn’t look like he can deliver a good joke, until he tells one, then another one. Rough crowd for such a talented young fella.
Sadly the dude still isn't famous. I realized earlier i hadn't seen anything new from him in a while. He's still making new material, still hilarious, but hasn't achieved fame like he deserves.
it really is if you think about it. given that a person is racist, they would never have had tried the cuisine of the group they are biased against. so upon trying it they might discover something they truly like and were missing out on.
I think a lot of people in the comments don't understand what stand-up comedy is. I've seen so many complaints the he reused a bit. Love this guy though i think he's hilarious.
I love how the cameraman doesn't bother to track him at 0:32, just in case there was any doubt about Josh not being an alpha male. I know there might just be no one controlling it, but I like the idea of a cameraman that knows that he can wait for Josh to come back. It just makes the bit funnier for me.
That reminds me of one time my grandmother opened her trash can and there was a possum in there and I freaked out when she just tossed it out. She just grabbed it and it bit her and she didnt care. They really are scary. She's a possum now...
The joke about Facebook having no bottom is soo true. I've spent several hours intermittently scrolling down never to meet the end of the page. I call it the death scroll.
Anyone else got shocked when Conan stepped at the end lol, that comedian is so short, I was like oh damn he looks good... Then I saw him next to Conan hhhh
i remember he did a bit about how he looked like a child and he wasn't going to grow. I thought it was weird because he looked tall, but now when I saw him with conan I understood!
I have just discovered this man and heard him repeat the same jokes and each time I still have to stop eating so I don't choke on my food. He's really good at this.🎭😂🎭
He's one of my new favorites and Im kinda craving for more, but Ive seen him do most of this bit already. I hope we see more of him. Craigslist Klan Dale is still pretty great though.
One time I was playing a game and it was about earning different types of bees and getting different types of pollen. This guy was talking to me and he said "this game is kinda racist" I said " what? " he said "it's racist bc there are different types of bees."
"I had to return a jar of pickles to trader joe's because I couldn't open it" LMAO
That line really got me because I've done the same thing at TJs, except it was a jar of salsa in my case. They really need to do something about how tight those lids are damnit.
I laughed out loud for like 2 minutes. I laugh out loud at like 2% of the videos I find funny, this was hilarious
I still have a jar of fruit preserves sitting on my table, and I still can't open it.
I read this as he said it crazy lol
I have a trick for this cause I'm weak. I stick a butter knife under the lid, use it like a crowbar to let the air out and then you can open it easily.
"Have you ever had your life saved by someone when the stakes were incredibly low?"
"... there's no bottom..."
Literally me everytime I'm with my friends lmao
Andrew Thompson my girlfriend
I feel that joke was really over looked tbh
I have, actually... I was sawing down a prickly-ash tree (well, "tree"), and a friend caught it before it could fall on me and stab me in the skull.
I feel like the audience didn't give him enough credit for each jokes because they were so caught off guard by him...
I feel like it was a paid tv audience
Yeah
Aaron Kilty they’re not paid
Source: been to a late night show
Or maybe they didn’t think he was funny......
@@Menibor1 trumpers gonna trump
i’m not even mad that he repeated the clan rally joke from his previous stand up cause it was still hilarious
Iceboyz07 I’m mad about that this dude is funny like really funny but if you use the same material you look dumb
That's what all comedians do. It's a new audience who hasn't heard the joke. When it comes to stand-up, it's about crafting a joke, not the newness of it (it's more difficult to write an entirely new joke for every show as opposed to writing new songs for an album). That's why with most comedians, you'll likely see them reusing jokes from time to time.
Iceboyz07 .
Iceboyz07 comedians often use the same jokes for stand up gigs
I still loved the catfishing Dale build-up from the first show so much that it didn't hit as hard as then... He is still a hilarious dude of course
"He's going to art school, he's trying!" NO.
Oh I heard that guy failed too and was rejected. Wonder what that guy's gonna do next.
@@celeste946 probably start a baking company? Or even build the biggest oven in the world?
@@celeste946 He'll definitely have a lot of struggles. Wonder if he'll write a book about it
He looked so big until conan appeared and he suddenly shrinked WTH
Conan is just huge af
Conan is Swedish size. No wonder people look small compared to him.
No josh is short
conan is 1.93m
Well Conan was birthed from a giraffe and a skyscraper so it’s not really Joshs fault he looks so small
"are those clan ribs?" 😂😂😂
Best line in the set
LOL! CLASSIC!!!!!
I think you need to go again, I need these every Sunday. hahaha
You bet haha
look up josh Johnson catfishing the clan. It's not super funny but how could you not watch something with that title
*CLAN RIBS*
JDR 235 KLAN RIBS
JDR 235 Indizzle
I can’t taste racism and these ribs are *amazing*
JDR 235 it’s KLAN NOT CLAN
KLAN RIBS LOLOLOLOL
Everybody looks tall untill Conan comes up and stands beside them
“maybe ya friend Dale invited you”
me: DALEEEE
Hilarious dude! Wonderful set, really enjoyed all the jokes. I think he's got a bright career ahead of him.
Josh is literally one of my favorite comedians right now I hope he blows up and gets crazy famous he deserves it.
You don't even know him lol
He IS! HE is... 😁😁
Looks like a dark one punch man
Stevenson Gibbs lmao true even his facial expression is the same
With multiple punch lines.
hahaaaaa
Saitama Johnson
Consecutive Normal Punchlines
Conan seems sincere this time when he complimented his guest.
Conan seems rather woke as of late.
Bc otherwise he would be racist
Conan has always been woke. He's always been highly intelligent and witty. Also very humble and sincere. He's still a Harvard man though!
I love how he always smiles before saying "until you go to your second klan meeting"
The Facebook thing spoke to me on a personal level for real, so true. Got so bad and so depressing I just disabled it. Such a waste of time.
hell yeah man! props :)
DarkestofTimes same here. Deleted the app from my phone
Some people don't shut it off because they get into this trend of watching other peoples' lives and it becomes a story, they think by shutting it off they aren't going to know what's happening and they'll just be too curious. A few days to a week after you shut it off you realize quite clearly how little those 'stories' ever meant to you
DarkestofTimes Instagram is the same DX
That statement couldn't be more true, it's amazing how irrelevant things seem to matter until they don't, they have power over you until you get fed up and decide to pull the plug, then it's like you'd could care less and can't understand why you ever put so much stock in it.
'We're the only species where the women mate with the weak'🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Seven minutes goes fast with this guy.
“If you get by a possum you become a possum”
Is this what happened to Jeff Sessions?
LMFAO! Dude you made me spill my drink out my mouth.
😂
....it's all Science 😂😂😂
damn he looks so tiny next to conan
Yeah, the sizes of their heads are so different!
I was about to google how tall Josh is and Conan just to find out why the difference was so big.
I didn't realize he was so little until Conan showed up and I was like woah
Conker Juega.
This guy is sneaky funny. What I mean by that is he doesn’t look like he can deliver a good joke, until he tells one, then another one.
Rough crowd for such a talented young fella.
This is so good!! The audience is afraid to laugh!! I can't wait to see this guy in 5 years when he's famous!!
Jokes on you, he's famous now!
He s famous. I’m German and I know him for quite some time.
Nope
Sadly the dude still isn't famous. I realized earlier i hadn't seen anything new from him in a while. He's still making new material, still hilarious, but hasn't achieved fame like he deserves.
@@FvckRUclipsCensorship Wow, it's fun to come back 5 years later and watch this again. Still hilarious.
"I had to return a jar of pickles to Trader Joes because I couldn't open it." --JJ
He's hilarious...and damn he's so wonderful to look at. He's so handsome. 👌
Ye 😍
@@hende8445 reeeee nazi pig
Beautiful.
Racism: It's Delicious!
Ahmed Korayem LOL! CLASSIC!!!!!
it really is if you think about it. given that a person is racist, they would never have had tried the cuisine of the group they are biased against. so upon trying it they might discover something they truly like and were missing out on.
Possums are demons. 🤣
Good stuff!!
I get a strange vibe from this guy. He seems verry mysterious.
The Question it’s his eyes
It’s the Klan ribs man, it’s change him
ella price they do make the best ribs
I get that during all his comedy routines.
ella price 😂😂😂😂
Such a beautiful human specimen.
I think a lot of people in the comments don't understand what stand-up comedy is. I've seen so many complaints the he reused a bit.
Love this guy though i think he's hilarious.
Love Josh! Been binging his vids lately and he never disappoints. Adorable & so funny. Hope his career soars!
"had to return a jar of pickles to trader joes cause i couldnt open it"
DEAD
Omg, he's hilarious...and that smile..
6:45 BRAH The height difference is MAD
I love how the cameraman doesn't bother to track him at 0:32, just in case there was any doubt about Josh not being an alpha male.
I know there might just be no one controlling it, but I like the idea of a cameraman that knows that he can wait for Josh to come back. It just makes the bit funnier for me.
Damm this Man has jokes and personality
"Doesnt it bother anyone that theres no bottom?" THIS!!!!!! 😅😆😆😆😆
Hell yea!!
ThisisJoshO Hey, you're from quora
Yo! How did you find out haha
ThisisJoshO same picture, Joshua otusanya right?
Yup! Same picture brotha
I keep watching his stand up and it never gets old!
When he started, he was already pretty funny, and that usually doesn't happen.
I just saw this dude open for Trevor Noah... he was hilarious!
6:45 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!! Oh my gosh! He looks like he’s 8 years old standing next to Conan.
I knew Josh Johnson was small, he's brought it up in multiple stand-ups before but seeing him stand next to Conan really put it into perspective 💀
he's giving me Donald Glover vibes, anyone else?
I see what you mean but donglover didn't invent being black and dorky dude
yeah not saying he did, just notice some similarities
Int Kraze The voice is super similar!
+Int Kraze Sure, but this guy's actually funny. :)
no because this dude is actually funny.
this person is funny. id like to see 30 min of him. *edit. searched his name of youtube, stuff.
I can't get enough of Josh Johnson. A comedy genius and soooo good looking 😍💋
“Well, that’s your opinion” 🤣
I was reading comments saying, "oh wow he's smaller-looking next to Conan," but oh my god that's a MINISCULE MAN. I am in awe.
I can't be the only one who laughed all the way through, wondered why he was so self-deprecating, and then watched Conan come out and said "Okay."
Anybody else recognize the Dale reference? LOL
Yes, the Dale from Craigslist who is sitting at Finnegan's with his Target popcorn maker. ;)
Yes 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like he's the funniest spoken word poet ever. Like, that's his delivery style and I love it
Whoaa he's cute.
Where can a man get some great ribs I'm hungry
Kaleb Smith you know the answer.😂
Kaleb Smith the kkk😂
The clan bitch
a klan rally
Are you a white Southerner? Or friends with a white Southerner? I know a special kind of party xD
funny and attractive 👌
NO! Let him go!
Don't mate with the weak!
Well isn't he adorable
This guy is hilarious! His voice is absolutely amazing.
Wow. He made it onto The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon AND CONAN??? He has MADE IT!
William haynes is that you
😂 omg yes
'friend dale'
ugh i remember the first edition of this bit, love the full thing with the catfishing part
Before you laugh at the very end
Remember Conan is like *6'4"*
I don’t know why my brain assumed Conan was short, but I had to look it up because the hight difference is insane! I had no idea he was so tall.
"It's the best stuff in the history of stuff."
Yes.. So much yes to this.
That reminds me of one time my grandmother opened her trash can and there was a possum in there and I freaked out when she just tossed it out. She just grabbed it and it bit her and she didnt care. They really are scary. She's a possum now...
I love the little smile he gets on his face before he knows he's about to say something offensive lol
Are those clan ribs?😂
The joke about Facebook having no bottom is soo true. I've spent several hours intermittently scrolling down never to meet the end of the page. I call it the death scroll.
He’s so great 😂😂 I wanna see more of this guy!
I feel like he's one of those guys who's just going to get more and more good-looking the older he gets 😆 Denzel Washington vibes
Anyone else got shocked when Conan stepped at the end lol, that comedian is so short, I was like oh damn he looks good... Then I saw him next to Conan hhhh
i remember he did a bit about how he looked like a child and he wasn't going to grow. I thought it was weird because he looked tall, but now when I saw him with conan I understood!
*it does now* I don't think I can ever go on FB again because I will never stop thinking about this
Really good.
I have just discovered this man and heard him repeat the same jokes and each time I still have to stop eating so I don't choke on my food. He's really good at this.🎭😂🎭
Good looks and clean jokes!! He's going places for sure.
LMAO! This was wayyyy underrated in laughs from the audience
He's one of my new favorites and Im kinda craving for more, but Ive seen him do most of this bit already. I hope we see more of him. Craigslist Klan Dale is still pretty great though.
One time I was playing a game and it was about earning different types of bees and getting different types of pollen. This guy was talking to me and he said "this game is kinda racist" I said " what? " he said "it's racist bc there are different types of bees."
Had to return the jar of pickles because he couldn't open it. hahaha! Good stuff!
The klan thing still made me laugh- slightly different delivery 😂😂
He’s so tiny though- didn’t see that coming
Josh is fantastic! Love his humour. Needs more credit.
I relate to him on a spiritual level.
This guy out here looking like normal spongebob
He has a routine all about catfishing the klan. It’s amazing. “I was alone with a computer and I just catfished the klan.”
I had to return a jar of pickles once to Trader Joe’s , because I couldn’t open it . Brilliant writing . Absolutely no fat in that joke
“Well that’s your opinion” 😂😂😂
Wow! What a cutie Josh Johnson is!
somebody get this guy a Netflix special!
“Clan Ribs” 😂😂😂
Josh: "Do you WANT more ME?!?"
Me: "YES!! YES I DO!!!!" 😂
Good stuff dude got me laughing
omg his little pause smile is like the warm sun coming out of a winter cloud blanket
Get some of them ribs in the fridge before I get there,
And wait up, ain't no pickles jar I can't handle bro!
I love what you do man, keep up!
Josh: Cool
*Audience Laughs*
Best lines I've heard in a long time. Don't change a thing, the audience was not ready because he was so original.
"That's just science."
He's going to art school he's trying😭😭😭😭
I was dying when he said clan ribs lol
This guy was really funny
“I don’t think you’re racist until you go to your second Klan meeting.”
Josh…you are hilarious; I enjoy your comedy 💯💌!
this guy is good, he needs his own show if he doesnt already have one